#project hyperbloom

[projecthyperbloom]

Week 1

I’ve been running all compounds for Project Hyperbloom for a little over a week now. Weight is going up like crazy, it’s piling on faster than I anticipated, I was 243lbs this morning fasted, 21lbs up from April! So this actually exceeds expectations by 5-10lbs, reference projection chart included. I’m on insulin and GHRP-6 3x daily, and pioglitazone and telmisartan once daily. I’ll do a post delving more into the science behind this at some point

Incredibly excited to see how things progress the next 11 weeks. I will be increasing GHRP-6 dose to try producing more hunger, so feeders hmu 🐷

[hq-erotic-hypnosis]

Success Story Taking It to the Next Level

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Now, he’s taking things to the next level. His goal? A jaw-dropping 60-80lbs gain in the next 6 months, fueled by my files and a stack of peptides designed to push the limits of adipocyte hyperplasia. That means new fat cells. 

Lots of new fat cells. 

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What’s your take—can he hit that 80lb mark?

I think he’s going to go beyond it.

[stargazet]

saw a post talking about main gang + Craig & co maining video game characters and OF COURSE i have to chip in with the Genshin sillies. bear with me, thank you

Stan: Wriothesley. Dog/Wolf man who punches? Say less. Plays him with Shenhe as support and probably Yelan/Furina for freeze reactions. Ever since Ororon dropped he's got that hot topic emo loser for superconduct. I can see him enamoured with the likes of Freminet, tbh. I also think if he doesnt use this standart team he likes using Dehya, Yelan/Furina and Tighnari for burgeon. He probably collects Punchers like Infinity stones (Wrio, Dehya, Heizou, hes got them all)

I think he has a soft spot for Kaeya & Kinich. Broken Families, Alcoholic father, he loves projecting.

Kyle: there's only 2 options: he either HATES alhaitham or he fucking loves that guy. Based on that he either uses him OR kaveh (you're not subtle). Him and Stan are probably the most Team Comp/reaction focused, so he'd work with an aggravate team for sure. Probably a Raiden Main for that but I know he likes Kuki too. He probably also likes Hyperbloom/Burgeon so, in that order, he also plays: Haitham, Xingqiu, Raiden / Haitham, Xingqiu, Benny/Xiangling.

I think he very much considers his team comp carefully, what characters are best in what positions, rotations, it's all important for him, so I think he doesn't really care about Cool-looking/lore characters or their in-game status and more about Meta, therefore the heavy 4star usage

Cartman: A whale. doesn't care what is a good team comp, he can pick whoever and however, has most characters c6 and signature weapons r5, he's all about showing off that, much less the damage. He favors 5star characters, ESPECIALLY Archons. Definitely a heavy Raiden user, probably also Miko, he doesn't think Furina should be given the Archon title, so Neuvilette there, doesn't give a shit about Nahida and thinks Wanderer was nerfed the SECOND he was announced as Wanderer and not in his previous Scaramouche getup/behavior. Alhaitham in Nahida's stead, thus (Dont get it twisted though, he has her c6 simply because he can). No strong feelings about Venti, uses Zhongli a lot bc Shield. Absolutely has Mavuika and uses her. I'm not sure whether he likes any of the current playable Fatui. He might deem them too soft for their positions so far, so ik hes mad as shit about Signora and Capitano (fly high, king). He WILL be a Dottore main.

Kenny: Mavuika. Leather suit with zipper. Bike. He's sold. Definitely a Miko lover, her mischievous aura, the E skill, he loves that shit. which is also why I'd assume he'd love Yelan (Mommy + E skill). I think he'd adore Furina, Wanderer & Childe due to their lore (500 years of solitude and no one knew? Yeah he resonates. 3 Betrayals & Abandonment? Hell yeah. Being a good big brother but corrupted deep down? HES ALL ABOUT THAT).

He's definitely a Girls girl character wise, Hoyoverse's target audience atm, I can see him with Rosaria, Lisa, Candace. He ate Chasca and Citlali up, he just doesn't have enough primos Ever to get all the waifus he wants

Doesn't rlly care about team comp or reactions, nor supports/sub dps/healers. Everyone can be a DPS if Kenny has them on the rooster. Tries to go for huge DMG numbers despite the worst team comps, no reactions, everyone at C0. (Somehow he's doing pretty good)

Add on: An insanely good dodger, he doesnt need a shield nor a healer. he also likes the Orphanage Trio (Lyney, Lynette, Fremi) and would play the Fatui Fam team (the trio + Arlecchino) (I know he loves Arle, his dick was hard watching the cutscenes of her storyquest)

