#president fiddleford

[simon-like-the-chipmunk]

If Fiddleford Mcgucket is canonically the 45th president in Gravity Falls, that means he beat Donald Trump, which leads me to believe that Fidds is either A. God, or B. Did some weird sciencey thingy to take ol' Cheeto bag out of the picture (assassination, memory gun usage, whatever the hell you could think of).

[intothehandsoffate]

I would have voted for mcgucket 2016….

Ford would insist on Fiddleford taking breaks all the time(they go on walks because they are old men. Also because the secret service literally had to beg them to not make another robot and take it for a joyride)

(Reference to this tweet)

[clayclayton332]

FORD FIDDLEFORD STANLEY AND SARDONYX?!??! and the lalala seals... i love them...

[eatmyassastarion-affectionately]

FIDDLEFORD FOR PRESIDENT!

[strawberrihart]

the mayor election from gravity falls oddly reminds me of the 2024 presidential election

[s1lly-gh02tz]

“Harris or Trump?” McGucket

[maniacwatchestheworld]

It's my personal headcanon that when Fiddleford was running for president, Ford was busying himself with trying to entirely cover up the Society of the Blind Eye. So much so that he didn't have time to sabotage Fiddleford's campaign! Because like... There are a few loose threads there! And when questioned by the press as to why Ford didn't support his best friend running for president I just imagine the interaction went something like...

Press: So is it true that you don't want your best friend, Fiddleford Mcgucket to win the presidency!?

Stanford: That would be correct.

Press: Is it because you doubt his leadership abilities?

Stanford: WHAT!? NO! Of course not! His leadership abilities are- *flashes back to Fiddleford leading the Society of the Blind Eye* They... They're pretty good actually...

Press: Oh? Then why not support him?

Stanford: ... I'm not answering any more of your questions. I have... Important business to attend to!

Before he ran off to figure out what happened to the Society. Like... Ford didn't want Fiddleford to win, but he certainly didn't want him to lose because of a scandal breaking out over the discovery the cult that he led! If Fiddleford was going to lose, it would be because of his own merit in the now! Not because of the mistakes of his past! So Ford sought to get rid of any evidence of the Society of the Blind Eye existing, and to discredit anyone that were aware of it in some capacity that would hurt Fidds!

By the time he took care of it all, the election was coming to a close. So sadly, all of his plans for sabotaging the election fell through... Ah well! At least he could sabotage Fiddleford's relection! :p

[bill-isback]

WHY YOU SHOULD VOTE ME, BILL CIPHER, AND NOT @therealfiddleford

1. He has created a machine to ERASE peoples memories ON PURPOSE. he RAN a cult.

2. He's old. We've already had too many old people run for president. IT'S TIME FOR A CHANCE.

3. He has used peoples pasts against them. Even if they've gotten help. He's been using it against them.

4. I'M YOUNG. now before you say "but you're a trillion!" I'm actually a trillion and 12. Meaning I'm a preteen in my universe! I'm young BUT I'm old enough to become president!!

5. YOUR BOY IS AROACE. that means gay rights, trans rights, and everything!

6. I do not condone racism, abelism, homophobia, transphobia, pedos, ect. All of it is BAD.

7. I'll make Miku real!!

That's all for now! And remember: BE A TRIANGLE, NOT A SQUARE!!

[fiddlefordisms]

Are you still the 45th President or did you pass the baton on that back to someone else?

"Oh, that hasn't happened yet here when and where I'm from, but I'm already prepared for that there Covid-19 plague with my corona virus battlin' gizmos! Remember to vote McGucket in whatever timeline and dimension you're from or RISK HORRIFYING CONSEQUENCES THAT COULDA BEEN AVOIDED! Or at the very least vote McGucket cause ya get a free pie with every vote, and I promise to give everyone in America free healthcare, free housing, free edumacation, free food, a livable wage, and a 100-foot spider robit! Now, ya might ask how I'm gonna pay for all of this, and the answer is simple: Gizmos and taxing the filthy rich includin' myself! I'ma just givin' this money away! I don't need it, but you peoples do! Y'all deserve it for all your hard work and patience! Now, go hug your friends and family! I'm huggin' mine to help lower my blood pressure, so Stanford don't worry himself half to death about what the presidency will do to my health!

