#pretty privilege fr

[restingbuchface]

LOOK AT HIM!!!!!!!

[mostlyonthefloor]

Just started reading The Return of the Temujai and immediately got SLAPPED in the face with the canonical fact that Hal and Stig can ride horses

[satans-knitwear]

Let it be known!!! Having a fabulous evening out with no drama/trauma is possible!!! Thats a fun new fact I just discovered today btw 😎

Treat me ~ Tip Me ~ More of me

[wilsonsmcgillsweatshirt]

I can't get over Wilson straight up dragging Cuddy and House to Cuddy's mom's place and forcing them to make peace with her. He's got House actually giving a decent apology even though he doesn't mean it, and Cuddy completely conceding and giving up control over the situation by telling her mom she was wrong and they could compromise. And then when they attempt to go off the script Wilson gave them, he's just standing there glaring at them threateningly, and suddenly they snap back in line. That's why he's so scary. He's got everybody on a fucking leash lmao.

[boncottontail]

People discovering Cellbit and his beauty and coining him as “the gender jesus guy” was not on my bingo card but here we are.

I mean, they aren’t wrong.

But as someone who started watching Cellbit around the time he joined the QSMP, I kind of just got used to him being a looker after the initial shock. Sometimes I forget he’s conventionally attractive lol

Seeing people being flabbergasted by how handsome he is still is very amusing though.

(Not even including the extremely well known fact that every Mexican CC ever called him handsome as fuck, which, like, is true, but it is kind of funny to see them all saying the exact same thing lol)

(There’s a reason why Roier and Cellbit are called GUAPODUO by the way)

[aomine-ryo]

Kise is so BBG I can't-

Kise can do whatever he wants because he’s pretty 😌

[ripleyshomegirl]

“Omg Simping for Coryo!”

“Omg don’t simp for him he killed Finnick!”

Omg don’t simp for him because he killed RUE and HUNDREDS OF OTHER CHILDREN via the Games!!!

[daydadahlias]

Hi <3 so I saw the post u made ab that person who bookmarked ur fic w a stupid comment & in a fit of anger I found them (not my proudest moment) and I’ve never been more frustrated that ao3 doesn’t have private messaging bc I would have unfortunately done some online bullying

hii !! lol i appreciate you trying to defend my honor and seek them out <3 and no need to feel embarrassed or anything about your fit of anger because I did too immediately try to find some way to dm them and chew them out lol <3

stuff like that just really bothers me because, like, it's not even constructive criticism, it's just a diss for no reason lol!! and it's especially frustrating for this fic specifically because it was a bIRTHDAY PRESENT i wrote for a friend!! so like I'm sorry this wasn't the perfect fic for you random ao3 user but it's almost like you actually were not the target audience for this and the world doesn't revolve around you <3 but no fear, I will write my next fic with you specifically in mind <3

[uzchis]

Muse Dating Service : lmfaooo story of his life

[nothingweirdhere]

chronically overstimulated autistic x chronically understimulated autistic

[mydemonsdrivealimo]

sometimes i remember that bryce actively posts on his tiktok and def posts cute little vlogs and vids of him and jensen and i just,, <3

[ashmp3]

Remember when Hoshi got veneers and took a video of him laughing at nothing just so show them off and there was jeonghan on the side too confused as fack that was way too funny even my sister knows abt it . Also guys jeonghan is safe (hopefully) he did SCALING which is literally just cleaning and again we are cosmically connected bc i did that too two weeks ago 😁 we are both plaque less what a beautiful world we live in right?

[sapnapsimparc]

this is now my favorite video of george and he's not even in it

(title on screen is misleading, its hannah and sylvee acting out george's starbucks order that hannah paid for)

[nbrnty-replies]

Im too unwell to do anything bruh wtfffff never let a fictional twink ruin yo life... like I feel fuzzy in a static way like bruh what am I suppose to do.......... like bruh the feeling is nawt leaving this is so nasty bruh

[sttoru]

Trueform sukuna who never kisses his concubines. EXCEPT he only kisses his favorite concubine aka reader 😞🎀

𝝑𝑒 synopsis. you’re the only one deserving of lord sukuna’s.. direct affection.

tags. true form!sukuna x concubine!reader. fluff, suggestive at most. uhh exhibitionism ? kinda but nothing crazy sexual happens, so pda. size difference. reader gets called ‘doll.’

you’re standing at the entrance of the estate, along with some other concubines. four of them. uraume is there with you as well. you’re all awaiting the one person you’re serving; ryomen sukuna.

it’s silent. the women don’t dare to speak up nor do they dare address you in a menacing manner because of uraume’s presence. you’re thankful for them. you really don’t want to have another petty fight with the concubines. not before your little trip to the village nearby.

you’re all accompanying sukuna to meet up with an infamous clan leader. it’s official business, but you’re needed as a sign of your lord’s high status. you’re basically his trophies that he likes to show off.

