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[romanoffsbish]

A Blooming Love…

Natasha Romanoff x Fem!Reader (AU)

Inspired by: (hilarious tiktok)

Happy Valentine’s Day Eve 🌸 🥰 (A bonus fic)

R’s love language is flowers, 🥹

Today is the busiest day of the year for you, all morning long you spend in a van, delivering intricate displays of love to strangers through your beautiful bouquets of flowers. Majority of which you leave on doorsteps, or on the front desks of offices, but on the rarest of occasions you get to deliver it directly to their hands. Those types of interactions have always been your favorite, getting to bare witness to the genuine happiness the simple gesture inspires warms your heart beyond measure.

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You're a local, low end florist, so your order threshold is much smaller than that of say edible arrangements, or 24 hour flowers, but you still make quite a profit on Valentine's Day. The patrons make note of your displays as why, telling you that the others simply couldn't do it the way you did, and you took pride in that.

Knowing that people genuinely appreciated the way you strategically mapped out bouquet's, picking the best pairings based on not only look, but the deeper meaning behind each flower's petals, meant the actual world to you.

For instance, why buy a ring and propose to your lover when you can arrange a bouquet of lilacs and spider flowers to symbolize the desire to elope. It’s cost effective and beautiful.

Have an enemy? Ensure they heed your warning of an impending doom by giving them a lovely bouquet of oleanders and daffodils.

Apart, some flowers meanings are dull, but when paired with others they begin to offer a fuller message, and that is half the fun for you.

At the back of your van is the last of your vases meant to be delivered, you'd started at eight this morning, and now that it's noon you're glad to be done with the business end of things. Now, you're headed off to hand deliver some strategically thought of bouquets to friends, and possibly, the woman who owns your heart.

You knocked on the first door, patiently waiting for the woman to answer, and to your shock an adorable little boy answers it instead., "Auntie Y/N!," his tiny body collapses into yours, nearly sending the vase with the shades of pink and purple Alstroemeria to the ground., "Hello to you too Tommy, where's your mom?"

"You call, and I appear.," Wanda teases as she enters into your field of vision., "Ooh, they're gorgeous Y/N/N, you've outdone yourself."

Wanda swiftly took the vase, and walked it into the kitchen where it now sat in the middle of her dining room table. She came back to promptly pull you into her for a hug, then she slipped a brown paper bag into your hand, and chuckled when you looked to her warily.

"Can't have you fainting on the job Y/N, and we both know you haven't eaten, so enjoy.," she winked at you, but the look in her eyes was sort of reminiscent to that of a concerned mother., "Thanks Wands, you always take such good care of me.," you murmured over the bite of sandwich you'd already started devouring, then you waved at her before taking your leave.

"Don't forget to finally tell her!," the brunette teasingly muttered behind the partially shut door, her hand outstretched to you holding a simple, singular flower, and you couldn't help but to smile up at her as you gently took it., "Good luck today Y/N, call me later with all the details, I look forward to the good news.," and with that she left your awestruck form alone.

Celosia's are gorgeous, frilly flowers that come in many shades, like the red in your hand, and they symbolize boldness, and when handed out it's usually meant to inspire bouts of courage. Wanda was your best friend, and had yet to steer you in the wrong direction before, so you decided that along with her selected flowers, you'd also be exposing your heart to Natasha.

But first, you must deliver the rest of your friends their bouquets, and next on your list is none other than the woman of your affections little sister, Yelena, and her lovely wife—Kate. Yelena was the small town's sheriff, and her wife worked for Natasha's tech company. These two are some of your favorite people, Yelena never fails to cheer you up with a good joke, and Kate doubles down with the comfort.

For Yelena you opted out of a multitude of flowers, she's always been more of a less is more type of gal, so you wanted to respect that. Baptisia is the flower you settled on, it's meant to offer the receiver protection, and with it being a shade of purple you thought it was a cute nod to the woman that she adored most.

Kate's bouquet was meant to inspire fertility, as you knew she was in the process of becoming pregnant, but that there was a bit of struggle. Peonies are meant to inspire such things, so her bouquet was a mix of the many shades.

With a quick knock on their front door you're greeted by a yawning Kate., "Good afternoon Miss Bishop.," you teased, and as expected Yelena rounds the corner to correct., "Belova!"

You smirk., "Oh, my apologies Mrs. Belova.," the couple both look at you, Kate with a fondness, and Yelena with a playful glare., "How might we help you?," the blonde asks, her romantic breakfast now running cold.

"How rude.," you scoffed., "Can't a girl bring her besties their bouquets without judgment?," the blonde simply flipped you off, but then she gently took the vase and assessed the plant.

"Thank you, they're beautiful Y/N.," Yelena remarks, and you see the genuine appreciation flash through her eyes, and then you feel it when Kate tugs you into a tight embrace., "Thank you!," her thanks are muffled by your shirt, and you chuckle softly., "Of course."

"Where to next?," the blonde asks, teasing smirk at the ready., "My sisters perhaps?," she quirked a brow and you only rolled your eyes., "Nope, next is Darcy's, then Monica and Pietro, then.," Yelena waved her hand., "Ok, I get it!"

"Teaches you not to meddle.," you chuckled, then you waved goodbye to your friends.

"Kate Bishop, get your coat, we're going to my sisters.," she squealed with an excited clap of her hands., "Why?!," she deadpanned., "To watch the two idiots finally make their moves, it will be funny—I can almost promise it."

You knew of Natasha far before you ever met the woman, she was once Wanda's boss after your best friend graduated from her university. Now Wanda works remotely as she prefers the luxury of being a stay at home mom to the twins. She'd always tell you stories of her boss, how she was a stern one, but that she was also an understanding one, who led with kindness.

Now you know her, and you have the couple from your last delivery for that, because it was their wedding that brought her into your life. Beforehand she'd only been a passing face, like at Wanda's wedding, or on the shared street of your businesses, but now she's a regular. In your shop, your life, and more so your heart.

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"Yelena, I told you we should've hired a more credible florist, where is she?," Natasha barked at her sister, her foot nervously tapping against the hardwood as if this was her wedding to fuss over., "Natasha, practice patience like Mama always said, your worry lines are deepening."

Natasha's petty response died on her tongue when you suddenly appeared before them, a smidge out of breath, but wearing a warm smile in spite of yourself., "I'm sorry I'm late Miss Belova, but there was an accident on the highway that sent me on a 30 minute detour."

"Yelena.," she annoyedly corrected you., "Don't worry about it Y/N, I expected you by noon, so seeing as how it's barely passed eleven you're well ahead of schedule.," she teasingly replied, then she looked to her watch., "I must rush off to get ready now, I'll leave you with my sister.," she then turned to her sternly., "Play nice."

Natasha watched intently, eyes trained on your every move, if asked she'd say it was for Yelena and Kate's sake, but it was her shameless way to drink you in—you were far more to marvel at, even though your displays were gorgeous.

"Hi...," Natasha sheepishly greets, internally slapping herself at her nervousness, she usually never feels nervous, if anything she's the one who inspire such things, it alludes her on as to how you're doing this to her., "I'm Natasha."

"Oh, I know who you are.," you bite back, but the smirk you hold shows there was no malice., "For starters, you're my best friends old boss, I saw you at her wedding, and to add onto that your building is across from mine, and I do have to say thanks for all of the business."

Natasha stares at you confused, she does remember the wedding, the one where she once again couldn't look away from you, but your other business comment was perplexing., "You're welcome?," she offered, but it came off as a question, and her face confirmed that.

"I end up selling a lot of 'I'm sorry I missed dinner tonight, had to work late' or 'Miss Romanoff needed me to stay, I swear I'm not cheating on you, please don't divorce me' bouquets to your many scared associates."

Natasha laughed, it was the kind of sound that you found yourself yearning to inspire further., "I can keep them even later if you wanted.," and now you were politely chuckling along with her, doing your best to remain professional, while still keeping her attention., "No thanks, I'd like to make it home before sundown."

Natasha continued to follow you around, her eyes watched the way your hands gently move the pieces about. It was clear to her that the job meant something to you, it wasn't an easy cash grab, or an exploitation of nervous spouses. You genuinely loved the art of crafting, and sharing that with anyone who would partake.

"Who picked out the arrangements?," she questioned, her curiosity getting the better of her., "Kate and Yelena were incredibly busy, so they actually asked me to give it my best go, and so I landed on this.," you stepped back, your hands now gesturing to the display., "What do you think? Is it up to snuff?"

Natasha smirked playfully as she observed the display in all of its glory. It was mesmerizing, there wasn't anything to be expected on the table, and she found herself intrigued on the why of it all., "It's beautiful, truly, but may I ask why?," your pensive look inspired her to elaborate., "What's the reason you didn't slap some roses down and call it a job well done?"

"Roses are lovely, they hold their place in the wedding line up for sure, but it's just lazy, and too par for the course for me.," you explained., "Holly, the flower you see wreathed around each base of the vase is for more than the Christmas season you know.," she saw the way your eyes lit up the further you divulged, and she found it rather endearing to say the least.

"They're meant to symbolize courage, defense, and oversight, which I felt perfectly fitted to your sister's dangerous job, and Kate's love and acceptance in spite of it all.," her heart softened as you explained., "Then at the center here we have a cluster of lavender, the purple color was important to Kate, so I did my best to give her that, while somehow finding a balance."

