#probs vv inaccurate

[seamgel]

rating LS members by how i think they'd feel, taste, smell and sound like !!! [i only watch like a few of them so some may be inaccurate, it's all /lh btw]

4C: he feels like jelly ofc, prob tastes sour-sweet, smells of daisies and sounds like soft wind 3/4 [i hate sour things ckdjskdn]

Rek: tastes like syrup, feels like sorta airy and soft, defo smells like fresh air and he sounds like birds chirping 4/4 :3

Terrain: he smells of leaves and mint [is mint leaves ???], he tastes like make-up, sounds like a piano and feels like a mossy rock 2/4 [mmm make-up is blegh and i do not like the smell of purely mint]

Zam: smells like petrichor [the highest of compliments], sounds like soft sheep bahs, he feels like quick sand and tastes like a strawberry lolipop 4/4 !!!

Jaron: he feels smooth and silky, tastes of caramel, def smells like sticky notes and sounds like a creaking swing 4/4 :]

Planet: sounds like the rumbling of inside a car [driving home at night after a long day !!!], tastes like cotton, smells like a lemon and feels like butterfly wings 2/4 [cotton blegh, and the smell of lemons<<<]

Bacon: smells of lavender candles, feels kinda like a rough rock, tastes like hot chocolate [ik i could've said bacon but he does NOT taste like bacon !!! /lh] and sounds like laughing children 3/4 [lavender candles kinda smell not like lavender yk ??]

Red: he tastes of steak, smells like dry wall, feels like magma and sounds kinda like the quiet of night 3/4 [ouch magma]

Vi: sounds like echoed screaming [like with a heavenly voice tho-], defo tastes like whipped cream, he feels like a rough carpet and smells like actual lavender 2/4 [rough carpet bad :[ i fucking hate whipped cream who the fuck likes whipped cream]

Subz: smells of shrubbery, tastes like paper, sounds like angry bass [the instrument not an angry bass cksjdkn] and he feels like fur 4/4 :D<

Mapicc: smells like make-up, he defo tastes like mint [fuck yea slay king], sounds like rubble crashing and feels like metal 4/4 :]

Ro: tastes bitter like paint, sounds high pitched idk how to explain it, feels like a fluffy gown and smells like water 2/4 [mmm paint, high pitch hurts my ears :<]

Parrot: feels like scratchy fabric, smells like salt water, sounds like snow yk ?? and tastes like coffee 2/4 [coffe and scratcht fabric<<<]

Spoke: he sounds like a screaching car [i'm sorry king], tastes like gummies, feels airy and cold and smells like a fresh book 3/4 [i'm so sorry king]

Poafa: smells like air spray [idk what it's called cksnkd], sounds like the chatter of a cafe, tastes vv faint but vv funky and feels like grass 4/4 :>

Mid: she feels like cardboard ?? smells like smoke, sounds like howling wind and tastes like spicy ramen 3/4 [do not like the smell of smoke ty]

Branzy: tastes like rubber, rlly smells like metal, he sounds like Potential Breakup Song by Aly & AJ i'm not joking, feels like tree bark 2/4 [bah rubber and metal :P]

Clutch: he feels like fire, tastes like blood, sounds like soft knife sharpening and smells like a restaurant [look i was listening to And everything around us burns i'm sorry pdiejd] 4/4 !!!

Cube: tastes like plastic [rubix cube head], smells like a city, feels like a sunset and sounds like a loud, low rumbling 3/4 [plastic is super blegh !!]

