#president fiddleford

[simon-like-the-chipmunk]

If Fiddleford Mcgucket is canonically the 45th president in Gravity Falls, that means he beat Donald Trump, which leads me to believe that Fidds is either A. God, or B. Did some weird sciencey thingy to take ol' Cheeto bag out of the picture (assassination, memory gun usage, whatever the hell you could think of).

[intothehandsoffate]

I would have voted for mcgucket 2016….

Ford would insist on Fiddleford taking breaks all the time(they go on walks because they are old men. Also because the secret service literally had to beg them to not make another robot and take it for a joyride)

(Reference to this tweet)

[clayclayton332]

FORD FIDDLEFORD STANLEY AND SARDONYX?!??! and the lalala seals... i love them...

[maniacwatchestheworld]

It's my personal headcanon that when Fiddleford was running for president, Ford was busying himself with trying to entirely cover up the Society of the Blind Eye. So much so that he didn't have time to sabotage Fiddleford's campaign! Because like... There are a few loose threads there! And when questioned by the press as to why Ford didn't support his best friend running for president I just imagine the interaction went something like...

Press: So is it true that you don't want your best friend, Fiddleford Mcgucket to win the presidency!?

Stanford: That would be correct.

Press: Is it because you doubt his leadership abilities?

Stanford: WHAT!? NO! Of course not! His leadership abilities are- *flashes back to Fiddleford leading the Society of the Blind Eye* They... They're pretty good actually...

Press: Oh? Then why not support him?

Stanford: ... I'm not answering any more of your questions. I have... Important business to attend to!

Before he ran off to figure out what happened to the Society. Like... Ford didn't want Fiddleford to win, but he certainly didn't want him to lose because of a scandal breaking out over the discovery the cult that he led! If Fiddleford was going to lose, it would be because of his own merit in the now! Not because of the mistakes of his past! So Ford sought to get rid of any evidence of the Society of the Blind Eye existing, and to discredit anyone that were aware of it in some capacity that would hurt Fidds!

By the time he took care of it all, the election was coming to a close. So sadly, all of his plans for sabotaging the election fell through... Ah well! At least he could sabotage Fiddleford's relection! :p

[eatmyassastarion-affectionately]

FIDDLEFORD FOR PRESIDENT!

[strawberrihart]

the mayor election from gravity falls oddly reminds me of the 2024 presidential election

[s1lly-gh02tz]

“Harris or Trump?” McGucket

[bill-isback]

WHY YOU SHOULD VOTE ME, BILL CIPHER, AND NOT @therealfiddleford

1. He has created a machine to ERASE peoples memories ON PURPOSE. he RAN a cult.

2. He's old. We've already had too many old people run for president. IT'S TIME FOR A CHANCE.

3. He has used peoples pasts against them. Even if they've gotten help. He's been using it against them.

4. I'M YOUNG. now before you say "but you're a trillion!" I'm actually a trillion and 12. Meaning I'm a preteen in my universe! I'm young BUT I'm old enough to become president!!

5. YOUR BOY IS AROACE. that means gay rights, trans rights, and everything!

6. I do not condone racism, abelism, homophobia, transphobia, pedos, ect. All of it is BAD.

7. I'll make Miku real!!

That's all for now! And remember: BE A TRIANGLE, NOT A SQUARE!!

[fiddlesfords]

Interesting, what about the government?

well, they bought a buncha my inventions! and they gave me a buncha money for it! so i reckon they’re pretty alright!!

[fiddlefordisms]

Are you still the 45th President or did you pass the baton on that back to someone else?

"Oh, that hasn't happened yet here when and where I'm from, but I'm already prepared for that there Covid-19 plague with my corona virus battlin' gizmos! Remember to vote McGucket in whatever timeline and dimension you're from or RISK HORRIFYING CONSEQUENCES THAT COULDA BEEN AVOIDED! Or at the very least vote McGucket cause ya get a free pie with every vote, and I promise to give everyone in America free healthcare, free housing, free edumacation, free food, a livable wage, and a 100-foot spider robit! Now, ya might ask how I'm gonna pay for all of this, and the answer is simple: Gizmos and taxing the filthy rich includin' myself! I'ma just givin' this money away! I don't need it, but you peoples do! Y'all deserve it for all your hard work and patience! Now, go hug your friends and family! I'm huggin' mine to help lower my blood pressure, so Stanford don't worry himself half to death about what the presidency will do to my health!

[azulabluefire]

So this means that Stanford became the First... Lady? Man? Gentleman? Lord?

This is very VERY important question. How will we call First Lady which is not lady but gentleman?

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!! Fiddleford H. McGucket WINS 2024 election in HISTORIC sweep!!!!!!!!!!

[holographicbutch]

I have so many thoughts about stan + fiddleford post-canon friendship it's driving me insane

[docto33]

Can we start talking about this as a fandom more!!! I really want a fic about this, like where Ford is crushing on/possibly dating the president of the united states Fiddleford Hadron Mcgucket 😭

[tireur-de-carte]

Chat is this anything?

