#you just emanate with a fucking anti problem chilled to the max aura across the fabric of spacetime
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doin some sick and wicked skateboarding tricks would solve a lot of problems for me rn and would also totes kick ass *does a kickflip and then ollies the fuck out* (also im chillaxed to the max so its not like i have a lot of problems, but w/e)
#its not that i have a lot of problems#a lot would be just solved#even those which dont exist#the problem bank would take a fucking anti-problem loan out of my coolness attribute after id pull some wicked shit to pay up on their debt#cause they got debt in problems#and sometimes when you dont have enough coolness the problem bank gives you problems#but if you do a sick powerslide going down a steep hill then your problems in the future disappear#and also problems of yous from parallel universes disappear#you just emanate with a fucking anti problem chilled to the max aura across the fabric of spacetime#solvin everybodys problems#yoo this kinda a#cool fucking rant#skateboarding#so yeah id have zero problems then#fucking cool as fuck#shoutout to any homie who read allat#those tags becomin long as fuck#so yeah if you read everything above this point you a real one my homie
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