#private joker headcanons

[pvtjxker]

"Your idiot" (pvt. Joker)

(His smile will be the DEATH of me)

Helloo! It's me, Elwood! Once again, I wrote another fanfiction! But I tried to make some experiments, this time and...I wrote my official #1 Smut! It's nothing particularly great, but I wanted to see what would have been your reaction!

This is an OG!Character x Fem!Reader, this time, I hope you won't mind!

Of course, this type of content is VERY explicit, so if you don't want to read it or if you are unconfortable with the genre, don't read this.

Also english is shitty as always lol.

Hope you'll like it! <3

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"Ah...please...d-don't-Ah!"

You go faster. You want to hear him so desperately.

"P-please...slow do-AH!"

Thinking about how you got to this situation... if you'd been told earlier, you wouldn't have believed it.

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"Oh, shut up, Joker!"

"But you literally can't play! I'm helping you!"

You were playing pileup with the rest of the platoon.

You never played pileup in your whole life and Joker was trying to help you learning, but he was being the same know-it-all boy, annoying and full of himself.

But he also had flaws.

He added, annoyed:"Let's repeat the rules: when you see one of your opponents with a card of the same rank as one you have in your deck as the top card of their rest deck-"

"JOKER, I KNOW!"

"THEN WHY DON'T YOU DO IT!"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP, BOTH OF YOU!"

"Sorry, Cowboy." You said.

"Sorry."

"God, you guys fight like an old married couple..."

"Me?" Replied Joker, in shock, "marry her? I have standards, Cowboy, which is a thing I'm not entirely sure she's ever heard of"

You slapped him, eliciting a murmur of shock from other players and platoon mates.

"You're a bitch, Joker!" You said, laughing, and started playing again.

You would have made him pay later.

After the match, you ended up losing two dollars.

Shit.

You got out of the pagoda, looking for Joker.

He was leaning against a wall, smoking.

"Joker."

He turned around.

"Oh, hey"

He smiled.

"So..." You leand on the same wall, very close to him.

He took the cigarette out of his mouth.

"Wanna hit?"

"Thanks" you picked the cigarette and took a hit.

"What were you sayin?"

"Yeah, right...so...you have "standards", uh?"

He suddenly looked very nervous.

"I-I don't know what you're talking about-"

You took his chin, forcing him to look at you.

"Don't play smart with me, Joker: it's a role that doesn't suit you."

"I-I..."

His face lit up in several shades of red, while frenetically looking around, like if he was trying to ask some help from the palms and the bushes around you.

"Oh, come on, Joker...you know you can tell me everything, right?"

"O-of course, of course I know!"

"So do you mind telling me the reason why you said that in front of them?"

He stayed silent.

He knew he fucked up.

He was terrified.

What a nice view.

"Well, since you don't want to tell me, I'll venture a guess: you wanted to look "tough" in front of them, by making me look like "the stupid woman you are the owner of", is that correct?"

He answered quickly, stumbling over his speech:"No! I-I didn't-"

You moved your hand from his chin to his neck, tightening the grip.

"Oh, you didn't?"

He couldn't answer, but he tried anyway, obtaining however the mere result of emitting pathetic choked noises, like a wounded and frightened animal.

You looked at him straight in the eyes, smiling.

Then you added, in an annoyed tone:"Let's repeat the rules again, shall we?", Mimicking his previous tone of voice.

He didn't answer, just looking at you.

"You are a sergeant as well, but I am your liutenant, so I am your superior. You obey to me, and me only. And what is the first unspoken rule of army?"

"Don't talk shit about you superiors when they're around..."

"And why?"

"B-because then we'd be fucked up?"

"Exactly, good boy."

He smiled at the praise.

"So what do you think it's going to happen, now?"

"I-I don't know..."

"It happens that you will make it up to me."

He was on his knees now, in front of you, clinging on your pants and shirt like if his life depended from it.

"How? Tell me how! I-I'll do anything! I will, I swear!"

You took his chin once again, way more gently, now.

"Don't worry about that...I'll find a way."

He smiled just like drug addicts do when they're high, or just like he does when he's on morphine.

Or like he does in general.

So pathetic, yet so addicting

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He opened the door, stepping in the room you occupied for the "special occasion", in an old farmhouse now used as a motel for prostitutes.

You were waiting for him laying on the bed, reading a magazine that someone forgot behind. It was an old Playboy.

"Oh, hey, there. You finally came. You took ages!"

He stared at you: he looked kind of mad.

"Of all the places on earth, the best place to be was a scraggy motel on the outskirts of Phu Bai? Not even in the worst bars in Caracas there're all these racketeers...", Joker complained. You looked at him, annoyed.

"Jesus Christ, Joker, you're so whiny. This is the best we can afford in a country at war. And in war and in famine every hole is a tunnel, an old saying used to say."

He looked to the ground in front of him.

"Sorry, ma'am."

"Close the door."

He closed the door behind him.

You stood up, walking towards him.

He bent down a bit, since he was a lot taller than you and he placed his hands on your hips as he kissed you, lazily.

He then looked at you, smiling.

"So...what's the plan?" He asked, with a small tone of impatience in his voice.

He couldn't wait.

You took him by the hand and dragged him towards the bed. He sat down, without even being told.

"It looks like you already know your place, here."

"It looks like it, yeah."

He grinned, pulling you towards him and hugging your thighs.

You ran your hand through his soft hair. They were a bit longer than the last time. He let'em grow, because he knew that if it was longer, it would have been easier for you to pull it. He loved it when you pulled his hair.

Such a whore.

He was looking at you with the biggest, enamoured eyes you've ever seen.

You bent down and kissed him again, cupping his face in your hands. When he felt your tongue on his, he let out a small whimper, making you shiver all the way down your spine.

"Ow, come on...we haven't even started and you are already so needy..."

"I-I'm sorry..."

"Nono...keep it up."

He whimpered again.

You made him sit better on the bed, back to the wall, and helped him undressing, leaving him only in his underwear.

You started to stroke his chest, lightly, and he left out a moan, arching his back a bit.

"Aww...so cute..."

He whimpered again, breathing hot and heavy. His skin felt like fire, at your touch.

So addicting.

He started to stroke himself on you, but you moved a bit back from his crotch, so that he couldn't actually create enough friction. You felt he was hard. Maybe it even hurt him, from how hard he was. But you wanted to tease him. Your favorite thing to do with him.

"A-ah...w-why did you move...?" He whined.

"Because I wanted to." You answered, coldly.

He swallowed.

You leaned down and kissed him again, giving a lot of small pecks on his lips. He whined at every touch. Every. Single. Touch.

It wasn't new that he was completely touch starved, but God. All that desperation was new for you even.

You slipped your hands all the way down to his underwear, taking it off.

He slightly hisses, when his full length was released from his boxers.

"A-ah..."

"Shut up."

You started to stroke it, from the very bottom to the tip, following the shaft.

A soft moan escaped from his throat.

"Please...s-stop t-teasing...a-ah!"

"I told you to shut. Up."

He shut up, only noises coming out of his mouth.

You kept on teasing him.

You liked it, mainly because it was the easiest way to drive him crazy.

When you finished teasing him, he was almost braindead, a desperate mess of moans and whimpers.

"So? You want me to go on?" You asked, teasingly.

He nods, desperately.

His glasses were fogged up, his eyes were barely visible. And he could barely see. But he didn't care.

Such a beautiful view.

You took off your shirt and he immediately put his hands on your breasts, gently squeezing them and kissing the fabric of your bra.

"C-can I take it off?"

"Of course..."

He took your bra off and started kissing your naked breasts, desperately, sucking and biting wherever he could.

You put a hand on his scalp, gently.

"Fuck..."

"A-am I doing good?"

"You're doing amazing..."

You took all the rest of your clothing off.

As soon as he saw you naked, he became even more desperate and needy.

"Can I...c-can I taste you, ma'am?"

"What do you mean?"

He looked at you: he was so desperate he sounded mad. In fact, his answer was very blunt. Maybe because he was very needy and he wanted you to stop playing with him.

"Can you sit on my face?"

You smiled, maliciously.

"That's better. Lie down..."

Within two seconds he was lying down on the matress, waiting for you, with a huge smile on his face.

You sat astride on his face, and he was almost drooling at the sight of your throbbing hole.

You rested your legs around his head as he wrapped his arms around your thighs and pulled you closer to his mouth, starting to lick and suck desperately on your cunt, like if his life was depending on it.

