#probsnothawkeye

[kazieka]

Multiple of my mutuals have put the baby Gamers post on my dash today and every time I'm like "!!!!! That's my mutual!!! And her Gamers!!! I love The Gamers!!!"

the gamers love YOU TOO pine 💜

[felixcosm]

Seeing the fighting between you (Eagle simp) and Hunter Jeremiah Hartley simps is very fun for me as someone who does not like either of them (well. I like them as antagonists, think they're very compelling but I don't simp for either)

I'm just here like "Huh, murder simp on murder simp violence. Fun!"

Pine. Pine, my friend, my dear mutual, my sibling in FLINCH, you have to believe me, I'm right! Us Eagle simps are so depreciated and we are fighting so hard for recognition.

[camlannpod]

From the ask game you shared: 🤝- podcast with your favorite friendship dynamic

Aaaaaaaaah this is such a lovely one to choose! (From this post) I mean....it's Wooden Overcoats right? The found family of Antigone, Rudyard and Georgie messes me up. Especially season 3 and the finale. The friendship between those three is one of the things that got me into podcasting in the first place.

[gender-void-partially-stars]

Hello Lyfrassir Syntax gender-void-partially-stars my beloved mutual throwing in some love for your later added names because they are very cool. I'm a big fan of Syntax as a name. Like "Oh that's my mutual Syntax!" And Lyfrassir just fucks as a name in general. 1000/10 name choices

thank you!!! im so sorry i didnt see this ask earlier but i appreciate it pine love youuu

[judesstfrancis]

My book unrecommendation is The Sanatorium by Sarah Pearse

Premise makes it seem like it will be full of ghost

There are no ghosts

There are a million different murderer reveals, each less interesting than the last with motives that range from "huh?" to "wow." The plot grips and loses itself with each chapter. Every time you start to like the main character she does something to make you hate her. They tease so much with her backstory only to flip it on its head in the least satisfying way ever. The only likeable one is her boyfriend who should definitely leave her

All of this and not a single fucking ghost. A major waste of time

OH IVE SEEN THIS ONE this is def a book I have almost purchased before so I'm so glad to know it is this bad in advance 🩷

[felixcosm]

Ummm he tortures Mike Walters because he wants to see them whimper and squirm, isn't that the pinnacle of gay?

EXPLAIN WHAT YOU MEAN WITH HOMOPHOBIC /lh

He only tortures Mikes Walters, a confirmed gay. Is that not the most homophobic act of all?

[fridayyy-13th]

just saw your neocities site and flipped out to see ur favorite book was the house in the cerulean sea oh my goodness... that one is so good :] (site is so cool btw wow wow wow)

yes!!! i read it like two years ago and absolutely loved it. nearly cried at the epilogue. since then i've bought two more of TJ Klune's works, Under the Whispering Door and In the Lives of Puppets, the latter of which i have yet to read. (i'm reading Good Omens at the moment!)

i literally read all of UtWD in a day, i tore into that thing like a man possessed. definitely recommend 👍 (reading it in general, not binging it. it's likely better experienced over a longer period of time lol 😅)

[abelllia]

Can someone rec me some fluffy multichap romcom jmart? Nothing too heavy.

[400wordsahorror]

Nothing can hurt more than love, my dear.

Featuring @taytayheyhey and @probsnothawkeye

[baseballboots]

Tiny teenage David and Tiny Nicole!!! (His mom!)

Thank you @probsnothawkeye for brainstorming ideas with me <3 (and for the emotional and psychic damage inflicted upon me when you’re Nicole! Waugh owie!!)

[wanderersjournalpod]

Thank you so much to @probsnothawkeye (Pine) for donating to our season 2 crowdfunder! We are calling out to you from the depths of the forest.

Want to make a contribution? Check out our crowdfunder at crowdfundr.com/wanderersjournal

[kazieka]

Hi hello I see you hatoful boyfriend posting and would love to hear your favorite wild thing about that game (I have only ever seen people stream it and know very little and love hearing the wild bits)

oh jeez. ok. i hope you're ready for a wild ride. Hatoful Boyfriend spoilers under the cut, as well as some.... screenshots

im a depraved little freak so im a sucker for the True Ending. Prior to the True Ending, its a (fairly) normal dating sim But With Birds, including school festivals, class hikes, and Legumentine's Day (where you can buy seeds for the birdie of your affections). in the true ending, the player character is straight up killed halfway through the school year and the POV flips to the boyfriend birds trying to solve the murder in one of the wildest tonal shifts i have ever seen in video games.

while this is going on, the bird school goes into lockdown because the Player Character was the only human at bird school and the humans see her death as a threat (there's this whole thing about the bird/human war that only just ended) (the birds won). listen. listen. You, The Player Character, were Dismembered, and your body parts scattered through the school. In A Bird Dating Simulator. its such a wild left turn from the rest of the game which was fairly normal, as far as the game could be. the boyfriend birds are stalked through the locked down school by a bleeding scarecrow monster.

Apart from the True Ending, which takes about 4x as long to complete as any of the other routes, the other routes are... pretty wild in their own right. here's some screenshots from the normal routes.

and aside from THESE, just... the sheer amount of worldbuilding that went into Hatoful Boyfriend. On the surface it seems like a goofy dating sim (and to a degree, it is!! there are some genuinely cute moments!!) but just under the surface is a story about a bird flu vaccine gone wrong, birds gaining sapience, a war (that, again, the humans lost), tensions between the species, war crimes... its insane how much detail there is about a silly game about going to Bird School, Which Is For Birds.

there is also a lady birdie who rides a motorcycle. The motorcycle is not bird-sized. she also drives at 2 miles per hour because she takes road safety extremely seriously. im sorry if this is incoherent but thats just how this game is. it's 99 cents on Steam right now. im begging you all to purchase it and see what i mean

[tellnotalespod]

I’ve shared this on Twitter but I think it’s only fair I warn you all here: @probsnothawkeye has granted me unfathomable powers and I WILL be abusing them. Thank you for your understanding on this matter.

[gender-void-partially-stars]

Lyfrassir I would love to have mutual bingo done for me please

hiiii pine <3

[judesstfrancis]

https://twitter.com/jonginbom_/status/1677708423528341506?t=Xhk4YkO4UyW5ykRbMl_lrQ&s=19

Apparently Patrick did "What A Time to Be Alive" during his little piano break yesterday

This felt like important information to provide you with

HE DID AHHHHHH

[probsnothawkeye]

I am Grotto posting again! This one was prompted by and dedicated to my dear friend @baseballboots! Karen draws arts for me and I write for her it is a perfect system <3