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mastermindmiko · 1 month ago
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Pairing: James Potter + reader Word count: 500 words (A short one but a cute one) Warnings: none, but lmk Summary: James is bothering you in class Hey! if you think this didn't suck, feel free to check out my masterlist
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“PSSSTTT” 
I ignore the sound of the incessant nagging and focus forward, no matter how boring professor Binns is, I still want to get a good grade in this class. 
“Psssttt, darling.” He whines once more, I keep looking forward as though I was undisturbed. I really did want to smack him at all the noise though. He repeats, “Darlinggggg”
“Shush”, I say, sternly. He takes my sharp tone as an invitation to shuffle his seat closer to mine. Professor Binns starts talking about the goblin wards once more, the urge to pay attention is slipping away. 
“Sweetheart.” he says in a sing-songy way. He whines, “Please, pay attention to me, I’m feeling the withdrawal symptoms of being too far away from you. My head feels heavy, I’m nauseous- The distance between us, it’s far too much-” 
I reach out my hand to poke his thigh with my index finger, not even having to straighten my elbow. I deadpan, “Distance?” 
He pulls my finger away from his thigh and cups my hand with both his. He gives me a doe eyed expression, lips threatening into a pout. The boy sure does have a flair for the dramatics. He swoons, “Any space between us is a distance that I can’t withstand!” 
He raises his hand to his head and presses it dramatically against his forehead like a vexed lady in the Victorian era. He leans closer to me, eyes closed, revealing in the dramatic moment that he's created before popping one eye open to check my reaction. 
“I’d rather not have you so close to me if you’re feeling nauseous.” I say, pushing his head away. He pouts, “Nauseous?” 
“Ohhh, nauseous,” he realises, “I’m not feeling nauseous anymore, in fact, I feel good, but only one thing will make me feel great.” 
Cue the doe eyes once more, it’s getting harder and harder to resist him when I momentarily pick up on what Professor Binns is saying - saying the same anecdote for the third time this week. 
“Look, as soon as class is over, I’ll spend time with you. Until my next class, that is.” I relent, and he perks up, like a kid on Christmas day. He grins, and thinks, “So the faster class ends, the more time I’ll get to spend with you?” 
“Yes.” I reply, unfocused, jotting down some notes that aren’t about the time when the professor accidentally ate a worm. The thoughts sink in when I set my pen back on the desk. I panic, “Wait, James-” 
The classroom fills up with a smoke bomb, one that urges Professor Binns to dismiss us. My next class gets cancelled on accord of a pack of pixies being loose inside that class. Even Professor McGonagall had to cancel transfiguration class when someone transfigured all the chairs and tables in the class to wild animals. 
It’s a complete mystery as to what led to this series of events, but how can I ever complain when I got to spend the day with James. Just as he hoped.
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storkteller · 10 months ago
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moonstruckmoony · 6 months ago
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MCtober 2024 - History of Magic Class
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(I added numbers on the speech bubbles bcs I fucked up the composition... and I may have read only manga lately hence the right to left.. sorry bout that)
Winter loves History of Magic, though, admittedly, she dozed off in the first few classes. Furious with herself for “wasting time” instead of properly studying the subject, she decided to always sit beside Amit—the passionate student—and focus entirely on her own reading, ignoring Professor Binns' droning. And when she’s stuck with certain topics or in need of more enlightenment for things not mentioned in the textbook, she came with a barrage of questions for Professor Binns.
Ominis always grumbles because her endless questions interrupt his well-deserved nap time. The rest of the class roll their eyes at this "QnA sessions". Others are able to blissfully ignore, but a few secretly enjoyed Winter’s mini-interrogation. Anything to make Binns’ lectures a little less of a sleep spell, I guess.
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*Disclaimer: Information are taken from multiple Harry Potter Wiki Pages specifically about Ulick Gamp (first British Minister for Magic), International Statute of Wizarding Secrecy, and the Leaky Cauldron. I wrote them into a script, run them through Quillbot/Grammarly (bcs I suck at proper English and it’s not my native language), and tweaked a few sentences in chatGPT so they'll sound more like English vocabs & phrases used in 1890.
