#pretty boy Barto

[ngelwiki]

I dont think i've posted these screenshots before, but please take a look at him.

goodness gracious, he's so rolls off the bed and falls headfirst upon the floor

sir, cover up your tits rn because im staring disrespectfully.

[quinloki]

Birthday Request Event

"It's my birthday and I'll write what I want to \o/"

Gift Details ♥ Reader: cisfem!Reader (Dealer's choice) Character: Bartolomeo Kink: #13 Sensory deprivation Prompt: #13 "Don't worry, I'll take care of you." Gift Giver: @writting-yarn-goblin

Summary: Bartolomeo seems to have more patience during the times you just want him to devour you.

Content Notes: Sensory deprivation (sight, sound, touch), light bondage, teasing, vaginal sex, genitalia piercings (I mean, it's Barto).

This birthday party is 18+, consensual unless explicitly stated otherwise, and BYOB

“Don’t worry, I’ll take care of you.”

Those were the last words you heard before your boyfriend put the noise canceling headphones over your ears. Words practically whispered as he was tying the blind fold around your eyes. You let those last few words play over in your head as you stood naked in the center of the room.

You couldn’t see him, or hear him, and it was almost like your skin was reaching out trying to find him. You couldn’t reach out with your hands either. Your wrists were cuffed to short chains attached to a collar around your neck. It kept your close to your collarbone, your arms resting the top of your chest.

“B-Barto?” You question tentatively. Your own voice sounds too loud in your head, thanks to the headphones. “Please, I can’t hear you… so… please, ah,” you felt the blood rush through your body in embarrassment, but if he was going to make you say it, then so be it.

“Please touch me.”

Your body tenses a little, as you struggle to stay still against the single finger against your skin. A soft huff of air leaves you as the single finger tracing a lazy line down your back. When it gets to your lower back, more fingers rest against your skin as his hand trails over your hip.

He steadies you with the hand against your hip, tilting your chin up with his other hand, and kissing your lips softly. His fangs press in with the kiss, but you’ve long since become used to them. Used to how careful he is with them.

How delicate he can be. The unexpected patience.

Bartolomeo is generally a ball of energy. Easily excited, easily angered. His knee-jerk reaction to most people is to be a jerk, in all honesty. He’s not very good at backing down, but he’s so skilled at tearing people apart with his crude words that he earned the nickname of cannibal some years ago.

For as sharp as his words and fangs can be, he’s equally kind. Even if that kindness is reserved for his crew, and little else.

His tongue pushes into your mouth, his hand holding your face in place. There’s a soft click of bone on bone as the long fangs click against your far shorter ones. You can’t hear the soft sounds that escape him when he kisses you like this, but you can almost feel them against your skin. Your own soft sounds are nearly echoing in your head, but it’s hard to even realize you’re making any sounds with his tongue in your mouth.

It's skilled in much more than simply tossing words like throwing knives. You can feel the rumble of his voice as he hugs you close for a moment after a breaking the kiss.

“Barto, I can-can’t hear you.” You whimper softly, as your head is tilted to the side. Tender kisses against your neck pull tiny gasps from your lips again.

There’s a gentle tug at the headphones.

“Are you okay?” He repeats, and you nod.

“I… I’ll use my words if I have to, I promise.” You admit, stepping closer to him and feeling his bare skin brush against yours.

“That’s my good honey.” He says before the headphones are set back in place. He doesn’t step away from you, as his long, strong arms reach down and lift you up easily.

You squeak. Being lifted off the ground so easily always surprised you, even if you knew it was coming. But he holds you steady against his chest, fingers idling over your back only once he was sure you wouldn’t squirm too much.

He sets you on the bed, you think. It’s soft, and large enough that when he lays you back you have room enough. You could be cough, maybe, but he wasn’t the type to put sheets over any other furniture, no matter what you two were doing.

Your legs are pulled apart slowly. You can’t help the little shivers that run down your legs, and the soft sounds of anticipation panting from your mouth. You can almost picture the look on his face. He wasn’t one to actually eat someone, but he tended to look at you like you were maybe just that delicious.

Not being able to see it right now didn’t diminish the effect.

The thick, hard, impossibly hot, pierced cock that belongs to him lays heavy against your lower stomach. You feel his hands press into the mattress on either side of your body. He leans down, shifting his hips a little and pushing his shaft against your slit as he kisses your body.

Your fingers flex and your arms twitch as his lips move over your tits. You can’t reach him with your wrists cuffed to the collar. You can’t cover yourself either, not that you did that much anymore as it was, but when you were like this you felt so much more exposed. So much more at his mercy than usual.

You loved it. You trusted him. Just like he promised, he would take care of you. Sweet sounds filled the air for him as he gently nipped and licked your nipples. His hard dick was teasing your clit, the wetness from your slit providing him a little lubrication.

“M-More, please, Barto.” You murmur as you shift your hips. “More please, fill me up.”

Hands grab your ankles, lifting your legs up and holding them open. He keeps rubbing against you, and the sensation feels good and has you on edge with anticipation. You can’t tell when he’s going to shift and finally push inside you, and you want it. You want him.

“Don’t tease me!” You finally wail after a couple more minutes. You’re nearly at the edge, the nubs of his piercings have been teasing your clit and you’re ready to burst.

There’s a brief pause, and the head of his cock lines up with your twitching entrance. He pushes in a little, pulling back out too soon. You nearly whimper, but he pushes in again, getting the tip all the way in and pushing a little more.

The stretch is sweet, the pleasure is a relief, but he pulls back out again. You’re caught between pants of pleasure and frustrated whimpers as he repeats the process a couple more times. You can feel your own slick leaking down the curve of your ass, and you’re almost trying to pull your legs free of his hands so you can just wrap them around his waist and pull him in once and for all.

A light squeeze of your ankles, and a light nip of teeth against your calf settles you. He pushes your legs back, stretching the muscles in your thighs a little, before lining up again. This time when he pushes in, he doesn’t stop until his hips are flush against your thighs.

He pauses for a moment, saying something you can’t hear, but you’re not worried. He said so before – he’ll take care of you, and so you relax as he begins to move, long and slow, and terribly teasing.

[raisin-writes]

one piece men hcs: period sex

featuring the blorbos of my choice- law, bartolomeo, bellamy, corazon, and doflamingo

warnings: blood (obviously), narsty boys (looking directly at barto), smut, period eating

nsfw under the cut, minors dni 🫵👁️👁️💢

Law:

• im sorry babe, he may be a doctor and he may not be squeamish about touching peoples organs and blood, but he will not go down on you on your period 😔 (coward).

• hes kinda weird about period sex, he'll do it if you ask him super sweetly and look at him with those big pathetic puppy eyes, and he'll sigh dramatically and agree to it, but he really doesnt like doing it on the bed, he prefers the bathroom where its easiest to clean.

• usually he's kind enough to finger fuck you when you ask for it, but hes quick to pull his hand out of your pants and run to the sink to wash his hands off before shooing you to bed with a peck on the forehead. hes a busy man, hes got work to do.

• when he does have time, though, he'll make sure to take proper care of you afterwards.

• he'll offer to bring you water, a snack, pain meds, a towel, a hot pack, hell he'll even carry you to the shower if your legs are too shaky to stand on and clean you off with a gentleness so rarely seen from a man like him.

Bartolomeo:

• NASTY BOY ALERT 🚨🚨🚨

• you dont even need to ask, he'll be able to smell a hint of blood from across the room and hunt you down like a shark.

• begs you to let him eat you out while on his knees, massaging and pawing at your thighs.

• "c'mon sweetheart, i just wanna help ya~"

• VERY enthusiastic eater, if he could stick his tongue up any further into you he would.

• likes when you sit on his face so he can feel the blood and cum dribble down the sides of his face.

• as he's fingering you, he'll suddenly pull his bloody hand up to his lips and suck the liquid off each digit before shoving them back inside you to do it again with a big cocky grin.

• hes fucking ravenous.

• fucks you like an animal and likes watching you coat his cock in red multiple times.

• truthfully, there might not be much blood left to leak out of you by the time hes done with you.

• dont worry, he'll make sure theres plenty of cum to leak out instead.

• hes super super sweet afterwards.

• "im so sorry, i didnt think i'd get so carried away there," he'll scratch the back of his head sheepishly.

• acts like a mother hen while he cleans you up so youre all nice and pretty again- hes usually pretty good about cleaning up after himself when it involves you.

• gets sad and confused when you vehemently refuse to give him a big wet kiss afterwards.

Bellamy:

• another nasty boy, but its more of a theatrical thing.

• hes fine with licking other peoples blood off his face, this isnt much different to him.

• he does play it up for you a bit (and the invisible audience in his head, he has to look cool for them always).

• makes a big show of lapping it up while locking eyes with you.

