#project seventeen

[taiistired]

winners' lounge post last life (x)

[dalandduh]

what the flip dalandduh is alive⁉️⁉️

doing alive 👍👍👍 not well. alive👍👍👍 Im not strong enough to draw all the creechurs alt outfits i might eventually but onga how did i do that..

I feel like im living depression simulator💥👊😎 wake up. cook breakfast for family. sweep floors. rot. cook dinner for family. go to sleep. repeat for the a whole month. I do nothing strenuous but i feel tired what is this..........

Added 9 and 10 to finally complete the ten friends yeh!!! and no ten isnt just twiggy of 1966 what are you talking ab

The Teens!!!!!!the Teeens!!!! Tesns!!! gave 11 a lil bit of a lazy eye wow shes just like me fr!!!! Mines from having bad uneven eyesight but idrk what hers would be from,, blunt force trauma possibly??

Oh btw the weird tape bandage lookin' stuff on 12 and 18 are actually kinesio atheletics tape ,, its just a thing the varsity team from my school wears a lot (ive asked them what it was for and they said joint overexertion prevention) the head boppers he's wearing is also a thing i see alot, its very common to print out your own face/your friend's face to put on a headband to mess with passersby.

Speaking off im sorry the siblings are dressed liek that💔💔💔 i don't know either🥀

My excessive use of hair beads has alluded me yes,,, i have no intention of stopping i fear

Once more,,, random stuff beloww💖 its way less than the usual but i think thats for the best

i have so many screenshots of wbf drawings but when i tell you theyre absolutely incomprehensible............ im so so very sorry public lobby wbf community for invading your servers and filling them with chicken scratch numberblock gijinka concept art.... it will happen again

OH AND ALMOST FORGOR HAPPY PRIDE MONTH IT IS THE MONTH OF THE PRIDE

I will do some pride posting when the uhhh the i stop getting intimidated over sharing my headcanons

[featdinoir]

FXCK MY LIFE (2023)

[betterthanbatman1]

A list of the Batfamily members and the kpop groups they’d stan, that no one asked for :3

Dick: BTS, BlackPink- self explanatory. He’s an oldie, he likes the classics, he was a casual listener and got really into them once they sent waves through the kpop industry. He has a secret stash of PCs. Edit: Steph wanted to get him into the newer generation of kpop and introduced him to P1Harmony. (Pretty Boy was basically written for him).

Jason: Xdinary Heroes, IU — I can’t see Jason as a kpop stan, but if I’d have to choose a group then it’ll be Xdinary Heroes. They’ve got the punk down which I think he’d like. Steph definitely got him into them, he didn’t search on his own. He listens to their music but doesn’t go collecting their albums for the inclusions. HOWEVER, this led to Jason looking for someone more to his tastes…IU— Jason found IU and loves her music, her soft voice and meaningful lyrics really touch his heart and being the emotional boy that he is, he’s now obsessed.

Tim: TXT, Enhypen, Zerobaseone, Itzy — TXT because they’re funny and silly and Tim just gives off txt vibes I can’t explain. Enhypen because he’s like their darker concepts. Zb1 because there’s no way they’re straight T_T. /hj Their music is so good and catchy, he’d really like it,..and their outfits are always top tier. Itzy because they’re big on empowerment and self love whilst also ranging to edgier and mature themes and styles all of which Tim would love. he could use some self love motivation.

Steph: Nct is her ult, then Seventeen, TXT, Enhypen, Nmixx, New Jeans, (G)I-dle — She is a MASSIVE kpop girlie. I could go on. She likes a lot of groups but she doesn’t just put on random songs, she knows who she likes and why, and she appreciates each member. She geeks (and screams) over PCs and unboxes albums with Dick, Duke, Cass and Tim. Steph’s stack of PCs are taller than her arm. She’s a quick learner and can learn the dance choreo to a song quickly, often doing it with Cass or one of the other batfamily members and putting on her social media. It ALWAYS gets reposted by the artist.

Cass: Nct Dream, Stray Kids, Red Velvet, Big Ocean— Steph introduced her to these groups hoping she’d like them and so far she does. Nct dream warms her heart and they’re very cool. Stray kids remind her that she’s not alone + amazing concepts. And Red velvet have lovely visuals. Big Ocean, Steph introduced to her when she was new to the manor and starting to communicate in sign language. She was drawn to Big Ocean’s music and felt a deep connection with the way they communicated their music through sign language. All of the groups dancing mesmerizes her, and she studies them closely.

