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You got anything for the second years? I think it'd be funny if they were stuck in a escape room :)
anything 4 u, baby.
here's the thing, though: it WOULD be funny, especially when taking into account the fact that they might actually murder each other before they even solve the first puzzle, lol.
you have riddle and floyd, obviously. riddle's just trying to focus on how to unscramble a sentence on the wall, but floyd keeps messing with his hair and muttering "goldfishie" while staring blankly at the same wall. and see, floyd is smart, but right now there is not a SINGULAR thought behind those eyes.
jade and azul are off to the side, scheming about how to make an escape room in the mostro lounge since it seems to be insanely profitable. azul might also be trying to rizz jamil up again as a side-quest, who knows. jade is just thinking about how the low light in the room is great for his mushrooms.
jamil is desperately trying to keep kalim from trying EVERY SINGLE WORD COMBINATION KNOWN TO FUCKING MANKIND, even letters that aren't even part of the problem, meanwhile he's (very successfully) fending off azul's rizz attacks.
silver and ruggie are just doing their thing. ruggie knows he's not intelligent enough to do this escape room, so he figures the best way to escape is to let everyone else figure it out, and silver would love to help, but he can't stay awake long enough to do jack shit. ruggie is leaned up against the wall while silver naps away on his shoulder or smth, lol.
(bonus: silver wakes up like two hours into the escape room, and they still haven't left the first freaking puzzle. he takes one look at the scrambled word, says the correct answer, then immediately falls back asleep.
everyone takes a moment to just stare at him for five solid minutes.)
#twisted wonderland#twst#twst second years#riddle rosehearts#floyd leech#jade leech#azul ashengrotto#jamil viper#kalim al asim#twst silver#ruggie bucchi#anything 4 u baby
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A Blooming Love…
Natasha Romanoff x Fem!Reader (AU)
Inspired by: (hilarious tiktok)
Happy Valentine’s Day Eve 🌸 🥰 (A bonus fic)
R’s love language is flowers, 🥹
Today is the busiest day of the year for you, all morning long you spend in a van, delivering intricate displays of love to strangers through your beautiful bouquets of flowers. Majority of which you leave on doorsteps, or on the front desks of offices, but on the rarest of occasions you get to deliver it directly to their hands. Those types of interactions have always been your favorite, getting to bare witness to the genuine happiness the simple gesture inspires warms your heart beyond measure.
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You're a local, low end florist, so your order threshold is much smaller than that of say edible arrangements, or 24 hour flowers, but you still make quite a profit on Valentine's Day. The patrons make note of your displays as why, telling you that the others simply couldn't do it the way you did, and you took pride in that.
Knowing that people genuinely appreciated the way you strategically mapped out bouquet's, picking the best pairings based on not only look, but the deeper meaning behind each flower's petals, meant the actual world to you.
For instance, why buy a ring and propose to your lover when you can arrange a bouquet of lilacs and spider flowers to symbolize the desire to elope. It’s cost effective and beautiful.
Have an enemy? Ensure they heed your warning of an impending doom by giving them a lovely bouquet of oleanders and daffodils.
Apart, some flowers meanings are dull, but when paired with others they begin to offer a fuller message, and that is half the fun for you.
At the back of your van is the last of your vases meant to be delivered, you'd started at eight this morning, and now that it's noon you're glad to be done with the business end of things. Now, you're headed off to hand deliver some strategically thought of bouquets to friends, and possibly, the woman who owns your heart.
You knocked on the first door, patiently waiting for the woman to answer, and to your shock an adorable little boy answers it instead., "Auntie Y/N!," his tiny body collapses into yours, nearly sending the vase with the shades of pink and purple Alstroemeria to the ground., "Hello to you too Tommy, where's your mom?"
"You call, and I appear.," Wanda teases as she enters into your field of vision., "Ooh, they're gorgeous Y/N/N, you've outdone yourself."
Wanda swiftly took the vase, and walked it into the kitchen where it now sat in the middle of her dining room table. She came back to promptly pull you into her for a hug, then she slipped a brown paper bag into your hand, and chuckled when you looked to her warily.
"Can't have you fainting on the job Y/N, and we both know you haven't eaten, so enjoy.," she winked at you, but the look in her eyes was sort of reminiscent to that of a concerned mother., "Thanks Wands, you always take such good care of me.," you murmured over the bite of sandwich you'd already started devouring, then you waved at her before taking your leave.
"Don't forget to finally tell her!," the brunette teasingly muttered behind the partially shut door, her hand outstretched to you holding a simple, singular flower, and you couldn't help but to smile up at her as you gently took it., "Good luck today Y/N, call me later with all the details, I look forward to the good news.," and with that she left your awestruck form alone.
Celosia's are gorgeous, frilly flowers that come in many shades, like the red in your hand, and they symbolize boldness, and when handed out it's usually meant to inspire bouts of courage. Wanda was your best friend, and had yet to steer you in the wrong direction before, so you decided that along with her selected flowers, you'd also be exposing your heart to Natasha.
But first, you must deliver the rest of your friends their bouquets, and next on your list is none other than the woman of your affections little sister, Yelena, and her lovely wife—Kate. Yelena was the small town's sheriff, and her wife worked for Natasha's tech company. These two are some of your favorite people, Yelena never fails to cheer you up with a good joke, and Kate doubles down with the comfort.
For Yelena you opted out of a multitude of flowers, she's always been more of a less is more type of gal, so you wanted to respect that. Baptisia is the flower you settled on, it's meant to offer the receiver protection, and with it being a shade of purple you thought it was a cute nod to the woman that she adored most.
Kate's bouquet was meant to inspire fertility, as you knew she was in the process of becoming pregnant, but that there was a bit of struggle. Peonies are meant to inspire such things, so her bouquet was a mix of the many shades.
With a quick knock on their front door you're greeted by a yawning Kate., "Good afternoon Miss Bishop.," you teased, and as expected Yelena rounds the corner to correct., "Belova!"
You smirk., "Oh, my apologies Mrs. Belova.," the couple both look at you, Kate with a fondness, and Yelena with a playful glare., "How might we help you?," the blonde asks, her romantic breakfast now running cold.
"How rude.," you scoffed., "Can't a girl bring her besties their bouquets without judgment?," the blonde simply flipped you off, but then she gently took the vase and assessed the plant.
"Thank you, they're beautiful Y/N.," Yelena remarks, and you see the genuine appreciation flash through her eyes, and then you feel it when Kate tugs you into a tight embrace., "Thank you!," her thanks are muffled by your shirt, and you chuckle softly., "Of course."
"Where to next?," the blonde asks, teasing smirk at the ready., "My sisters perhaps?," she quirked a brow and you only rolled your eyes., "Nope, next is Darcy's, then Monica and Pietro, then.," Yelena waved her hand., "Ok, I get it!"
"Teaches you not to meddle.," you chuckled, then you waved goodbye to your friends.
"Kate Bishop, get your coat, we're going to my sisters.," she squealed with an excited clap of her hands., "Why?!," she deadpanned., "To watch the two idiots finally make their moves, it will be funny—I can almost promise it."
