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“Whoever said I really exist? I am the macabre formless winds, the apparitions of nights, the creaks of walls, the shadows behind love, the oath behind broken, the flicking candle, I am a ghastly invention of a soulless God.”
— Channing M
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saturnias:
Well that makes one of us haha. I’ve been worried about things, is all. The last two times we’ve seen one another were rather unpleasant for you.
A loooooooooot of times are unpleasant for me, you just managed to see two of ‘em.
But, time for work.
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saturnias:
Oh, I see <3
I know that due to….circumstances, you needn’t worry too much about any permanent damage do be careful, hm? I do hope you at least had fun.
Don’t worry, I’m not masochist.
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saturnias:
Mm? Did I say something wrong?
No, it just sounds like a good idea.
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Why would you fire someone for sharing your face? you're fine as hell 🤔
Because you have to pay to see my face on my onlyfans, I just gave a free show 😔, what will my agent say?
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saturnias:
I did overlook that fact, you ARE more dexterous than most. I misjudged how intoxicated you were as a result it seems. Did you enjoy yourself at least?
Drink some water, dear and perhaps have a little something to eat.
Will do boss
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saturnias:
Ah.
I suppose you would be a good judge of that. Still, not something that’s pleasant.
So that’s why you posted your face, you are rather eloquent at typing while inebriated.
I have an amazing amount of dexterity and that shall not be affected by alcohol.
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saturnias:
Poor thing. :( Is it bad?
It’s tolerable, def doesn’t feel like getting shot in the head like most bitch about
I just wanna know who I gotta fire for letting my ass post selfies 😂😂😂
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Ass, titties, shots, ass, titties, drink
oh my god, this my favorite song
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saturnias:
No, dear, you make it all better. Perhaps my metaphor got a tad mixed up.
Ah. Yes, I am aware. They are not undeserved. Although, I cannot help but feel a bit jealous.
I can’t help that I’m insanely hot and got a stellar personality to match
I’m feeling a bit sleepy now, I’ve hope I’ve showered you with enough of my attention for now
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saturnias:
I think I might be able to give you a run for your money, I’d admit I am rather adept at dramatics. Do be careful, however, you may find yourself overwhelmed with messages for new fans.
Spice is perhaps a bit of an understatement, if I may be honest. It’s as if the rain finally stops when you’re around.
I typically bring more than just rain, a whole ass hurricane if I may.
And that’s fine with me, I’m not stranger to thirst messages
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saturnias:
I know, dear, I know. You said ‘of course.’ I can tell you meant it. I’m simply feeling rather impatient. My life is awfully dull and dreadful without you around, to put things lightly.
It was nice to see your pretty face again, even if not in person.
my absolutely gorgeous face, now posted for the world to also enjoy.
I shall haunt their dreams with my beauty, chisled by the gods themselves.
How dramatic can I be you all might be asking yourself? Very, is the answer.
And yes I do add a sort of ~flare~ in any ol’ boring day.
a little spice
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saturnias:
Oh? How cute, I’m pleased that all things considered you’re finding yourself in a good mood.
If only I were there to dance with you haha. I miss you, darling.
A shaaaaaaaame really.
And yes, I am aware Marion, but fret not I shall be back eventually.
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saturnias:
Well I hope it brings you some levity, dear. Your ‘vibing’ as you put it seems a bit lonesome to me, I rarely find myself in a good mood if I’m sitting and drinking in my bedroom.
I am dancing with phone and drink in hand, my mood can not be tarnished.
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saturnias:
It should be never.
Ah, understood dear. I appreciate being notified of it.
Cookie run? What’s that?
A mobile afk game essentially, and something to do.
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saturnias:
….Yet, darling? :(
My apologies for the reminder, I’ve been a tad worried is all.
Yeah, yet.
And it’s alright. Also my replies might be slow
playing cookie run
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