"It inspires a calming energy, and I felt that would be good at any wedding.," she nodded.

"Then directly surrounding the sprigs of purple is a circle of pink bluebells for everlasting love, and lastly we have gardenias for pure joy.," you looked to her expectantly, brow raised and all., "Well, it's already beautiful to look at, but when you elaborate, it gives it a different beauty."

"Thank you."

Natasha frowned as you finished the display of the last table., "Are you staying for the night?," you shook your head, smiling softly as you did.,

"I'm afraid not, I am not one to overstay my welcome, but do wish the couple well for me."

"No pressure, but I'll have you know my sister and her blushing bride would have no quarrels if you stayed, in fact I'm certain Kate would be sad if you didn't—she's fond of your work.," the redhead somewhat groveled, much to her own shock too, even using her sisters fiancé as a play in the game to get you to stay.

The twinkle in her eye isn't lost on you., "So, I should stay for Kate's sake then?," she heard the tease, it even excited her, but she did her best to remain unaffected., "Why of course."

"Happy wife, happy life—who am I to deny your sister such a thing?," you winked, then much to the redheads dismay you went to go., "Where are you going then?," she cursed herself for the desperation in her tone., "Thought I'd put my wagon away, doesn't seem to add the right ambiance for the wedding."

"Oh, yeah, makes sense...," you giggled softly., "Yeah, don't worry princess—I'll return."

Natasha watched you walk away in shock, her eyes never stopped staring ahead, not even when you'd disappeared around the corner. Never in her life had she been so awkward, nor so desperate to be around someone, but there was just something so special about you.

"Sestra! Where's Y/N? Did you scare her off?"

"No. She just went to her car for a moment."

"Good, she's running late.," Yelena groaned, and her sister looked to her for clarification., "She's Kate's maid of honor.," she offers, and the redheads jaw drops at the information.

"What? How? Why have I never heard of her?," she stammers, her words flying out nearly as fast as her thoughts are running., "You have, she's the third musketeer you always miss out on seeing at all of our events you're late to."

"Wait! Y/N is Wanda and Kate's third party?," the blonde nods with a fond smirk., "She's a very sweet girl, but with a bit of a wild side."

"She said she was leaving, I had to ask her to stay.," Natasha bargains with a furrowed brow, and she gets her sisters obnoxious laughter in response., "She's also a bit of a tease."

"Who's a tease?," you ask as you step back up to the sisters with a sly smirk, and in a new outfit that leaves Natasha at a loss for words.

"You.," Yelena pointedly remarks, she then grabs your arm before slapping her sister upside her head., "Go get ready Natalia."

"Here.," you reach out to the redhead, her breath hitches when you push her hair behind her ear as you settle a stem atop the lobe., "Beautiful.," you smile, admiring the pink carnation that now sits besides her blushing face., "It symbolizes admiration.," you wink.

"Come on.," Yelena groans, pulling your giggling form along with her, and leaving her speechless, flustered sister in the dust.

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Natasha and you had been flirting from the start, but for some reason neither of you knew how to take it further, so after two years of beating around the bush it appeared up to you to make the move. Natasha meant to ask you, she did, but it only ever turned into half baked dates, where she'd bring you lunch in the shop, and you'd send her off with a new flower, but the feelings you both harbored were only ever masked behind dull, casual conversations.

You both just came from such different worlds, she worked a nine to five, that really was only a recommendation seeing as how she worked well into the night on most occasions, and her weekends off never really rang true either. Natasha was a true prisoner to capitalism, and for some reason she didn't seem to mind it.

Whereas you built your own schedule based on a whim, Monday through Friday you opened the shop anywhere between 10am and 12pm, and were closed by 6pm. Then you would deliver flowers on Saturday's from 10am to 2pm, before taking the rest of the weekends off. You lived a life free of societal pressures, and Natasha was intrigued by your carefree nature, add on your ability to love hard, and your oh so beautiful face and she was a total goner.

She just never knew if you'd be able to handle her demanding lifestyle, you were just so sweet, and she wouldn't want to tamper that. However, as she gets older she becomes more aware that she's not where she should be. Success in business is only one part of the story, she desired love too, and she now knows the only way to complete her life is to have you. To make you hers and build a life with you that tailors to the both of your wants and needs.

Which is why she's nervously awaiting your arrival by the window, her heart full of hope, and her mind racing with what she'll actually say as you finally pull up her snowy driveway. You failed to catch her gaze, you were far too nervous for what's about to happen to look up.

Instead you opened the trunk, and began to collect what you needed. The flowers you reached for were gorgeous. Everyone else received their arrangements in clear vases, but Natasha's was in a red one. Simple, maybe even expected, but nonetheless it was a step above the rest, and to the right person even romantic. There was also a sweet Valentines Day bag beside it that carried a whole lot of goodies tailored specifically to the redhead.

Natasha bit her lip as she watched you slowly make your way up her stairs, you were holding the prettiest bouquet made to date, and her body warmed at the amount of care you show. There was a confidence in your step that had her wondering what your intentions were, she smiled at the thought of you loving her back.

Then all too quickly her smile fades when she watches you slip hard on the ice of her porch. The vase full of dark and light red carnations, white gardenias and a single pink rose goes flying into the wall and shatters, and at the sound you wince, soon wondering if your numbed tailbone maybe had met the same fate.

Natasha ran outside., “Y/N/N, oh my gosh, are you okay?,” you looked up at her with a pained smile., “I’m oka—.,” your lie was cut off with a groan as Natasha too slipped in an attempt to help you up, her pointed elbow making harsh contact with your soft abdomen., “I’m sorry.”

After a minute of silence on both of your ends you finally peered down to see the redhead already smirking up at you. Then all at once the both of you broke out into a fit of laughter. Sure it was embarrassing, but seeing as you both fell prey to the harsh winter conditions it wasn’t all that bad. Natasha was the first to shimmy into a seated position, her hands reaching behind her to pick up the flowers.

“They’re beautiful.,” she comments, bringing them up to her face one by one to appreciate the aromas as well., “Tell me about them?,” you could see the hopeful glint in her eyes, there was an unusual vulnerability in her tone too. So you sighed and sat up to face her as you finally had the courage to give her your heart.

“Well.,” you softly scooped the lighter of the two carnations out of her hand., “This shade is meant to symbolize someone’s admiration for the recipient.,” you watched as her cheeks tinted a similar shade., “I admire you wholly.”

“The white gardenias symbolize purity.,” your eyes burned bright with the message as you stared deeply into Natasha’s gorgeous green., “There’s nothing I trust more than us.,” she subtly scooted closer to you, heart completely enthralled by your slow love confession.

“The darker shade.,” you took a deep breath, this one was the one that gave no room for a friendly interpretation., “It’s a symbol of a deep, undying love that the giver harbors for the recipient.,” you ducked your head, afraid to see her reaction, but a firm hand on your shoulder brought your eyes back up, and your heart settled at the sight of her soft features.

Natasha’s lips gently twitched at the roundabout confession, the instinct to smile dreamily was there, but when you went to reach out for the rose she felt the urge to tease you was a smidge stronger than melting into the warmth of your reciprocated love.

“I thought you said roses were lazy.,” she hummed while looking the flower over., “Eh, sometimes the cliches work.,” you remarked playfully, and the redhead nodded, then she smiled warmly at you before reaching to hand you your own rose back., “Do you accept?”

Natasha watched the clarity slowly wash over you, her use of the flower nowhere close to lost on you., “That was meant to be my line.,” you teased, but your vulnerability was evident., “I’d say I’m sorry I beat you to it, but I’m not.,” she smirked triumphantly., “Now answer me Y/N.”

“I do.,” she instantly beamed, then she moved to straddle your lap, and the tension was thick as your eyes tracked her every movement. Soft fingers traced over your face before pushing the hair behind your ears. Her hands were gentle as she placed the rose over your ear., “Beautiful.,” she breathed out affectedly, and then as she looked into your doe eyes she softly whispered., “Fuck it.,” then her lips met yours.

Natasha was gentle, she was a romantic at heart, so there wasn’t any rush to devour you. However, as your hands settled possessively over her hips she felt the urge to deepen it.

“My eyes! Kate! Take the wheel!,” Yelena shrieked, her hand was swift as it threw the cop car into drive., “Serves you right for spying.”

The loud boom of sirens, and screeching tires pulled your attentions from one another., “Eto malen'koye der'mo.,” you chuckled affectedly., “I’m not sure what you said, but it was hot.”

(That little shit)

Natasha smirked., “Oh yeah?,�� you nodded dumbly, and she leaned in, your body shivered as her hot breaths fanned across your face., “Tebya budet tak veselo unichtozhat', detka.”

(You’re going to be so fun to destroy, baby.)

“Fuck.,” you whimpered., “Kiss me, please.”

As her plump lips reclaim their place against yours, you sigh dreamily against her as your heart hammers wildly in your chest. Because the soft affection reaffirms your thoughts; to know Natasha Romanoff, is to know true love.

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To offer a rose, is to essentially offer your ❤️.

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[bawkrya]

The whole gathering/food point post going around. Its getting to me bc of the rbs im seeing no one has said to add more stuff per gathering turn, just to make the chances for rarer items to drop higher as you level. That is A problem, but its not the ENTIRE problem. Imo at lvl 40 you should get 5 items minimum per gathering turn. Yes you should be able to more easily get rarer items, but if youre just getting a singular rare item in a turn, thats a waste of a turn regardless of how many points it gives.