You knew of Natasha far before you ever met the woman, she was once Wanda's boss after your best friend graduated from her university. Now Wanda works remotely as she prefers the luxury of being a stay at home mom to the twins. She'd always tell you stories of her boss, how she was a stern one, but that she was also an understanding one, who led with kindness.
Now you know her, and you have the couple from your last delivery for that, because it was their wedding that brought her into your life. Beforehand she'd only been a passing face, like at Wanda's wedding, or on the shared street of your businesses, but now she's a regular. In your shop, your life, and more so your heart.
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"Yelena, I told you we should've hired a more credible florist, where is she?," Natasha barked at her sister, her foot nervously tapping against the hardwood as if this was her wedding to fuss over., "Natasha, practice patience like Mama always said, your worry lines are deepening."
Natasha's petty response died on her tongue when you suddenly appeared before them, a smidge out of breath, but wearing a warm smile in spite of yourself., "I'm sorry I'm late Miss Belova, but there was an accident on the highway that sent me on a 30 minute detour."
"Yelena.," she annoyedly corrected you., "Don't worry about it Y/N, I expected you by noon, so seeing as how it's barely passed eleven you're well ahead of schedule.," she teasingly replied, then she looked to her watch., "I must rush off to get ready now, I'll leave you with my sister.," she then turned to her sternly., "Play nice."
Natasha watched intently, eyes trained on your every move, if asked she'd say it was for Yelena and Kate's sake, but it was her shameless way to drink you in—you were far more to marvel at, even though your displays were gorgeous.
"Hi...," Natasha sheepishly greets, internally slapping herself at her nervousness, she usually never feels nervous, if anything she's the one who inspire such things, it alludes her on as to how you're doing this to her., "I'm Natasha."
"Oh, I know who you are.," you bite back, but the smirk you hold shows there was no malice., "For starters, you're my best friends old boss, I saw you at her wedding, and to add onto that your building is across from mine, and I do have to say thanks for all of the business."
Natasha stares at you confused, she does remember the wedding, the one where she once again couldn't look away from you, but your other business comment was perplexing., "You're welcome?," she offered, but it came off as a question, and her face confirmed that.
"I end up selling a lot of 'I'm sorry I missed dinner tonight, had to work late' or 'Miss Romanoff needed me to stay, I swear I'm not cheating on you, please don't divorce me' bouquets to your many scared associates."
Natasha laughed, it was the kind of sound that you found yourself yearning to inspire further., "I can keep them even later if you wanted.," and now you were politely chuckling along with her, doing your best to remain professional, while still keeping her attention., "No thanks, I'd like to make it home before sundown."
Natasha continued to follow you around, her eyes watched the way your hands gently move the pieces about. It was clear to her that the job meant something to you, it wasn't an easy cash grab, or an exploitation of nervous spouses. You genuinely loved the art of crafting, and sharing that with anyone who would partake.
"Who picked out the arrangements?," she questioned, her curiosity getting the better of her., "Kate and Yelena were incredibly busy, so they actually asked me to give it my best go, and so I landed on this.," you stepped back, your hands now gesturing to the display., "What do you think? Is it up to snuff?"
Natasha smirked playfully as she observed the display in all of its glory. It was mesmerizing, there wasn't anything to be expected on the table, and she found herself intrigued on the why of it all., "It's beautiful, truly, but may I ask why?," your pensive look inspired her to elaborate., "What's the reason you didn't slap some roses down and call it a job well done?"
"Roses are lovely, they hold their place in the wedding line up for sure, but it's just lazy, and too par for the course for me.," you explained., "Holly, the flower you see wreathed around each base of the vase is for more than the Christmas season you know.," she saw the way your eyes lit up the further you divulged, and she found it rather endearing to say the least.
"They're meant to symbolize courage, defense, and oversight, which I felt perfectly fitted to your sister's dangerous job, and Kate's love and acceptance in spite of it all.," her heart softened as you explained., "Then at the center here we have a cluster of lavender, the purple color was important to Kate, so I did my best to give her that, while somehow finding a balance."
"It inspires a calming energy, and I felt that would be good at any wedding.," she nodded.
"Then directly surrounding the sprigs of purple is a circle of pink bluebells for everlasting love, and lastly we have gardenias for pure joy.," you looked to her expectantly, brow raised and all., "Well, it's already beautiful to look at, but when you elaborate, it gives it a different beauty."
"Thank you."
Natasha frowned as you finished the display of the last table., "Are you staying for the night?," you shook your head, smiling softly as you did.,
"I'm afraid not, I am not one to overstay my welcome, but do wish the couple well for me."
"No pressure, but I'll have you know my sister and her blushing bride would have no quarrels if you stayed, in fact I'm certain Kate would be sad if you didn't—she's fond of your work.," the redhead somewhat groveled, much to her own shock too, even using her sisters fiancé as a play in the game to get you to stay.
The twinkle in her eye isn't lost on you., "So, I should stay for Kate's sake then?," she heard the tease, it even excited her, but she did her best to remain unaffected., "Why of course."
"Happy wife, happy life—who am I to deny your sister such a thing?," you winked, then much to the redheads dismay you went to go., "Where are you going then?," she cursed herself for the desperation in her tone., "Thought I'd put my wagon away, doesn't seem to add the right ambiance for the wedding."
"Oh, yeah, makes sense...," you giggled softly., "Yeah, don't worry princess—I'll return."
Natasha watched you walk away in shock, her eyes never stopped staring ahead, not even when you'd disappeared around the corner. Never in her life had she been so awkward, nor so desperate to be around someone, but there was just something so special about you.
"Sestra! Where's Y/N? Did you scare her off?"
"No. She just went to her car for a moment."
"Good, she's running late.," Yelena groaned, and her sister looked to her for clarification., "She's Kate's maid of honor.," she offers, and the redheads jaw drops at the information.
"What? How? Why have I never heard of her?," she stammers, her words flying out nearly as fast as her thoughts are running., "You have, she's the third musketeer you always miss out on seeing at all of our events you're late to."
"Wait! Y/N is Wanda and Kate's third party?," the blonde nods with a fond smirk., "She's a very sweet girl, but with a bit of a wild side."
"She said she was leaving, I had to ask her to stay.," Natasha bargains with a furrowed brow, and she gets her sisters obnoxious laughter in response., "She's also a bit of a tease."
"Who's a tease?," you ask as you step back up to the sisters with a sly smirk, and in a new outfit that leaves Natasha at a loss for words.
"You.," Yelena pointedly remarks, she then grabs your arm before slapping her sister upside her head., "Go get ready Natalia."
"Here.," you reach out to the redhead, her breath hitches when you push her hair behind her ear as you settle a stem atop the lobe., "Beautiful.," you smile, admiring the pink carnation that now sits besides her blushing face., "It symbolizes admiration.," you wink.
"Come on.," Yelena groans, pulling your giggling form along with her, and leaving her speechless, flustered sister in the dust.
