#pretzel🥨

[ask-hotguy]

Really? What makes you say that?

-Pretzel

All the sculk coating me, I'm not- I'm not human, or as human as I was, anymore.. I'm a- I'm the Catalyst.

[cinnamontoastpretzel]

“Petey, did ya hear? We’re in a movie!”

“Bout time.”

[akihikosanadasboyfriend]

im so smrat

[hyunpic]

[httpiastri]

DINO TO F2 LETSGOOOOOOOO 🥨

DINOOOO!!! SWEDEN IN F2!!! LETS GOOOOO!!!!!!! 😁😁😁

[crushpdf]

im sooooooooooo drunk

[real-fire-emblem-takes]

same anon as this post: https://www.tumblr.com/real-fire-emblem-takes/746001335906926592/some-people-only-like-male-characters-because-omg?source=share

Some people are severely misinterpreting what i said. While the shortness and bluntness off my ask did come off as kinda rude, there was nothing about it that indicated it was about alear.

I meant that people more often talk about male characters while ignoring the female characters because they are boring, being called stupid or annoying for acting like a regular person would or sometimes being completely reduced to fanservice despite being written just as competently as the male characters.

Very few male characters face these criticisms while female characters are much more often hated or ignored by the fandom. This was not about Alear, Byleth or Corrin because the fandom (at least the tumblr side) treats them pretty much equally and understands that they are the same character.

I am not saying the male characters suck, just that some of them are more well liked than the female characters because of the sexism of the fandom and that more attention should be given to the female characters.

Anyway thank you Engage and Valentia sub fandoms (at least on tumblr) for basically not having that at all. Love y'all <3

-🥨 Pretzel anon

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[ali-dot-txt]

On the 29th of November, 2022, I began the stupidest odyssey of my life.

Now. It's not hard to get a shiny Alolan Raichu. You can use SOS chaining on literally the first route in Alola to get a shiny Pichu or Pikachu, and then evolve it. But I wanted a shiny Alolan Raichu that could be transferred to Pokémon HOME. And Pokémon Bank is currently broken for me, because my subscription ran out and I can't purchase another, because the 3DS Store isn't accepting new payments. (It will become free to use in March, when the 3DS Store officially shuts down altogether, but I don't want to wait that long.)

There is only one way to shiny hunt Alolan Raichu in a way that lets me transfer them to Pokémon HOME right now.

The process of trading a Raichu to Psytrice and getting an Alolan Raichu back takes about 15 seconds. 15 seconds for 1 encounter.

It's statistically likely to get the Raichu within 2,839 Raichu traded.

Over the next 27 days, I traded

16,779 Raichu.

AbsolBlogsPokemon, a famous shiny hunter who does full-odds shiny hunts for fun, took 6111 trades — and he was using two Switches. It took him less than a quarter of the time it took me.

I spent my December working on final projects, studying and stressing over finals, going to family events for the holidays, going on a family vacation —

and all the while, I was pressing a button on my Switch over and over, then checking my Pokédex when I ran out of Raichu to trade to see if I had registered the shiny form.

It felt pointless. I started wondering if I was doing something wrong. I kept track of my stats to see what percentage of people would have gotten this far without seeing even one shiny. The statistical likelihood dropped below 40%. 25%. 10%. 5%. 2%.

And then, on Christmas, at around 10 PM, I got it.

16,779 trades. That puts me in the 1.662%.

This is the worst hunt to go this far over odds on, because the time to encounter one Raichu is so, so high.

It was all worth it, though, because now I have my dream shiny.

Pretzel came home for Christmas.

I'm never doing a full-odds hunt again.

[lunarmoves]

HELLO. STARING AT U.

WAUGAHHAAHGAHAHAHA ZEE JUMPSCARE AT 2 AM AGAAGAGGAGA

[spookyclookykinz]

[anzu2snow]

Went to Tizley’s last Friday. Shared a soft pretzel. It was a little too salty. The cheese sauce was good. I got their lamb burger and a house salad with blue cheese dressing. The burger patty part was very small. The marinated cucumbers in it were good. The blue cheese dressing seemed watered down with huge chunks of cheese. The salad wasn’t all that great. Shared their apple streusel for dessert. It was really hot. Took a while to try to eat. It was good.

[ask-hotguy]

So, it’s been a while since I’ve talked to people who aren’t gods or eldritch horrors.

-Pretzel

About that.. I'm sure I'm not too far off from "eldrich horror"..

[cinnamontoastpretzel]

I want my whisker back.

[akihikosanadasboyfriend]

I need to rant about this

I absolutely hate the main fandom interpretation on soukoku. I despise it. The 'their just two guys who hate each other but really love each other and kiss and hold hands and bang' interpretation.

Dazai and Chuuya are not a ship, they are a dynamic. They are pookie (derogatory). They are 'You are the person I hate the most in the whole world, but if I was one of the last two people left in world, I'd want the other to be you.'

They are so horrible to each other and that is why they are best friends. Chuuya gave Dazai the strength to keep living, and maybe on some level he resents Chuuya for that, choosing to make his life a living hell while being one of his closest friends.

Dazai annoyed Chuuya to the point that his friends deaths were pushed towards the back of his mind, allowing him to process the trauma in a timely manner. And maybe Chuuya hates Dazai for that, for taking away his time of grief and filling it with annoyance instead, and so he chooses to keep Dazai alive at every possibility, taking away the chance at the one thing he really wants for the rest of their lives.

They are friends because they hate each other. Their resentment is what makes their friendship. And I think it's horrible that the most vocal portion of the BSD fandom struggles to let them be terrible people and friends together.

[styleandcheek]

My tattoos ✨

[httpiastri]

Jack did you see Pepe's Instagram story???

glad we all feel the same 🫡🫡🫡