I am also of the opinion tho that we need more gathering turns, or at least as you unlock more of your lair you get additional turns along with it. It would make the investment into more lair spaces more worth it if you could get additional gathering turns every couple of expansions.

I do also think that, in order to give more "purpose" to our dragons levels outside of coliseum, we could make dragons take on a gathering role in order to further increase the chances or profit from a gathering turn. Have their diet play into it. Dragons that solely eat meat have an additional bonus when used in hunting, but would only give the "standard" bonus when gathering in any other area. Etc etc etc

I think it should be easy for players to be able to get food points & that until the coliseum is fixed in some way, make gameplay like that less reliant on the coli. I kno sm might be like "whats the point of the game then" if we take more and more away from the coli, but some people play the game entirely differently, or theyre casual players, or they physically cant do repetitive tasks, or theyre mobile bound, WHATEVER, so i think expanding the ways to get food wld be beneficial overall bc food points shouldnt be a hard thing to get.

[chrysaorthegolden]

im very brandy dunk and watching Christmas vacation

And i don't even like holidays

But I'm feeling weirdly nostalgic for a time i never had

A boss apologizing for his shitty capitslost profit maxxing

A singular salary afgordimg a house and even a pool with s holiday bonus

Snow on Christmas

I even miss. My ahittyu my homophobic racist ableist grandma who died of cancer this past year

Kill me

[untitledtheunknown]

As a part time Umbra main - this is the build I run on him. While it was a worthy story of blood, sweat, and tears to get here (I still need to forma him again) - it'll hold up for your average SP mission! This build basically perma locks you into Exalted Blade but it'll help keep your health and energy up, while giving you those nice red crits and stripping enemy armor.

Archon Shards: Violet and Emerald are the bread and butter for this, you can switch out the Emerald ones for another flavor of your choice. This is just my go to.

Overall Stats:

Health - 1,110

Shield - 370 (Shield gating, arcanes, and ability rotation makes it null)

Armor - 1,003

Energy - 641 (Over the 500 for Violet shard bonus)

Duration - 130% (mainly for his 3 - tossing Javelin and taking Wrathful Advance from Kullervo)

Strength - 235%

Chromatic Blade is what this whole thing is built on. Exalted Blade's damage type is based on Excalibur's Emissive energy type and Status Chance is increased by 300%. We are pairing this with Archon Flow which gives us +185% Energy Max, but more importantly enemies killed by Cold Abilities have a chance to drop an Energy orb every 10s.

Arcane Reaper is what helps keeps you alive: On melee kill +16 health regen/s and +440 armor for 10s.

Notable mention is also Carnis Carapace: +55% Armor and +20% Health, killing an enemy with a heavy attack reduces enemy accuracy against you by 10% and grants immunity to status effects for 2s. The bonus does not work with Exalted, but if you get knocked out of it and have a good melee on, it can get you out of a pinch. (Health and armor bonus are nice to have anyways, but you can swap this out for anything of your choosing.)

Exalted Blade is both a melee weapon and an ability so we profit from all of this by just keeping it up and slinging it around.

To go with Chromatic Blade and Archon Flow, we gotta make this bad boy into Cold. Make sure you do this for both regular Umbra and Arthur for the Gemini. Play with the colors, but if you want here's a handy guide.

Exalted Blade doesn't have anything that insane going on the main thing is plopping elements on it. Cold for the Cold gods, and Corrosive for our Emerald Shard friend to give us more ability damage.

Condition's Perfection - enables Tennokai, on hits increases status chance by 100%. Not required, you can flop it with anything you prefer.

Now, again, I gotta finish with the forma to get everything maxed out on him. So my numbers aren't perfect, but each swing within itself should be hitting for a few thousand. As well at this point every hit should be procing Cold and Corrosive.

So for abilities, we're getting rid of Javelin and putting on Wrathful Advance. This is what has worked best for me, alternatively you could swap it with Radial Howl.

Wrathful Advance will bump melee crit chance to 234% with this current build. Your main objective is to keep this up with Exalted Blade. Wrathful will make it so you mostly 1 tap enemies with your blade.

Slash Dash pairs with Wrathful Advance each hit will do critical damage, but also gives you immunity which makes it good for zipping through enemies that may be in goop or stink, or to simply make distance if you need.

Radial Howl (like most things) does not work on Overguard enemies, however, if you are using the Exalted Blade's heavy attack in slides - Overguard does not last long. This is why I've kept it on. It gives you a minute to get health and energy numbers back up against tankier enemies. Can also allow Corrosive to do it job and strip armor.

Heavy slam and slide attacks are your best friend with this build. You want to keep moving and not focus too long on any singular enemy. Bounce between tanks and squishies to build up momentum and heavy attacks. This build isn't perfect and does struggle at high level solo - but for your average SP mission, and if you have friends it will hold its own.

If you've got any questions lemme know! I'm not the best with making builds, but finding what works and what's fun for me. hope this helps :]

Well now that I’ve asked arthur out can someone please tell me how to make excalibur umbra good

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Ace of Coins Card for Timing

Ace of Pentacles tarot card depiction A singular puzzling hand that rises up out of the mists shows up on this card. What has all the earmarks of being a gold coin in the hand has a pentagram cut on its surface. This pentacle addresses the earth component and is deciphered as an image of wealth and everything material and natural. A nursery seems to sprout underneath the hand, loaded up with blossoms and different kinds of vegetation, oozing a climate of essentialness, development, and flourishing.

Pro of Pentacles (Upstanding) Upstanding Ace of Pentacles tarot card meaning Expert of Pentacles The Expert of Pentacles for the most part represents new beginnings and fortune. It is a superb card to remember for a Tarot spread since it recommends that you will begin something new that will be exceptionally useful to you. At the point when this card comes, you ought to feel very perky since it gives opinions of excitement, innovativeness, and especially intriguing energy. Notwithstanding success in all circles of life, this Minor Arcana card likewise addresses steadiness and security.

This reset could appear as new work, beginning another business, or starting to take more consideration of your wellbeing in light of the fact that the suit of pentacles is especially worried about everything material (monetary, yet additionally sexy). The Expert of Pentacles ensures that the future will offer colossal bounty and opportunity any place this starting happens.

Love and Connections (Upstanding) In the event that the Pro of Pentacles shows up in an affection Tarot spread and you are single, it implies that another part in your heartfelt life is going to start. Before long, you should experience another person, conceivably through a task or business. You will have a solid sense of reassurance and stable in your relationship with this individual, and they will stabilizingly affect your life. The Ace of Pentacles is a decent card to have in the event that you are seeing someone it represents soundness and overflow. At the point when it shows up, you should feel unquestionably lucky and certain about your association. This sense of safety will empower both of you to live autonomously and effectively while realizing that you have each other's backs. It might likewise reflect excitement for the relationship's future turns of events.

Funds (Upstanding) Monetary open doors or new monetary undertakings are demonstrated by the Pro of Pentacles. You have the potential chance to take this card and sustain it into something that will uphold you long term, so consider it a seed. By working on your monetary information or saving cash for the future, attempt to take advantage of the open door. In the event that you're very lucky, this card may likewise show a monetary reward or bonus for you.

Vocation (Upstanding) A superior work or a higher situation in your ongoing firm might be yours assuming you exploit new choices that are presently open to you. Assuming you're willing to take a risk and set forth the energy, you may be compensated with a task that causes you to feel really fulfilled, an advancement, or a business opportunity. Since this card is an Ace, starting points are inferred. These improvements might proclaim the start of another excursion or time for you. You are getting great energy, in this way you ought to be thankful for it.

The Ace of Pentacles, which represents a promising fresh start, is a fabulous card to use in a Tarot spread while examining a calling. An advancement, another position, or a business opportunity can be presented instead of this. No matter what the conditions, the news is positive and should be joined by the chance of critical monetary profits. Valuable open doors for work movement ought to be accessible, and your work environment ought to encounter renewal.

Wellbeing (Upstanding) The Pro of Pentacles is a hint of something to look forward to find in a Tarot perusing on the off chance that you've been having medical problems since it can show an improvement in your wellbeing. This card can propose that this present time would be an ideal opportunity to begin new sound propensities or make way of life changes that will work on your wellbeing into the indefinite future in an overall wellbeing setting. This could appear as a pristine activity routine, a nutritious eating plan, and so on. Likewise, it recommends that you ought to have a go at a novel, new thing in your profound turn of events or exercises at the present time.

Pro of Pentacles (Switched) Switched Ace of Pentacles tarot card meaning Pro of Pentacles The Pro of Pentacles switched by and large signifies wasted possibilities or an absence of possibilities. It is a terrible card to attract a Tarot spread since it can demonstrate open doors, prospects, or deals that fall flat. At the point when it emerges, ensure you are pursuing achieving your objectives by making the fundamental arrangements. It can likewise demonstrate delays, lack of foresight, and deficient control. Turned around renditions of this Minor Arcana card can likewise address need, frailty, precariousness, and instability. Ahead, it implies that you're stressing over running out of assets or not having what you want to influence your way of behaving, driving you to be miserly and ravenous.

