#procrastinating lmaooo

[ingapotejtoo]

silly season started so we back in business with this silly little au >:] more info on the drivers lineup under read more :thumbs_up:

startin from the leeeft

McLaren Scar Goodtimes #24 Jimmy Slayer #5

Ferrari Sparklez Conway #37 Tubbo Scorsce #7

Mercedes Joel Smallish #58 Etho Slab #44

Redbull Syndicate H.D #1 Jericho Boner #3

Each of these numbers have thought & meaning behind them. Except for Sparklez, that one we got from the source himself.

[reblogs-by-a-frog]

ship hairstyle swap challenge

genshin editionnnn

[kastlenetwork]

friday. december 27th | a marshmallow world

"what good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness." john steinbeck

[apple-cider-vinegarrr]

jaaalllpppphhhhhhhh jalph jalph… draw ralph really pissed with jack . For something . Jack is oblivious because he’s stupid …… im not creative I fear 😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓

Get silent treatment fucker

(Random au of mine that I don’t know much about other than they’re teens and Ralph does soccer)

bonus doodle 😼

[missmiseryguts]

slides some ideas under your door like a cat giving you a dead mouse

OH MY GOD YESSS... THIS INSORIED SOME DOODLES... GIGGLING.. AND ALSO A NEW COLOUR SCHEME IDEA

This is funny BC I have an oc who looks like Mu and her whole colour scheme is based off of a moth.. funny coincidence HSHSHS.. ALSO THE SHOOTING STAR ONE IS ADORABLE

Other shitty doodles.. I'm so gonna have to make actual little diagrams for these ones on my official little medallion variant cheatsheat. And actually make some for brewing medallion. LMFAOOO

I'll also think of more colour schemes (this is me procrastinating working on the finale this is me procrastinating working on the finale this is me procrastinating on working on the finale this is)

[journeyman-tier-fibercraft]

Cardigan S (Pattern | Yarn | Thread)

I have officially cast on for this cardigan! Sleeve #1 (aka Swatch #3). The OG swatch I used size US 8 needles for both the pattern and the ribbing which is exactly what the pattern states but honestly I think my ribbing looks like dogwater. For Sleeve #1 I swapped to a US 6 for the ribbing and then on the increase row swapped back to US 8. The pattern also has you go directly from ribbing into pattern rows but I'm inserting a wrong side stockinette row for that increase/needle size up and we'll see how it looks.

My pocket swatch/Swatch #2/the one mostly covered up by my hand gave both good and bad news. In good news, 26 stitches is wide enough both for my hand and more importantly my cellphone. In bad news, it wants the pockets to only be five inches tall, and that is NOT enough for either my hand or my cellphone. Easy fix esp considering I plan on completely ignoring every single direction on how to make the pockets Except for the actual stitch count. More on that once I get the Second (and hopefully last) yarn I ordered for pockets.

I didn't realize but because of this shiny thread I'm going to have to knit both sleeves and the two front pieces one at a time.... Taking lots of notes for how many rows I do things in to hopefully match them well enough.

[greghatecrimes]

PPTH Gang + What I Think They’d Order At Starbucks, brought to you in incredible and unnecessarily extra detail by a very tired barista!

House: Black eye (black coffee with two shots of espresso), adds his own cream and sugar very sparingly. Occasionally when he’s alone he orders a Caramel Ribbon Crunch frap (guilty pleasure).

Wilson: Grande hot latte with soy milk. He used to order the “skinny vanilla” (latte with skim milk and sugar free vanilla) but stopped because House made fun of him for ordering the white mom drink.

Cuddy: This woman will drink any kind of coffee she can get her hands on in the morning. Even really, really shitty coffee. She just needs something to get through the day. But if she’s got time for Starbucks, I know she’s absolutely getting a tall Brown Sugar Oat Milk Shaken Espresso with two extra shots of espresso (four total). (That is a lot of espresso for a small drink and she needs all of it). She looks so stressed out that the barista draws a smiley face or a star next to her name on the cup, or writes “have a great day!”