• the wide, wolfish grin on his face while his tongue swipes over the stray blood dripping off his lower lip makes you whine.

• he'll finger you whenever you ask even when you arent menstruating, it makes no difference to him, he just likes seeing you come undone on his hand.

• will let you dry hump his towel-covered thigh if hes too busy with something like a log or a paint manual (hes a study-at-the-last-possible-minute kinda guy).

• he'll fuck you however you need him to.

• want him to put you in a mating press and make you squirt all over his stomach?

• no problem.

• need something slow and tender like sitting in his lap while he gently rocks into you?

• he can do that too.

• hes a man that aims to please, and will almost never turn down the opportunity to stuff you full of himself.

• surprisingly decent at aftercare.

• he'll make sure youre mostly clean and get some water for you both before he stuffs you under his arm like a teddy bear to cuddle.

Corazon:

• hes surprised when you first ask to have sex with him on your period.

• he didnt think he would be very into it at first but the seemingly deeper intimacy of it...

• and the way youre so much more weak and pliant for him when youre like this... it does something to him.

• something clicks in him that hes gotta take care of you.

• only you.

• he's reluctant to eat you out, but he'll do it while looking up at you to make sure youre enjoying it.

• hes careful with foreplay and even more careful with the main event.

• the tenderness of the moment will probably make him cry, he feels so connected to you like this.

• doesnt even let himself savor his own release (if he even cums at all, your pleasure is so much more important in this moment) before he trips over himself to get you snacks and water and pain meds and anything he could possibly think to make you more comfortable.

• make sure to cuddle him tight and give him a big thank you kiss for all his hard work.

• he might cry again, hes just so full of love right now.

Doflamingo:

• on one hand, he thinks its kinda dirty and filthy.

• but on the other hand... hes kinda into the dirty and filthy aspect.

• he doesnt eat you out, but if you really beg him, he'll make his string clone do it while he holds you.

• even if its not the real doffy, his tongue alone makes you melt into a puddle on the mattress.

• as soon as you've cum enough for his liking, he'll shove the clone out of the way and get to work on stretching you open for himself.

• hes not very comforting, but he'll make sure youre more than satisfied so long as he gets satisfaction too.

• is decent enough to let you adjust to him but his patience does have a limit, so hurry up and relax for him already, hes got other things he needs to get done today.

• hes not as gentle as you want him to be, but he'll get you to the finish line even if you cant keep his pace.

• having you so sensitive and compliant for him like this makes him all the more cocky (unfortunately).

• heavy on the teasing dirty talk.

• "so weak and helpless for me, pet... what would you even do without me here to take care of you?"

• always makes you cum hard on his cock; if you squirt, all the better for his ego.

• he has to admit, something stirs in his gut when he sees your blood dripping out alongside his cum.

• not very hands-on with the aftercare portion; it truthfully wigs him out being that vulnerable, even if its you.

• he'll send a maid in to help you clean up with anything that you might need or ask for.

• what really surprises you is the pretty bouquet that comes in along with the other aftercare items.

• ...

• it doesnt happen very often, but he'll stay to cuddle with you for a little bit before the maid comes if you manage to grab him before he leaves- you dont even have to say anything for him to know what you want.

• he supposes he can indulge you sometimes.

[honeyshiddendesire]

He’s So Nasty 🫣😮‍💨

*Old author's note: Wrote this awhile back while I was on my flo so I was a horny monster lol!*

*New author's note: Old work from my deleted blog but once again sooooooo hype that I found it again cause the He's So...Series was a banger and I never finished it but now that I found it I definitely have too lol*

This is the One Piece Hunks as some nasty men! I’m listing lots of warnings so don’t come for me saying it’s gross keep going scroll to the next one please ! Some messy kinks up ahead lol 😂

Part 2 of the “He’s So…” Mini series I’m doing

Part 1 “He’s So Mean”

⚠️18+! MINORS DO NOT ENTER! 18+!⚠️

Warnings:

Spit Kink (first section)

Cum Kink (section 2) daddy kink! Mating! Breeding kink! Mating season Drake!! Hybrid sex! Misuse of d.f. Powers ! Biting kink! Slight blood kink!

MENSTRUAL SEX! (For section 3 & 4) Oral Sex While on MENSTRUAL! Serious Blood Kink! Fingering! Bathtub Sex! Pet names! Praise Kink! Degradation! Dom/Sub! Spit Kink!

PISS PLAY!!! IN THE BOTTOM SECTION!! Femdom!! Nasty boy Barto!! Voyeur Kink! Pet play ! Collar kink! Dom/sub!

Characters: Bartolomeo! Monkey D. Luffy! Doflamingo! Shanks! Zoro! Eustass Kid! X Drake! Marco! Gol D. Roger!

Drooling on Him

They all think you look so pretty when you’re a drooling whimpering shell of yourself.

“So messy.” They’d say looking down at you with a big grin so full of pride.

They love seeing you slobber on their cocks, the look of shock when they’re cumming deep down your throat without warning. The feeling so good and the tears you give them as you choke was such a rewarding experience for them.

They were more than mean, they were nasty.

Finding pleasure in the tears that sprung to your eyes from the coughing fit and deep gag your throat gave at the force.

Drool, tears and his spilled seed flowed down your cheeks beautifully, it was like artwork.

Barto

🤍Bartolomeo basked at the cum seeping from your lips making him lick his own before smashing them into yours. Tongues and teeth clashing as he forced his seed down your throat. Saliva creating a cocktail that he couldn’t get enough of.

Hands ripping at your panties so he could get ready to have you hop on for the main event. Barto was a sucker for overstimulating and with how good you looked he needed it right now.

“Spit on my cock again.”

Doflamingo

🤍 Doflamingo’s hand caressed your cheek in what almost seemed like love for such a deranged man. Stopping when he got to your lips, thumb opening your mouth without resistance. “Mmm.” Doffy would hum at your pathetic attempts to swallow his privileged semen.

“I think you know what this means don’t you.” He was calm, too calm before suddenly long fingers shoved down your throat gagging you. Other hand shoving his long fingers in your wet pussy to start a brutal pace. “Mhmph! Do~ffy ”Your moan would break due to the long appendages, eyes rolling from the brush of his thumb on your clit.

“Sorry what was that whore? I couldn’t hear you with that filthy mouth of yours so full.” Doflamingo gave a laugh that sent chills down your spine, pussy squeezing his fingers shamelessly as your eyes rolled back. “Maybe you should’ve swallowed like you were told.”

Luffy

🤍 “Aye~ Mami~ you’re making a mess.” Luffy would taunt as he’d shove the dripping cum and spit back into your already full mouth. His wide smile looking anything but joyful as you gagged around his fingers. Spit and cum falling more for your wicked Captain who pulled you into his lap.

“If your mouth can’t handle it maybe we should try down here instead.” Luffy’s smirk that you loved so much made you whimper around his fingers. Cock pressing the wet spot on your drenched panties causing him to groan with his head back.

One hand quickly moving your panties to the side with an impatient huff. Luffy moved the fingers from your mouth to rub at your cunt getting you ready for his already hard cock. It was practically bouncing to get inside your tight dripping pussy. He couldn’t help but whine at the feel, “I love how wet both your lips get mami~”

Shanks

🤍“Sorry baby guess I couldn’t help myself.” Shanks would smirk at your wrecked expression, petting your head gently as he stood up to tower over your kneeled form.

“Don’t worry I’ll make it up to’ya. Get on the bed baby and I’ll show ya.” Outstretching his hand with a wink you gulped when you noticed his cock twitch. “So… are you ready to be on bed rest tomorrow?”

Taking his hand with a loud laugh and an eye roll he lifted you up. “Okay, big fella! Just cause you wrecked my face, doesn’t mean you can destroy this pussy.” Slapping you on the ass with a light chuckle, “That sounds like a challenge to me doll!”

Zoro

🤍“Open your mouth.” Zoro would growl to see the evidence and scuff at your lack of success. Leaning down to spit in your open mouth making you whimper.

“Wasted it. Now you can do it again.” He’d hiss out making your pussy tingle as his hand stroked his thick cock. “Better not waste this batch. Got it!”

He wasn’t looking for an answer by the way he gripped your hair to push your lips back on his growing length. “Swallow everything this time. You should know when I’m gonna come by now. Guess you’re my dummy cock slut, huh?”

X Drake

🤍“W-wow you actually look pretty cute like this.” Drake would stutter out as his giant hand cupped your face wiping your tears.

“Think you can go again for me?” He’d question crouching down to nip at your ear gently causing you to shiver. “No one else can do it like you baby. You know I like it sloppy.”

🤍Kidd🤍

“You look like a total cum slut right now! It’s insane…but fuck- it’s so hot!” Kidd would laugh at you making you squirm on your legs uncomfortably until he scooped you up.

