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me when i marry my husband jack and then divorce and then start a band with him and then marry my new husband jackson in my ex husband jack's backyard
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honest togod i thought the white stripes members were related
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need more of this at the dog shows
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doormat that says "burglars dni". is that anything.
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“Who the fuck does Ang Lee think he is, man?”
KNOCKED UP (“Brokeback Mountain” Deleted Scene) | 2007 | dir. Judd Apatow
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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"
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told my roommate dracula was an epistolary novel because it’s made up of letters and she was like. of course it’s made of letters it’s a book
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there is something erotic about irritating a man. i’m really enjoying pissing you off. do you want fuck me yet
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should I get a masters or jump into a river and swim away forever. vote now
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