#problem-solvin
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red-engineer-blog · 15 days ago
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…..Yuour workssshopp is warmmm….
You, uh, doin’ alright, slim? Watcha doin’ down here? Bit of a ways out just for a warm workshop, ain’t it?
Is that a bullet wound..?
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bernie-jsyk · 9 months ago
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editing
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cat-loving-elf · 7 months ago
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doin some sick and wicked skateboarding tricks would solve a lot of problems for me rn and would also totes kick ass *does a kickflip and then ollies the fuck out* (also im chillaxed to the max so its not like i have a lot of problems, but w/e)
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italic-doing-random-shit · 10 months ago
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bold of you to assume I have brain cells
And I am ONLY AN INCH SHORTER THEN YOU
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duskodair · 2 years ago
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yeah i am fuckin great at my job. yes it is the autism that makes me so good. im the fuckin excel wizard. people are beggin me to work my magic on their spreadsheets
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nefretemerson · 4 months ago
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i 🩷 ratchet straps:)))))
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nthflower · 4 months ago
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You know it's sad that shady sands citizens lost their home etc but my theory is probably some war crime ncr did come back to bite them back or they probably bite something bigger than they can handle again.
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wilwheaton · 4 months ago
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But there is a growing panic down in Trumpy Town. Celebrity Punk Joe Rogan says; You know, I sure like that Kennedy guy and I’m tired of the same old Democrats and Republicans. Then, after the cult came after him. Rogan back peddles furiously, But don’t ask me! I don’t know nothin about nothin, about no politics! Joe knows paychecks. The cult is unforgiving, and you can only fall from the high wire once and that’s it. They’ll move on, and the circle just gets smaller. White Redneck Nick Fuentes has denounced Big Brother to the inner Party faithful. They see something and are trying to say something. Trump is losing his edge and losing the lunatic fringe. He’s lost a step and they know it. He’s not as sharp as he used to be. Check out this pearl of wisdom, “Which is incapable of solvin’ even the sollest…smallest problem. The simplest problems we can no longer solve. We are an institute in a powerful death penalty.” Real Gettysburg address stuff, huh?
Panic Down in Trumpy Town
I love this for them.
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anaughtythane · 6 days ago
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Seduce your muse! Gin: “Ah’ve a problem ah need yer ‘elp solvin’.”
Seduce my muse (still accepting)
Never been less turned on | Ugh no | I’d give you a try | Yes, yes, YES | I’M READY NOW DAMMIT
Thane tried to be swuave and cool but his beet red blush hid nothing.
"Well, Miss Gin, I might have the solution to your problem. But it seems to be a recurring issue, can I trust you'll cooperate for a long time on this. We can do our best to solve that problem. What is it this time, specifically?"
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yourpalmickeymouse · 10 days ago
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What's your opinion on Donald's nephews?
And who would win in a fight between yours or his/j
Hiya hatred-n-hav0c,
Why, I think Huey, Dewey, and Louie are mighty swell boys, and I'm not just sayin' that cause Donald's my best friend. Everytime I come over and visit Duckburg, those three continue to impress me over and over again. They're just such playful boys, but also have good hearts 💕 and smart minds 🧠. In fact sometimes it feels like they're the ones keepin' Donald and Scrooge in check, ha ha. 😆
I think what I'm really impresses me the most is their problem solvin'. It feels like no matter what comes their way they're always able to come up with a fun and clever solution. Whether they're relying on their Junior Woodchuck knowledge or even their own skills. I really like despite how similar they can be, they also stand out and help in different ways. Huey has such smart intellect, Louie, incredible instinct, and Dewey, a strong drive. Donald really has done such a great job raisin' 'em 😊. I can't wait continue watchin' 'em grow up and see the great men they become.
Um, as for who would win in a fight... Uh... Well... I don't really think the boys should be fightin'. I would much rather they get along and learn to work together. Plus to be honest I think I would be a l'il bit biased. mine.
But thanks a bunch for the question. Hope to see ya 'round,
- M.M.
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voidaxolotl · 3 months ago
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Sitting here watching Jurrasic Park for the milli-fuckin-th time and have been thinking about ways the parked could've worked if they had, like, at least one person who ran a successful zoo with animals that weren't depressed.
Theres a whole post somewhere about giving the dinosaurs enrichment within their enclosures- like a giant pumpkin full of goats for the t-rex's, puzzles and doors with handles for the raptors, etc- and I can't help but to agree.
