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this entry in a ‘what would happen if the internet went down tomorrow’ contest has been making me laugh since 2009

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i love mushroom names

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Nothing like coming home from an overnight trip, letting your boyfriend sniff through your clothes (not out of jealousy, just curious about new smells) before stripping naked, taking a shit and a shower, putting on brand new fresh clothes and crawling straight into your own bed.

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That was the low battery notification

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From 3DBearnadette on tweeter...

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In love with this random guy who had a lock slapped on his storage unit for not paying its rental and not only did he ignore management and took his stuff out without paying, but also chose to steal the lock itself and send it to the LockPickingLawyer along with a confession letter

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this picture is so funny to me divorced from context. i think more amusement centers should just remind you of your mortality

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Wizards in a fantasy setting are trying to invent audiobooks.

They tried enchanting the ink in a book so that the words would read themselves aloud but all the words in the book spoke at the same time at a volume that blew out the windows in the tower. They trained a tiny invisible spirit to read the words instead, but it was too tiny to turn the pages on its own, and because it was too tiny to have an imagination it read everything in a flat, emotionless voice.

They tried enchanting the book to come to life and read itself, and this seemed like it was working until around the hundredth page, when it became clear the book was changing the story it was telling to its own tastes. When pressed, the book said that it found the political intrigue in the story written on its pages boring, and that in its opinion the story should be about the witch and the baker, two side characters mentioned in one chapter of the story, fucking. The wizards begrudgingly agreed with this, but still considered this version of the spell a failure.

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