Love and Connections (Turned around) On the off chance that the Expert of Pentacles is switched in an adoration Tarot spread and you are single, it might act as a mindfulness to not pass up expected future heartfelt possibilities. Moreover, it tends to be an indication that you're feeling uncovered and uncomfortable in light of the fact that you've lost the security of a past relationship. As new connections call for investment and regard for create on the off chance that you are as of now dating somebody, be certain you are finding opportunity to get to know them.

Funds (Turned around) In the event that you haven't as of late centered around or analyzed your funds, presently may be the occasion. It's conceivable that you pursued a few poor monetary choices because of lack of common sense. You might be encountering a period of shortage; to scrape by, you'll have to foster the expertise of money-grubbing. To say the least, this can be an indication of a monetary crisis, one for which you probably won't be ready. The Pro of Pentacles switched addresses cash leaving in a monetary circumstance.

Vocation (Turned around) At the point when the Expert of Pentacles is switched, there could be a feeling of shakiness or lost possibilities. You probably won't think your work is working out in a good way, and you could be frightened by losing your employment because of shoddy execution. An inability to embrace success might be to be faulted for a portion of this, albeit a few concerns may be substantial. You'll have to equitably look at yourself. Beside feeling like you haven't utilized your time well, you can likewise accept that you have picked your vocation inadequately. You haven't made an interest in a task that has given you both monetary and profound advantages. It's not past the point where it is possible to change that; consider your choices further.

Wellbeing (Switched) Tragically, the Pro of Pentacles switched can show postponements or mishaps in your recovery assuming that you have been managing medical problems. This card can essentially imply that you haven't given your wellbeing much thought or exertion in an overall wellbeing setting. This card encourages you to refocus and invest the energy into safeguarding your wellbeing on the off chance that you haven't made a procedure for solid living or have started another exercise routine yet haven't kept it up.

Ace of Pentacles: One Card Pull At the point when you really want compact, to-the-point arrangements, just a single card is pulled. It is utilized for circumstances where you really want unmistakable, Yes-or-No answers. Hence, getting a one-card pull is normally useful on the off chance that you are going through a troublesome situation or are caught having a tough time. After the card has been rearranged, you can pick one from the deck. You will get the fitting reaction to your inquiry. The results of one Ace of Pentacles card pull are as per the following:

Upstanding Position: The Ace of Pentacles card is unambiguously a "yes." It's a very elevating tarot card that normally predicts success, development, and overflow. Assuming you draw this card, it implies that things are working out in a good way for yourself and that achievement and superb endowments are not far off.

Switched Position: by and large, you can decipher the Ace of Pentacles tarot card attracted a switched position as a "no" reaction to your request. It's a clue that you ought to require your arrangements to be postponed for the present and cautiously think about your thought processes.

Ace of Coins Card for Timing The Pro of Pentacles predicts that a powerful craving to succeed will be converted into committed activity. Inside one to eleven days or during the waxing period of the moon, this event is conceivable. It would show that anything you need or keep thinking about whether your inquiry concerns the planning of an event. All things considered, it will require investment in light of the fact that an Earth component means development, albeit gradual development. It would be challenging to say how soon that is on the grounds that it could be pre-winter or a Zodiac sign season for Taurus, Virgo, or Capricorn.

It would likewise be included in months, or around the first, tenth, nineteenth, or 28th of a month. Remembering that anything you are asking about is showing up leisurely yet without a doubt, you ought to decipher this in a way that permits you to decide the time. Remembering that anything that you are getting some information about is coming, regardless of whether it arrives in a breeze or doesn't keep going for extremely lengthy, is the means by which you ought to grasp this. The best methodology for deciding the time with the Blades Suit is to constantly think somewhere around one later. For instance, assuming it is as of now winter, your most ideal choice would be one month from now or around the Aquarius season. The manner in which you need to decipher this is remembering that anything you are getting some information about is coming, however it could arrive in a breeze or not represent long.

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i think what bothers me most about the anti-testing sentiment in norwegian breed communities is that testing doesn’t mean exclusion, even when results aren’t perfect

if we had widespread HD screening we could breed by index, which is made to rely on overall probability and average breed quality rather than individual scores on individual dogs

genetic CEA testing will literally let you breed an affected dog with minimal health risk to the offspring (they’ll be confirmed carriers, and that can be worked with). the same with MDR1.

every time this topic gets brought up, people start howling about the effects of exclusion on the gene pool and more ‘important factors’ like the strength of the rear or length of the back and how pressure from buyers to breed only perfect dogs will force breeders to drop stock that’s otherwise valuable and I’m?

you’re the breeders. when prospective puppy buyers need information, they come to you. and «one parent has poorer hips but comes from a line of good scores and paired with a good partner, the puppies have a higher than average chance of having healthy hips» sounds like a far more trustworthy answer than «we don’t need to know because even if it does have bad joints it’ll probably be okay for at least a few years.»

you’d think we test our dogs to death by the way many breeders in this country cry about it, but the fact is that many shelties - especially females - have one (1) eye screening at 8 weeks and call it a day. in Japanese spitzes, it’s a single squeeze around the knees and that’s it, the dog is healthy and good to go.

i’m tired.

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(not a request, but you could write for it if you want)

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so is dilic.

both of them harbour feelings for the reader. both of them like to lavish gifts (although in diluc's case, it's more subtle). both of them aware of each other's existence.

hijinks ensue as both of them increasingly start passive-aggressively vying for the reader's affections through more and more lavish gifts, each trying to outdo the other by flaunting theit wealth like two idiotic reheaded peacocks.

bonus: kaeya slyly informing each of them of what the other bought for the reader, as rosaria, kaeya and lisa start betting on how absurd the attempts will get as they drink at angel's share.

please the way this scenario would be so chaotic??

you’d be at diluc’s tavern, asking for a singular grape and he gives you the entire basket to take home. you somehow pass by childe and he insists on buying you a grape plant. diluc overhears and hired you as the manager of his vineyard, essentially giving it to you for your perusal. childe hears about it and buys the second best winery and gives you the papers, insisting that you be his co-partner as he intends to lead dawn winery and diluc into bankruptcy.

meanwhile, kaeya and rosaria are winning in life… now having three taverns to choose from in their day to day escapades. lisa doesn’t drink wine much but she is gaining quite the profit to buy her tea supplies with as she hooks more and more people into the betting scheme. childe is currently winning in the absurdity contest after kaeya managed to pry some information from an employee. turns out he’s planning to buy a thousand hectare land in fontaine where he plans to begin the global expansion. rumors also say that he built you a mansion there and truthfully? diona’s just about had it with your suitors and is planning to burn all their land down.

i would write this 100% but i suck at being funny ;-;

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[sellmyhousecash00-blog]

The Costs of Buying a New Home - A User's Guide

We Buy Houses For Cash

Regardless, purchasing another home requires the administrations of various experts and different mediators. It is additionally dependent upon huge duties. These costs fall into 4 gatherings: merchant's costs, contract bank's charges, purchaser's expenses, and assessment charges.

Seller's Costs

The greater part of us need to offer one property so as to purchase another. You'll pay a domain specialist's bonus for selling your home. You'll additionally pay a conveyancer to deal with the legitimate parts of this deal.

Bequest Agent's Commission: This pays for advertising your property, overseeing viewings, and haggling for your sake with any intrigued buyers. It is charged as a % of the deal cost concurred, payable on trade of agreements. You'll pay lower commission for a "sole organization" understanding designating a solitary firm. A few specialists offer income sharing arrangements permitting you to profit by double office game plans for single organization charges. Specialists can in any case authoritatively expect expenses as high as 2-2.5% for single organization. Actually you should look to haggle to around 1.5% or lower. Neighborhood free firms are frequently more adaptable on cost than popular stores. Tragically, VAT at 20% will be added to this commission. In principle you can lessen this expense by selling secretly, through classifieds or devoted sites. By and by just around 1 of every 100 deals effectively sidestep operators. To do as such, you should be set up to do the domain operator's activity yourself, setting conceivably tremendous expectations for your time.

Conveyancing: Your conveyancer will deal with all enquiries before contract from your purchaser's agent, to guarantee your deal is legitimately substantial, and deal with the exchange of assets. For the most part you will utilize a similar conveyancer to deal with your deal and your buy. If not, hope to pay £200-300 for this component. more info here We Buy Houses For Cash

Home loan Lender's Charges

Cash buyers can dodge every one of these expenses. All of us are less blessed.

Home loan Arrangement Fee: Once an unobtrusive managerial energize for setting a home loan, these have logically expanded close by rate-drove advertising. Charges fluctuate massively by bank and arrangement, from £200 to well over £1,000. Higher charges might be acceptable incentive in the more drawn out term for lower regularly scheduled installments or fixed rates, however you'll have to discover the expenses forthright to profit. It's difficult to maintain a strategic distance from charges totally. In the event that no expenses are charged, do check you're not just paying uncompetitive loan costs.

Valuation Survey: You'll pay between £100-300 for a review to fulfill the loan specialist that your new home merits the sum you've requested to obtain. This report will offer you knowledge into any imperfections the property may have.

Home loan Indemnity Guarantee (MIG): Even when your valuation overview gets by you might be relied upon to pay a reimbursement (ordinarily £500 - £1,000+) for properties with an advance to esteem (LTV) of 90% or more. MIG exists to safeguard the loan specialist against any deficiency in the estimation of your property in case of repossession or constrained deal. This exceptionally faulty practice is an enraging however unavoidable expense for most first time buyers.