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Natasha and you had been flirting from the start, but for some reason neither of you knew how to take it further, so after two years of beating around the bush it appeared up to you to make the move. Natasha meant to ask you, she did, but it only ever turned into half baked dates, where she'd bring you lunch in the shop, and you'd send her off with a new flower, but the feelings you both harbored were only ever masked behind dull, casual conversations.
You both just came from such different worlds, she worked a nine to five, that really was only a recommendation seeing as how she worked well into the night on most occasions, and her weekends off never really rang true either. Natasha was a true prisoner to capitalism, and for some reason she didn't seem to mind it.
Whereas you built your own schedule based on a whim, Monday through Friday you opened the shop anywhere between 10am and 12pm, and were closed by 6pm. Then you would deliver flowers on Saturday's from 10am to 2pm, before taking the rest of the weekends off. You lived a life free of societal pressures, and Natasha was intrigued by your carefree nature, add on your ability to love hard, and your oh so beautiful face and she was a total goner.
She just never knew if you'd be able to handle her demanding lifestyle, you were just so sweet, and she wouldn't want to tamper that. However, as she gets older she becomes more aware that she's not where she should be. Success in business is only one part of the story, she desired love too, and she now knows the only way to complete her life is to have you. To make you hers and build a life with you that tailors to the both of your wants and needs.
Which is why she's nervously awaiting your arrival by the window, her heart full of hope, and her mind racing with what she'll actually say as you finally pull up her snowy driveway. You failed to catch her gaze, you were far too nervous for what's about to happen to look up.
Instead you opened the trunk, and began to collect what you needed. The flowers you reached for were gorgeous. Everyone else received their arrangements in clear vases, but Natasha's was in a red one. Simple, maybe even expected, but nonetheless it was a step above the rest, and to the right person even romantic. There was also a sweet Valentines Day bag beside it that carried a whole lot of goodies tailored specifically to the redhead.
Natasha bit her lip as she watched you slowly make your way up her stairs, you were holding the prettiest bouquet made to date, and her body warmed at the amount of care you show. There was a confidence in your step that had her wondering what your intentions were, she smiled at the thought of you loving her back.
Then all too quickly her smile fades when she watches you slip hard on the ice of her porch. The vase full of dark and light red carnations, white gardenias and a single pink rose goes flying into the wall and shatters, and at the sound you wince, soon wondering if your numbed tailbone maybe had met the same fate.
Natasha ran outside., “Y/N/N, oh my gosh, are you okay?,” you looked up at her with a pained smile., “I’m oka—.,” your lie was cut off with a groan as Natasha too slipped in an attempt to help you up, her pointed elbow making harsh contact with your soft abdomen., “I’m sorry.”
After a minute of silence on both of your ends you finally peered down to see the redhead already smirking up at you. Then all at once the both of you broke out into a fit of laughter. Sure it was embarrassing, but seeing as you both fell prey to the harsh winter conditions it wasn’t all that bad. Natasha was the first to shimmy into a seated position, her hands reaching behind her to pick up the flowers.
“They’re beautiful.,” she comments, bringing them up to her face one by one to appreciate the aromas as well., “Tell me about them?,” you could see the hopeful glint in her eyes, there was an unusual vulnerability in her tone too. So you sighed and sat up to face her as you finally had the courage to give her your heart.
“Well.,” you softly scooped the lighter of the two carnations out of her hand., “This shade is meant to symbolize someone’s admiration for the recipient.,” you watched as her cheeks tinted a similar shade., “I admire you wholly.”
“The white gardenias symbolize purity.,” your eyes burned bright with the message as you stared deeply into Natasha’s gorgeous green., “There’s nothing I trust more than us.,” she subtly scooted closer to you, heart completely enthralled by your slow love confession.
“The darker shade.,” you took a deep breath, this one was the one that gave no room for a friendly interpretation., “It’s a symbol of a deep, undying love that the giver harbors for the recipient.,” you ducked your head, afraid to see her reaction, but a firm hand on your shoulder brought your eyes back up, and your heart settled at the sight of her soft features.
Natasha’s lips gently twitched at the roundabout confession, the instinct to smile dreamily was there, but when you went to reach out for the rose she felt the urge to tease you was a smidge stronger than melting into the warmth of your reciprocated love.
“I thought you said roses were lazy.,” she hummed while looking the flower over., “Eh, sometimes the cliches work.,” you remarked playfully, and the redhead nodded, then she smiled warmly at you before reaching to hand you your own rose back., “Do you accept?”
Natasha watched the clarity slowly wash over you, her use of the flower nowhere close to lost on you., “That was meant to be my line.,” you teased, but your vulnerability was evident., “I’d say I’m sorry I beat you to it, but I’m not.,” she smirked triumphantly., “Now answer me Y/N.”
“I do.,” she instantly beamed, then she moved to straddle your lap, and the tension was thick as your eyes tracked her every movement. Soft fingers traced over your face before pushing the hair behind your ears. Her hands were gentle as she placed the rose over your ear., “Beautiful.,” she breathed out affectedly, and then as she looked into your doe eyes she softly whispered., “Fuck it.,” then her lips met yours.
Natasha was gentle, she was a romantic at heart, so there wasn’t any rush to devour you. However, as your hands settled possessively over her hips she felt the urge to deepen it.
“My eyes! Kate! Take the wheel!,” Yelena shrieked, her hand was swift as it threw the cop car into drive., “Serves you right for spying.”
The loud boom of sirens, and screeching tires pulled your attentions from one another., “Eto malen'koye der'mo.,” you chuckled affectedly., “I’m not sure what you said, but it was hot.”
(That little shit)
Natasha smirked., “Oh yeah?,” you nodded dumbly, and she leaned in, your body shivered as her hot breaths fanned across your face., “Tebya budet tak veselo unichtozhat', detka.”
(You’re going to be so fun to destroy, baby.)
“Fuck.,” you whimpered., “Kiss me, please.”
As her plump lips reclaim their place against yours, you sigh dreamily against her as your heart hammers wildly in your chest. Because the soft affection reaffirms your thoughts; to know Natasha Romanoff, is to know true love.
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The whole gathering/food point post going around. Its getting to me bc of the rbs im seeing no one has said to add more stuff per gathering turn, just to make the chances for rarer items to drop higher as you level. That is A problem, but its not the ENTIRE problem. Imo at lvl 40 you should get 5 items minimum per gathering turn. Yes you should be able to more easily get rarer items, but if youre just getting a singular rare item in a turn, thats a waste of a turn regardless of how many points it gives.
I am also of the opinion tho that we need more gathering turns, or at least as you unlock more of your lair you get additional turns along with it. It would make the investment into more lair spaces more worth it if you could get additional gathering turns every couple of expansions.