(First sketch based of this beautiful painting)

Transcript under the cut :

Ford: Our first day in college... Second-

Fiddleford: We look cooked.

Ford: Ahah (we were)...

Ford: We stayed up all night trying to prove the universe was a hologram... Which it was... Is.

Ford: The McGucket-Pines contingency. Government shot it down.

Fiddleford: Well... If I was president...

Ford: Please no.

[mnemonicpneumaticknife]

Entire US industrial sector revitalized by the McGucket/Trembly ticket and their plan to give every American a peanut brittle powered giant mechanical spider.

I think Ford has very strange opinions on gun control. I think when Dipper told him "yeah the government thought Stan was building a nuke and that's why they wanted to arrest him" Ford gave him a funny look and asked if the right to bear arms had been revoked. I think he draws the line at antimatter bombs and anything less lethal than that is fine for a civilian to carry

[sickospaghetti-o]

Random future head cannons for Gravity Falls.

(I can’t sleep so I’m gonna make it everyone else’s problem)

Dipper:

- Starts the first ever ddmd club at his high school as well as a Cryptid/ Mystery club (Mabel is the vice president of the club and always plans club events)

- Studies ancient history and journalism in college

- Is 100% a loser trans boy (Mabel always helps him with his t shots)

- Makes journals of his own and tried to publish one (Didn’t go well)

- Meets a really nice girl in college that helps him get out of his comfort zone. She finds Dipper’s work on cryptids very interesting. “She’s the one, Mabel. I know it. She just gets me.”

- Forgets to tie his shoes all the time and is constantly tripping because of it

- Still loves BABBA but also listens to Midwest emo

Mabel:

- Waddles still lives with Mabel and wins the world record for oldest pig alive

- Studies Fashion in college and starts her own alternative clothing business (it’s very successful)

- Stan taught her how to con during the first summer she visited gf and she got really good at it but has refused to use her skills unless someone is being an asshole and “Totally deserved it, Dipper! It’s not my fault he didn’t know how to cheat at poker”

- Listens to bands like lemon demon and will wood after she goes through her boy band phase (she goes back and listens to several timz when she misses Grenada and Candy)

- She and Pacifica have been dating since the beginning of their junior year in high school (they confessed to each other over the summer and are currently doing a long distance thing)

Ford:

- He and Fiddleford hang out after weirdmagedon and manage to rekindle their friendship

- Started a new journal with Stan while they traveled the world on the Stan’o’ war

- Found out that the Cold War ended and he learned about the attack on 9/11 and he found out that gay marriage was legalized all in the same day (had to sit down because he thought he was going to pass out)

- Is slowly learning to forgive himself for “falling for Bill’s tricks” and still has to accept that it wasn’t his fault and that he was manipulated

- His favorite new “technology advancement” is bluetooth

Pacifica:

- Over the years she and her family have drifted apart and Paz has learned to live to be completely independent from her parents

- Works at the dinner with Lazy Susan and has come to see her as a mother figure

- Is actually really good with computers and technology

- She went on a walk on night and ended up at the old Northwest Mansion. She was feeling really homesick and so she walked around the gardens for a while and met Fiddleford. They found out that they have the same passion for computers and bonded of it.

- She made an indie mystery puzzle solving game based loosely on weirdmagedon with the help of Dipper and Fidds

- In a relationship with Mabel and still gets butterflies whenever she’s around

Fiddleford:

- Divorced his raccoon wife (the break up was messy, he doesn’t like to talk about it)

- Invites Tate and his family to live in the mansion with him and they all accept

- He and Tate talk a lot and Fidds apologizes all the time for leaving when Tate was a kid. They mange to figure it out and their relationship is getting stronger

- Teaches Pacifica tons about computer tech and teaches her a little bit of robotics (her first robot blew up and set fire to the south garden of the mansion)

- Relearns banjo and is still one hell of a musician

- Barely remembers dating Stan when they were younger but still has feelings for him, he won’t tell him until later (don’t mind me just spreading my fiddlestan agenda)

Stan:

- Took Ford to go visit Shermie (Shermie hits them both and then hugs them immediately after)

- Has stopped conning people as much as possible and now only does it when absolutely necessary (Normally while on adventures with Ford)

- His favorite band is They Might Be Giants and he and Ford sing their songs together all the time

- Bill still lives in Stan’s mind but has no power he’s just like an annoying little voice in his head (they manage to be “friends” and get along)

- He picked up lace making and is incredibly talented (He originally learned how to knit from Mabel, but didn’t like it as much. She showed him what Lacemaking was and he fell in love with the hobby)

- Has gaps in his memory but has been able to regain most of them

- He and Fidds used to date when he was rebuilding the portal but they don’t talk about it anymore. He has lingering feelings but he won’t ever admit it.