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me, eating a pile of nuts, cheese, and apple: mmmm tasty

the medieval peasant in my head watching me eat: thou knowst what would MAKETH this meal? dried fruits.

me, getting out the raisins: god damn, etheldred, you are SO right

the medieval peasant in my head: yet thou art still not heeding mine words regarding the blasphemy

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Wow, what an odyssey, it was truly... epic

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From the ithaca live, I’m sorry Steven but i need to draw this one

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Honestly if we didn’t share the planet with funny little animals I would have fucking lost it years ago

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new eevee evolution called ibuprofeon

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Can we please appreciate Odysseus being a silent stalker in the shadows, taking out suitors with his bow, not deigning to speak to them as he takes them out one by one

until some of them go "we have to strike him in the darkness too! we know the halls of this palace! the odds can be tilted!"

and Odysseus, built this palace with his very hands, has to step out of the shadows like "are you this fucking stupid"

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dinosaurs are like the coolest thing possible for a child to learn about. it’s like hey i know you were just borned but giant monsters are real and they fought each other in wars for 100000000000 years and then blew up when the sky exploded.

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hugs 12 year old me. u will always be the same sorta in some ship of theseus type of way

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here you go professor. several pages of home brewed bullshit. as opposed to the chatgpt-brewed bullshit you're used to these days. i hope u enjoy it i worked very hard on it ❤️

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so much of being an ok person is just 1) not panicking, 2) not taking things personally, and 3) not letting the vindictive gargoyle that lives in your head tell you what to do. this sucks because brains love doing those things

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my goal for 2025 is small simple and clear: change my whole entire life

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"post without tags?" OH IM FUCKING SORRY #BEES #9/11

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a second bumblebee has hit the flowers

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a bird i saw who saw me

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Sleep and Death

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not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

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they removed capybara walking (1887) from letterboxd so i'm letting it live on my blog forever