#probably a quickie

[daemon-in-my-head]

I want to dissect him.

[thefriendoforatioisdead]

Where is the decorum ? Where is the respect ? Like sure Pud and Earn also had sex in the office but at least it was somewhere remote ! In a dark corner ! KARN AND KRIS WERE ABOUT TO DO IT ON THE TABLE WHERE THEY HOLD DAILY MORNING MEETINGS !

[theflyingfeeling]

anyone else absolutely obsessed with this new group photo aaaaaaaaaaaa

because ??? I saw two men so hot so wet so beautiful that I started crying and I ain't even ovulating 😩

and Niko looking so tanned and so cool and Joel next to him looking neither but I love him just the same 🥹

then Tommi who low-key looks like he could be an actual football player 👀

................and Porko who looks like he could be a football player but like. in a porno maybe

[wreckrinho]

Well, you know

You're also cute!

hihi

Ok WHO TF ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU FLIRTING WITH MEEEEEE/SILLY

This is CUTE. ADORABLE. IM GONNA FIND OUT WHO ARE YOU, LITTLE ANON!!!

[jewishcissiekj]

Gella coloring experiment wip I can't continue rn but I did like

[weaselle]

my paper self's depleted missing much and full of holes i've got a lot of paper needed to fulfill my paper roles i have to find my fucking files full of info on my living in the the real world it's vile how the forms are unforgiving i must return a new request for my paper proof of birth to continue on my quest to pass the ports upon this earth with my passport well in hand i can demand my other three pages powers of this land understand as my I.D. and that's a drop a drip a dribble in the bureaucratic bucket so i submit these stupid scribbles while my soul is screaming "fuck it"

[shadow0-1]

Shadow Company sanctioned lacrosse game

[lususnatura]

alright, y'all - my contribution to sinning this sunday will be under a 'read more' just for those who might not want to see the ✨ spiciness ✨ on their page.

so, blamore's orgasms actually last longer than after he comes, because he actually became more fertile after his transformation — and this results in it having pretty intense ones overall where its entire body will shake + not just its legs for a little while beyond that point. therefore, if another character is physically intimate with blamore, then he typically needs more 'cool-down' time than one might argue other's do.

[silverzoomies]

bc of the headcanons post i am now curious. what is your favourite quickie era/variation?

this is such an amazing question?? how does one even pick from them? it's like you're askin' me to choose from a litter of puppies !! im so smitten with every variation !! comic quickie? adore him. age of ultron quickie? love him sm. some people hated ralph bohner pietro. me? down on one knee with a plastic gumball machine ring.

i'll admit tho...im so soft for apocalypse quickie. i'd build the strength of atlas just to move planets for that doofus. someone psychoanalyze me. no doubt, if he knew he'd probably look at me like this

[beatcroc]

comic planning/roughs on the clock at work 👍 ok. this one's still a few posts out though

[andrea-lyn]

there's no high like knowing you'll have completed fic within days to post for that sweet, sweet validation kick

[transingthoseformers]

Do you ever play around with extremely self-indulgent aus? Just for fun.

I've been toying with an IDW au that has Rodimus as Prime and Megatron as his Primal Consort. Mostly for the mental image of Megatron lounging on fabrics, which obviously would have to be imported from off-world, thus expensive. Golden jewellery. Paint, which totally could be made with like crushed ruby for extra opulence. And this time, the paint isn't limited to his face.

But also because of the size difference. Let the big scary mech be the pampered consort for once!

Oh I make self indulgent aus all the type, typically I don't share them

And that sounds interesting! Especially with Rodimus's whole ~energy~ (which changes slightly upon working with different continuities), how Megs would become the Primal Consort, how does the Primal setup work here?

Is there a Primal Vanguard? A High Lord Protector to cover the military stuff? Just how involved is the religious aspect of it, or is being a Prime more of a political or civilian position? Are we rolling with your typical "person + matrix in chest = prime" situation, or another answer. Do the responsibilities of a Primal Consort range, or are they rather succinct? Are there any requirements to the situation such as marriage, proof of the dynamic being consummated, promise of heirs, ect? Hierarchy stuff? How formal/casual does Rodimus play this, or does it vary? What was the situation that lead to Rodimus becoming a Prime?

Worldbuilding wise, fluff wise, and smut wise, there is so much to work with here.

