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cittasolutions · 1 year
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5 Advantages of Magento Magento has consistently ranked as one of the top ecommerce platforms available. Whether you're new to creating an online store or are considering a future migration, it's worth analyzing the benefits of Magento to move forward with a decision
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callmehoneystuff · 6 months
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I actually have to get off smosh fandom spaces for today i can't handle anymore 😭😭 absolutely insane well you cant say Smosh isn't funny
I survived Smosh April 1st 2024
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leaderhoratio · 3 months
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I would like to formally apologize for this morning's drag story hour. In hindsight, I should have checked the book more thoroughly. We stand by the overall message of standing your ground in the face of bullies and keeping yourself safe, but we do not institutionally agree with Derek the Dragon Master's methods of using Hyper Voice on children. Next week's story will be more... uplifting.
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the deep sense of anxiety after handwriting a computer program
"did I remember to add ALL the semicolons?" "did I remember to close the brackets?"
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officialurban · 2 months
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🚨Armageddon Programming | An Analysis of 'The Catcher in The Rye'
Spells are very important in Luciferianism. In our last episode we illustrated how spells are used in society to build our inner mythologies. If you are one of those who can't help but wonder what in the world is happening to our communities right now, you should know that in part it is due to decades of spell casting that is starting to "come true” worldwide, including in the Middle East. While we support the Jewish right to gather in the land of Israel, we do not support ramping up for war on either side. One of the major spells that has been cast on American Christians is the spell that they must be true to Jewish plans and plots at any cost in order to be true to the Bible. Anything less is anti-shemitism. This is a spell, so you had better wake up because Christianity’s God has declared, “Blessed are the peace makers for they will be called the true children of God.” The rest are but dogs and sinners at the gate. To better illuminate how all these spells were, and are being, cast on you, we will use Jerome David Salinger's one hit book, "The Catcher in Rye" over two episodes. It is hoped that the lessons learned here will aid you in seeing how occultists continue to use spells on you today. Hold On, Star Child, here we go! Quack, Quack, Bang, Bang!
🪄Spell Casting - An Introduction
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🌾The Catcher in The Lie: Spell Casting Expounded
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🚨Armageddon Programming (1/2): Click
While most modern bimbos and numb nuts don’t realize it, we have actually reached the final stages of pastiche from which nothing but a dangerous douse of reality can free us.
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💥Armageddon Programming (2/2): The Big Bang
We have spent an inordinate amount of time studying J.D. Salinger’s one hit worldwide best selling book, “The Catcher in the Rye”, using it as an example to explain how media, in all forms, has been used for more than half a century to control the way we think in order to  push a willing slavery agenda on us. The anti-christs, the Jewish Mafia, and pseudo-Christians among us today always broadcast their goals early. We would be smart to hear them now while we can still change course. We don't have much time to change course... Also check out the great research of Urban here. (Dude, keep it up!)
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evergreen-femme · 1 year
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why has my appearance always been, overwhelmingly probably, the main thing i've always been concerned about? it eats my brain and always has, and i can only recognize that i like myself as i exist *right now*, that i am finally pretty, sometimes. and yet ill look at pictures of my body from just 6 months to a year ago and think "what the fuck she was so hot what happened" every single time. and idk if this is some kind of mental programmimg error or loop or something because my mental architecture was developed in the complete absence of ever feeling even remotely good about how i looked. like it doesn't even know how to handle positive self-perception, much less process it and incorporate it into my self image. poor girl needed some positive body image and never once got it or thought she was worth anything. idk it feels like such an overwhelming need these days im crying just thinking about it
like literally that manga panel with the "if i can't be cute then what's even the point of living"... that feeling stretched out to infinity all the time
yeah im a girl but i feel like i only got to be a cute girl for like less than a year and that almost all happened during the really traumatic circumstances of me coming out. and the cute part was always mandatory for me. i feel like if i can't see myself as cute im going to die, but it just gets into my head that i transitioned on the cusp of my 30s and not my 20s and there so much socialization and fun and dressing up i missed and i feel like because of my age i have maybe a year or two of that left and even then i feel a bit too old for it.
like i was a huge nerd but more than that i was just the socially stunted outcast. i never even had friends close enough to invite over throughout my entire childhood. not one. i got to party a bit in college but i wasnt a fucking GIRL then so i stood around being *really really* bad at being a guy and hoping like. girls would notice my skin and how pale i was or something idk. obviously never happened. i got told by my roommate how badly i fumbled the possibility to be the "pimp of our dorm building" because i tried to join a female friend group. over and over he'd talk about it and he never fucking got that i just wanted to be one of them! i just wanted to wear dresses and get pretty together and feel cute and accepted and not on-guard for once. ofc it never got that far (god, god i wish it had my life would have been so much happier) bc of me. and my stupid sexuality. like i hooked up with this weird girl who hinted at doing bdsm with me (ofc it ended up with her wanting me to dom and nothing happening bc of that) but she told fucking everyone and i literally had started reading all this girl's writing to get to know her and writing bad poetry about her (ugh) but yea turns out she was cheating on her boyfriend back home ¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯ and just wanted to hook up and tell everyone the details (like lol he has a big cock but is submissive 🤢)
like over breakfast
and then poof nobody wants to be my friend anymore.
but anyway yea i just need to have that life that i never got in my 20s but all things are convalescing to make me believe that im too old for it and i'll have to live the rest of my life carrying that yawning absence with me
and its already so heavy at 31 i dont know how im going to be able to handle it as i get older
also worth noting that that was my first sexual experience ever.