If Hammond had been patient and set up at least a year of just watching and researching the creatures they made, on the island were there are no cages and whatnot, then "paid no experience" to get some kind of animal handlers or something who have worked with apex predators- the carnivores in the park would've been too preoccupied with whatever lil toys and games that were made for them to be running at electic fences or noticing that said fences weren't elecrified anymore (like eventually they would've probably noticed? But if you have the big-boi-T-rex busy all day trying to get his lil arms into a giant verson of one of those dog treat things where you coat the inside with peanut butter? Big-boi would be too tired at night to go poke at a fence)
Now yes, the "raptors" (apparently the ones in the movies are closer to Utah raptors, not velocerapters?) could still pose a large problem with those large craniums the movies give them (those girls are sitting like, from well trained dog to tested monkey level of problem solvin). Solution? Don't breed raptor?
Yeah they'd miss out on one of the most popular dinosaur attraction, but the park would totally be safer. (it alsp would of they just, didn't put any of the carnivorous boys on the island but lets be real, that would be asking too mich of a large corporation) If they REALLY want raptors they could probably start with a much larger encloser to let them run around and check out the entire thing, then probably place different mazes with different prizes given to them at the end (maybe not food unless tbey see a human giving saod food to them or they'll associate "escape" or "getting in/out" of something = "food at the end" and end up eating whatever they see on the other side unless they are trained to associate "human" as "food giver" and not food)
But yeah. If Hammond had gotten a research team to go watch the "wild" creations he made for at least a year (if not each creatures life spans), hired trainers, handlers, etc who have worked with apex predators and large herbivors, had paid for larger enclosers and any enrichment for the animls- maybe his park would've held a better chance.
Oh, and firing Henry Wu. That was something the post I referenced earlier added- and I agree. Also, no making up "new dinosaurs" the things you made are already "new dinosaurs" because they're different to fossils and will have a diffierent behavior due to the new ecosystem they have been thrusted into (I believe both Henry and Grant make comments about this? The fact that what was made for the park weren't actually dinosaurs, just creatures we started giving that name to for lack of a better one)
Just make more dino merch if they park starts failing! But lets be real, with the emount of neurodivergent people who hyperfixate on dinosaurs, and the amount of kids that have a dinosaur phase almost right away, Jurassic Park would always have some kind of audience.
Anyways- theres my TED talk-
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red-engineer-blog · 1 month ago
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Greetings, laborer. It seems you've made your way onto this...Web site.
I can get you in contact with the rest of the Team.
-Spy.
Howdy! Good t’ see you havin’ fun on here, didn’t think you the type to wanna do this kinda thing. What with keepn’ things to yourself ‘n all. Either way, that’d be nice! Didn’t know I was late to the party here
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illarian-rambling · 9 months ago
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Character Introduction: Astra DuClaire, Best Witch of the Borderlands
Three hundred sixty-one, that makes twelve hundred and two in total savings. Twelve hundred and two.... Less than halfway there.
The witch’s eyes flicked up, one burning an exotic blue against her dusky brown skin and the other a chip of ice ringed by ivory white. She was quiet for a long time, relying on her stare to do its work. Beni began to sweat at her refusal to blink, too polite to look away, yet desperate to anyways.
“That thing ate somebody,” Astra finally said. “Ripped ’er clean in two and tried to drink the life inside. Wraiths remember their former lives, in a way. They yearn for things they can no longer feel. ’Cept, they don’t know they can’t get it back and it makes ’em spittin’ mad. So they kill. And they don’t stop till somebody puts ’em down. Now, I don’t know about you, but I think that’s worth five hundred geepae.”
“Please, I really tried to get the money,” Beni whimpered. “Everyone pitched in. I just…. I….”
Astra sighed heavily, though not callously. “If ya don’t have it, ya don’t have it. I ain’t heartless. Hows-about we work up some sorta trade instead?”
The Alderwoman put a hand to her chest with an overjoyed gasp. Astra didn’t try to hide her eye roll.
“Really? Oh, Master DuClaire, you are most generous. I don’t know what a village a’ this size could offer a rune scribe such as yourself—”
The woman held up a hand to cut her off. “To start with, you can call me by the proper title. It’s Ms. DuClaire, not master. I’m a witch. Not a book mage, not an alchemist, not any a' the hundred names people call folk who work in material magic. No one who calls themself that would be out here solvin’ your wraith problem. Ya got it?”
Beni nodded fervently. “I understand, Ms. DuClaire.”
In her eyes, however, it was very clear she did not. Astra didn’t care. Someone this far out wouldn’t have any experience with the taxonomical world of Republic magic and the meanings that came with such names. Just so long as she got the title right though, everything would be copacetic. Astra didn’t want to deal with the hassle that would fly her way if the young Alderman didn’t. She was already skirting the edge of magical malpractice as it was.
