#i have only played mario kart wii a few times but godlytomatoes has played it much more

[ketchup-monthly]

Who the Batfam mains on Mario Kart Wii

According to @godlytomatoes and me (also sorry its not the full list that i usually do ): )

Dick- Toad (he likes the funny noises that Toad makes and repeats them back to the screen like a big blue parrot. also high acceleration and low weight makes a character that can zoom off the track in funny ways)

Babs- Birdo (Birdo is cool and anyone who thinks otherwise can play Babs in Mario Kart and lose.)

Jason- Bowser (to quote 50% Off, “it’s a serious game. i pick Bowser. i play to win.”)(also i main bowser when im not toad and i love jason and yeah it just fits. the aesthetic is immaculate -ketchup)

Tim- King Boo (edgy boy. “have you ever known an emo kid who didn’t play king boo?” - @space-specs )

Steph- Daisy (funky little redheaded princess who doesn’t get enough love. steph also doesn’t get enough love. also steph thinks daisy is better than peach)

Cass- Rosalina (rosalina is a goddess, okay, also she’s a female heavyweight character and that is fantastic and good. also she has a little friend luma that follows her around when you race and cass would love that.)(i also love that so of course she would -ketchup)

Duke- Peach (he doesn’t care that steph thinks that peach is a loser. she is so much better than mario and was treated poorly by nintendo. she is a princess and is also a badass. let her be a badass.)

Damian- Yoshi (he likes the green dinosaur boy. yoshi is a awesome character and damian preferred that option over bowser jr like jason was trying to get him to play)

Bruce- Mario (he’s a basic bitch but also calls mario “wario”.)(he does it to mess with his kids. he knows the character is actually called luigi)

Alfred- doesn’t partake (he has to referee, bc competitions over mario kart get intense.)