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Personally I think Louis/Lestat/Daniel/Armand should all just fuck once and get it over with. Have a foursome and then they can each go back to their respective relationships.
#problem solved!#iwtv#interview with the vampire#armand#louis de pointe du lac#lestat de lioncourt#daniel molloy#text post
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The Lonely Wizard in Inscryption breaks my heart.
Forced to exist in absolute sensory deprivation at the behest of an uncaring master, so starved of sensation that he literally leaps towards you, the first actual thing he's seen in what might well be years. And then when he's turned into a card, his effect is to beeline it towards any card you place on the field, saying things like "Hello Friend!" to what is essentially an unfeeling, uncaring piece of paper...
...I guess this is my thing now, huh. I just... lonely wizard type people are like my kryptonite, aren't they.
#rambling#Inscryption#Lonely Wizard#This description could also fit Ralsei#Though he manages not to be quite so clingy... somehow#I shall collect all the lonely wizards in the world and let them live in a big castle together#And then I guess they won't be so lonely anymore right?#Problem solved!
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Marvel gave us multiverse fatigue. No thanks.
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The world's most insufferable cunts will be like "sorry but if you identify as a man in any way if you have even THOUGHT of it being okay for someone to call you 'bro' then you can't use the word 'lesbian' SORRYYY uwu! Btw I'm not gatekeeping!!! And multi-gender identities don't make me uncomfortable!!! But uhhh just don't use the word 'lesbian' okay?".
I identify as a man and a woman and as a lesbian. So like. Idk eat shit you can't stop me. It's kinda sad you're tearing out your hair as much as you are over my identity, and I don't even want to date you.
#also you should have bigger fish to fry than bullying queer women in your own community for using terminology you don't personally vibe with#newsflash!!! if you don't like that a lesbian identifies with manhood in some way than you don't have to date that lesbian !!!#problem solved!#otto thoughts
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...Does anyone know where I might find a font for the Forgotten Land cipher? Ideally one that can work with Clip Studio Paint...?? (I need it for the next Apologies part and, hrgh, I really don't want to hand inscribe all those characters if I don't have to...)
Edit: Three different solutions came up ASAP! You all are wonderful!!
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March 14, 2024
Member Batten: Since the new year more and more Calgary-Acadians are reaching out to my office in desperation because they can no longer afford the rent. It has become the top issue we hear about. People in Calgary-Acadia are facing rent increases of $400, $500, $600 a month when they’re already just scraping by. In many cases rent has become more than 70 per cent of their income. Why isn’t this government doing everything to ensure that Albertans can afford to have a home in our province?
Mr. Nixon: Mr. Speaker, I’m happy to report again that we still have the most affordable rent anywhere in the country.
#oh okay#problem solved!#alberta#alberta politics#ableg#Diana Batten#Calgary-Acadia#NDP#Jason Nixon#Rimbey-Rocky Mountain House-Sundre#UCP#cdnpoli
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I've worked out the problem with my F1 - too much movement!
The pellicle has been really unhappy ever since I moved my brew from the top of the fridge, to a wee cupboard in the kitchen. It's a nice dark spot, with plenty of airflow - it should've been perfect. But the set up was a little precarious - in a wee bamboo cupboard, perched on top of some rickety shelves...
...so everytime anyone walked by, the brew got jostled about, and that's what was interfering with the pellicle growth.
I spent the last few days trying to think of a better spot for it, but really the only option I have is out in the open - which means I need some kind of light shield.
First I tried tea towels...
...which wasn't so great.
Then inspiration stuck - a kids t-shirt would make a perfect jar cover
So I bought my kombucha matching unicorn tees!
