#programmers error

[dimalink]

Smile at the blue screen

Theme is like programmer`s error or make a smile and do programming. Positive theme. It is with blue screen. And, it is running little numbers 0 and 1. In a random way at the full screen. Just like, it is something like binary code.

Random numbers. And, around them, yellow circle is running. With a smile and with eyes, little eyes. A funny face. With a funny little music. Like 8 bit. Or 16 bit or Ms Dos little music from funny arcade game. As, something like, maybe, it was in Commandeer Keen or Cosmo Cosmic. Blue screen with 0 and 1. And, also, it is little like Norton Commander or Volkov Commander. Do programming - it is fun!

Blue screen. And, some error in code. And, such a little smile. I remember, it was April 2023. And, it was, already, a spring. Sky is becoming bright and light. It is starts to be, again, so blue and joyful. And, after programming, I find out myself at the streets, one a moment it was. And, I look at the sky. And, I was surprised. And, I, almost, to see these - 0 and 1 – and a little smile at the sky!

So, this is a theme, for positive. Visual theme. just a little program. And, it goes with a retro funny little music. And smile. And, with a random way, it shows a numbers pack made out with 0 and 1. At the blue screen. A little program. As short clip. For a fun and joy. And, for a positive. Practice with programming with programming language Qb64. For a good mood. For a free time! Spring theme, early spring theme. Maybe, even like a first of April. A day of a fool. Funny celebration event!

So, except videogames, it is new idea to do programming of these visual themes. Intros. Something like, programmable intros. Intros. So, new theme opens in terms of practice programming with Qb64. And, to find something new. Videogames – for some moment - it was understanding – that programming videogames, it is very long time duration process. And, maybe, hard. And to try something new. To expand theme. And to try something funny.

And, still in theme of programming. And with a funny way too. By the interest. And, fast way. And, to try what else it can be. Visual theme. Backgrounds. Music. How to change a background. How to play music. Or to try something else. To do intros – it is so funny. And, with a simple form. It is faster, than a videogame. As, it seems, for me. And, it is, also, interesting!

Simple visual theme. With a form of a program. And, also, it is about a theme - relaxing from programming. And with programming. Not a matrix, that was a movie. And, another way. Blue screen as a sky. And, there, it is flying a smile. Little smile! Make little smile! Make a little smile! And, you need to smile too! And, also, it is some code there. Unexplained, of course. Some stream with 0 and 1.

And, retro! Retro type blue screens as with computers from 90s. So, it is a show of a file in a blue screen. And, it is, even, possible to write a text. So, it was lots of things to do with that blue screen.

And, also, it is one thing, I do not say - it is, also, a positive. And, positive, positive moving forward! Smile! Yellow circle! Which is smiling to you! Not a Pacman, of course. But, a yellow circle, which makes a smile to you. And moves. A little.

Make a little smile! Little smile! Make a smile!

Dima Link is making retro videogames, apps, a little of music, write stories, and some retro more.

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[hesitantlyhappy]

Sam's new job is going so well! Surely nothing horrifying will happen and the computer system will sort itself out :)

[venacoeurva]

What is with those random accounts like [insert a few random words here]-blog just popping up flooded with machine fabricated images. Are they the new spam bots, because if so they've finally found a spam bot more annoying than the p[]rn ones: silicon valley type machine learning bros...

[crimsoneveline]

ok, so programming wise my read from my last sao post could still work:

look at these two statements

for the harassment code trigger

(yourGender === "male" AND otherGender !== "male") OR (yourGender === "female" AND otherGender !== "female")

2. checking if two players can get married

yourGender !== otherGender

Now if let's say the system couldn't properly detect yourGender and it would be either 'undefined' or NULL

then for you the first statement would be false, but for the second party it would be true if their yourGender value is either 'male' or 'female'

but at the same time the second statement would be true for you if the other persons 'otherGender' is set "correctly"

so with that thinking my read of "the system could not correctly determine kirito's gender" and "the system determines that Asuna and Kirito can get married" would both be true

[isekyaaa]

Lazy story idea today, but what about a.... Idk how to describe this. A more lower level basic level robot falling in love with a human, so it keeps seeking to upgrade itself over and over until it has the kind of body that is the closest to that of a human.