[azulabluefire]

So this means that Stanford became the First... Lady? Man? Gentleman? Lord?

This is very VERY important question. How will we call First Lady which is not lady but gentleman?

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!! Fiddleford H. McGucket WINS 2024 election in HISTORIC sweep!!!!!!!!!!

[docto33]

Can we start talking about this as a fandom more!!! I really want a fic about this, like where Ford is crushing on/possibly dating the president of the united states Fiddleford Hadron Mcgucket 😭

[tireur-de-carte]

Chat is this anything?

(First sketch based of this beautiful painting)

Transcript under the cut :

Ford: Our first day in college... Second-

Fiddleford: We look cooked.

Ford: Ahah (we were)...

Ford: We stayed up all night trying to prove the universe was a hologram... Which it was... Is.

Ford: The McGucket-Pines contingency. Government shot it down.

Fiddleford: Well... If I was president...

Ford: Please no.

[jettemara]

Random future head cannons for Gravity Falls.

(I can’t sleep so I’m gonna make it everyone else’s problem)

Dipper:

- Starts the first ever ddmd club at his high school as well as a Cryptid/ Mystery club (Mabel is the vice president of the club and always plans club events)

- Studies ancient history and journalism in college

- Is 100% a loser trans boy (Mabel always helps him with his t shots)

- Makes journals of his own and tried to publish one (Didn’t go well)

- Meets a really nice girl in college that helps him get out of his comfort zone. She finds Dipper’s work on cryptids very interesting. “She’s the one, Mabel. I know it. She just gets me.”

- Forgets to tie his shoes all the time and is constantly tripping because of it

- Still loves BABBA but also listens to Midwest emo

Mabel:

- Waddles still lives with Mabel and wins the world record for oldest pig alive

- Studies Fashion in college and starts her own alternative clothing business (it’s very successful)

- Stan taught her how to con during the first summer she visited gf and she got really good at it but has refused to use her skills unless someone is being an asshole and “Totally deserved it, Dipper! It’s not my fault he didn’t know how to cheat at poker”

- Listens to bands like lemon demon and will wood after she goes through her boy band phase (she goes back and listens to several timz when she misses Grenada and Candy)

- She and Pacifica have been dating since the beginning of their junior year in high school (they confessed to each other over the summer and are currently doing a long distance thing)

Ford:

- He and Fiddleford hang out after weirdmagedon and manage to rekindle their friendship

- Started a new journal with Stan while they traveled the world on the Stan’o’ war

- Found out that the Cold War ended and he learned about the attack on 9/11 and he found out that gay marriage was legalized all in the same day (had to sit down because he thought he was going to pass out)

- Is slowly learning to forgive himself for “falling for Bill’s tricks” and still has to accept that it wasn’t his fault and that he was manipulated

- His favorite new “technology advancement” is bluetooth

Pacifica:

- Over the years she and her family have drifted apart and Paz has learned to live to be completely independent from her parents

- Works at the dinner with Lazy Susan and has come to see her as a mother figure

- Is actually really good with computers and technology

- She went on a walk on night and ended up at the old Northwest Mansion. She was feeling really homesick and so she walked around the gardens for a while and met Fiddleford. They found out that they have the same passion for computers and bonded of it.

- She made an indie mystery puzzle solving game based loosely on weirdmagedon with the help of Dipper and Fidds

- In a relationship with Mabel and still gets butterflies whenever she’s around

Fiddleford:

- Divorced his raccoon wife (the break up was messy, he doesn’t like to talk about it)

- Invites Tate and his family to live in the mansion with him and they all accept

- He and Tate talk a lot and Fidds apologizes all the time for leaving when Tate was a kid. They mange to figure it out and their relationship is getting stronger

- Teaches Pacifica tons about computer tech and teaches her a little bit of robotics (her first robot blew up and set fire to the south garden of the mansion)