Cameron: The Taylor Swift latte. Grande skim latte with caramel. She’s a basic bitch but she knows what she likes, good for her! In the fall she’s 100% a pumpkin spice latte girl and she probably also has the date written on her calendar for when Peppermint Mochas come back in the winter. When asked her name: “It’s Allie, A-L-L-I-E. Thanks!” automatically spells it out to make the barista’s life 3x easier.

Chase: Cameron orders for him because Chase has no idea what the names for anything are. Also likes a good Peppermint Mocha around Christmas (Cameron got him hooked; he stops drinking them after the divorce). Rest of the year he goes for an Americano, iced or hot, with almond milk. His Starbucks name is Bob, which never fails to make Cameron laugh. (Now I’m imagining putting that order out and yelling “ICED AMERICANO FOR BOB!” into a busy cafe and Chase standing there cluelessly like “who? me?” until Cameron nudges him, and I’m laughing my ass off)

Foreman: Regular, plain ol’ black coffee, any kind of dark roast. He adds his own cream very liberally but isn’t a fan of sugar in his coffee.

Thirteen: I spent way too much time thinking of the perfect thing for her. If she just gets coffee at work, just regular decaf coffee is fine. The bitter taste wakes her up since there’s no caffeine. If she wants a nice coffee, I think she’d like a decaf Doppio (two shots of espresso) with a bit of almond milk, one pump of vanilla, and one pump of hazelnut. Hot or iced, but always decaf. Gently but firmly tells the barista to please make sure it’s decaf because she’s “caffeine intolerant” (not wholly a lie. Helps her avoid the caffeine jitters.) Never uses her real name, either gives a random one or just says “Thirteen, like the number” when asked for a name by the barista. Always leaves a tip when she has cash. Orders her drink iced at any time of year if she’s in the mood for it and gets harassed by House for it.

Kutner: Rotates between different superhero names for his Starbucks name (Tony Stark, Clark Kent, Bruce Wayne, Clint Barton, etc.). Taub wants to melt through the floor every time he gets coffee with Kutner and his order is called out. Kutner thinks it’s hilarious. I really feel like he would be happy with anything you give him, but I think his go to if he’s specifically at Starbucks would be a java chip frap despite the fact that Taub lectures him about it (if he’s gonna treat himself to expensive coffee it may as well taste good!!). Also RIP Kutner you would have loved the Dragon Drink so much (both for the badass name AND the fact that it’s purple)

Taub: Doesn’t go to Starbucks often, probably really only goes with Kutner. Just orders a regular latte or cappuccino. He says he doesn’t see the point of adding in all the flavors and stuff because it’ll just drown out the coffee. Might put some cinnamon on top if there’s a shaker of it on the condiment bar. Would add cinnamon or nutmeg at home if he has the luxury of having a late morning and making his own coffee.

Bonus! Amber: Drinks iced coffee in the middle of a blizzard. Could also down shots of espresso like they’re tequila. The most intense bitch. Would be very visibly tense or stressed when ordering but as soon as her order’s done she’d thank the barista pretty genuinely. Go-to order is a cinnamon dolce latte, no whip but keep the cinnamon dolce powder.

[floydleart]

i DO wanna know about this au. tell me about it!!!!!!!!!

This ask is like months old but I think it was in regards to my fairy au??

Anyways fairy au info below cut:

Xephos is a fairy that lives in Lalna’s old gran’s backyard beneath a tree with a colony of bees. When his grandmother dies, Lalna inherits the house and discovers this lil fairy dude living in his back garden. They very slowly go from mutually staring at the other with interest to being friends and later a bit more fluffy romance stuff. At one point during the winter Xeph’ holes up in Lalna’s walls because it’s warmer so he becomes Lalna’s borrower-esque roommate. They can’t really talk to each other because Xeph’s vocal chords are so small Lalna can’t hear so lots of non-verbal communication. Lalna shrinks himself at some points so they can talk. Rythian and fairy!Zoeya are also there. Ryth’ can talk to fairies because his magic compensates for the small vocal chords so he can hear and Lalna hates him for this. Xephos also can’t fly because Spooky Past and doesn’t really remember his past either. Oh, and fairy!Lomadia kidnaps Xephos at one point also because she thinks Lalna is holding him against his will lol. It’s one of my more self-indulgent aus.

