problematic-saiki-k-confessions

[official-raihan]

how tall are you

I need to know for simping reasons

215.9 cm, 7'1 ft.

And you can have none of it~ ;)

[spittyfishy]

If the Pokemon world had their own "Remnants of Despair", who do you think would be in it. (Junko somehow made a portal there or something.)

Buckle up fellas this is gonna be a long one

Ooo okay that’s a super interesting thing to think about! There’s a lot of things to consider when picking remnants in this sort of context (fighting tooth and nail against the instinct to just bonk my favs with the villain au bat but I shall resist!)

I think it’s important take how the Pokémon world works into account, like having Junko just physically torture someone into despair (think Chisa) wouldn’t fly, Pokémon’s ratings as a franchised wouldn’t allow it. So I’ve only picked characters who already had something that Junko could pull on to manipulate them into despair. I also tried to get at least one person from every region! I'm not 100% certain about some of these, so I’d definitely love to hear other people’s thoughts! (And let’s see if anyone can guess which character I had the most thoughts for lol)

Kanto:

Chloe: I think I’ve talked about Chloe’s villain au potential before, but at least during the early part of the Journeys anime she fairly closed off and distant, her dad paid more attention to Goh and Ash then to her, and there were loads of instances where he put his Pokémon work above her needs and family plans.

Jessibelle: Listen, Jessie and James are too whimsical for something like this but Jessibelle was already a physically abusive gold digger lol so I’m sure Junko would have something to work with there.

Johto:

Silver: Not only is his dad a globally wanted criminal, but he also abandoned Silver when he went into hiding (I think that’s the backstory at least), and Silver has a lot of dialogue about treating Pokémon only as tools. If being a strong trainer didn’t get Giovanni’s attention, then maybe being a Remnant would.

Clair: Okay I’m going to be honest, I realized there weren’t enough girls on the list and threw Clair on last minute, but she also is super annoying in the Johto games lol. Like come on I won the battle just give me the badge!!

Hoenn:

Courtney: So in the Pokémon Masters phone game there’s a bit where Courtney is shown to really believe in the Team Magma cause and really hates Team Aqua even after everything had been resolved at the end of ORAS, so I think Junko could get her that way. Have Courtney convinced that it’s her duty to keep Team Magma’s ideals alive even if the rest of the team forgot them.

Sinnoh:

Cyrus: Cyrus failed. All that effort to create his perfect world, catching the lake spirits, scaling Mount Corinette, he got so close— Just to have it all come crashing down at the last moment. His life’s work destroyed by some kid! He already had little to no patience for humanity, so thanks to Junko’s influence fine, he’ll make this world so unbearable to live in that people will beg him to create his perfect world at last.

Saturn: Saturn will follow Cyrus anywhere, both Pokémon Masters and the Chronicles of Arceus movie showed that if the Commanders are put in a situation without Cyrus they will go to any lengths to get him back. Saturn's devotion runs deep, so if Cyrus says despair is the answer then that’s what it’ll be.

Unova:

Roxy: I’ve got nothing to justify this one with other then Junko wanted an Ibuki replacement to preform silly little despair concerts and I needed someone to rep Unova.

Kalos:

Sycamore: I’m not the first person to say Sycamore and Lysander were in love if not in a full blown relationship when everything went down in Kalos. But Lysander died, crushed under the weapon he’d risked everything to restore. The longer Sycamore goes without him the more he notices the flaws in humanity Lysander was talking about. People are selfish and greedy, look at the state of the world! Professors in Paldea nearly caused an ecological nightmare! The president of the Galar region Pokémon league almost plunged the world into eternal darkness! Not to mention what the morons over in Hoenn tried to do. If even people that were supposed to be trustworthy were causing this much chaos then there was no hope for the rest of humanity. If he could just get Lysander back, just see him one more time— tell him he’d been right, Sycamore was sorry for not seeing it sooner, that he missed him, and that if he could go back he’d have never given those kids the Pokémon that he was ultimately defeated by. If he could just get him back— if there was just some way— like if there was a big, giant, ancient machine that was capable of bringing back the dead still sitting in pieces in Geosenge Town…

Alola:

Faba: Is anyone really surprised? Faba is a little weasel of a man and will jump ship to whoever currently holds the most power. He could be a Branch Chief again! Or even better, if he does a good enough job maybe Junko will give him the whole Aether Foundation as a reward! (She won’t, but the possibility would always be held over his head to keep him in line)

Hau: Okay but hear me out— in the Ultra games specifically Hau has a few interactions with Guzma where he taunts him about being in his grandpa’s shadow and never being able to prove himself as a strong trainer. Gladion’s dialogue reinforces this, that Hau is always too busy goofing off and never takes anything seriously. If Hau’s just stuck there, his friends surpacing him, his rivals surpacing him, the mantle of Kahuna an unattainable goal constantly hovering over him, all those expectations and the realization he’s never going to meet any of them— it might become too much to deal with.