Duke: &Team, BigBang, Lesserafim— &Team are cinnamon rolls just like Duke and they’re chaotic just like him too (Steph should introduce him to Seventeen for ultimate chaos). BigBang/ G-Dragon because his fashion sense is crazy and Duke is a fashion icon in my head so I think he’d get into BigBang’s music through G-dragons fashion. Lesserafim because they’re badass and I think Duke would like their music and they’re cutiepies.

Damian: BTS, BigBang— Damian is a little old fashioned, he likes the old stuff. He likes having another thing to talk about with Dick. He doesn’t collect albums or PCs but the others bought him an old album and he was very happy about it

Babs: Got7, Riize — A litttle more emo than the other groups. Got7 because its older gen. Riize because they have darker concepts that she’d really like with very cool and unique styles, ranging from pop to ballads, with angst too.

Bruce: PSY— Bruce is olddd, all he knows is “oppa Gangnam” and says “Of course I know Korean popular music!!” after Steph asks if he likes Kpop.

Alfred: Steph’s taste in music because it’s so loud through her headphones, Alfred can hear it anyway.

[respectthepetty]

I crawled through sixteen episodes of Fourever You, so I could drag myself into the finale for THIS color coding! I had my doubts in some of these episodes, but here I am, living my best color-coded life because North is a Green Guy and Johan IS a Red Rascal.

And now that they are together, they perfectly complement each other as two chile peppers would!

Hill and Ter are also two great color-coded boys in love since bright and happy Yellow Yal Ter brought reserved and quiet Blue Boy Hill out of his shell.

EVERYONE IS COLOR CODED AND IN LOVE!

Well, expect for Typhoon, but his sad story is coming in Part Two, which I better be getting this year like Director New said. Or else!

Because I also want to know about his little friend Dao's spicy story with Arthit!

Oh, and apparently the continuation of Tiger and Duennao's story too.

Since they still aren't a couple; they just act like it six days a week.

But back to the couples who are official couples being cute.

Well, and Johan being so possessive that he won't even let his mom hug North. Peak Red Rascal behavior. Love to see it in fictional men.

Johan keeps up the behavior when they go home to visit their families. He hides his Green Guy behind him as he tries to not act his red color.

But that doesn't last long since he argues with his father at the slightest hint of his man's name on his dad's lips.

So even though The Alamo shirt looks blue, it feels green to me since North is truly the only thing keeping his man calm at any given moment.

All Johan needs is to look at North, and the entire world ceases to exist. Look at Johan. He ain't listening. He hasn't heard one word from North's pretty little mouth.

All he heard was North would leave him, and he jumped into sugar daddy mode. He said, "take all my money because I already gave you my heart." North, buy a bouncy house. No! A bouncy CASTLE! Use that man's money for good.

And invite your bestie Ter since he is going through it as he visits not only his family which includes the dad who yelled at him for being gay, but also Hill's family which includes the grandpa who separated them for being gay. It's a homophobe hoedown.

I know it's a lot, but they have each other!

And Ter has a sister and a mom rooting for them as the mom wears Hill's blue, and the sister is basically a Pride flag.

Plus Hill's grandma is not only supportive, but she kept the blue birthday jar Ter gave Hill in his room, so the women in these families are getting a spring wedding from these two even if Hill and Ter don't know it yet.

But I think these color-coded boys in love know it.

Well, at least Hill does.

Because his grandmother gave him the same necklace that his dad gave his mom when he knew she was the one.

And Hill has always known this pretty boy is the only one for him.

Sidenote: I actually gasped at how beautiful and young Cooheart looks here. That twenty-eight year old does not look a day over seventeen.

Kudos, Yellow Yal, for being the sun in Hill's blue sky, the star guiding him at all times, and the moon in his dark night. Way to be that man's everything, so now he can give you everything (like a bouncy castle!).

And even if Johan and North never get married, I'm sure they will be together forever too.

Since North probably already unknowingly signed no less than sixteen documents that Johan had his lawyers draw up which makes it legal for Johan to own North in at least twenty-three countries regardless of martial status and escape is punishable by death so . . . 'til death do you part, North. Congratulations, buddy!