(It was a toss up between dinosaurs or unicorns - but I think I made the right call). This has to be the best equipment purchase I've made so far. 😁
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They didn’t even change address! You just got some landscaping done on the property! It’s still the same house!
the funniest thing about being ftm is the implications of the fact that I can post shirtless pics on tumblr now. I am allowed to inflict images of my nipples on this website any time I want and before I wasn’t but like. it’s the same nipples. literally the exact same ones. I just paid a guy to take them off of the tits they were once adjoined to and plonk them back down on the newly created titless wasteland of my chest. they’re. the same. I mean they’re a little phantom of the opera looking now because grafts, but still. I can’t get over that my nips are now certified sfw because they fuckin changed address. the logical conclusion then would be that the boob itself is the problem but it’s clearly not because you can post a picture of a naked boob on tumblr as long as the precise area of the nipple is censored and clearly you can post a picture of the nipple as long as it doesn’t live on a boob anymore but for some reason if you combine them together they become powerful enough to destroy the psyche of anyone between the ages of approximately three and exactly eighteen who gazes upon them. censorship laws are the absolute dumbest invention of humanity and I’m saying that as someone who owns a novelty plastic goat that screams and has watched the movie eragon. this is more stupid than both of those things.
#queer is my middle name#gods what I wouldn’t kill for top surgery#but medical fat phobia is a thing and they won’t do it until I lose weight#cut these useless flesh bags off me and I’ll immediately lose sixteen pounds!#problem solved!
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#comic#first comic on da new pc#and now i go lay down#if you’re wondering why I am so Tired: I have PCOS which leads to chronic fatigue AND I work full time where I have to mask 8 hours a day#and talk to customers on the phone and solve their problems#I’m pretty fucking sleepy most of the time
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dreamworks dragons would end within five minutes if the people of berk either killed or kicked mildew out.
95% of their problems arise because of this one dude. he goes out of his way to put the chiefs son in immediate danger multiple times.
ik it's a kids show but goddamn just fucking throw the dude into the ocean already
#problem solved!#and now you have more food for everyone and a giant swath of land freed up for the people
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(✿◕‿◕) die (ꈍ ꒳ ꈍ✿)
#MY GIRLLLLLLLL <333333 you're doing amazing sweetie kill them all you deserve to#anyway. coping mechanism. the problems in my life i could solve if society just let me have a death note#this show really is an exercise in patience and suffering i get SO squicked out#by how much the horrible characters and situations mirror the insanity of what's happening in real life#also the revelation that some of the actors are Exactly as shitty as their characters are is. ugh.#but every time i'm like okay i can't take it i need to stop to protect my headspace#i think of kimiko and am like.... no... i need to see my gir....#hope karen gets jucy roles in other shows too PLEASE#the boys#kimiko miyashiro#karen fukuhara#theboysedit#tvedit
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Not to put a fine point on it, but you are in fact looking for the summary. The thing that should be on the inside cover or the hardback or the back of the paperback.
"I want to know what ___ is about" go read the summary and find out!
#okay yes somtimes the summary is not there for a given book#and there have been cases years ago when paperbacks were lacking the summary#dont buy those books#just dont read them#problem solved!
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"I think this Category of human being is disposable" okay that not only sucks and is fascist but also makes getting you to deem someone to be disposable a simple matter of convincing you they're in The Category regardless of the truth. Also The Category is often misapplied to a vulnerable minority because it makes people like you agree they're disposable.
"Anyone who disagrees with me about The Category of people being disposable is a Category apologist or probably also in The Category themselves" Oh so you're just totally unconcerned with truth or justice or ethics or human rights and just are feeding your bloodlust for the sake of revenge fantasies. got it 👍
#“I've solved it! We just kill all the Bad People so all the Good People can live safe happy undisturbed lives 🥰” That's Fascism.#If your solution to wrongdoing is to just kill evryone who's Too Evil then your only problem with concentration camps is who's in them#“The world would be a better place if *I* was in charge of who lives and who dies.” That's Not Very Fucking Leftist Of You.#Your only problem with the evil empire is that you're not in charge of it. Your politics are a joke and your ethical backbone is liquid.#problemnyatic thoughts
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I still find it funny that one of the questions of The Last Stand exam was translating "Pedo Mellon a Minno" to "Speak friend and enter", something virtually impossible to do without outside knowledge of Lord of the Rings. Brennan was like, "I am entirely confident one of my nerd ass friends (Siobhan) will have this locked and loaded." And he was right.
#dimension 20#d20#fantasy high#Adaine abernant#siobhan thompson#brennan lee mulligan#like let's be so real#adaine didn't solve that#Siobhan did#brennan was making them do the problems as themselves above game#they couldn't just roll int#(and in fact adaine speaks elvish so it wouldn't be a roll in game she would simply open the envelope and read it lol)
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