Winking at your cute shocked expression before he tossed you on the bed like a ruined rag doll. “Okay! Time to mess that pussy up!” Your eyes nearly popped out as he literally jumped on you causing you to shriek, “Eustass-!”

“Fuck yeah baby! Say my name!”

Marco

“Oh what happened little dove~?” His deep voice cooed in your ear when he crouched down like a tempting song bird, “Can’t handle the medicine your doctor gives you?”

Words of silk wrapping your dirty form made you whimper only for him to shush you sweetly. Finger pressing against your cum stained lips keeping you quiet.

“It’s alright baby bird I gotcha. You did well but I think it’s time for my snack. Don’t you think?”

Gol D Roger

“Aye sorry lass. Could ya blame a guy though?” A boisterous laugh made you glare up with a pout that he only found cute. Hoisting you into his arms for a deep kiss to forgive him. Nearly taking your breath away as his large hands groped at your breast and anywhere he could. Fingers twirling and twisting your sensitive nipples till you were shaking.

“It’s just so hard seeing you get all enthusiastic about it! A man can’t help but get a little carried away with a throat that good.” Laying down on his back he pushed you toward his face with with wink, “Its okay you can get some pay back dear and don’t go easy on me.”

Marco, X Drake & Luffy

The Feral Ones that need to breed you because it’s in their zoan dna. Pulling your hips back to meet every powerful thrust of their thick cock in your tight pussy.

Mark your skin with love bites and playful nips, “Can’t stop baby~ fuck~ you feel so good.” The deep moan they let out made your pussy quiver, moans of your own pleasure following behind. Nails like claws keeping your body in place, legs pushed back for mating. “Have to fill you!”

“Need to fill you.” They practically growl as they bite into your neck. “Yes yes yes! Please cum in me!” They’ll have you screaming out for their potent load. Whether it’s in you or covering your body like a piece of art, you beg for it. “You belong to me-every inch of you.”

Load after load they’re filling your slutty pussy like their own personal cum dumps, no care in the world.

For the ones that can shift… trust me they’ll shift for sure.

Marco would use his heat to burn your clothes, talons to hold you down or his wings to shield you from public touches. Smirking as you sit on his lap wrapped in wings of fire, “She’s just cold.” He would say smoothly, not an ounce of wavering.

Really he just couldn’t contain the need to breed your cunt every chance he got. Especially with his brothers flirting with you just to make him jealous. They thought it didn’t work because of his casual expression, but your creaming pussy behind his shield like wings would beg to differ. “Better keep it down, yoi~”

Marco knew his deep voice sent chills down your spine, further playing into the cold scenario. Forcing him to pull you further down onto his girthy cock, wings wrapping tighter like heating pads. When he’s painting the inside of your cunt white, he warms you inside and out making you whine.

