#pokmeon irl

[unovadragoncongossip]

CRAZY Karen flips out at Dragoncon!

A subscriber sent us this video from the floor of dragoncon! <An embedded video begins to play. Someone is filming a video of @professor-amaryllis speaking with @prof-hemp420 while he sets up a booth. Behind him the Walking Wake, Proteus is curled up on a large pokebed and is napping. A kid comes running up, past a couple warning signs, intent on petting the large pokemon and Hemp gently puts his arm in the way. The kid collides with it and lands on their ass. The woman who seemed to be the kid's mother didn't look up from her phone. Looking around slowly the kid, about 12, begins to sob very intentionally. Glancing up at their mother.

Now the woman looks at her sobbing preeteen and wheels to face Hemp shrieking. "HOW DARE YOU! YOU TOUCHED MY BABY!"

Hemp seems taken aback and quite confused, however amy has picked up on this more quickly and pulls out the *dealing with a stupid parent* tone. "Ma'am that man may have just saved your child's life. Playing around any unknown Pokémon, no less a dragon could lead to grievous injury. This is no place for inattentive parents."

The woman visibly withers and scurries off, dragging her no longer sobbing brat. She shoots over her shoulder. "You haven't hear the last of this.">

[wormholewandering]

Caves are a lot cozier than one might expect, especially with all this soft red grass! Me and Sunrise have basically just been collecting berries, I was gonna stick them in my bag but it's ripped up :(

[mr-amar]

[professor-mystic]

Zoolander is an idiot. One of my Tinkaton, Doom Bonk, is very smart. Doom Bonk is also a little asshole.

While I was dealing with some stuff she and her sister Tina worked together to distract Aureus (who would have reported to me). Then they got into the fridge and gave Zoolander an energy drink.

Since pokemon can eat people food just fine he's okay.

Extremely caffinated. But okay.

[thatoneguy031]

...

[Suicune picked off a few cookie cups from a large silver tray. They began munching on them from the floor, appearing to enjoy the cream-filled pastries.]

Oh my Arc, you're eating! You're actually eating something!

<I can et. i chose not to.> (I can eat, I just choose not to.)

Really? Huh, the more you know I suppose.

How're you liking the party so far? I know it's a lot, but I wanted to make sure you really enjoyed your first Halloween ever.

<Party fin. fod god. music nice. jus wory about lot of hyumans her.> (The party's fine. Food's good, the music's nice. I just worry about the fact that there's a lot of humans here.)

I know, right?

Why Cherry chose to keep that tidbit of info away from us is beyond me. Just...

[Guy looked around, and saw a few humans doing their best to dance. It looked as though they were drunk.]

Try not to speak to them if you don't have to, alright buddy? They're very... "touchy-feely", from my experience.

[Suicune nodded.]

[theveryworstthereeverwas]

Bro Emily just climbed down the Ferris wheel and is causeing problems it is pelting rain save me

[turtle-servant]

Updates from the Back of a Turtle

Slow day. Still getting used to being with this amazing Pokémon. She's really something else. The Island is currently headed to the southern hemisphere, following a really nice mass of micro-organisms.

[ikoni-dweebs]

My answer would probably surprise most people since everyone who knows me knows I LOVE battling.

But at the end of the day, my favorite thing is when we're all at home and enjoying each other's company. With both my moms being league employees I've been surrounded by pokemon since I can remember, and more than just my parent's "team" or "pets", they were family. I've always done my best to treat my own team the same and I really love it when we just get to spend time together.

Speaking of which, I'd better get off for the moment. The Sisters are fighting over hair-clips.

~Aelita

To all the humans on here, what's your favorite thing to do with Pokemon? I'm curious!

My favorite thing to do with humans is learn about them and be friends with them!

[weak2dragon]

Ethics of piercing your Pokémon’s ear?

[unovadragoncongossip]

ASPERTIA'S GYM LEADER SHOWED UP WITH A HAXORUS AND IS NOW WIPING THE FLOOR WITH THAT FLAPPLE FROM THE VIDEO I REPEAT NORMAL TYPE GUY CAN KICK ASS

<video shows the Gym Leader in question mid argument ("-Could have KILLED HIM you IDIOT-!") While the Flapple trainer is swearing a lot as their pokemon is currently being bodied by the Haxorus>

Check out this new video from a subscriber!

[professor-mystic]

Remember, shelter pokemon aren't for everyone. Sometimes a trainer can't deal with the special considerations that come with a pokemon that was abandoned.

What matters is that the source is ethical and done with wellfare of pokemon and trainer in mind. And stop buying Magikarp for 500. Okay? It's a scam. You're not rescuing it. Esp if you fucking RELEASE it. The scam artist is just gonna catch another one and sell it to the next bleeding heart or dumbass.

[professor-mystic]

Professor here. Do not steal for your gimmieghoul. This is terrible for their mental health as acquiring coins is part of good mental stimulation for them. It's like just handing someone a first place trophy before they even try anything. Also considering it's a pawn shop, those are often secretly run by team rocket or other criminal orgs. wait... @realpokemon are you saying it's okay to steal from team rocket?

My gimmighoul keeps eying the pawn shop we walk by everyday. Should i steal him some coins to keep him happy?

It's always correct to steal for your pokemon.

-Mod Janiel

[mr-amar]

To embark on the myth is to become one with it.

Nothing is impossible. Power is the driver of health.

If you have never experienced this explosion of the creative act, it can be difficult to believe.

Peace is the truth of fulfillment, and of us. You and I are entities of the quantum matrix. Consciousness consists of morphogenetic fields of quantum energy. “Quantum” means an awakening of the non-dual.

Without presence, one cannot heal. The complexity of the present time seems to demand a flowering of our third eyes if we are going to survive. We can no longer afford to live with greed.

Have you found your vision quest? It can be difficult to know where to begin. Although you may not realize it, you are mystical.

Karma requires exploration. -Explore today with our trail mix and gain yourself some nature karma!

Unlock your Ultra Space with R.I.S.E.

[tinkagun]

hey if i promise im not tross can i see images of your tinkatons with guns

how willf you promise.. if you can prove you r not tross i w.ill show you!!!!!!

[thatoneguy031]

The party's officially started, let's gooo-

Dude, everything is so hype! There's food, HUMAN FOOD, games, and a lot of the humans are really excited with me and Cheesecake's outfits!

Speaking of, Cheesecake is trying to show Mx. Suicune what Halloween's all about! Oh, and a few human nerds actually recognized who he had dressed him up as.

Apparently, he's some edgelord named Neku...? Whatever. It fits, Mr. Blizzard Breath looks great in it, and everyone seems to love their costume as much as ours.

Can't help but point out that Cheesecake's been... especially clingy to me, since the party's started. I dunno, it's a bit suspicious, don'cha think?

[professor-mystic]

I'm up in Sinnoh right now keeping an eye out for Team Winter. But I could fly over and help with heavy-work. I'm a sturdy cat.

so i’ve been at the pokemon house all afternoon and. it’s bad

since i know we’re not the only ones getting hit by the influx of returned pokemon from Luvdisc Day 2023, i want to see if i can compile a list of shelters that need help either getting the word out about potential adoptions or with extra hands/supplies

i’ll be announcing the list on the next broadcast to get as wide of a reach as possible. if you know of any shelters in need of help right now reply to this with: 1) name/location of your shelter 2) if you’re taking volunteers or donations (if you’re in need of specific supplies ie. food, blankets, potions feel free to list that as well!)