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batcatenergy247 · 3 months ago
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The Gryffindor’s
Tbh i didn’t know about Binns either so i just put him in Gryffindor.
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lulublack90 · 5 months ago
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Prompt 9 - History of Magic Classroom
@wolfstarmicrofic November 9, word count 734
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Sirius tilted his head as far back as he could and flipped over when he caught sight of the person who had spoken. It was his old school tutor, Professor Binns. The most boring man above and below ground. He was so dull, in fact, that when he’d died, instead of torturing him like he had tortured his students for his entire teaching career, they set him to torturing the new souls for a few thousand years, and he tutored Sirius and Regulus on the side. Sirius’s mother’s idea of a joke, probably. He didn’t think he’d ever stayed awake for the entirety of one of his lectures. 
“Well, Mr Black, are you quite ready to begin?” Binns wheezed at him. Even his voice was dull and lifeless. It always bugged Sirius that the soul never addressed him correctly, but he supposed that was the point. He scowled at the balding man. 
“How do I get out of here?” He asked him, hoping he would have an answer. 
“Once your lesson is over. Now take your seat,” Binns turned away from him and shuffled to the front of the class. Sirius settled into one of the desks at the back and readied himself for his soul to be sucked from his body, Remus sitting on his haunches beside him and Binns began. 
Like its professor, the History of Magic Classroom was bland and gave nothing for the students to focus on. Sirius could already feel his eyes drifting shut as Binns droned on. Remus wasn’t helping. His steady, even breath's and warm, soft side were lulling Sirius further. 
His eyes must only have been shut for a minute, maybe two, but when they snapped open again, Binns was only just starting his lecture. 
“Where magic and history are concerned depends on what we are studying. Lilith, while powerful…” Sirius’s eyes closed again. 
They snapped open a few minutes later, and Binns was still on his opening speech. “… history are concerned depends on what we are studying. Lilith, while powerful…” Sirius furrowed his brow. Hadn’t Binns already said that? “She was not the first with magic. Lucifer fell from the heavens bringing magic to our realm…” Remus was so soft and warm. 
“Damn it!” Sirius exclaimed loudly as he jumped awake again. 
“Mr Black, control yourself. As I was saying. Lilith, while powerful…” Sirius’s eyes widened. Binns had definitely said that before. That was when Sirius realised what was happening. Every time he fell asleep, the class reset on an endless loop. This must be how they tortured the souls. They were unable to stay awake, and every time they drifted off, the torture reset, ready for them when they awoke. He had to stay awake. 
Sirius could already feel his eyes drooping again. He had to find a way to stay awake. He shuffled away from Remus; it was far too tempting to cuddle into him and fall fast asleep. 
He recited his favourite poems in his head. Then, when he ran out of those, his favourite jokes. Then, when he couldn’t think of any more jokes, he counted the numerous fingernail scratches gouged into the desktop. “…magic can be used for any number of instances, for example…” He blocked out Binns’s dull voice and listed all the things he’d do with Remus once this was all over, and he was human again. They’d go see his parents and Ethel in the corner shop. They’d leave Remus’s village, and Sirius would show the man all his favourite places in the world above, and they’d discover new ones together. He smiled as he thought of running his hands through those sandy curls and kissing those soft pink lips. “…and that is it for today. Homework is 3000 words on how washing machine magic has narrowed itself to only stealing socks. To be handed in tomorrow,” 
Sirius’s head snapped up. He’d done it! His eyes searched the room and watched as a door beside the blackboard materialised.
“Remus,” He said quietly, nudging the giant beast. He then realised that Remus had been awake and paying attention the entire time. Sirius had no idea how Remus had overcome Binns’s torture; he’d have to ask him once he was able to talk again. “The door’s over there,” he pointed to the front of the room. Together, they hurried over to it and walked through to their next trial.  