[faithinlouisfuture]

HELP??? (x) (x) (x)

[tanadrin]

banging my head against a function that looked only slightly broken, but was actually deeply broken and just by coincidence had values that mostly turned out OK

[profemzy1398]

Devs what's the longest time you've spent on a bug? 🐞

[refuzz]

UnitedHealthcare, the largest health insurance company in the US, is allegedly using a deeply flawed AI algorithm to override doctors' judgments and wrongfully deny critical health coverage to elderly patients. This has resulted in patients being kicked out of rehabilitation programs and care facilities far too early, forcing them to drain their life savings to obtain needed care that should be covered under their government-funded Medicare Advantage Plan.

It's not just flawed, it's flawed in UnitedHealthcare's favor.

That's not a flaw... that's fraud.

[dimalink]

Smile at the Blue Screen

Animation. Intro. Blue screen. Random numbers. Something like, it is code out of numbers - zeroes and ones. And smile. So yellow smile. So funny little face looks at you and makes a smile.

This is program-intro. Launch and watch. When you will be bored – than close program.

Animation. Random text with zeroes and ones. And smile with funny music. Funny little music included.

Blue screen as it was in program Norton Commander, in this program, you can write a text, edit file. Or programmer`s error. Code. Stream of data. And someplace - it has an error. Theme with a smile. With a good mood. Make a smile! A little smile! Programming – it is so funny! Make a little smile!

So, here before your eyes, it is little smile, it moves with random way.

Dima Link is making retro videogames, apps, a little of music, write stories, and some retro more.

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[alexanderwales]

I'm a big fan of wizards-as-programmers, but I think it's so much better when you lean into programming tropes.

A spell the wizard uses to light the group's campfire has an error somewhere in its depths, and sometimes it doesn't work at all. The wizard spends a lot of his time trying to track down the exact conditions that cause the failure.

The wizard is attempting to create a new spell that marries two older spells together, but while they were both written within the context of Zephyrus the Starweaver's foundational work, they each used a slightly different version, and untangling the collisions make a short project take months of work.

The wizard has grown too comfortable reusing old spells, and in particular, his teleportation spell keeps finding its components rearranged and remixed, its parts copied into a dozen different places in the spellbook. This is overall not actually a problem per se, but the party's rogue grows a bit concerned when the wizard's "drying spell" seems to just be a special case of teleportation where you teleport five feet to the left and leave the wetness behind.

A wizard is constantly fiddling with his spells, making minor tweaks and changes, getting them easier to cast, with better effects, adding bells and whistles. The "shelter for the night" spell includes a tea kettle that brings itself to a boil at dawn, which the wizard is inordinately pleased with. He reports on efficiency improvements to the indifference of anyone listening.

A different wizard immediately forgets all details of his spells after he's written them. He could not begin to tell you how any of it works, at least not without sitting down for a few hours or days to figure out how he set things up. The point is that it works, and once it does, the wizard can safely stop thinking about it.

Wizards enjoy each other's company, but you must be circumspect about spellwork. Having another wizard look through your spellbook makes you aware of every minor flaw, and you might not be able to answer questions about why a spell was written in a certain way, if you remember at all.

Wizards all have their own preferences as far as which scripts they write in, the formatting of their spellbook, its dimensions and material quality, and of course which famous wizards they've taken the most foundational knowledge from. The enlightened view is that all approaches have their strengths and weaknesses, but this has never stopped anyone from getting into a protracted argument.

Sometimes a wizard will sit down with an ancient tome attempting to find answers to a complicated problem, and finally find someone from across time who was trying to do the same thing, only for the final note to be "nevermind, fixed it".

[primepaginequotidiani]

PRIMA PAGINA The Times di Oggi domenica, 26 gennaio 2025

[emptyheadgamer]

[relto]

looking at an old project from half a year ago again. i remember what the issue was with this but not where it was located....

[hapticshift]

Holy fucking shit tumblr. I know you are a quirky little babe with blue hair and pronouns, but if you come up with another silly name for a network error I'm going to fucking stab you. "Your network connection flaked out" is not a valid error code, neither is "somethings gone all screwy." You return error codes like you were built out of scraps and the odd part off a Honda Accord... oh wait, you were. Hell Site [derogatory]

[goofyjelly]

if no one gets me I know Human!Spock gets me AMMIRITE-