Basically, every color-coded boy in love got his happy ending, and I was thrilled to witness it.

NOW BRING ME PART TWO!

[whitenoiseclub]

BAD INFLUENCE : SEVENTEEN | A Visual Analysis produced by VM Project Architecture; directed by Beomjin

[monstax-info]

250527 Hyungwon Instagram Story Update

[shuastruck]

THE PROJECT

PAIRING || kim mingyu x female reader

GENRES || fluff, strangers to lovers, classmates to lovers

SUMMARY || getting selected to a special batch of your college had its own perks: better project ideas, nicer professors and of course, getting to know kim mingyu. and you weren't an opportunity waster. so you were going to use this chance of being classmates with the guy you had a teeny weeny crush at first sight on to the fullest.

or, in which, you hope that working on an engineering project together would be like the forced proximity trope.

WARNINGS || none

A/N || HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! I'm terribly sorry of how inactive this account has been so i tried(?) writing an oneshot based on exactly how i tried to hit on the guy i liked in first sem except this time it works.

© 𝐒𝐇𝐔𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐔𝐂𝐊 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟒

[berethosh]

*remembers i have free will *

[holidaygirl1224]

💬New Post from holidaygirl1224

As I mentioned in yesterday's post, I wanted to ramble about antlers a bit today... just a few random things I've been thinking about X) My antlers are... pretty puny XD They're not nothing, they're just not... much. My doctor says he'd be surprised if they grew anymore. It's 100% my dad's fault, as he doesn't have very big ones either. Which is NOT the case further down the Holiday tree. His dad had HUGE antlers. Like, 12 points on those things. BIG. He passed before I was really old enough to get to know him, but we have his last shed of antlers mounted in our living room... which, okay, I realize if you're not a reindeer that probably sounds weird LOL I'm assuming you all know that every year we all shed our antlers... boys shed them in late fall, and us girls shed in the spring (everyone is always very surprised when I randomly show up at school without antlers XD) So, since we get new ones every year, it's tradition to keep the antlers of at least one of your parents, especially once they're old... a small part of them that lasts forever. That probably still sounds really weird but... idk take it up with our ancestors LOL My antlers would look really dumb mounted up... maybe whoever ends up with them can just keep them in a drawer or something X) There aren't really any other deer in our town, so even with our smaller antlers, us Holiday's are still the cream of the antler crop here XP The only antler competition I've ever had outside of my family is... Kris. They don't have antlers of course, but when we were kids they'd always try to spar my antlers with this horn headband they used to wear like, ALL the time. Even though their horns were just a headband, mine at the time were even smaller than they are now, so... we ended up pretty evenly matched in our sparring XP Maybe someday my antlers will grow more than everyone thinks... but at least for now I can still walk through doors normally XD

[monstax-info]

250607 Minhyuk Instagram Update

go5rae:

[emandemms]

i still think about that one tim fic i wrote like a year ago when i was sick as hell and it baffles me how i managed to do that shit while having an alarmingly high fever. AND it's my most popular work by far idk how the fuck that happened.

[stripedstarsblueflags]

Fanfiction is not an industry.

There are no publishing houses, professional editors, algorithms, distribution managers, talent agents, or, in almost all cases, profit.

Fanfiction is the result of hardworking creative individuals choosing to share their passions and imaginations with no tangible benefit to themselves.

Fanfiction is not, and never has been, an industry.

[fatherfigurefusion]

Wolfgang Akire with "The Family Jewels"

Eloise Taulner with "Seventeen"

Eva Tsunaka with "Are You Satisfied?"

Damon Maitsu with "Oh No!"

[flurrys-creativity]

Pygalgia

pygalgia (n.) ~ a pain in the ass, literally

Pairing: Yoon Jeonghan (Seventeen) x Fem!Reader; Genre: strangers to lovers, romance, SMUT, jackson wang party; Rating: nsfw, 18+; Warnings: jeonghan being irritated, witnessing a verbal fight, typical house party stuff > drinking alcohol, loud music, SMUT > making out, talk about kinks, slight breast play, clit stimulation, unprotected sex, mentions of seven minutes in heaven; Wordcount: 2.085; Collab: Project X

Summary: You planned on having a blast during the party but meeting Jeonghan brought your plan to a whole new level of excitement.