Pride and insecurity are the two component parts that make up the witch Astra DuClaire. Both push and pull her from within, as predictable as the tides. She defends what she sees as her subpar magic with white-knuckled fury, hoping that no one can see through the arrogance to the uncertainty within.
Astra was both to a pair of debtors, Dahlia and Elwe DuClaire, in the dinky farming village of Nakaow. Debtors in the Republic are treated much like indentured servants. They work for their contract holder until their debt is paid off, daily room and board prices being added onto what they owe. If that debt is not paid off within their lifetime, then their children must pay it in their stead. This is the shadow Astra grew up under. Though her family was loving and her momma Elwe managed to teach Astra her letters, life in Nakaow was anything but easy. Astra suffered malnutrition, which stunted her growth, and worked for most of her childhood in a rice paddy.
These grueling circumstances lit a flame in the bright young girl. Astra had always heard stories of magic and the miracles it could bring. Though not born a sorcerer, she vowed to learn the trade of book magic to both better her family's situation and sate her own curiosity. When she was sixteen, she traveled on foot to the city of Yewbury to apply to the esteemed Yewbury College of the Arcane. Though she knew nothing of runes yet, Astra assumed they would allow her to join an entry-level class with other students lacking experience. However, the other students weren't barefoot debtors' daughters. She was laughed out of the institute and refused entry.
As demoralizing as this was, Astra refused to let this stop her, though it did instill her with a lifelong loathing of academics. She rented a cheap room in the city in exchange for cleaning the shop below. She snuck into lecture halls. She learned how to break into the famed Yewbury Archive without a library card. She bribed one professor of runic mechanics, Jaimir Savintall, to let her use his lab space in exchange for cleaning up his experiments and grading his papers. Astra worked tirelessly for years to teach herself rune magic, and by the time she was twenty, she proved this learning by building the Extraordinaire, a steam-powered, dragon-legged vardo wagon fueled by nothing but runes.
However, there was still the matter of her certification. The certification exam for a book mage cost four thousand geepae; more money than Astra had ever seen in her life and about the cost of both her mothers' contracts put together. Instead of staying in Yewbury to save up for that, Astra left the dour mage city in pursuit of non-governmental jobs. Her goal was to pay off her parents' contracts, and then maybe go back for her certification, though she was well aware by then that the exams were scored more on nepotism than anything else. Astra would spend the next five years hunting for potion ingredients, battling magical beasts, installing runic machines in poor towns, and equipping the occasional magical prosthetic. It was a lonely life, containing just her, her cat Mercher's Day, and the open road. That loneliness would be broken though, when she encountered a half-scrapped robot lying on the side of the road. Her decision to save it instead of selling it for parts would change the trajectory of Astra's life wildly.
This is where The Mystery of the Mortal God picks up. It's also how Astra makes her first real friend ever; one Mashal Darezsho.
Personality wise, Astra is braggadocious, coarse, prickly, and has a chip on her shoulder the size of a mountain. She speaks about her magic with the utmost bravado, though she doubts her skill deep down due to years of being talked down to by licensed mages. She is very physically affectionate with the few friends she has, and her love language is gift giving, usually by way of some invention. She tends to be very grouchy with people she perceives as smarter or of higher standing than her. This translates as her acting like an arrogant shithead. At the end of the day though, all Astra really wants to do is to help her people, even if that's hard to see sometimes through her vicious need to prove herself and worrying levels of curiosity about matters best left untouched.
As for what she looks like, Astra stands at an optimistic 5'1" in her boots, and she has a curvy build with some decent muscle. Her hair is curly and black. Her skin is a light brown, with vitiligo patches around her mouth and right eye. That right eye is a paler blue than her left, which is the color of a candle flame's heart. She tends to squint with the right eye as well, leading to sort of a half-mad expression. She wears a plum silk coat with gold embroidery and crimson slashed sleeves, the lining of which is stitched with hundreds of multicolored ribbons. Each ribbon is embroidered with a rune. Astra pulls these ribbons from her coat whenever she needs to produce a magical effect. Usually, this effect is fire. Additionally, she wears a straw boatman's hat with a ribbon hanging off the brim.
Now let's get some fun facts!:
Astra is mixed race Shuari and Skarlander. Her momma Elwe is the parent she's biologically related to.
Speaking of Elwe, Astra loves to attribute any crude sayings she comes up with to her momma, though probably about half are of her own making.