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princeps-lucis · 6 months ago
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✨️ For our HL Professors ✨️
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For the World Teachers Day
Art by Yours Truly princeps-lucis)
All Professors, including our friend's OC Professor Cornelia (by Val).
👉 Hogwarts Legacy RP discord 👈
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things my friends have said as marauders quotes - teacher's edition
Here we go guys!! The first teachers edition!!!
these are all things that teachers at my school have actually said!!
“I'm more worried about Minnie than the police, she's scarier!” - Flitwick
“Please don't report me for this” - Professor Remus J Lupin
*points at Barty* “Negative aura!” - Professor Binns
“I am the Dumbledore” - Dumbledore
“Guys, what does skibidi mean?” - Flitwick
“That sounds like a you problem.” - Dumbledore
“You need to get your heads out of your…behinds” - Slughorn
“You guys aren’t my friends” [Sirius: oh Minnie, my heart] “Go cry to Lupin.” - McGonagall
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charmedimsure · 2 years ago
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fuck it, hogwarts legacy as vines part 3
part 1 || part 2
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seedsinmygarden · 11 months ago
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MC's Wedding Day
for: @rosy05
this was a fun request!! i randomized every (former!) student and used that as my basis. while there were certainly some I could have done easily (like MC and Amit inviting Shah or MC and Imelda inviting Kogawa), I wanted the challenge. enjoy!
Word Count: 2,017 words
Tags/Warnings: Set in a time where Fig didn’t die in the Final Repository Battle; takes place seven years after the Battle Below Hogwarts— thus, all student characters aged-up to their early 20s! Fluff, some found family.
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“HEADMASTER BLACK and a plus one are cordially invited to the union of Mr. Phillip Hans and Mx. MC. Dinner and dancing to follow, owl with regrets only.”
          What in Merlin’s bloody beard is this? He scoffs, preparing to owl back, but then his wife, Ursula Black, spots the letter over his shoulder. “Is that a wedding invitation? Darling, we should go!” “Absolutely not. To be quite frank, I don’t even know why I was invited!” “Perhaps it’s only a formality?”
          After some persuasion from his wife, Headmaster Black attended the event. He started off still grumbling, but eased up only a tad as the ceremony turned out to be rather lovely (and both Eleanor Gryffindor and the Minister of Magic were in attendance as well, seeing as Phillip, MC’s now-husband, was a renowned Auror). Besides, it was free food and he supposes there was some good conversation to be had among the other… witches and wizards, in attendance. He exchanged brief conversation with Phillip and MC when they visited his table (shared with a few other professors and their spouses) during dinner, only just congratulating them after a firm nudge from Ursula on his right.
“PROFESSOR MATILDA WEASLEY and a plus one are cordially invited to the union of Mr. Thomas Dharby and Mx. MC. Dinner and dancing to follow, owl with regrets only.”
          Professor Weasley was shocked to say the least, but not too shocked. She had remained in touch with many of her former students, but she had never been invited to one of their weddings before! Since it was only just outside of Hogsmeade, it wouldn’t take much of her time to attend and so she did. It was a beautiful wedding, especially when Tommy loudly proclaimed his vows as if he wanted the whole world to hear them because, well, who could blame him.
          Upon the first opportunity she saw during the reception, she had made her way to the lovely couple and thanked them for inviting her to join them on their day, to which MC had smiled and invited her to an embrace. “Oh, how you’ve grown into the wonderful adults you are. May your lives together be full of fortune, love, and happiness.” 
(PROFESSOR ELEAZAR FIG)
          Well, Professor Fig didn’t quite need an invite as he was the person walking MC down the aisle. When MC had asked him to walk them down the aisle alongside their father, Professor Fig could not have been more honored to do as much. He won’t admit, but he cried after MC had left. He got to watch them grow up into the wondrous person they are now and he was ecstatic to be there as they take their next step in life— quite literally.
