#pretrial

[luluthesleepy]

violating the fourth amendment but it’s okay because I’m hungry

[celebritydominatrix]

Pretrial. It’s not even worth it to stay. No risk, no reward. There should be agents handling my affairs over there. I’ll fight the extradition.

[luluthesleepy]

@teapod

responses to "are you a boy or girl ?"-type questions:

gimme your best guess

wouldn't you like to know, weather boy

yes

no

maybe

sometimes

I can be anything you want ;)

*raises eyebrow slowly*

I am become death, destroyer of worlds

idk I'm making it up as I go along

on a bad day

i'm actually an adult human if you don't mind

gender ? i hardly know 'er !

[bornwholocker]

So pretty soon after I came out as trans I named myself Phoenix, cuz I’m a nerd, nothing new right

And now I’m a trial attorney for my school’s mock trial team and I’m looking at my outfit and

I’ve somehow managed to get a whole cosplay of Phoenix Wright without realizing

[qqueenofhades]

HAPPY (4TH) INDICTMENT DAY!

YOOOOO IT’S OFFICIAL

Also, there are some BIG co-defendants in this one, including Jeff Clark (the guy Trump wanted as Attorney General during the coup attempt period) AND THE HEAD OF THE GEORGIA REPUBLICAN PARTY.....

.... PLUS. PLUS. RUDY GIULIANI!!! AND MARK MEADOWS!!!!! AND JOHN EASTMAN!!! AND RICO CHARGES FOR TRUMP!!!!

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

(oh damn, oh snap, a thing of beauty and a joy forever, etc)

Also, apparently this is technically his FIFTH indictment, as the superseding Mar-a-Lago charges added the other day count as another one. But wow this is a WHOPPER.)

[littlestuffstohide]

Even Miles believes Manfred is all that. He is a terrifying image for Miles.

His profile description had changed entirely! Gone is the anything to get a guilty verdict!

Phoenix being old mean. He doesn't even let Miles forget he's similar. Edgeworth here implied something else. Like...forging. and Phoenix just as said it. Phoenix really believed he forged evidence. Sad. AA1 Edgeworth never forged but he prepped his cases and does manipulate cases in a way to win. Where the defense won't get the chance to put doubt. Wrong but remember Miles was in the belief all defendants are guilty.

Manfred's an awful man. Even Miles could not call him mentor. Was Miles not allowed to?

Maya is the MVP for questioning Lotta. He's Mr. Emotionally Constipated. Not that Phoenix is all that different.

[altschmerzes]

I hate walking in and out of court when tv cameras are there the steps are spaced weirdly and I always think I'm gonna stack it on TV :/

LITERALLYYYYYY im like enjoying a good bop on my way in with my smoothie and all of a sudden CBC News Is Here and im like christ am i about to end up in the living rooms of millions of canadians before 8:30 am

[boasamishipper]

You posting Dan/Harry fic got me to check out the original Night Court series and I love it so much (and I'm also enjoying the revival)! Then I went back to read Judicial Impropriety and it gives me all the warm fuzzies. I love how you write Dan/Harry so much. especially their banter, sweet moments, and how much they want each other, I've reread it twice this week already :D do you have more ideas for them, aside from your Judge Leon series (which I also love, though it can be painful) 💜

hi nonny! thank you so much, i'm so happy to hear you enjoyed Judicial Impropriety and my Judge Leon series - and that my fics got you to watch the original night court series! i'm beyond flattered 🥰

to answer your question, i do indeed have more dan/harry fics planned. here's what i'm tinkering with right now:

Pretrial Motions: In which Harry celebrates his impending appointment to the bench by having a one night stand with a hot attorney he meets in a bar. Preseries AU.

Moral Obligations: In which Harry's not-so-judicial thoughts are about Dan, not Christine, and Dan's morals decide to kick in at the worst possible time. 4.22 AU.

Code of Conduct: Companion piece to Judicial Impropriety - Harry's POV of how he and Dan get together.

and over in the Judge Leon AU:

Sweetheart Deal: Leon works up the courage to ask out Rene Robinson, and Dan debates getting back on the market after a chance reunion with old flame Joan Hobson.

Contributory Negligence: After Leon is badly injured in a car accident and goes into a coma, Dan comes to terms with how much Leon means to him.

Residuary Legacy: On the sixth anniversary of Harry's death, Leon joins Dan in scattering Harry's ashes off the coast of Rhode Island. On the way, Dan reflects on his and Harry's love story, from the beginning to the end.

[averydistinctivestyle]

Season 5 episode 1 aka: that's not how pre-trial motions or criminal cases work.

Any motion to suppress would have been due way before now.

ALSO Los Angeles local rules mean this entire plot line is bullshit because there's no way this fuckhead filed the proper rule 8.42 documents, and is also definitely calling Athena as a harassment technique.

Also, fun fact, Los Angeles local rules use "pro per" instead of "pro se".

[navree]

i understand it's Dramatic but i will pay hollywood money to let the "surprise witness" trope die

[celebritydominatrix]

If imma get this money…

We gotta keep going.

[leemarkies]

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[insteading]

This is why public defender is the hottest profession there is. Someone's whole work is defending the public. Which includes you, if you need it and can't afford it. If you don't think that's hot, I don't know what to tell you.

Unpopular opinion but literally not one person in the world should have their human rights violated

[skippitydippity]

Going to court tomorrow for a possible misdemeanor (meaning I crashed my own car and someone else called the cops) very cool! If I get a misdemeanor I'm commiting suicide!