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im shaking in need my god pop star f!reader x hockey player price oh god oh god

EXCLUSIVE: john price (2), goalie for the specgru and a nominee for this year’s vezina, seen holding hands with a budding pop star of the era, five years his junior.

both are seen dining together and walking around downtown after this night's victorious game against the florida shadows. the two seemed to be engrossed in their conversation and are happy with each other.

it is important to note that price had stated two years ago that he was taking himself out of the dating market after divorce with now ex-beau martha castillo, his wife of four years. is he rescinding his statement? when was this relationship formed? did… (subscribe to suns net to read more)

"jesus," john rumbles, his words muffled behind his palm as he sags in his chair. he passes the tablet back to laswell, their manager, and refuses to make eye contact with anyone else in the group.

the team were the first to call him since the incident, the incessant ringing rousing him from his peaceful dream. he stretched his arm out to pluck his phone from the nightstand, careful not to jostle you awake.

in the end, his efforts were futile because your own team reached out to you. unlike the specgru's management team, yours were more prepared for the fiasco, sending threads of emails full of instructions how to deal with the situation.

it's not necessarily a scandal, not with how there were more people reacting in favour of the relationship, but john had always been a private person and he is just not used to how his relationship with you ended up being public just overnight.

it's not your fault, no matter how many times you've told him so. he knew what he was getting into when he pursued you. he told his team, their PR department, and even his parents about what might change. even martha was given a lengthy call, the two of them making arrangements how martha and her new wife could possibly avoid being pulled into the spotlight.

so really, everything's fine. it really is. it's just that you've been ignoring his calls since this all started, running out of his flat with a yelled, "be back!", only to disappear for hours. john is worried.

"lassie’s probably doing work. damage control an' all that—you know how it is in the bizz," johnny says, consoling.

"do you know how the 'bizz' even works, 'tavish?" kyle pipes in.

john hears a choked sound, then an abrupt yelp, before scuffling fills his ears.

great. now his team’s tussling.

“out,” kate’s voice pierces through his thoughts. “you all, out. you’re distracting.”

“but missus!” johnny whines, but he doesn’t get to say any more and john looks up, wanting to see how terrifying kate must have looked like to shut johnny up.

oh, yeah, he thinks. that'd put the fear of god in anyone, alright.

he watches as the team shuffles out, all of them sending him comforting smiles, before he’s left alone with kate and alex. kate sits in front of him. “run it by me again, john. where did she tell you she’d be?"

john licks the back of his teeth, hesitating, but before he can respond, his phone rings. three chirps pass when john was finally able to reach for it, ignoring the bewildered look that alex is giving him—kate, it seems, is not even shocked by how agile john is when it comes to you.

"hello?" he murmurs, turning away from his managers in lieu of privacy. from the reflection of the window, he sees alex look away too, in pretense with john, while kate continues to stare, scrutinizing.

"hi, baby," you chirp with a giggle as if you were not radio silent for four whole hours; the afternoon is about to swell at its peak, the summer sun sweltering from every corner of the city. "i missed you lots."

and just like that, john feels himself relaxing. his shoulders sag in the newfound comfort wafting from within his chest, his bruised lips—he didn't even know he had been biting them in his worry—slipping between his teeth, and his forehead easing from all his frowning.

john feels like he's won another game; like they've defeated the shadows and claimed the cup for themselves already.

"s'alright," he says, a touch softer. "all is well f'r you?"

"all is well," you reply, voice curling like you’re smiling. "i'm gonna do somethin' soon so all i ask is that you trust me, okay?"

"of course," john instantly replies before his mind could even comprehend what you just said. "wait what-"

"okay then. bye!"

the line drops just like that.

"oh god," kate hisses from behind john. john can't quite say he mirrors the sentiment because anything you do is good. everything that you are is bright.

he would trust you with a goal, if he could—you have his heart already, after all.

.

"holy shit!" mactavish shrieks before a phone is shoved underneath john's face.

he goes cross-eyed, blinded by the blue light for a minute, before he is finally able to push johnny's hand away. he plucks the phone from his friend, grunting when the rest of the squad flank him, heads butting his own as they try to get a glimpse of what was on mactavish's phone.

simon begins to laugh while kyle repeats johnny's words.

john can't blame them. holy shit indeed.

it was a new post from you, in instagram. it was a picture he remembers you asking him to take for you from the night before, all coy as you danced in front of him, both of you ignoring the obvious tent underneath his sweats.

"i want a keepsake," you murmured while batting your eyelashes. "please?"

"it's all yours, if you want," john remembers replying, all parched with his need.

"no," you said with a giggle. "a picture's enough."

"okay," he had said with a croak, his eyes blown wide as desire bloats from the pit of his belly.

so here it is now, posted for everyone's eyes in your account, the product of your seduction—you, sitting on the back your legs, stretching out on the bed, clothed in nothing but his jersey for a top—the bold and white-coloured 2 almost covers your whole back—and a black bikini for a bottom.

his eyes flit to the caption: comfy in his shirt. #letsgospecgru

"holy shit," john rasps out loud this time, his need growing teeth.

keller bursts into the locker room. “your turn to post with her merch.” he throws something at john and it is only his reflexes that allows him to catch it with his hands.

he looks at it—it’s a cream jumper sold during the release of your new album. the material is soft, the embroidery so smooth. the logo, even, is beautiful.

say less, he thought, already slipping out of his practice shirt and into the jumper.

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Did you know that Bill Gates' primary residence in Seattle boasts 7 bedrooms, 24 bathrooms, a 60-foot pool with an underwater music system, a 2,500-square-foot gym, a 1,000-square-foot dining room, six kitchens, and a trampoline room with a 20-foot ceiling? And let's not forget the 2,100-square-foot library, a home theater that seats up to 20 guests, and a massive 300-square-foot reception hall with room for 200 guests. And there's also a spacious guesthouse, a garage that fits 23 cars, and an artificial stream stocked with fish.

Depending on the source, its value is estimated at $127 to $170 million. But wait, there's more! Gates also owns homes in Del Mar, California at sea level ($43 million), Indian Wells, California ($12.5 million), Wellington, Florida ($8.7 million), and a ranch in Wyoming ($8.9 million). A fun little tidbit about his Florida property: In 2016, he paid $13.5 million for the neighboring house. Rumor has it he's also bought four other properties on the same street, making him the sole resident of the entire block.

While Bill doesn't own a mega-yacht, he regularly charters them for his vacations. He also has a penchant for spending big on luxury cars, and let's not forget his four private jets. In interviews, he's mentioned that purchasing private jets is his "guilty pleasure."

Now, isn't it ironic that one of the main proponents of reducing our carbon footprint lives like this? With such an expansive estate and luxurious lifestyle, we can't help but wonder how much his own carbon footprint is ballooning.

If the people who are urging us to reduce our carbon footprints are living lives of excess, how can we trust their motivations and the validity of their claims about man-made climate change?

Don't be like Bill!

--Dr. Simon Goddek on Twitter

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This 1902 Late Queen Anne Victorian in Pensacola, Florida is one of the cutest, cheeriest Victorians I've seen in a long time. Described as an historically significant New Orleans style bohemian, it has 5bds, 3.5ba, $658K.

Except for the large tree outside and new siding, it hasn't changed much.

The sitting room looks lovely. You can tell that the floors are original, too.

Pocket doors are still in between the dining and sitting rooms.

The cute kitchen has the service stairs still intact.

Beachy bath.

Stairs to the 2nd level still have an original newel post.

It's nice and bright up here.

It looks like they made a vanity table out of the fireplace in this room.

This bedroom is nice.

All the bedrooms are so spacious.

Stairs to the 3rd level.

This is definitely a BoHo room.

I can't get over how large the bedrooms are.

Completely remodeled bath with nice blue tile, an industrial sink vanity and bead board walls.

In the finished attic is another bedroom with a great nook.

Nice, private space, and it has a kitchenette.

Nice pool in the back.

Looks like a street of Victorians.

https://www.oldhouses.com/36036

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Friendsgiving with the F1 Grid

2.1K words | Logan Sargeant/Oscar Piastri | Logan is sad about missing Thanksgiving with his family in America. Oscar brings Thanksgiving to him

Oscar knew all of Logan’s facial expressions. It came with the territory of being together for so long and friends for even longer. He’d learned to read his boyfriend long ago when they were teammates at Prema and Logan was freshly twenty and terrified to reveal how he felt to anyone. Oscar was exceptionally good at reading people and quickly deciphered all of Logan’s minute facial expressions and could tell what the older boy was feeling in a matter of seconds. Luckily, Logan had gotten better at talking about his feelings over the years and was much more inclined to tell Oscar what was really going on instead swearing everything was fine until “fine” didn’t sound like a real word. So today, when Logan came in from the balcony where he’d been on facetime with his mom and brother, a fake smile plastered on his pretty face, Oscar knew he was upset. 

“What’s wrong baby?” he asked, placing his phone face down on the table and holding his arms open. 

Despite Logan being slightly taller and this position being mildly uncomfortable in the armed dining chair Oscar was sitting in, Logan sat sideways on his lap, resting his head against his shoulder.  

“I dunno. It’s dumb.” 

“I bet it’s not,” Oscar brushed his blonde waves away from his forehead. “Did your mom or Dalton say something to you?”

“No, it’s not that.”

“Then what is it, Loges?” 

Oscar knew what it was without asking. Today was Thanksgiving and instead of being in Florida, stuffing his face with food and arguing over football with his brother, Logan was in Abu Dhabi, getting ready for media day. 

His mom had called while they were eating breakfast, wanting to speak to Logan before all of their guests arrived for dinner. Dalton had been there too, and Oscar had leaned over to say hello before Logan was excusing himself to the balcony to talk to his family in private. Oscar knew he would be sad when he came back in. Thanksgiving was one of Logan’s favorite holidays and he missed his family desperately at this time of year. Usually his homesickness wasn’t too bad, he’d adapted over the many years he’d been away, but holidays always made him more melancholy than usual.  

During their time as teammates, Logan had described American Thanksgiving to him and Fred, telling them about the food and football on the beach with his younger cousins, when it was still warm enough to tackle each other into the water. He told them that even as adults, he and Dalton would stretch out on opposite ends of the L-shaped sectional in their basement and fall into a food coma together while they watched football and Friends reruns away from the chaos of their extended family.

“I just miss home I guess,” Logan finally said. “I never go home for Thanksgiving and usually it’s okay. For some reason this year is just hard.” 

“I’m sorry baby. I know you miss your mom and Dalton.”

“I just wish I could be there. I know I’m going home next week and that you’re coming with me, but it isn’t the same. Even Dalton said so.” 

“He misses his little brother more than he wants to admit.” 

“I miss him. He’s my best friend. Besides you.” 

“I know, baby. I wish there was something I could do to make it better.” 

“It’s okay, Osc. I know you would if you could.” 

“I can have pumpkin pie delivered tonight. Like that year at Prema. We can even watch that Christmas vacation movie you like so much.” 

“I made Dalton promise he wouldn’t watch it until I got home. So I won’t watch it without him.” 

“We can watch the grinch instead then. I just hate seeing you sad babe.” 

“I hate being sad,” Logan sighed. “I’ll get over it. I guess it just hurts more that I’m the only American on the grid. So, no one else gets it. I know it’s been a long season, and everyone misses their families by now. It’s just different for me. No one else even celebrates Thanksgiving. Except for Lance but that doesn’t count.” 

Oscar chuckled and kissed his shoulder, “I’ll do whatever I can to make today better.” 

“Can you get me out of media? That would help a lot.” 

As if on cue, Oscar’s alarm to head downstairs went off.

“No can do, baby. At least we have the press conference together.” 

***** 

When Lando plopped down on the couch in Oscar’s driver’s room, the younger man didn’t even look up, too busy staring at his phone screen with furrowed brows. 

“Earth to Oscar,” Lando said, waving a hand in front of his eyes. “What’s got you so focused?” 

“I’m trying to figure out Thanksgiving.” 

“Why?” 

“Thanksgiving is today, and Logan is really homesick. I wanted to do something special for him.” 

���What if we throw him a Thanksgiving dinner?” Lando pondered. 

“How in the hell are we going to do that? Americans spend days prepping for this and we’ve got,” Oscar glanced down at his watch. “Six hours.” 

“You do realize I’m friends with Max Verstappen, right? We can make anything happen.” 

“Would he do that?” 

“If we asked him, yeah. He may look like a grump, but he’s got a soft spot for the rookies. Lewis too. I’m sure with their help we could pull something together. I could ask George to get all of the drivers that are available. We could make a fake GPDA meeting or something and have the food set up there.” 

“Where are we going to get that much food on this short notice?” 

“Worry not Piastri, the Mclaren catering team loves me.” 

“You’re seriously going to do all of this? I was just going to order pumpkin pie to our hotel and maybe blow him to make him feel better.” 

“You’re my friend Oscar and so is Logan. Plus, he looks like a kicked puppy when he’s sad and I really don’t like it.” 

Lando did have a point there. 

“We’re gonna throw your boyfriend a Thanksgiving dinner so kickass that he’ll be the one blowing you.”

“Thanks for looking out for my sex life,” Oscar chuckled. 

“I do what I can. But remember we share a wall and I already know what your name is. I don’t need to hear Logan moaning it all night.” 

“Noted.” 

*****

From: George Russel  

To: GPDA  

“Hello everyone. I’m sorry for the late notice but there will be a mandatory GPDA meeting tonight at 1830 in the FIA building on track. We’ll be discussing matters unresolved from this season and looking ahead to 2024. Please like this message to indicate you have seen it and will be attending. See you then.” 

Liked by Max Verstappen, Fernando Alonso, Charles Leclerc, Alex Albon, and 16 others 

“Why do you think they called a last-minute meeting?” Logan asked as they trekked through the dark paddock to the FIA building. 

“Someone probably had some petty bullshit that they waited until the last race of the season to make a stink about just to be a dick.” 

“You’re probably right.” 

“I’m sorry this is cutting into our pumpkin pie and Christmas movie time,” Oscar said, bumping their shoulders together. “I’ll make it up to you when we get back. Maybe this won’t last too long.” 

“It’s okay Osc.Thank you for trying to cheer me up today. It means a lot.” 

“Hey,” Oscar stopped him and grabbed him by the shoulders, holding him gently. “You’re my favorite person on the planet. I would do anything to see you smile.” 

Logan smiled, tucking his head shyly.  

“There it is,” Oscar teased, tilting his head up to press a quick kiss to his lips. “Now come on, you know how George gets when people are late.” 

They climbed the stairs to the entrance and swiped their driver badges to enter the front doors. Oscar led the way down the hallway to the conference room and pushed open the doors.  

Logan gasped when he saw, instead of twenty chairs placed neatly in rows and George Russel in front of a podium, eighteen other drivers looking at him with the biggest grins he’d ever seen, and long tables absolutely loaded with food. 

“Happy Thanksgiving!” Lando cheered as he bounded across the room like an over excited puppy to hug him. 

“What?” Logan found himself at a loss for words as he let Lando crush his ribs. 

“Oscar said you were sad that you couldn’t be home for Thanksgiving, so we brought Thanksgiving to you,” he explained, pulling away to let him breathe. “Max, Lewis, and George helped us organize and I bribed the Mclaren catering team with golf lessons.” 

“From Carlos I hope,” Max teased, appearing over Lando’s shoulder. 

“Rude. But yes, from Carlos.” 

Max elbowed Lando out of the way and ruffled Logan’s hair, “Happy Thanksgiving Logan.” 

“Thank you, Max. And thank you for helping, but how did you pull this off?” 

Max shrugged, “Three-time world champion and seven-time world champion. It’s pretty easy to get shit done with that many trophies.” 

Lewis appeared next, pulling him into a side hug and giving him a friendly kiss on the temple, “You have some people who really love you brother. You’re lucky.” 

“Yeah I am.” 

Somehow, Logan found himself seated between Alex and Yuki, plates piled high with food that definitely didn’t fit into their diet plans, letting Yuki chatter away and ask him a million questions about Thanksgiving cuisine. No, he didn't know why there were marshmallows on the sweet potatoes. Yes, he thought it was good. Yes, his mom makes it better than this. 

It wasn’t quite the same as beach football with his cousins and couch naps with Dalton, but it was pretty damn good.  

At some point, Lewis made them all go around and say what they were thankful for, which Logan usually found cringy and embarrassing but found himself getting a little choked up tonight. He felt tears well up as Max said he was thankful for his cats and sugar free Red Bull but then sat down and squeezed Daniel’s hand discreetly between their chairs. He had to hold back his tears when it was his turn and he stood and looked around the room. 

“I’m thankful to be here,” he said honestly. “I’m thankful for the opportunity to get a season in F1 and race alongside all of you.” 

He sat down quickly before the tears could start flowing properly and he felt a hand resting on his knee. He looked over at Alex who was smiling at him sincerely. 

“It won’t be your last,” he whispered. 

“I really hope so.” 

Eventually the gathering devolved into chaos when Valtteri suggested drinking games and he had to be reminded that they had free practice sessions the next day and needed to be getting to bed. 

“What are we going to do with all of this extra food?” Logan asked. 

They had made a large dent in the spread, twenty grown men who didn’t often get to eat unrestricted could really put away some food, but there was still more left that Logan didn’t want to waste.  

“Don’t worry,” George assured him. “Lewis found a women and children’s shelter nearby and the team is going to drop all of this off with them first thing tomorrow morning.”

“Good.” 

Oscar appeared behind him, squeezing his shoulders gently. 

“Are you ready to go baby? I think you’re gonna have to roll me back to the hotel.” 

Logan chuckled and leaned back into his warmth, “Yeah let's go. Sleep is calling me.” 

They said their goodbyes quickly, all the other drivers on a similar page and just as eager to get home and sleep as they were.  

They both took a quick shower, taking advantage of the dual shower heads to be efficient and collapsed into bed. Logan’s limbs felt heavy, but he rolled over anyway, fitting his head into the bend of Oscar’s hip where he was propped against the headboard, flipping through TV channels. He stopped when he found what he was looking for and relaxed into the plush mattress as the opening titles of How the Grinch Stole Christmas rolled across the screen. 

“Thank you for today, Oscar,” Logan said as they watched Cindy Lou Who interview the citizens of Whoville. “It was the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me.” 

“I told you; I’d do anything to see you smile.” 

“You make me smile.” 

“I’m glad.” 

Logan turned his head slightly to press a kiss to the thin skin of Oscar’s inner thigh. 

“I love you Osc.” 

“I love you more. Happy Thanksgiving Loges.” 

“Happy Thanksgiving.” 

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Bentley Residences Sunny Isles Beach: Where Opulence Meets Oceanfront Living

Nestled in the heart of Sunny Isles Beach, Florida, the Bentley Residences stand as a beacon of luxury, offering an unparalleled living experience that seamlessly blends the elegance of Bentley Motors with the serenity of oceanfront living. This exclusive residential enclave is a testament to meticulous craftsmanship, sophisticated design, and the promise of a lifestyle reserved for the discerning few.

Unveiling Bentley Residences

A Legacy of Elegance

Bentley Motors, with a storied history dating back to 1919, has long been synonymous with opulence, precision, and an unwavering commitment to craftsmanship. The extension of the Bentley brand into the realm of real estate is a natural progression, allowing enthusiasts and connoisseurs to immerse themselves in the essence of Bentley's timeless sophistication.

The Dezervator™ Experience

From the moment residents glide into the Dezervator™, Bentley's exclusive vehicular elevator system, a sense of grandeur envelops them. This innovative feature seamlessly combines functionality with luxury, whisking residents to their private havens with an elegance reminiscent of Bentley's iconic vehicles.

Elegance in Every Detail

Residence Features

The Bentley Residences in Sunny Isles Beach redefine luxury living with an array of meticulously crafted features:

Sweeping Views: Floor-to-ceiling windows frame panoramic views of the Atlantic Ocean and Intracoastal, bringing the beauty of nature into every residence.

Private Garages: Each residence boasts a private 3 or 4-car garage, accessible via the innovative Dezervator™ system, ensuring a seamless transition from the road to the residence.

Outdoor Living: Oversized balconies and terraces extend the living space outdoors, providing a luxurious setting for relaxation or entertaining.

Gourmet Kitchens: State-of-the-art Gaggenau appliances, including a tall wine cooler and steam and convection ovens, grace the kitchens, catering to the culinary desires of residents.

Masterful Suites: The master suites exude opulence, featuring stone floors, Toto Neorest toilets, freestanding tubs with views, and a sauna, creating a spa-like retreat within the residence.

Beyond Residences: Enriching Environments

Bentley Residences Amenity Program

A collection of over 20,000 square feet of amenities, exquisitely designed by Bentley, elevates the living experience:

Three-Story Lobby: Awe-inspiring and elegant, the lobby offers ocean views, setting the tone for the luxury that awaits within.

Dining Excellence: The lobby bar and restaurant, open for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, offer a culinary experience complemented by ocean vistas.

Whiskey Bar and Lounge: Inspired by Bentley's iconic matrix grille, the mezzanine-level whiskey bar and lounge provide a sophisticated space for relaxation.

Cinematic Retreat: The movie theater, designed to mimic the interior of a Bentley car, invites residents to indulge in cinematic pleasures.

Oceanfront Oasis: The lushly-landscaped oceanfront deck features a resort-style heated swimming pool, spa, and poolside food and beverage service, creating a haven of relaxation.

Wellness Haven: From a state-of-the-art fitness center to an outdoor yoga studio with ocean views, Bentley Residences cater to the well-being of residents.

Exclusive Services: 24-hour valet service, security, and multilingual concierge service ensure that every resident's needs are met with the utmost attention.

Your Invitation to Luxury Living

Bentley Residences in Sunny Isles Beach invite those with a passion for sophistication and a penchant for the extraordinary to embark on a journey where every detail is crafted with precision, and every moment is an indulgence. For the best deals and access to pre-construction inventory, contact Katerina, broker at Brosda and Bentley Realtors, at (305) 788-9393. Elevate your lifestyle and embrace the epitome of luxury living with Bentley Residences.

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Here’s Your First Peek at Blake Shelton’s Las Vegas Honky Tonk Bar

Blake Shelton’s sprawling country bar will offer some of the best views in Las Vegas

by Janna Karel  Jan 4, 2024, 1:49pm PST

Janna Karel is the Editor for Eater Vegas.

Blake Shelton’s Ole Red, a sprawling, multi-story bar, dance hall, music venue, and restaurant, opens soon, and when it does, it may offer the best rooftop view of the Las Vegas Strip. Shelton broke ground on Ole Red in January of 2023 in front of the Horseshoe Las Vegas. Since then, construction crews have been building the four-story Tennessee-born restaurant, chefs have been developing a menu with dishes that are exclusive to Las Vegas, and Shelton’s team has been bulking up the roster of musical acts that will perform on stage beneath the 4,500-pound ceiling-mounted tractor.

The roughly 27,000-square-foot country bar has four levels. On the first floor is a stage in front of a 38-foot-tall LED screen that can project images to complement shows or be divided into smaller screens for broadcasting sports and other events. The second and third stories overlook the stage and each floor has a bar at the back and fully modular seating — meaning that each floor can offer traditional restaurant-style tables, lounge-style seating, or even have the furniture cleared away to make room for dancing.

The second floor has a first for Las Vegas — a direct walkway into the honky tonk. The elevated pedestrian walkway stretches from the Bellagio Las Vegas Hotel and Casino side of Las Vegas Boulevard to right inside the bar. Both stories have outdoor balconies, offering views of the Grand Bazaar Shops to the East and the Fountains at Bellagio to the west.

The fourth floor is up on the rooftop and will offer a more exclusive experience. Reservations will be encouraged for evening VIP dining, with semi-private cabanas and lounge seating reserved with table minimums. The rooftop will have regular dining at lunch time, then transition to nightlife service around 9 p.m. every night, with cocktail menus and entertainment unique to the fourth floor.

The view from the center Strip rooftop is panoramic, offering views from the Mandalay Bay at the south end of the Strip to the Mirage at the north end. It’s primed for viewing big events like the Formula One Las Vegas Grand Prix and parades for the Golden Knights or Las Vegas Aces, with more than a mile of visibility in either direction. Ole Red can seat about 670 people, or offer standing room for more than 1,100. It’s a capacity that warrants the facility’s two kitchens.

Rendering of Ole Red.

The menu will have about 17 items from Ole Red’s locations in Tennessee, Florida, and Shelton’s hometown of Tishomingo, Oklahoma. Chef Mark Boor spent months developing a further 17 dishes that will be unique to Las Vegas. There will be appetizers like the Turnin’ Me On loaded tots, which are rounds of house-made crispy tots piled high with truffle salt, bacon, parmesan, herbs, a sweet bourbon onion and tomato jam, and a smoked black bean aioli. Shrimp corn dogs are Boor’s answer to “Vegas-ifying” the corn dog — coating skewers of shrimp in a light and flaky batter, served with three types of aioli. Boor says his favorite dish, and one he expects to be a crowd-pleaser, is the blackberry crispy chicken sliders. The three mini sandwiches are layered with sweet blackberry compote, a tangy whipped goat cheese spread with jalapenos, cabbage, and super crispy chicken on brioche buns.

Leaning into the West Coast-adjacent location, the menu will have a street corn salad with roasted corn and cotija cheese and mahi-mahi tacos with slaw and avocado. The Hell Right burger is 10 ounces of ground short rib, brisket, and chuck with hatch green chiles, pepper jack cheese, and smoked mushrooms — the result a super juicy burger requiring a two-hand grip. And there’s also the Ole Red ribeye, a 20-ounce bone-in ribeye with spiced chipotle butter, horseradish mashed potatoes, and crunchy slaw.

Ole Red Las Vegas and Ryman Hospitality Properties say that this will be the chain’s largest location to date. With a focus on live country music, the bar will predominantly boast a soundtrack of acoustic solo artists during the day, bands in the evening, and even DJs performing after dark. General manager, Ryan Klaasen says that on most days, the restaurant will be organized for lunch service through the afternoon, and then the tables and booths may take on whatever redecorating is needed to accommodate the night’s entertainment.

“I’ve been coming here a long time. I hosted award shows and worked concerts and was a fan and witness to Gwen Stefani’s residency,” Shelton said at an announcement for the bar last January. “And every time I’m here, I want to see some damn country music.” Shelton said he expects that Ole Red will welcome talent from unsigned singers and artists previously featured on The Voice. He’s also pitched a night in which visitors play talent scouts, listening to music from country artists in a venue with concert-quality production.

While Ole Red doesn’t have an opening date yet, it is expected to open within the next few weeks.

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After a doctor suffered a fatal allergic reaction at a Disney World restaurant, Disney is trying to get her widower's wrongful death lawsuit tossed by pointing to the fine print of a Disney+ trial he signed up for years earlier.

Jeffrey Piccolo is representing the estate of his late wife, Kanokporn Tangsuan, a doctor at New York's NYU Langone hospital who died of an allergic reaction while visiting the Florida resort in October.

The couple, along with Piccolo's mother, went to dinner on the night of Oct. 5 at Raglan Road Irish Pub, a restaurant located within a shopping and dining complex called Disney Springs.

Tangsuan was "highly allergic" to dairy and nuts, and they chose that particular restaurant in part because of its promises about accommodating patrons with food allergies, according to the lawsuit filed in a Florida circuit court.

The complaint details the family's repeated conversations with their waiter about Tangsuan's allergies. The family allegedly raised the issue upfront, inquired about the safety of specific menu items, had the server confirm with the chef that they could be made allergen-free and asked for confirmation "several more times" after that.

"When the waiter returned with [Tangsuan's] food, some of the items did not have allergen free flags in them and [Tangsuan] and [Piccolo] once again questioned the waiter who, once again, guaranteed the food being delivered to [Tangsuan] was allergen free," the lawsuit reads.

The three of them ate and then went their separate ways: Piccolo brought the leftovers to their room, while his wife and mother headed for the stores. After about 45 minutes, Tangsuan "began having severe difficulty breathing and collapsed to the floor."

She self-administered an epi-pen, and an observer called 911. The Piccolos, who had tried calling her multiple times, were eventually told she had been rushed to the hospital. They went to meet her and, after a period of waiting, were told that she had died.

"The medical examiner's investigation determined that [Tangsuan's] cause of death was as a result of anaphylaxis due to elevated levels of dairy and nut in her system," according to the lawsuit.

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He is seeking more than $50,000 in damages and trial by jury "on all issues so triable."

Disney says the case should be handled out of court because Piccolo created a streaming account

Neither Disney Parks nor its lawyer has responded to NPR's request for comment. They have, however, fought back in legal filings.

In late May, Disney's lawyers filed a motion asking the circuit court to order Piccolo to arbitrate the case — with them and a neutral third party in private, as opposed to publicly in court — and to pause the legal proceedings in the meantime.

Arbitration is generally considered a more efficient and cost-effective method of resolving disputes than litigation, and Disney said explicitly in court documents that the "main benefit of arbitration is avoiding heavy litigation costs."

The reason it says Piccolo must be compelled to arbitrate? A clause in the terms and conditions he signed off on when he created a Disney+ account for a monthlong trial in 2019.

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"The notion that terms agreed to by a consumer when creating a Disney+ free trial account would forever bar that consumer's right to a jury trial in any dispute with any Disney affiliate or subsidiary, is so outrageously unreasonable and unfair as to shock the judicial conscience, and this Court should not enforce such an agreement," they wrote.

[give-me-a-movie-camera]

I was watching I Love Lucy on Pluto TV last night and it completely slipped my mind that yesterday marked Desi Arnaz’s 106th birthday.

His was a classic Riches-to-Rags, Rags-to-Riches Cinderella tale. Desiderio Alberto ‘Desi’ Arnaz y de Acha III was born 2 March 1917 in Santiago de Cuba, Oriente Province, Cuba, the only son of wealthy landowner Desiderio Alberto Arnaz y de Alberni II (a prominent Cuban politician, who, to date, was the youngest mayor of Santiago de Cuba from 1923 to 1932) and his wife, Dolores ‘Lolita’ de Acha y de Socías (one of the most beautiful women in the Caribbean, the daughter of a businessman, one of three founders of Bacardi Rum Limited, the world's largest privately-owned spirits company). Desi was of the small but vastly privileged, upper-class y de Acha, the descendent of Cuban nobility of whose colonial ancestors originated from Santander, Provincia de Cantabria, Cantabria, Spain. (His grandfather, Dr Desiderio Alberto Arnaz y Alberni I, was assigned to the first United States volunteer cavalry in Cuba, the ‘Rough Riders’ under the leadership of ‘Hero of Cuba’ Theodore Roosevelt during the Spanish-American War on 1 July 1898. To legend, they sieged San Juan Hill on horseback, and though the forged conquest did not belong primarily to Roosevelt, for the conflict was an integrated effort between the white volunteer regiment and the 1,250 black Buffalo Soldiers, the famed battle gained Cuba her independence from Spain—a victory for the people, the Cuban people).

At the height of the Cuban Revolution of 1933, Desi and his family were forced to flee their Motherland, leaving their riches behind. Following a brief election, the government collapsed with the removal of President Gerardo Machado y Morales from office in August of 1933. The opposing anarchists seized all political leaders and stripped them of their power. Among them, Desi’s father, imprisoned by the regime, before his brother-in-law, Alberto de Acha, intervened on his behalf, thus making his escape to Miami, where he was to remain in exile. Having lost their holdings to the rebels who confiscated their property (their palatial home, a cattle ranch, two dairy farms, and a vacation villa on a private island in Santiago Bay), his father sent for Desi and his mother, who took refuge in Key West, Monroe, Florida in 1934. When Desi washed upon the shores of the Americas, his father had established an import-export company, where the family of three took up frugal lodgings in the company warehouse and dined on cans of cold beans. Desi came to live in New York City and Los Angeles for about one year, where he tightened his belt for survival and scrambled for employment as a struggling musician. Following an engagement as a guitar player for a Latin-American band at the Roney Plaza Hotel in Miami Beach, and a cursory stint with the Xavier Cugat Orchestra in 1937, he made his Broadway debut in the Rodgers and Hart musical Too Many Girls, where he reprised the role for RKO's major motion picture of the same name in 1940. During the course of filming, he fell head-over-heels for the Apricot Queen, Lucille Désirée Ball. The couple eloped on 30 November 1940 in Greenwich, Fairfield, Connecticut. By 1949, at the age of thirty-two, Desi established himself a renowned nightclub entertainer as conga-playing band leader for the travelling self-titled Cuban orchestra.

Most Hollywood buffs would do well to remember the Power Couple formed by Desilu Productions—a celluloid empire built on the backs of Lucy and Desi’s American Dreams, despite the public scandals and tumultuous marital woes. But at the crowning glory of their golden existence, there are those who neglect Desi's legacy and his reluctant resignation to his fate as the Man Behind the Curtain, to remain in Lucy’s shadow so long as he lived. Lucy, of whose celebrity distinction was of higher standing than her husband’s. Desi, though undoubtedly talented, who was not exempt from the unjust ostracization and societal prejudice that plagued him as a Cuban Spaniard immigrant in racially-charged Hollywood. For those who clutched their pearls at the prospect of Middle American households who might've dismissed acceptance of the world’s first interracial couple on television, Lucy and Desi defied those expectations and dissolved racial barriers in an era dominated by cultural strife. Audiences of all races, colour, and creed came together to shower the Ricardos with adoration and praise, because they came to understand the Ricardos epitomized the human experience, no matter that they didn't reflect the typical post-war domestic demographic. Against all odds, the world fell in love with the All-American Ricardos… white, Hispanic, or otherwise. Lucy and Desi, to be envied by all... America's Sweethearts.

On his 106th birthday, we remember Desi for the pioneer he was, as the Mastermind behind the nation’s most Beloved Redhead.

Behind every great woman lies a greater man.

Perhaps Desi speaks for us all when he declared his everlasting love, in his own words... ‘I Love Lucy was never just a title.’

💓 Happy Heavenly Birthday, Desi.  💓

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What if Far Far Away Castle was featured at Universal Studios Florida and Universal Studios Orlando?

20 years ago on this day, "Shrek 2" was released two days early from its initially scheduled release date, May 21, 2004. This film took the world of "Shrek", as well as DreamWorks Animation to new heights. Considering how "Shrek 2" was even better than the first movie, and also its huge box office success at the time, it gave me an idea I thought of a few years ago.

We all know how "Shrek" was supposed to be a satire of fairy tales, nursery rhymes, and even Disney classics, so I thought that since the Magic Kingdom was the main highlight for the Disney Parks (Mainly Sleeping Beauty's castle in California and Cinderella's castle in Florida), and the fact that Disney and Universal are natural rival studios, what if Universal Studios Theme Parks in the United States built a replica of King Harold and Queen Lillian's castle to compete with Disney's Magic Kingdom?

Though Far Far Away does exist at Universal Studios Singapore, here's my own interpretation for how I think Far Far Away Castle would look like in the US.

SETUP

The exterior would pretty much be the same, if not, downsized. For the interior, I imagined the castle would not only be a place you could tour around, but it could also work as a hotel. The rooms we've seen in the "Shrek" sequels like the dining room, the courtyard (complete with a wooden polished dance floor and a stage for live performances and other outdoor events), and even the library (even though you can't rent the books, as I think the shelves would be fake) would be present. The place can be loaded with bedrooms, themed off of famous DreamWorks Animation properties. Some bedrooms can also have a balcony where you can get a good view of Universal Studios from.

As far as other rooms, I was thinking there could be a swimming pool and hot tub area, a spa, an arcade, and even private movie theater screening rooms where you can watch your favorite Universal movies with your choice to see them in 2D or RealD 3D formats (depending on your liking, or what titles are available for both formats). There can also be a restricted area for adults only which offers a bar and possibly a casino, with "Shrek" themed slot machines and card tables.

This is all I've got, but since Nintendo beat us to it with Super Nintendo World (in a good way, of course), I still think this would've been a great sight to see for Universal.

[lornrocks]

My hobbies include getting into weird arguments with strangers online about Disneyland vs Disney world.

Also idk who keeps saying that Disneyland is a locals park. Bruh it’s fucking not. Half the people we meet when we go are not even from this country let alone Southern California.

The current discourse is the alleged confirmation that they will build something Avatar at Disneyland and how “no one wants this” (maybe true?) and how “people can just go to Florida to see pandora” (buddy if I live on the west coast, which I do, do you know expensive it is to fly to Florida? Last time we went I had to miss an extra day at work because our flight got so delayed we got stuck in salt lake at like 11:30pm at night and had to stay at a hotel and come home the next day)

I’m gonna be real here. As a life long Disneylander, Disney world is only good for: 1. About 8 rides unique from Disneyland’s 2. About 10-15 unique restaurants 3. Several cool, unique resorts 4. Merch exclusive to those parks (and tbh some of which I can buy from resellers)

So we went in 2013 for my college grad and that was our first time and we did the private safari (highly recommend) and took one day to go to islands of adventure. We did a LOT of stuff (not the water parks) and my favorite park then was Epcot bc of how unique it was.

Then we went again in 2018 and my favorite park was AK because of expedition Everest and Pandora and seeing the flamingos. And of course I loved all the shopping and restaurants.

We were planning to go this year but due to my friends’ health problems are pushing it back to next year hopefully and the stuff I’m looking forward to (besides showing my friends who have never been what’s up) is: 1. Cosmic rewind 2. Tron 3. Flight of passage (and pandora generally) 4. My beloved tower of terror 5. Every single restaurant I can get my hands on 6. All the merchandise 7. Staying at a different resort (we did French quarter and Caribbean beach the last 2 times) and 8. Expedition everest (almost forgot)

Like as fun as the rides are if’s almost exclusively about shopping, food, and cool places to take photos of. Which is also true of DLR but DLR has the dinkiest shopping area, very few super cool unique dining experiences, and the same 3 hotels. And at this point I’ve been to DLR so much I’ve taken photos of like. Every thing. Ever.

ANYWAY TLDR

North America and the US are quite large and a lot of Americans, me included, do not want to trek all the way to the other side of the country so yes, I would not be surprised if DLR and WDW continue to share attractions, restaurants, and experiences.

[floridaseniorconsulting]

The Evolution of Elderly Care: The Rise of Independent Living Services

As our population ages, the landscape of elderly care has undergone a profound transformation. Traditional notions of retirement living in Florida have expanded to include a diverse array of options, with independent living services emerging as a cornerstone of this evolution. In this article, we'll explore the journey of elderly care, focusing on the rise of independent living services and their significance in empowering seniors to lead fulfilling lives on their own terms.

A Shifting Paradigm: From Elderly Care Homes to Independent Living Services

Elderly care has historically been synonymous with retirement homes or assisted living in Sarasota Florida, where seniors receive varying degrees of support and care. However, as attitudes towards aging have evolved, so too have the options available to older adults. Independent living services represent a departure from the traditional model, offering seniors the opportunity to maintain their autonomy and lifestyle while accessing support services as needed.

The Essence of Independence: Understanding Independent Living Services

At the heart of independent living services is the concept of autonomy and self-determination. Unlike traditional elderly care home, which may provide round-the-clock assistance, independent living communities offer a more hands-off approach, allowing residents to live independently in private apartments or houses. These communities typically provide amenities such as dining options, recreational activities, and transportation services, giving seniors the freedom to tailor their living experience to their preferences.

A Booming Trend: The Appeal of Retirement Living in Florida

Florida has long been synonymous with retirement living in Florida, thanks to its favorable climate, abundance of recreational opportunities, and vibrant senior communities. The state's allure as a retirement destination has only grown in recent years, attracting seniors from across the country seeking a relaxed and sun-soaked lifestyle. Independent living services have flourished in Florida, catering to the diverse needs and preferences of its aging population.

The Benefits of Independent Living Services

The rise of independent living services reflects a broader shift towards person-centered care, where the individual needs and preferences of seniors take center stage. By choosing independent living, seniors gain access to a supportive environment that promotes wellness, social engagement, and personal growth. Some key benefits of independent living services include:

Maintaining Independence: Seniors retain control over their daily routines and lifestyle choices, preserving their sense of autonomy and dignity.

Social Connection: Independent living communities foster a sense of camaraderie and belonging, providing opportunities for residents to socialize, participate in activities, and form meaningful relationships.

Access to Amenities and Services: From fitness centers and swimming pools to on-site dining and transportation services, independent living communities offer a range of amenities designed to enhance residents' quality of life.

Peace of Mind: Family members and loved ones benefit from the peace of mind knowing that their aging relatives are safe, supported, and surrounded by caring professionals.

Flexibility and Choice: Independent living services are highly customizable, allowing residents to tailor their experience based on their individual needs and preferences.

Navigating the Transition: Choosing the Right Independent Living Community

Selecting an independent living community is a significant decision that requires careful consideration. Factors to consider include location, amenities, cost, and levels of care provided. Prospective residents and their families should tour multiple communities, ask questions, and assess the overall atmosphere and culture of each facility before making a decision. Additionally, it's essential to inquire about the availability of support services and healthcare options, should they be needed in the future.

Conclusion: Embracing the Future of Elderly Care

The rise of independent living services marks a paradigm shift in how we approach elderly care, emphasizing empowerment, choice, and quality of life. As the aging population continues to grow, so too will the demand for innovative and person-centered solutions that honor the diverse needs and preferences of seniors. By embracing independent living, older adults can thrive in environments that nurture independence, foster social connection, and promote overall well-being. As we look to the future, let us continue to champion the evolution of elderly care, ensuring that every senior has the opportunity to age with dignity, grace, and vitality.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

This 2001 Mediterranean estate in Jupiter, Florida only looks Mediterranean on the outside. The owners did not embrace the style when they decorated it. 9bds, 11ba, $14.960M.

This was most definitely not what I expected. The architectural details are there, but they amped up the columns, gave it some blue lighting, fish tanks, modern lighting and furniture for an ocean theme. It works, though.

The dining room is not even close to Mediterranean. It's stunning and that fireplace. I wonder how much it cost to redo the whole house like this.

The family room is large and equipped with comfy leather seating.

From the family room is clear open concept view of the kitchen dining table.

I don't know what's going on here. The kitchen is lovely, and I thought it had a cool blue glowing island.

But, it's not. How did they do that?

There's a small home theater for four.

Check out the primary bedroom suite.

There's the bedroom.

And a home office with a lounge. The office opens to a patio.

The dressing room is fitted with glass doored closets.

A private beauty salon. Have you ever seen anything like this?

A private elevator will deposit you in the salon.

Plus a matching bath. But, it's the masculine bath.

This is the feminine bath. They did it again with the glowing counter. This time it's purple.

This bedroom has a sea motif with murals all around.

The en-suite bath matches. What a gorgeous mosaic mural.

This some beautiful office. Love all the fish tanks in the house.

Fish decorate the walls of the stairwell and at the top of the stairs is a purple sitting area.

Beautiful "tunnel" to the garden.

The grounds are stunning and the large pool meanders thru the garden and goes past this grotto.

The home is on a 1.25 acre lot and include a putting green that you can see from the air.

[haseenachoti76]

Exploring the Best Hotels in Venice Beach Florida

Venice Beach, Florida, is renowned for its stunning coastline, vibrant atmosphere, and charming community. Whether you're seeking a luxurious resort experience or a cozy beachside retreat, Venice Beach offers a range of accommodation options to suit every traveler's preferences. Let's delve into some of the best hotels in this picturesque coastal town.

Inn at the Beach: Situated just steps away from the pristine shores of Venice Beach, Inn at the Beach offers comfortable accommodations and unbeatable ocean views. The hotel features spacious guest rooms equipped with modern amenities, including flat-screen TVs, complimentary Wi-Fi, and private balconies or patios. Guests can also enjoy a heated outdoor pool, complimentary breakfast, and convenient access to nearby attractions and dining options.

The Venice Beach Villas: For travelers seeking a more secluded and intimate retreat, The Venice Beach Villas provide the perfect setting. Nestled amidst lush tropical gardens, these charming villas offer a tranquil escape from the hustle and bustle of everyday life. Each villa boasts a fully equipped kitchen, cozy living area, and private outdoor space, allowing guests to relax and unwind in style. With easy access to the beach and downtown Venice, The Venice Beach Villas offer the ideal blend of comfort and convenience.

Ramada by Wyndham Venice Hotel Venezia: Conveniently located near Venice Beach and the historic downtown area, the Ramada by Wyndham Venice Hotel Venezia offers spacious accommodations and top-notch amenities. Guests can choose from a variety of room options, including suites with separate living areas and whirlpool tubs. The hotel also features a heated outdoor pool, fitness center, and on-site restaurant serving delicious Italian cuisine. With its prime location and excellent service, the Ramada by Wyndham Venice Hotel Venezia ensures a memorable stay for all guests.

Island Sun Inn: For budget-conscious travelers, the Island Sun Inn provides affordable yet comfortable accommodations in the heart of Venice Beach. The inn offers clean and cozy guest rooms equipped with essential amenities, such as mini-fridges, microwaves, and complimentary Wi-Fi. Guests can relax in the outdoor pool or take a short stroll to the nearby beach and attractions. With its friendly staff and convenient location, the Island Sun Inn offers excellent value for travelers looking to explore Venice Beach on a budget.

Conclusion: the beaches in Venice offer a remarkable blend of natural beauty, recreational opportunities, and cultural richness. From the serene shores of Venice Beach to the rugged landscapes of Caspersen Beach, each coastal gem presents a unique experience for visitors to enjoy. Whether you're soaking up the sun, searching for seashells, or strolling along the boardwalk, Venice's beaches provide a tranquil escape and a chance to connect with nature. With their pristine sands, crystal-clear waters, and breathtaking sunsets, the beaches of Venice stand as inviting destinations for travelers seeking relaxation and adventure alike. Whether you're a local resident or a visitor from afar, exploring the beaches of Venice promises unforgettable moments and cherished memories by the sea.

[kramlabs]

Hi I’m running for President.

I’m famous and my family is famous.

We never have worked at a fast food restaurant or cleaned our own house. Not even once.

Listen I need to level with you all. This has gone on way too long.

Politely.

My campaign and my fake opponent’s campaign do not give a solitary fuck about you.

At all. At all. At all.

Listen, personally I think some of you are super, but most of the people that we work for view you as just dumb gullible marks and it sucks that we have to come out here and do a song and dance with these jackals with the microphones and cameras and Ivy League thought police and World Economic Forum sociopaths.

We are all actors on a stage and sometimes we get the nod and prance out here and perform. We are all vetted by the Men Behind the Curtain who own us, they own you, wherever you work, wherever you live, wherever you bank…they own us all.

Everybody’s got a boss.

We have to come out here and do this stupid song and dance and emote and we hire PR douchebags from Yale to tell you stories, but the real story is Fuck you.

We don’t care if the military ran a live exercise and tested out toxic drugs on you, we don’t give a rat’s ass if your grandma was suffocated in the hospital or your newborn was born dead.

We don’t care if we murder thousands, tens of thousands, hundreds of thousands, millions or billions. In Ukraine or the Middle East or in Ohio or Florida or Texas or New York City, in America or in Kanada or Aussie or Fraahhhnnncee or China or Korea or who gives a shit.

We just don’t.

We need you to worship us and make excuses for us and you will because you are useless eater gullible hapless dolts at our mercy and we are elites.

Some of us think there are too many of you and are aligned with our real bosses and some of us just stick our heads in the sands and go along because whatever. What do you care? Said Rockefeller to Aaron Russo.

We have minders and bankers who have arranged everything in advance, and we don’t give a fuck if our minders set trains on fire or push jabs into your precious little useless eater kids, or make up rules where Grandpa gets to die with a warm glove of water on his hand, again, we just don’t give a fuck. At all. At all. At all.

We are not going to investigate anybody, nobody is going to jail, we are going to parties and our Yalies and our Harvards and Stanfords and our MITs and our Gleaming Talking Heads are going to look at you with fake sympathy and “feel your pain” like that Stanley Tucci character in Hunger Games and then we are just going to keep murdering y’all because again…we just don’t give a fuck.

Maybe some of our True Believer minions do give a fuck, but they will sell your ass out in a heartbeat if we just give them the charismatic song and dance at a private dinner and make them feel pretty and look in their eyes and say, “we did the best we could”.

Dumbasses.

We will be unveiling new injections soon and we’ve already paid off or threatened your fake resistance to spin this as a positive and they do so as instructed. We will be dropping the hammer soon with a new fake pathogen and a banking collapse and probably a cyber attack and some new cancer causing vectors because we have to get rid of most of you.

We have satellite phones and bunkers and stuff. Most of our Middle Managers will get a rude shock that they don’t get the golden ticket into the bunkers. Maybe you all can tear them to shreds for us as we watch on the monitors and fine dine and clink glasses.

We will also probably need to escalate world war with Russia and then China, but we’ve got the elites of those nations on board as well. The fun part is all the saber rattling and watching all those jackals with the cameras salivate for war.

In the meantime, we have prepared some Tucker Carlson and Russell Brand and Kim Iversen and some good old Pfizer Bad rah rah, and for those of you truly stupid dolts hanging on for dear life, the old legacy media favorites.

There may be some race riots and food shortages and we may try to swing a trans-riot for shits and giggles and we are definitely monitoring you everywhere, so don’t think that you can run some kind of resistance.

I feel like it’s important to say honest things because Truth is like a lion.

Now go out there and vote harder!

Just kidding, we’ll give you whoever we feel like and if you don’t like it, that’s too bad.