His licks were so immaculate you risked to cum there on the spot at the first two licks.

You took his hair in your hands and started to pull it, lightly, making him release a soft, guttural moan, which stimulated you even more, making you moan louder.

You started to get closer to your climax, after a few minutes, and you started move your hips back and forward, in order to stimulate more.

But that don't turn around for long, because he firmly out his hands on yout hips, not allowing any sort of movement.

He went faster, and your vision was gettinf blurry.

"I-I'm...sso close...*fuck*...ah...k-keep tha-AH!...that u-uup..."

"Uhu..."

He kept the pace, and in a matter of seconds you finally arrived at the climax, screaming his name out of your lungs.

You almost fell on the matress.

"Holy shit..."

"I did good, did I?"

Always the same, old Joker.

"You cocky bastard..."

He laughed, softly.

As soon as you managed to regain the use of your legs, still a little shaky from the orgasm, you managed to get off the bed on his side.

"Sit."

He sat.

So obedient.

You spread his legs and started to kiss his length, from the tip to the very bottom.

He was so hard that he was risking to cum at every touch.

His legs were shaking a bit too, for the exitement.

You licked then from the bottom to the tip again and you started to suck it, gently, just to tease him a bit.

You looked at him, and as soon as you did, he went out of his mind, letting a deep, animalistic moan escape from his throat.

You slowly bobbed your head on his dick, making it go deeper and deeper down your throat each time.

He took you hair in his hand, as an instinct, and threw his head back, letting out big, shameless open-mouthed moans and whimpers.

He just needed it.

He just needed you.

You went faster, and he was slowly going insane, and you managed to slide it deep down your throat.

"Ah...please...d-don't-Ah!"

You go faster. You want to hear him so desperately.

"P-please...slow do-AH!"

He didn't want to choke you, he was afraid he could hurt you, but that's exactly what you wanted.

It was only matter of time before he came down your throat, with the most sinful, toes-curling moan you've ever heard.

For a moment you thought this man was born to be a slut for you.

For you only.

The mere thought of that was enought to make you horny again, but you were too tired.

And he was too.

You couldn't "actually" fuck, you know.

Merely because that would have meant a baby and you could not afford such a thing in the middle of a war.

Expecially if you were two fighters of this war.

You came back up on your feet and you lied down on the bed, next to him.

You know he wanted more, but he just phisically couldn't.

It wasn't much for the phisical effort, but more for the exitement of all of it.

You turned on a cigarette and started smoking, staring at the ceiling.

"This was some serious five-stars fuck..."

"Are your standards that low?"

"For happening in the middle of a country at war, I'd say my standards are already too high."

"So I did good?"

"Awsome."

"Cool."

He stayed silent for a while.

"If this is the price to pay for making you mad, then I should piss you off more often."

"Don't you fucking dare."

He laughed.

What an idiot.

But he was your idiot.

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[empire-of-the-words]

Headcanon that Jason loves PowerPoints. Some elementary school tracher had a PowerPoint book report assignment, and it was all over from there

He makes a PowerPoint on why he should become Robin (success)

He makes a PowerPoint on why he shouldn't go to private school (fail)

He makes a PowerPoint on why Discowing is a stupid costume (Dick keeps it at least partly due to spite after that)

He makes a PowerPoint about why Two-Face is a scarier villain than the Joker (longterm fail)

He makes a PowerPoint on how that Drake kid creeps him out (No one shows it to Tim until Damian randomly finds it and adds five more slides)

He makes a PowerPoint on why Alfred should let him use the kitchen (success)

He makes and doesn't use a PowerPoint on why Bruce should join him in finding his mom (Bruce finds it after and cries)

He makes a PowerPoint on why Talia should help him get revenge on Bruce (technically success, but Talia’s just using it as a distraction)

He makes a PowerPoint on why it was a good thing to kill his teacher (success)

He makes a PowerPoint on why killing Batman is basically the same as killing one of his teachers (fail)

He makes this PowerPoint right before heading back to Gotham (makes Talia smile, success!)

He makes a PowerPoint on why people should work for him (success)

Titans Tower actually ends up being a PowerPoint-off, but that sounds lame so they pretend the fighting lasted the entire time (success, Jason won)

He doesn't make a PowerPoint during his confrontation with Bruce on why to kill the Joker, which is good because Bruce probably would have started crying

He makes a PowerPoint about how Dick had chosen to wear Discowing and he couldn’t back out now (Dick pretends like he hadn’t changed his costume because it started reminding him of Jason too much)

He makes at least 2 PowerPoints on why Tim should join him (fail)

He makes a PowerPoint about why he should be the new Batman (fail)

For kicks, he makes a PowerPoint on why Damian would be a better Batman than Dick (Damian pretends like it didn’t just make him like Jason)

He makes a PowerPoint on why Tim needs therapy (and should also join him) (fail, Tim pulls up a PowerPoint about why Jason needs therapy)

He makes a PowerPoint on why Bruce should have stayed dead (the arguments are badly composed, and it's the only way he’ll admit he's happy Bruce is back)

He makes a PowerPoint about how he's only helping out the Batfam this one time (fail, he reuses the PowerPoint multiple times)

He makes a PowerPoint about how he's not actually rejoining the Batfam (fail, no one believes him)

He makes another PowerPoint about how he's not actually rejoining the Batfam (success, no one believes him)

[bejeweledraven]

call it what you want

All the drama queens taking swings All the jokers dressin' up as kings They fade to nothin' when I look at him

relationship headcanons with the gotham villains

parrings: oswald cobblepot x gn!reader, ed nygma x gn!reader, victor zsasz x gn!reader, jerome valeska x gn!reader, jeremiah valeska x gn!reader

genre: fluff, slight angst

warnings: mentions of criminal activity, mentions of toxic and unhealthy behaviors in romantic relationships/mentions of unhealthy relationships

requested?: yes

request: anon: can i request general relationship hc with oswald cobblepot, ed nygma, victor zsasz, jerome valeska and jeremiah valeska with a gn reader

song prompt: call it what you want by taylor swift

word count: 1392

oswald cobblepot:

first and foremost his love language is 100% gift giving

it would be both subtle and dramatic

subtle, because he would never ask directly; he'd listen

was there something you were talking about currently? or maybe something you've wanted forever? he would pick up on the slightest mention of it

but like i said, it would also be dramatic

an artist you've been listening to lately? he'll make sure you have every possible record on vinyl and cd, concert tickets, merch

a car that you've dreamed of for years? in your driveway, with every possible upgrade

growing up he didn't have much, so he wanted to make sure someone that he cares about never feels like that

although he's not really the one for physical intimacy, there are some small gestures he really loves

great example are forehead kisses - long evenings after tiring days, right by the fire places

he might not be huge with PDA, but everyone knows that you're involved with each other, making you untouchable

and when i say everyone, i mean everyone; his enemies, his allies, his staff

his worst fear is someone hurting you to hurt him; makes him extremely protective, making sure you're safe 24/7

your relationship is the definition of "private, but not secret"

ed nygma:

although the pre and post riddler ed might have fair share of differences when it comes to dating, there's definitely a lot of similarities

for example, for ed you're always the number one priority, not matter what

the pre-riddler ed would cancel any plans for you (not that he had loads of those anyways lol)

it would take one phone call from you for him to drop everything and meet you somewhere

if ed liked you, he would have the hardest time telling you; even if you were involved with someone else, he would be your shoulder to cry on, no matter how much it broke his heart

once you got together he would need regular reassuring of how much he means to you

would be a combination of his own insecurities and how highly he thinks of you

both before and after you start dating, you smiling in his direction would be enough to make his day

post-riddler is much more confident, cares significantly less of what people think of him

but even given all of his confidence, his old insecurities still get the best of him

he would get very jealous at times

whenever he would suspect you could have feelings for someone else (which is a conclusion he makes way too rapidly) he would feel like the awkward and practically invisible technician working at the police station all over again

takes a ton of reassuring to for him to seem confident again- because deep down he will always feel like that to an extent

being his partner means being his best friend- it's such a special connection

he relies on your support so so much

although it took him a while to learn to come to you with his issues, you're definitely the best support system he's ever had, and he makes sure you know how much that means to him

victor zsasz:

one word: TEASING

so so so much teasing

oddly enough, this might be the healthiest relationship on the list

he has an understanding of personal space and time

i mean don't get it wrong: he WILL show up unannounced in your living room in the middle of the night on a random tuesday, just chilling on the couch because "he missed you"

but if there is ever a situation where you tell him that you need space and time alone, he just respects it

he has a very laid back attitude towards you, but if the situation requires he will act very quick to protect you; whether you disapprove of his methods or not

even though like i said he gives you space and time if needed, he has his subtle ways of knowing whether you're staying safe and out of trouble

i can for sure see him with a fellow assassin, even, or maybe especially, working for a rival gang

business is business, and he doesn't see a reason why it should interfere with his personal life after work

and the constant competition is kind of fun and exciting to him, which is ironic, given the line of work

one time you were ordered by your bosses to take each other out, and for shits and giggles you even pretended to attempt it, but gave up easily just cause you couldn't take one another and this whole situation seriously

overall it's a very playful relationship of equal time teasing and strong sense of protection, on both sides

jerome valeska:

the best word to describe the relationship with this man is 'rollercoaster'

with the highest of highs and lowest of lows

good moments make you feel on top of the worlds and bad moments make your stomach drop

no two days are the same with this guy

no surprise that he is very obsessive

the second he saw you and was utterly and completely fixated on you and you only

it was obsession at first sight for sure (bonus points if you met at arkham)

and you can't really blame yourself, he was very charming

just something completely captivating about him

although his attention is all over the place, he would make sure to always have a good look at you, even with the corner of his eye

he just needs you around 24/7

the respect for personal space and time? yeah don't really count on that

at a certain point there's some sort of addiction formed, where you can't really function without him either

say what you want about jerome, but his energy is absolutely infectious and sometimes you just need someone who will make you feel like you're on top of the world

another thing about him is that his obsessive sense of protection mostly extends to guarding you from the GCPD, but not really to a basic sense of safety

he will take you with him to all of his most dangerous heists, because he doesn't want you 'missing out on all the fun'

he regularly finds places to break into in the middle of the night, like theme parks and big malls, and just goes CRAZY

he is there to make any absurd wish of yours come true

if during the time where everyone just assumed he was dead you moved on with your life and god forbid found happiness with someone else- he is changing that the second he's back

jeremiah valeska:

the jeremiah before the transformation was paranoid about absolutely everything

including your safety, mostly because of jerome

his childhood made him put up this shield around him and it wasn't easy to let you into his life - but once he did he shielded you even more than he ever did for himself

if it was up to him, you'd never leave his super-secure home/facility, because he's that worried

and many times he's begged you do to so

out of sheer sense of protectiveness over you

but staying in a windowless bunker is not really easy for many people

and he knows that he can't really argue you on that, so all he has left is worrying until you're back

you always were back, and he had to fight the urge to beg you not to ever leave again

the post-transformation jeremiah is also insanely protective- with the added effect of more confidence is slight obsessiveness

his obsessiveness would be much more subtle than one that his brother displayed - jeremiah would just always know where you are and who you're with

he would go to actual insane measures to protect you; he'd burn entire cities if it meant keeping you safe

both before and after the transformation he's not really the best at communicating his feelings, but his way of making up for it is acts of service - subtle before transformation and less subtle after the transformation

oddly enough, he also became a lot more openly romantic than before, with grand, dramatic gestures

not that he wasn't romantic before; just in a lot more shy and delicate way

one thing never changed - how much keeping you safe meant to him

[azmaranadir]

ASS, BOOBS OR THIGHS

NSFW 18+ HEADCANON WINDBREAKER. JAY, VINNY, JOKER

BOOBS

->Jay. loves to bury his head in your chest, holding you close. To the point where he wants to die, being choked by them. Whether they are small, big, or in the middle, he doesn't care as long as he can use them as a stress ball and suck on your nipples. However, he does not want to see you in tight tops or shirts; he enjoys it much more seeing you wearing baggy shirts, preferably his shirts instead. It has nothing to do with being covered; it just feels so much better to pull the material up and let it rest lazily on your collarbone while he kisses, licks, and sucks on them.

Tight shirts are so hard to take off, so he enjoys it more seeing you wearing baggy ones, allowing him to take it off as fast as possible or even keep it on and just let his head be covered by your (his) shirt.

"fuck you taste so good..."

ASS

-> Vinny. loves the sight of your ass, but he can't openly express it. When caught staring, he would flush hard, although it happens rarely. The reason is that you are so used to walking in front of him that you don't second-guess it, thinking he's only ensuring your safety, keeping a watchful eye over your head like a bulldog. However, the reality is that he just enjoys watching your ass jiggle while you walk. He also likes to grab it, but only in private.

When you are alone, he takes the opportunity to grab a handful of it, maybe even give it a playful smack while he fucks you from behind. Despite his usual flustered demeanor, he's oddly smug about it.

"Never were any pants around my, want to feel your skin jitter when I smack it."

THIGHS

->Joker. Takes immense pleasure in running his hands up and down your thighs, Loving the way your skin reacts under his touch, creating a sense of appreciation and love, despite him grabbing it so hard to leave marks but still kissing it lovingly. He loves kissing the inner thighs, leaving bites that make the experience feel more intimate than the actual act of sex.

In his more unconventional moments, he also enjoys burying his head in your thighs, occasionally smearing the blood of his enemies on your skin. It made you feel Icky, however, this was perfect for him to lick your skin, gradually making his way toward your thighs to eat you pussy out.

What truly leaves your head spinning is when he wraps your thighs around his head, stands up, and presses your back against the changing room wall. Making you sit on his shoulders, while his pussy was pressed against his lapping tongue and his nose against your clit, while squeezed your flesh.

"You can choke me harder, I can handle that. I would love dying because of those thighs."

[hopefulfuturenovelauthor]

Headcanons of what's like to date Bruce, Dick, Jason, Martian, Wally, and Clark?

Hi, sorry for taking so long, but I am very grateful for your patience!

Here you go...

Headcanons of what's like to date Bruce, Dick, Jason, Martian, Wally, and Clark?

I would like to state that I’m assuming you meant Martian Manhunter and not Miss Martian, but in the case that I am wrong and you meant Miss Martian let me know and I’ll add her to this or write a super-long essay of your guy’s relationship or something!

As always please do not copy my work in any way, shape, or form. Thanks!

Warnings: none i think... not spell checked...

Bruce Wayne

Dating Bruce Wayne? Gotham’s favorite Billionaire and the Batman? Wow, good luck.

There is a lot of angsty shit in your relationship. Keep in mind it’s not like you guys have like crazy issues or anything, not to say that the Joker isn’t a crazy issue, but I mean that you don’t actually fight with each other a lot. 

You disagree quite a bit considering you watch him on monitors and he goes out and actually gets hurt, but all of that frustration and worry comes from a place of care.

However, you didn’t talk to him for days when he decided to let Dick join him in the field. You were beyond upset, especially since you knew the dangers of crime-fighting yourself, seeing as you used to be a vigilante. 

Regardless of that, it was Dick that convinced you to cut Bruce some slack. Eventually, you came to agree with the teenager, but only after you kicked Bruce where the sun doesn’t shine.

On a nicer note, definitely lots of gifts coming from his end even though he is called the dark knight.

Even when you were both playing hero and he didn’t know who you were under the mask he gave you little gadgets. You two had also met outside of hero-ing and in your real lives where he constantly graced you with the treat of coffee and/or donuts. 

He likes to get you nice treats and sweets. He knows you don’t care for expensive gifts, especially since you work for a lot of nonprofits.

As for PDA on a scale, I will give you a 7.5/10. A solid 2.5 for physical affection such as hand holding, forehead kisses, whispering in each other's ears, and being a little too close to each other but not so close that you freak out everyone else around you.

As for that leftover 5 on the scale, holy shit do you guys never shut up. The constant flirting is where most of this score comes from. Saying embarrassing and inappropriate shit anywhere and everywhere is common with you. You tease each other relentlessly and enjoy seeing the other squirm. It can be quite uncomfortable for others around you, but you tend to keep the more spicy comments quieter, which leads to all of your odd whisperings.

You sort of live with him…? You guys are most often at his place, but you did decide to keep your own just because you wanted something that you paid for and could afford unlike his gigantic fucking manor.

Bruce cares for you deeply and understands why you want to keep your independence and have at least something of your own, especially considering that you guys work together often.