Taking the little noise you let out as an opportunity he will taunt you even more, “Awe~ must have a fever birdie~. I should take you to the infirmary and give you a proper check up.”

~~~~~

Drake using you as his custom little fleshlight during his mating season leaving you like jelly. “Fuck you’re pussy’s all mine! All mine! I’ll fuck you so full you’ll have no choice but to carry my kids.”

Teeth sharper than a humans biting at your neck drawing small drops of blood. Hushing your whimpers away as he sucked on the mark, kissing it softly after. “Shhh~ I know you can be a good mate for me~ take daddy’s cock like a good girl okay.”

Your cunt stretching along with his body growing, no choice but to take the monstrous cock for breeding. “Such a good breeding hole baby~” Drake can definitely get carried away when it comes to his cum, filling your belly till it bulges.

Rearranging your insides with his girth till your body went numb covered in spit and cum just how he liked you. Different positions till he has your legs thrown over his huge arms with your back against his scaly chest. Lifting you like a pocket pussy onto his cock till he had you squirting again.

Zoro, Eustass Kidd & Doflamingo

When bloodlust calls and they need to see their hands stained with blood that’s from something other than death. Your pussy sensitive, dripping from your monthly & mixing with your cum.

“Red looks good on you.” Their taunting voice rings in your ears, but you’re to far gone to care. Bolts of ecstasy shooting throughout your body from where his fingers curled into your soaked sex.

“Oh fuck!” You scream out arching your back, your breast pressing against his rock hard chest. Hovering above you like a powerful lion waiting to devour you.

Slowly descending down your body leaving you a shocked yet turned on mess. “W-what are you doing !?”

“Just trying to drink some red wine.”

The smug grin he gives before diving into your red ocean has you panting but ready for his wicked assault. “Shit~ Now that I’ve had you I’ll never get enough.” Moaning into your messy cunt making your shiver and scream. “Mmm~my messy girl~ fuck!” The vibrations of his deep voice against sensitive pussy had you cumming with a loud moan.

“G-gonna cum!” You cry out to them but the lust for your mixed cocktail is to much. The taste so different and intoxicating they have no choice but to make you cum multiple times more after that.

“Can’t get enough of my dirty girl~” His voice a teasing coo as he leaves a stained kiss on your thigh. Fingers dipping into your pussy for extra pleasure to join in on the fun.

You were so overstimulated and he was to pussy drunk to care about the mess. But oh well that’s what soap and water is for you can just burn the sheets you or toss’em no biggy.

Shanks & Gol D. Roger

The ones that just wanna help ease the pain by fucking you nice and slow. The loud squish of your extra lubricated pussy and the bath water making you flush from the lewdness.

“You feeling okay baby?” They’ll ask you softly with lips kissing along the side of your neck, fingers massaging your tender breasts.

“Yes! Please don’t stop~ it feels so good~” You whine out as you push yourself back onto his cock. Water from the tub warming your exterior with his cock heating you inside.

“Oh baby girl I wouldn’t dream of it.”

Strong hips fucking up into your cunt making you moan loudly, “Yes right there!” Eyes rolling back as the hot water and skilled fingers worked away the soreness.

Rubbing your lower back and hips till you were moaning with pleasure. Moving down to open your legs to make room to play with your clit. “No mess you make can ever be as bad as what I’ve seen love. You’re perfect doll~ so be good and cum for me.”

You scream out their name like a wonderful siren, drawing them further into your enchanting trap. “Thank you thank you~”

“My pleasure my lovely queen of the Red Sea.” Though they treated you like royalty during your monthly you weren’t completely safe from their teasing. Making you flustered beyond belief but that was life with a pirate like them.

Bartolomeo !!

The nastiest of them all, the one so pussy drunk he doesn’t want you to stop riding his massive cock. The one obsessed with the degradation you give him when he begs for it. Begs to be showered in your yellow liquids.

“E-ewe that’s so dirty! Just lemme get up real quick! I’ll be right back.” You say in disbelief trying to stand up from your cowgirl.

The look in his eyes is nothing but hungry lust, frenzied as he claws at your hips, “Yes! Yes Y/N! Fuck! I’m so dirty! Please! Please baby!”

You can’t lie, the relief you got from peeing was rather refreshing. The reward was good too when he picked you up in those strong arms of his to carry you to the bathroom. Fucking you senselessly in the shower till you were sobbing.

“Such a good nasty boy for me! So ~So good!”

“The best! Fuck! Only for you baby.” His sharp teeth pulled back in a wide grin that made your pussy clench. Biting into your neck and moaning when you squirt all over him.

Or !!!!!

When he walked in on you peeing and instantly got a hard on. With a man his size there was no covering up the reaction he had seeing you tickling away. Swallowing hard and slowly sinking to his knees like some kind of dog crawling towards you.

“P-please keep going…I wanna watch.” The puppy dog eyes he gave you had you biting your lip in contemplation. A pleading expressive look in his eyes for a front row seat of your private show. “Please Y/N~”

You swallowed hard and started to pee when his words caught you off guard again. “Open your legs a bit more baby.” His hand coming to gently rub your knee in reassurance.

Opening them a bit more slowly, you kept peeing, sighing at the relief you finally got from holding it. “Shit-that’s it baby.”

Long tongue coming to lick at his sharp teeth in hunger, “Fuck!” He cursed shakily when you finished. His eyes practically sparkled when he looked up at you with excitement.

“C-can I watch you again later?” With his position kneeling on the floor before you you couldn’t help but think he’d make a cute puppy.

That little spark inside you flared up and you couldn’t help but lean towards him. “Maybe I should get you a leash since you beg like a little puppy. Wanna be my little bitch boy and watch me pee again?” You smirked as he let out a moan.

The hand that gripped your knee clutched tightly as he spoke, “Watch it baby~ don’t make promises you can’t keep. You know I like it nasty.” He finished with that wicked toothy grin you loved so much.

[blacklegsanjiii]

How about an allsan au where almoat everyman he meets absolutely fumbles for him when they spend only 5 minutes with him, he ofcourse is oblivious (hes not even bi in denial he's just stupid)

It starts ofcourse with zoro seeing him hold up a marine by the throat, Gin and Luffy being given food out of kindness and nothing else, Ace, crocodile being impressed by the mr prince tricks and so on so on

Also lots of men flirt with him on island but are quickly chased away by a glare and a sword to the throat or a guy wrapping around the pretty boy demanding food (or the good old possessive hat placement)

You decide the end couple but the whole of blue fumble for Sanji fr fr

Give this man all the simps.

Zoro choking on his drink as watches Sanji lift a marine by the throat which makes Usopp and Nami giggle at him. Gin falling for him as he eats the best food he's ever had in his whole fucking life that's keeping him from starving to death. Luffy falls in love with the way he talks about the All Blue and cares about his job and others. He's so fucking kind.

Ace falls for the guy who takes care of the others and doesn't let guests work, who spoils the handful of a little brother he has. Sir Crocodile who thinks the blond is cute and clever, who set up chances for his captain to save the crew and then him. Koza who sees how well he's taken care of his princess and the help he's given to take back Alabasta. He still insists on helping to serve and cook and Cobra is giving Koza knowing looks that make him flush and avert his eyes from the king and the cook.

Maybe it's after the time skip, after Dressrosa when Barto is literally drooling over the 'ONLY ALIVE' poster that Law is flustered and asking Luffy and Zoro about the cook. They're staring at him as Robin is giggling to herself because they are possessive. Both of them. It's the Monster Trio. Sanji is oblivious. Both of them are grumbling about Sanji not seeing their obvious interest but it's Sanji. If someone doesn't hit him over the head with a four by four he's not going to take the hint. Ask all of Tashigi's men from Punk Hazard who were crying at the cook not taking their advances. Okay maybe he just needs to be beaten with said four by four. Pedro straight up sacrifices himself for Sanji and Sanji only feels bad he's dead and that his life ended coming to get him.

You got the rest of the North Blue Boys who are obsessing over Stealth Black and Law feels like throwing up if it wouldn't insult the cook, he's so fucking excited. Luffy is over the fucking moon to see it in action. Yamato looking at Sanji from across the party and Luffy asks him what's up and he's just like Law with the whole 'the cook' thing. MARCO KNOWS better, he knows how to make an impression so at one point he's just talking to Sanji and Sanji keeps looking between Marco and whatever he thinks he needs to be doing so Marco just lightly grabs Sanji's chin and says it's rude to not focus on the person you're talking with. Sanji is so red and stuttering as Luffy wraps a rubber arm around Sanji screaming for meat as Sanji is ripped from in front of Marco to like the other side of the room.

Maybe it would end with zolusan or whatever the ship is called. Zoro asks if they have to do what Marco did after all the flirting he and Luffy have been doing for all of their sailing together and Sanji just being confused at what they're talking about.

[1000sunnygo]

Hi, I'm the asker with the SJ magazines. I do have those bonus pages! I uploaded them here (tinyurl/3w5ssa3b) & on imgur (/a/EUYFaMt). They're part of a bonus segment included in the volumes - I wrote about it on the wiki (/One_Piece_School#Bartolomeo's_New_Wo_Student_List), but it's pretty short since I can't read it. And no need to force yourself for other chapters! I'm happy for anything OP to be translated, no matter the amount. Similarly, would you want any future Law/School stuff?

😭😭😭😭 THANK YOU!!!!

woah these are some great details??

Longpost ahead, here's a summary of Bartolomeo's New World Middle investigation notes!

SH and friends' favorite school subjects

Luffy and Zoro: Physical education

Nami: Science, Maths, Geography

Sanji: Physical education, Home economics

Usopp: Art

Chopper: Science (Health)

Robin: History, Linguistics

Franky: Chemistry, Engineering

Brook: Music

Vivi: Japanese language and literature

Coby: (Currently improving in) all subjects

(Buggy is mad about not being included ha)