Minutech: sounds like the sounds of the galaxy, feels warm like soup, tastes like ice and smells like chemicals 3/4 [mmm tasty chemicals]

Jumper: tastes like flowers, smells like dust, sounds french [idk either hon] and feels sorta like playdough 3/4 [dust is unpleasent]

Clown: tastes like cotton candy, sounds like gears creaking, feels like cold tiles and smells like toxins 2/4 [toxins are p self explanatory tbh and cold tiles<<]

Pangi: smells like sand, sounds like a banjo [what a funky dude], feels like thorns ans tastes like tacos 4/4 :3

Vortex: feels warm, sounds like laughter, tastes sour and smells like a forest 3/4 [sourrr]

Leo: tastes like ink, smells like lemons, feels like fur and sounds like bangs 1/4 [shit that's the lowest score, i'm so sorry, the only good thing is fur,,,,,,]

Woogie: sounds like an electric guitar, feels like snow, tastes like milk tea and smells like plastic 3/4 [plastic does not smell good, it barely has a smell but it's bad]

Ash: tastes vv much like soup, smells like daisies, sounds like Dark Beach by Pastel Ghost and feels like rushing water 4/4 :D<

i am so sleepy i spent an hour and half on this (, ,｡)

[artuchix]

AFTG AS THINGS ME AND MY SIBLINGS HAVE SAID BECAUSE ITS 5AM AND IM BORED:

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Nicky, sobbing: I love you all so much you don't understand

Andrew, eating a tub of ice cream: Enough to get me more ice cream?

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The foxes watching Stranger things:

Allison: Those monsters are so disgusting

Andrew, without looking up: Bee said you should try not to talk about yourself like that

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Kevin, unconscious and wasted:

Neil, poking him with a stick: I think he's dead. I want his room.

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Dan: Why are you in my closet?

Neil, eating a bag of chips: I live here now.

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Riko, with his head in a bin: Fucking get off of me!

Andrew sitting on Rikos back: No

[ewkatsuki]

BOYFRIEND!CONNIE SPRINGER

ft. connie springer

warnings. fem!reader, fluff, kissies, university au, pet names like baby & mamas, inaccurate height description ( hes tall idc )

he literally never wears shirts in his apartment. they’re non-existent!!! he literally just lays around in boxers and that’s fine to him.

he probs let’s you paint his toes. like literally any color YOU want. everytime you ask what he wants he’s like “whatever you wanna do, baby”

he shit-talks ppl with u. he just loves watching you ramble angrily about ppl. he’d be like “i know right, so annoying” meanwhile he has no idea who he’s talking about

hugs u from the back for no reason

he DEFINITELY calls you “my girl” all the time. and not in like a “i own you, kitten” way, just in a way he loves talking about you!!!

def rambles about u to sasha. she introduced the two of you and now that ur dating shes calls herself “number one match-maker!!!”

a lil gamer!connie, but he would stop playing like valorant or smth with eren and armin just lay with u and do nothing. probably play with ur hair or tracing his fingers around ur thighs

calls you mamas. def says it when you two are alone. he calls u other things too like baby, babe & some random inside joke name like broccoli

he’s touchy. so vv touchy omg. like he LOVESSSSS touching you. and not in a sexual way just has his hands on u cause he’s comfortable that way. hands on ur tits type guy

neck kissies!!!! he loves watching you melt everytime he kisses ur neck

KNUCKLE KISSES. kisses ur knuckles like your some typa fairytale princess.

he is just so weak for you in general. and he looks kinda tuff because of his hair but he is rlly the sweetest ever. like he’ll cook, clean, rub ur feet, massage ur back, pay for you ETC. and every time u question why he does things you could easily do on ur own he’ll just say, “whatever my girl wants, she gets.”

what the aot wiki says, connie is a TALL MAN. like maybe 6’??? like everything says he’s short. like NO this man is TALLLL idc

he’s not exactly super buff, but he definitely has a six pack!!! it’s not like extremely defined but it’s there

his parents r probs lawyers (when they’re not titans yk) or something so he’s maybe majoring business or smth like that. omfg business!connie

when ur sick he’ll make u soup and lay in bed cuddling you all day. even though he knows he gonna be sick himself, he doesn’t even care.

hes just caring like that yk. he’d watch movies with you, sleep with you or even lay n doing nothing. he just wants to be with you.

now when HES sick. hes clingy but at he same time he just wants you to not get sick.

he’s like “nooooooo stay away from me you have exams no you can’t get sick” while he’s sniffling and sneezing on everything.

i hope you enjoyed!! what was ur fav? mine was the first bit part!! - skye

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