“interesting choice of clothing,” sukuna finally shows up. you all bow, showing respect. you look up and only then realise that he’s addressing you. his eyes wander over your figure, “who’s chosen that for you?”

you glance down at your kimono. it’s a beautiful red—suiting the color of sukuna’s eyes. your hair is put up in a neat bun, with a matching crimson hairpin that represented who you belong to.

him.

“my lady-in-waiting, my lord,” you say quietly. you cannot see it, yet can easily feel it; the jealous glares from the four women. they’re dressed in the exact same color red, yet their lord hasn’t paid them any mind. not even a glance.

sukuna just hums in response and makes a mental note of your answer. at least his human servants are good for something. he continues to shamelessly check you out.

“lord sukuna,” uraume interrupts carefully. they bow their head once the king of curses looks their way with a stoic expression, “we’ll have to leave now if we wish to make it there at dawn.”

it’s a gentle reminder, but there’s some urgency in their voice. sukuna rolls his eyes—he may have some official business, but he’s not attending that. not before taking care of other more important stuff first. “silence,” he comments to uraume, heavy steps heading your way afterwards.

your eyes meet his. you blink in confusion, eyelashes fluttering. the sight makes sukuna’s hands twitch at his sides. the way you stare up at him with such naïveté is making him want to destroy it.

you’re unsure what sukuna wants from you. as he orders, everyone stays quiet. you watch as his big hands wrap around your body—your waist engulfed by his warm palms. your eyes widen, but before you can question his actions, your lips are sealed by his.

it’s rare that he does this. kissing sukuna is a privilege. one that no one has ever gotten the honour of having, except for you.

you’ve tasted him. you’ve felt his tongue slither against yours. you’ve had his saliva mix with yours. you’ve had him grunting in your mouth.

you’ve had it all.

no one says a thing. even as your feet are lifted from the ground by the sheer strength of sukuna’s grip on your small body. to reach his lips properly, he has to pick you up and hold you against his chest. it’s his favorite thing to do.

“pretty thing,” sukuna coos with a grin. you can feel his lips curling up menacingly against your mouth. it makes you whine. you instantly shut up once you realise that you’re still outside and surrounded by others—who are basically waiting on you two to be done.

you’re embarrassed to the point that you want nothing more than to hide your face against sukuna’s chest. but he will not let you until he’s had his fill. your tongues swirl around each other passionately, followed by him sucking on your bottom lip and biting it with his sharp fangs.

“my lord,” you whine quietly. you know this’ll end up like that one time in the garden. where he shamelessly took you in front of his servants. you’re unsure if it’s a smart thing to do right now. sukuna has an appointment to go to after all.

his mouth doesn’t stop interlocking with yours. his thick fingers tug at the hairs on the back of your neck, causing you to part your lips in surprise. the king of curses takes his chance and explores your warm little mouth. the one that he’s claimed as his the moment you became his concubine.

you tug at his sleeve as a reminder. sukuna grumbles in annoyance, but he knows you’re right; he should let go. his bottom set of eyes dart over to uraume for a second and upon seeing their expressionless yet determined face, he sighs.

all that official business can suck his dick.

sukuna finally detaches his lips from your now wet and swollen ones. you’re breathing hard, trying to catch your breath. you’re flustered to the point you actually bury your face into sukuna’s chiseled chest. you’re sure this’ll be the only talk around the estate for the upcoming week. you’ll become the victim of some more. . . bullying.

the king of curses notices that you don’t let go of him at all. he grins at the sight of you so desperately clinging onto him. he tries to undo the little mess he made of your once neat hair in the meantime.

“what? want me to carry you all the way there, doll?” sukuna raises an eyebrow, teasing you as per usual. you don’t let go of him since you’re still cooling off. you’ve never really kissed outside of the bedroom. it always happens behind closed doors, so this one time took you by surprise.

you shake your head and plop down on your feet again. “no, my apologies, my lord,” you straighten the material of your kimono and don’t even dare to look at the others. uraume would understand, since they’re used to their lord’s antics, but the concubines will cause big trouble once you’re back home.

sukuna nods in acknowledgment. he still got that evil smirk on his face. his thumb brushes the smudged lipstick from the corner of your mouth, cleaning up his mess once again. he’s nice enough to do so today.

“heh.” sukuna lets out an amused chuckle before walking away and ahead of you—the others silently following, as do you. you’re right behind him, on his right side, as he turns his head to yours, “just so y’know, i’m not done with you.”

you know sukuna isn’t. you can easily tell by the way that he didn’t even bother to wipe the lipstick from his own lips. he’s wearing that stain like it’s a medal of sorts. evidence that you’re the only one he’s ever going to show such affection to.

either way; you’re in for one hell of a ride once you’re back from your little business trip.

[cursesavior]

every time i remember this canon description of suguru's appearance i go a little insane. handsome... fair and delicate features...