          He watches as MC wedded Peter Green, the quiet Ravenclaw that was seemingly Madame Scribner’s favorite student in all her years as librarian of Hogwarts (and he was sure she would have been invited had she not passed away so soon). The dinner and reception were both lovely as ever, and he could see the love in both their eyes as they had their first dance, not far from the love he held for Miriam when they first wedded. MC was in perfectly good hands.
“PROFESSOR DINAH HECAT and a plus one are cordially invited to the union of Mr. Lucan Brattleby and Mx. MC. Dinner and dancing to follow, owl with regrets only.”
          When the former Unspeakable first received the invitation, she was a bit surprised. It certainly wasn’t everyday that former professors would be invited to the wedding, though perhaps she had more of an effect than she thought back when they were students. 
          She later learned that with both MC and Lucan long out of school and working in the same department as Aurora, of course they were going to reunite and, as it seemed, a relationship kindled from there. When she arrived and witnessed the couple tell their vows, she knew the love they held was true and wished that it would live forever for them— one of a kind, she told them when she got the chance to speak to the couple. 
“PROFESSOR ABRAHAM RONEN and a plus one are cordially invited to the union of Ms. Annabelle Sallow and Mx. MC. Dinner and dancing to follow, owl with regrets only.”
          To say he was giddy was certainly an understatement. He cheered so loud, one could have heard it clear across the castle. He knewwww, he kNEW, from the moment Anne and MC sat together in 6th year Charms (how she was cured, Ronen will never know, but he always had an inkling that MC was involved) that they would come to spend the rest of their lives together. Now to get an invitation to their wedding? Merlin, he was pleased!
          The venue and reception were beautiful, and he could see the hint of charmwork weaved into the space, including Avis, the very first charm he had taught them in their 6th year. To know they had valued him so much in their lives that they would invite him to witness their marriage brought him to tears alone, and he was ready— more than ready— to sing their praises (and maybe brag a bit about some of the present charms as he had taught them so long ago). When he finally came face to face with the newly married couple bearing MC’s surname, he gave them both a great big hug and wished them all the best on their new lives together.
“PROFESSOR ASEOP SHARP and a plus one are cordially invited to the union of Mr. Everett Clopton and Mx. MC. Dinner and dancing to follow, owl with regrets only.”
          Well, this was certainly a surprise. An unexpected one. Yet, it was also rather welcome. He found himself itching to go, but at the same time, he wasn't exactly a party person, he had always been much more introverted... but then again, MC was one of his best students (and possibly the most powerful ever) and they were a joy to have in his classroom, though he would never admit that out loud. 
          In the end, he decided to attend the ceremony and since he had a plus-one, he took along Professor Ronen to keep him company. He knew the man's giddiness would rub off at least a bit and allow him to enjoy the wedding— and enjoy the wedding he did! He didn't quite dance, but he got to sit in on the scenery and atmosphere, and found himself grateful that he had decided to attend. (Even Professor Ronen managed to drag him out to the dance floor for one dance and of course, bragged about it later.)
“PROFESSOR MIRABEL GARLICK and a plus one are cordially invited to the union of Ms. Amoria Dovah-Fawkes and Mx. MC. Dinner and dancing to follow, owl with regrets only.”
          Professor Garlick gasps happily at the sight of the wedding invitation, and to see that it was located in MC's own conservatory, a beautiful location on its own... Merlin save her. Though it had been a while since the two were out of school, Garlick was rather close with MC and Poppy as they started a combined herbology/beasts in the Gilded Perch corridor, a dream they shared since they had found it all those years ago (as MC had enthusiastically shared with Garlick shortly before graduation). 
          When she arrived, she could feel all the love that was put into the new conservatory, and the love that the now-married couple had for each other. Amoria always had a fascination with beasts, particularly dragons, so of course there was a couple baby dragons about without their mothers (whether it be abandoned or the mother was dead :( ). She congratulated the couple when she was finally face-to-face with them, happily wishing them all the best on their new lives together like a pair of beautiful budding roses. 
