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blabberoo · 1 month ago
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Idk what au im cooking.. but Im cooking..
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theshitpostcalligrapher · 5 months ago
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the curse of summer is buying and eating an inadvisable amount of fruit in single sittings.
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inkskinned · 5 months ago
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please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!
do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!
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girldraki · 6 months ago
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hellishqueer · 6 months ago
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we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies
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cosmos-kitty · 7 months ago
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Maybe the real treasure was the boops we made along the way
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liquidstar · 7 months ago
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i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue
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heph · 10 days ago
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Yall ever think about how Ford had to relearn how to be a normal human being after 30 years of isolation
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wolfythewitch · 11 months ago
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How does this keep happening to me
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miraclemaya · 9 months ago
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this is problematic of me (joke) but i really enjoy the splashing of french into english speech or writing. just adds a pizzazz
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introvert-slushie · 2 months ago
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Currently thinking about how much Ford tries to hide his hands a lot when he can…behind his back with this stance. Due to how often he’s been bullied for it.
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And also, how Mabel is one of the ones who Ford feels happy about showing his hands to because she thought they were cool looking upon first shaking his hand, instead of him being judged for his six fingers.
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[ID: Gravity Falls screenshots. The first three are of Ford with his hands crossed behind his back. The last two are of him shaking hands with Mabel, and letting her paint a turkey on his hand. He's smiling in both. End ID.]
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hamletthedane · 5 months ago
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Thinking about him (the soldier in Poynter’s Faithful Until Death painting watching an apocalypse unfold around him with horror in his eyes as he tries to keep himself standing beneath a doorway, based on an actual 19th century archeological find of a man in full soldier’s garb under a doorway at Pompeii)
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intercrusher · 3 months ago
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this is their foreplay
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trashy-greyjoy · 9 months ago
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really love dynamics that are like 'it honestly doesn't matter if you view them as romantic or platonic, the point is that they love each other. the type of love is inconsequential, all that matters is that it's there'. gotta be one of my favorite genders.
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hawkpartys · 7 months ago
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