A/N: The last story for this project is here! Like I mentioned in the other comments, the entry of @mingsolo is out too and ssome time in the future you'll also get to read stories by @daemour @sanjoongie and @hongcherry Look for the easter eggs all of us have dropped in each story to connect them! Have fun reading!

All Jeonghan wanted was one peaceful game of pool. Yet it seemed everything and everyone worked against that wish. 

First Hyungwon crashed into the pool table, questioning Jeonghan and Minhyuk whether they had seen someone. Thankfully Minhyuk - his game partner - had been able to answer and Hyungwon vanished within seconds again. 

Sadly not even a real minute went by when Minhyuk caught sight of his ex-girlfriend. With a mumbled apology he thrusted the cue into Seungcheol’s hands and rushed after the girl, who seemingly wanted to escape him at all costs.

Jeonghan sighed deeply and glanced up at his best friend. He silently wondered whether he should even try to continue this game or just give up at this point. 

Throughout the evening it had already been annoying enough to have all these girls lingering around him and watching his every move. Jeonghan could hear them whisper behind his back, hear them giggle the second he remotely looked towards their direction. 

They were nothing compared to the girl, who decided to constantly pester him with anything and everything at once. Jeonghan barely listened to her, sending annoyed glances of help towards Seungcheol instead. 

His interest only got piqued when she rambled about some messages they apparently shared. Jeonghan frowned, raking his memory for any kind of interaction like that. 

Jeonghan eyed her from the side, refusing to give her the attention she so desperately wanted. She seemed familiar but not enough to get a real memory of her sparked inside his mind.

That was until he noticed Seungcheol’s tense state and how his eyes shifted between both of them. A smirk spread over Jeonghan’s lips, hiding the surprise he felt.

When Jeonghan had given her Seungcheol’s number instead of his own, he had expected his best friend to clear up the misunderstanding - not pose as him.

The girl tried once more to spark his memory about the messages and Jeonghan had enough of it. His eyes roamed around the room, noticing you sitting on a table that got pushed against the wall. Your attention wasn’t on him and a small idea formed in his head. 

For the first time he turned to the girl. He looked her up and down, his eyes oozing disinterest. “Listen, I have no idea what you're talking about. Never have texted you and never will.” Jeonghan scoffed and rolled his eyes upon her shocked expression, before he turned around and wandered over to you.

Jeonghan wrapped one arm around your middle and pulled you to the edge of the table and against his body, having your thighs on either side of his hips. “Make out with me”, he murmured against your lips, staring into your eyes with such intensity that made you speechless.

You barely even nodded before your lips clashed with each other. Your eyes closed involuntarily and your hands came up to his chest, fingers grabbing his flannel and pulling him even closer to your form.

One of his hands grabbed onto your thigh, fingers digging into your flesh. Jeonghan moaned into your mouth, getting a lot more into this kiss than he initially planned. His hips bucked against your core.

Heavily panting, Jeonghan pulled away from you. He blinked several times, trying to understand what he just did. He closed his eyes again and leaned his forehead against yours.

Despite the loud music Jeonghan heard the whispers and felt the stares of the people around them. It reminded him how he always got the attention of everyone inside a room.

Jeonghan leaned back a little and looked at your face, tilting his head to one side. “You were quite interested in something before I interrupted you.”

Your eyes lit up in recognition and you moved a little to one side to look back out of the glass window front. You still saw San - the campus fuckboy - argue violently with a girl. While you couldn’t exactly make out what they screamed at each other, you had an inkling it was about their relationship towards each other.

Jeonghan followed your gaze, watching the scene unfold. “Ah, the drama.” He chuckled and turned back to look at you. A grin formed on his lips when you returned your attention back to him as well. 

“Pretty sure you just created some drama yourself.”

Jeonghan let his gaze wander around the room momentarily, smirking in satisfaction. “Only with your help.” He raised his hand to cup your face and pull you into another kiss. 

You wrapped your arms around his neck, playing with the hairs on the nape of his neck. Your heartbeat accelerated, your own excitement rising. Something about the way he kissed you and how his body felt against yours, drove you up the walls. Yet, you were well aware of all the attention on the both of you.

As if Jeonghan was able to read your mind, he broke the kiss and leaned back again. “How about we get out of here?” 