“PROFESSOR CHIYO KOGAWA and a plus one are cordially invited to the union of Ms. Poppy Sweeting and Mx. MC. Dinner and dancing to follow, owl with regrets only.”
          Like Professor Sharp, Kogawa was rather surprised to have received this invitation— unexpected, yet welcome. She found herself sighing with a smile as she looked at the beautiful artwork on the invitation itself— a phoenix and a badger, no doubt reminiscent of the couple whose wedding she was invited to. She decides then and there to attend— MC was a wonderful person and to be marrying Poppy Sweeting… Kogawa knew they had found true love with the sweet yet stern Hufflepuff girl. 
          The wedding ceremony was beautiful, of course, as was the reception. MC had expressed their excitement upon Kogawa’s arrival and chatted with her a bit while Poppy danced with her few bridesmaids— some mutual friends of her and MC’s— and Kogawa, of course, wished them well. 
(PROFESSOR MUDWAI ONAI)
          Professor Onai couldn't have been happier to walk her daughter down the aisle to MC. The two have been inseparable since they first met in Charms class in their 5th year and even through all the hardships they had experienced, well… they experienced them together and it only brought them closer. 
          Handing her daughter off was truly a gift in itself. She had heard MC’s muttered compliment and Natty’s giggle in response and smiles. The ceremony itself was beautiful and went off without a hitch, and when the reception came with dinner and dancing involved, Professor Onai sat and watched the lovely couple. She remembered the excitement Natty brought with her after her first date with MC, and she certainly didn’t need to be a Seer to know that her daughter was in good hands.
“PROFESSOR SATYAVATI SHAH and a plus one are cordially invited to the union of Ms. Scarlet Fawkes and Mx. MC. Dinner and dancing to follow, owl with regrets only.”
          Professor Shah scoffs. A former student inviting her to their wedding? Please, this must be a joke. However, after a brief conversation with Professor Garlick, who was also invited, Professor Shah decided it was worth her time and went only as long as Professor Garlick joined her. Of course, Garlick was excited, and even shared the color of her gown with Shah so they could match if Shah so wanted to.
          The venue itself was beautiful, but the reception area was extravagant. So much more than Shah was expecting. It was in the Highlands, and it was a clear sky, and they were so lucky to have picked a date where there would be a few constellations and even planets spotted in the sky. MC visited with Professor Shah, thanking her for coming and the two shared in spotting some constellations. Shah wouldn’t say it aloud, but she was proud of her students and the wonderful people they grew up to become. 
“PROFESSOR BAI HOWIN and a plus one are cordially invited to the union of Mr. Leon Hans and Mx. MC. Dinner and dancing to follow, owl with regrets only.”
          Certainly a pleasant surprise when Professor Howin received the owls. She knew that MC had been traveling the world with Leon as he played Quidditch, and they studied, rescued, and rehabilitated various beasts that they found around the globe, often owling Howin with their finds and anything else interesting they see along the way.
          She attends the wedding, marking it the first time she saw them in years and MC was excited that Howin was there. She doesn’t converse much as she wasn’t a party person, but she still wishes the couple all her best and only the best lives together going forward. 
“PROFESSOR CUTHBERT BINNS and a plus one are cordially invited to the union of Ms. Florence Watts and Mx. MC. Dinner and dancing to follow, owl with regrets only.”
          Unfortunately, he cannot even leave Hogwarts as he's confined to its walls. (It's a ghost thing.) He sends an owl with regrets, but adds a letter wishing them all the best and a few books as a wedding gift. Hopefully they understand. 