Butters: 1st of all, his damage sucks, he does NOT care abt rotations or reactions etc. That is a lore player and world explorer. Thus, a stupidly high exploration rate (half of it at 100% definitely) everywhere. Has practically all world quests done because he loves helping Anyone with Anything. Probably an insane amount of Primos that all the f2p players are jealous of because he rarely wishes and only for the characters he likes and cares about. Wanderer Enthusiast & Raiden hater, probably. Furina, Freminet, Bennet, he's got them. Uses Fischl a LOT (he loves her and ik he gets teased bc of that). He also has Shenhe & Ayaka, probably. So many Cryo characters, which makes sense for a child that probably feels unwanted/forgotten by everyone else :)

I think he likes supporting, healers more specifically, so he definitely has Furina or Kokomi always ready for co-op

Craig: Alhaitham is the realest and funniest guy he's ever seen, that's his ride or die main, followed closely by Wanderer because he's so hilariously mean and openly rude♡ He also has Kinich because hes the same type of blunt and ik every time he hears Ajaw talk he tells that pixel to shut the fuck up, except for when he's incredibly rude and mean to Others (Bungee jumping without a rope?? I know Craig laughed)

I think he cares about reactions etc again, and since he has 2 dendro & 1 anemo dps, he doesn't usually play them together and rather has 3 teams built around them (or two, switching out Haitham and Kinich at random) as follows:

- He's a Burgeon bitch rather than Aggravate, so: Haitham/Kinich, Xingqiu, Nahida, Benny/Xiangling (I think he doesnt like Mavuika and doesn't pull her therefore)

- brute force with a hypercarry team: Wanderer, Faruzan, Benny, Dehya/Furina

Ik he thinks using a shielder is like cheating, so he's not touching any shielders. Makes him, too, incredibly good at dodging, especially because Wanderer's Passive "Gales of Reverie" needs acceleration during his E skill, which is easiest done when dodging an attack before continuing your own attack.

Chasca hater, i can feel it in my bones.

Clyde: That is an Itto Main if i've ever seen one. He LOVES big buff men so Itto it is, Wriothesley and Cyno because he fucking loves him and his jokes. He loves a good shield, so he has Zhongli at the ready. I think he would play Xiao every once in a while, because the Pogostick-play amuses him. Absolutely only brute forces his way through anything (99% with Itto, ofc) Which is also why he's got Neuvilette, the Beyblade Spin is his favorite thing.

He definitely has Childe and uses him too, but ofc that bitch never crits and everyone clowns him.

Token: Another reaction/Meta player. Also close to Whale-Level, his favorite characters are c6 and r5 in their signature weapons. He definitely has Raiden and Arlecchino and probably Nahida for a hyperbloom/burgeon team. Since that also needs Hydro, i think he'd use good old Xingqiu or straight up Yelan. He probably doesn't use Furina despite her being (one of) the best Hydro units in supporting roles, because he doesn't like the constant decrease of HP that comes with her Skill.

He's also an Archon & Fatui collector, so he's got the available 6/7 (plus Neuvi), full Fatui Fam, Childe & Wanderer.

Jimmy: Cyno, though it's a love-hate relationship, I think. Lyney, because he likes the guy and how he executes his magic shows in-game, also really cool animations with both of these guys. Definitely an Arlecchino, Clorinde & Yae Miko haver, he loves powerful women. I think he'd also like the punchers, so Wriothesley, Heizou & Dehya. Since he's got a bunch of Pyro & Electro with that, he probably has Nahida or Tighnari for Aggravate or Burgeon reactions. Definitely waiting for Playable Columbina.

Tweek: he prefers characters that are silent idle, so definitely no Wanderer or Kinich. I can see him worried about HP all the time so he probably runs with a healer and a shield at all times, so Kokomi/Furina and Zhongli. I think he mains Kazuha, tbh, although his burst probably stresses him out 50% of the time because it blinds him lmao. I can see him relating and thus using Bennet, too. I think he'd also like bow users because, at least in co-op, that'd allow him to attack from a distance, so Tighnari, Lyney, Yoimiya are characters he'd have. He's definitely opting for supports, being a DPS is too much pressure.

[silvernyxchariot]

Hear me out: Self-sustaining Alhaitham

He heals himself with the BP Black Sword plus Ocean-Hued Clam.

I'm talking about yet another uncommon, non-meta, build. Like, when I was first building Alhaitham and Kaveh, I was gunning for Deepwood pieces to start, but the Gilded part of the domain was being a little too generous; Alhaitham kept dying when he was on-field. But then I thought, what if I make him heal himself. Bennett's burst wasn't enough, and Shinobu is practically only used for hyperbloom, never mind healing.