Galar:

Rose: He was only trying to help! Why couldn’t anyone see that? Galar needed Eternatus and the dynamax particles it could make, Rose had been saving the world! They were all so ungrateful, locking him in jail for saving them, who do they think they are? He made this region into what it is today! Everyone relies on Macro Cosmos, and he ran the entire Pokémon league on top of that! That Leon would be nothing without him! It was a region of ungrateful brats. But even so, he’ll still keep working to ‘help’ them all again, you’re welcome.

Oleana: *holds up photos of Oleana and of Peko* Corporate needs you to find the difference between these two pictures. They’re the same picture.

Raihan: He had to beat him. If he just trained harder, more sandstorms, bigger dragons, if he wanted it more. Leon couldn’t be invincible, he couldn’t be, and Raihan would prove it. Turn all of Galar to a battle ground if he needed, but he was going to take down that champion once and for all.

Paldea:

Kieran: Again, no one’s surprised. Just take BB league champion Kieran and turn him up to 11, and boom. Remnant Kieran. He’s still on a hunt for a legendary Pokémon, if he can just find one of those then he’ll be strong enough to defeat anyone right!

Bonus, all the Team Star bosses: I’m thinking they’d be like the equivalent of the Warriors of Hope, not really part of the Remnants group but still very much in despair. I mean come on, a group of bullied teens like that, Junko would have a field day.

And there we go! 15 Remnants plus five Warriors of Hope! I thoroughly enjoyed this ask, I know some of the concepts were much more fleshed out then others, I almost went with Misty and Brock for Kanto (his parents abandoned him to raise all his younger siblings while being the city gym leader, and Misty was so stuck in her sister's shadow she ran away from home) but I just couldn’t do that to two of my childhood faves. (Pierce and Gladion also almost made the list).

[ya-bug-boy]

*coughs* Hello I am here for uh

Raihan x Reader x Piers scraps

Raihan x Reader x Piers Vacation Trip

You were surprised when Leon, the new League Chairman, announced a two week period paid vacation for all League members. It was a nice surprise for sure but you weren't really sure what to do with yourself.

That is until Piers and Raihan invite you to come to Alola with them. You immediately take their offer, talking excitedly with your two favorite boys in a private group chat about the trip.

The plane ride was obviously first class. Comfortable chairs and delicious beverages were provided to the three of you. Given how long it took to get there, the three of you go back and forth between watching movies, playing games together, talking, eating, before generally passing out every now and then.

It was a long flight taking over 10 hours, you had to board another airplane to get there. The three of you are desperate to take a shower.

When you finally arrive to Alola, the obvious thing to do first is to drop off your luggage at the hotel. Just like the airplane ride, it was a luxurious hotel, with enough room for every one's pokemon too.

The bathroom is equipped with the kind of shower that sprays water on all sides, with multiple shower heads so the three of you take a shower together. It's not intended to be sexual but rather a necessary action, given how long the trip took. You take turns scrubbing each other's backs and hair before stepping out. Raihan does smack your naked butt though.

Though the airplane ride had all sorts of treats, you're all hungry again, especially your pokemon. You all order room service for the Pokemon, ensuring that they all get fed and drinks before treating yourself to the hotel restaurant.

The restaurant turned out to be a buffet, with all kinds of food from all around the globe. The boys try out Johtonese curry and compare it to Galar's first before trying out the other dishes. The three of you all fight for the last pudding cup though. (You win.)

With your bellies full but fatigued from the day, it's better to relax for a few hours. You sleep in between the boys in the bed, Raihan to your back and Piers' head resting against your chest, held in an embrace.

