#probably cringe

[emporium]

I'm a long time meme consumer, first time creator. I wish meme university was a real thing, I'd enroll today.

[onemillionwordsofcrap]

I feel like I always sound like a crazy person when I try to describe to younger people that if you were under the age of 14 or so in 2001, 9/11 coping fanart was absolutely a fucking thing and there was a ton of it.

Here are Neopets screenshots. I'm not crazy

[that-stupid-jim-fish]

Memento Mori

[0little-miss-scare-all0]

Stuffed animals I think Dethklok would give each other

Not trying to infantilize, they all get them those fuckin man babies.

Probably cringe but I could care less honestly 😭

Not proofread suck a fart

Nathan

Pickles gets him a whale. It's a reference to the whale he'll see so maybe next time he can relate it to his stuffed animal and not worry. They also stand for strength, which adds to the overall meaning of getting over fears.

Murderface would get him a lion. He says it's a jab at how much of a perfectionist he needs to be to be proud of his work. They're also just hella fucking brutal. Lions for the win

Skwisgaar would get him some type of fish. It doesn't matter which one, just whichever he finds first. They won't be very big, just little plushies.

Toki would get him a German Shepherd. He thinks it's a cool dog and I like to think it's Nathan's favorite. He would probably get the black ones to match Nathan's hair. He likes how they're actually cute but look brutal.

Charles isn't a big giver, especially with stuffed animals. If he finds one of those brutally cute things like the baphomet plushies he'll get them. Other than that, he's just too busy to look for insanely interesting ones.

Skwisgaar

Nathan would get him that alien plush from Ikea. I don't know why that was the first thing I thought of, but it was. It's called like Aftonsparv I think. They just both find it chucklesome.

Pickles would get him a wolf. I like to think that he just obsesses over wolves sometimes and Pickles feels the need to add fuel to fire.

Murderface would get him an arctic fox. He likes to say that Skwisgaar is from the North Pole up with "Santy Claus". He also just likes them.

Toki would get him a polar bear. I just think that everyone collectively thinks that Skwisgaar is an arctic man. He's pale and has ice blue eyes so it makes sense to me.

Toki

Nathan would get him a bunny because it's his spirit animal. (Ie. The episode they aired Bloodlines, I can never remember the name)

Pickles would get him little sharks. Think Blåhaj and things related. He just thinks they're cute and Toki loves them.

Murderface would get him a tiger. He says it's better because it's like a house cat but metal. Toki would argue that house cats are quite metal, but to no avail.

Skwisgaar would get him big octopuses. He would either say it was the Kraken or Cthulhu. Whichever he felt like it being.

Pickles

Nathan would get him just that. Pickles. It would be like the Cat v Pickle plushies and if it was a cat he'd just give it to Toki or something. He thinks it's the funniest shit ever

Murderface would get him an orca. They're hella brutal and he thinks it's funny that they're actually dolphins (don't fact check me i'm pretty sure that's true)

Toki is getting him dolphins. They're the shark and dolphin duo and it's so fun. It's a gag at this point, they'll buy each other the ugliest ones.

Skwisgaar would give him a frog. He just think it fits Pickles's vibe and appearance. Not to say he's an ugly frog.

Murderface

Nathan would get him a pig. At first it seems like a jab at him, but pigs are cute! They're also known to be smart and clean, at least from what a teacher told me once.

Pickles would get him those plushies of his favorite chip bags because they're just so fun. they also crinkle because why wouldn't they.

Toki would get him lions because they're also brutal cats and he thinks he should get the same thing. Also he needs some strength in his life the poor guy.

Skwisgaar would get him a manatee. It's just an ongoing joke since the events of Doublebookedklok. They giggle about it when they get too high sometimes.

Charles

He's the gifter this time

He hates when the guys get him things because he thinks they should use their money on "more useful" things.

He'll get Nathan those Baphomet plushies. They don't have to be generally big, but if he sees one he'll get it.

Pickles would get a horse or two from him. Specially the white and black ones, considering those are the most metal horses.

Murderface would get a wrench from this son of a bitch. Not a real one like a stuffed one I hope that was clear. I think they'd both giggle a little bit.

He's also a Toki cat giver. Specifically Calico cats. If he finds one that looks like Really Cool Cat then he'll get it for sentiment.

He'll get Skwisgaar an owl. He thinks it matches him and is majestic like he is, while still kind of creepy. Also spirit animal mention.

That's it I hope you fucks enjoyed <33

[flamingskull28]

I'm board so I have a small challenge for you all. In the reblogs, make reddit style posts but for splatoon like

Am I (24 male octoling) the asshole for punching a charger main?

Or

I was recruited to be a child soldier by an old man in the sewer AMA

[turingtestedblog]

I HAVE SPENT THE LAST FEW YEARS (THOUGH I HAVE MADE THE MOST SIGNIFICANT PROCESS IN THE LAST FEW MONTHS) LEARNING HOW TO UNMASK AND UNLEARN WHAT RULES SOCIETY HAS SAID I NEED TO CONFORM TO AS AN AUTISTIC PERSON.

AND GOD HAVE THESE LAST FEW MONTHS BEEN AMAZING.

I HAVE GONE FROM MASKING 24/7 365 TO LEARNING HOW TO UNMASK IN PRIVATE TO UNMASKING IN PUBLIC.

I HAVE ALWAYS HATED MASKING BUT BEEN UNABLE TO UNMASK JUST BECAUSE OF THE EFFECTS GROWING UP AS AN UNDIAGNOSED AFAB AUTISTIC PERSON WILL HAVE ON YOUR ABILITY TO DO SO.

AND I AM UNAPOLOGETIC FOR ALL OF THIS.

I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE FOR PUBLIC STIMMING, I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE FOR BEING CRINGE ABOUT MY PASSIONS, I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE FOR BEING HYPERVERBAL AT TIMES AND NONVERBAL AT OTHERS, I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE FOR ANY OF THAT.

THIS DOESN'T MAKE MY AUTISTIC EXPERIENCE ALL SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS, BUT I AM NOT WORRIED ABOUT THAT RIGHT NOW.

RIGHT NOW, I AM CONCERNED ABOUT THIS DELICIOUS FUCKING PIE I AM EATING, THIS AMAZING MUSIC, MY COMFORT ITEMS, AND MY SPECIAL INTEREST WHICH I AM SURROUNDING MYSELF WITH.

AND I THINK THAT IS ALL ANYBODY CAN EVER HOPE TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT FOREVER. SO TO PUT IT SIMPLY, LIFE IS GOOD.

[colorfulcowboykingdom]

Small comic I did. Ralph squirts water at people and you can't tell me otherwise

[octochilli]

EX-SQUID SQUAD LEAD VOCALIST & GUITARIST ICHIYA SPOTTED HOLDING HANDS WITH C-SIDE BASSIST BEIKA AFTER RECENT SQUITTER SCANDAL!!!

[lxcyed-matcha]

kevinsu fic - short

tags: mutual pining, angst

sorry, i'm not very good at this, please be respectful! they may be ooc and i am so sorry for that, please tell me if you think they are, thank you

Stargazing was a fun activity, but not when your friend next to you is so relaxed, meanwhile they only had a few thousand years til' the Final Herrscher arrives.

"Oh, relax.", Su laughed softly. "The Honkai hasn't appeared here yet. We can still delay Project STIGMA. Besides, you know the risks, right?"

Kevin nodded, mind lost and contemplating. Take your mind off Project STIGMA.. Another thing to think about..

He sometimes felt like the both of them were something more than friends. They had travelled the world for hundreds of years, after all. Their bond would be deeper, right?

Like.. less than lovers, more than friends?

He didn't want to think about it anymore. What else was there to contemplate about? Being attached to anyone would only hinder his progress in destroying the Honkai.

-

Su had fallen in love with Kevin in high school.

He brushed it off as just infatuation. Of course everyone loves Kevin, he thought, but even when he grew into adulthood, it still remained. Kevin was straight, after all. He wasn't going to force him to become what he wanted him to, but..