Classroom Layout

The four free seats are for students who randomly join from other grades and classes (ie. Hancock). Upper left features a special corner for Uta to join virtually. (She can also sit beside everyone randomly and make friends, as shown at the bottom)

Yamato is contemplating about where to seat after transferring to NW Middle, Luffy says "come join us ASAP and let's have fun at school!*

Luffy senpai's relationship chart

Other than ones I've previously translated, here are the rest:

Barto -> Luffy: "LU-LU-LU-LU-LUFFY-LUFFYYY SENPAI!!"

Luffy -> Barto: "Do you know me?"

Croc -> Luffy: "I can take you on a great adventure. So come to my side."

Luffy -> Croc: "You come to MY class! (?)"

Kaido -> Luffy: "I'll push you down the pits of hell."

Luffy -> "Try me whenever you want!"

Kaido -> Yamato: "Become Oni Middle's representative!"

Yamato -> Kaido: "I've joined Straw hat Luffy's class!"

Yamato -> Luffy: "I'll stop Oni Middle and then get to your class!"

Luffy -> Yamato: "I'll wait for you in the class!"

-

Luffy -> Sabo: "A really kind big brother!"

Sabo -> Luffy: "Take good care of your friends!"

Ace -> Sabo: "You coddle Luffy too much, man!"

Sabo -> Ace: "And you worry about Luffy just as much, don't you?"

Luffy -> Ace: "Ace is strong!"

Ace -> Luffy: "Huff.. what a high maintenance little brother!"

Lucci -> Luffy: Don't violate school rules!

Luffy -> What is 'school rules'?

Smoker -> Luffy: "All you do is stir more trouble!"

Luffy -> Smoker: "I enjoy the school more than anyone!"

Garp -> Luffy: "I trained your ass off to make you a strong teacher!"

Luffy -> Garp: "I don't wanna be a teacher!"

Luffy -> Aokiji: "He's a cool teacher! Probably!"

Aokiji -> Luffy: "Well.. try to get along with everyone, would you.."

Backpack Sneak peek

Doing the entire page for this one.

Uniforms, emblems

NWS has relaxed rulings on uniforms. Boys are allowed to wear whichever shirt they want under their gakuran, girls can choose the color of their scarves. Teachers have their uniform too but Aokiji (probably all teachers) don't really care.

The section below are rejected school emblems proposed by students. Aokiji was lazily okaying all of them but Smoker kept him in line lol

Luffy's Design

Luffy: The meat turned out lookin' really tasty, right?

Coby: Isn't it an assortment of Luffy san's treasures?

Usopp's Design (the Kanji says "New")

Usopp: Well, this is how it'll turn out if it's Me to decide.

Nami: Great drawing but too self-assertive!

Robin's Design (She wrote "New" and drew a world. Perfect)

Chopper: Scary! What's this? Why a face??

Robin: It's cuter like that.

Chatroom photos

Lowkey contemplating about lettering all of them but I think I've kept the ask hanging long enough 🙈 These are adorable!

Lack of source has always been frustrating, but I don't think Law has a lot of extra contents to miss out on 😩 If I find something I'd like to source-check, I'll make sure to knock you, so thanks again! ❤️❤️

[thoraeth]

Nevermind the blorbos Headcanons

[One piece punk band AU/modern AU] Part 1, Part 2

Characters: Ace, Bartolomeo, Franky, Buggy, Law

Barto's the guitarist, Ace is the bassist, Franky plays the drums and Buggy shrieks sings

They stick together because of their contract but they fight a lot, threatening to leave the band every other day.

You're the band's personal assistant and every time your phone rings you regret all your life choices.

Ace looks calm and composed but he's the wildest one when it comes to partying and getting wasted. His pockets are always full of not-so-legal stuff.

He was dumped ages ago but never got over it. The fans fall for his sad boi soft smile.

Bartolomeo is the most skilled musician out of them all, he studied music and is a huge music nerd who's gonna charm/bore people with endless lists of niche groups and genres.

When he talks about his nana and his tattoos, everyone goes feral over how cute he is.

Buggy is all over the gossip pages either for being a prima donna or destroying something (it was Ace). He loves the attention and free clothing.

Some days he's cold when meeting fans: he knows he's not pretty nor talented, why would these people care? They just like his fame.

He texts you at 4am, asking to add random things to the band's expenses reports. He's actually trying to confess he likes you but chickens out every time.

Franky doesn't care about fame and drama he's just in for the chaos. Videos of him shouting "super" are a viral meme on tiktok.

He met Nico Robin on tour and married her on a whim. The two of them ranked #3 on a famous "weird-but-cute" celeb couples poll.

[wellfine]

Sorry if this has been asked before but do you have any headcanons for bartocav or maybe little scenarios you enjoy putting them in? Hope you have a great day also I love you <3

Aw, thank you! I hope you have a great day!

AS FOR BARTOCAV HEADCANONS, boy DO I... Can I remember any? Let's see...

Hmm, obviously I headcanon that they each think the other person is beautiful. Barto likes to act as if he doesn't, as if he's above finding someone like Cav attractive, but he is not immune. Cav meanwhile simultaneously thinks Barto is hideous but also incredibly objectively attractive? Like he'll stand there going "God, he's lucky someone like me is even looking at him. And I'm also lucky that nobody else snatched him up first" and not see any hypocrisy in that.

This one's not so much a headcanon as it is reminding people/exploring what's covered in canon, but, like, Cavendish had a really good reputation before Luffy exploded onto the scene. So I think he must be a really competent captain? It's easy to dismiss him as just being a silly foppish pretty-boy, but I think he runs a tight ship and is a bit of an all-rounder on deck. I think that also contrasts with how the Barto Club just kinda fling themselves into the ocean and hope for the best

I've absorbed so much stuff from Farky's fics that it's hard to remember what's what these days LOL... As for scenarios, I like them being forced to admit that they care about each other, and I think they really blossom in a modern AU where you can expand on their backstories more. I want to see more childhood friends AUs for them... This was a sweet question! If I think of anything else I'll add it in.

[buggyandthebartoclub]

Oh my gosh look how much your anatomy improved alone???? Wow???? Ugh you’re so great w colors and making bgs pop simply I love it - Tysm for sharing some more!!! I love seeing artists journey and style grow over time

i dug up an old doodle of the specialest liddle man for you @buggyandthebartoclub 🤲✨💖

[charkyzombicorn]

bartolomeo in any of your aus

(I want to see him simp for the straw hats)

Bartolomeo in All my aus - and quickly before I regret it

Edit: More

Edit: Even More

Son of the Fog AU - everything's the same except Barto heard rumors abt a haunted skeleton pirate and tried to find him to join his crew. He didn't, but he starts frothing at the mouth when he finds out that Premium Luffy Lore and Brook is his second favorite strawhat

Teach him a Lesson AU - In Loguetown Barto still gets his reverence for Luffy because Luffy acted the same when put in the same situation, but he also noticed how amused Luffy's captain looked, and so becomes a Luffy And No One Else stan

Yoinked AU - Barto never really meets Luffy, since Luffy doesn't have the freedom to be a pirate

Marine Dads AU (just dog dad tho) - Barto hears abt Luffy a lot later, post-marineford, but is very inspired by his story and once he finally meets him he starts crying and Luffy has no idea what to do because Barto hasn't even introduced himself yet

One Piece/Soul Eater crossover - Barto is one of Franky's peers and was a super tough bad boi but then Luffy and Usopp (accidentally) saved him from a witch that had magnetism powers that Barto was weak against in pitchfork-form and human-full-of-piercings form. Barto founded the Luffy cult and co-founded the Usopp cult, and joined in marineford-adjacent because he would follow Luffy and Usopp to the ends of the earth

Selkie Usopp AU - Bartolomeo is very passionate abt selkie and fishman rights, and somehow knows more abt selkies than Usopp and Buggy put together (he needed to know abt Luffy-senpai's beloved's culture lest he offend one of The Strawhats)

Myths & Gods AU - Barto was rejecting gods for his whole life when he got stabbed, his arms broken, kidnapped and thrown into a field to die after a gang fight. He couldn't exactly figure out where the hell he was, only that the place was full of flowers (that were god flowers but he didn't know that). He ended up chewing on a sunflower because the seeds are edible maybe and Luffy appeared like 'Hah! First time In a while I've seen someone do that' and then brought everyone over to see the hobo sleeping in their flowers, and tell Sanji to feed him. Barto will now tell everyone that asks that the gods are awesome and they saved him and he's still a pirate but hes borderline door-to-door Mormon because he just won't stop talking abt how the gods helped him in his lowest hour

One Piece/Fruit's Basket Crossover Au - Barto was a delinquent kid (and still kinda is) that, in middle school, ended up in a gang fight with high schoolers. He and his little gang was losing miserably but then they saw a crying "girl"(Barto wasn't sure at the time) with a broken nose that pointed at the towering highschoolers and Luffy, Zoro and Sanji all came out, Zoro with a baby strapped to his back, and they all proceeded to beat the shit out of those highschoolers. That cemented them as the coolest people Barto knows, but then Luffy went up to him and said he had really cool hair and he looked like Brook. Barto had no idea what that meant but it started his massive fanboy crush as well as his entire gang's matching massive fanboy crushes

Wing AU - pretty much same as canon except Barto's got some wings with a lot of dye in them, so much it's hard to tell what kind of wings they are. He can't control his wings flapping when he's excited and he's always tripping around Luffy because he keeps accidentally flying a centimeter and then falling

Roger's Ghost AU - Bartolomeo occasionally thinks abt killing himself so he can be part of Luffy's ghost posse but he never does, he also does a lot more research into the origins of the strawhat because he doesn't want Luffy to be cursed (he knows about the curse even if none of the crew does, it was by accident)

Sun's Personality AU - Bartolomeo is in denial that Luffy isn't entirely Him, tries his best not to wonder if it was Luffy that inspired him or Nika. He had a bit of a strained relationship with his devilfruit at first but learning that Strawhats liked cohabitation with their devilfruit meant Barto put some effort into actually knowing his devil, and they ended up having more in common even if his devil is very straight-laced and traditional while Barto is Barto