[skippygiraffee]

Now I wanna hear more of your thoughts about Raihan and Leon and their insecurities wrt each other, and how they might solve them please.

absolutely, thank you for asking <3!! as per usual with me, I'm unsure how long this will be, so I'll put my thoughts under a read more for the sake of people's dashes/the tag. BUT I do think about these two a lot, especially this side of them, so I have a lot of thoughts floating around in the mind palace that I will try and materialize >:3c

I have a hard time picking a place to start with these two because the aforementioned mind palace is more like brain soup, and I'm trying to pick out the tasty bits from the broth with this one (meaning I think about it a lot, a lot) and it's hard to put pen to paper so to speak. but essentially, I doubt either of them started their careers with high self esteem to start with, and then I have in my own personal headcanon that Rose specifically pitted them against each other for the sake of numbers and marketing. it would be good for his bottom line, and Leon's brand as a champion, if he had a really strong and flashy rival, and Raihan was right there begging for the spotlight for various reasons.

when it comes down to each other specifically, however, here's a breakdown of some of those insecurities:

Leon is infinitely jealous of Raihan's freedom and that he has control over anything in his life

Raihan resents the effortless way in which maintains his popularity

Leon's body issues manifest in being spiteful towards Raihan's assumed ease with posting on social media

Raihan feels like Leon never has time for anything or anyone outside of Rose's elite circle of people

both think the other has social skills that they themselves seem to lack (for Leon it's interpersonal relationships and close friendships and for Raihan it's the way Leon is seemingly comfortable around and with powerful people), and they feel equally small when the other is in those settings

there's a lot of unresolved anger and tension from the years and years of being sold as rivals that has done immense damage to their relationship, and neither thinks they can overcome it

Raihan in convinced that Leon will always be, forever and always, out of reach in every possible way

Leon thinks he'll never be good enough for Raihan unless he remains at the top, the best, the undefeated Champion

to break some of them down a little more, Leon just doesn't have time for anything or anyone that isn't Rose or the League once he's Champion, and of course to anyone he's close with that's going to sting. and I think Raihan has a habit of questioning his place in people's lives, to the point that any shift in energy or attention can feel like the end of the world. so for Leon to just be busy with shit out of his control would definitely fester and build inside him, to the point where I think a lot of that boisterous energy on the field in battle is Raihan trying to let out that building anger towards Leon, when he logically knows it's not Leon's fault. however, logic and emotion don't always meet at the same junction, so Raihan and Leon have definitely had fights that spilled over into their shared friendgroup over how Leon will just ghost everyone for months on end.

I also think both want what the other has, in that childish way that kids always want what their friend is eating, but also in the very adult way of wishing their lives had turned out differently. Leon so desperately wishes that he wasn't caged up in Wyndon, forced to perform, forced to be Rose's left hand (because Oleana is his right, and Leon isn't even good enough to be there). he loves battling, loves his Pokemon, loves everything about what he does except being Champion. so he wants to be Raihan.

and Raihan is sick and tired of always being one step from the top, constantly reminded that he isn't good enough to be Champion. so painfully aware of the sacrifices that come with it, but he'd be fine with it for a taste of the adoration that Leon has. he wants to feel what it's like to wear the crown, be loved and cheered for, rather than hearing someone else's name being yelled from the stands the moment he enters the field anywhere but Hammerlocke. he wants to be Leon so bad it hurts, makes him privately bitter, and publicly aloof to avoid dealing with it.

Raihan has spent so long looking up, and Leon has spent so long feeling trapped I truly think it's a genuine shock to the system when the whole thing just stops. Leon wakes up in the morning Champion, and goes to bed dethroned. and it wasn't even Raihan who took his crown.

dealing with that is a whole other beast, you know? because they defined a good chunk of their relationship on the rivalry dynamic. do they scrap it, do they keep it, what do they do with that? how do they look at and deal with all the emotions being thrown right on the floor after Leon is defeated, because Leon is also dealing with the after effects of the whole Darkest Day event, which is at best just a natural disaster narrowly avoided, and at worst an extreme upheaval in the lives of so many people thanks to Rose being in prison and his company being left without leadership and Leon being left with lifelong ailments thanks to it.