[agena87]

Morgan: So that's where you were hiding. Everyone is looking for you. Wolfgang: Yeah. Sure. Everyone. And I'm not hiding. M: Really? Could have fooled me. W: How did you find me? M: Lucas and Max saw you. W: Little shits. Couldn't keep their mouth shut. M: I paid 'em with sweets. And you say you're not hiding. W: I'm not. I just need space. And silence. M: Tough! Did something happen? Kiyoshi was looking for you, by the way, which: weird. W: Shit. He's gonna kill me. M: He actually seemed calm, for once. Wait, kill you? What the fuck happened?! W: Nothing. M: Wolf, we've known each other since we were three, you know you can tell me anything. W: *sighs* I may have made a huge mistake. M: What did you do? W: Nothing! Not at first... Al... Al kissed me! M: OK, it's not so bad. But yeah, Kiyoshi will kill you. W: I know. And... yes, it's bad. We... We fucked. M: Wolf! Then why are you sad? That's what you've wanted for God knows how long! And good for Alfie to finally seeing that there are better romantic options out there than Kiyoshi. I mean, he's my friend, but he's a total asshole when it comes to Alfie. W: He doesn't want to see me again. Al, I mean. He sent me a text, telling me we should stop being friends. M: What? Are you OK? Forget it, of course you're not. And what is Alfie thinking? W: He's probably ashamed. I would if I was him. Who would want someone like me? M: Wolf... You're awesome, anyone would be lucky to have you in their life. I know I am. W: ... M: And for the record, I'm pretty sure Alfie has feelings for you. W: And I'm pretty sure you're crazy. Mo... I... I really love him. M: I know. W: What do I do? M: I don't know. But you could start by stopping hiding. Except, maybe from Kiyoshi. You should definitively avoid him 'til the end of times. If he knows what happens, you're dead. And since he was looking for you, I guess he knows. W: Nice having known you, Fyres. M: You too, Munch.

[takingthefastlane]

{ Guess who's back }

[lightnersdream]

i feel like i post alot but i dont even have 20,000 posts yet

[tojbnuy]

by popular demand and since i hit 1k! here’s a part 2 💞 find part one here! art by @ _3aem on twt!!

bestfriend!satoru who always takes you on late night drives if you’re feeling upset. he’ll buy you something sweet and when he drops you back home he’ll always leave you with a little kiss. he doesn’t want his favourite girl being sad.

bestfriend!satoru who absolutely adores the way you smell. everytime he’s near you in class he places his hands out for some of your hand cream and he sits there sniffing his hands afterwards.

bestfriend!satoru who will always suggest a horror movie when it’s movie night with your friends. he knows it’s only a matter of time before you’re freaking out and you’ll climb into his lap. ‘sshhh you’re okay baby i’ve got you’ and while you’re distracted his hands will find their way under your top and start stroking your back and tummy.

bestfriend!satoru who insists on massaging your back when you come round. ‘take your top off baby it’s just me’. he’s working on getting you to take off the bra too, all in good time.

bestfriend!satoru who is so used to you wearing long sleeved and baggy hoodies that the random times you wear something that clings to your figure he all but passes out. suddenly his hands are all over you and to everyone else in the room you probably look like a couple. (just how he intended)

bestfriend!satoru who insists kissing your best friend on the lips is normal. it’s cute. ‘come on baby another one. i’m your best friend’. is using tongue normal? he doesn’t care.

bestfriend!satoru who wears compression shirts around you all the time because he overheard you talking about how much you like guys with big biceps. he doesn’t want to sound big headed but he’s caught you staring a few times now.

bestfriend!satoru who goes through your underwear drawer when you’re not present. he wanted to know your cup size but the pink and the lace got him distracted.

bestfriend!satoru who really is such a perv when it comes to you. he can’t help it you’re like a drug. sometimes he knocks his pen off the table because he knows your sweet self will quicky bend over to retrieve it for him. he’s left with the adorable sight of your panty clad ass, white ones today just how he likes. ‘thank you baby.’ ‘you’re welcome toru.’ god you’re just so cute.

bestfriend!satoru who helps you dye your hair. he doesn’t care that he’s leaving with splotches of black on his arms and hands. it’s worth it when you give him those big hugs with your arms wrapped around his neck.

bestfriend!satoru who is in love with your handwriting. ‘course a pretty girl has pretty handwriting’ it’s all cursive and slanted, he even makes jokes about you writing something for him to get tatted.

bestfriend!satoru who knows you love to cuddle. he was never much of a cuddler himself but he would have to be sick to pass up on the chance to hold you. ‘no of course i dont mind pretty.’ your head lays on his chest and one of your thighs covers his stomach. he could die like this and he would die happy. (preferably he would die in between your thighs but)

bestfriend!satoru who gets upset when you’re laughing a bit too loud when talking to suguru. he knew for a fact suguru was not that fucking funny.

bestfriend!satoru who absolutely abuses pet names when it comes to you. His baby His pretty girl His dolly

bestfriend!satoru who’s always patting your bum. for what reason who knows.

part 3 !! part 4 !!

taglist : @haruhatake @moncher-ire @startwithrecords @ranatherealestsigma @chjinua @whozeurdaddy @sukuxna0 @purp1eha1o