Purchaser's Costs:

Purchaser's Survey: This will evaluate the auxiliary state of your latent capacity home more completely than a Valuation Survey. You may pick a Home Buyer's Report for standard or present day properties or the more comprehensive Building Survey for surprising or period properties (or those where you plan significant remodel). Costs are joined by the cost of the property on the premise that bigger properties request a greater amount of the assessor's time. Hope to pay £300 - £900 for a Home Buyer's Report, and £500 - £1,500 for a Building Survey. This expense is avoidable since you are not obliged to commission your own overview. Be that as it may, it will ensure you against expensive errors and empower you to lessen the deal cost to reflect major or minor work required. With regards to purchasing another home, numbness isn't joy.

Conveyancing Legal Fees: These expenses mirror the time spent by your specialists in guaranteeing the lawful legitimacy of the deal and moving responsibility for property to you. Charges are regularly united by property cost - regardless of whether this reflects proportionate increments in outstanding task at hand is debateable. You'll get best an incentive for cash by watching that expenses cited are comprehensive, fixed-charge and preferably work on a 'no-bargain no-charge' premise. Any suppliers publicizing unrealistically low fundamental expenses of the "£99 + VAT" assortment will constantly wind up charging you more for 'extra' work which as a general rule is normal and unsurprising. Guarantee your statement incorporates dispensing costs ordered independently from lawful charges. Most conveyancing isn't legitimately mind boggling. Be that as it may, attempting to set aside cash by doing it without anyone else's help is rash as there's a ton of new detail and apparently insignificant errors can undoubtedly put your buy in danger. Hope to pay anything from £400 to £800, selective of VAT.

Conveyancing Disbursements: A not insignificant rundown of outsider expenses brought about by your legal counselors including neighborhood authority look, searches to check seepage, land enrollment charges, chapter 11 check, and transmitted exchange expense. Singular things shift in cost between nearby specialists. Hope to pay a sum of £400 - 700, including VAT. Watch out for dispensing costs layered by the deal cost, and check these don't just mask forceful imprint ups. Land Registration charges are the main thing where direct costs increment as indicated by deal cost.

Expulsion Fees: Unless you have not many belongings you'll see it well worth while paying somebody to move your assets. Costs will change contingent upon the size of your home, the separation of the move, and whether you choose a pressing assistance or not. Check your evacuation firm has sufficient protection (not all the "man with van" suppliers do!), and book well ahead of time.

[chaldealast]

PSEUDO-SINGULARITY: THE UNDERGROUND WORLD OF AGARTHA.

or, charri’s attempt to rewrite the singularity! / @savepnt​ requested to be @’ed 

Something I liked about this Singularity is the interplay between order and chaos, a perfect example of what happens when the good intentions of humans-- to protect their own, to live a happy life, to eradicate injustice-- are taken to their extremes, and become fetters which imprison humans in their own ideals. In contrast to the “Human Evils” of Shinjuku, Agartha displays the “Good Intentions” of humanity, and challenges the protagonist to consider their own ideals at the same time. The “Utopia” is an extremely important aspect, given the wish fulfilled by the Demon Pillar in this Singularity is “safety”. 

Where good, evil, and neutrality all lead to destruction and stagnation, what is the correct choice?

So, with that all in mind, I thought I’d outline what my own Ritsuka was experiencing this Singularity, as far as canon goes. Though I’m mainly just taking the parts I like, and deleting the rest. A lot of it, I’m writing down my own perspective for. (...So I thought, and then I got to chapter 10...) 

Other Master muses are free to take what they want from this, or even adopt it as their version of Agartha. I just had fun doing it ‘w’

AGARTHA: CONTINENT UNDER THE EARTH. 

Mission: Find the missing Servants, destroy the Demon God Pillar, and retrieve the Holy Grail. 

Factions:    Ys, City of Hedonism: A watertop city of pirates who plunder, drink, and kill as they like without thought to anyone else, under the leadership of the Pirate Princess who uses and casts out, taking joy only in the pursuit.    El Dorado, the Golden City: A territory along a riverbed, housing Amazons who perfect their bodies in combat, and reject the presence of men, led by a merciless General who will chase out threats with the vigor of a wild beast.     Bu Ye Cheng, the Nightless City: A golden city in the underground, gleaming with bright lights even at night; though perfectly orderly at first glance, corruption runs deeply through its roots. Its leader stays out of its people’s view, but their lackeys patrol the streets, crushing any sign of resistance.    Shangri-La, the Utopian Valley: A land of eternal springtime, serving as the headquarters of the Resistance. Led by a Servant who’s lost his memory, Rider, they slowly build their forces and take in fallen refugees, biding their time before the ultimate battle... 

What I’d do here is, of course, take out the gendered violence and have each city focused less on “abuse men because that’s our author’s kink >:(” and more on pressuring surrounding territories to accept their ideals / raiding them for treasure and profit / protecting their own people from harm. They each believe that their way of life will make their people happy. That is the ultimate goal of a leader, and thus the ultimate ideal behind each faction, even the Resistance (who bear a similarity to El Dorado). 

Columbus gets turned into mana prisms and a different sailing Servant takes his place; I personally nominate Topa Inca Yupanqui, legendary Incan ruler who scouted the Pacific on a ten-month voyage. It’s important that the Servant be a sailor, but I personally don’t care for Chris Combustion to be a Servant at all. Sure, it should be someone vaguely connected to the concepts of Agartha, but I think "emperor of a disappeared (read: obliterated and colonized) empire” fits the general setting, especially given the inclusion of El Dorado. 

Support: Astolfo (Caster, wielding the Book of Logistilla), Arturia Pendragon (Assassin, wielding Carnwennan)

I chose Support Servants out of their usual class, because this story is supposed to be fantastical and unusual, so even Servants summoned from Chaldea have a strange role to play. I also chose Servants with “Lawful Good” and “Chaotic Good” alignments to go with the theme of this Singularity.

I’d also change the Servant bonus to be those with “Lawful” or “Chaotic” attributes. 

Opposing Servants:     Assassin of the Nightless City, Wu Zetian; Caster of the Nightless City, Scheherazade; Berserker of El Dorado, Penthesilea; Pirate Princess, Dahut; Giant Berserker Herakles Megalos; and Chosen of the Mahatmas, Ascendant Blavatsky.     “There were those who only loved to plunder, those who sought safety in law, and those who sought safety in isolation and eradication. Then, of course, there was the woman who thought she was the next Messiah...”

...

Agartha, a Pseudo-Singularity existing under the earth, where nothing should live, yet magical energy disrupts the normal flow of time and space, as usual. 

“Also, it appears some Servants have disappeared from Chaldea, and the Singularity is likely to blame, so keep an eye out for them, would you? ☆”

As if they had a choice! 

Thrust suddenly into this mysterious, alien world, under attack by three factions, the Chaldea party escapes south to an idyllic garden, and meet the Rider in charge of those holding their ground in this dangerous place. 

...

All that said, the twist would have to be completely rewritten, huh... 

This much is obvious already, but spoilers ahoy!

Where in this Singularity, Columbus seeks to create a nation of women to serve his every need, I think it’s much more interesting for the ultimate goal to be the creation of a “civilization of eternal happiness”. That is, a place where all people are gathered, and sacrificed to the Root for the sake of the ideal utopia. 

That said, a person whose ideals don’t reflect either modern civilization or ancient cultures, but instead a person who, from the start, believes in a careful balance of both; and yet who has a strong, stirring belief in a utopic vision. The Servant who disappeared from Chaldea-- Madame Blavatsky, who hears and obeys the voices of Mahatma, clearer than ever with her closeness to the core of this world (the “untruth” bestowed by Scheherazade). She manipulates Rider using the “grail-like boxes” discovered in the Dragon Temple, while biding her time, waiting for the perfect opportunity to reveal herself. Meanwhile, the party recovers a weapon from Shangri-La, said to have been owned by King Solomon: the Singing Sword, a sword which would always grant victory if wielded for a good cause.

As expected, the battle against Helena, Rider, and Heracles is almost impossible, but somehow the Chaldea party manages to not only survive, but defeat the trio. Then there’s only Caster, Scheherazade, and her City in the Sky; I think this part is rather realistic, given the twisting of her personality with the “teaching” of the Demon Pillar, Phenex-- the one said to converse in rhymes, and who hopes to return to Heaven, but is deceived in this wish. 

One who cannot die, and one who wishes not to die. Those who reject order and chaos, searching for perfect equilibrium-- stasis-- unchanging. 

Scheherazade’s fear isn’t towards men, specifically, in this rewrite. It’s more towards brutality-- so she materializes those she sees as brutal: the torturers, the warriors, the scholar-kings, and the plunderers. Phenex, likewise, seeks to eliminate “ignorance” and “knowledge” to achieve equilibrium and stagnation, ultimately creating an unchanging utopia.

(”Ignorance”, the unknown and unthought (chaos); and “Knowledge”, the root of progress (order). Mystery is a ‘thought, but not confirmed’ spectrum between the two, and the realm of magic and magecraft.)

Bearing the Singing Sword, the party is able to counteract Phenex’s ability, and destroy him for good. Scheherazade, after talking with Ritsuka, makes the decision to choose her own ending: one where she, neither king nor servant, neither dead nor alive, can finally smile and laugh. 