You are close with all of his family, including each kid he adopts, takes in, or has under his proverbial wing. In fact, you kind of think they prefer you over him, or at the very least Jason definitely does. 

It might also be common sense now that Alfred also likes you more than Bruce because, in your guys' relationship, you have all of the brain cells and are logical. 

You both can be impulsive and rude. You both can come across as very blunt and private people. You work well together despite everything.

You were very glad in the end that you both found someone so supportive and understanding. 

You both were also glad that you had the guts to kiss him because, honestly, he was never going to make the first move without it being an epic disaster.

Dick Grayson

Yay! Okay, this guy and you wow. May I just say couple goals here. Like yes, wonderful, perfect together.

Will you go off on someone for hurting his feelings? Count on it. Whether it is physically fighting or verbally berating someone, you also support everyone’s favorite Blue Bird.

Cute nicknames? Yes, as I stated previously, Blue-Bird, you know because he had been Robin and then he became Nightwing, and Nightwing’s suit is black and blue. Also, his eyes are blue and they look so pretty you could stare at them all day. Also, often used but none as creative as Blue-Bird, sweetheart, darling, cutey, and love.

His pet names for you, are Darling, beautiful, sweetie, bundle of too much adorableness, most wonderful human being to ever exist, my reason for getting out of bed every morning, and love. It is obviously a wonderful mixture of names, and yes, sometimes you do worry about him.

I mean how could you not, you were there since he became Robin, you comforted him through every phase, from being a rebellious teen by denouncing Bruce, becoming Nightwing, forming his own group of heroes, and making the obvious mistake of wearing tights as a part of his costume (that one was particularly hard for you).

I will now rate your PDA, congrats you have received a 6/10. You guys like to give small face kisses (forehead, top of the head, cheek, nose, temple, etc.), you guys give each other small pecks on occasion, and always say ‘I love you’ when one of you has to leave. You hold each other's hands a lot. You guys are very sweet and very wholesome. The only time you aren’t is when you get reunited after a long time (2+ weeks) or a life-threatening thing happens (which is pretty often, I’m not going to lie). 

When you reunite do you share that time slowed down and you are running to each other with the wind in your hair moment before frantically grasping one another to share a passionate kiss. 

Sometimes he will tickle you and pick you up just to spin with you. This happens quite a lot and the two of you often have tickle fights.

You get along with his family, but you have no trouble standing up to them for him. You will fist fight with Jason and tell Tim to ‘shut up and go to sleep’. If Damian starts talking crap you won’t physically hit the child, but you will steal away his pets with treats, which annoys him because food > him.

You will scream at Bruce if necessary. Dick and his adoptive siblings will have to physically pick you up to get you away from the situation.

You guys never fight, except when you eat the last of each other’s ice cream. 

Jeez, you two are so cute together.

Jason Todd

You met early on but got together a few years after his death.

He used to annoy the shit out of you, but the events involving the Joker led you both in the same direction.

You both have a better understanding of each other than anyone else. You are field partners and the only real anti-heroes of Gotham.

You were quick to share an apartment once you both learned each other’s civilian names.

It is easier than you both expected to fall into a rhythm, which only made it easier to go from something platonic to something romantically domestic.

You never seemed to get in each other's way and could somehow calm the other down when the world became a little too quiet or loud. You both rarely slept in the separate beds you had brought and maneuvered into the one bedroom. In fact, neither of you really slept on a bed. 

Most nights you stayed up as late as you could and either returned home and passed out on the couch or watched tv till 3 am, cuddling, and passed out on the couch.

You guys are a little different than others. PDA is more of healthy ways to deal with trauma mixed with a little codependency (but nothing terrible, sometimes shit just gets hard for you both and you have some really off days). Hand holding, back rubs, hugs, and playing with each other's hair and hands are just ways to calm each other.

But back to PDA. Yes. 9/10. You will both totally make out in front of other people spontaneously without a care in the world. He tends to initiate it, but you certainly never have an issue with it.

After all of the shit you two have been through you don’t really care about other people’s comfort around you because you feel safe with each other and are each other's security blankets.

Pet names are definitely common. It is probably the most annoying thing he does when you work together fighting crime. You always hated how he was so arrogant and acted childish when he was Robin. Now he just calls you pet names and flirts ceaselessly with you while you fight together. He will call you sweetheart, darling, beautiful, gorgeous, love, my love, love of my life, and more when you are in the field. He calls you them outside of your night shift too, but that does not annoy you at all. 

You tend to use many of the back, if not all of them, because he means just as much to you. 

He always makes the most adorable face when you cradle his head and call him beautiful. Like this is the softest he will ever be with someone else and he just looks so small and cute and in need of a hug.

If he annoys you, expect gifts in the form of food and drinks. If you annoy him, expect to give him extra hugs and books. 

Yes, you read together, cuddling. Typically different books, but he acts as your personal heater and you love it.

Coffee shop dates, take-out-stay-in dates, and video game dates are to be expected. Also, pastries on top of buildings in the middle of the night are a great pastime.

Also, one last thing, just to mention, you are the only one allowed to use or even touch his guns.

Martian Manhunter

Telepathically communicating, yayyyyyyyy! Okay maybe too soon with that one. But really, expect to be snorting in a silent room as everyone looks at you like you're crazy except for him because he’s smiling fondly at your reaction. 

You two are very sweet together. You help the Justice League with PR stuff, so you talk with the group of heroes all the time.

You often work with the big names and more controversial people in the League, but you work with everyone when you need to.

Also, J’onn can fly so expect to be carried in his arms all the time. He won’t even think about it twice because why would he take you somewhere in a car when he can literally swoop you off your feet bridal style and fly off as you look up at him in complete adoration.

For the moment you’ve all been waiting for, PDA rating. I would say 3/10 in public and 6/10 in private. By that I mean outside world public and the justice hall, mount olympus, etc. as private. In your guy’s place he’s just a cuddle bug or a second cat because yes he bought you a cat for one of your anniversaries.

He cooks you dinner. You join him often, but like he loves to cook you dinner. You think it is really sweet, but he also loves to learn different earthly activities. That and M’gann sends him recipes she thinks you’ll like (and you always love them).

You once made him chocolate cake by the way and now he has a new favorite thing. He loves it and didn’t stop talking about it for months. 

He likes to hold your hands a lot. Sometimes when one of you is stressed the other reaches out in hopes of grounding them before they overthink. It’s very sweet and you both love the gesture.

You sort of also took M’gann under your wing when she first arrived and it melted yours and J’onn’s hearts when she first called you her aunt/uncle. At this point you're like the mom of the YJ and the go to friend for the league. It’s all very sweet but sometimes J’onn feels like the League is hogging you and ‘has to’ drag you away from everyone quite literally, which goes a little something like this:

“Oh, but J’onn, I was having a lovely conversation with Bruce.” “Oh, I’m very sorry, Y/n, but we really have to go,” as he starts to pull you out of the room. “Alright, sorry Bruce we can talk, more some other time?” Once you both make it out of the room you release a breath, “Dinner?” “Yes.” “Great because I’m hungry and Bruce was gnawing my ear off.” After that you both just laugh.

Dinner goes great by the way and you share chocolate cake at the end before going home to cuddle with your cat and watch baking and cooking shows.

Wally West

Just to get it out there, you show your guys affection through food and physical touch 

You make Wally whatever you can cook and make a lot of it for his boosted metabolism. You also order extra pizza for him.

He tries to bake you your favorite desserts but sometimes lacks the patience and other times he eats half of it.

He typically just always buys you your favorite snacks and desserts. Even then he always ‘sneaks’ a bite.

Your PDA is surprisingly low, but as he matures it definitely increases. Like Dick had told you all those years ago it took a while to get used to Wally eating.

I would rate you a 2/10 at the beginning of your relationship and an 8/10 when at your best. (basically Young Justice S1 Wally compared to S2)

You are always touching each other. I don’t mean in an inappropriate way, but considering it is Wally that isn’t unheard of, just not often done in public.

On top of that, he will carry you everywhere, superspeed, normal speed it does not matter. Hand holding always, hugging always. He just wants physical contact. And piggy backs.

But like also, his pickup lines. I repeat his pickup lines. They are so cheesy and corny and you find them endearing somehow. I mean I do too, he is a sweetheart so yeah.

He treats you so well too. Your well-being matters so much to him and if you need something, he will be there in like 3 seconds regardless of where he is.

Nicknames should be expected: whatever you do, whatever you like he finds a way to make it a nickname. He does use babe a lot, but it feels a little basic so he comes up with new one's all the time. Sometimes they stick and other times you choke on air, but the scientific method says that you will fail and retry so it doesn’t phase him.

For the record though, he is Wally so a lot of his nicknames are food based: honey, cupcake, sugar cube, sweet potato, and more.

If you nerd out with him he will never, I repeat, never let you go. 

Also if you wear his merch he will be all over you. Depending on the situation and the place it might get a little spicy, but in most cases he will wrap his arms around your middle and just hold you tightly as he falls back into a chair or couch or something. He will not let you go and will nuzzle his face into your neck for hours. For someone that is so fast and gets bored so easily, he will never want any of this to end. 

Clark Kent

Yeah, you know. You knew. You were well aware of who he was. One single pair of glasses did not fool you. I mean, you didn’t say anything until like the seventh date, but you knew.

Yay, lucky you are normal, in fact, you do not play hero in your free time, but you do have some abilities.

You blame the particle accelerator explosion that occurred in your last home for your abilities. But they were easy to hide and really helped with your job.

You are a psychologist/part-time therapist. You met Clark through an interview you did about the effects of the most recent attack in Metropolis on the citizens' mental health. You had to fight for this article to even exist, but you did so because you could feel the fear that radiated throughout it. 

You did everything you could to provide as much help and information as you could on the topic. Clark had been the photographer for the interview and you both immediately hit it off.

He asked you out to dinner when you stopped by his office to discuss doing another article. Clark said that to celebrate the occasion he could take you out if you wanted.

You said yes because free dinner was nice and he seemed like a good guy, so you thought why the heck not?

Of course, the date went well and you highly enjoyed his company. He asked you out again and said yes.

On your third date, he had to leave early for whatever reason, and then a minute later Superman flew by and started to stop a robbery a block away. Interested, you got as close as you could and were very shocked when you saw Superman’s face. 

You didn’t mention it, but he had the same aura with the slightest bit of guilt that you thought was likely toward leaving you mid-date.

Once he knew you knew he eased up a lot and told you all about his past and Krypton and his powers and his hero-ing. 

You guys have great communication, which is in part due to your empathic abilities. You can always tell when something bothers him and he is more than willing to talk through whatever troubles him. You do the same understanding that you both thrive off of honesty with each other.

Conversation always comes easy. 

Some activities you like to do together are going out for dinner, movie nights, baking, picnic dates, and annoying Bruce Wayne.

Your PDA scale would be like a 4/10 at most. You are very sweet with each other, but sometimes you both find it odd being extra coupley with others around you. Since Clark has super hearing he can tell when people are uncomfortable and since you have your empath abilities you can feel it too. Other people’s moods also affect yours in general so the more people there are the more overwhelmed you feel so you try to avoid anything more than a quick peck on the cheek. 

However, it is still very obvious you two are together because you spend a lot of time with each other and go to lunch together basically every day.

Around the Justice League, you can be a little more open with your affections but you both still prefer privacy.

Nicknames: yes. There are some of the basics: darling, dear, love, etc. Clark particularly likes calling you my dear and you enjoy calling him sweetheart. Sometimes you joke around when he enters a room and you say, “It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s my boyfriend, Clark Kent.”

[scenesniper]

☆ "weeping clown" ; general sfw & nsfw headcanons

pairing / weeping clown x afab gn! reader

disclaimer / possessive nature, choking fixation, body worship, orgasm denial

word count / 1,335 words

author's note / i wanted more miserable, pathetic, lore accurate toxic weepy so i decided to just write it myself.

SFW

☆ a very clingy man that is far too quiet to ever be the one to initiate a conversation with you. after all, how dare he have such thoughts when you’re shining all so bright. altruist you can say but behind it, he is all but possessive.

☆ you will always find letters forwarded to you by someone of anonymity but his handwriting is all but so familiar. you will always feel a set of eyes following you in everything you do around the circus. whether it be practicing for your next act, applying your makeup, eating, or paying attention to your own body care, it's always on you.

☆ weeping clown by his stage name is very self explanatory. even with his wishes of being so much more than what he is branded by, he carries on his sorrowful demeanor behind the stage. meeting you, whether you’re the first to ever truly acknowledge him or give him the light of day of your time, he will think of that interaction of so much more.

☆ he’s completely infatuated by you, not having the guts or confidence to ever approach you, he will make gifts for you in secrecy, going to great lengths to have it personally delivered to you by a postman to possibly hide the fact that it was him all along.

☆ however, you have suspected the clown for awhile now. the way his eyes avoid your own, his stuttering and brightening red state of his. you have always thought of it as normal for the clown, his cowering state, but there is just something about him that rang alarm bells.

☆ weeping is easily flustered. any hint of your attention on him has him already a profused bashful state. especially any physical contact with each other, even if it’s just holding hands, his hands will instantly clam up and become so warm. he gets embarrassed at these times and would begin to avoid eye contact so you wouldn’t have to see him in such a “pathetic condition”.

☆ kissing the weeping clown is rough due to his very chapped lips. he’s a clumsy and messy kisser, having no prior experience and frankly, only kisses with pure want and no thoughts at all behind it as if you’re going to disappear on him. you’ll always feel his hands messily messing the back of your hair and at times, when he’s pushing his tongue down on you, he loves it when you tug down on his scarf.

☆ his love, to be blunt, is completely unconditional. it doesn’t matter if you kill someone with your own bare hands, even if his idea of you shatters, his ideology still stands. he’s a man that is completely obsessed with the idea of you and while it is a harmful train of thoughts, that obsession turns into a sick love.

☆ even if his love comes from a twisted place, he cares for you in his own little way. he’s overprotective of you and attentive to your mental and emotional needs of yours. if someone is bugging you, he’s immediately on the band wagon in planning on how he’s specifically going to privately and in secrecy, handle it.

NSFW

☆ joker is not a confident man as we all know, and especially in bed. even if he’s bigger than most, around 8 inches or so, he is all but insecure about the approach. he’s a virgin and only has experience by touching himself late at night, clutching a crumpled picture of you and imagining your hands pumping his cock.

☆ he’s always the type to indulge in his personal fantasies and to finally have it happen to him, he’s all but overjoyed but extremely confused and insecure on how you can ever pick someone like him. he has always dreamed of you touching him, even when he’s ashamed of such thoughts when facing you upfront, he’d always go hard over the smallest things from you.

☆ your voice, your lips, your eyes on his, your scent, you brushing skin contact with him even if it’s just a small graze, oh god his dick is practically about to burst out his boxers. he loves the rough feeling of his dick begging to be dicked down and would often grind himself in his own boxers, imagining that friction is your pussy.

☆ he would get so long in those surreal fantasies of his, wanting to just breed you. but once actually having you, his insecurities of having little to no experience comes crashing down once more. you’ll be on his lap and he’ll be completely dumbfounded, absolutely having no idea where to put or place his arms and would stare at you undressing on him which god, is so hot to him.

☆ he’s the type to just cum right then and there in whatever you do to his body. touching his cock, oh he’s already seeing stars and tearing up. your warm mouth on his, he’s grinding his waist and dragging you by your hair to go deeper and deeper, causing you to choke and him getting off by your gagging sounds.

☆ he’s a big crier during it all, his eyes seeming to always tear up whenever he feels absolutely stimulated or from pure happiness, he’ll always throw his head back and bites his lips to the point it begins to start bleeding and then planting his blood soaked lips on yourself.

☆ body worship. weeping clown is ashamed of his disability and amputee, but you praising it and giving it utmost attention (not just only during sex of course) gives him an unexplainable emotion such as relief of your acceptance of him. how you don’t immediately shun him.

☆ he loves to worship you and your entire being, not just being the only one praised. he will always be going on and on, muttering about your beauty. he always feels as though he shouldn’t even have the privilege to be in your presence, let alone touch you. it’s an emotional moment for him the entire time, enveloping himself to your existence.

☆ he absolutely can’t get enough of you, always loving it when he’s the one on your lap or vice versa, he loves to look up at you and you wiping his tears off with your thumb. he loves to nuzzle on the palm of your hand every time you do it. once he’s more familiar and confident with your body, he finds himself more and more lost in sex.

☆ he’s a verbal partner, always gasping and lowering his moans. it’s not a hard feat to have him a mess over you and especially when you’re verbal, he can’t help but feel good knowing he’s the one getting those reactions out of you.

☆ he loves it when you deny him of his orgasm. tie him behind his waist and fuck his cock with your finger, palm, boobs, thighs, anything. he’ll start whining and drawing his voice out, begging for your touch, his tears practically streaming out by then.

☆ bouncing on his cock, he’s still so scared over the fact that you’re in his but he can’t help but get so lost in your touch. he’ll watch you with astonishment, watching your boobs bounce along your actions and begin latching his mouth on the bud of your nipples and sucking on it to the point there’ll be a prominent, red mark.

☆ aftercare with weeping clown would be him cleaning you up with a rag and bringing you the glass of water from the bedside, very quiet and unsure on what else to talk about. it’s a comfortable silence on your part but for the clown, he’s particularly anxious. you’ll have to be the one praising and tucking him for the night. during these moments, he’s especially emotional. he never wants to let go of this moment and then, decide to do everything that he can to keep you by his side no matter what.

[reelovesfictionalmen]

nsfw headcanons for Simon Ghost Riley

Written with a female reader and Demisexual Ghost in mind.

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex) Likes to lay together how the two of you finished for a few moments, be it on top of you or under you. He wants to hold you like that as you both catch your breaths. After you two can breathe normally again he is big on taking a shower together after. Always makes sure you pee after sex so you don't get a uti. If you're both very worn out after the deed will happily take a wee nap with you but would rather be clean first.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) Boobs. He loves your tits. No matter if they are a barely a handful or spilling out of his hands. Nuzzles into them a lot. Will bend or crouch into uncomfortable positions just to be able to nuzzle into them. He finds comfort in the softness of them.

He likes his thighs, they're thick and a perfect place for you to sit. Be it sexually or not, he loves having you in his lap. He really wants to try thigh riding with you but doesn't want to come across as a perv. When he does bring it up one day and you are down to try, it becomes one of his favourite things.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically) Uses condoms when you two fuck for a long time into your relationship even if you are on birth control. He doesn't want to risk kids. Eventually he does get into not using them but more often than not he likes using them. Some days he wants to paint your chest and stomach with his cum, just to see it all over you. Usually though he likes to cum while he's inside of you even when using a condom. Freaked out one day when you were vigorously fucking his cock with your face and his cum came out your nose. It was a first for the both of you and he was startled, asked you if you were okay SO MANY TIMES.

Loves when you get so wet that you can hear the noises you coupling makes. If he discovers you can squirt he wants to make it happen often. If you're not up for it, he wont push it.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) Wants to watch you cum on Soap's cock. It's not something he will ever voice or let happen, he doesn't actually want to share you, no matter how much he loves Soap as a brother.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?) Before his assault he had some. A few partners, one he lived with for a while but it didn't work out due to his job. After the assault he needed to trust and care deeply for someone to let them see him that vulnerable.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying) Cowgirl. Loves seeing you ride him hard. Seeing your tits bounce and your eyes closed in pleasure is his thing. If you have the stamina to squat fuck ride him, he's going to be in awe. FlatIron and Missionary are also up there. He likes having as much of your skin touching each other.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.) Idc what people say, he's a goof, a joker. Will crack stupid lewd jokes while balls deep just to feel you clench around him as you laugh. Also loves if you crack jokes.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.) He trims, manscapes. Doesn't like going hairless but will keep nice and tidy.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect) Super intimate. Being naked with you is him at his most vulnerable. He'll make sure you know how much he loves and trusts you.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon) Before you and he got together, he didn't do it often. When he's with you he finds himself aroused more often and will jerk off if he's not able to be with you. I see him as Demisexual leaning(only gets aroused with someone he has a connection with)

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks) Praise. Giving and receiving.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do) Would rather do the deed somewhere private and safe. However you can and have convinced him to pull the car over somewhere and let you ride him hard. It's his fav position, he can also bury his face in your tits while you do so.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going) When your body is pressed against his in a hug or in bed. You wearing his clothes. You sweaty from a workout.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) Physical violence. No bdsm, no degradation.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.) He likes to give and to receive. Sometimes struggles with receiving. It makes him feel a little not control, lost, flustered and will likely quickly move onto other things. Loves eating you out. If you're horny and he's not really feeling it that day he will offer to eat you out, says he enjoys it and your pleasure even if he's not wanting to get off himself.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.) A mix of both. Loves when you squat ride him hard. The harder the better. When he's fucking you in missionary and flatiron he likes to go slow, sensual and deep. Doggy he likes to go fast and hard. It really depends on what you both are feeling like.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.) Will fuck you against the wall real quick when he gets back from a run or working out. Has energy left to burn or if you've been working out together seeing you hot and sweaty has him riled up.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.) No. Sex is being vulnerable. That's for private places. Will try new positions and dress up with you for silly roleplays. You're still trying to work up the courage to get him in a french maid dress.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?) Needs 10-15 min between rounds but a round can last a long time. He's good at holding off his orgasm if he wants to.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?) You have a vibrator that is a cast of his cock. You got one of those kits off of the internet and made it. You two use it to double penetrate you. It's almost like two of him fucking you.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) He's a cheeky shit and will tease you, joke around a little but he will give in quickly. Especially if you pout and call him a meanie.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.) If he's been edging himself with your cunt for a while, wringing orgasms from you, he starts getting vocal. Tells you how good you feel, how he cant wait to cum in your pussy, begging you to cum for him again and again.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character) Due to his trauma with sexual assault he is not keen on degradation and bdsm. Will spank your ass while in doggy and maybe pull your hair if you ask him. He doesn't like treating you like an object or to be treated like one.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes) About 6.5 inches hard. Perfect sized. Uncut and very pink in colour. Has a freckle halfway along his shaft.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?) If you two live together and you are both off duty, he can go once a day. Usually ends up being every day for the first week then every other day the longer you two are at home.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) Once you two are cleaned up, he's an eepy boy. Will snuggle up to you and zzzzzz quickly

[allovertheplace-writing]

Hello ! How have you been doing lately ? Pls always remember to take care of yourself and the your health is always important!!

May I request Akechi and joker making out HC ?

Thank you!

Persona 5

Character(s): Akechi, Joker

Type: Headcanon

Genre: Fluff + Light Spice

Description: Rushed breaths, loving lips and yearning hands - what is it like with them?

Warnings/Notes: gender-neutral reader, kissing + light touching, reader is the same age as the characters

hi! i've been doing rather well! I hope you've been well too <33 thank you, thank you for requesting!

remember to take care of yourself as well! hope you enjoy <3

》 Joker

It's easy to press a kiss to each other's lips and then fall into another. Well, he makes it easy. There's always this look in his eyes, a gleam and an ever so slight squint, as if asking - or perhaps daring - you to give one more. It's like he's leaning in even though he isn't.

He always lifts a hand to cup your jaw, thumb brushing against the corner of your lips just before his meets your own. His lips part when he pulls away and then he comes in again after a short breath.

It's gentle, each one only getting a bit more longer. His lips mould against yours like a firm embrace, encapturing you with a tenderness only he seems to have.

He isn't one to let his hands grasp you - at least at first - rather, he trails them down slowly.

Sliding his hand away from your jaw to run the backs of his fingers along your neck, turning them to just barely wrap them around the side of it. His palm presses against the crook of your neck, slipping to the curve of your shoulder as he parts from your lips with a quiet breath.

Peeking at him with lidded eyes, you can feel the tips of his fingers press into the side of your bicep.

It's sweet and ever so breathtaking.

》 Akechi

Affection from him is always rare with how he opts to remain withdrawn despite any yearnings. Perhaps something about it was admirable. It does take much strength to ignore one's wants and needs after all. Though, every once in a while, he indulges in his feelings beyond just existing with you.

A private place with just him and you, likely his apartment or your own, he'll reach for you. Eyes that usually avoid you meeting your own.

The backs of his fingers brush across your cheek, trailing until he can curl the tips around your ear.

He doesn't dally, easily moving his hand until he can grasp the back of your head. His lips meet yours and there's a sense of restraint. A sense of restraint that grows ever weaker the longer he's near you - the longer he touches you. It's almost endearing to see; to know he does love you the way you love him.

There's little movement from him as he presses lingering pecks and open mouthed kisses to your lips. Fingers curl into your hair as if he's afraid to let go, tangling them almost purposely.

If you touch him back, he falters. Almost as though he never expected you to.

He, ever so hesitantly, lifts his other hand. And, though so very scared, he slides his fingers between yours.

[pvtjxker]

I'm sorry I has NO ideas for Eightball (if I find something I'll IMMEDIATELY add him)

[montimer]

hey!!

Could I request headcanons with Jared Leto’s joker?? thanks <3

Sure :]

Leto joker x gn!reader hc's

Can be read either as platonic or romamtic

Private space? Whats that?

He'll never leave you alone. Always 'annoying' you.

He can act like a meany but he cares for you really.

Hes just not sure how to show it other than weird pick up lines.

So he gets you things you like, fav food, comic or whatever you want. At first he'll bring you diamonds but what can you do w/ diamonds?

Anyways, hes gonna try to act as a cool confident kinda guy to impress you. Which might probably not work.

So he just says whatever he wants. Not caring what others think.

He can get jealous very easily. Who do they think they are, trying to get your attention? If he doesn't have a gun, he will use his bare hands.

Whatever you need just ask him, and he'll get it for you.

[writerofjourneys]

Hi! If requests are still open, could I request Akira/Joker with a female reader who's a phenomenal cook?

Making him lunches, snacks, and occasionally breakfast and dinner too. Boy's bout to be spoiled.

Cooking for Joker

Fandom(s): Persona 5

P5 Protagonist/Joker x Fem Reader

Headcanon

Content: Fluff, romance, food, established relationship, marriage, married life, aged up characters, cooking, domesticity, soft Joker, taking care of each other, affection, declarations of love.

Warnings: None.

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As the leader of the Phantom Thieves, Akira is busy preparing for heists and fighting Shadows. But not just for being a leader of a mysterious infamous group, he’s busy everywhere. Ranking up confidants, fusing Personas, stocking supplies, studying, Akira’s been dealt with a lot of responsibilities since he got to Tokyo.

Eating at Big Bang Burger all the time and doing those challenges isn’t healthy on a regular basis. He does eat out with the team and his confidants sometimes. And Sojiro does cook breakfast for him on occasion.

But he will have a tendency to overwork himself and forget his own needs. He’s also taking care of Morgana, another mouth to feed besides himself. During lunchtime, Akira would either share his meal or just give it to Morgana.

Though since Morgana is known to keep track of his bedtime, the cat will make reminders for him to eat. The talking feline does pride himself for being responsible.

But you making food for him will send his heart soaring. He’s a lanky male, not too thin, but not so muscular, so he could still go for some more meat in his bones. It’s not only a sweet gesture but also an efficient way to help feed your hardworking boyfriend. He may even blush a little from the adoring sentiment.

Making bentos for him? Touching. Making matching bentos for the two of you? Adorable. Especially if you’re putting great details in the lunches, like making cute faces in the shape of animals and such. Akira will tease that it looks far better to admire, but he’ll happily finish the bento until there’s nothing left. He’s never been a picky eater so he’s open to try anything you make.

Learning about your cooking skills definitely impresses him. Akira likes to improve his own culinary abilities. Working with Sojiro behind the counter helped him discover that passion. So being a phenomenal cook, he’d gladly ask for tips and advice once in a while.

Akira finds himself astounded that someone like him, someone carrying a false criminal record serving probation in an unfamiliar place alone, could have such a loving girlfriend caring for him. He always makes sure to not let you forget his own affections and how much everything you do means.

It becomes a routine for you two to meet up at lunchtime and eat together. Sitting side by side closely, across with legs touching. There’s no doubt that Akira will happily reciprocate in taking turns making meals for you both. A good way to practice his cooking skills despite his busy schedule. If you were to ever be unable to make it, Akira will feel your absence greatly.

Breakfast? Probably best to have something easier to eat as you walk to Shujin side by side on weekdays. It is true as they say that to a person’s heart in general is through the stomach. If you stopped by carrying food filled containers to eat at LeBlanc, Sojiro has no problem with it. He does agree that Akira should be mindful of eating. Depending on if said containers are washable, he’ll let you keep them at the café until you take them back.

Feeding each other is a thing in private. When no one is there, Akira will offer a piece of food to your lips, expression cheeky. It’s something you’d only do behind closed doors.

And in reverse, he’s happy to welcome a spoonful from you. Wiping a stain on his mouth gets him a bit bashful. A napkin? Cute. Your own tongue? Now his face got even redder.

But beware, the leader of the Phantom Thieves has tricks up his sleeve. He’ll reciprocate the action in a sneaky way to tease back.

Dates spent cooking and eating together is very domestic and wholesome. Trying new recipes, sharing some, it’s a lovely way to spend time with one another. Though you’d probably spend that in your home rather than his. Because as nice as the coffee and curry is at the café, you’d have more privacy and space to work on. Akira always has a look in his eyes when he gazes upon you, so much so it makes you bashful every time you see it.

Food turns into a new love language between you.

And once you become adults? Naturally, living together is expected after the deepening of your relationship growing from being high school sweethearts. Cooking together becomes a real staple in your household. Working different jobs may not always let you cook together, but having the thoughtfulness of making food for the other is still as meaningful.

[wisteriaiswriting]

Scarecrow and Oracle dating headcanons with male reader

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At this point in his life he doesn’t care about gender one bit.

As long as you aren’t trying to take him down.

Will try everything to keep you away from his fear toxin.

Seeing as you’re dating him, it’s likely you’ll get involved with Batman at least once.

So he’ll make you your own gas mask to try keep you safe.

After the Killer croc ‘incident,’ any type of physical touch you’ll need to initiate softly.

Otherwise he’ll silently hang around until you notice.

But before, he’ll carefully pull you close, being careful with his glove.

Mostly keeps his arms wrapped around your waist.

Just… don’t surprise him otherwise you’ll be stabbed and injected by a syringe or two.

ᴏʀᴀᴄʟᴇ:

She is constantly watching over you.

Brought you two your own devices to have a private channel.

Your main dates are inside dates.

Introduced to her father pretty quickly.

She tries to keep you away from anything to do with Joker or the other villains.

Is less affectionate in public or around anyone else.

But in private she wants to just hang around you.

Secretly wants you to carry her around.

[kerubimcrepin]

Liveblog: Wakfu Season 2 (episodes 1-5)

Episode 1 - Monsters and Chimeras

I didn't mention it in the liveblog of season 1, but I think it is probably common for a person in a group of adventurers to be a scribe/quest journal keeper.

(putting on a crepinjurgenite tinfoil hat) We know that Kerubim keeps one canonically, and that as a child Joris liked scrap booking, so my headcanon is as follows:

While travelling alone, Joris keeps a private travel journal nobody is allowed to read (it has: drawings and photos of views he found beautiful + quick sketches of maps and notes on environment to refine at home (HE'S CANONICALLY INTO CARTOGRAPHY, BESIDES PHOTOGRAPHY) + he gets sappy&mentally ill about it all, so it's cringe to him.) (Unsurprisingly, it never contains any sensitive political data or his objectives, and if he does need to write something like that down, he tears that page out asap)

Atcham doesn't keep journals as a rule (having a literal paper trail might reveal to the investigators the location where he hid the bodies)

While travelling as a group, Kerubim keeps the journal, and it's a pretty pragmatic one (for him. He writes down the most random things, from important info, to actual fucking recipies he learned and personal notes à la "NOTE! next morning after we exit the tavern i should buy tangerines. i think Joris is beginning to suffer vitamin C deficiency but is keeping silent about it as usual"). Unlike Joris, he isn't into photography or doodling, HOWEVER, he will purposefully ask Joris to take photos and draw maps/landmarks in that journal. Because Joris is good at it. (And because he has had a folder of Joris's art through ages 4-600 in a hidden room in the house, all framed and sorted alphabetically, and he NEEDS more items in the collection.)

Episode 2 - Rubilaxia

It was mentioned at the end of the previous episode that Eva would be making her way through the Cania plains, and I am glad the series shows us at least one of the unique rocks found in Cania.

I don't know why, but it feels nice when the games and the cartoons represent the same place the same way. That's why I'm pointing that out.

Episode 3 - Remington Smisse

(coughs) This sword appears in episode 1 of the critically acclaimed (and worldwide-beloved) show under the name "Dofus: Aux Tresors de Kerubim"

Once again, the show has been planting seeds for Adamai's joker arc for its entire run, and still managed to squander it during season 3.

I have never seen a show fumble the bag that bad, I'm sorry.

Episode 4 - The Return of Percedal

Big believer in rubitristeva. A family can be a dad and swdad (sword dad) and a mom.

Episode 5 - The Dragon Pig

Wakfu Cannibalism Counter: 1

The reason I point this out is that, with every instance of inter-adventurer cannibalism in canon, the chance that Joris, Kerubim, and Atcham have tasted human flesh (outside of Waven) grows.

On the topic of Waven Cannibalism Lore, strangely, porkassess, AKA the pig people who are stuck in a mutual cannibalism war with Bonta under Joris's rule (technically not cannibalism because they are a different sentient species from twelvians, similar to goblins and bworks, but I doubt it's much better...) worship the minor god Ougah (who is a mushroom)

It is unknown (at least, to me) what the hell the Dragon Pig is.

But he is definitely tasty.

While they were busy grinding their professions and doing pizzlarva quests, he was dungeon crawling with his guild.

Also, let me be real, the whole conflict of "boo-hoo, nobody respects Tristepin" is random, mean-spirited, and out of character, inserted into the show simply to create conflict. Tristepin got resurrected after weeks of them thinking he was dead. They should not, logically, treat him this way (at least yet).

Reasons I think Dragon Pig might be an immortal, perpetually reincarnating/perpetually killed porkass: Does this to a person who lives in areas surrounding Bonta.

[phellycheesesteak]

Me when the ace detective is a princess?????

Transfem goro akechi by me and some headcanons under the cut <33 fem joker up next!!!!

-transitioned very early in life, long before hee ace detective days. She’s not exactly ashamed per say but she won’t admit it on tv

-breaks out suuuoer easy, both due to HRT and just a bad life structure so she used a lot of makeup and skin care product

-on tv, she usually plays the role of a sorta “flirty princess” with female fans. Lots of “and I didn’t forget about you lovely ladies in the audience <3”

-has a sorta performance voice. Similar to a customer service voice but for talk shows and interviews. Her natural voice is still pretty deep even after HRT and she’s still doing voice training

-not entirely sure about her sexuality. She’s so focused on her goals and tv that when akira came by ( who will have her own post ) akechi short circuited BAAAD

-resting bitch face in private, very :] face in public. Only joker can see how fake it is after a while

-aside from feathermen, she has an interest in jpop idols from how they interact with fans and researches too much about them and their mannerisms

-her evil cackle sounds like she’s crying and laughing at the same time :(

-part of her resentment to joker is the fact she has a biiiit of internalized homophobia but I imagine during social link gatherings being around the thieves helps allievate it and towards rank 7, a bit more romantic subtext

-while she still throws her glove to joker, she throws a hair bow as well. Joker wears it after the boiler room incident.

[rekino2114]

Could we please get general relationship headcanons for Futaba and Haru from Persona 5? Thank you!

General relationship headcanons with futaba Sakura and haru okumura

Futaba Sakura

Since futaba is so socially awkward for you to end up in a relationship, you probably had to do the first move, and she's so glad you did.

Dates with her usually include playing video games all day (and night) while eating curry ,coffee (that joker generously prepared ), and energy drinks and junk food.

You two will literally camp outside of a store to wait for the release of a game one of you wants. All you need is a Nintendo switch, a tent,sleeping bags, snacks, and headphones, and you can stay there for hours.

She'd like to buy you games you want but she doesn't have enough money so she does the next best thing:buy you merchandise of games you like, stuff like shirts and pins, she wanted to buy you an action figure once but gave up when she saw the price.

She's not against physical affection, but she doesn't like pda. Even holding her hand in public will make her blush, but in private, she'll cling to you like a koala.

You two definitely have matching wallpapers/computer screens of whatever video game you're currently obsessed with.

Speaking of. She'll try to get you to join whatever fandoms she's into(mainly videogames) and will encourage you to do the same cause the more things you have in common, the better your relationship will be.

Haru okumura

Haru is so sweet and kind, and while you're dating her, you'll realize how lucky you are to have her as your girlfriend.

She likes quiet and classic dates like going to the movies or expensive restaurants(she pays), but a personal favorite of her is just walking in a park holding hands and smelling flowers it's just really relaxing and peaceful.

Haru loves spoiling you with gifts. They can range from a bouquet of flowers or plants from her garden to really expensive stuff you might have shown interest in once.

She's pretty neutral when it comes to pda. She likes receiving affection even in public, but she usually won't initiate things like kisses or hugs even if she loves them in private.

There is an exception though. She loves hand holding just the feeling of having your hand in her, gives her comfort, and makes her feel safe and warm.

She's also pretty protective of you, especially in the metaverse. If any shadow dares to hurt you, they're gonna receive an axe to their face.

You two genuinely love each other so much, and your relationship is so cute and wholesome. You'd do anything for each other.

[thesandsofelsweyr]

for the nsfw headcanon, can I request for Jason

L = Location

S = Stamina

T = Toy

X = X-Ray

from Headcanon Game - A to Z (NSFW)

⚠️ cw: smut (⚤)

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Pre-Batman: Arkham Knight Jay:

Jay's super self-conscious of his many, many scars. He's definitely not into fucking in public. He won't even take off his clothes in private unless you're blindfolded or the lights are out 😞

But once you showed up at one of his safehouses dressed in his militia's fatigues, your hair tucked beneath a red beret with his Arkham Knight insignia stitched on it. One glance at you wearing his mark turned him feral, his cock straining against the zipper of his cargo pants. He raked off the top of the workbench where he'd had one of his spare helmets splayed open, scattering circuit boards, screws, bolts, nuts, spools of solder wire, tools, sketchpads to the floor in a chaotic clatter, before shoving you down on your back, hooking his fingers into the waistbands of your pants and panties, then tearing them off your hips and legs and ankles like a kid on Christmas morning. Wrapping his massive arms around your thighs, manhandling you like a sex doll, he dragged you down on his fat cock, slamming inside you to the hilt in one blunt thrust, stabbing so deep you felt like he was splitting you in two. You screamed… in misery… in ecstasy… while he fucked you at a punishing pace, grunting and growling like a beast savaging his prey, like he could fuck away all of the pain, all of the blackness, all of the scars, all of the laughter. You wanted him to stop, to never stop. You wanted him to consume you, to destroy you, to leave your pussy raw and aching for the rest of the week, the month, the year, the rest of your life. It was rough, violent, carnal, bestial, and magnificent. And by the end he knew the entire complex heard you screaming his name.

Post-Batman Arkham Knight Jay:

When Jay's terrorizing Gotham as Red Hood, he's started to heal. He's started to accept that his scars—both mental and physical—don't define him, that they're proof he survived the worst that Gotham's gravity could thrust onto him. He still prefers to fuck in the privacy of his safehouses or your place, but he won't deny that he enjoyed himself immensely that one time you convinced Red Hood to bend you over the Batmobile and fuck you senseless.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

Jay's your little Energizer bunny... he keeps going and going and going... 😁 It's partly due to his trauma that it takes him longer to cum than other guys, but you and your multiple orgasms certainly aren't complaining.

Once he finishes though, he's done for a while. He sometimes struggles with excruciating orgasm headaches (a side effect of Joker's bullet grazing his skull) that leave him weak and exhausted. Again, you aren't complaining since you get to snuggle with your big muscly teddy bear, stretching him out on the bed, cradling his head in your lap, combing your fingers through his soft black hair, massaging his broad shoulders, placing tender kisses on his crown, until he drifts off into the comfortable peace of your arms: warm, safe, needed, loved 💕

(A/N: I know AK: Genesis shows Joker shooting him in the chest, but I stick with BAK: Annual's explanation. If you want to know my reasoning just ask 😉)

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

You're the one with the toybox. Jay's not interested in using them himself (the Clown had a toybox of his own, after all) but he's more than willing to play with you. He loves to watch your toes curl and back arch, to see you squirm, hear you whimper and whine while he forces orgasm after orgasm on you with your rose (N S F W link).

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

Pictures you say? Let's see here... *consults Dropbox folder full of naughty Jay fanart* (The following links are N S F W!!)

My FAVE by JustTheMeatTM 🤩

Honorable Mentions: by goblinromp, by phaustok, by cr0ques 🤤

He's a big boy: at least 7 inches erect and thiccc 😋

(Thank you anon for giving me an excuse to go rewatch one of my fave pornos for inspo 😂)