Halloween au - Bartolomeo is a cockatrice that is absolutely obsessed with Luffy and draws fanart that borders on furry art of him All The Time and if anyone says anything derogatory about any of the crew he turns them into stone. He has dog ears that he wears in private

[bartosbabymama]

Thinking about the way Barto would MELT the second I called him “Pretty Boy” 😩💦🥵

[the-bar-sinister]

Bright and All-Consuming (3710 words) by VickytheSnake, thesavagesabretooth Chapters: 1/1 Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Relationships: Bartolomeo/Cavendish (One Piece), Basil Hawkins/Eustass Kid Characters: Cavendish (One Piece), Bartolomeo (One Piece), Eustass Kid, Killer (One Piece), Basil Hawkins, O-Kiku (One Piece), O-Tama (One Piece), Speed (One Piece)

Additional Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Angst, pirates acting like pirates, Established Relationship, Missing Scene, Minor Character Death, Implied/Referenced Character Death, Revenge, Character Study, Aftermath of Violence Summary: Soon after everyone's departed Wano, Bartolomeo and Cavendish run across the wreckage of the Victoria Punk and chase down the marines that have Kid and his crew in custody.

Reeling and raging from the sharp, sudden loss of ship and crew, the remaining Kid Pirates come together, and Basil Hawkins reaffirms his loyalty to his new captain as they figure out where to go next.

Whatever happens, none of them are giving up.

-

Cavendish stood on the prow of the ship, the sea breeze whipping through his gorgeous blond ringlets as he held his hat in his hand. It was a gorgeous day, clear skies and fair winds, and the Sleeping White Horse, carrying his and his recent co-captain's combined crews, cut a gorgeous path through the gleaming, jewel-like blue waters of the New World. They had been exploring the local waters for the past several weeks while Luffy– Emperor Luffy now– was busy with his adventure on Wano, and now that they'd heard word that he was setting sail further into the grand line,so too had they in his wake.

And it was all going beautifully, Cavendish thought with a beautiful smile.

Except for that huge plume of black smoke on the horizon.

The blight on the otherwise perfect skyline twisted and rose into the sky like an obsidian snake, blotting out the blue of the sea and sky. He heard the footsteps of his co-captain clomping behind him, heavy boots against the treated wood before he leaned heavily on the banister beside him.

"What the fuck is all that?" Bartolomeo's tone was as loud and brazen as ever as he squinted out at the smoke. "Think Emperor Luffy sank some idiot? No— we woulda seen his ship if it was him." 

Cavendish nodded, putting his hat back on and looking up at his tall companion's striking–if not beautiful– face. "We would have! Shall we come around and get a better look at the scene? Or steer clear of it."

Barto's piercings were catching the light, and his long fangs were bared in the confused curl of his lips as he scratched the back of his strikingly verdant head.

"Eugh…we don't exactly have the time to be checking on every poor sap who falls into the drink, Cav. But…" he squinted again at the curling smoke. "It looks pretty bad. Hell, worse comes to worse nobody's alive, right? And we can grab whatever supplies they left." 

Cavendish grinned and hooked his pinkie finger through Barto's nose ring, tugging on it gently. "Oooh, you're so mercenary, Barto. But I'll admit I was thinking much the same thing. Besides, if there's trouble, we'll want to know, eh?"

Barto wobbled on his feet, and Cavendish was treated to the hot flush across his face as he grinned widely, baring his uncanny teeth as he laughed. 

"Of course you were, prettyboy! You're as much a mercenary as I am, ya know!" He chuckled under his breath. "And if it's real trouble, yeah… we'd better make sure it ain't gonna interfere with anythin'." 

Cavendish tugged on him again with great satisfaction before letting him go. "Good boy. Have the crew bring us around!"

That brought an indignant and delightfully flustered huff from the man as he stuck his hands in his long coat's pockets with a lopsided grin. "Yeah, yeah. You keep prettying up the prow like a figurehead, I'll get 'em going."

As he walked off with his strangely birdlike gait, he hollered to the men to start bringing the crew about. 

–

With the mainsail broad, and a good, steady wind they made it within telescope sight of the wreck within the hour. There were great chunks of a familiar ship floating in the sea when Barto peered through his glass.

The unmistakable Victoria Punk.

And the ghastly wreck wasn't the only ship in view. A hulking marine vessel– itself smoking and the worse for wear– was sailing away from its ruined prey.

Bartolomeo hissed softly between his teeth as his eyes traced the marine vessel— one of the Navy's battleships, clearly. The sorts that rolled in and blew entire islands to rubble. Still, the idea that it could decimate the hell out of the VICTORIA PUNK of all ships.

Kid was a monster, a brutal sonofabitch who seemed to walk out of any fight he stepped into with a grin.

But he sure wasn't walking out of this one smilin', that was for sure.

"Son of a bitch, it's Kid's ship. You've gotta be kiddin' me…the Navy did this?" 

Cavendish popped up under Barto's shoulder, wide eyed and angry look on his too-pretty face. "What did you say? Kid's ship? The navy?"

"Yeah!" Bartolomeo almost growled as he leaned on the railing and handed the spyglass to Cavendish. "It's unmistakable. I'd recognize that skull anywhere. That's Eustass Kid's 'Victoria Punk'.., and that's absolutely the fucking Navy. Wounded, but— shit, they somehow WON." 

The prince-pirate's eyes flashed dangerously with a look of bloodlust. "Wounded, you say? And I'd wager that it's a highly ranked ship?"

Barto's heart beat faster as he leaned over the bannister. "Oh yeah, Cav. That's a warship. That's one of the ones they use for serious shit. They brought one to Dressrosa, remember?" 

Cav's smile took on an uncanny, toothy nature. "So I do. Why not take advantage of wounded prey then, eh? Maybe rescue a few fellow pirates as a bonus. But I would love to take down a warship."

Bartolomeo glanced at his co-captain's increasingly unhinged smile. He found himself grinning widely in response. 

It was kind of hot when that bloodlust crazed alter-ego of his bubbled to the surface. Real hot, even, when he pictured the 'prince' covered in blood and cackling. This was going to get REAL FUN , REAL FAST.

He rolled up his sleeves and pointed to the Navy ship with his foot up on the bannister and a wicked grin of his own "All men! Open fire on the Navy and bring us into close contact! Let's butcher ourselves some marines!" 

Cavendish— Hakuba— drew his sword and cackled.

-

They were all in sea-stone shackles in the navy's brig when the ship rocked powerfully– first once. Then a second time.

It sent Otama falling, too weak to stop herself as she rocked into O-Kiku with a gasp, caught by the only woman not weakened by the cuffs to the point of exhaustion.

It'd been terrifying. One moment they were sailing along, she'd been talking to her new captain and trying to show him the latest ninjitsu art she'd mastered— and the next, the next moment the world was on fire.

Shells exploded, splinters showered her face, and the world grew hot as a ship the size of a castle fired upon them from a distance Otama would have once called impossible. They hardly had a chance to fight, even as Hawkins attempted to use his strange devil fruit's powers to intercept the shells with straw, and her captain attempted to with the power of 'magnetism'.

It was as good a fight as they could manage, especially when the Marines were close enough to board. Swords clashed, powers flared— Otama tried her best to be useful to her new crew with her kunai and ninjitsu, only to be grabbed and beaten by a heavy handed man in a coat reading 'Absolute Justice'. 

The Victoria Punk was sinking, the crew was slaughtered, and those deemed important enough were dragged off into the brig and slapped in cuffs. 

Otama wasn't sure exactly why she'd been spared.

O-Kiku squeezed her, and used her limited range of movement to ease her back into a sitting position.

"There, there…" she murmured soothingly before looking up at the ceiling. "it appears the 'marines' are encountering difficulties."

Speed hissed softly through her teeth. "If it weren't for these cuffs I'd be given' them a few more." 

"Be ready for anything," Kid warned, sneering. "And use it to your advantage."

The captain's eyes were flaming, though he looked small, and rather wretched without his metal arm, and with his face covered in bloody streaks.

More cannon shots— they could only be cannon shots— slammed against the hull of the ship, and all of the men who had been left to guard them scurried up on deck leaving them alone.

Hawkins, his own stump raw and bleeding again with the re-opening of his wounds, smiled grimly. "The cards are in our favor…we have only a 10% chance of death in this affair."

"That's reassuring!" Otama managed to smile, despite the fresh wounds dotting her body. Her throat hurt, dark bruises around her neck from the marine's grip when he caught her. Everything hurt.

O-Kiku— the only non-devil fruit user among them now— flexed her fingers in her cuffs "I am not weakened. If the door opens, I shall bludgeon any who dare check on us with my cuffs and steal the keys for you." 

"Good." Kid's eyes searched the room, looking for anything they could use to their advantage.

That was when a high, echoing laugh— a cackle— cut through the sounds of chaos. The clang of swords rang closer and closer from down the stairs to the deck.

Otama froze, her eyes widening as she glanced at Speed.

 "What— what is that?"

"...someone having a good time?" Speed offered with a half smile. "Hopefully they're on our side." 

A beautiful blond face, covered in blood and looking utterly deranged peeked in the room just as a navy man fell dead at their feet.

Otama's eyes widened further. "A-Akuma…" she whispered to O-Kiku's curious 'hmm'. 

Some of the twisted fervor went out of his smile as he said, "Kid and crew, I presume? How about a little vengeance? My partner's holding the admiral back, for the moment, up on deck."

Hawkins closed his eyes with a sliver of a smile "I personally would be delighted for a little vengeance."

Speed glanced over at Kid with a wide grin, as O-Kiku shifted to hold her cuffed hands up towards the door.

"I think we should go for it, Captain— I'm itching for a little payback."

Otama had to agree. Her body hurt, she felt angry and humiliated, and the pirate part of her wanted very, very much to give a little of that back to the marines. 

With difficulty, Kid pushed himself to his feet alongside the silent Killer, he and smiled a smile almost as terrible as the one on their savior. 

"Let's paint these marines red."

-