Healer Alhaitham would only heal himself, but that just means he'd be alive longer to cause more damage, and you can add more buffer/off-field damage dealers to the team. He could still have the basic bitch build.¹ The healer build is plausible with the Blacksword from Battle Pass² and either Ocean-Hued Clam or Song of Days Past.³ Basically, have a high Crit rate if you use Clam to keep getting those Black Sword heals and OHC will cause extra damage.

I don't intend on testing this build myself any time soon because I have a Geo and a Freeze team on the way. But this'll be a little project that I do in the future.

¹ "Basic bitch" being the phrase I use for the generic DPS build ([stat %] sands, Element/Phy dmg goblet, & Crit circlet).

² Blacksword at R5, "Increases DMG dealt by Normal and Charged Attacks by 40%. Additionally, regenerates 100% of ATK as HP when Normal and Charged Attacks score a CRIT Hit. This effect can occur once every 5s."

³ Both of these sets also cause a little bit of damage based upon the healing amount from the character. It just depends on WHEN you want that damage to take place. OHC will deal damage every 3 seconds based on 90% of the accumulated healing. SoDP will deal extra damage based on 8% of healing about every 6 seconds on top of all your regular attacks. That's too my understanding of the lengthy ass descriptions.

Do with this information what you wish.

[ashes-onthewind]

Okay, I'll give you mine if you give me yours (my genshin has to update first so I can look in it)

:0000 aw hell yeah!!

I've not been playing super super long (I only just got my first five star) but I had to get to hard pity to get him so I've got a lot of fours :D currently pulling for haitham and sethos :D clorinde seems like a waste to me but ye

Very sad I lost my 50/50 on baizhu ;-; I wanted my silly transmasc man (hc) but I got diluc :c

Okokok so! The characters I have are:

Aether (currently electro but I <3 dendro traveller), lvl 65

Kaeya - level 60(/70) - I <3 this man, he's my go-to guy for running :3 he's not on a ton of my teams but I like him

C3 Barbara - level 60 (/60) - I don't understand the Barbara hate :( she's sweet and a pretty decent healer

Beidou - level 50(/50) - AURGH I love her. I only got her very very recently but!!! I'm in love already :3

Lisa - level 60(/60) - my first electro character<3 I love her with a large portion of my heart :D she sucks as a hyperbloom trigger but she's fun :3

C3 Yaoyao - level 60(/60) - part of my first team (dendro aether/Lisa/Barbara/Yaoyao) and sososososo sweet I luv her

Diluc - level 53(/60) - will forever be pissy with diluc for not being baizhu but he seems okay

Yanfei - level 50(/50). - luv her, sometimes I use my hyperload team (Yanfei/Beidou/Barbara/Yaoyao) with her but she'll probably be replaced by diluc :c bc 5star pyro > 4star pyro

Xiangling - level 50(/50) - pretty damn good, now that I have Bennett I can use a Bennett/xiangling pyro core :3

Lynette - level 40(/40) - yumyum for exploration bc of her e skill!! Never really played her in combat tho tbh

Amber - level 40 (/50) - blech. Awful. My first pyro character but. I actively avoided her bc her application SUCKS ASS. Idk I just really don't like her

Ningguang - level 34(/40) - LESBIAN!!! Also s h i e l d

Faruzan - level 20(/20) - triangles make my brain happy (it's one of my neurospicy things) so her Thing being triangles is !!!!! Hehduehdjbf!!!

Gorou - level 20(/40) - I project onto he so hard he so me frfr never played him in combat tho -<-

Mika - level 20(/40) - yeah he exists I forget about him a lot tho :< never played him

Freminet - level 20(/40) - penguin bby! So enby coded let's be real

Layla - level 20(/40) - RARWHM NOMNOM I love her I NEED to build her her skill is so SCRUMPTIOUS and shE aurgh I love

C2 Collei - level 20(/40) - played her for a few minutes when I first got her :v unimpressed

Xinyan - level 20(/40) - never played her

Noelle - level 16(/20) - never played her

Bennett - level 1(/20) - did a play test with him on the team and :D he! Lil guy!! I needa build + level him hehe

[steamanband]

Definitely projecting here but yk Tetris Effect? Party gets that So Bad with games they hyperfixate on for a while.

Party looks outside and sees the rain and is like aww yeahh now I can hyperbloom my enemies. Wait

[projecthyperbloom]

Project Hyperbloom:

Day 1

Weight is up 229. Perfect spot for me to begin GHRP-6! Pioglitazone will be ontained soon to drive subcutaneous adipogensis. Let’s get the ball rolling 💪🏽

[projecthyperbloom]

Exciting project update:

GHRP-6 has arrived (a month supply)

I am very eager to begin this starting tomorrow.

100ug adminstered 10 minutes prior to meals, 3x daily. It should make me ravenous and will synergize with insulin to help facilitate more efficient shuttling of digested nutrients into fat cells.