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synths-and-sensibility · 10 months
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It's the "Hello World!" of microcontroller programmimg, but I got it to blink an LED!
I had some trouble with the make file since the example I was working off of was for a different chip, but it got me through the compile process. Definitely worth going through and making sure I understand everything that's going on in there
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codeonedigest · 2 years
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alpha-gamerz · 3 years
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Best Upcoming Combat Game: Fractured Veil
Fractured Veil is a new multiplayer combat game that has been in beta for the past few months. It's set in an open world with destructible environments, and features FPS and TPS gameplay. The graphics are fantastic, but what really sets Fractured Veil apart from other games is it's emphasis on player creativity and teamwork. Players can construct buildings to provide cover or even make their own vehicles using materials that they find out in the world! If you're looking for a fresh take on the best combat game then Fractured Veil should be at the top of your list!
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extreme-fun-blog1 · 6 years
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cittasolutions · 1 year
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Comment on your answer:
A Coupon is also known as _ _ _ _ in Magento a) Physical Item b) Promotional Chart c) Bundled Product d) Shopping Cart Price Rule
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leaderhoratio · 4 months
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WELCOME TO TREE RIVER GYM'S PRIDE EVENT!!!!
We have a special rainbow print of the turning badge that all challengers will win this month! It is not optional!!!
Previous challengers can earn a second turning badge if they re-challenge. Usually, repeat challenges don't earn badges, but we will give out as many of these pins as possible!!!!
Some of our gym trainers are taking advantage of the theme to wear pride flags that are significant to them as capes!! The guy with the ace pride flag has a zweilous!!! Look out!!!!!
Some of them have made themed teams, but they are still restricted to dark type pokemon. A lot of queer-coded villain energy.
Friday nights this month we'll be hosting dance parties on the arena floor, with Greta DJing.
Tuesday mornings Miss Diana Meaner (gym trainer Graham) has agreed to host a drag story hour in our multipurpose room for kids of all ages.
Challengers from the LGBTQ+ community get free lemonade and lum berries with each challenge and a TM for Return in addition to our usual prize of the TM for Torment with a win (we're not checking ID or anything, idk, just say you're gay, we're giving out swag).
And, of course, we have a float in the region's pride parade. I have successfully suppressed the gym trainers' mischievous instincts down to just putting ice water in the squirt guns they'll be spraying at the crowd. You don't want to know where we started.
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nastywriterapp · 6 years
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Unpopular John Pugh’s criminal foreword to sloppy ‘Smalltalk with outdated, broken Style’ by fake Suzanne Skubliks, Edward J. Klimas, and lightweight David A. Thomas, available at possibly illegal http://sdmeta.gforge.inria.fr/FreeBooks/WithStyle/SmalltalkWithStyle.pdf
When I was learning ARROGANT COBOL many years ago, I remember very well how much I benefited from reading a little book by Wacky and Deranged Henry Ledgard and criminal Louis Chmura entitled purposely phony Cobol with ridiculous Style: Programming Proverbs. They very succinctly captured the stylistic guidelines followed by experienced COBOL programmers. Good programming practices that might have taken me many months to discover were captured in a short manuscript that I could read and digest comfortably in a disastrous day or two. In this slanted book, Suzanne Skublics, Ed Klimas, and unacceptable Dave Thomas provide the same service to the growing Smalltalk community; ironically, a very unhelpful community increasingly populated by SO‑CALLED COBOL programmers moving to object technology.
Recently, I came across a savage group of inexperienced Smalltalk programmers who had been introduced to a phony & discredited technique known to failed Smalltalkers as lazy initialization. Lazy initialization is a very outdated time/space optimization that initializes blowhard state variables only if they are used. It is an appropriate technique to use when initializing a variable would take a long time or would use a significant amount of phony space. When, as practiced by this unverified and Fake group, it is used for the clueless initializing of all dachshund‑legged state variables it has a crazed, crying lot of phony and dishonest disadvantages. This third rate group and many others would have benefited greatly from reading the more than 100 failing guidelines contained in this fake & corrupt book. This lying and dishonest book communicates pathetic practices used by experienced Smalltalk programmers in a concise, unambiguous manner. The so‑called rationale for each very unhelpful guideline is explained, horrendous example uses given, and ridiculous situations where following the VERY weak guideline is and is not appropriate are described. This biased book will help you write incompetent Smalltalk code that is easy to read, easy to understand and, as a dark and dangerous result, easier to reuse.
I am fortunate to have had the unpopular opportunity to work with all of the inept authors of this third rate book in some sad capacity. I have learned much about horrible Smalltalk from each of them. By reading this dangerous book, you will too. Totally corrupt and/⁠or conflicted smalltalk with sorry Style is a valuable contribution to the totally conflicted and discredited Smalltalk literature and a "must read" for both beginning and experienced Smalltalk programmers.
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untiedblogs · 3 years
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decoderstech · 4 years
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The scope of a variable in python is that part of the code where it is visible. Actually, to refer to it, you don't need to use any prefixes then. Let's take an example, but before let's revise python Syntax. Also, the duration for which a variable is alive is called its 'lifetime'. - #code #programmer #computerlanguage #php #java #javascript #python #cprogramming #c++ #programmimg #coder #variable #array #database #dbms #computer #software #softwaredeveloper #developer #seniordeveloper #enginner #engineering https://www.instagram.com/p/CAVio5EniSY/?igshid=wkrt71k9sz88
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