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@prodegy-pines​ || x 

---- || “You--!” Cody hissed when the other  has now flipped the tables. How could this  have happened? He had planned it to top  him so why-? He grumbled at this, blue  hues giving Malcolm a glare. 

“Ugh, fuck you..”

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[billcipherrp]

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🤕 Tend to their injuries

Bill sighed and shook his head as he wrapped bandages around open wounds. This had seemed to become quite a norm for him.

"So, what was it this time? Multibear? Snakes? Ghosts? The gnomes?" he asked, chuckling a bit at the last option. The gnomes were so small. Sure they had sharp teeth, but they were tiny, and his were sharper anyways.

[sadistic-pyramid]

Resurrection || Closed RP With prodegy-pines || Bill Cipher

@prodegy-pines Bill was a man of his word. Well- not really a man, but definitely the word part. Above anything else, if Bill Cipher made a promise, he would not stop until he fulfilled that promise. So when Bill promised the Pines family he would be back, there was nothing in the universe that would get in his way of returning to Gravity Falls. He had his reasons to get back. Maybe destroy the world, maybe test out more of his abilities, maybe see that Dipper kid. He was an interesting bump in the road. It was almost a shame that their fun had to stop. Bill wanted to see just how strong that kid was; and he gotta admit, for a human, he sure had a lot of courage. Usually such defiance would disgust the demon, but it looked pretty good on that guy. All that was irrelevant now if he couldn't get back to that dimension. All that was left to do was wait until something in his universe shifted and he could return. Bill was nothing if not patient. No, wait, that was wrong too. Bill usually wanted everything and he wanted it immediately. All of these human catchphrases were absolutely terrible for his use. How about: Bill was nothing if not patient when he understood that for his plan to work it needed time however that still did not stop him from wanting everything immediately on a silver platter- No, that was too much of a mouthful. It seemed this contemplating was all he had left, until something finally did shift. His waiting was through! Being transferred between dimensions was refreshing, but when he arrived, he knew things were not the same. Firstly, he must have rushed it far too much, for now he looked like one of those humans. Disgusting. Additionally, when his new muscles weren't searing in pain, he found he had no power here. Absolutely revolting! How was he ever going to return when now he was a tired, hungry, weak human like the rest of them?! It took a bit of readjusting his plan before he finally started searching for the Mystery Shack. The forest was calming, but he wasn't here to be zen, he was here to find Pinetree. Collecting teeth as he had before, he filled one of his coattail pockets before noticing the smoke rising from between the trees. Gotcha. With a grin on his face and a float in his step -as much as he could in this pain- he headed in the direction of the Shack. The next part was going to be the hardest. He had to get in unnoticed in a human form. He waited until dark, fighting his own exhaustion before trying to climb up to Dipper's old room. How long had passed since he had been here? Was Dipper still there? He had no time for these meager doubts. With a bit of flailing and cursing this pained body, Bill made it to the roof. He moved slowly along the shingles until he reached the stained glass window of Dipper's room. Creaking open the window slightly, he paused. Okay now what? He had no power, he was exhausted, he would definitely lose if he was confronted now. Bill fished around in his pocket, grabbing a handful of deer teeth and setting them inside the window sill. He moved quickly away, hearing movement, trusting that the kid was smart enough to figure out who it was from.

[billcipherrp]

Bill yelped and nearly jumped out of his skin. He attempted to turn himself around and back handed the human in the process. "What the hell Pine Tree! Warn a guy!" he huffed, struggling to pull his pants back up.

'!!' ( billcipherrp)

“You’ve been bad, Cipher. I know you’ve been. I think it’s time you finally receive the punishment you deserve.” With that he reaches and flips Bill over, edging off his pants and undergarments before moving his hand back and smacking his ass hard enough to leave an angry, red handprint.  @billcipherrp

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prodegy-pines replied to your post: anyway @ochereyesandebonynails its my first blog...

You have a lot of blogs don’t you

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and this one

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[bannedinmoststates]

Rick: some of your jokes are funny

Stan's logic: I'm the funniest human in the world.

[human-bill-has-moved]

Dilemma of the Fallen

When Bill was adopted into the Pines family, he was so happy. They got him when he was 12 years old, and he had been thinking that maybe he would never get a family. The family he was taken into already has two children, twins. One named Dipper, the other Mabel. Dipper isn’t his real name, though, it’s his nickname because of his birthmark. Bill had giggled a bit when he first saw it, but also complimented him on having such a unique feature. Weird is good. Everything should be weird. He loves both twins dearly, as well as his adoptive parents, but he loves Dipper the most. They talk an awful lot, and have bonded over the years. Now, the two of them are 17 and off to finally introduce Bill to the great uncles, along with Mabel. Dipper talks about them so much, and he especially loves the man Stanford. Bill smiles over at Dipper as he babbles on in the car, nodding. Bill himself is excited to meet this man. From what Dipper says, he’s a really cool guy. Bill stays silent through the whole ride to Oregon, though. When they finally make it to the small town, Bill is getting antsy and grabs his things immediately and pretty much flies off the bus. Both Dipper and Mabel follow not far behind him. Bill stares around the place with a huge grin on his face, eyes shining

“It’s beautiful here!! Much better than Piedmont–!”