As Laputa disappears-- it’s time for this “story” to end. 

[bad-beats]

Bad Beets Ch. 1 (11/04-11/10)

Do you find enjoyment in other people’s gambling misery? Do you live by the phrase “Life is too short to bet the under?” Would you rather place a sports bet that seemingly has no chance of winning right after tip-off, or would you rather lose a heartbreaker on a meaningless Furman breakaway dunk that covers the +13 in the closing seconds? 

Welcome to Chapter 1 of the Bad Beets Blog. I am your degenerate gambling host, Jonah, and I am happy you have decided to take this rollercoaster journey with me. I hope you find enjoyment in my gambling misery, as you will soon realize that I am the unluckiest gambler in the world (*Please note I had action on all of these games, and yes, my bank account was harmed in the making of this blog).

11/4/19

League: Turkish Super Lig

Bet: Ankaragucu PK (+105)

Units: 0.8 to win 0.85

I can tell you from firsthand experience that betting on an 11am Turkish soccer game generally doesn’t end well. Ankaragucu went down 0-1 early, but my guy I. Parlak found the back of the net to equalize in the 68th minute. That was the score up until stoppage time. My bet was looking fine, but I wasn’t expecting a win by any means. I was hoping to escape with a push (because as they say in the world of gambling degenerates, “A push is a win”). It was my bet against the clock, and then this happened…

P. Djilobodji (is it legal to have that many j’s in a name?) scores a 90+3 minute heartbreaker. That is a beet that committed arson. Bad Beet #1 of the week came at the hands of Gaziantep.

11/4/19

League: NBA

Bet: 76’ers vs Suns Over 224 (-110) as part of a 3x2 round robin

Units: 3.7 to win 8.6

This was a classic bad beat. The Suns and 76’ers both have high powered offenses, and they were well on pace to hit the over after scoring a combined 116 points in the first half. My round robin was looking great - the other legs of Wizards ML and Blazers vs. Warriors 1H over 106.5 had both hit and I was in good shape for a great Monday payday. However, the Suns and 76’ers had other plans for me.

This Beet committed a double-homicide (my hopes and dreams). I still made a profit on this bet. Just take the 8.6U winnings that I had basically in the bag, drop the 8, and that’s how much I took home. Bad Beet #2 (I am going to feel like The Count from Sesame Street once this blog is over).

11/5/19

League: NBA

Bet: Bulls ML (+260)

Units: 0.7 to win 1.7

I have lived in Chicago my entire life, so naturally, I blindly bet on my teams regardless of their actual skill. Gambling with your heart never ends well, especially on this specific Tuesday when Lebron and Lakers came to town. The Bulls were up a cool 17 points at halftime and really had me believing that they could pull off this miracle. Hopes were high after the Bulls took a 13-point lead into the 4th quarter. And then the Bulls did exactly what the Bulls do - blow 4th quarter leads.

The Lakers went on a 16-0 run to start the 4th quarter and it was all but over from then on (The Bulls, however, did hit a miracle 3 with 15 seconds left to cover the +7). You know what they say, “Good teams win, but great teams cover.” Those 1.7 units would’ve been a nice addition to the bank account, but Bad Beet #3 got in the way. 

This is a bad beet. Thanks to our friends over at https://userbeets.com/signs-that-your-beets-have-gone-bad/ for providing us with some wonderful tips on when it might be time to “toss that beet as far as you can.” 

11/6/19

League: UEFA Champions League

Bet: Man City vs Atalanta 1H over 1.5 (-123) (Bonus: live bet at halftime over 2.5 (-176))

Units: 2 to win 1.65 (and the live bet was 4.4 to win 2.5)

This was the kind of game that screamed ‘Goal Fest’ from the beginning. Raheem Sterling slotted the ball into the back of the net in the 7th minute of the game, and I thought the 1H over 1.5 was going to be the easiest bet of all time. Throughout the next 30 minutes, both teams had some chances to score that they couldn’t capitalize on. Then controversy struck! Man City got pulled down inside the box (or so I thought) and were awarded a penalty kick, which is ever over bettor’s wet dream. However, V.A.R decided to be a cock-block and determined that the Man City player was fouled just outside of the box. Great, just my luck. The following free kick looked like it was headed for the upper left corner of the goal, but an Atalanta defenseman stuck his arm out and handled the ball. Back to V.A.R and just like that, Man City was awarded a penalty kick (ball don’t lie). Gabriel Jesus stepped up to the spot with swagger, and I knew my bet was going to cash. 

He struck the ball with the strength of an 83 year-old grandmother and put the ball wide of the left post. Fuck. That 1.65 unit win turned into a 2 unit loss real quick.

Naturally, as a gambling degenerate, I had to chase my losses (word to the wise - Do Not Chase Losses). I loved the pace of play and the scoring opportunities from the first half, so I live bet the game over 2.5 (and naturally threw 4.4 units on it to cover my losses from the first half). Four minutes into the second half, Mario Pasilic netted the equalizer for Atlanta, and once again I was sitting pretty. There was no doubt in my mind that at least 1, if not 3 more goals would be scored in the remaining 41 minutes plus stoppage time.

Many moments later the final whistle blew and that was that. The teams combined for 18 shots, and only 2 found the back of the net. What a horrible and cruel world we live in. Bad Beet #4 slaughtered 15 innocent ducks (and my checking account).

11/6/19

League: UEFA Champions League

Bet: Dinamo Zagreb ML (+117)

Units: 0.75 to win 0.9

As I was getting annihilated by Atalanta and Man City, Dinamo Zagreb simultaneously decided that they didn’t want my future children to be able to afford college. This game gives me PTSD, so I will just post the results of the game and you can laugh at my misery.

How you let up not 1, but 2 (!!) stoppage-time goals to blow a 3-1 lead along with my +117 ML bet is beyond me, but Bad Beet #5 of the week kidnapped my sanity and will give me nightmares for months. 

11/7/19

League: UEFA Europa League

Bet: Under 2.5 (+117), Under 2.5 (-122), and Under 2.5 (-143)

Units: 0.75 to win 0.85, 1.05 to win 0.85, and 2.15 to win 1.5

Classic cases of “Life is too short to bet the under.” Stoppage time is where unders go to die. I present to you Bad Beets #6, #7, and #8.

Thursday afternoon signals the middle of a gambling week, so naturally, this is the halfway point in the blog. I would recommend you get up to stretch, grab a snack, and take your dog for a walk, because we are just getting started. 8 Bad Beets before Thursday night is cynical. 

11/7/19

League: NFL

Bet: Keenan Allen over 68.5 Receiving Yards

Units: 2 to win 1.5

If you don’t bet player props often, I would recommend you start. It’s like fantasy football on crack. They are an absolute thrill. Speaking of thrills, that Chargers vs. Raiders Thursday night football game was full of them for every party involved; the outright winner, spread, and full game total were all still in the balance heading into the last drive of the game. Phil Rivers and his Bolts got the ball back with 1 minute left, down by 2, after Josh Jacobs rumbled into the endzone from 18-yards out to give the Raiders a 2-point lead. Phil Rivers has seemingly lead his team down the field for more game-winning drives than he has children. At this point in the game, Keenan Allen had 8 catches for 68 yards. Keenan is one of the most dynamic receivers in the league along with being one of Phil’s favorite targets. I needed ONE SINGULAR YARD from Keenan on the last drive of the game.

FUCKKKKKKKKKK! Three targets on the final drive, 0 catches and 0 yards. I hate everything. Bad Beet #9. 

11/7/19

League: NCAAF

Bet: UCF vs. Tulsa Over 68 (-120)

Units: 1.5 to win 1.25

There’s a lot to unpack in this one. The two teams combined for 45 first-half points. Needing just 3 TD’s and 1 FG in the 2nd half seemed like a cakewalk to me. The offenses in the 2nd half just weren’t as crisp as they were during the first 30 minutes of the game. I knew this game was destined to be a nail-biter heading into the 4th quarter. With 5 minutes left, I needed a field goal for a push and a touchdown for the win. Here are the last few drives of the game…

Trailing Tulsa by 3, UCF turned the ball over on downs and gave the ball back to Tulsa with just a few minutes to play. UCF stuffed the Golden Hurricanes on 4th down to get the ball back and keep the Over 68 hopes alive...or so I thought. ILLEGAL SUBSTITUTION PENALTY GIVES TULSA AN AUTOMATIC FIRST DOWN AND INTO VICTORY FORMATION THEY WENT! FUCK ME IN THE BEARD! Bad Beet #10. I am running out of ways to describe these horrible losses and it’s only Thursday.

11/10/19

League: Swedish Allsvenskan and English Premier League

Bet: Under 2.25 (-108) and Under 2.5 (+102)

Units: 1.2 to win 1.1 and 0.75 to win 0.75

“Life is too short to bet the under” Part 2! Bad Beets #11 and #12.

11/9/19

League: NCAAF

Bet: TCU vs. Baylor Over 48 (-110) as part of a 3x2 round robin

Units: 5 to win 11.5

This is a bit of a different entry, as for the first time in seemingly my entire life, I was on the right side of a Hero Win. The Over 48 in the TCU vs. Baylor game was basically dead from the opening kick. The game was 9-6 Horned Frogs with just a few minutes left in the game. Overtime in college football is every over bettor’s best friend (and every under bettor’s worst nightmare). The Bears kicker drilled a 51-yard field goal with 30 seconds left to send the game to overtime.

This is probably the best comeback hero win I have ever had. If I had been on the other side of this bet, I would have jumped off of a bridge. Luckily, Hero Win #1 saved me.

11/10/19

League: NFL

Bet: Panthers vs. Packers 1H Over 24 (-110)

Units: 1.4 to win 1.25

I would make a far bigger deal about this upcoming bad beet if it was a loss instead of the push that it was, but man this was an all-time push. Check out the final drive of the half for the Packers, leading 14-10. 

This drive had it all. A touchdown that was reversed by replay. Matt LaFleur whipping out his big boy balls, only for Jamaal Williams to get stuffed on 4th and Goal. And of course, a legendary push for 1H Under 24 bettors. 

11/10/19

League: NFL

Bet: Devonta Freeman over 40.5 Rush Yards (+105) and Lamar Jackson over 65.5 Rush Yards (-130)

Units: 1.2 to win 1.25 and 2 to win 1.55

Remember what I said about player props two paragraphs ago? I would like to now state that I hate player props. Devonta Freeman had 30 rush yards in the 1st half and then got injured, and Lamar broke a sweet, video game-like TD run in the 3rd quarter against the Bengals, and didn’t run the ball a single time after that (along with getting pulled in the 4th quarter because the Ravens were up by a billion). Take a look…

Bad Beets #13 and #14 come at the hands of two weak things: Devonta Freeman’s bones and the Bengals’ secondary. 

11/10/19

League: NBA and NCAAB

Bet: Hawks +8.5 (-110) and Fighting Illini 1H ML (184)

Units: 1 to win 0.9 and 0.5 to win 0.9

Every degenerate knows that Sunday night basketball games are known as “bailout specials.” After 12 Bad Beets throughout the week, I was in desperate need of a few bailout wins. However, as the self-proclaimed “unluckiest gambler in the world,” I should’ve guessed that more Bad Beets were on the way. My fingers are getting tired from typing due abundance of horrible beats I had this week, so I’ll just leave the screenshots here to show you my Sunday night demise…

The Hawks not covering was a sick joke, and of course I would lose Illinois 1H moneyline on a buzzer-beater three-pointer. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Bad Beets #15 and #16. 

For those of you who stuck with me throughout this post, thank you. I hope you found the enjoyment that your gambling careers can’t be anywhere near as bad as mine. Here are some final tallies from the week:

Bad Beet Count: 16 (with 1 Horrible Push and 1 Hero Win)

Unit Swing: 28.85 to win 30.8 (Basically a 50+ Unit swing due to Bad Beets)

Hopefully, next week’s blog is far shorter than this as I would love to not go through the gut-wrenching destruction of a backdoor cover. Unfortunately, there will likely be many more where these came from. Thanks again for taking the time to read through this! Please leave comments, suggestions, and tell me some of your Bad Beets so that I don’t feel alone on Bad Beet Island. See you next week! 

[monstersdownthepath]

Spiritual Spotlight: Cayden Cailean, the Drunken Hero

Chaotic Good God of Ale, Freedom, and Wine

Domains: Chaos, Charm, Good, Strength, Travel Subdomains: Azata, Competition, Exploration, Ferocity, Love, Lust, Resolve

Inner Sea Gods, pg. 36~43

Obedience: Sing a song in praise of freedom, bravery, and your god’s glory (and good looks). The song must be audible to those nearby—friend or foe. Between stanzas, you must pause to drink from a full mug of ale, wine, or other spirits. When the song is done, drink the remaining alcohol while mentally composing the song you will sing on the morrow. If a creature is attracted by your song, do your best to engage it in conversation about the merits of Cayden Cailean. If hostilities become inevitable, leap boldly into the fight without hesitation. Benefit: Get a +4 sacred bonus to saving throws versus poison effects.

Discussing one of Pathfinder’s more well-known Good Guys has been a long time coming! I just had to get all of the Evil gods out of my system first (which is a lie, there’s still 80+ more pages of Evil to discuss), and what better way to wash them all out than with a pint?

The Drunken Hero’s Obedience prevents you from being subtle about who you’re working for. It MUST be audible to anyone nearby, even party members you want to keep it a secret from, and it MUST be about Cayden Cailean. There’s also the fact you have to start your day with a hearty drink (the mug must be full, and you must finish it), which could prove disadvantageous if you have anywhere to be early in the morning. Alternately, you could drink just before going to bed; I make most of the Obediences sound like they’re something to be done right as the day starts, but that’s only true for casters, who are basically encouraged to do their Obediences at the crack of dawn as they prepare their spells (Obediences can be done alongside preparations, no matter how wild they are). 

A martial character can have a nice tall nightcap and sing everyone to sleep--the song has to be audible, not ‘ear-cracking’--and enjoy their benefit and Boons for 24 hours, waking up with a mild hangover (easily cured) rather than going about the first few hours of their day like a drunken fool. If you ARE a caster, however, I hope you didn’t dump Constitution, because you’ll need it! Especially if a baddie does overhear your singing and come investigating, because Cayden requires you to leap into the fray no matter what.

Benefit is nothing we haven’t seen before. Ironically, since alcohol itself is considered a poison for the purpose of game mechanics, this benefit actually helps keep you from getting too sloshed. I just hope you remember not to drink your strongest stuff in your first mug, because the bonus won’t apply then!

Boons are gathered slowly, typically obtained when a given character has 12, 16, and 20 hit dice. Unlike fiend-worshipers, servants of the Eldest, and devoted of the Empyreal Lords, characters worshiping Good gods do not seem to have catch-all classes (though I could very well have just missed it)… but Good-aligned characters can enter the Evangelist, Sentinel, and Exalted Prestige Classes earlier than Evil characters, classing in as early as level 6 (they need +5 BAB, 5 ranks in a single skill, or the ability to cast lvl 3 spells); entered ASAP, one can gain the Boons at levels 8, 11, and 14.

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EVANGELIST

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Boon 1: Liberation. Liberating Command 3/day, Knock 2/day, or Dispel Magic 1/day.

You all should know by now how useful Dispel Magic can be, even at 1/day. It shatters more or less any magical effect that doesn’t require another specific spell to undo, and can shave buffs off enemies and debuffs off allies in the middle of combat.

So lets look at the other two! Knock, in particular, seems pretty fun. It can open just about any locked object you can think of and can even go so far as to loosen welds, knock nail-studded boards away, and undo bars and chains holding something shut. You use your caster level +10 versus the DC of a locked object, and since your caster level is equal to your HD for spell-like abilities, you can only fail on a 1 when opening simple locks and have a pretty good chance of unhinging more complex locks as well. It takes SERIOUS effort to keep someone with Knock out of a particular door, because most means of shutting someone out count as ‘simple locks’ unless you invest hundreds of gold into it.

Liberating Command is a pretty nice spell, really. You can target any creature in Close range (25ft + 5ft/lvl) to grant them an immediate attempt to escape a grapple, binding, or restraint with an Escape Artist check... Which get get a bonus to equal to twice your caster level (+18, when you first get this Boon, but it only goes up to +20). One thing I missed on my first pass over it was that it was an immediate action, allowing you to use it in response to someone near you getting grappled, or if you yourself get snared.

Liberating Command is a pretty terrible spell to prepare, but it’s an amazing spell-like to just have at 3/day. The number of critters with Grab in the game is worrying, and many scrawnier players more or less become dead weight the moment they’re grappled, so giving them an instant chance to escape with an enormous boost to their attempt can let them wiggle right out of the grip of a troll/octopus/worm monster.

Boon 2: Drinking Buddy. 1/day as a standard action, you can create an illusory duplicate of yourself in an adjacent square next to you. The duplicate moves on your initiative count and has your movement speed. It automatically moves to try and flank enemies you designate, avoiding Attacks of Opportunity using your Acrobatics bonus if needed. Anyone interacting with the double can attempt a Will save (DC 25) to see through it, and anyone who realizes it’s an illusion cannot be flanked with it. It has your AC, but vanishes instantly if it successfully struck. Otherwise, it lasts 1 round per HD you possess.

Ugh. Cayden, what are you doing? What is this? This is just awful!! I mean, if you’re a class with Sneak Attack or someone who’s built to flank others, this is passable, but at 1/day? Instantly vanishing if damaged? Granting a flat Will save to disbelieve (it does not rise as you level)?

I suppose it makes for a decent distraction, if nothing else. Boosting your own AC before sending in the clones works fairly well, possibly drawing numerous enemy attacks in, and the ability does note that the double only vanishes if hit with an attack, meaning AoE won’t clear it out, and many spells which don’t rely on an attack roll simply fail as well. That gives this ability a bit more utility than it otherwise would have.

But it’s a standard action to perform, at 1/day, and you can’t even send the double into a room alone, since it only exists to try and flank enemies and the description doesn’t mention if it’s usable for anything else. For characters who don’t want to be flanking enemies, this ability is essentially useless.

Boon 3: Intoxicating Strike. 1/day, you may declare one of your attacks to be an Intoxicating Strike. You must declare this before the attack rolls is made. If the attack is successful and deals damage, the victim becomes supernaturally soused for 1 round per HD you possess; a soused creature takes a -4 penalty to AC, attack rolls, and skill checks, and their movement speeds are all reduced by 10ft.