honestly, once Leon is ready for the conversation, I think a lot of anger on both their parts comes out first. tears, yelling, the works. where they just start listing off all the built up anger and resentment from the years. it's not healthy, by any means, but they aren't sure how else to really lay it all out. and once it's out there they have to figure out how to deal with it, like unpacking an old closet and finding long forgetting items, and figuring out whether to toss or keep them. for Leon, he's just sorry, because he wishes he had been better for Raihan, for everyone, and he carries all the guilt in the world for the past decade or so of being Champion. he let everything fall to wayside, and now he has to figure both himself out and how he fits back into people's lives. for Raihan, he has to really really confront where his anger is coming from, and he hates that it's been staring at him in the mirror for a long time, being displaced onto Leon.

the legitimate things wrong with their relationship, like the foundation it was built on and how they talk to each other and treat each other, they work it out by slowly rebuilding everything. not from the ground up, because they can't erase what happened, and don't want to, but their rivalry is different. they battle together, but they'll be damned if the other outdoes them in making curry (Leon can't, but that's because both Hop and Raihan aren't sure what the fuck is up with his tastebuds). a lot of it is just them mellowing out, getting calmer about things, and doing their passions in different ways.

I dunno, I just like thinking of them as middle aged guys who still think their older mons can still duke it out like they're spry, and of course will for them, but Leon and Raihan laughing and having fun. and the local kids are wondering how these two were once these fierce rivals that their parents still talk about, when they're just sitting back and having a relaxed match. where the baggage of the past still comes up every now and then, but they get to sit down, have the time to talk about it, and come back better. I think more than anything they work it out with time and openness, honesty and compassion, more than anything. and it's what they deserve really.

[orykorioart]

Happy Halloween!

+extra silly little comic

[digitalpocketandmore]

continued from HERE~!

@ask-the-monster-nest

"That right, little boy~?" Raihan stared down the brunet for a moment, but soon calmed when seeing Garu and then sighed, rubbing the side of his neck before he grinned.

"Well ain't the bastard lucky...fine, I won't be making heads roll today..." He stated, wrapping his arms around Garu and stood behind him, giving the I'm watching you eyes at Eiden.

[newtabfics]

Could I request some uh...special training with Raihan and maybe a gym trainer that works with him?

I DIDNT ABSOLUTELY GO CRAZY OVER THIS no i dID NOT

He pinned her against the brick wall, making her gasp as he pumped quickly into her. He smirked as he watched her eyes flutter and her kiss-swollen lips mumble incoherent words.

"What's wrong? Can't keep up?" He taunted. "Thought you wanted to get stronger?" Her cheeks flushed as she looked up at him before her eyes darted to the door. No one would come in. The doors were locked. The fear was still there, making him thrust deeper and causing her eyes to roll back. "If you can worry about that, you haven't pushed yourself enough. Go on. Rub that little clit while I fuck you stupid."

"Fuck, yes, sir!" she whined, rubbing at her clit in time with his thrusts.

[epicspheal]

I wanted to ask you: why do you ship Raihan and Leon? I ship them too, just curious about your reasonings. Have a good day!

Hey there anon!

Good question! Honestly, I just really like the dynamic of rivals to lovers. I’m a sucker for that (see Reguri, Flint x Volkner, Steven x Wallace). Nothing really deep with this but generally rivals to lovers is a go to ship dynamic for me when it comes to canon x canon ships

[nartothelar]

Aside from Ingo and Emmet, who are some of your favorite Pokemon characters?

submas was what got me into pokemon so there aren't many characters I really know/care about but I'd say larry, elesa, evelyn, raihan calaba, and volo!!

[ninjacookiexd]

I have important news. It's canon that Piers calls Raihan Rai-Rai 🥹😭💖💕 Official manga chapter 22

Ahhhh I know right???? Love that it's canon heh

[official-raihan]

Leon isn't a twink, YOU'RE a twink

HOW AM I A TWINK???????????????

[piers-official]

What about Raihan? ;P //Piers ofc

... Shite

He's a funny bloke an' I love teasin' and jokin' around with him. Rai's a good friend, even if he can be an arse sometimes.

And...?

...andhe'shandsometoboot. NOBODY SAY NOTHIN'.

