#prodigal son meme

[malcolm-fright]

L Ainsley

G Hannibal

B Will

T Malcolm

[tomicscomics]

04/01/2025

He's a prodigious prodigal prodigy!

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JOKE-OGRAPHY: 1. Jesus tells a story about a man with two sons. The younger son demands his share of his father's estate, then uses the money to travel and live a life of excess until he winds up destitute. I'm not sure how things work in Parable Land™, but where I'm from, asking for your inheritance before your parents have passed is kooky-balooky, as the kids say. You're basically saying you can't wait for them to die, and that their wealth is all you care about. Imagine being that entitled and rude! Kids these days, always saying the strangest things. Kind of ohio-maxxing, if you skibidi my rizz. 2. Anyway, in this cartoon, the younger son basically says the quiet part out loud. In the last panel, he assures his father that he's dead to him, and the father reacts as though the son just declared his love and loyalty. The reaction, being unfit for what the son ACTUALLY says, is subversive and new-age humor, which might go over the heads of some dank boomers.

[billyrussoapologist]

[balesdoesart]

I'm alive actually you guys...

[thewhumpyrabbit]

Gil: I've left written instructions for you both. Malcolm: Mine just says 'Malcolm, no.' Dani: And mine says 'Tell Malcolm no.' Gil: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

Original post from @incorrect-tokens

[olives-and-sunshine]

[miivrs]

sitting here literally CRYING. because i love prodigal son so much..uufhfgbbfhdgf…WORST special interest EVER….

[your-fave-gets-saw-trapped]

Malcolm Bright and John Watkins (prodigal son) are in the Bathroom Trap (saw i)!

requested by @miivrs !

[the-flaming-nightmare]

[ilovetapeworm]

prodigal son tumblr where are you

[agbpaints]

A convo @novusimperialis and @is-the-battlemech-cool-or-not were having in the notes of my post on how the CapCon are doing reminded me of an old bugbear I had with a Tex video

[twicetolivetwicetodie]

Tag Game: 9 Favorite Characters

tagged by @amemoryofwot

1. Rand al'Thor (The Wheel of Time)

"I will never serve him. In a thousand lifetimes, I never have. I know that. I'm sure of it."

2. Nynaeve al'Meara (The Wheel of Time)

"I'm not like you. If this test is about turning my back on the people I love, the people who trust me to take care of them, if being an Aes Sedai means trusting the Tower over everything and everyone else, I won't. Never."

3. Egwene al'Vere (The Wheel of Time)

"It didn't make sense to me, how we could connect to each other. At first, I thought it was like the warder bond. Then I realized that you can see our weaves too. You feel it when I channel because we're linked. We're the same."

4. Malcolm Bright (Prodigal Son)

"No one is born broken. Someone breaks us."

5. Ezra Bridger (Star Wars: Rebels)

"You think you can take whatever you want. Things you didn't make, didn't earn, things you don't understand. You don't deserve to have this art or Lothal."

6. Ahsoka Tano (Star Wars: The Clone Wars)

"You're a good soldier, Rex. So is every one of those men down there. They may be willing to die, but I am not giing to be the one who kills them."

7. Kaladin Stormblessed (The Stormlight Archive)

(Art by Yaili)

"I am death itself, Defeated One. And I've finally caught up with you."

8. FitzChivalry Farseer (Realm of the Elderlings)

(Art by Nientary)

"It was inside me. The more I sought it, the stronger it grew. It loved me. Loved me even if I couldn't, wouldn't, didn't love myself. Love me even if I hated."

9. Marc Spector/Steven Grant/Jake Lockley (Moon Knight)

“I kept wishing I’d fail and one of them would kill me instead.” -Marc Spector

“You’re all into that? Killing children? Maybe it’s just me but I draw a line at child murder.” -Steven Grant

"Hoy Te Toca Perder." (Today is your turn to lose.) -Jake Lockley

tagging: @agentmarymargaretskitz @hanorganaas @eddie-spaghettis-tozier @lordgolden @butterflydm @tragediegh @killervibe @barryallenis @usagi @rhaeneystargaryen @acesammy @procrastinatingsab

And whoever else wants to do it

[bumblingbabooshka]

Terrible Vulcan Teenager

[geraniumplant]

" Add your name to the list. "

[thats-a-lot-of-cortisol]

The last of the batch of memes I made the other day

[thewhumpyrabbit]

Malcolm texting Dani, Gil, & JT: