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incorrect-mha-bnha · 4 years

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BNHA HEADCANNONS again

Eri holds anual tea parties with everyone but banned Bakugou for “a thousand eternities” because he kept getting into bickering matches with her stuffed animals on who was the better princess.

Kaminari can, in fact, cook and bake. You can’t tell me I’m wrong because I also hc him as a huge stoner. The same with Sero. Those boys be cooking and whippin in the kitchen. Case closed.

Much like Star Lord, I believe Dabi would be one to wear headphones and carry around a cassette tape while he destroys things. People screaming and havoc being caused but it’s all muffled by his tunes. He even dances around as he works.

Mitsuki is the kind of woman to bark at men that catcall her. You can’t say I’m wrong, because I’m not. She would have no shame barking at some sleazebag that passes a rather suggestive demeaning comment her way thinking he’d get away scotch free and have a laugh over it with his sexist buddies— WELL HED BE WRONG because as soon as she hears some punk yell “Nice (insert sexist joke)!” She’d stop, turn his way slowly and start barking as shown.... “BARK BARK RUFF AWOOOO GRRRR BARK BARK BARK!” And the man would literally die on the spot. Gone. A queen. A badass. What a woman.

During that scene in the sports festival where they brought out Bakugou in chains and a muzzle like some villain rather than a teenage child. You know the one— yeah you do. Anyway. He was having an PTSD attack about the slime villain. Tell me I’m wrong. His mouth was covered and he was restrained. It was NOT very long after it either. What were they thinking? Trick question. The whole hero system is trash.

(CW: Vore) I personally think the most twisted hero turned villain scenario would be Tamaki. He eats things to gain power in his quirk.... I think you know where this is going. Imagine finding out a villain literally eating heroes and random civilians to gain their quirks? Wack

Back on my partially blind Todoroki hc. Due to his impaired vision, he tends to stand with his right side towards the opponent as to keep them in his sights and guard blind spots.

When Bakugou gets lonely, he will set off tiny explosions like fireworks that remind him of younger days when him and his friends would attend festivals and run around with sparklers.

I do like the Latin Sero hc so along those lines... you cannot tell me he wouldn’t chase anyone around the dorms with a chancla over something. It’s about as scary as an Aizawa woken up mid nap. He could chuck it a 100 yards and away and still hit you square in the head. Sero is so scary with a chancla, even Bakugou won’t attempt to fuck with him. *Starts yelling* *Sero comes out of nowhere with a sandal in his hand* “Are you yelling at Midoriya again?” *Bakugou looks up then slowly turns away and stalks off grumbling*

Izy is blasian (I don’t know if that’s the correct terminology for the mix) and will from this point on be known as Dekquan on this blog and to me. My mind is Astral in this bitch today. So many hc and thoughts. Hair care products, routines, ethnicity to learn from, SO MUCH. I also hc Mina as black, gods and her know how much of a struggle that boy will go through to take care of his hair.

Listen... I love the Bakusquad.... but they really aren’t exactly feral. Dekquansquad is immensely chaotic in terms of actions. They almost got charged with multiple offenses and Todoroki tried to square up with the head police chief. Not to mention Iida quite literally went to mu1der Stain with the help of Dekquan and Todd. After that they practically said “And what about it!?” THEN half the Dekquansquad went out to rescues Bak, and didn’t give a single fuck about the consequences. Bottom line? Dekquan knows every heroes weakness and has yet to snap completely, Iida has attempted murder under his belt, Todd has the pure teenage rebellious spite mixed with “Neutral chaotic come at me Bro!” Energy fueling him, Ochac is there for the money. Whats bakusquad got? Some Latin scotch tape, a badass breakdancer, pika pika let me charge your phone mister suave, “oh that doesn’t sound very heroic” sunshine and daisies man, and ‘I go to bed for 8’ rabies n company. Don’t even try.

Bak’s parents are fashion designers. Why does this detail matter? Take a look at his hero costume. The color pallet doesn’t clash, the asccesories make sense. (In a sense). It’s the most well put together hero costume out of Class 1A. He had to have picked up tricks and rules to follow from his parents work, you cannot tell me otherwise.

Mina would sing WAP at Uraraka’s wedding..... change my mind.

(Not a ship hc) Will I ever shut up about Kirishima, Bak and Mina being my emotional support Wonder Trio (Im going to need to think of a different damn name) even if I don’t post about it? No. Mina forms a close bond with them as the years progress. Spending more time, opening up with them, nurturing with affection. It goes both ways as well. The boys care about her immensely, becoming protective and promising to be there when she needs it. Inside jokes, training and teasing- they have it all. Their dynamic is *chefs kiss* and I promise to post about it in the future.

Denk has to have brain damage, I’m pretty damn sure. If you’re using electricity to the point of being incapacitated and numerous amount of times then there has to be some adverse effects at play.

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ohcoolnice · 3 years

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Hello! I'm bored so I wanted to know if you had any theories for Chain of Iron (even crack theories)

or another way to entertain me Ill take anything

I think you mean Chain of Thorns so that's what I'm gon do (also sorry this took so long i saved it as a draft and then forgot ajksdkaskl)

Alrighty here we go:

- Lucie weilds a badass army of ghosts

- Matthew dies

- and comes back as a vampire because I cannot handle another character dying at this point in my life

- Charles dies

- and that's fine because I neither really love nor hate him he just kind of exists for me so rip boi u gon yeet

- thotiana? ha bitch die please

- i cry

- you cry

- we all cry

- christopher saves the day (again. he should be on the cover tbh this boi is not only so precious, but also the hero every time)

- somehow Jesse is kidnapped by his mother and her sugar daddy

- The clave doesn't find out about Lucie because otherwise....why would they trust a herondale again (they let Imogen be inquisitor, Herondales are still super respected by the time Jace is revealed to be one and it'd be hard to believe that everyone just DOESN'T talk about that fact that one of the blackthorns used to be dead and that a herondale is the one who brought the boi back to life by just TELLLING HIM GOD WHAT A LEGEND) anyways so yep

- possibly Anna dies?

- the new shadowhunter could be a morgenstern? I mean....where ARE they? like they''ve only appeared in TMI so they gotta show up no?

- I'm a clown ahahahha

- i no longer trust anything so I'm just going to say everyone dies and this way i shouldn't feel any pain when a character i don't want to die dies

- still if anything happens to Christopher Lightwood I'll literally loose my mind. I don't even mean death. Give this boy a papercut and i'll loose it.

- i mean actually everyone DOES die

- cause it's set in 1903

- well except you know like tessa, magnus, jem, matthew cause he's a vampire

- why is this pain in my life

- Grace somehow manages to get rid of her power (pls i feel so bad it must be such a burden to have that kind of power over men and you can't turn it off even though you want to)

- so first wound, delt by Daisy, second wound delt by Daisy and JAMEs so in conclusion the third wound will be dealt by Oscar the dog

- Oscar will be on the cover

- and he'll be so grumpy because he was left behind

- Matthew is a disney princess hahahahahhhahahaha

- At least ONE character finally gets some GODDAMN THERAPY PLEASE

- i gotta go run errands kjalkfjslkjas but i'll probably come up with more later

#asked #apple-bottom-jeansx #chain of iron spoilers #chain of iron #coi spoilers #chain of thorns

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frustratedpker · 4 years

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My Ducktales knowledge

I finally admit that I have never watched Ducktales (I know, shame on me) so I ‘ll try to recap the show solely based on memes and posts I see on tumblr

Let’s do this!

It’s the duckverse but they have square heads

They all live together at Scrooge’s gigantic mansion, idk where he keeps his money and there’s a super ripped housekeeper lady

Everyone is afraid of said lady

Donald is a tired, underpaid millenial and a mood who gets dragged around by his hyperactive uncle

There was a point where he got jinxed to speak coherently and the fandom freaked out so I guess that for the rest of the show he has his usual pwaphwaphawahpwapha speech

He raises his three nephews by himself because Della pulled a Dreamworks mascot and somehow accidentally ended up on the moon

There’s also a fourth kid whose name I think is Webby

WHERE. DID. SHE. COME. FROM?? Whose is this kid? Where are her parents? Is she Donald’s illegitimate daughter? Is she another niece? I have no idea! I think they just f o u n d her and decided to keep her. Is she’s kinda of a stray taggalong?

She looks cute but there’s a spark in her eye that says she could kill me

Della while on the moon gets adopted by an alien robot lady goddess and has a cool prosthetic. She’s not very mature for an adult but she’s badass

At some point there is a granite ripped centaur with Scrooge’s head? WHAT IS THIS THING? I ‘ve never seen it talk so I guess it’s some kind of supernatural entity who stalks the gang

Goldie is also there! But she is an ex-partner of Scrooge from Klondike and now lives with them in the mansion? For some reason whoever they encounter ends up living with them

They live together and are practically married but they still won’t admit their feelings

In the Klondike days they danced a tango in a lava cave and she may have been or may have been not trying to mug him at the same time

BuT LeT tHe LaDY LeAD

and then she knocked him out with a shovel and disappeared from his life

Goldie has big dick energy

Goldie and Louie are the bad bitches squad built on their mutual love for exploitation

I stopped seeing Hewey and Dewey after some while so I guess that they were suffocated by Louie’s distinct personality

Scrooge is like 200+ years old but looks 80, I wanna know his secret

There’s an ancient god, Beak-Hercules, who falls in love with Donald because he finds his grumpiness and tiny physique adorable. He wants to keep him with him forever to worship at his altar but Donald gets away

Speaking of relationships WHERE IS DAISY? Is she ok? Is she dead?? Is this the reason why Doanld looks so sad all the time? Boy, I don’t trust this series! Give the boy back his fiancee!

Gyro is a hipster and probably a coffee addict but his fashion sense is cool

Magica is also there with a killer eyeshadow and shadow voodoo powers kinda like Dr Facilier from Princess and the Frog. She went a little bit too hard for that No 1 dime

There’s an edgy teenager who does black magic? WHERE DO ALL THESE KIDS COME FROM? Don’t they have parents? Duckburg social services better explain themselves

There are also characters named Launchpad and Drake (?), I know them from another series, they’re a pilot and vigilante respectively

They’re also husbants and have a daughter

But I have no idea how they ‘re related with the gang. I ‘ll take a guess and I’ll say Donald’s pals from the pub he once ended up to at 4am after a Duck Avenger mission

In the latest episodes Donald became a merman and the main guru of an underwater hippie gang

He ran away because his past life was to much but his family like the selfish beings they are go to fetch him because they don’t respect his voyage of self discovery

#I tried to entertain you with my ingorance #I also tried to be funny but I don't think it works #I'm thinking of watching it at some point #but his centaur scrooge haunts my dreams #duckverse #ducktales

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lordkilluazoldyck · 4 years

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Never Forget It

masterlist | guidelines

summary: you’re a complete badass and levi ensures you know that.

warnings: cursing, violence bc you’re fighting titans

author’s note: will all my writings be based on songs? probably.

song influence: daisy by ashnikko

levi

Being Captain Levi’s second wasn’t exactly a walk in the park. Especially when you figured he didn’t particularly like you personally. Your fairly arrogant and outgoing personality wasn’t easily fitting with his stoic demeanor.

“First Lieutenant, what the hell do we do now?” You heard the desperation in the scout’s voice as you watched three titans approach the rooftop where you stood your ground.

“Don’t worry about it, kid. I got it, stay here and tend to the wounded. Captain Levi will be here to get you soon.” You turned your head over your shoulder and winked to the worried scout before leaping forward, using your gear to your complete advantage.

There’s no way I can take down all three on my own but, the kid’s out of gas and I can’t risk his life. Rather him live and rest his faith in me at my own expense than try to form a better plan and have him die on my watch.

The scout wasn’t convinced, and leaped forth after you, blatantly defying orders. However, Levi yanked him back to the rooftop before he got close.

“C-Captain Levi!” He squealed.

“Don’t defy orders from your First Lieutenant, soldier. And you sure as hell better not defy orders from me. Stay here and lie low. I’ll be back.” Levi knew you had to be low on gas, but despite his anger with your rash effort to take on more than you can handle, he respected your last ditch effort in saving the younger scouts under your command.

He took out one of the smaller titans before reaching you on a rooftop. You had already eliminated one yourself, so only one more titan remained, the largest and an abnormal type.

The blood poured from a giant gash beginning on your forehead and ending on your cheek. You wiped it from your eye with the back of your hand.

“Captain Levi Ackerman, nice of you to join the party.” You half chuckled.

He rolled his eyes. “What the hell were you thinking, brat? You don’t have enough gas for this.”

You looked down at the bloody blades in your hands.

“Yeah well it was die willingly or die trying. I figured I’d be able to get at least one down for the rest of you.” You looked back up at Levi.

He turned to face the giant titan. “Yeah? You got a death wish?” He took a can of gas from his gear and tossed it to you. “I don’t think you’re strong enough to kill that titan with only one can of gas, Lieutenant. Would you rather die or prove me wrong?”

He left without another glance in your direction.

You grinned, ignoring the taste of the blood dripping down your face.

After returning to headquarters, you were taken immediately to a medic. She cleaned the gash and stitched it back together.

That’ll be a bitch of a scar.

Once released you entered the mess hall, desperate to find the scouts you left behind on the first rooftop. After finding them, you knew it was time to face your Captain.

You walked to the door of Levi’s office, and barged in immediately.

He looked up from his paperwork and rose an eyebrow. “Well, if it isn’t First Lieutenant Yn.”

You sat down in the chair across from his desk.

“You lied.” You challenged his stoic demeanor.

“No, I didn’t.” His bored voice rang in your ears.

“You told me you thought I couldn’t do it. And that was a lie.”

He huffed and pushed his chair back, standing up. You stood in response. He took a step towards you, cautiously.

“Your arrogance is a lie. You know your limits despite keeping up the facade that you’re unstoppable.” He challenged.

You looked away, remaining silent. He read you like a book.

“But yes, I lied. You wouldn’t be First Lieutenant if I thought you couldn’t handle it.” He stepped closer, forcing you back against the door. His arms encased you completely as he rested his hands on either side of you on the door. “I heard Erwin call his girl ‘princess,’” you rose your eyebrows in confusion.

What the hell is he talking about? Where is he going with this? Why is he so close? Oh God, I’m blushing.

“Fuck a princess, you’re a king. Never forget it.” His bored expression grew into a smirk.

You were speechless. He really thought I was that badass?

He pushed his weight off the door and turned back to his desk to resume his paperwork. You blinked a few times before nodding shyly and turning to leave.

This is so unlike me, I’m acting so shy! He’s such an ass for making me all flustered.

“Oh and Yn, the scar will look badass.”

You were a blushing mess walking back to the mess hall.

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bakusoftie · 5 years

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MARIO KART IS AVAILABLE ON THE APPSTORE NOW YAAAY So in honor of that how bout an hc bout all the class 1a kids playing Mario Kart together on the console?

I KNOW RIGHT IVE BEEN PLAYING IT ALL DAY INSTEA D OF DOING CLASS WORK AND I AM OBSESSED

Class 1-A

Uraraka will not play with any other character other than Princess Peach (fuck everyone else)

Bakugou gets AGGRESSIVE and he has exploded 12 controllers and Momo is about to beat his ass if she has to make another one

The biggest sore losers are: Denki, Sero, Mina- actually it’s just everyone from the Bakusquad. Bakugou is the king of being a sore loser like if he gets anything but 1st place, he is breaking the console and going to Nintendo’s headquarters to call the creator of the game ‘a lousy fucking moron’

Deku is surprisingly good at this game like he may not seem like it but he’s the best gamer boy of 1-A. He had a lonely childhood that he remedied with playing Mortal Kombat and pretending he was ripping Kacchan’s spine out.

Mineta isn’t allowed to play. Fuck him.

Mina and Hagakure argued over which princess is better- Daisy or Peach (trick question: best girl is Rosalina)

Kaminari says that he would let Bowser rim him and nobody ever lets him forget it.

Sero and Kirishima are in the background while other people play and will be everyone’s personal hype man or they’ll be like “OHHHHH!!!!” when Tokoyami destroys everyone and comes in first place.

It’s Todoroki first time playing Mario Kart so he keeps getting stuck on the side and he looks like a kicked puppy when he comes in last place so he decides he would prefer to watch UNTIL DEKU TEACHES HIM THE GAMER CULTURE. Then he is unstoppable.

Tokoyami would rather play Shadow The Hedgehog tbh

Shoji accidentally swallows a controller when he grabs it with the wrong dupli-arm.

Aizawa watches from a distance, drinking his badass black coffee as Iida cries after getting his ass kicked off of rainbow road by Oijiro

Road Rock Mountain is Kirishima’s favorite setting smh 🤦🏻‍♀️

Tsuyu loves Baby Mario so much like she full body uwus every time she sees him.

When everyone has cried, bled and had 3 mental breakdowns,,,,Jirou is just like “I told y’all we should’ve played Guitar Hero 😒”

Shinsou will come and use his quirk to take Deku’s place of #1 Gamer Boy. Everyone says it’s ‘cheating’ but they rather have him than that other purple-haired fucker.

Kaminari and Sero have Mario and Luigi onesies that they always wear to Mario Kart Night and you can try and roast them but the power of their bro-ness is too overpowering.

Bakugou loves playing as Donkey Kong and I don’t even have to explain this like-

HE’S A FURRY

no cap periodt pooh sksksksk

You might not expect this but Aoyama is the biggest rage-quitter. He is the equivalent of “So, no head?” But that’s whenever he doesn’t win @ the console. Fucking drama queen.

You know shit is about to go down when Momo puts her hair up in a ponytail, she about to go ham on everyone’s ass like you think she’s a preppy rich girl that has never seen a video game in her life? You’re fucking wrong, because she owns every fucking console ever made and has bought every game on Steam.

Koda gets too nervous when the game starts and goes slow because he doesn’t want to go over the speed limit :((

Iida is surprisingly terrible at MK like you think ,bc of the fact that he has a speed quirk and looks like Sonic The Hedgehog’s humansona, that he would be good at this game but he fucking sucks

Sato sits in the back, playing Cooking Mama on his Nintendo DS ( it’s rose gold and it’s MANLY)

You think Deku is an innocent little smol bean, right? FUCK NO HE WILL CUSS SO BAD THAT IT MAKES BAKUGOU SCARED. THIS SHITHEAD IS AGGRESSIVE AND M E A N.

Deku: “Shoji-san...CAN YOU MOVE YOUR FAT FUCKING ASS OUT OF THE WAY BEFORE I FUCK YOUR MOM AND CHANGE THE WIFI PASSWORD YOU OCTOPUS-LOOKING FUCKING BITCH”

R.I.P. Izuwu. He is too far gone to save from the depths of Mario Kart Hell.

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camillemontespan · 5 years

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can we talk about georgiana, the duchess of devonshire?

So, a few months ago, I asked my followers who would be interested in following a side blog about historical figures. I’m a huge history geek and I thought that if I started a blog about the people who interest me, I could add it to my CV and also just get back into my interests. Quite a few of you were down for it and I was so pleased!

I’m yet to make the side blog but I’m posting this as a test to see if you guys like it. If you do, I will make the side blog.

@jovialyouthmusic @fromthedeskofpaisleybleakmore @moonlightgem7 @walkerswhiskeygirl @rainbowsinthestorm @saivilo @pug-bitch @katedrakeohd @gardeningourmet @mskaneko

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Georgiana, the Duchess of Devonshire (1757-1806)

I love history for its people. I am not interested in battles or treaties; I am drawn to the people behind these events. I like discovering what made them tick, that drove their decisions and what impact their lives have had on future generations. If you ask me to date a certain event, I can’t do it, but I can give you a spoken biography of historical figures that interest me.

When I moved to Devon two years ago, I was nervous but also excited for one reason: I believed I would be able to visit Chatsworth House, the home of the Duchess of Devonshire. Imagine my irritation when I realised that Chatsworth is actually based in Derbyshire, which is hours away from Devon itself. My ideas of weekend jaunts to Chatsworth as I admired the architecure and strolled around the gardens were ruined by this realisation.

You may have heard of Georgiana, the Duchess of Devonshire. A film of her life starring Keira Knightley was released in 2008 which first brought her to my attention. Now, I’m not a Knightley fan - ‘I’m Keira Knightley, look at my jawww,’- because I find her quite wooden, however I was pleasantly surprised when I watched her performance. She brought a human element to this historical figure who was known for her fashion sense, crippling debt and controversial marriage arrangement.

Georgiana is also the ancestor of Princess Diana. Many people compare their tragic stories and can see a mirror image. Married to man they didn’t really love, later forced to watch their husbands fall in love with another woman and say nothing, all the while maintaining dignity and poise on the world stage.

So, without further ado, let me introduce you to Georgiana.

If Georgiana was your friend, she would be the one who would come over with a bottle of wine, over which you would put the world to rights and drunkenly proclaim, ‘I love you sooooo much!’ to each other, before deciding to have a spontaneous night out where you dance on the bar and pound shots. She would visit you the next day – you would be horrifically hungover, she would be fresh as a daisy.

Georgiana, the Duchess of Devonshire, was known for her charismatic and bubbly personality; her ability to make any outfit look beautiful (4 foot long peacock feather in her hair springs to mind) which made women everywhere try to emulate her - she literally set trends. She was also known for her passion for politics and her private life.

On the surface, she had it all. But in reality, she didn’t. Underneath this larger than life facade was a tragic figure.

For one thing, Georgiana was addicted to gambling and racked up an eye watering debt. She borrowed money from her friends but never repaid them. Her mother warned her to be careful but to no avail. Her mother also had a gambling problem and wasted money while playing faro. She didn’t want her daughter to continue her mistakes. Georgiana hid her debts from her husband for as long as she could, but eventually she had to tell the Duke, who paid off her debts and never mentioned it again.

She had been expecting to get a bollocking but he stayed silent. To be honest, this made it worse. It’s like being told by your mum that she’s ‘disappointed’ in you, when you’d prefer her to shout at you for a few minutes and then forgive you. She struggled with gambling for years.

Second, and most importantly, her marriage was an unspoken controversy. This is the thing that makes Georgiana an incredible character to study. I read her story and I just couldn’t work it out in my head - why would you put up with this? But then, you have to remember that divorce wasn’t an option for women in those days. Women were property. They were commodities. Leaving a marriage because your husband preferred another woman was not an option.

It was the worst kept secret in society. Everyone knew that her best friend, Elizabeth ‘Bess’ Foster, lived with them and that Bess was her husband’s mistress. Georgiana had asked for Bess to live with them after she discovered that Bess’ sons had been taken away from her and she was living in awful circumstances. Georgiana was too good, too kind – and Bess took advantage. Trust me, Bess is the villain in this story, no matter how often she tried to set her story straight. Diary accounts from Georgiana’s friends show that nobody trusted her. They could see her for what she was -a schemer, a leech. But Georgiana couldn’t.

Bess stayed at Chatsworth and conducted a secret affair with her husband, which soon became public knowledge. Did Georgiana say anything? No. She let it carry on under her roof, without saying a word. In the film, she stands up for herself which is how it should have played out. But according to Amanda Foreman, the historian and writer of the book, this didn’t happen. Georgiana kept silent.

Although I wish I could shake her and tell her she deserves so much better, in a way I feel she shows a huge strength of character to put up with that. She continued her daily routine with dignity and carried on being a queen.

Now, this is when things get interesting and draws in another historical figure who I feel isn’t really known? At least, I didn’t know him, all I knew was that there are tea bags named after him.

The rumour is that she later fell in love with Charles Grey, a Whig politician (later Prime Minister - I KNOW RIGHT? YOU GO GEORGIANA!) who had dreams of a bright, new world where all men had the vote. They were like minded and they could talk about these dreams together. I adore how political Georgiana was and that she spoke publicly about her political associations in a time when women were expected to stay at home and mind their business. She actually brought about the trend of canvassing, where you go out into the streets and campaign for a party. Having Georgiana on side meant the Whigs became popular quickly - if anything, she became their figurehead. Anyway, I digress, but let me just say that she has so much depth. She is genuinely interesting.

Right, Charles Grey.

They had an affair and she became pregnant with his child. In short, she asked the Duke if she could leave him and be with Grey. After all, he was fucking her best friend and not giving a shit about her feelings. But, of course, the Duke refused. Hypocrite, yes. But the time period was different and he couldn’t risk the humiliation of being deserted by his wife – nor could she. Women who left their families were ravaged by society. She gave birth to Grey’s daughter, Eliza, in secret and the baby was raised by his family as Grey’s niece. Again, that is a testament to her character. I’m sure many women would have felt broken after that. But she wasn’t – she visited Eliza frequently (who, when she grew up, named her daughter Georgiana after her mother. I think she knew by then) and she continued to partake in social engagements.

What I love about her, aside from her strength, is how she challenges the stereotype of women of that time. In fact, she was way beyond her time. She was the one who started the trend for getting outside in the streets and campaigning for the Whigs. She was a WOMAN who was out in the streets campaigning, despite not even having a vote or even thinking her gender would one day have one, and she was so much more than just fashion and money. She was an intelligent badass who cared about how the country was run. She didn’t let gender stereotypes and restrictions hold her back. I love how no matter how shit her home life was, she didn’t let that bring her down. If anything, politics was her escape. It was where she could feel valued. She made friends with the Whigs, such as Charles Fox, and they wanted to hear her opinion. They needed her on their side because her opinion mattered. She mattered.

She was ahead of her time. She had a hard home life but she carried on, trying to make a difference and prove her worth. Georgiana is my home girl and I will stand up for her because no one else did.

I know this wasn’t a coherent piece. It was all over the place, right? But that’s what history does to me. I get excited. If I’m talking to you about Georgina, my hands will be all over the place and my voice will be rising in volume because I get so passionate about the subject. I wrote essays at uni for my history degree and they were so proper, just the way university dictates you write. All I wanted to write was ‘read how amazing this person is! Give me an A for enthusiasm!’ I once got a lower mark for an essay because I made the mistake of being too enthusiastic, writing a really in-depth profile on the historical figure, but forgot to answer the question… My tutor said he could tell I really enjoyed writing it but I didn’t actually fulfill the point of the essay. It wasn’t a harsh criticism - he was happy I enjoyed writing it but obviously, couldn’t grade me a high mark.

But that’s how I approach history. I could sit here and try to write something proper but I think that is one reason why history is often a disliked subject. It CAN be boring if taught badly.

I remember my history teacher in high school, Mr Pia, who was the best teacher I’ve ever had. He scared all the young students because he was so serious and never smiled and I tell you, I was scared when I found out he would be teaching me when I was in my final year. But, when I joined his class, he surprised us in a lesson about Austria. He played Mozart and said, ‘I thought I would try to evoke the right atmosphere!’

I fell in love with his teaching then and there.

THAT is what makes history a good subject. You need someone passionate, who looks at it differently. That’s how I would like to approach it. It may not be for some people but it works for me.

If Georgiana has peaked your interest, you can read the biography by Amanda Foreman which is incredible. I couldn’t put it down. Even give the film a go - Ralph Fiennes plays the Duke and Dominic Cooper (babe) is Charles Grey. It’s on Netflix. Spend your Sunday watching it. It’s a great adaptation.

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sphinxsmuses-archived · 4 years

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greek god aesthetic

Using Princess Colette!

Aphrodite

laughter-loving. sweet smiles. dressed in silk and satin. flower in their hair. sees the world as a runway. unapologetically sexual. the sea washing their ankles. in love with love. stirrer of passion. cunning concealed by painted lips. secret daggers. doves. revolution in their kiss. delighting in the waves. flirtatious winks. strolling along the beach. staring wistfully from a balcony. this is how to be a heartbreaker. wants to be adored. gets turned on by danger.

Apollo

glitz and glamour. art galleries. turning the volume up. being made of gold. neatly organized music sheets. notebooks filled with poetry. bathing in the sunlight. the powerful urge to create. collecting vinyl records. beautiful cover of wonderwall. playing multiple instruments. tasting like sunshine. healing touch. speaking in prophecies. smile mingled with wrath. shunning lies. sporting shades. hanging out at music festivals with their friends. sleeps naked. arrow to the heart. paintbrushes. probably has a tinder account.

Ares

armed for battle. wants to raise a dog with their significant other. soft spot for children. gives piggyback rides. scarred body. blood on their hands and face. willing to fight the world for the ones they love. fights against injustice. warm hugs. well worn combat boots. boxing gloves. bandages wrapped around bruised knuckles. fist raised in protest. ignites revolutions. fear is a prison. more sensitive than what their tough shell would have you think. exhausted. damaged goods. force to be reckoned with. red roses. curses under their breath.

Athena

discerning gaze. unreadable face. quiet museums. owl perched on their finger. armor that intimidates. eye for architecture. plays the sims for the sole purpose of building houses. studied the blade while everyone else was busy getting laid. big fan of logic. loves brain teasers. ancient buildings. sweaters in neutrals and cool colours. hair done up. can kill you with their brain. heads to the library often to research. sharpened pencils. abs that can cut steel. stoic statues. pottery classes.

Demeter

soil-covered hands. smile that can bloom flowers. skin loved by the sun. being the mom friend. can lift you and your friends. flowers kept in the pockets of overalls. takes pride in their beautiful garden. speaks to their plants. leaves rustling in the wind. stalks of wheat. picking fruit. greenhouses. heart as strong as a mountain. values simplicity. daisies dotted across a collarbone. curls crowned with flowers. folded pile of sweaters in warm hues. pulling out fresh-baked bread out of the oven and the smell wafting through the air.

Artemis

keen sense of a hunter. freckles like constellations on their skin. piercing eyes. disheveled braid. moonlight peeking through the shadows. the calm of the forest at night. lying on the grass and staring at the stars. mother doe and her fawn. protecting their kin. the moon shimmering on a still lake. quiver full of arrows resting against the bark of a tree. running with wolves. bonding while circled around a campfire. not being much of a people person. arrow hitting a target. popping egos. patience on 3%. touches heaven and returns howling.

Hephaestus

the calloused hands of someone who knows labor. sweaty brow. flame burning in their eyes. inventive mind. broad shoulders. steampunk goggles. nuts and bolts stored away in little boxes. ashes. striking a match. blueprints for future projects. fixing up a busted-up car and giving it cool upgrades. wrestles with bitterness. work boots have seen better years. wrinkled plaid shirts. iron melted in blazing fire. huge jackets. crafting masterpieces. greased stained overalls. fascination with robotics. pain is fuel. stack of weaponry. even their muscles have muscles.

Hera

resting bitch face. dressed to the nines. cows grazing on a pasture. cool rain. loving and hating fiercely. hand clutching a string of pearls. large chandelier with glittering crystals. plays the sims for the sole purpose of killing off their sims. romance to realism. pictures of the sky while flying on a plane. files that under fuck it. downs glasses of wine as they relax with a scented bubble bath and netflix. like their selfie or you’re grounded. knows 57 convenient ways to murder a man. dark eyes that penetrate your soul. marble and gold.

Dionysus

drunk shitposter. on their sixth glass of wine before you’ve even finished your second. seductive smirks. untamed curls. rich fabrics on dark skin. sleek furred panthers. theatre masks. stage productions. receiving a standing ovation. rose caught between their teeth. being the baby of the bunch. wild parties that last from sundown to sunup. creeping vines. inspiring loyalty. grand opera houses. masquerade balls. rolls of film. shattered chandeliers with broken glass scattered across the wine spilled floor. pouring champagne into flutes. lives for the applause.

Hermes

devil-may-care smile. always up-to-date on the latest technology. will steal your french fries. does it for the vine. shitposter. puts googly eyes on everything. meme hoarder. long drives on the highway. ma and pop diners. spontaneous road trips. folded maps. fingers dancing across the keyboard of a laptop. shooting hoops on the basketball court. chatting up strangers as you all journey to your own destinations. goes jogging in the morning. mixes redbull with coffee. menace on april fool’s. hoodies and sneakers.

Hades

walking home alone in the early morning. back alleys. drinking alone in a graveyard. crippling loneliness hidden by sarcasm and cynicism. crows picking a carcass. untended dead flowers. the black sheep of the family. black coffee. money can’t buy you happiness. murder mystery dinner parties. blood on your shirt collar. dust illuminated by sunlight. classical music. dogs are better than people. a quiet wrath. shady business deals. taking what you are owed. paint it black. seasonal affective disorder. popping the suit collar. grey rain on a cityscape.

Poseidon

storm with skin. colorful coral reefs. waves crashing against the shore. stroking the soft fur of a cat. their heart pounding as their horse’s gentle trot speeds into a gallop. tousled locks. clothes smeared with paint. owns several sketchbooks yet always yearns to own more. leather jackets. fondness for diy projects. handwriting that flows across the page. nimble fingers playing the strings of a violin. velvety singing voice that haunts your dreams. mood as ever-changing as the sea. the roar of a motorcycle. compass with a spinning arrow.

Zeus

thunder in their heart. running on coffee. flash of lightning. unnatural charisma. eloquence. badass in a nice suit. aficionado of history. force of nature. lennyface. nightmare-filled nights. proud arm around their lover’s waist. high - rise buildings. planes soaring through a cloudless sky. technician on the piano. maintains order. strong handshake. juggling multiple events on their busy schedule with ease. expensive watch.

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silly-inky · 1 year

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My princess Daisy headcanon's

(the first time I posted this, it was accidental and on private, it wouldn't let me edit it so I had to remake it in soerate parts for your ease) anyways..

༺Daisy༻🌅

So Daisy is the shortest out of all of them canonically (which I normally keep in mind) Daisy being 5’11, Peach being 6’0 and Rosalina coming in a giant 7’3. She doesn’t mind being the shortest one, she is often taller than most of the other people in her life anyways.

But when she’s at royal gatherings or meetings, she always wears shoes that make her even taller, so that she’s at least the same height as Peach, since they all wear heals anyways. It’s a bit annoying at times, so she always has a pair of slip ons hidden away just in case.

Daisy isn’t a dumb person, she is actually very intelligent when she wants to be, but her act first, think later attitude sometimes gets in the way of that. She is really interested in paleontology, history and cartography. Which means she travels a lot, this also gives her chances to build relationships with other kingdoms, and pick up some pretty awesome gifts for her friends.

Because of all this travelling she gets most of her royal duties out of the way so, she always finds herself with a lot of free time to enjoy other activities like sports, hanging out with her friends or her girlfriend Rosalina, or simply enjoying the sun.

Daisy’s Parents are still alive and ruling, she has a particularly close relationship with her father, he isn’t seen much outside of his own kingdom anymore so he loves that Daisy is able to not only travel for him, but enjoy herself while doing so. I imagine that he was always busy, so he didn’t get to spend much personal time with her when she was younger, which he deeply regrets, but she’s always been a strong determined person, he thinks she gets it from her mother, so it didn’t effect her too badly, but he still wishes he was more present while she was younger, he missed out on so much and he can never get those Years back. Because of that Daisy always takes pictures on her adventures and events she goes to, just so her dad can still experience her memories with her.

He try’s to spend more time with her now, as they have more time to, which she never turns down. In fact they’ve found that they both enjoy racing, so on a rare full day off, they will go on the dunes with buggy’s and see which one can drive faster.

This gives the Queen serious anxiety, so they have to at least wear helmets and crash gear, she’s all for having fun but watching her husband and daughter topple around a few times in their buggies like that? Yeah.. I don’t blame her.

She loves Rosalina to bits, so whenever she comes to visit, she clears her schedule so she can spend the most time with them as physically possible. When she first tried asking her out, Luigi was hyping her up, giving her tips and advice, so when he heard Rosalina said yes to a date, he ran up to Daisy and spun her around in hug!

He was so happy for them, and Daisy who was as equally excited, almost crushed the poor man in a massive squeeze/ Bear hug. She was still nervous that she would mess something up though on her date, so Luigi and Peach helped out with everything, from the location, to the outfit and the gift. In the end they enjoyed themselves, that’s all that matters.

When she told her father about the date she went on, he couldn’t help but feel a great big smile make its way onto his face, he was even happier to learn he and his daughter had the same taste in women. Tall. He being a generous 5’5, while his wife, Daisy’s mother, was 6’3.

When Daisy's father first met Rosalina, he could see the love in his daughters eyes, and how she smiled around Rosalin. He knew she must have truly been something to be able to win over his daughters heart like that.

Daisy had a bit of a hard time coming out as Bi, she wasn’t worried about her dad, he would actually be somewhat relieved he wouldn't have to worry about Boy troubles (he kind of mistook what Bi meant, he thought she was a full on Lesbian). It was her mother however she was worried about. So when she finally did, she got a less than pleasing reaction, the Queen wasn’t exactly thrilled at first, she didn’t talk to Daisy for 2 days. Which broke the King, he begged her to please say something to Daisy, he knew how much this hurt her. As strong as Daisy was, her parents opinions still mattered to her.

So when she did finally start taking to Daisy again, she came at it with a fresh pair of eyes, she has since warmed up to the idea, largely due to the help from her husband. But what finally did it for her was seeing how her daughter and Rosalina interacted, how.. happy she was.

She had never seen her daughter smile so genuinely like that, it wasn’t out of charisma, or her general cheeriness, it was out of her pure, unrivalled love she got from simply looking at Rosalina.

She turned to her husband and with a knowing look, and approached the two women, putting her hand on her daughters shoulder, she said 4 simple words, but that’s all that Daisy needed. “I like this one”.

Daisy broke down and couldn’t stop hugging her mother, she was just so happy that her mother approved. Afterwards the Queen took Rosalina’s hands in her own, looked into her eyes, simply nodded, and left, she is a women a few words after all.

Luigi and Daisy are best friends, they did date for a bit back In the earlier days, but found that they preferred to keep it a friendship. Luigi is Daisy’s favourite person in the whole world, they talk every day wether on the phone or in person, they partner up at as many events as possible, and just work very well together.

Daisy loves to work out and train, so she will always do it with Luigi, he is not a weak person but he always compares himself to others which isn’t the best habit to have. She will always be analysing new love interests of Luigi’s and will silently analyse them to see if they would be good for him or not, she never gets in the way unless necessary, as it is Luigi’s choice in the matter who would and wouldn’t be.

She will help them out though if she likes them, so like little hints on what he likes, or how to approach him, that sort of stuff. They will talk about anything and everything, they know almost everything about the other, it’s safe to say that they would trust the other with their life.

Her and Mario get along fine, altough they don't hang out as much as they would with some of their other friends, they don't hate each other's company. They have a similar sense of humour sow whenever they are together they are always cracking jokes.

They are also the support team for Luigi, Rosalina, Peach and whoever needs their charaisma and cheers. They are very competitive in sports so they will always make it their primary mission to see who gets closer to winning between the two. When one of them gets kicked out and sees the other is still in the game kicking ass they will cheer for the other.

Her and Peach have been the best of friends since childhood, and even now they are sisters-in-arms. Daisy always insists on helping out when Peach is kidnapped, she knows Mario and Luigi can handle it, but she wants to be their to help and comfort her friend at the very least, and may or may not wants to punch Bowser in the balls repeatedly.

She doesn’t hate Bowser but desperately wants to drag him too a good therapist, she does admit that she has a small soft spot for his gremlin kids, they remind her of herself when she was that age. She wouldn't admit it but she is especially close with Lemmy and Roy, she loves them to death.

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Princess Peach coming soon...

#super mario #mario bros #princess daisy #princess daisy nintendo #trans headcanon #princess daisy is a badass bitch #daisylina

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killian-whump · 6 years

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Non-OUAT Whumpers

Most of the whump collected on this blog takes place on the show Once Upon a Time. The Whumpers responsible for these incidents are collected on this blog’s Official Whumpers Page for your amusement.

However, this blog also collects whump from Colin’s other work, as well as humorous “bestings” from real life when appropriate. Those “whumpers” will be collected on this post, also for your amusement ;)

Incidentally, while the Official Whumpers List is listed by character names, this list is organized by the name of the actor/actress playing the role. There’s no reason for this, other than it amuses me.

Amy Huberman Irish actress. Played Conor’s friend Daisy in The Clinic. Entirely angsty bestings here, as Daisy is the cause of a lot of Conor’s emotional upheavals throughout his time on the show.

Anthony Hopkins Academy Award winning actor. Played Father Lucas in The Rite. All kinds of whump here. Father Lucas brings about angst, delivers lectures, manhandles him, attempts to possess, and even throws Michael Kovak across the room.

Antonia Campbell-Hughes Irish actress. Played Shelley in Storage 24. Shelley doesn’t really do much to Mark throughout this film, but near the end, after everything he’s done to his friends... she gives him a sound slap.

Bad Fashion Choices Let’s be real, it’s mostly just that fucking shirt. This one also has a lot of Killian Jones bestings, as there was the diving suit, the white tuxedo, the Dark One robe that offended him, that hair bow, and various other questionable fashions in that show. There’s also some lovely fandom contributions of Killian/Colin being bested with bad fashion. And, of course, plenty of that buzz cut and that fucking shirt.

Bathroom Fixtures Seen in every bathroom in every home around the world. Usually, bathroom fixtures are useful. Sometimes, not so much.

Bel Powley English actress. Played Carrie Pilby in the movie of the same name. Carrie doesn’t really whump Professor Harrison, but near the end of the film, she does bring her father over to his house - and the two of them invade his home, her father punches him in the face, and Carrie mocks him.

Berserkers A crazy band of murderers found in What Still Remains. The Berserkers are at war with Peter’s commune in the film, and near the end of it, they attack and annihilate the commune entirely, burning it to the ground.

Bikers Random ruffians found in 2004′s Love Is the Drug. LITD’s Peter goes up against some badass biker dudes to defend the guy his sister’s with. It doesn’t go well, and he gets punched in the face. As usual.

Camera Angles Found in everything, everywhere. Stupid cameras. Let’s be real, though. It’s mostly just me bitching about leaves.

Cats Adorable furry creatures. Showed up en masse in The Rite. “Make sure they don’t come in,” Lucas said. Spoiler: They all got in.

Chris Carmack American actor. Played Nora’s boyfriend David in The Dust Storm. Near the end of the film, David confronts Nora and Brennan in a bar and punches Brennan in the face, resulting in a pretty big bruise.

Chris Ellis American actor. Played Harvey in What Still Remains. Harvey seems, at first, to be a harmless old man cooking over a campfire in the middle of the day. Unfortunately, his innocent demeanor lures Anna right in - and once she and Peter are close enough, they’re ambushed.

Colin O’Donoghue I think we all know who this guy is. This tag’s not for him getting bested... it’s for when HE bests US.

Cops Police officers. Seen in many films and TV shows. This tag includes some Once Upon a Time whump, but also has Conor Elliott’s arrest in The Clinic.

Demons Evil otherworldly beings. Most famously found in The Rite. This tag covers the demonic goings-on in The Rite, as well as some fandom bestings of Killian Jones being possessed or haunted.

Dorothy Cotter Irish actress. Played Laura in the short film, The Euthanizer. Laura is Ben’s beloved girlfriend, who has left him for unstated reasons. Ben is completely heartbroken by the loss, and turns to suicide.

Feels Seen: Everywhere, in everything. This tag encompasses all those moments when Colin’s character is overcome by emotion - including when that character is Killian Jones.

Finbar Lynch Irish actor. Played Terry in 2005′s Proof 2. The moment is very brief, but Terry does a wonderful job of grabbing Jamie by the lapels and manhandling him.

Frogs More animals, spotted in 2011′s The Rite, besting Michael Kovak. You’ve gotta be fucking kidding him.

Gary Lydon British actor. Played Dr. Patrick Murray on The Clinic. Patrick Murray was Conor Elliott’s therapist, and his poor handling of Conor (and Conor’s condition) contributed to the emotional breakdown that led to Conor setting himself on fire.

Gabriel Byrne Well-known Irish actor. Played Carrie’s father in Carrie Pilby. Carrie’s father invades Professor Harrison’s home and eventually punches him right in the face. In an interview about the film, Colin said, “Who doesn’t want to be punched in the face by Gabriel Byrne?” Indeed.

Giant Alien Monsters Giant. Alien. Monstrous. Starred in 2011′s Storage 24. One thing you can say about these things... they have good taste.

Jeff Kober American actor. Played Zack in What Still Remains. Zack doesn’t whump Peter at all within the film, but as the main driving force behind Peter’s warped world view and the man who orchestrated the abusive environment Peter grew up in, he is instrumental in the trauma that made Peter into the mal-adjusted psycho he undoubtedly is.

Jennifer Morrison American actress. Played Emma Swan in Once Upon a Time. She and Colin like to tease each other at conventions. “By teasing each other, we mean that Jen teases me, is what happens.” We got you, Col.

Josh Dallas American actor. Played Prince Charming in Once Upon a Time. O’Dallas is love. O’Dallas is life.

Keith McErlean Irish actor. Played Dr. Adam in Season 5 of The Clinic. Dr. Adam was Daisy’s boyfriend in Season 5. Conor and Dr. Adam didn’t get along very well, causing much angst... and eventually a blow-up that resulted in some physical aggression.

Kristen Gutoskie Canadian actress. Played Nora in 2016′s The Dust Storm. Brennan’s feelings for Nora (and Nora’s rather unhealthy ways of dealing with her own emotions) cause a lot of conflict and angst throughout the film. She also inflicts physical harm on Brennan near the end of the film, when she burns his arm with a cigarette.

Lana Parrilla American actress. Played Regina Mills in Once Upon a Time. Only adorable bestings need apply <3

Lee Arenberg’s Acting Choices American actor. Played Grumpy in Once Upon a Time. What was he even doing, tho? And why? And what?

Lesley Conroy Irish actress. Played Mandy in the 2003 short film, Call Girl. Mandy comes to Brendan’s house, she makes him nervous, they have sex, she argues with him, she pushes him... umm, yadda yadda yadda?

Lulu Antariksa American actress. Played Anna in What Still Remains. Anna spends more of this film getting whumped by Peter than whumping him, to be honest, but when she does get her whump in... it’s the fatal kind.

Marta Gastini Italian actress. Played Rosaria in 2011′s The Rite. Rosaria is a young woman who is possessed by a demon. Her behavior during a routine exorcism unnerves Michael in the beginning, but eventually escalates to an all-out physical attack where she tries to strangle him.

Mimi Rogers American actress. Played Judith in What Still Remains. Aside from a few awkward hugs and exchanges in the film, Judith doesn’t actually whump Peter on screen. So why is she here? The film hints at long-term sexual and emotional abuse that Peter suffered at the hands of Judith and her husband Zack - abuse that surely shaped Peter into the psycho he is, and a dynamic that adds depth to those awkward encounters.

Noel Clarke British actor. Played Charlie in Storage 24. Charlie is Mark’s best friend when the film begins, though he’s arguably less so as the film progresses and Charlie finds out Mark’s been sleeping with his girl and is the reason said girl broke up with him. There’s an accidental nut-crunch in the beginning, a fight when the betrayal is discovered, and a punch right in the kisser later on.

Others Everyone and Anyone NOT listed here or on the Once Whumpers list. That means everyone. Even you, if you play your cards right.

Pay Phones Apparently, they still had them in Ireland in 2009. In The Euthanizer, Ben has a bit of trouble with one of these.

Robert Carlyle Scottish actor. Played Rumplestiltskin in Once Upon a Time. Full honesty - this is mostly just endless references to that blooper.

Rose Reynolds English actress. Played Alice Jones on Once Upon a Time. Rose and Colin are amazing together <3 Their bestings are the best!

Rutger Hauer Dutch actor. Played Michael Kovak’s father, Istvan, in The Rite. There’s not really much besting shown in the film, but the man made his son Michael help embalm his own mother. If that’s not a fucking besting, I really don’t know what would be.

Sarah Bolger Irish actress. Played Princess Mary in The Tudors. You likely recognize this actress’s name from her role in Once Upon a Time as Princess Aurora, but what lands her on this list is her role as Mary in The Tudors - where she allegedly steps on Duke Phillip’s foot.

The Crew Assorted crew members of assorted projects, including OUAT. ...because everyone likes to tease Colin. It’s an international pastime!

Tobias Jelinek American actor. Played Phillip in What Still Remains. The dystopian world of this film lends itself well to random whumpings from complete strangers. Phillip is one of two men who Anna and Peter run into on their journey who attempt to rob them.

Tommy O’Neill Irish actor. Played the Euthanizer in the short film of the same name. The Euthanizer is originally hired by Ben to help him hang himself... but when Ben changes his mind and decides to live, things turn even whumpier!

This list was last updated on February 5, 2019.

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miss-wanderlustwriter · 6 years

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The Pretty Boy & The Princess (Part 2)

Billy Hargrove x Reader

@kaitlinlexiexx 😘

Part 1 here 💕

Warnings: Fluff. Slight mentions of smut.

A/N: Loved writing this. It was nice having Billy a bit more grown up and mature. Hope you guys like it and please let me know what you think!

She was sat next to Daisy only two nights later in The Lampshade, gin in hand and head in the clouds. The bass beat and hum of chatter filled her ears but she could barely hear it. She hadn’t been able to shake Billy from her mind for the last 48 hours, it was like he’d consumed her. He’d gotten under her skin with that damn nickname and she couldn’t stop imagining the way his fingers explored her body, his touch still burned across her skin. She sighed as she remembered the filthy things he whispered in her ear when she was so far gone she could barely focus on anything but his voice.

“Hellooo earth to Y/N?!” Daisy was waving her hand in front of her face causing Y/N to recoil from the shock.

“Oh shit sorry, miles away.” Hoping Daisy couldn’t see the slight colour rising to her cheeks.

“Yeah I noticed. You didn’t hear anything I just said did you?” Raising an eyebrow at her friends ignorance.

“Yeah something about your ex texting you? Which one, dickhead number one or two?” A nervous laugh escaped her lips as she pretended she’d heard everything.

“Like two conversations ago lovely. Nice try though.” Daisy squeezed her shoulder, her affectionate squeeze, saved only for Y/N. “What’s going on sweets?”

She took a deep breath, placed her drink on the table and stared down at her fiddling fingers, “It’s that guy.”

“The guy you told me about from the other night?” Daisy encouraged.

“Yeah. Like, I mean, he... Arrghh.” She threw her head backwards then desperately looked over at Daisy. “Help me.”

“Stop giving me that pouty face.” She smiled. “I know you said he was good but if he’s made this impression hun he must of done something right?”

“Jesus Christ Daisy, he was incredible, I get goosebumps just thinking about it.” She started shaking her head to herself. “Oh god, I feel like a stupid school girl with a crush.”

Daisy’s eyebrows raised at her friend’s words, she’d never seen her like this over a guy, Y/N didn’t get crushes never mind admit them.

“Look Y/N, it’s not a crime to like a boy, Jesus I’ve had my fair share. If he’s a decent guy and the sex is great then no worries. Maybe it’s time you see what happens the morning after rather than skipping out before he wakes up.” Daisy executed her words carefully, knowing that Y/N hadn’t known any other way since high school.

“Thanks babe. It’s fine though, maybe I’ll never see him again, problem solved right.” She said it but her voice increased in pitch towards the end proving that she didn’t even want to believe that herself.

As if summoned, Daisy spied a hottie strutting through the spot like he owned it, he was demanding attention without even trying. This had to be Y/N’s guy.

“Erm, babe?” She started.

“Hm?” Y/N brought her gaze from her daydream to Daisy.

“Is that your fancyman by any chance?” She pointed towards the bar where Ali had just taken his order.

Her head whipped around to see Billy looking just as stunning as he had two nights ago. “For fucks sake!” She more said to her own increasing heart rate.

She couldn’t tear her eyes away from how his blond curls sat a mess on the top of his head, or from his arse in those jeans (was he trying to give her a heart attack). All too soon he was turning around and before she could feign ignorance to his arrival, his eyes scanned the room and locked with hers.

That smile was unmistakable, and she felt the heat rising in her cheeks making her break the stare, flustered, “Shit shit shit.”

“Oh honey he’s making his way over. I give you props though girl, he is fine!” Daisy laughed at the look of horror on her face as she kept her back to the direction Billy was currently walking in.

She took a deep breath, told herself she could do this, he’s just another guy; it doesn’t matter how good his lips felt on her neck and breasts, how he made her toes curl involuntary into the mattress and fingernails grab onto any part of him she could as her world fell apart...

“Scooch up Princess.” His gravelly voice appeared behind her and she only half reluctantly moved closer to Daisy in their circular booth.

He sat within an inch of her, not quite brushing knees but allowing the electricity to fill that gap instead.

“I don’t believe we’ve had the pleasure of meeting, I’m Billy.” He reach over to shake Daisy’s hand, which she all to happily lapped up.

“Oh believe me, I’ve heard all about you.” She winked as she accepted his hand across Y/N, who’s eyes widened at her silently trying to shut her up.

“Really?" His eyebrows raised in Y/N's direction, "All good things I hope.” Billy’s arrogance shining through.

"Don't bet on it pretty boy." She found her confidence to rival his pride.

“Y/N.” He smiled, holding his hand towards her.

“Billy.” She forced a smile his way and took his hand. He held on for a second longer, running his thumb across her knuckles as he delayed letting go.

"So, Billy, what brings you to San Diego?" If there's one thing Y/N could count on Daisy for, it was her skill as a social butterfly and at this moment Y/N had never been more grateful for it.

"Well I'm actually originally from here but I've been away for a while. You know the story, parents want to move away and you're only 17 so technically have to go with them." He rolled his eyes as he casually explained and sipped his whiskey, "California is my home, so as soon as I turned 18 and graduated I packed up my car and left Indiana. I've been on the road since and only just settled back here about a month ago."

Y/N found her heartbeat steadily returning to normal as she listened to him talk about his life. There was something about the husk in his voice that calmed her.

"But what about the family you've left? Do you still speak to them?" Y/N asked without thinking, and noticed a dark shadow pass over his eyes as his head dipped slightly and he let out a sigh. "Shit sorry. You don't have to answer that if you don't want, I don't know why I asked." She trailed off under his gaze, cursing herself.

The sparkle in his eyes returned as he noticed the blush creep across her cheeks.

"It's okay Princess, not my Dad and step Mom no, they were both dicks. But I still check in with my step sister, make sure she's doing okay."

"Ohh you're a secret sweetheart under all the badass denim and leather aren't you!" Daisy winked at him again under the glare of Y/N.

He let out a low chuckle shaking his head, "I'm not sure about that. But what about you Princess, what's your story?" And his gaze returned to Y/N as he subtly placed his hand on her thigh. She wasn't going to lie it felt good as he slowly caressed his thumb across her knee. It was sending shivers down her spine and heat to her core, her breath faltered right before she started talking and Billy loved the way he could affect her so easily.

"Similar I guess. I didn't get along with my parents, I wanted to live in California, they didn't. So I moved from Seattle down the coast when I graduated. I met Daisy when I got a job in the same admin office and we've been inseparable since." She threw a bright smile over at her best friend who returned her own.

"Damn right. However not so inseparable now hun, I spy that hottie from the other night. So I'll love you leave you. Catch you later babe." Daisy leaned over to kiss her stunned cheek and then nodded at Billy, who she could have sworn winked back. Y/N scanned the bar as Daisy left them and couldn't see any sign of the tall blond surfer that Daisy hooked up with. That bitch she laughed to herself.

"Something funny?" Billy questioned, his grip on her leg briefly tightened, the hint of a smirk playing on his lips.

She glanced from them to his eyes and shook her head, "No. I want you to tell me about your road trip after you left high school." She placed her hand over his, copying the movements of his thumb with her own across his knuckles and tracing the shape of his rings with her fingertips.

Brown eyes locked with blue ones and Billy scooted closer so their legs banged together and he cupped her face with his free hand to bring her lips to his. She couldn't even deny it, she knew she would never deny him.

His kiss was different this time, there was no urgency, it was calm and calculated and gentle. His lips were surprisingly soft and she loved the contrast of his stubble scratching her chin as his tongue playfully danced across her bottom lip.

He broke away not being able to hide his smile any longer, especially when he saw her flushed cheeks and heard her uneven breaths. His hand was now gripped in hers and she noticed he still couldn't wipe the smile off his face as he started to describe the places he'd been and everything he'd seen in the last five years between Indiana and California; as though he hadn't just taken her breath away.

He'd picked up jobs where he could as he went along, saving like a trooper and only spending his money on food, gas and the odd motel room. So by the time he arrived back in San Diego he had work experience and enough money to buy his little apartment. He'd also bagged himself a permanent job at the garage just down the road, as he found out on his travels that he was a pretty good mechanic.

Y/N was impressed. She became so lost in him she didn't even realise the hours passing as they talked and laughed. She did however notice that he wouldn't talk much about before he left Indiana, or his family, but she guessed that was a harder story for him to tell.

Billy was mesmerised by her, she paid full attention to him and he found himself animated as he relived his adventure. He was making her laugh and couldn't help but stare as the corners of her mouth curved upwards, causing her nose to scrunch up and the most adorable dimples to appear on her cheeks.

He was initially drawn to her sexy bad girl attitude, but felt himself being captured by her sweet charm and the way he could break through the tough act to make her blush.

"Okay Princess, your turn." He had just returned from the bar with more drinks and as he sat down he shifted to lean against the back of the booth so his whole body was facing her and his free fingertips could graze her thigh while she spoke.

She gave him a sceptical look, "I don't think I'm ready to give up my secrets yet pretty boy." Her teasing was back and he feigned a look of shock.

"I've just spilled my heart out to you and you won't even tell me one secret?! Princess please." He worked to keep his face straight.

"Hmm as much I like to hear you beg for a change, don't think I haven't figured out what's going on here." She motioned the two of them and continued when he looked at her questioningly. "This has turned into a date. And I know Daisy was somehow involved." She was adamant.

"Well Princess I never said anything about a date but if you wanna call it that I'm not going to disagree." Unfortunately the smug smile across his face made her smile return, so she couldn't keep up her annoyed facade.

She playfully batted his arm away as he was still exploring the denim along her leg. "It's not a date."

"Okay, okay," He answered defeated, "We could always have another one night stand. I'd be down for that." He whispered, edging closer to her.

"Oh I know you would." She placed a hand on his chest stopping him in his tracks. "I'll think about it." She shrugged.

"You know I'm right. I bet you haven't stopped thinking about our night together have you, baby girl." He growled the last two words the way he had countless times when she was underneath his body in his bed.

The embers started to glow in her stomach at the sound and she was drunk on his scent of whiskey and aftershave.

"Hmm," She leaned forward and wound her fingers through his hair to pull him towards her, though he didn't need much persuasion. Her lips were ever so slightly brushing his but he restrained, letting her have the control, "And so what if I have?"

Her hot breath against his lips nearly made him cave, her teasing paired with her close proximity was turning him on and he could barely think straight. This girl was made for him.

"Take me home Princess, and I'll take you on a proper date." He tried to strike an agreement, not letting her eyes leave his.

She finally pressed her warm lips to his, giving in to her urges as his hands climbed high up her thighs. Thankfully the place was heaving with intoxicated party goers, so no one was paying attention to the handsy couple in the dark booth.

"Deal." She breathed as she pulled away and he pulled her up.

She felt like a teenager again from the lustful look that crossed Billy's face, the beating of her heart against her ribcage and the giggle that escaped her mouth, as he once again fitted his fingers through hers and they ran out of the bar and into the night.

Thanks again for the requests guys, I’m working through them. Please let me know what you think. Lots of love. Mwahh ♥

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“It was Rita Skeeter. She was wearing acid-green ro-“

“Ugh. This bitch.” Kinney interrupted.

“Will you just let me read the damn thing?”

My sister turned abruptly, digging her knee into my ribs in the process of making Xander see her exaggerated eye-roll. “Ow, Kinney!”

“Don’t be dramatic. Go on, Xander.”

My brother continued to read Goblet of Fire out loud, which was supposed to be entertaining for me and Kinney as she tried doing some extra complex and super duper cool face painting on me, but really I was just getting paint in my eye and running slowly out of air as Kinney straddled my chest so she could “get the details just right”.

About two paragraphs later, Xander stops himself. “I think Luna is going to actually die. Get off her.”

“Don’t worry, little bro, I’m fine. Kinney actually looks kinda badass from this angle, and-“ I start to move my hands to, you know, express my appreciation for my kid sister, but end up getting stabbed in the eye. “Ohmygodohmygod I’m going blind.”

“It’ll look cool. Like Thor in Ragnarok. Stop fussing.”

“Dad’s going to be pissed if you blind her. Mom will cry.”

“They have other two boring Hufflepuff kids with two eyes. I’ll make her special. Right, sister?”

“Will you make me a neon eye patch? With stars on it.”

“Sure. Why not?”

“You guys are annoying.” Xander starts to get up and leave but Kinney sends him a chilling look; I try to do the same but my right eye feels like it will actually pop right out of my face.

He sits right back, but before he can start reading again, someone yells from the hallway.

“Kinney Hale! What the hell are you doing?”

“It’s a sister thing, dad. Go away.” She doesn’t even turn her head as Loren Hale walks into the room.

“Get off your sister. Are you insane?”

“I told them it was dumb.”

I don’t hear anything else for a few seconds so I know that, even if I can’t actually see it, my dad just glared at Xander as if saying “Then why didn’t you stop them?”

“Luna. What is this?”

“I saw it on the internet. And I’ll look like an alien princess. In a dream. A dreamy alien princess.”

Dad walks until he’s standing beside my bed. I’m not actually able to see him, as I can’t turn my head, but I feel his presence. “Is this what a goddamn princess is supposed to look like? Wow.”

“What? What’s wrong with it?” I mumble while Kinney grunts, “You just don’t understand it, you’re too old.”

“Sorry if my wisdom bothers you, kid, but a toddler would know this is a mess. Get off, Kinney.”

She complains and complains but gets up and I, although kind of blind, walk to the bathroom and stare at the mirror. “It looks… dark.”

“You’re a nightmare alien princess. Cool, right?” Kinney smiles. Xander starts laughing really loud. Dad just stares at the three of us.

“Yeah, sis. The coolest.”

It’s really not, but I can pull it off. I always do.

I was starting to think that maybe it looked kind of cute when dad shouted from outside the bathroom, “Let’s go, kiddo! Your mom’s waiting downstairs. Lunch at the raisins today, remember?”

//////

“Is it gonna be okay? Does she need surgery?” Mom is freaking out.

“No, Lily,” Farrow answers while handing me eye drops. “She’s fine.” He’s trying not to laugh.

“Do not worry, aunt Lily. If Luna goes blind, I shall stab Tom in the eye with a dagger and his sight will perish in the name of camaraderie. Your dear daughter will not be alone in this endeavor, I swear.” My cousin and best friend says theatrically, like only Eliot Alice Cobalt could.

“Oh no,” mom mutters, ready to say that she doesn’t want for Tom to be hurt too.

“Eliot,” Aunt Rose hisses, “shut up. Don’t make it worse.”

“Sorry, mom.” But he’s laughing, which makes me smile too.

“She just needs the drops,” my brother’s fiancé says, “maybe taking this shit off her face would do some good.”

“No can do. Kinney worked really hard; a nightmare princess wouldn’t let her faithful grumpy subject down.”

Moffy raises an eyebrow.

“That’s me for the day. Nightmare alien princess, reporting for duty.”

My older brother smiles at that, like he’s thinking I’m weird and that’s not a bad thing. Maximoff’s truly a space gem, which almost makes me forget there’s an audience to my fucked-up-eye debacle.

“Luna and I should get going,” Eliot speaks up,” there’s trouble to be caused somewhere.” He means there are cigarettes to be smoked and loud music to be listened to in the woods behind the Meadows cottage. No one’s gonna hear me object to that.

Before I can get up from my aunt Daisy’s couch where I had been lying so Farrow could see what was going on with my eye, the front door opens and closes. My twin cousins, Charlie and Beckett, enter the room and then there’s a loud voice asking if the Hale Curse is back at it.

I sit up. There’s Paul Donnelly.

He stares at my face: one swollen eye and some green glitter over loads of shitty black face paint.

“Looking cool, Luna Hale.”

And even though in my mind Donnelly walked in in slow motion, the whole exchange lasted about a second; no neon halo over his head or wind blowing back his chestnut hair. Go figure.

It isn’t a crush, though. It’s more of a distant thing. Yep. Like StarLord. I am attracted to Chris Pratt as Peter Quill in a very healthy way. Lots of girls are into Christ Pratt (right?), which is also true for my cousin’s bodyguard (I guess). One could say StarLord never offered me oral sex (pleaseuniversemakeithappen) or tattooed me (I would literally die), but I don’t care. It’s not a crush. I, as Sulli would say, don’t give a single flying fuck. Yeah.

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“Are you kidding me? I couldn’t care less. No one says that out loud but a lot of them are thinking the same.”

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Founder of the first I hate Annie Pierce club was probably Maya Fletcher. And boy was it easy to hate that girl. Maya grew up overshadowed by her big brother Terrance. Her little brother Kendrick, also seemed to do so much better than her. Don’t get her wrong, thanks to her parents she got pretty much anything she wanted, was a little spoiled most of the time, the princess of the family, since everyone in the family seemed to get boys. She was a little different though. She could have had everything she wanted but that wasn’t her style. At least back then. She’d gone through something like a little goth phase in High School, which she today thinks was ridiculous. Way too much eyeliner and she wasn’t really into it, she just thought it was cool to run around in clothes like this and get some stares at the time. She didn’t care for the negative talks much. Haters would hate and she didn’t care much, she always had liked herself a lot and had red stripes in her hair, more red extensions to clip into her hair, since her parents didn’t pay for something else but she wore it with pride. It wasn’t then though when she started to grow hatred for Annie Pierce. The girl walked through school and town like she owned it and everyone bowed and was afraid or a victim of her. Of course Maya had to listen to some cruel comments about her outfit or her make up from Annie but she didn’t take that from her. The girl was just hating herself and needed to take it out on everyone else. It was obnoxious how that girl acted and day by day, Maya couldn’t stand the girl more, which escalated when Maya, just for fun, hung out with Kyle Flynn, Annie’s official boyfriend, and let Annie catch her flirting with him. Annie ended up freaking out and pulling at one of Maya’s extensions ripping out more hair than intended. It’s one thing to be a controlling bitch but to attack someone like this was even lower. A loud fight was going on in the middle of the town and everyone knew. Some even liked the fact that Maya gave Annie her piece of mind and others were just shocked and too afraid to say something. A week after Maya got a little make over, set the black aside, and took out the rest of the red extensions and her fake nose ring. She liked doing new stuff, so she figured she needed to find something new. Now though Annie was news again. She was gone, the police said she ran away and Maya found it laughable.

As much as she hated Annie’s friends, she did share a few classes in High School with Kelly Sharpe. High School was over and Annie was just gone, she was surprised to hear no other than Annie’s worshipper number one, Kelly, talking trash about her queen. For Maya the puzzle was solved and she thought Kelly was the girl that only used the Queen Bee for popularity. Another week passed and Maya found herself being a close friend to Kelly. At least as long as she cursed about her best friend running away, not ever having cared about her. It was amusing and she thought the girl was fun to hang around with. Suddenly they were thick as thieves and while Kelly got into College, Kelly’s mother Lisa got her a job at the nursery that Maya really wanted. She wanted to make money and move out to not have her parents nagging in her ears about better grades or going to college. Having connections did pay out for her and she found a liking in her work. It was all happy and good and she had a best friend up until Annie Pierce was found dead. She’s pretty good friends with Chiara Loker, who also works at the nursery for a few years now.

→ Back to Baberton

With Annie gone the obsession started all over again. Kelly was preoccupied and was slowly becoming really odd and of course the police were looking into Maya maybe being the killer. Luckily that could be cleared out but it bugged her Kelly didn’t stand up and tell her father the Chief to let it go. It’s not like Maya never had a friend, she loosely hung out with some people but Kelly was the first one she thought would stand up for her. Wrong thinking obviously and Maya was back at square one. At least she still had the job. She likes kids more than anything, they’re fun and she doesn’t see them as annoying like other people do. She’s sad Lisa doesn’t work there anymore but she babysits Keegan, the newest Sharpe kid sometimes. She grew closer to Chiara over the time, feeling like she can trust her more than she could with Kelly.

All the killings are really not bothering Maya, she does like this town and she doesn’t really want to leave. Let all the other people leave and run far away. She loves going round town and to her favourite place The Hot Spot. There’s always something to see and she got her eye out for one of the waiters there. Cole Clarke is cute and seemed a little badass. She would say they’re somewhat friends, they talk and hang out sometimes. She lives her life and looks pretty happy actually.

→ What’s Her Secret?

Saw Evie Baker, some new girl in town, who she didn’t think she would do it, trash Sophie Baker’s memorial bench. She was too far for Evie to see but it made her smile so she didn’t interrupt. Maya never liked Sophie anyway.

Is on the newest -A Team. She knows about Daisy and that it’s not likely she had done all this alone and now she’d been contacted by text to help out. She likes a good mystery and a thrill, also to get back at Kelly and her friends did sound like a really good reason to say yes. She didn’t need to do anything for them yet, but she’s excited for a task.

Maya was the one who told Cole about her friend Chiara lying about being pregnant. She knows Chiara will be mad at her when she would find out about her being the reason they didn’t stick together, but really Maya was just trying to help get her friend out of that unhealthy relationship.

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“Are you kidding me? I couldn’t care less. No one says that out loud but a lot of them are thinking the same.”

→ Background

→ Back to Baberton

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