Once you nodded in agreement, Jeonghan held out his hand and helped you down from the table. The second you stood next to him, he placed a hand on the small of your back and guided you out of the room.

Warmth spread from his fingertips on your back up through your spine and whole body. You glanced at him out of the corner of your eyes. Jeonghan looked out of this world, his appearance stunning and almost breathtaking.

Jeonghan guided you up to the second story, hoping to find a room there that is a little more private. Though even upstairs seemed to be packed. 

You looked around, barely hiding the grimace from the dozens of people lounging around. Your eyes widened when a tall, blond guy yelled out ‘pewdiepie’ and stormed towards you.

Jeonghan wrapped his arms around your middle and pulled you to the side, basically slamming you into the wall next to him and barely avoiding the collision with the foreigner.

You had your hands on his chest, mouth slightly agape from the sudden proximity again. Your eyes roamed over his features, feeling how your desire started to pool in your lower regions.

Jeonghan had both his hands next to your body against the wall, looking over his shoulder and shooting an annoyed glare towards the foreigner until he disappeared from sight. As he then turned to look back at you, his breath hitched. He finally noticed how close he stood to you, your noses only inches apart. He locked eyes with you, swallowing harshly.

“How crazy would it be to say I want you?”

“Very”, you whispered with a soft chuckle. “How crazy would it be to say I feel the same way?” You bit on your lower lip and glanced up at him through your eyelashes.

“Very”, he echoed your answer before slamming his lips against yours once more. 

When you broke free, you grabbed his hand with a giggle and pulled him through the masses. You opened several doors, excusing yourself as every room seemed occupied and you didn’t intend to share the space.

A yelp escaped your lips when Jeonghan tugged at your hand and pulled you into an open closet. He shut the door behind you two, engulfing you in darkness. He could feel the heat radiating from your body and while he wanted to turn on some light to at least see you, the darkness heightened all his other senses.

Your breath got stuck in your lungs when you felt his hands wander along your body. 

“Never thought I’d engage in seven minutes of heaven during a college party.” Jeonghan mumbled, pressing his body against yours. “Though I hope we’ll have more than just seven minutes together.”

You couldn’t help the giggle escaping your lips and how your hands trailed along his body as well. You tilted your head to one side, immediately feeling his mouth on your exposed neck. 

Even though neither of you could see inside the closet, somehow both of you sensed the movements of the other, naturally reacting to it.

You whimpered ever so softly as Jeonghan’s fingers slid beneath your waistband and into your panties. He circled your clit, breathing deeply due to the effect of your moans on his composure.

Jeonghan moved you backwards until your behind hit a wall. He placed open mouthed kisses all over your neck while he fumbled with the button of your pants. Impatiently, Jeonghan pushed them down, letting you do the rest as one of his hands moved underneath your shirt and played with your breasts. He pressed his clothed dick against your body, limiting his own ministrations on your clit but receiving stuttered breaths from you anyway.

You couldn’t get out of your pants fast enough. Your fingers immediately flew back to his pants, opening the belt and zipper to free his hard cock. Carefully, your fingers wrapped around his length. You pumped him tentatively, loving how the close proximity made the tip of his dick hit against your lower stomach. You could feel the precum smear over your skin.

“I want to fuck you so bad”, Jeonghan groaned, struggling to hold himself together with your precise ministrations.

“Please do.”

Jeonghan inhaled deeply. He moved his hand from your breasts down to your thigh, hoisting it up and holding it high to spread your hole open for him. 

You guided his dick to your entrance, body shaking the second he pushed himself inside. You wrapped your hands around his neck, playing once more with his hair. If you could you would have thrown your head back when you felt him hit the sensitive spot inside of you thanks to the position.

Jeonghan moved slowly, rolling his hips more than slamming them inside of you. He took his sweet time, relishing in the feeling of your tight walls fluttering around his length and squeezing him whenever he hit the right spot. 

Jeonghan held your leg up with one hand while the other continued to rub your clit, sending spark after spark through your whole system. Despite the dark you saw stars at the edges of your vision, feeling how the knot inside of you tightened with every passing second.

“How come everyone else attending this party is a pain in the ass, yet you’re not getting on my nerves”, Jeonghan questioned, nosing along your neck and nibbling at your sensitive skin.

It took you several moments to process his words and even longer to form a comprehensible answer. “So I take it you’re not into anal, huh?”