I do also think that, in order to give more "purpose" to our dragons levels outside of coliseum, we could make dragons take on a gathering role in order to further increase the chances or profit from a gathering turn. Have their diet play into it. Dragons that solely eat meat have an additional bonus when used in hunting, but would only give the "standard" bonus when gathering in any other area. Etc etc etc
I think it should be easy for players to be able to get food points & that until the coliseum is fixed in some way, make gameplay like that less reliant on the coli. I kno sm might be like "whats the point of the game then" if we take more and more away from the coli, but some people play the game entirely differently, or theyre casual players, or they physically cant do repetitive tasks, or theyre mobile bound, WHATEVER, so i think expanding the ways to get food wld be beneficial overall bc food points shouldnt be a hard thing to get.
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im very brandy dunk and watching Christmas vacation
And i don't even like holidays
But I'm feeling weirdly nostalgic for a time i never had
A boss apologizing for his shitty capitslost profit maxxing
A singular salary afgordimg a house and even a pool with s holiday bonus
Snow on Christmas
I even miss. My ahittyu my homophobic racist ableist grandma who died of cancer this past year
Kill me
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Ace of Pentacles tarot card depiction A singular puzzling hand that rises up out of the mists shows up on this card. What has all the earmarks of being a gold coin in the hand has a pentagram cut on its surface. This pentacle addresses the earth component and is deciphered as an image of wealth and everything material and natural. A nursery seems to sprout underneath the hand, loaded up with blossoms and different kinds of vegetation, oozing a climate of essentialness, development, and flourishing.
Pro of Pentacles (Upstanding) Upstanding Ace of Pentacles tarot card meaning Expert of Pentacles The Expert of Pentacles for the most part represents new beginnings and fortune. It is a superb card to remember for a Tarot spread since it recommends that you will begin something new that will be exceptionally useful to you. At the point when this card comes, you ought to feel very perky since it gives opinions of excitement, innovativeness, and especially intriguing energy. Notwithstanding success in all circles of life, this Minor Arcana card likewise addresses steadiness and security.
This reset could appear as new work, beginning another business, or starting to take more consideration of your wellbeing in light of the fact that the suit of pentacles is especially worried about everything material (monetary, yet additionally sexy). The Expert of Pentacles ensures that the future will offer colossal bounty and opportunity any place this starting happens.
Love and Connections (Upstanding) In the event that the Pro of Pentacles shows up in an affection Tarot spread and you are single, it implies that another part in your heartfelt life is going to start. Before long, you should experience another person, conceivably through a task or business. You will have a solid sense of reassurance and stable in your relationship with this individual, and they will stabilizingly affect your life. The Ace of Pentacles is a decent card to have in the event that you are seeing someone it represents soundness and overflow. At the point when it shows up, you should feel unquestionably lucky and certain about your association. This sense of safety will empower both of you to live autonomously and effectively while realizing that you have each other's backs. It might likewise reflect excitement for the relationship's future turns of events.
Funds (Upstanding) Monetary open doors or new monetary undertakings are demonstrated by the Pro of Pentacles. You have the potential chance to take this card and sustain it into something that will uphold you long term, so consider it a seed. By working on your monetary information or saving cash for the future, attempt to take advantage of the open door. In the event that you're very lucky, this card may likewise show a monetary reward or bonus for you.
Vocation (Upstanding) A superior work or a higher situation in your ongoing firm might be yours assuming you exploit new choices that are presently open to you. Assuming you're willing to take a risk and set forth the energy, you may be compensated with a task that causes you to feel really fulfilled, an advancement, or a business opportunity. Since this card is an Ace, starting points are inferred. These improvements might proclaim the start of another excursion or time for you. You are getting great energy, in this way you ought to be thankful for it.
The Ace of Pentacles, which represents a promising fresh start, is a fabulous card to use in a Tarot spread while examining a calling. An advancement, another position, or a business opportunity can be presented instead of this. No matter what the conditions, the news is positive and should be joined by the chance of critical monetary profits. Valuable open doors for work movement ought to be accessible, and your work environment ought to encounter renewal.
Wellbeing (Upstanding) The Pro of Pentacles is a hint of something to look forward to find in a Tarot perusing on the off chance that you've been having medical problems since it can show an improvement in your wellbeing. This card can propose that this present time would be an ideal opportunity to begin new sound propensities or make way of life changes that will work on your wellbeing into the indefinite future in an overall wellbeing setting. This could appear as a pristine activity routine, a nutritious eating plan, and so on. Likewise, it recommends that you ought to have a go at a novel, new thing in your profound turn of events or exercises at the present time.
Pro of Pentacles (Switched) Switched Ace of Pentacles tarot card meaning Pro of Pentacles The Pro of Pentacles switched by and large signifies wasted possibilities or an absence of possibilities. It is a terrible card to attract a Tarot spread since it can demonstrate open doors, prospects, or deals that fall flat. At the point when it emerges, ensure you are pursuing achieving your objectives by making the fundamental arrangements. It can likewise demonstrate delays, lack of foresight, and deficient control. Turned around renditions of this Minor Arcana card can likewise address need, frailty, precariousness, and instability. Ahead, it implies that you're stressing over running out of assets or not having what you want to influence your way of behaving, driving you to be miserly and ravenous.
Love and Connections (Turned around) On the off chance that the Expert of Pentacles is switched in an adoration Tarot spread and you are single, it might act as a mindfulness to not pass up expected future heartfelt possibilities. Moreover, it tends to be an indication that you're feeling uncovered and uncomfortable in light of the fact that you've lost the security of a past relationship. As new connections call for investment and regard for create on the off chance that you are as of now dating somebody, be certain you are finding opportunity to get to know them.
Funds (Turned around) In the event that you haven't as of late centered around or analyzed your funds, presently may be the occasion. It's conceivable that you pursued a few poor monetary choices because of lack of common sense. You might be encountering a period of shortage; to scrape by, you'll have to foster the expertise of money-grubbing. To say the least, this can be an indication of a monetary crisis, one for which you probably won't be ready. The Pro of Pentacles switched addresses cash leaving in a monetary circumstance.
Vocation (Turned around) At the point when the Expert of Pentacles is switched, there could be a feeling of shakiness or lost possibilities. You probably won't think your work is working out in a good way, and you could be frightened by losing your employment because of shoddy execution. An inability to embrace success might be to be faulted for a portion of this, albeit a few concerns may be substantial. You'll have to equitably look at yourself. Beside feeling like you haven't utilized your time well, you can likewise accept that you have picked your vocation inadequately. You haven't made an interest in a task that has given you both monetary and profound advantages. It's not past the point where it is possible to change that; consider your choices further.
Wellbeing (Switched) Tragically, the Pro of Pentacles switched can show postponements or mishaps in your recovery assuming that you have been managing medical problems. This card can essentially imply that you haven't given your wellbeing much thought or exertion in an overall wellbeing setting. This card encourages you to refocus and invest the energy into safeguarding your wellbeing on the off chance that you haven't made a procedure for solid living or have started another exercise routine yet haven't kept it up.