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deathlysallows · 2 years ago
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Ominis startled awake by Professor Binns 🤭
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hpandthegobletofsass · 2 months ago
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dear god the hogwarts curriculum is so severely lacking. like a history of magic by bathilda bagshot was published in 1947, it only covers events in wizarding history through the end of the 19th century, and is seemingly the only textbook for history of magic that's been used since it's publishing date. so when the golden trio is at hogwarts, it's 1990-1997 ish, they're using a 50 year old textbook that doesn't cover anything that's occurred in the last 100 years (which means they aren't being taught anything about grindelwald and his beliefs/rise to power or his downfall, as that was going on in the 1920s-1940s) like no wonder it was so easy for voldemort and his ideas to gain traction and power, nobody had any detailed knowledge on the most recent event of this occurring in the past unless they were alive for it, and even then they would've been only seeing the biased news from the prophet, nobody has studied the occurrences or tried to learn from the mistakes made there (well tbh voldemort probably did, but he most likely looked at grindelwald's plans and decided a more subtle approach and slightly less radical ideas was needed, he was probably inspired by grindelwald to put his own plans into action bc almost as soon as grindelwald was defeated, voldemort and his influence began growing) even outside of a textbook though, the class is being taught by a ghost, like how does binns even grade their essays and whatnot if he's not corporeal? if binns was teaching long before he was a ghost and just simply died in a chair and got up the next day to continue teaching and nobody really knows how long he's been there, it stands to reason that at the very least he was already a ghost during the marauders era, and was prolly a ghost when tom riddle was a student, or if not a ghost yet at that point he was definitely a teacher. so you have a teacher who's been there longer than the textbook has been utilized, and bc he's dead he probably is completely ignorant to the significant events occurring in the 20th century of the wizarding world to bring them up in class if he wanted to. plus the fact that everyone talks about how dreadfully boring his classes are and how no one pays attention in them and also how binns doesn't seem to actually correctly know any student names, means that it's likely the entirety of living wixen don't have any real knowledge on the history of the wizarding world and everyone is just living in complete ignorance about it which is insane to me.
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kay9leo · 6 months ago
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#MCtober2024 -Meet Iñaki "MC" Martinez Cariaga
Based on @lamieboo's #MCtober2024 event (click on #MCtober for more info).
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Note that she's from a Hogwarts Legacy AU that takes place in the late 2000s. Hence why she says Dungeon Snakes Rulez! (if you don't get the reference, it's from Fallout 3). She goes by "MC" since she doesn't want people to call her by her entire double surname. She's also trying to mimic that Spiderman graveyard meme pose here lol.
Iñaki hates potions in the US not because she's bad at it, but because of how careful and focused she tries to be to do well in the class. However, in the UK, she hate History of Magic due to Professor Binns. She loves Ancient Runes and DADA with Professor Hecat being her favorite due to the fact all the things they do in class matter for real life as well. That and she finds Hecat to be a cool teacher Professor.
Iñaki also tends to keep her wand in her hair bun. Most people think that's just a hair stick holding her hair up. Nope, just her wand lol.(More on Iñaki below the cut.)
Originally when she came to Hogwarts, she and Fig were late to the point that they missed her sorting and she was houseless for a week before she was allowed to be sorted.
In that time, she ended up befriending Amit, Poppy, Natsai and Garreth. She didn't care much for Sebastian, finding him too cocky during their first duel in DADA. While Iñaki found it easy to befriend people from the other houses, Slytherins didn't seem as opened to making friends.
Which would work in her favor.
When it came time to be sorted, Iñaki had a plan.
Seeing that she wasn't really going to be in Hogwarts/the U.K. for that long (3 years at most, a year at the least -which is something that she hopes for), Iñaki figured there was no point avoiding the invertible and just limit her interactions with people that she liked. She already had a hard time saying goodbye to her former friends when she temporarily moved to the U.K., she wasn't going to go through that again when she would finally move back home to the U.S. permanently.
When the sorting hat was placed on her head, she was a hat stall for either Gryffindor or Hufflepuff (to most people's surprise when they learned about it). She asked the hat to place her in Slytherin and had to convince the hat as to why. Iñaki would spend 5 minutes on the stool making her case as to why she should join the den of the snakes and ultimately the hat allows her to join Slytherin.