Honestly, this one is kind of pathetic as well. You all probably know that I don’t like 1/day things negated by a successful save unless they change the course of a battle, and this is one of those things and it sets my teeth on edge. I do, however, admit that the fact you can use it on ranged attacks gives this a bit more reach than it otherwise would. A -4 penalty to attacks and skill checks usually won’t matter at such a high level, though there’s always the cases where they turn a certain blow into a near miss, so I won’t talk down too hard on this. A -4 to AC, however? Now THAT’S something special! Especially since there’s a good chance it’ll last the entirety of the fight!

This intoxication, by the way, is entirely supernatural in its intensity. It affects ALL creatures, even ones that can’t get drunk, such as Constructs, Undead, and most Outsiders. And it’s not technically a Save-or-Suck since there’s no save! All you have to do is get past someone’s AC! Which, eehhhhhh, can be just as iffy as firing it at their saves... Unless you’re using a firearm, of course, which hits touch AC from certain ranges.

All in all, Evangelists of Cayden don’t really win this round.

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EXALTED

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Boon 1: Libations. Gain Bless Water 3/day, Delay Poison 2/day, or Create Food And Water 1/day.

And Exalted is already off to a bad start, too! Yeesh! Holy Water stops being useful roughly around level 3 except as components for beefier Divine spells and certain rituals, and Delay Poison is a niche pick rendered useless by the fact Neutralize Poison exists and is within a level 9 party’s reach.

That being said, because spell-likes don’t require components, you don’t need the ridiculous five pounds of silver to transmute a singular pint of water into Holy Water via Bless Water. Holy Water doesn’t fade from day to day, either, so you can just slowly rack up an entire lakes-worth of the stuff over time to dunk Undead and Evil Outsiders in, or sell it by the bottle to churches or other adventuring parties for a tidy profit.

I would still just take Create Food And Water and never have to worry about rations or using resources to bribe hungry enemies again, though. Hell, at level 9, CFAW creates so much stuff that you could reasonably carry it to the next day and just alternate between CFAW and Bless Water (you can even bless the water you create!!!!) to keep everyone fed and armed. You won’t make much money by selling the excess food, but feeding the hungry without expecting profit is something a goody-good person like you should be doing anyway. Just uh, make sure at least one person on your team knows Prestidigitation, because I can speak from experience that a party will quickly grow tired of CFAW’s bland food.

Boon 2: Freedom’s Ally. 1/day as a standard action, you can call a pair of Bralani Azatas to your side. You have telepathy out to 100ft when communicating with them, and they serve you perfectly for 1 minute per HD you possess. They will not fulfill any orders which would cause them to commit evil acts or restrict the freedom of another purely for the sake of law, and asking them to do so may draw their ire. They may attack if your commands are especially vile.

Oops, nevermind, Exalted is Good, Actually. Bralani Azata are CR 6 creatures from the realm of Elysium armed with +1 scimitars and +1 composite longbows that they get two attacks with each round, and have such interesting spell-likes as Mirror Image, Wind Wall, and Charm Person at will, as well as Lightning Bolt and Cure Serious Wounds 2/day each. Against an army of foes, the Bralani can assume Wind Form to grant themselves an enormous 100ft fly speed and the power to deal 3d6 bludgeoning damage in a 20ft line with their Whirlwind Blast ability.

VERY powerful critters to have on your side, even if you’re twice their level! The defensive options they have via Mirror Image and Wind Wall alone make them tenacious even against enemies of higher CR, and their Wind Form turns them from gorgeous humanoids into nondescript clouds of fog, letting them run stealth missions if needed... Or use their massive movespeed to deliver curative spells to far-off allies.

I’m not sure how far away they’re summoned, since this ability doesn’t use any preexisting Summon Monster spell and doesn’t say where they pop up. I assume they appear adjacent to you, which limits the shenanigans you can pull with them, but not enough that I’d consider it worth worrying about.

Boon 3: Wine to Water. As a full-round action, you may transform a single serving of an alcoholic beverage into either potent Holy Water or a potion of Cure Serious Wounds. The potion option cures 3d8 HP, +1 HP per HD you possess (max +15). The Holy Water you create deals 4d4 damage to the Undead or to Evil Outsiders, and 2d4 to such creatures within 5ft of the initial target. Both the potion and water last for an hour. You can use this ability a number of times per day equal to your Charisma modifier (min 1).

Ohoho now this is something special... Provided you have a Charisma modifier of 3 or more, because at 1 or 2 a day? This ability’s kinda pitiful. The maximum healing it can do is 39, which is GOOD, but you’re likely never going to roll maximum healing.

Yes, the emergency healing is nice. You can turn even common 1-copper swill into an emergency healing potion, and “a serving” can be as small as a shot glass (which potions are traditionally served in), but it’s a full-round action to do, which means you can’t actually use this ability and then hand it to an ally in the same round. They’d have to use some actions on their turn to take it and drink it. After-combat healing is usually the way to go unless desperate, pouring a quick shot into an unconscious ally’s throat to get them back on their feet. If you know combat is coming you can make the potions ahead of time since they last an hour, but know that if the potion ‘expires,’ the ability is wasted. The use is limited, but it helps your healer’s spell slots stretch just a bit further.

4d4 damage to an undead or fiendish enemy is also pretty lackluster at level 15, the earliest you can get this ability. The best trick you can pull with it is to trick such a creature into drinking it, burning them inside and out and likely preventing them from speaking from the searing their throat just took. This ability is even more hilarious than typical Holy Water in that regard; you can instantly detect shapeshifting Evil beasts by spritzing them with a bit of the stuff, but that likely won’t work against more cunning monsters. This ability, though? It makes suggesting a drink for your friend MUCH less suspicious than handing them a vial of water. You’re just pouring them a cold one to enjoy!

It’s like you’re testing your party for The Thing, only instead of them exploding into a tentacle monster and killing everyone in the room, it’s a secret mystery test that’ll expose them while also debilitating them! That’s about the only use it has at high levels, aside from being used as material components for spells that actually matter.

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SENTINEL

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Boon 1: Devastating Duelist. Bless Weapon 3/day, Brow Gasher 2/day, or Greater Magic Weapon 1/day.

By level 9, most people in the party should have magic weapons anyway. Not always, but usually you’ve got enough of a mystic arsenal to make Bless Weapon redundant. The fact it overrides magical enchantments already on a weapon also means that it becomes weaker as you level up and gain access to better equipment, putting it firmly in the Niche of this list.

Greater Magic Weapon is almost always the better choice when choosing to buff a weapon, though I will admit that Bless Weapons’ ability to auto-crit against Evil creatures is pretty nice. GMW, however, makes any weapon hit harder and hit more easily. The fact it also lasts for 1 hour/level means it’ll likely last your entire adventuring day.

Brow Gasher is also an interesting choice. It forces you to use a slashing weapon (which you already likely do, if you’re a Sentinel of Cayden) but heavily rewards you for doing so; discharging the spell as part of a successful attack slashes the poor fool across the forehead, bleeding them for half your caster level (4 damage a round, which rises as you level) and potentially blinding them if they can’t get it cured in time. The list of creatures who are immune to resistant to this ability is long, but it’s certainly worth taking anyway on the occasion you find yourself against targets capable of bleeding.

Boon 2: Light Weapon Master. Whenever you battle with a light bladed weapon, if you have the Weapon Training (Light Weapon) ability, you get a +2 deflection bonus to AC. If you do not have Weapon Training, instead you get a +1 sacred bonus to attack rolls with light bladed weapons.

Here I thought Evangelists were hogging all the bad Boons this time, but it turns out Sentinel is the one who got shot in the leg here.

This ability basically reads “unless you’re a Fighter, get a lame benefit.” Don’t get me wrong, on an actual Fighter (or a Swashbuckler, if your DM is nice enough)? This ability is amazing. +2 extra AC for a character already loaded with AC makes them that much better at tanking, and it’s a DEFLECTION bonus to it even applies to touch attacks!

But if you’re not a Fighter, this ability is basically worthless. I know I’m being a little harsh here, but a Boon should be ABOVE the power level of a feat, not on part with a feat you can take as early as level 1 (Weapon Focus). Even Drinking Buddy is better than this.

Boon 3: Critical Luck. Each time you roll a natural 1 on an attack roll, keep a tally, up to a maximum of your Charisma modifier. Whenever you threaten a critical hit with an attack roll, you can ‘trade’ one of your tallies to automatically confirm the critical hit. Your tally empties out every 24 hours.

If you roll enough natural 1s to make this ability useful, you’re likely either dead or dead weight. Seriously, you may need to exorcise your dice if you roll three or more 1s in a single day of combat. I think the first thing that would need to go is the Charisma mod limitation, followed by the fact it empties out every 24 hours. Unless you have a weapon with a high critical range, you might not even get to use this ability at all, let alone in the same combat.

I know a lot of abilities rely on luck, but this is one of the only Boons I’ve seen that specifically relies on YOU, personally, having absolutely terrible luck, followed by absolutely fantastic luck. It’s just... not good. I would go as far as saying that this ability could realistically be a simple feat anyone could take, and not even one locked behind particularly terrible prerequisites.

Exalted of Cayden win this round by a long shot.

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