Ace of Pentacles: One Card Pull At the point when you really want compact, to-the-point arrangements, just a single card is pulled. It is utilized for circumstances where you really want unmistakable, Yes-or-No answers. Hence, getting a one-card pull is normally useful on the off chance that you are going through a troublesome situation or are caught having a tough time. After the card has been rearranged, you can pick one from the deck. You will get the fitting reaction to your inquiry. The results of one Ace of Pentacles card pull are as per the following:
Upstanding Position: The Ace of Pentacles card is unambiguously a "yes." It's a very elevating tarot card that normally predicts success, development, and overflow. Assuming you draw this card, it implies that things are working out in a good way for yourself and that achievement and superb endowments are not far off.
Switched Position: by and large, you can decipher the Ace of Pentacles tarot card attracted a switched position as a "no" reaction to your request. It's a clue that you ought to require your arrangements to be postponed for the present and cautiously think about your thought processes.
Ace of Coins Card for Timing The Pro of Pentacles predicts that a powerful craving to succeed will be converted into committed activity. Inside one to eleven days or during the waxing period of the moon, this event is conceivable. It would show that anything you need or keep thinking about whether your inquiry concerns the planning of an event. All things considered, it will require investment in light of the fact that an Earth component means development, albeit gradual development. It would be challenging to say how soon that is on the grounds that it could be pre-winter or a Zodiac sign season for Taurus, Virgo, or Capricorn.
It would likewise be included in months, or around the first, tenth, nineteenth, or 28th of a month. Remembering that anything you are asking about is showing up leisurely yet without a doubt, you ought to decipher this in a way that permits you to decide the time. Remembering that anything that you are getting some information about is coming, regardless of whether it arrives in a breeze or doesn't keep going for extremely lengthy, is the means by which you ought to grasp this. The best methodology for deciding the time with the Blades Suit is to constantly think somewhere around one later. For instance, assuming it is as of now winter, your most ideal choice would be one month from now or around the Aquarius season. The manner in which you need to decipher this is remembering that anything you are getting some information about is coming, however it could arrive in a breeze or not represent long.
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i think what bothers me most about the anti-testing sentiment in norwegian breed communities is that testing doesn’t mean exclusion, even when results aren’t perfect
if we had widespread HD screening we could breed by index, which is made to rely on overall probability and average breed quality rather than individual scores on individual dogs
genetic CEA testing will literally let you breed an affected dog with minimal health risk to the offspring (they’ll be confirmed carriers, and that can be worked with). the same with MDR1.
every time this topic gets brought up, people start howling about the effects of exclusion on the gene pool and more ‘important factors’ like the strength of the rear or length of the back and how pressure from buyers to breed only perfect dogs will force breeders to drop stock that’s otherwise valuable and I’m?
you’re the breeders. when prospective puppy buyers need information, they come to you. and «one parent has poorer hips but comes from a line of good scores and paired with a good partner, the puppies have a higher than average chance of having healthy hips» sounds like a far more trustworthy answer than «we don’t need to know because even if it does have bad joints it’ll probably be okay for at least a few years.»
you’d think we test our dogs to death by the way many breeders in this country cry about it, but the fact is that many shelties - especially females - have one (1) eye screening at 8 weeks and call it a day. in Japanese spitzes, it’s a single squeeze around the knees and that’s it, the dog is healthy and good to go.
i’m tired.
#the oldest rant#but i mean it: i would rather take a HD A x HD C pairing with good documentation and a high index#than a HD A x HD B pairing with nothing to go on#we know HD is too complicated to go by singular scores#we know CEA and MDR1 are fairly easy to keep in check -if we know theyre there-#BONUS: a sheltie now costs about a months salary#thats standard price#regardless of titles or shows or testing#breeders literally entering their dogs in 2 shows each and checking eyes one time and breeds 4 litters#i hear u sayin u dont breed for profit but ppl out there doing three times the work for the same pay my man
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childe is rich.
so is dilic.
both of them harbour feelings for the reader. both of them like to lavish gifts (although in diluc's case, it's more subtle). both of them aware of each other's existence.
hijinks ensue as both of them increasingly start passive-aggressively vying for the reader's affections through more and more lavish gifts, each trying to outdo the other by flaunting theit wealth like two idiotic reheaded peacocks.
bonus: kaeya slyly informing each of them of what the other bought for the reader, as rosaria, kaeya and lisa start betting on how absurd the attempts will get as they drink at angel's share.
please the way this scenario would be so chaotic??
you’d be at diluc’s tavern, asking for a singular grape and he gives you the entire basket to take home. you somehow pass by childe and he insists on buying you a grape plant. diluc overhears and hired you as the manager of his vineyard, essentially giving it to you for your perusal. childe hears about it and buys the second best winery and gives you the papers, insisting that you be his co-partner as he intends to lead dawn winery and diluc into bankruptcy.
meanwhile, kaeya and rosaria are winning in life… now having three taverns to choose from in their day to day escapades. lisa doesn’t drink wine much but she is gaining quite the profit to buy her tea supplies with as she hooks more and more people into the betting scheme. childe is currently winning in the absurdity contest after kaeya managed to pry some information from an employee. turns out he’s planning to buy a thousand hectare land in fontaine where he plans to begin the global expansion. rumors also say that he built you a mansion there and truthfully? diona’s just about had it with your suitors and is planning to burn all their land down.
i would write this 100% but i suck at being funny ;-;
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The Costs of Buying a New Home - A User's Guide
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Regardless, purchasing another home requires the administrations of various experts and different mediators. It is additionally dependent upon huge duties. These costs fall into 4 gatherings: merchant's costs, contract bank's charges, purchaser's expenses, and assessment charges.
Seller's Costs
The greater part of us need to offer one property so as to purchase another. You'll pay a domain specialist's bonus for selling your home. You'll additionally pay a conveyancer to deal with the legitimate parts of this deal.
Bequest Agent's Commission: This pays for advertising your property, overseeing viewings, and haggling for your sake with any intrigued buyers. It is charged as a % of the deal cost concurred, payable on trade of agreements. You'll pay lower commission for a "sole organization" understanding designating a solitary firm. A few specialists offer income sharing arrangements permitting you to profit by double office game plans for single organization charges. Specialists can in any case authoritatively expect expenses as high as 2-2.5% for single organization. Actually you should look to haggle to around 1.5% or lower. Neighborhood free firms are frequently more adaptable on cost than popular stores. Tragically, VAT at 20% will be added to this commission. In principle you can lessen this expense by selling secretly, through classifieds or devoted sites. By and by just around 1 of every 100 deals effectively sidestep operators. To do as such, you should be set up to do the domain operator's activity yourself, setting conceivably tremendous expectations for your time.
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Cash buyers can dodge every one of these expenses. All of us are less blessed.
Home loan Arrangement Fee: Once an unobtrusive managerial energize for setting a home loan, these have logically expanded close by rate-drove advertising. Charges fluctuate massively by bank and arrangement, from £200 to well over £1,000. Higher charges might be acceptable incentive in the more drawn out term for lower regularly scheduled installments or fixed rates, however you'll have to discover the expenses forthright to profit. It's difficult to maintain a strategic distance from charges totally. In the event that no expenses are charged, do check you're not just paying uncompetitive loan costs.
Valuation Survey: You'll pay between £100-300 for a review to fulfill the loan specialist that your new home merits the sum you've requested to obtain. This report will offer you knowledge into any imperfections the property may have.
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Purchaser's Costs:
Purchaser's Survey: This will evaluate the auxiliary state of your latent capacity home more completely than a Valuation Survey. You may pick a Home Buyer's Report for standard or present day properties or the more comprehensive Building Survey for surprising or period properties (or those where you plan significant remodel). Costs are joined by the cost of the property on the premise that bigger properties request a greater amount of the assessor's time. Hope to pay £300 - £900 for a Home Buyer's Report, and £500 - £1,500 for a Building Survey. This expense is avoidable since you are not obliged to commission your own overview. Be that as it may, it will ensure you against expensive errors and empower you to lessen the deal cost to reflect major or minor work required. With regards to purchasing another home, numbness isn't joy.
Conveyancing Legal Fees: These expenses mirror the time spent by your specialists in guaranteeing the lawful legitimacy of the deal and moving responsibility for property to you. Charges are regularly united by property cost - regardless of whether this reflects proportionate increments in outstanding task at hand is debateable. You'll get best an incentive for cash by watching that expenses cited are comprehensive, fixed-charge and preferably work on a 'no-bargain no-charge' premise. Any suppliers publicizing unrealistically low fundamental expenses of the "£99 + VAT" assortment will constantly wind up charging you more for 'extra' work which as a general rule is normal and unsurprising. Guarantee your statement incorporates dispensing costs ordered independently from lawful charges. Most conveyancing isn't legitimately mind boggling. Be that as it may, attempting to set aside cash by doing it without anyone else's help is rash as there's a ton of new detail and apparently insignificant errors can undoubtedly put your buy in danger. Hope to pay anything from £400 to £800, selective of VAT.
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PSEUDO-SINGULARITY: THE UNDERGROUND WORLD OF AGARTHA.
or, charri’s attempt to rewrite the singularity! / @savepnt requested to be @’ed
Something I liked about this Singularity is the interplay between order and chaos, a perfect example of what happens when the good intentions of humans-- to protect their own, to live a happy life, to eradicate injustice-- are taken to their extremes, and become fetters which imprison humans in their own ideals. In contrast to the “Human Evils” of Shinjuku, Agartha displays the “Good Intentions” of humanity, and challenges the protagonist to consider their own ideals at the same time. The “Utopia” is an extremely important aspect, given the wish fulfilled by the Demon Pillar in this Singularity is “safety”.
Where good, evil, and neutrality all lead to destruction and stagnation, what is the correct choice?
So, with that all in mind, I thought I’d outline what my own Ritsuka was experiencing this Singularity, as far as canon goes. Though I’m mainly just taking the parts I like, and deleting the rest. A lot of it, I’m writing down my own perspective for. (...So I thought, and then I got to chapter 10...)
Other Master muses are free to take what they want from this, or even adopt it as their version of Agartha. I just had fun doing it ‘w’
AGARTHA: CONTINENT UNDER THE EARTH.
Mission: Find the missing Servants, destroy the Demon God Pillar, and retrieve the Holy Grail.
Factions: Ys, City of Hedonism: A watertop city of pirates who plunder, drink, and kill as they like without thought to anyone else, under the leadership of the Pirate Princess who uses and casts out, taking joy only in the pursuit. El Dorado, the Golden City: A territory along a riverbed, housing Amazons who perfect their bodies in combat, and reject the presence of men, led by a merciless General who will chase out threats with the vigor of a wild beast. Bu Ye Cheng, the Nightless City: A golden city in the underground, gleaming with bright lights even at night; though perfectly orderly at first glance, corruption runs deeply through its roots. Its leader stays out of its people’s view, but their lackeys patrol the streets, crushing any sign of resistance. Shangri-La, the Utopian Valley: A land of eternal springtime, serving as the headquarters of the Resistance. Led by a Servant who’s lost his memory, Rider, they slowly build their forces and take in fallen refugees, biding their time before the ultimate battle...
What I’d do here is, of course, take out the gendered violence and have each city focused less on “abuse men because that’s our author’s kink >:(” and more on pressuring surrounding territories to accept their ideals / raiding them for treasure and profit / protecting their own people from harm. They each believe that their way of life will make their people happy. That is the ultimate goal of a leader, and thus the ultimate ideal behind each faction, even the Resistance (who bear a similarity to El Dorado).
Columbus gets turned into mana prisms and a different sailing Servant takes his place; I personally nominate Topa Inca Yupanqui, legendary Incan ruler who scouted the Pacific on a ten-month voyage. It’s important that the Servant be a sailor, but I personally don’t care for Chris Combustion to be a Servant at all. Sure, it should be someone vaguely connected to the concepts of Agartha, but I think "emperor of a disappeared (read: obliterated and colonized) empire” fits the general setting, especially given the inclusion of El Dorado.
Support: Astolfo (Caster, wielding the Book of Logistilla), Arturia Pendragon (Assassin, wielding Carnwennan)
I chose Support Servants out of their usual class, because this story is supposed to be fantastical and unusual, so even Servants summoned from Chaldea have a strange role to play. I also chose Servants with “Lawful Good” and “Chaotic Good” alignments to go with the theme of this Singularity.
I’d also change the Servant bonus to be those with “Lawful” or “Chaotic” attributes.
Opposing Servants: Assassin of the Nightless City, Wu Zetian; Caster of the Nightless City, Scheherazade; Berserker of El Dorado, Penthesilea; Pirate Princess, Dahut; Giant Berserker Herakles Megalos; and Chosen of the Mahatmas, Ascendant Blavatsky. “There were those who only loved to plunder, those who sought safety in law, and those who sought safety in isolation and eradication. Then, of course, there was the woman who thought she was the next Messiah...”
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Agartha, a Pseudo-Singularity existing under the earth, where nothing should live, yet magical energy disrupts the normal flow of time and space, as usual.
“Also, it appears some Servants have disappeared from Chaldea, and the Singularity is likely to blame, so keep an eye out for them, would you? ☆”
As if they had a choice!
Thrust suddenly into this mysterious, alien world, under attack by three factions, the Chaldea party escapes south to an idyllic garden, and meet the Rider in charge of those holding their ground in this dangerous place.
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All that said, the twist would have to be completely rewritten, huh...
This much is obvious already, but spoilers ahoy!
Where in this Singularity, Columbus seeks to create a nation of women to serve his every need, I think it’s much more interesting for the ultimate goal to be the creation of a “civilization of eternal happiness”. That is, a place where all people are gathered, and sacrificed to the Root for the sake of the ideal utopia.
That said, a person whose ideals don’t reflect either modern civilization or ancient cultures, but instead a person who, from the start, believes in a careful balance of both; and yet who has a strong, stirring belief in a utopic vision. The Servant who disappeared from Chaldea-- Madame Blavatsky, who hears and obeys the voices of Mahatma, clearer than ever with her closeness to the core of this world (the “untruth” bestowed by Scheherazade). She manipulates Rider using the “grail-like boxes” discovered in the Dragon Temple, while biding her time, waiting for the perfect opportunity to reveal herself. Meanwhile, the party recovers a weapon from Shangri-La, said to have been owned by King Solomon: the Singing Sword, a sword which would always grant victory if wielded for a good cause.