It was one thing for Admiral Ryokugyu to have taken them by surprise and torn their ship apart when they could barely respond.

It was another thing entirely for him and his marines to try to take them on already wounded from the battle themselves, with a full crew of pirates, and more than half a dozen devil fruit users loose on the ship.

It was a brutal, chaotic battle. They made good, blood for blood, for the crewmen who had been lost. For Heat, and Wire who had been with them for so long, and for the rest. The deck of the warship ran red, and Eustass Kid's new arm was fashioned from marine guns and swords, and metal pieces of hull. It slammed, and smashed and splattered screaming marines as the pirates wrecked the navy at their own game.

In the end, it was Ryokugyu in sea-stone irons, crawling on his belly on the deck, his glasses smashed. 

Kid stood with the two captains from the garish ship that had rescued them, with his foot on the admiral's back.

"I'm gonna kill him," he declared, pressing his boot down hard. 

Cavendish's face contorted. "Hold on— there's a bounty on him. Barto, is he worth more alive?"

Nearby, O-Kiku cleaned her shining blade on a marine captain's coat, wiping the blood from it as she looked down at him through the glaring eyes of her demonic mask. "What is this talk of 'bounties'?"

Barto rubbed his chin, looking down at Ryokugyu thoughtfully. "Not that I know of. But you know those Cross Guild fellas. Someone there might have a grudge to settle and be willing to pay a little extra for it."

Otama walked over, her kimono tattered and her eyes glowering in anger, and kicked the back of Ryokugyu's head to smash him and his glasses one more time into the deck. "S-stop trying to wiggle away! Asshole!" 

She'd come at him with a bomb during the fight, using some 'substitution' trick of the ninja to blow part of the man's plant-armor away enough for the rest of them to rush in.

"We've got a grudge against him," Kid growled. At his side, Killer grunted tacitly agreeing. His new zoan-fruit tusks ran red with blood, and Kid thought it was a good look. "He killed men who've been sailing at our side for years."

Cavendish sneered. "Then if he's worth as much dead as alive, I'd say that makes him worth more dead, then."

On the ground, the admiral squirmed pathetically as Otama kicked him.

Hawkins drifted in from below deck, a massive lurching monster of blood-stained straw and nails, and loomed over with a low hiss of breath. "best not take the risk of him wriggling away. The chances are in our favor if we kill him now."

Speed's hoof clopped against the ground, blood running down her own face from the crimson-stained spiral horn jutting from her forehead "I say we let our captain do the honors…unless he wants this to be a group activity."

Barto held his hands up, a grin on his face. "Agreed. One less admiral is a DAMN good deal. Especially a chump like this!"

Otama kicked him again. 

Kid grinned widely. "Then let's do this. All we need is for the head to be recognizable."

The look of terror was the last expression on the admiral's face.

-

They had butchered the admiral and the rest of his men, and put the warship to the torch. Killer stood on the deck of the ship that had rescued them— a ridiculous thing with a unicorn figurehead— and looked out at the small amount of remains of the Victoria Punk that were still visible.

"After all that," he said thickly, thinking of Wano. "After all that, she's gone and they're dead anyway."

O-Kiku stood beside him, her hand upon her sword at her side and her mask still lowered over her face.

She nodded once, and her off-hand reached out to pat his shoulder. "I know. It's a tremendous loss…your ship, your men. Thi– I'm sorry I could not do more to protect them alongside you."

He shook his head. "You did everything you could. I'm glad you were there."

It was little surprise that it was their 'new recruits' who had survived in the end. And if they hadn't been there? It could have been a total disaster. Killer and his captain might have been at the bottom of the ocean too.

It just wasn't fair. Heat, and Wire. All the rest. They'd been with them a long time.

"I'm pleased I could be there too, but…" Her fingers tightened against her sword's grip. "Your men deserved better. I hope you won't mind if I say a prayer for them…?" 

He shook his head. He didn't mind. He sure wasn't going to say one, but—

"I don't mind. None of us… are good men. But they were my friends."

She laughed softly, and without joy. 

"I feel that is the important thing. What makes a 'good man'? They were your friends; they had an honor of their own. And they'll live on in one form or another. The spirits of warriors always do." She closed her eyes, clapping her hands together and whispering softly under her breath as the remnants of his beloved ship floated among the waves and sank into the churning sea. 

Killer closed his eyes too, and leaned on the rail, watching the wreckage and thinking back to the day they'd set sail.

Would they have regretted it, if they knew how it would end? He didn't think so.

"The spirits of warriors live on," he repeated. 

If nothing else, they'd carry them forward. The captain was already talking to their rescuers about plans.

O-Kiku finished, a soft prayer on the strength of a warrior's soul lingering as it drifted from behind her mask, and she straightened up.

"They do. In many ways, Killer. In memories, in others, in their weapons, or their wishes. Or on to their next life— reborn to fight again." 

"Yeah." He was aware of the thick sound at the back of his throat. He'd done so much to try to keep them all from harm. In the end it was a zero sum game. But he'd make it count, and he'd remember them. "That's good to remember. Thanks."

O-Kiku bowed her head to him as her fingers returned to the blade at her side.

"Of course. It's something I myself have to remember, for my brother." She grabbed his shoulder again. "I did not know them well, but we've already gotten a start on vengeance for you, Killer. You will have my blade for all further blood that must spill in atonement." 

Killer put his hand on her back in return and nodded. 

"I'm sorry you didn't have longer to get to know them. But we've spilled a lot of blood for them already— and there'll be more, I know it. Captain's not going to give up just because we lost…"

Everything.

The ship. The whole crew minus the handful of them. They lost everything.

"He won't give up," Killer repeated firmly.

O-Kiku chuckled softly. "That may be the thing that drew me to ask to join his crew. He isn't a man who'll give up in the face of despair." 

"Damn right. And we'll follow his example, eh?" He slung his arm fully over her shoulder.

The former samurai leaned down and against his shoulder with a nod, finally pushing her mask up and out of her face to smile at him. 

"Without hesitation, Killer." 

-

Basil Hawkins felt— dreadful, really. The loss of his new captain's ship, so like his own loss months ago, combined with the brutal loss at the Marines' hands had not done wonders for morale.

But the shadow of death was never on any of the surviving cadre, and they'd been rescued by familiar faces to the New World. The 'pirate prince' and Barto the terror. And in said rescue they'd killed a naval Admiral and removed his head to put on ice for the trip to Cross Guild for his bounty.

A sweet revenge but it did little to ease the lingering anger. He worked with straw, forming shapes and dolls with it as it wound through his body, and sighed softly. He did not know them well, Kid's crew.

But he knew the lance of loss better than anyone. 

He heard stomping boots across the deck behind him that could only belong to one person, though he didn't announce himself.

One of Basil's dolls turned instead of him as he shifted against the chair. "Hello, Captain Kid." 

"What the hell are you doing, Hawkins?" Kid growled. He drew up behind him, leaning over his shoulder as Basil remained with his back to him.

Basil finally half turned, the dolls hanging off his arms as he held them out. "I'm working on dolls. I'll likely keep them in my body until we face a proper target for me to latch them onto. But for the moment it's keeping my mind occupied." 

"Freaky fucking hobby," Kid drawled. There was a twitch at the edge of his lips though— a shred of amusement? Even that tiny amount would be a surprise after the day Kid had had.

"I've been told," Basil smiled wryly as he stood, and the dolls burrowed their way into the straw of his arm. "But I think you like it well enough. I'll gift you one. As a present."

Kid snorted and rolled his eyes brushing off the offer and changing the subject. "We're sailing with the pretty boy and the ogre for now, until we can get another ship."

He tilted his head. "We're sailing with the famous 'pirate heel' and the pirate prince? Interesting— for very long, do you think?" 

Kid growled. "As short as I can fucking manage, that's for sure. I'm not a huge fan of sailing under another man's flag. Speaking of which…"

He gave Basil a speculative look.

Basil tilted his head to the side, examining Kid's expression. "I believe I know what you're wondering… but go on." 

"I want to know if you're still planning to sail with me after this… fucking diaster." Kid's weight was heavy against his back as he stood with his arm thrown over Basil's.

Basil leaned against him with a thoughtful hum. 

"While it's true I could sail under my own flag again…" he began. Faust, his beloved first mate, and his crew were dead. His ship, tailored to their shared tastes, was sunk. His flag burned away in the disgrace of defeat. "I'm still rather curious to see what sailing under you holds in store. Even with this disaster muddling the cards." 

"Wouldn't blame you if you were going to leave." Eustass' hand found his own, and his fingers closed around it. "But I'm glad you're not planning on it."

Basil squeezed his hand tightly as one of the dolls trotted along to hang off of Eustass' elbow, looking up at him with a half smile. "Quite the opposite. I've hitched myself to your star, I'll be with you as we recover from this mess and beyond." 

Kid's narrow eyes followed the doll, then his gaze returned to Basil's face and he smiled grimly. "I'll happily accept the vote of confidence, magician. We've been set back. But I'm going to keep rising as far as I can before I burn out. You and this lot with me."

Basil's fingers trailed against the pack of cards at his hip, his other hand still squeezing against Kid's. He didn't need them at the moment to tell him what he already knew.

This star would rise higher, even with this cursed day upon them, and it would either illuminate the sky or burn out and fade to stardust.

He smiled grimly back up at him. "If we should burn out, let's burn out as what they called us." He chuckled under his breath. "As supernovas. Bright and all-consuming. But let also that time be a long way out, Captain Kid." 

[quinloki]

Alright, my tipsy friend, I'm half assing my way through Greek lecture #2. Which OP dudes would cheat off Robin in an ancient language class, and would she catch them/what would she do to them if she caught them? Not just Strawhat dudes either.

oh sweetbies - Luffy for sure, that poor boy ain't surviving, adn Robin's a Luffy Enabler #1 \o/ so she's not going stop him.

Nami and Zoro are both good on their own - Nami's super smart and I've alwayus head canons Zoro as a fast leaner. Usopp's pretty smart too so he's good, Franky's all machines and blueprints though, he's nit a language guy.

I think Robin's so chill though she'd let him cheat a little.

Kid wouldn't cheat, but he's like, that guy in the high school AU that everyone thinks is really dumb, and then midterms come out and he's #1 and there's suddentl a rivalry between him and the gflasses character (Law and/or Nami) he's all "whatever losers."

nod nod.

Barto doesn't cheat, but he's so cute toward the strawhats that Robin corrects his work for him with her fruit powers =3

[base0h]

Okay, on account of recent requests, I now have something to ask. What Usopp, Barto, and Kid with an S/O who's hobby is art but can pretty much only draw stick figures. How would they react to finding a painting of themselves in stick figure form?

a/n - barto would cherish that drawing more than he cherishes his Luffy posters I just know it 😭 tysm for this request anon! This is so adorable 🥺💜

Warnings ⚠️ - g/n reader, I bully kid lmao

Bartolommeo

- He loves you so much, but this boy is the definition of “Aw sweetie you’re talented in other things!”

- … I’m sorry but it’s true

- Barto can’t do art, it’s just not very compatible with him

- Idk once he tried to paint something of you (I think he put Luffy in the background somewhere) and he accidentally dropped the paint bucket on his head, turning his hair pink for around a month

- He supports every single one of your hobbies, it doesn’t matter what the hobby is!

- Cooking? Of course! He’ll help in whatever way he can :) Writing? Omg you better read him bed time stories 😭

- Today, he was walking around the ship, looking for you in literally every room

- “Y/n?!” He was so confused- where the hell did you go ?!

- He found you seated at the table, extremely focused on something, so he decided to try and be quiet for you

- He tiptoed (like those fucking cartoons) trying not to make a single peep

- He looked over your shoulder, struggling not to make a noise

- You were drawing! But.. Why did that stick figure kinda look like him??

- His eyes widened when he realized you were drawing him

- His heart melted, his eyes turning into little sparkles of amazement and care

- “Y/n is that me?!”

- “WHAT THE FUCK?!” You were startled, man forgot he was supposed to be quiet

- You scared the living shit out of the poor boy, “WHA- WHAT’S WRONG?!”

- “Barto- why’d you sneak up on me?!”

- Poor boy didn’t mean to scare you! He was just so amazed by that drawing of him

- It doesn’t even matter if the drawing was good or bad, he literally didn’t care

- He took that drawing and framed it in his room, and he asked you to draw another one so he could keep one with him at all times 😭

- This boy will do anything for you, and seeing you draw him? That just made him fall even more for you (if that’s even possible, man’s already head over heels for you)

Usopp

- Honestly Usopp is a pretty good artist himself!

- He painted the strawhats flag after all!

- He was going about his day, gathering random scraps of materials he found scattered around the ship

- He went to go say hello to you, his precious, amazing y/n (who always protected him in his times of need)

- He paused when he saw what exactly you were drawing today

- He tried his best not to just burst out laughing

- “Oh- Usopp!” You said with a grin, looking up from your stick figure drawing

- Usopp gazed at the photo with a snicker, taking a look at how- long his nose was

- “Y/N EXCUSE ME- MY NOSE ISN’T THAT LONG.”

- He was OFFENDED

- how dare you make his nose 3 inches longer than it should be?! 💀

- he was yelling at you while pointing at his nose for a while after that

- “I’m gonna sue you!” He shouted jokingly

- “Mhm with what money??”

- …

- “NAMI?!” -Usopp

- pssssssst- he kept the drawing anyways 😭

- he uses it as hype up material for when he’s scared or about to fight someone strong hehe 🥺

Kid

- Kid’s a mechanic, not an artsy guy

- he lets you do you though, it’s not bothering him, actually he kinda likes seeing whatever you end up drawing from day to day

- your drawing today was of him, and instead of stick figures, you decided to practice some anatomy! (It obviously went wrong)

- His chest was extremely disproportionate to the rest of his body (it was literally like you stuck watermelons onto his chest 💀)

- Perhaps that’s how you saw him

- Kid looked over your shoulder and immediately took a step back

- Was that.. HIM?!

- “Y/N WHY THE FUCK ARE MY TIDDIES SO FUCKING BIG?! I’M NOT THAT BIG!”

- Man got so angry lmao

- He had to lecture you about how he’s actually not that large and how his tiddies are “small”

- You couldn’t even practice anatomy in peace with this dumbass tulip head

- “KILLER! My chest isn’t that big right?! Y/n’s fucking blind!”

- Killer snickered, and he agreed with you, the drawing you drew was pretty accurate

- “FUCK YOU KILLER I’M COMING OVER THERE SHITHEAD!”

- … kid you need to calm down 😭

a/n - lmao I love barto 😭

[theunderneath]

here I am again(that one anonymous asking for Minks S/O) Barto is indeed a baby(he's called "cannibal" but is still our precious baby) when I started reading the one you made for killer I laughed so hard just because of the "Nice hair" so here is my request today Nami, Usopp, Crocodile and Shanks

Hey, it’s you again! Glad you find my things funny and you like them enough to keep asking. Anyway on to the headcanon/scenarios.

Nami 

“S/O how much money do you think we could make together?”

Loves your strength and speed. She definitely wants to steal with you. Having a Mink is definitely a distraction she can use to pickpocket. Your hair is very pretty, she thinks it could probably sell for a lot. Though you probably don't wanna part with it. 

She probably wouldn't kidnap you. She simply isn’t strong enough. She would try and bribe you though. Offer a lot of shining things that are eye-catching. Maybe some nice clothes the two of you could wear together. Things like that.

Usopp

“I’M THE GREAT CAPTAIN USOPP AND I’M HERE TO TELL YOU A GREAT SHANTY!”

Protect this poor boy, please. He is a weak man and needs to hide behind you. You just need to stare at the full moon and turn badass. Go kick their ass baby you don't need a man to protect you. 

For the kidnapping part, I think we all know he would fail. I feel like he would draw you in by telling stories of great adventures and treasure trying to get you on the crew. If that doesn't work I’m sure if Usopp has taken a liking to you then Luffy has. So you're probably already on a crew.

Crocodile

“S/O get your ass over here.”

Your strength and speed are a plus for him. Though sometimes he does wish you were small and weak. It would be easier to get you by his side that way. Though he likes the chase too so it isn't all that bad. He finds you very beautiful with your hair and can see why you take pride in it.

He first tries to do it civilized. Tries to court you with gifts and jewels. If that doesn't work then force it is. Though your full moon might be a problem. All he needs to do is time it right then. Which won't be much of a problem for him, he’s smart.

Shanks

“Hay little rabbit! How’ve you been!?”

Loves everything about you. To your hair to the body to your power. He might have a fetish for Minks after meeting you. Maybe it’s just you that brings out this feeling but still. Abores every inch of your body. Please PLEASE let him touch your ears.

Kidnaping? Oh no no no! He would never. Such a beautiful creature being caged. He rather die. He’ll just bride you with great treasures. And or an adventure you can't pass up. Or maybe just declare your island his territory and visit any chance he gets. Perks of being one of the Four Emperors.

[tremendousardency]

1. Brook

2. Zoro's bar tab because at least it would be finite. I feel like Luffy's tab might just keep getting greater and greater. The boy ate 6,000 years' worth of calories in a single night when he fought Cracker.

3. Sanji because I think we would be friends and he would be so patient with me. 🥺 With Killer there might be awkwardness and sexual tension. 😳

4. Roger because at least a smartphone wouldn't be tiny in his hand. Whitebeard couldn't even press the buttons!

5. Shanks

6. Nami! I love her sooo much, she's my babygirl 🥺

7. Small talk with Mihawk. Work stuff stresses me out.

8. Chopper

9. Shachi's plus one because I'd rather attend a wedding.

10. Be adopted by Kaido I guess. I'm not a huge fan of Yamato but it might be fun to have him as a brother. Plus I'd get to see King sometimes 👀

11. Chick flick with Coby! Sounds fun

12. Marco in phoenix form. Birdie...

13. I LOVE Hancock but I don't think she'd be the best for this. I'd be very interested to see what Kid would do with my makeup.

14. GTA with Ace

15. Brush Buggy's pretty hair

16. Do you know how often I've wished I had some extra arms? It would be so helpful. Having my heart outside my body would cause me terrible anxiety.

17. Cora can help me move

18. Shop with Franky as a teacher

19. Tell Izou he's wrong and then, when he inevitably has attitude, kiss the pout right off his lips.

20. Barto fanboying, because I could join in.

This Or That

Just a silly game I thought I'd make for people. Basicly I have written a bunch of 'would you rather' and feel free to reblog this with your answers, I am super interested in reading! Silly and fluffy ones.

Go to a concert with Brook or Uta

Pay Luffy’s food bill or Zoro’s bar tab

Cook with Sanji or Killer

Teach Whitebeard or Roger how to use a smartphone

Go drinking with Rayleigh or Shanks

Go shopping with Nami or Perona

Make awkward small talk in an elevator with Mihawk or ask Smoker for a day off

Go to build a bear with Chopper or Bepo

Be Shachi’s plus one to a wedding or Penguins date to a school reunion 

Marry Big Mom or be adopted by Kaido

Watch a chick flick with Coby or horror with Shirahoshi

Paint Marco’s nails in phoenix form or Drakes toenails in dinosaur mode

Let Kid or Boa give you a  total makeover

Comit GTA with Ace or arson with Sabo

Do Hawkins eyebrows or brush Buggy’s hair

Have Law borrow your heart or have Robin give you extra limbs

Let Corazon help you move house including breakable things or clean the sand out of all Sir Crocodiles shoes

Art class with Usopp as teacher or shop with Franky as teacher

Have to tell izou he’s wrong or beta-read Deuce

Listen to an hour of bread puns and jokes from Thatch or Barto fanboying over Strawhats for an hour. [He’d be screaming and crying and pulling his hair out]