He yells, and Dipper smiles back over at him

“Yeah, it is. I really love it here”

Bill turns around and claps his hands

“Alright, let’s go–!”

⏳⏩

Inside the Mystery Shack, where the great uncles live, Bill meets a very loud and open Grunkle Stanley, and a very twitchy Grunkle Stanford. Yet another pair of twins. Bill shakes both of their hands, equally happy to meet both of them.

“It’s nice to meet you, Stanford, Stanley!! Oh, uh, right, Stan and Ford. Hah. I’ve heard so many awesome things about you guys! Especially you, Ford–!”

He says with a bright smile on his face as he turns to look at Stanford, who flinches immensely. His eyes are wide and dart around the room. Maybe he’s had some sort of bad dream? Bill doesn’t question it, though. He never does. He should have. He should have. He keeps telling himself this, but you can’t exactly change the past, can you.

⏳⏩

A couple days after the three siblings arrived, Stanford calls Bill over to talk. Bill complies, and meets the older man near the exit of the house.

“Hey, I would like… would like to talk to you. Will you walk with me?”

He asks, seeming a bit nervous. Bill dismisses it, and nods

“Sure! I’d love to walk with you!”

Bill smiles over at Stanford, and he flinches a bit. But soon leads him out of the house. Into the woods. If only Bill had known. He shouldn’t have gone out…

In the middle of the forest, Ford stops abruptly and turns around. Reaching into the pocket of his long coat. Bill can see him trembling.

“You… you’re a monster… I… I can’t let you contaminate my family any longer!!”

He shouts with a shaking voice. The older man pulls a menacing looking knife out of his coat and holds it out towards the blonde. Said blonde starts backing up, his expression changing from smiling, to confused, to terrified. As he backs up, Stanford follows him, getting closer with the dagger, soon backing him against a large boulder

“You might have decieved my brother, niece and nephew, and their twin kids, but you aren’t going to fool me!! I’ll– I’ll kill you!!”

He yells, and Bill just stands there pressed against the rock, frozen in fear.

“What’re you talking about? I– I–!”

His voice is cut off when the older man lunges forward and shoves the dagger into his heart, and he screams, falling to the ground. Stanford pulls it out and gets on top of him, begins stabbing him repeatedly. He killed him dead. He killed me dead. I should’ve stayed away. I should’ve realized that he was so nervous around me. Because now, I’m trapped here out of the physical realm, as a demon. Following my brother around, who loves Ford dearly. Watching as he spirals down into madness, as he tries to find my killer. And I can’t even tell him it’s me, whispering in his ears so much, I can’t tell him it’s okay, that I’m here with him, when he cries. It rips me apart, but these are the rules. I am Bill, and this story is a tragey, the dilemma of the fallen.

@prodegy-pines

[bignaturalsenergy]

y'all watch the untamed cause this entire thread sounds like it rolled out of the main character's mouth

i know there’s a lot of jokes about being evil and stuff like “i will act evil today” or “i am an evil ball of semi-lucid slime” or what have you and i think it’s not that people really want to be morally reprehensible or do things to hurt other people, i think it’s that we’ve all grown so disillusioned from the idea of what is “good” or “right”.

in the same way that the nuclear family and the “american dream” have underlying problems, we too have found issue with the social norms that constitute what it means to be a socially acceptable good person. falling in line with the unspoken rules of behaving “normal” and “just” is archaic and, most notably, a failing final remnant of the now dead era.

people don’t want to be evil by blowing up hospitals and pushing old people over, they want to be quote-unquote “Evil” by killing billionaires to redistribute the wealth and disrespecting your elders by calling them out when they say something racist or being a boy and kissing your boyfriend in a park even though it’s wrong to have an “alternative relationship” in public because it will “corrupt the children”. we want to be quote-unquote “Evil” by shoplifting from corporate mega-giants and beating the shit out of defenseless nazis and having belief systems that deviate from the catholic and christian churches.

i dont think any of you really want to be evil. i think you’re just fed up with what’s considered good.

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@prodegy-pines​ || x

---- || Blue hues gave Malcolm a look over--he wasn’t  an expert in making potions just yet, but he had a spell  book to follow. However, it seemed that he may have  mixed it up the wrong way. 

“You don’t look okay, yet you’re still acting cocky.” Cody  took this chance to grab Mal, pulling him over to the bed  right before he smirks at him. This is his chance! “You’re  not going anywhere.” 