(The hat was impressed by her ambition to not make friends and trying to leave Hogwarts without leaving her own mark on the place or vice versa).
However, before the hat made its decision, it gave her a piece of advice saying:"...things aren't always as they seem. Take a moment to step back and see things as they are and not as you wish.", before it yelled out: SLYTHERIN.
It was a huge surprise to everyone since most people thought she would either be a Lion or a Badger due to her personality. There were even some bets about her being an Eagle, but barely anyone betted on her being a Snake.
Unfortunately for Iñaki, she didn't account certain variables for her plan to remain friendless in the den of snakes. Not with Imelda, Ominis and especially Sebastian as her housemates.
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More on Iñaki "MC" Martinez Cariaga
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oh-my-wolfstar · 2 years ago
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Wolfstar kiss head cannon
As we all know, history of Magic is the most boring class at Hogwarts so Sirius never pays any attention (except on full moons so he can take notes for Remus)
He usually spends his time in class styling his hair; like french braiding, etc. When he's finished whatever style he has done he will turn to Remus and ask him how it looks
In the beginning Remus tries to ignore Sirius but soon he's giving Sirius whispered compliments and feedback.
Pretty soon he's even giving Sirius directions when Sirius is doing his hair because he doesn't have a mirror
After a while Sirius starts to wonder why Remus puts up with his constant interruptions to class when he's normally so serious about his studies
But what Sirius doesn't know is that Remus finds Sirius playing with his hair is extremely attractive (although he finds everything Sirius does extremely attractive) though he would never say that to Sirius and risk ruining their friendship
What Remus doesn't know is that Sirius' hairstyling might not be entirely boredom, its also a bit of a ploy for Remus' attention because Sirius is also super into Remus
And so one day Sirius has done his hair up in this beautiful braided look and turns to show Remus except Remus is already staring at him and both boys start blushing
Then Remus notices that a strand of Sirius' hair has come loose so he reaches out and tucks it behind his ear without thinking
Now both boys are blushing hard and Remus is still holding Sirius' face in his hand
And neither boy is sure who makes the first move but suddenly they're full on making out in the middle of history of magic
They're only broken apart by James whistling and grinning like a lunatic which finally gets professor Binns' attention.
Sirius and Remus get detention for a week for disturbing the class but it's totally worth it.
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dragoneyes618 · 2 years ago
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In-universe, how is it that no one knows of Credence/Aurelius? Surely he would have come up at some point in Magical History? Obscurials are rare, yet alone one that survived to adulthood. The incident in New York alone should have put him in Wizarding history forever, let alone his role in the war with Grindelwald and the events of Bhutan. Not to mention he turns out to be Dumbledore’s nephew - Dumbledore becomes famous after defeating Grindelwald, Credence should have been mentioned at some point at least in passing.
Consider, though, that he is well-known, and people have heard of him.
Only they’ve only heard the name of Credence Barebone, and nobody’s heard of Aurelius Dumbledore.
Or vice versa - people have heard of Aurelius Dumbledore; his identity as Credence Barebone is unknown.
Or maybe people have heard of Aurelius Dumbledore (an illegitimate son of Aberforth Dumbledore who died young. Aberforth doesn’t like to talk about him. Aberforth doesn’t like to talk about most things, really.) and also Credence Barebone (the American Obscurial who joined Grindelwald but defected) but they haven’t connected the two. They don’t know that they’re one and the same.
Or maybe Credence did come up in Magical History but Binns’ class is mind-numbingly boring so nobody remembered him.
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rabbitsquib · 2 months ago
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SCREAMINGGGG /POS
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lilacstarryskies · 5 months ago
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Imagine the History of Magic Prof Binns…..
but if hes just like the Derry Girls uncle who rambles on and on about random things 😭😭
tbf that is kinda close to canon but he does it with JUST goblin wars and not other things
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