As expected, the battle against Helena, Rider, and Heracles is almost impossible, but somehow the Chaldea party manages to not only survive, but defeat the trio. Then there’s only Caster, Scheherazade, and her City in the Sky; I think this part is rather realistic, given the twisting of her personality with the “teaching” of the Demon Pillar, Phenex-- the one said to converse in rhymes, and who hopes to return to Heaven, but is deceived in this wish.
One who cannot die, and one who wishes not to die. Those who reject order and chaos, searching for perfect equilibrium-- stasis-- unchanging.
Scheherazade’s fear isn’t towards men, specifically, in this rewrite. It’s more towards brutality-- so she materializes those she sees as brutal: the torturers, the warriors, the scholar-kings, and the plunderers. Phenex, likewise, seeks to eliminate “ignorance” and “knowledge” to achieve equilibrium and stagnation, ultimately creating an unchanging utopia.
(”Ignorance”, the unknown and unthought (chaos); and “Knowledge”, the root of progress (order). Mystery is a ‘thought, but not confirmed’ spectrum between the two, and the realm of magic and magecraft.)
Bearing the Singing Sword, the party is able to counteract Phenex’s ability, and destroy him for good. Scheherazade, after talking with Ritsuka, makes the decision to choose her own ending: one where she, neither king nor servant, neither dead nor alive, can finally smile and laugh.
As Laputa disappears-- it’s time for this “story” to end.
#fgo spoilers obv#hc.#meta.#this took uh#three hours#i had fun#anyway this is my ritsuka's experience of this singularity#mostly just trying to make it less gross#i didn't rewrite like dialogue or anything but boy did it feel like i did
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Bad Beets Ch. 1 (11/04-11/10)
Do you find enjoyment in other people’s gambling misery? Do you live by the phrase “Life is too short to bet the under?” Would you rather place a sports bet that seemingly has no chance of winning right after tip-off, or would you rather lose a heartbreaker on a meaningless Furman breakaway dunk that covers the +13 in the closing seconds?
Welcome to Chapter 1 of the Bad Beets Blog. I am your degenerate gambling host, Jonah, and I am happy you have decided to take this rollercoaster journey with me. I hope you find enjoyment in my gambling misery, as you will soon realize that I am the unluckiest gambler in the world (*Please note I had action on all of these games, and yes, my bank account was harmed in the making of this blog).
11/4/19
League: Turkish Super Lig
Bet: Ankaragucu PK (+105)
Units: 0.8 to win 0.85
I can tell you from firsthand experience that betting on an 11am Turkish soccer game generally doesn’t end well. Ankaragucu went down 0-1 early, but my guy I. Parlak found the back of the net to equalize in the 68th minute. That was the score up until stoppage time. My bet was looking fine, but I wasn’t expecting a win by any means. I was hoping to escape with a push (because as they say in the world of gambling degenerates, “A push is a win”). It was my bet against the clock, and then this happened…
P. Djilobodji (is it legal to have that many j’s in a name?) scores a 90+3 minute heartbreaker. That is a beet that committed arson. Bad Beet #1 of the week came at the hands of Gaziantep.
11/4/19
League: NBA
Bet: 76’ers vs Suns Over 224 (-110) as part of a 3x2 round robin
Units: 3.7 to win 8.6
This was a classic bad beat. The Suns and 76’ers both have high powered offenses, and they were well on pace to hit the over after scoring a combined 116 points in the first half. My round robin was looking great - the other legs of Wizards ML and Blazers vs. Warriors 1H over 106.5 had both hit and I was in good shape for a great Monday payday. However, the Suns and 76’ers had other plans for me.
This Beet committed a double-homicide (my hopes and dreams). I still made a profit on this bet. Just take the 8.6U winnings that I had basically in the bag, drop the 8, and that’s how much I took home. Bad Beet #2 (I am going to feel like The Count from Sesame Street once this blog is over).
11/5/19
League: NBA
Bet: Bulls ML (+260)
Units: 0.7 to win 1.7
I have lived in Chicago my entire life, so naturally, I blindly bet on my teams regardless of their actual skill. Gambling with your heart never ends well, especially on this specific Tuesday when Lebron and Lakers came to town. The Bulls were up a cool 17 points at halftime and really had me believing that they could pull off this miracle. Hopes were high after the Bulls took a 13-point lead into the 4th quarter. And then the Bulls did exactly what the Bulls do - blow 4th quarter leads.
The Lakers went on a 16-0 run to start the 4th quarter and it was all but over from then on (The Bulls, however, did hit a miracle 3 with 15 seconds left to cover the +7). You know what they say, “Good teams win, but great teams cover.” Those 1.7 units would’ve been a nice addition to the bank account, but Bad Beet #3 got in the way.
This is a bad beet. Thanks to our friends over at https://userbeets.com/signs-that-your-beets-have-gone-bad/ for providing us with some wonderful tips on when it might be time to “toss that beet as far as you can.”
11/6/19
League: UEFA Champions League
Bet: Man City vs Atalanta 1H over 1.5 (-123) (Bonus: live bet at halftime over 2.5 (-176))
Units: 2 to win 1.65 (and the live bet was 4.4 to win 2.5)
This was the kind of game that screamed ‘Goal Fest’ from the beginning. Raheem Sterling slotted the ball into the back of the net in the 7th minute of the game, and I thought the 1H over 1.5 was going to be the easiest bet of all time. Throughout the next 30 minutes, both teams had some chances to score that they couldn’t capitalize on. Then controversy struck! Man City got pulled down inside the box (or so I thought) and were awarded a penalty kick, which is ever over bettor’s wet dream. However, V.A.R decided to be a cock-block and determined that the Man City player was fouled just outside of the box. Great, just my luck. The following free kick looked like it was headed for the upper left corner of the goal, but an Atalanta defenseman stuck his arm out and handled the ball. Back to V.A.R and just like that, Man City was awarded a penalty kick (ball don’t lie). Gabriel Jesus stepped up to the spot with swagger, and I knew my bet was going to cash.
He struck the ball with the strength of an 83 year-old grandmother and put the ball wide of the left post. Fuck. That 1.65 unit win turned into a 2 unit loss real quick.
Naturally, as a gambling degenerate, I had to chase my losses (word to the wise - Do Not Chase Losses). I loved the pace of play and the scoring opportunities from the first half, so I live bet the game over 2.5 (and naturally threw 4.4 units on it to cover my losses from the first half). Four minutes into the second half, Mario Pasilic netted the equalizer for Atlanta, and once again I was sitting pretty. There was no doubt in my mind that at least 1, if not 3 more goals would be scored in the remaining 41 minutes plus stoppage time.
Many moments later the final whistle blew and that was that. The teams combined for 18 shots, and only 2 found the back of the net. What a horrible and cruel world we live in. Bad Beet #4 slaughtered 15 innocent ducks (and my checking account).
11/6/19
League: UEFA Champions League
Bet: Dinamo Zagreb ML (+117)
Units: 0.75 to win 0.9
As I was getting annihilated by Atalanta and Man City, Dinamo Zagreb simultaneously decided that they didn’t want my future children to be able to afford college. This game gives me PTSD, so I will just post the results of the game and you can laugh at my misery.
How you let up not 1, but 2 (!!) stoppage-time goals to blow a 3-1 lead along with my +117 ML bet is beyond me, but Bad Beet #5 of the week kidnapped my sanity and will give me nightmares for months.
11/7/19
League: UEFA Europa League
Bet: Under 2.5 (+117), Under 2.5 (-122), and Under 2.5 (-143)
Units: 0.75 to win 0.85, 1.05 to win 0.85, and 2.15 to win 1.5
Classic cases of “Life is too short to bet the under.” Stoppage time is where unders go to die. I present to you Bad Beets #6, #7, and #8.
Thursday afternoon signals the middle of a gambling week, so naturally, this is the halfway point in the blog. I would recommend you get up to stretch, grab a snack, and take your dog for a walk, because we are just getting started. 8 Bad Beets before Thursday night is cynical.
11/7/19
League: NFL
Bet: Keenan Allen over 68.5 Receiving Yards
Units: 2 to win 1.5
If you don’t bet player props often, I would recommend you start. It’s like fantasy football on crack. They are an absolute thrill. Speaking of thrills, that Chargers vs. Raiders Thursday night football game was full of them for every party involved; the outright winner, spread, and full game total were all still in the balance heading into the last drive of the game. Phil Rivers and his Bolts got the ball back with 1 minute left, down by 2, after Josh Jacobs rumbled into the endzone from 18-yards out to give the Raiders a 2-point lead. Phil Rivers has seemingly lead his team down the field for more game-winning drives than he has children. At this point in the game, Keenan Allen had 8 catches for 68 yards. Keenan is one of the most dynamic receivers in the league along with being one of Phil’s favorite targets. I needed ONE SINGULAR YARD from Keenan on the last drive of the game.
FUCKKKKKKKKKK! Three targets on the final drive, 0 catches and 0 yards. I hate everything. Bad Beet #9.
11/7/19
League: NCAAF
Bet: UCF vs. Tulsa Over 68 (-120)
Units: 1.5 to win 1.25
There’s a lot to unpack in this one. The two teams combined for 45 first-half points. Needing just 3 TD’s and 1 FG in the 2nd half seemed like a cakewalk to me. The offenses in the 2nd half just weren’t as crisp as they were during the first 30 minutes of the game. I knew this game was destined to be a nail-biter heading into the 4th quarter. With 5 minutes left, I needed a field goal for a push and a touchdown for the win. Here are the last few drives of the game…
Trailing Tulsa by 3, UCF turned the ball over on downs and gave the ball back to Tulsa with just a few minutes to play. UCF stuffed the Golden Hurricanes on 4th down to get the ball back and keep the Over 68 hopes alive...or so I thought. ILLEGAL SUBSTITUTION PENALTY GIVES TULSA AN AUTOMATIC FIRST DOWN AND INTO VICTORY FORMATION THEY WENT! FUCK ME IN THE BEARD! Bad Beet #10. I am running out of ways to describe these horrible losses and it’s only Thursday.
11/10/19
League: Swedish Allsvenskan and English Premier League
Bet: Under 2.25 (-108) and Under 2.5 (+102)
Units: 1.2 to win 1.1 and 0.75 to win 0.75
“Life is too short to bet the under” Part 2! Bad Beets #11 and #12.
11/9/19
League: NCAAF
Bet: TCU vs. Baylor Over 48 (-110) as part of a 3x2 round robin
Units: 5 to win 11.5
This is a bit of a different entry, as for the first time in seemingly my entire life, I was on the right side of a Hero Win. The Over 48 in the TCU vs. Baylor game was basically dead from the opening kick. The game was 9-6 Horned Frogs with just a few minutes left in the game. Overtime in college football is every over bettor’s best friend (and every under bettor’s worst nightmare). The Bears kicker drilled a 51-yard field goal with 30 seconds left to send the game to overtime.
This is probably the best comeback hero win I have ever had. If I had been on the other side of this bet, I would have jumped off of a bridge. Luckily, Hero Win #1 saved me.
11/10/19
League: NFL
Bet: Panthers vs. Packers 1H Over 24 (-110)
Units: 1.4 to win 1.25
I would make a far bigger deal about this upcoming bad beet if it was a loss instead of the push that it was, but man this was an all-time push. Check out the final drive of the half for the Packers, leading 14-10.
This drive had it all. A touchdown that was reversed by replay. Matt LaFleur whipping out his big boy balls, only for Jamaal Williams to get stuffed on 4th and Goal. And of course, a legendary push for 1H Under 24 bettors.
11/10/19
League: NFL
Bet: Devonta Freeman over 40.5 Rush Yards (+105) and Lamar Jackson over 65.5 Rush Yards (-130)
Units: 1.2 to win 1.25 and 2 to win 1.55
Remember what I said about player props two paragraphs ago? I would like to now state that I hate player props. Devonta Freeman had 30 rush yards in the 1st half and then got injured, and Lamar broke a sweet, video game-like TD run in the 3rd quarter against the Bengals, and didn’t run the ball a single time after that (along with getting pulled in the 4th quarter because the Ravens were up by a billion). Take a look…
Bad Beets #13 and #14 come at the hands of two weak things: Devonta Freeman’s bones and the Bengals’ secondary.
11/10/19
League: NBA and NCAAB
Bet: Hawks +8.5 (-110) and Fighting Illini 1H ML (184)
Units: 1 to win 0.9 and 0.5 to win 0.9
Every degenerate knows that Sunday night basketball games are known as “bailout specials.” After 12 Bad Beets throughout the week, I was in desperate need of a few bailout wins. However, as the self-proclaimed “unluckiest gambler in the world,” I should’ve guessed that more Bad Beets were on the way. My fingers are getting tired from typing due abundance of horrible beats I had this week, so I’ll just leave the screenshots here to show you my Sunday night demise…
The Hawks not covering was a sick joke, and of course I would lose Illinois 1H moneyline on a buzzer-beater three-pointer. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Bad Beets #15 and #16.
For those of you who stuck with me throughout this post, thank you. I hope you found the enjoyment that your gambling careers can’t be anywhere near as bad as mine. Here are some final tallies from the week:
Bad Beet Count: 16 (with 1 Horrible Push and 1 Hero Win)
Unit Swing: 28.85 to win 30.8 (Basically a 50+ Unit swing due to Bad Beets)
Hopefully, next week’s blog is far shorter than this as I would love to not go through the gut-wrenching destruction of a backdoor cover. Unfortunately, there will likely be many more where these came from. Thanks again for taking the time to read through this! Please leave comments, suggestions, and tell me some of your Bad Beets so that I don’t feel alone on Bad Beet Island. See you next week!
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