[fizzielilian]

Inner Demons

@prodegy-pines

Nathalia had called Dipper to her home to speak with him. She sits down next to him, pouring a cup of hot chocolate for him. She smiles before looking at him. “Dipper, I’ve been thinking.... As you know, I care about you a lot. You’re my closest friend and you mean the world to me. You’ve opened up to me and showed me Malcom.. But I want to know all of you. I want to meet Dante.” She says, looking him in the eyes.

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prodegy-pines replied to your post [��] Dipper sighed as he trekked around the forest...

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R E P O S T

1ST RULE: tag 9 people you’d like to know better

2ND RULE: BOLD the statements that are true.

Tagging: The people I am tagging may be from this blog or from one of my other sideblogs: @obsedian-paladin or @@broken-obscurial . Main is @arsenichazard  ( @authorrjcity )( @goldenbutnotinthegoodway ) ( @teapotauror ) ( @theglitterytwin )( @humanbillisfuckingupmyhead )( @milababicheva ) ( @2minari ) ( @staterathesmol ) ( @tobelovedistobedestroyed-albus )

Tagged by: ( @prodegy-pines )

I am 5'7" or taller

I wear glasses

I have at least one tattoo

I have at least one piercing

I have blonde hair (dirty blonde)

I have brown eyes

I have short hair

My abs are at least somewhat defined

I have or have had braces

PERSONALITY:

I love meeting new people

People tell me that I’m funny

Helping others with their problems is a big priority for me

I enjoy physical challenges

I enjoy mental challenges

I’m playfully rude with people I know well

I started saying something ironically and now I can’t stop saying it

There is something I would change about my personality

ABILITY:

I can sing well

I can play an instrument

I can do over 30 pushups without stopping

I’m a fast runner

I can draw well

I have a good memory

I’m good at doing math in my head

I can hold my breath underwater for over a minute

I have beaten at least 2 people in arm wrestling

I know how to cook at least 3 meals from scratch

I know how to throw a proper punch

HOBBIES:

I enjoy playing sports

I’m on a sports team at my school or somewhere else

I was in orchestra or choir at my school or somewhere else

I have learned a new song in the past week

I work out at least once a week

I’ve gone for runs at least once a week in the warmer months

I have drawn something in the past month

I enjoy writing

I do or have done martial arts

EXPERIENCES:

I have had my first kiss

I have had alcohol

I have scored the winning goal in a sports game

I have watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting

I have been at an overnight event

I have been in a taxi

I have been in the hospital or ER in the past year

I have beaten a video game in one day

I have visited another country

I have been to one of my favorite band’s concerts

RELATIONSHIPS:

I’m in a relationship

I have a crush on a celebrity

I have a crush on someone I know

I have been in at least 3 relationships

I have never been in a relationship

I have asked someone out or admitted my feelings to them

I get crushes easily

I have had a crush on someone for over a year

I have been in a relationship for at least a year

I have had feelings for a friend

MY LIFE:

I have at least one person I consider a “best friend”

I live close to my school

My parents are still together

I have at least one sibling

I live in the United States

There is snow right now where I live

I have hung out with a friend in the past month

I have a smartphone

I have at least 15 CD’s

I share my room with someone

RANDOM SHIT:

I have break-danced

I know a person named Jamie

I have had a teacher with a last name that’s hard to pronounce

I have dyed my hair

I’m listening to one song on repeat right now

I have punched someone in the past week

I know someone who has gone to jail

I have broken a bone

I ate a waffle today

I know what I want to do with my life (whether or not I can achieve it is a different story)

I speak at least 2 languages

[billcipherrp]

"Aww thanks~" Bill purred, "You clean up real nice too~" he pecked Dipper's lips and took his arm. "So where do you wanna go for dinner?" he chirped, "We'll need to eat up for the party tonight~"

If Mason loved the paranormal as much as he claimed to, he'd love this party. Especially since most of his friends weren't... well... human.

"You're going to have so much fun~ My friends will absolutely adore you~ " he kissed Mason again and started to tug him along the street, not really knowing where they were going.

"Did you sleep well last night~?" he asked deviously.

"I want the K." (LET'S BRING BACK THIS MEME. FOR OLD TIMES SAKE XD) (billcipherrp)

25. Nose Kiss.

Mason swallowed hard and raised his arm up almost mechanically. “Wait!” When Bill turned around, he felt his stomach become queasy. Those butterflies are really giving him a beating. Mason shuffled up to him nervously and stopped right in front of him. He looked him in the eye, planning to kiss him on the lips. However, the more he leaned in the more he realized that that could very well be a huge mistake. So instead, he reached in and kissed him on the nose, pulling back.

“Uhhh…that’s all. I just-There was something on your nose. I got it off for you.”

‘Awww, what a gentleman.’

‘Shut up Malcolm, you make flirting look easy!’