#probably a joke

[m4rg4notali3n]

coming out

[rajakun]

you could spend valentine's day having a date and giving chocolate and roses to eachother, just being cute and all that.

but why not commit arson and burn down a building with your partner in crime? they need love as well!

[gardenlilgnome]

Why am I seeing a lesbian and a gay man being shipped

[dorykinny]

Rip stanley you would have loved Avon

[bartex-x]

so theres this trend on twitter of people showing their favourite media tropes and i just wanted to show you mine :)

[dream3rlivesforever]

Yume Nikki, Ib, King of the Hill, Omori, Whatever Boring Ass Game That Wins The Indie Award in The Game Awards, Braid, inspired RPGMaker 98 game idea (Game's written in Unity) Gooblemish WHAT THE FUCK IS A GOOBLEMISH Gooblemish is a surreal meta storytelling adventure carwash simulator where you are a 15 year old man named "Felmine" who was shot in the head by some unknown person with an unknown weapon, your mission is to do odd strange carwashing jobs to raise enough money to pay for 2008 economic crisis tier medical bills to have a surgery to cover that ugly brain of yours or else you'll be look at weirdly and people won't want to date you (more than usual), whilst also uncovering the mystery on why someone would EVER want to shoot poor little you. FEATURES Walking More Walking Feeling the UV Rays Burning Your Skin While You Wash Some Divorce Dad's 1967 Pontiac Firebird An OST for People Who Hate Rap Music to Listen Too The Feeling Where You can Know EXACTLY Which Parts were Ghost Written 100%ing the Game Causing Your PC to Have A New Car Smell for 30 Days This game contains making you have depression, anxiety, and want to kill yourself while playing, and may not be suitable for all audiences. It also contains bright flashing imagery that may cause discomfort and/or seizures for those with photosensitive epilepsy. Viewer discretion is advised.

UPDATE: We just reached our goal of 90k dollars and a sponsorship with WashedupGamers to be our publisher and merch whatevers, updating the image to now show our future plush of Felmine ($32 plus tax and shipping)

[blanc-ci]

Captain!! Saying stuff like that only enforces that mindset!!!

[imjusthereforthejourney]

YOU DIDNT EVEN PLAY IT YOU ARE STILL AT THE TUTORIAL 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 >:[

This game boring as hell

[aestheticallynotdeerlightful]

Run silver

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Cleaned up this little doodle from my notes app

(Please do not use or repost my works anywhere without explicit permission from me thank you )

[reactionimagesdaily]

[inkskinned]

probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.

we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."

at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.

the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.

the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.

what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.

here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.

[thunderboltfire]

I spent definitely too much time pondering over unfortunate double meaning of the consume option on soap XD (wersja PL)

[unsung-idiot]

way to ruin the mood

[chloesimaginationthings]

Abby went into the pit and made a FNAF friend..

[greengoddesssmoothie]

In the recent past, women were told by society that they could have a fulfilling relationship or a career, but not both. There’s been a push to “have it all!” more recently, of course, but that’s not what this post is about. This post is about how James T. Kirk occupies the unique position of a male character who had to choose one or the other. There are few male characters other than him who are genuinely and unabashedly hopeless romantics who want to settle down but aren’t allowed to by the narrative. And if you view The Search for Spock as a romantic drama, then Kirk also kind of fulfills the typical female character trope of “learning that romantic love is actually more important than a career.”

As you can see, Captain James T. Kirk’s arc mirrors many female romance protagonists, and he is therefore, textually, wife material. In this essay, I will—

[deecotan]

classic dad joke