Oh, he wished he could have Kevin to himself.

That may happen in another universe, but not in this one. They have more to do.

The stars glow in the night sky of Greece. They had caught a meteor shower.

Sometimes he wondered what was in Kevin's mind at any moment. His friend looked so empty-minded, only laser-focused on that one purpose to destroy the Honkai. Can't they enjoy life for a little while? There was more to this. Witnessing the world grow is its own beauty.

However, he understood. Kevin had lost his will to live - he certainly would to if someone so important in his life died too.

--

Slowly, Kevin had started to realize that witnessing the world grow isn't too bad.

Feelings, similar to those he developed for MEI. Su was slowly becoming a new purpose to live, yes.

Over this past century, Honkai was growing at a fairly controllable pace. Herrschers had not appeared yet, although it was simply due to the slow advancement of technology. Maybe they could take a break from all the "fighting the Honkai" stuff- his friend was already doing that.

He had to stop thinking about these feelings. Defeating the Honkai was the reason why they were even alive and this would only distract him.

-

"If you are willing to defeat the Honkai no matter the cost, then.. I will stop you, no matter the cost."

It pained Su to utter these words. He never wanted REGULATOR to be activated, and he was sure that MEI truly never wanted it to be either.

But this.. was for humanity. Something greater than the both of them. There was no reason to be selfish right now when you are putting the world on the line.

He wouldn't allow lives to be lost if there was another chance.

In another universe, maybe they could find happiness. Maybe in this one, if the Honkai had never screwed everything up for them.

-

Kevin Kaslana had made it out of the thousand-year old jail of a bubble universe.

He had just learned many things.

Elysia's wish had been fulfilled. There was a Herrscher who managed to retain their humanity.

VALUKA failed.

Hua had lost a large portion of her MANTIS abilities.

And finally, he had lost his one true friend, who he had never realized his feelings for.

It was too late. There was nothing more to cling onto for him... other than the reason he was preserved.

Destroy the Honkai.

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Not revised, most of my work on tumblr isn't. Please be respectful when criticizing! Thanks :]

[sternenlust]

Unattainable

You love what's unattainable

You say while looking at the night sky

All the stars, all the galaxies, the moon too.

You love them because you can't have them.

It's in the human nature to love and to desire what's beyond reach.

I love what's unattainable too

I say while looking

At you

[ow-my-zock-and-zalls]

The freeway workers are seriously busting it down. Not sexual style or anything. There's an old signpost that needs removing and they are dismantling it.

[jealousgirlao3]

currently writing a tomgreg fic with nero and sporus references and i’m thinking about the fact that nero called sporus by his dead wife’s name..

what if.

Tom accidentally called Greg Shiv.

currently writing this down…

[vellatra]

Cozytober got kind of derailed...

But I still intend to do the whole list! It just might be a little more randomly timed.

Also out of order because I just thought up something for #15 today and SHOULD be picking up on #9 lol

Anyway, Cozytober #15 - Visiting the dead

Lyrics under the cut-

Hello, Lucard, my old friend; I’m stopping by your grave again. You fell in battle and now you’re sleeping. Our son was taken; I can’t stop weeping. I took your place, doing my best, but it’s a mess. I cannot rest In This world Of violence.

[mooniessnight]

"I love you more than all the things in the night sky

because even though I gaze upon both from a million miles away,

only one of the two stares back and feels the same way that I do."

-Something I said to someone I used to love, a long long time ago

[itzcreator-com]

What if.. i make a HC Skater au??

(probably would be more Scarian than HC-)

like.. I've been wondering that, how would it be?? in my opinion i could make that!! just..not today- (or tomorrow, i have exams (i live in italy)), im lazy to do comics so it would take A LOT.. but i could use my graphic tablet to copy drawings made on paper!! just...need to get better with anatomy TwT

please tell me what y'all think- i need opinions TwT"

[levtev]

These didn’t post earlier for some reason but here’s the first one!