Also, Xephos loves strawberries :3

[blindmagdalena]

THAT’S YOU??? YOU’RE SO BEAUTIFUL!!!😍🙌🏻😭

you have a kind soul

[incomingawn]

It is entirely possible to go to Nokron and Nokstella without doing any and/or most of Ranni’s quest.

So I’m left wondering, story wise, like in universe, what would happen to Ranni if the Tarnished of No Renown didn’t aid her at all. Forget completing the quest and choosing a different ending, what if the Tarnished became Elden Lord without interacting with her at all and a new age was ushered in??

[jacarandaaaas]

the list of stuff I need to draw gets longer every minute I need to start writing it down so I don’t forget😭 uh top of my head

- pepa and julieta in sundresses ☀️

- 2 moabel drawings

- Popstar au Magazine covers!!

- Luisa’s Popstar au Profile

- mirabel and Alma drawing from months back

- moabel modern au

- Popstar au doodles

[lonely-night]

what if I still make that happiest season/mrs fletcher agathario au gif even though the scenes don't really match

[winteringart]

Had a good pose ref that I wanted to draw some gay bitches in, thought Mabel and Anna would be perfect. They were!

(@mabelpod-described, @mabelpodcast)

IMAGE ID: A copic marker illustration of Anna Limón and Mabel Martin standing together naked. They are both mixed indigenous Mexican women. Anna, whose left arm is made of black bone, is slightly taller and has thicker, darker, and straighter hair. She has normal eyes. Mabel is slightly shorter and has curlier, redder hair. Her skin is slightly warmer. The whites of her eyes are green and she has pointy elf ears. They stand in front of a tree covered in lichen. Mabel has her left arm wrapped around Anna's shoulders and her right arm behind her head. Anna has her left arm, the one made of bone, reaching up to hold Mabel's left hand, and her right arm wrapped around Mabel's waist. END ID.

[lumiereandcogsworth]

tagged by @splendiferous-bitch thanks dude >:)

the last song i listened to: farmer refuted from hamilton

favorite color: blue and pink and yellow are all quite nice

currently watching: lots of movies and lots of smosh

spicy/savory/sweet: savory but i also love sweets

relationship status: 🧍‍♀️

current obsession: mmmm i don’t think i have a current obsession 🤔 like obviously batb 2017 is a constant, and smosh is still very beloved to me, but i don’t think i have anything particularly new floating around my mind lately.

favorite board game: i need to play clue again, that’s a good time. also hues and cues is really fun. and monopoly is always silly

coffee or tea: NEITHER. hot chocolate

favorite piece of clothing i own: my puppet history hoodie. orrr my batb pajama pants. i wear that combo like every evening.

last movie i watched: live action cinderella because i’ve been WANTING to rewatch it for so long but it was inexplicably Not On Disney+ ??? but the other day i noticed it was suddenly there so i gave it a rewatch immediately. it’s still nice :)

dogs or cats: i genuinely adore both and LOVE spending time with both, but i’d rather own a cat

no pressure tags: @gayassbenaffleck @freakwiththeknifecollection @roberrtphilip @gavotteangel @enchanted-keys @hoohoobeanie @japhan2024 @transvalkilmer @autumnrose11 @thavron @ginnyweatherby @not-a-birb @smoshpostiing @ihrtmichael @misscrazyfangirl321 @romeoandjulietyouwish + anyone can say i tagged them <3

[cellophaine]

I’m having a hard time writing the opening to chapter 9 of A Languor Spell 🫠 this might delay my writing process, which in turn, delay my editing process, which then make me late for the deadline on Sunday since I’ll be working for 6 (potentially 7) days straight and I won’t have much free time and now I’m freaked out because I really don’t want to be late for update again 😭

Also this is me after looking at the optics on Art after chapter 8: