#princess romhilda

[the-way-astray]

it's so silly that keefe guessed what happened between bo and ro, but it was sort of played off as a joke

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Princess Romhilda by @booksscienceandmath

Queen Nubiti by @tamsong

Note! Definition of a sexywoman:

According to the sexywomanpedia, a sexywoman is "a character who shows the 'lanky suitman villain' tropes, is popular with wlw, and/or is highly divisive." Some factors to consider are morality (or lack thereof), overall mysteriousness, and strength (physical or abilitywise.)

Propaganda:

Princess Romhilda: None

Queen Nubiti: None

Want to submit propaganda? Do so here and it will be added in the 2nd round!

[carrotdetective]

i’ve been talking about DD’s lore to a friend, so i thought i could share a portion of it here:

The Scarlet Bandits and Cerulean Theives, under the orders of Giulia, divided the Primus Empire into two regions: Rache and Venari. The SBs lurk in the Rache region, and CTs in the Venari region. Prior to Giulia’s uprising, the empire did not have separate regions, rather the kingdoms are connected to one political body known as the Primus Council. But when Giulia kidnapped and mind-controlled both them and Brace Investigations, she made them the ruling forces of each kingdom. Specifically, she tasked the BI to derail law enforcement agencies from investigating the crime surge and stealing from Giulia’s rivals and their connections, while the Primus Councilors drained the empire’s economy to fund their boss’ master scheme for an international monopoly.

The following are the kingdoms and bosses (PC [castle bosses] and BI [fortress bosses]) associated with their respective regions:

Rache (west)

Henge: ruled by PC Hutten (Ichthyostega) and guarded by BI Justice (Yoshi), this kingdom is the birthplace of the empire’s laws and home to the Sharplock family. Henge is also the home to a prestigious university the Cutello siblings and Sharplock brothers attended.

Olympia: ruled by PC Alketas (Styracosaurus) and guarded by BI Cleisthenes (Stygimoloch), this kingdom hosts the annual Primus Olympics and the location of ancient cities that are now ruins to visit or research on.

Oma: ruled by PC Beaudean (Sarcosuchus) and guarded by BI Amelia (Obdurodon), it is a sewage kingdom whose citizens manage an underground city, and serve as shelter from the SBs and CTs. Most of the buildings are made from empty shipping containers, especially houses.

Loch: ruled by PC Lochlan (Titanoboa) and guarded by BI Niniane (Dinopithecus), this forested kingdom is haunted by paranormal activity and famous for alleged sightings of a lake monster that resembles a giant Birdo that spits water from its mouth...or nose, whatever this creature really is.

Gaufre: ruled by PC Els (Protemnodon) and guarded by BI Romhilda (Mongolarachne), this kingdom is a hotspot for confectionaries and supposedly contains ingredients needed to bake a recreation of Princess Peach’s cake.

Kazot: ruled by PC Marisha (Rhinorex) and guarded by BI Damien (Notobatrachus), this musical kingdom is home to the wealthiest family in the Primus Empire: the Harmonis. It used to welcome fast-paced music, but the death of a Harmoni member banned the genre and settled for slow-paced music.

Loco: ruled by PC Corrado (Quetzalcoatlus) and guarded by BI Erhardt (Vilevolodon), this kingdom serves as a base to the Primus Military and the heart of the empire’s industries. It is also Thunder’s home kingdom, where she lives with her uncle and PC after her parents were killed in a car accident that triggered Thunder’s amaxophobia. Loco also contains a plethora of jobs for STEM individuals.

Folla: ruled by PC Jolanda (Spinosaurus) and guarded by BI Razor, this kingdom serves as the base of the Scarlet Bandits and one of the two kingdoms that has intense crime activity. Folla is the home of the Cutello family.

Venari (east)

Alpi: ruled by PC Weiss (Libanorhinus) and guarded by BI Noah (Prolagus), it is a mountainous kingdom and popular tourist destination due to its magnificent garden displays filled with colorful and exotic flowers; many are replicas of those native to faraway kingdoms, such as the Flower Kingdom.

Baza: ruled by PC Duman (Leptictidium) and guarded by BI Buqat (Citipati), it is a kingdom filled with a lot of shopping districts, which Baza earned this nickname: “The Primus Mall.”

Viz: ruled by PC Jensey (Archelon) and guarded by BI Kati (Juncitarsus), it is the cleanest kingdom in the empire and is popular for its hot springs. Viz’s main form of transportation are boats.

Pevnost: ruled by PC Vojtech (Megalania) and guarded by BI Sashmir (Vulpes qiuzhudingi), it is also a hotspot of paranormal activity but ghosts are mostly reported as opposed to Loch’s cryptid sightings. Pevnost has a lot of abandoned castles for avid ghost hunters to explore, and the kingdom is being debated on whether it truly introduced laws to the Primus Empire first before the Henge Kingdom. But some scholars argue that Pevnost serves as the building blocks for Henge.

Lumi: ruled by PC Soila (Dire Wolf) and guarded by BI Jean (Yijenplatycnemis), it is a festive kingdom popular for its amusement park named Lightland. Lumi is also the source for Primus’ entertainment, such as theater shows and animation studios.

Joyas: ruled by PC Fabriana (Megaloceros) and guarded by BI Merald (Therizinosaurus), it is the wealthiest kingdom in the empire due to its caves containing large amounts of gold, silver, and gemstones. However, expeditions to extract these priceless minerals resulted in accidents and deaths.

Molen: ruled by PC Rein (Haast’s Eagle) and guarded by BI Lisann (Eurotrochilus), it is a stupidly windy kingdom with a predictable weather forecast. Molen also serves as a secondary base for the Primus Military and a training area for their pilots.

Drac: ruled by PC Eligio (Baryonyx) and guarded by BI Ruby, this is one of the two kingdoms with intense crime activity. It is also the base of the Cerulean Thieves.

[black-swans-and-moonlarks]

Keefe: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

Ro: Literally or figuratively?

Keefe: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...

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What are your thoughts on the new deleted scene from Flashback?

well it definitely caught me a little by surprise, nonsie. Ro actually sharing something and being a little more open was not what I expected to see, especially not with Fitz in the room

i do understand why it was deleted, but it does seem like a sweet moment between Ro and Sophie, which Ro then realizes and brings it back around to Sophie's whole situation with Fitz and Keefe, avoiding that emotional vulnerability.

but it does display some growth. Yeah, Ro still doesn't like the overwhelming smells and colors and glitter of the elven world, but she doesn't hate everything anymore. She tolerates some of them, the ones she's spent time around. She says herself that she thought of them all--the ones involved in the destruction of her city--as "brats." Now, she sees several of them on a regular basis and doesn't want to rip them to shreds. That's progress, at least.

I will say, it does feel a little weird to me that Ro sees these people who have destroyed her city and killed some of her people, and all it takes is for her to spend some time with them and now she's learned that they're okay/entertaining people and her anger kind of fades away. Although, there may be more to it than that. Maybe she's come to the realization that the people she was holding responsible in her mind--the kotlcrew--are really just kids caught up in it all. They were trying to fix an entire plague, working against multiple governments at once, not really sure of themselves or what they were doing, just trying to save people they cared about.

Ro still doesn't hold back against the adults, though (thoughtI might go so far as to say she likes Elwin and his funky little medicinal practices). Perhaps this is because she's learned to redirect her anger. The kotlcrew are just kids. At the end of the day they are children. And while they need to learn responsibility, this is not the place. It's the adults behind them who allowed things to get to the point that children are trying to fix the world. If this wasn't what Shannon was intending when she wrote Ro's development, I still think it would be a very interesting arc for her to have.

I do think it would've been interesting to see this scene kept it to lead into some of the events of Unlocked. having Ro being caring and a little vulnerable for a moment would make the transition into Keefe feeling her concern for him smoother, for me at least. Beginning that shift in her character earlier on with small moments we don't think about when we first read them all leading up to her caring about Keefe in Unlocked would make it feel more natural for her.

I have a love/hate relationship with Ro's character, especially with how she treats Sophie and her relationships like some kind of fun entertainment, but overall I liked the deleted scene, or at the least the trains of thoughts it allowed me to explore. So thanks for the ask, nonsie!

[thatonesongyouretryingtoremember]

*words appear on screen: King Dimitar exclusive* Dimitar(lounging): yeah I want what's best for her but it looks like she'll do the death battle. She really should have just killed me in my sleep when she was 10 like I told her to.🙄

The fact that Ro has been training for battle since she was a month old is adorable and hilarious to me.

Are ogre babies less helpless than human babies? Do they mature faster?

Or was Dimitar trying to teach his tiny little floppy child swordfighting lessons?

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Keeper Sexywoman Bracket

First Rounds

Tinker vs Jolie Ruewen (April 1)

Flori vs Queen Nubiti (April 2)

Silveny vs Vika Heks (April 3)

Councillor Zarina vs Lady Zillah (April 4)

Cyrah Endal vs Councillor Oralie (April 5)

Lady Galvin vs Caprise Redek (April 6)

Lady Vespera vs Umber (April 7)

Councillor Clarette vs Luzia Vacker (April 8)

Verdi vs Mai Song (April 9)

Calla vs Princess Romhilda (April 10)

Councillor Alina vs Master Cadence (April 11)

Juline Dizznee vs Livvy Sonden (April 12)

Coach Wilda vs Coach Rohana (April 13)

Councillor Ramira vs Emma Foster (April 14)

Elysian vs Lady Gisela (April 15)

Grizel vs Brielle (April 16)

Councillor Velia vs Councillor Liora (April 17)

Della Vacker vs Edaline Ruewen (April 18)

Posting these early :) Hope you guys are excited!

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Keeper Sexywoman Portrait Signup

I'm planning to do a keeper sexywoman competition after the sexyman one, and I decided it would be fun to have a more public portrait signup! :)

List of characters

Councillor Alina

Coach Wilda

Coach Rohana

Brielle

Master Cadence

Calla

Caprise Redek

Councillor Clarette

Cyrah Endal

Della Vacker

Edaline Ruewen

Elysian

Emma Foster

Flori

Lady Galvin

Lady Gisela Sencen

Grizel

Jolie Ruewen

Juline Dizznee

Councillor Liora

Livvy Sonden

Luzia Vacker

Mai Song

Councillor Oralie

Queen Nubiti

Councillor Ramira

Princess Romhilda

Silveny

Tinker

Umber

Councillor Velia

Verdi

Vertina

Lady Vespera

Vika Heks

Councillor Zarina

Lady Zillah

You can sign up for as many as you want, but I can't guarantee you'll get them all! I'll draw any portraits that are not claimed. Have fun! I'll be assigning them on March 5th, and they'll most likely be due at the end of March. :)

Link to form here

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Best Keeper Character Bracket

Round 1

May 18: Alden Vacker, Fitzroy Vacker, Della Vacker, Biana Vacker, Alvar Vacker

May 19:

a) Lady Alexine, Lady Anwen, Lady Belva, Lady Dara, Lady Delmira

b) Lady Evera, Lady Iskra, Lady Ceah, Lady Pemberley, Lady Nissah

c) Lady Sanja, Lady Veda, Sir Beckett, Sir Caton, Sir Conley

d) Sir Donwell, Sir Faxon, Sir Harding, Sir Jarvin, Sir Rosings

May 20: Blur, Juline Dizznee, Mr. Forkle, Tiergan Alenfar, Wraith

May 21: Empress Pernille, King Gowg, Luna the Alicorn, Queen Gundula, Wynn the Alicorn

May 22: Garwin Chang, Ollie Heks, Shayda Adel, Valin, Vertina

May 23: Lady Zillah, Livvy Sonden, Master Cadence Talle, Rayni Aria, Viks Heks

May 24:

a) Bullhorn the Banshee, Iggy the Imp, Princess Purryfins the Murcat, Silveny the Alicorn, Verdi the Dino

b) Brant and Jolie's Gremlin, Gildie the Flaredon, Marty the Cat, Twinkle the Titanboa, Watson the Dog

May 25: Boobrie Dude, Councillor Terik, Damel Kafuta, Mr. Sweeney, Timkin Heks

May 26: Elysian, Fintan Pyren, Keefe Sencen, Lady Vespera Folend, Sophie Foster

May 27: Barth the Reaper, Brisa, Ceri, Juji, Thales the Sower

May 28:

a) Amisi the Gnome, Brier the Gnome, Gerda the Gnome, Gora the Gnome, Kloris the Gnome

b) Lur the Gnome, Mitya the Gnome, Nesrin the Gnome, Sior the Gnome, Vered the Gnome

May 29: Edaline Ruewen, Grady Ruewen, Jolie Ruewen, Linh Song, Tam Song

May 30: Durand Redek, Eleanor Wright, Emma Foster, Ethan Benedict Wright II, William Foster

May 31: Amy Foster, Brant [REDACTED], Calla the Gnome, Councillor Bronte, Grizel the Goblin

June 1:

a) Elidyr the Dwarf, Ermete the Dwarf, Irja the Dwarf, Krikor the Dwarf, Kun the Dwarf

b) Opher the Dwarf, Timur the Dwarf, Urre the Dwarf, Yegor the Dwarf, Yuri the Gnome

June 2: Fallon Vacker, Gethen Ondsinn, Quinlin Sonden, Ruy Ignis, Sandor the Goblin

June 3: Audric, Dedra, Dempsy, Huxley, Trella

June 4: Coach Bora, Coach Rohana, Coach Wilda, Lady Galvin, Lesedi Chebota, Tarina the Troll

June 5: Councillor Kenric, Elwin Heslege, Jurek of the Sanctuary, Kesler Dizznee, Prentice Endal

June 6: Bethany Lopez, Bex Dizznee, Sir Bubu, Lex Dizznee, Rex Dizznee

June 7: Cyrah Endal, Luzia Vacker, Tinker, Trix, Umber, Princess Romhilda

June 8: Bunhead the Goblin, Cadoc the Goblin, Lefty the Goblin, Righty the Goblin, Woltzer the Goblin

June 9: Cadfael the Ogre, Caprise Redek, Cassius Sencen, Mai Song, Quan Song, Botros the Ogre

June 10: Councillor Emery, King Dimitar, King Enki, Queen Hylda, Queen Nubiti

June 11: Benesh Vacker, Harlin Vacker, Norene Vacker, Peilpa Heks, Silla Heks

June 12: Brielle the Goblin, Councillor Noland, Councillor Velia, Councillor Zarina, Orem Vacker

June 13: Councillor Clarette, Councillor Darek, Lady Song, Quinlin's receptionist, Sir Leander

June 14: Dexter Dizznee, Marella Redek, Maruca Chebota, Stina Heks, Wylie Endal

June 15: Behnam Aria, Councillor Liora, Councillor Ramira, Esha Aria, Lady Fayina

June 16:

a) Councillor Alina, Councillor Oralie, Ella the Stuffed Animal, Gisela Sencen, Mr Snuggles the Stuffed Animal

b) Boo Boo the Stuffed Animal, Lady Sassyfur the Stuffed Animal, Mrs Stinkbottom the Stuffed Animal, Sir Splashyhugs the Stuffed Animal, Stinky the Stegosaurus the Stuffed Animal

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Both portraits by @dark-blue-diamond

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(Wiki links below the cut)

Cyrah Endal

Luzia Vacker

Tinker

Trix

Umber

Princess Romhilda

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Keeper Sexywoman Bracket

Round 2: Round 1

Elysian vs Verdi (April 19)

Master Cadence vs Della Vacker (April 20)

Jolie Ruewen vs Umber (April 21)

Flori vs Grizel (April 22)

Coach Rohana vs Caprise Redek (April 23)

Councillor Ramira vs Councillor Velia (April 24)

Cyrah Endal vs Livvy Sonden (April 25)

Luzia Vacker vs Lady Zillah (April 26)

Princess Romhilda vs Silveny (April 27)

Have fun and make wise choices 👍

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Ro by @dark-blue-diamond

Silveny by @tw-5

[bookwyrminspiration]

i think someone’s asked if you think dex will hold back information about keefes abilities (and also grady) but what abt ro? ro understands and cares about keefe and she heard the entire dex conversation that made keefe run away in the first place. she was even on board to run away with him, but then he made her sleep and left her behind. how do you think she’ll react?

oh damn I’d completely forgotten that she heard that whole conversation—

Nonsie you bring up an excellent topic for discussion! Ro had kind of a tone shift in Unlocked, becoming a lot more caring (in her own way) when Keefe was going through all that shit. I mean he still is, but you get what I mean.

As for whether or not she’ll tell…I’m not entirely sure which direction she’ll go. My first instinct is to say she’ll tell. But maybe not everything.

Her loyalty (commitment? Attachment?) is to Keefe—and maybe Sophie. But primarily Keefe because she’s spent the most time with him and is his bodyguard. She just happens to like Sophie too. All those other elves? Fuck them. They don’t deserve shit from her and treat her species like trash. She owes them nothing, not about Keefe.

But I could see her telling Sophie privately. She knows Sophie is personally invested in Keefe and cares deeply for him, regardless of the romantic drama in her life. And as she’s the other person Ro kinda likes, I could see her trusting Sophie with that information and giving it to her so they can work together to keep him safe. She knows Sophie has his best interests at heart and may trust her with that info so she can make the most informed decisions she can regarding him.

Considering her as a character, I think it’s reasonless she’ll be pissed at Keefe for running away without her. She didn’t seem to have a problem with the two of them running away (she’s Mae it very clear she doesn’t like Sparkle Town), so I think it’s more the fact he doesn’t trust her still. She was more caring towards him than anyone else, and he still left her behind. She wants to help him. They all do, but she spends the most time with him because of bodyguard duties. And he still left?

TL;DR: I can see her telling Sophie, but no one else (because she likes Sophie). She’s gotta be pissed about Keefe not accepting help too.