[heroniack]

I made a thing

[ya-bug-boy]

POKEMON X MALE/GN READER STUFF

[skippygiraffee]

So I've been on a Raileon kick lately and I saw one of your posts in the tag, and your takes are so incredibly based that I wanted to hear more. Please tell me, why do you personally ship them? I feel like hearing what you have to say will only make my love for them stronger.

well thank you, and thank you for the ask!!! <3 genuinely glad you enjoy the posts I make on those two :3 putting it under a Read More to spare the dashes of people and the tag, because frankly I know I'm long winded when I start talking sdkjsklf

so I'll be honest, I'm a chronic multishipper, so usually I look at a group of characters I like (such as the SWSH characters) and in the true spirit of a kid who played with dolls for many years, I like to move them around and ship them in various ways. like, I'm also a huge fan of Leon/Piers, Piers/Raihan, Sonia/Nessa, even my rarepair of Sonia/Piers as just a few ways I'll slam them together skdjflksf. which is how Raileon fell into my lap

that being said, I'm exceptionally compelled towards Raileon for a few reasons :3

I just find Leon and Raihan to be fascinating characters on their own. I think if I delved into the ways in which I adore them as characters we'd be here a while, but SWSH in general has some amazing characters, with some pretty well executed character arcs. and I'll admit I didn't like Leon at first, but god did he grow on me (to the point he's my fav SWSH character). Raihan grew on me slowly when I started reading the manga and looked at his character a little closer. and when I looked at him closer I started analyzing his and Leon's relationship in game. and then --

I love characters at odds with each other who learn to overcome the thing(s) keeping them apart. because sure, they're rivals, but they've been rivals for so long? and Raihan can't beat him? and he feels inadequate because of that? and then there's Leon who feels the weight of the world on his shoulders? keeping the world at arm's length, all so he can be Champion? holding onto the one thing that shaped him since he was a child? that holds so much potential. you can do SO MUCH with that. the amount of fanfiction, and stuff I've made in my own mind palace/written in chunks, about them overcoming their insecurities and moving forward through Rose's influence and the Darkest Day is just so good. also Leon being taken care of after the Darkest Day, by Raihan, his rival? it makes me feel like I'm going to start gnawing through my wall, if I'm being real

another thing that really compels me towards them is the idea of deconstructing norms. both norms set by Galarian society in what they envision these two as, and the norms they impose on themselves. learning how to shirk those norms, be more and more comfortable in their own skins, and then loving each other more because of it. unmasking certain things about each other, letting their hair down, and breathing. there's something personally compelling to me, for reasons deeply personal, that I find very comforting. and I think for all the ships that I attach myself to there's an element in there of raking through the muck and grime of one's soul and still loving what is found there. that might be my own personal projection speaking, but I see in fanfic and headcanons too, so I think we're all seeing something here in that regard sdkljslkjfs

without recycling talking points from my other posts, at the core of it all that's really why I ship them. and I truly love these guys, I have Leon and Raihan plushes and the bag with their faces on it that was sold sdkjfdflk. above it just a fancy way of putting like *holds up Leon and Raihan* "I just think they're neat" essentially <3

[kazumahashimoto]

35, 37, 38, 39!!! :D

35. first starter

omg. it was chimchar. like i have the most vivid memory of my older brother helping me get diamond set up on my big chunky gray brick ds when i was like. seven. and i think he phrased it like He was giving me the pokemon so for years i really thought he was the one who gave it to me and not rowan 😭 he named him chimp for me and i've kept that name for all my chimchars since 😐 also i was fucking garbage at pokemon at that age cos i didn't understand how anything worked so i just used infernape for everything cos he was way over leveled and i just stuck to the early routes cos i didn't know how to get anywhere and my brother just put me back in hearthome whenever i got lost 😭 i love monky...

37. what pokemon would you bring to life

jury's still out on that one. i fear we may never know.

38. gym leader

EJEHEHEJEH 😈😈😈 well electric type of course. naturally. so in my friends' region we're working on we have me as the fifth gym! n my initial team is luxray, pachirisu, galvantula, and eelektrik. the post game team is luxray, eelektross, galvantula, toxtricity, ampharos, and manectric! honestly though i love so many electric types i can see myself using just about any of them 😭 if i were allowed legends n shit i'd definitely want zeraora and xurkitree. i love. electric types.

39. fakemon

well i already answered with bair so i'll give you my regional luxray instead!!!

my second favorite type is definitely ice and i'm sooooo fucking bummeddddd the only two electric/ice types we got are rotom and arctozolt. rotom is hogging all the cool electric dual types. i love him but come on man. SO i made luxray but ice also. i name all my shinxes william so this one would be chilliam<3