#prof-hemp

[prof-hemp420]

3: @ another user n start some beef

@professorsreserch wanna start a bovine farm with me?

[unovadragoncongossip]

i heard that professor hemp left his booth so i ran to get some food while i waited for him to come back and UM???

[VIDEO: @prof-hemp420 and @subwaywardeningo walking together in the city. They're too far away for what they're saying to be heard, but at one point, Hemp takes Ingo's hand. Shortly after, Ingo turns noticeably red, even from a distance. The two rush off together into the crowds of Opelucid City, still holding hands.]

DID I MISS MY CHANCE TO SEE A PARADOX POKEMON EGG BECAUSE THE PROFESSOR WAS BUSY GETTING BUSY I'M SO MAD RN

OH NO! Is @prof-hemp420's realationship on the rocks with @yell-on-spikemuth

did we catch cheating!!!

SHOCK AND SCANDLE HERE AT ALL HOURS!!

[prof-hemp420]

You okay there kiddo? Wanna chat about it?

[prof-hemp420]

Why.... is there a joltik in my home?

[prof-hemp420]

Umm... I found Proteus curled up around this. I don't think he's a he...

@fuji-pkmn-shelter umm....

Base Credit

[prof-hemp420]

your ancestors: freed your whole region and were cool as shit

you: weed and sex 👍

I'm fucking retired and took a bagon to my hip about 30 years ago. So yeah I get high. Sue me. I'm fucking aware that I'll never measure up to him. Fucking walked past his statue every day my whole life.

[prof-hemp420]

As always, please put the question IN the ask. I don't want to have to look it up.

Z-Moves Ask Game! <3 (a bunch of random questions!)

Breakneck Blitz - Do you like things to be hectic or calm?

All-Out Pummeling - Do you enjoy battling? If so, what is the most fun part?

Supersonic Skystrike - Do you think that you should be allowed to fly on your pokémon's back? Why?

Acid Downpour - Have you ever eaten something you shouldn't have?

Tectonic Rage - Do you and your pokémon like the indoors or outdoors more?

Continental Crush - Have you ever gone hiking?

Savage Spin-Out - Do your pokémon have any accessories?

Never-Ending Nightmare - Do you dislike anyone specific? Why?

Corkscrew Crash - Do you enjoy the Sinistea rides at amusement parks?

Inferno Overdrive - Do you and your pokémon like the heat?

Hydro Vortex - Do you and your pokémon like the rain?

Bloom Doom - Have you grown a plant yourself before? DId it go well?

Gigavolt Havoc - Say about yourself or your pokémon that others usually find surprising!

Shattered Psyche - What is the worst take you've heard?

Subzero Slammer - Do you and your pokémon like the cold?

Devastating Drake - Are you empathetic?

Black Hole Eclipse - What is the weirdest rumour you've heard recently?

Twinkle Tackle - Did you have a favourite toy as a child, or do you have a favourite toy now?

Catastropika - Do you enjoy contests? If so, what is the most fun part?

Sinister Arrow Raid - Are you afraid of anything?

Malicious Moonsault - Do you think you're naturally malicious?

Oceanic Operetta - Do you like music? What is your favourite genre?

Guardian of Alola - Do you have anything you'd protect?

Soul-Stealing 7-Star Strike - Have you ever gotten into a physical fight?

Stoked Sparksurfer - Have you ever done or considered doing Mantine Surfing?

Pulverizing Pancake - What is your favourite and least favourite food? Why?

Extreme Evoboost - Can you adapt well in most situations?

Genesis Supernova - What legends do you believe in?

10,000,000 Volt Thunderbolt - Do you like things to be more flashy or less flashy?

Clangorous Soulblaze - Do you like loud music, or do you prefer it to be calm?

Splintered Stormshards - Have you ever broken something intentionally?

Searing Sunraze Smash - Do you and your pokémon like the day?

Menacing Moonraze Maelstrom - Do you and your pokémon like the night?

Light That Burns the Sky - What legends do you like the most? Which ones the least?

Let's Snuggle Forever - Share a positive experience you've had recently!

[prof-hemp420]

Hello! Im Lavender, Hemp has given me his account for the meantime. He…Is not doing well. News has been all over the place, its as if his body is fighting back everything that is given to it. I will try to give and news as it comes.

[prof-hemp420]

Carving a pokeball feels just... right.

[prof-hemp420]

Damn reporters. What part of "go away" do they not comprehend?

Glad they actually put a hand on me so I could legally sock them.

[prof-hemp420]

Try anything and You're getting nothing but the bottom of the harvest for a year.

do you think if i tried to roll up to dragoncon with my team that consists entirely of fairy types theyd snipe me from the roof?

[prof-hemp420]

<selfie from what looks like Piers apartment. Hemp is making breakfast, seemingly very quietly and carefully. Hemp looks tired but refreshed at the same time> Omelettes for breakfast, hope @yell-on-spikemuth likes Terramara style cooking.

[prof-hemp420]

How many boyfriends do you have. Answer honestly.

We already know about ingo and laventon. Where are you getting this charisma from???

Hmm... See I am more of a relationship anarchist. I have lovers yes, But it is up for them to speak of it. It is up for each of them to figure out their own title for their relationship with me. I am not one for labels put upon me by the outside. As for current Paramours? I will not be telling, though I suppose you can guess from my posting history. Four away from Terramara. On Terramara, I am known to to be quite the Ethical Slut.

Where do I get the Charisma. Well I am beautiful, but I have been told it that it is my heart that attracts people. What attracts me to people. Not much, I enjoy people's company and if we end up making love So be it. I don't really feel sexual attraction unless I know someone pretty well.

[prof-hemp420]

People are fighting about gods or not gods on rotumblr yet again. Man, I live on a turtle older than some pokemon species and practice something akin to animsim. I do NOT have a Mabostiff in this fight.

[prof-hemp420]

Yeah but it might make it fuck off at the very least. The big goal here is getting it away from Ominicidial maniac over there.

Fuck fuck fuck. Fuck this I should've stayed at the lab today fuck me fuck my stupid decisions I'm screwed

Not taking another photo because my stupid camera's flash was on and it was definitely noticed so I can't take a better picture I'm too busy trying not to get caught

[OOC: Unblurred version for you lovely little people]

[prof-hemp420]

art comm by @critterchitters-closedcaptions

I have a very beautiful boyfriend. Here's a picture I took to remind him of that @professorsreserch