Jeonghan snorted and pressed his face into the crook of your neck. “That”, he murmured, “is not what I said.”

“So you’re the kinky type.”

“Are you?”

You snickered softly, getting interrupted by yet another moan. “If letting you fuck me inside of a closet wasn’t speaking for itself, I do enjoy one or two kinks, yeah.”

For a moment only your pants and moans filled the air surrounding you until Jeonghan spoke up again. “Anal being one of them?”

“Maybe. You wanna find out?”

Jeonghan exhaled loudly through his nose, gently shaking his head. “Maybe.” He picked up his pace, snapping his hips into you. Next to the slapping sound of skin and his own grunts, your brabbled nonsense and pleas filled the closet. “Get any louder and our seven minutes will be interrupted, sweetie.”

You whined upon hearing his words, yet you were unable to control your own body. Your throat betrayed you, letting a moan with porn quality break out.

Jeonghan gently bit down on your jaw, kissing his way to the front until he could press his lips on yours. He successfully silenced your moans, swallowing each and every one of them.

You came undone, the explosion inside of you depriving you of every sensation momentarily. You barely realised that Jeonghan came right after you, shooting his load into your pussy. Yet, you whined from the loss as he slipped out of you and placed your leg back on the ground.

Jeonghan held you at your waist, feeling how you hadn’t regained all your strength yet. “So, about your kinks”, he chuckled and kissed your temple while rubbing circles into your sides with his thumbs.

Once the fog inside your brain lifted and you registered his words, you smirked. You inhaled deeply, nosing along his neck until your lips brushed over the shell of his ears. “You’re a curious one, aren’t you?”

“And are you one to satisfy my curiosity?”

“Come and find out.”

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Taglist: @xavi-in-kpopland​

[etherealyoungk]

thoughts about mingyu when you're on your period

this is like the perfect time for me to answer this rn bc i am suffering atm

this man is spoiling you and taking care of you on your period. also would kinda be slightly confused about you being moody and a little snappy to him but will understand and still shower you with love nonetheless.

you're in cramping and in pain? he's getting you a hot water bottle and reheating it for you as many times. "but baby this is still hot", he says when you ask him to heat it again. "it's not hot enough", you say, looking at him, buried under all the blankets. "but..it's still hot", he says, loooking at you confused. "it's not hot enough gyu", you complain and he just nods and comes back a few mintutes later. will also joke about why you're using a hot water bottle when he's right here, saying he'll be your personal heater and just be ready to cuddle and hold you.

craving something? this man is ready to whip up a 5-star course for you. but when you go to the kitchen and find out you don't have any more peanut butter you go back to find mingyu and tell him rather disappointed about the lack of peanut butter in the house. he offers to go buy some but you don't want him to leave and he's confused because you want peanut butter...but you also don't want him to go buy it. so he decides to make you some and it's worth all the praise he gets for it, seeing you happily eat it with a smile.

it's cold so you're wearing his hoodie and you find him sitting in his room doing some work and just pout at him wanting some cuddles. he says he'll come in 5 minutes, he just needs to finish this up and you're curled up in bed, scrolling through your phone and 5 minutes have turned into 30 minutes and you're getting a little moody and grumpy now. after what seems like an eternity mingyu finally enters the room and smiles while you're just glaring at him, ignoring his presence as you look into your phone. "i thought someone said five minutes", you tell, looking at him as the bed dips as he sits down, looking down. "i know, im sorry babe, i got caught up", he tells. "well i don't need cuddles anymore so you can go continue what you were doing", you tell, grumpy, crossing your arms and giving him an annoyed look. he understands you're a little sensitive and moody now. "come on, i know you can't resist my cuddles hm?", he prompts but you just look at him and shake your head. "i don't need them now", you tell again. "but i want cuddles, you'll give me some cuddles?", he asks. you look at him and finally give in. "fine...only because you want it", you tell and he chuckles, quickly but gently pulling you closer, placing a soft kiss to your forehead. "you're so stubborn", he mumbles. "and you're an idiot", you add, still not ready to give in but you were very happy right now because you really did want mingyu's cuddles.

if you're struggling to sleep because of the pain and cramps, he'll rub gentle circles on your back. is more than ready to make you a cup of hot chocolate at 2am in the night and will shush you if you apologize.