Astra's magical specialty is runic engineering. Her least favorite branch of magic is alchemy.
She has a fat tortoiseshell cat named Mercher's Day, named so because she picked him up on a mercher's day.
Her vadro is her proudest accomplishment.
Astra wasn't the one to actually fix Mashal's brain after finding him; she had to take him to her alchemist friend, Tess Bounty. However, the villain and Astra's rival, Vermir, doesn't know this. For Tess's sake, Astra intends to keep it that way.
She loves telling stories, especially to Mashal, even if the more ghostly ones scare him.
She smokes a pipe filled with a blend of tobacco and lhara. Lhara is a swamp remedy for 'restlessness and a flighty mind.' Essentially, it's her fantasy Adderall.
She's incredible at embroidery. It was a hobby as a child, and she only improved her skill after learning she could embroider runes onto sturdy cloth rather than rippable paper.
She identifies as a panromantic, sex ambivalent asexual when she remembers that relationships exist at all. Why would she care about dating when magic exists, after all?
She wishes she'd been born a sorcerer with magic in her blood.
And that's it for Astra "check writin' kinda mouth" DuClaire! Lmk if you have any questions, as always. Next up will be her partner in crime and 100% of her impulse control, Mashal Darezsho.
Have a bitchin day <3
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bizzyboysinc · 5 days ago
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🍔💚 RP ACCOUNT RAN BY @clickclackcl0nk / @funfetticlownparty ! 💚🍔
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WONT ALWAYS BE 100% ACCURATE, HAS PERSONAL INTERPRETATIONS INCLUDED
TAKES PLACE DURING THE GAME, NOT AFTER THE ENDING
YOU CAN ASK ALL THE BIZZY BOYS! THIS ISNT A CAPOCHIN CENTERED ACCT!
I FAVOR P IN INTERACTIONS LOL
THIS IS JUST FOR FUN
Da Cap - Al - Vib - Ban - P - Gr
“Welcome to da offical BIZZYBOYS TUMBLE-LAR page! Solvin’ the grove’s problems one boy at a time!”
“well- more than one boy.”
ASKS ARE WIDE 'N OPEN!
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engiewife · 20 days ago
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Hello.🙂
cheer bear🌈, good luck bear🍀 & love-a-lot-bear💞?
Hey!
Thanks fer the ask
cheer bear 🌈 - how do you cheer s/i up when they're feeling down? are you more likely to want to solve their problem, or help them feel out the negative feelings?
I’m like the best at cheering Nick up! And I know too cause that guy tends to get like all sad a lot. I usually just cheer him up by being around ‘im, he always tells me my presence alone calms him down. Such a good boyfriend, aren’t I? Without even tryin’, tellin’ ya! Though on the rare occasion that doesn’t work, I usually just drag him to my room, so we can listen to some records ya know? He’s the only reason I have that damn Sinatra mixed in my Tom Jones records.
I’m more of a solvin’ type of guy, well if the solvin’ is bashing anyone who upset him’s skull in.
good luck bear 🍀 - who's more of an optimist -- you, or s/i?
Yeah so Nick’s more of a “expect the worst” type of guy, me personally it is what it is, whatever happens happens. Nick’s the type to where you take him out to eat and he acts like the worst that could happen is the damn world exploding.
I don’t know I like to look a bit on the brighter side, while Nick’s whinin’ that RED’s gonna kick our ass I’m confident that we gonna wipe the floor with ‘em and hey I mean I’m right sometimes
love-a-lot bear 💞 - what moment made you realize that s/i was "the one"? be as detailed or vague as you want!
He joined BLU a little after me, I remember the first day met him short little guy almost killin’ himself from the recoil of a shotgun, laughed my damn ass off.
After that I just kinda realized I liked bein’ around ‘im, I had never been into any guy before so I didn’t think anythin’ of it, ya know? I thought it was just cause he was a bit goofy lookin’, ya know someone to laugh at when I’m bored. Then that fuckin’ Spy got onto Nick about somethin’ one day, and I’m usually pissed off when Spy gets on his stuff but him doin’ it to Nick just seemed to tick me off even more. I don’t know I guess that’s when I realized I wanted to do a lot for that guy kinda just went off from there. Realized I wanted this goofy lookin’ little guy.
Thanks fer the ask ;)
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lookingupatthesamemoon · 24 days ago
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To Joe, favorite thing about Rye?
~ @selfshipping-tboy
Oh, man, that's a tough question! I got a lot of favorite things about Rye... I guess my most favorite thing about her is that she's really good at problem solvin', like she can always think of a way to make a situation at least a little better :)
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