- Relearns banjo and is still one hell of a musician

- Barely remembers dating Stan when they were younger but still has feelings for him, he won’t tell him until later (don’t mind me just spreading my fiddlestan agenda)

Stan:

- Took Ford to go visit Shermie (Shermie hits them both and then hugs them immediately after)

- Has stopped conning people as much as possible and now only does it when absolutely necessary (Normally while on adventures with Ford)

- His favorite band is They Might Be Giants and he and Ford sing their songs together all the time

- Bill still lives in Stan’s mind but has no power he’s just like an annoying little voice in his head (they manage to be “friends” and get along)

- He picked up lace making and is incredibly talented (He originally learned how to knit from Mabel, but didn’t like it as much. She showed him what Lacemaking was and he fell in love with the hobby)

- Has gaps in his memory but has been able to regain most of them

- He and Fidds used to date when he was rebuilding the portal but they don’t talk about it anymore. He has lingering feelings but he won’t ever admit it.

[shyjusticewarrior]

In the Gravity Falls universe Fiddleford McGucket is the president

[macabremadness]

fiddleford mcgucket is so AUUUUGHFHSHSGFJ like he is crazy he is a silly goose. just a guy from tennessee who knows how to build literally anything and wanted to make tech to improve peoples lives first like mf built the first portable laptop and cell phone and got NO credit. he wanted to make robot legs cuz he didn't wanna walk but imagine if he was able to actually make some as mobility aid anyways i think about that a lot

that one time ford suggested to gather the cute little living minerals to help them lead them out the cave tunnels while fiddleford instead just picked them up and banged them together to relight the lantern and they all just scattered and one bit ford. he's so smart <3

weird cows producing weird milk that might be dangerous for human consumption? fidds fuckin drank that shit straight out the bucket. and i think he took it with him the rest of the way cuz he dramatically spit it out upon seeing cso

hes like a chihuahua to me he just stands there and pathetically shakes but then he also gets really feisty and bites. he canonically growls as an old man

how many gifts has fiddleford given ford at this point? like hes given him an axolotl, handmade gloves, a handmade snow globe, a custom laptop, squash with a human face, essentially his life. "hey what is the universe was a hologram" had the trajectory of his life changed forever. LIKE BEFORE BACKUPSMORE HE NEVER EVEN DRANK COFFEE and then ford is just "oh yeah i gave him like 15 cups or something"

AUGH THE GLOVES AND THE SNOW GLOBE..... "gee ford how come you get TWO presents" says emma may with nothing. LIKE HIM AND FORD HAD SUCH A GREAT CHRISTMAS AFTER THE KRAMPUS THING BUT LIKE I FEEL BAD FOR TATE MAN AND YALL ALREADY KNOW MCGUCKET CARES ABOUT HIS SON SO GODDAMN MUCH

(violently cries)

his ass is NOT afraid to use the memory gun on people like hes made people build the portal and the bunker for free and wiped their memories and hasnt been afraid to wipe ford's too like damn man. hes a little too trigger happy. he also made an entire cult because of it and then forgot he made an entire cult

he made the bunker security room. he decided it would be a good idea to crush intruders to death. not to mention all the destructive robots hes made in his crazy old man era. i love him at his best and his worst your honor

we salute 45th president mcgucket, gave out free robot spiders. and he prevented the entire covid pandemic. it's so funny to me cuz he took over northwest manor first and then the white house. i would be fine if the whole world had one ruler and it was mcgucket and you know he would find a way to turn himself into an immortal robot he will NEVER die

he's married to a racoon. has not even questioned his marriage once. that racoon is tate's step mom and i don't even think he questions it at this point either. we salute first lady of the united states raccoon wife

also give it up for parallel fiddleford!! literally from the canon "everything went right" au. portal wouldn't exist without our fidds and the quantum destabilizer wouldn't exist without parallel fidds give it up for all two canon fiddlefords carrying ford 🙏 anyways where's all the au content of that specific universe—

not to mention mcgucket's entire story arc which i really cannot put into words rn in this dumb post because its so AAUUUGH you feel me?

anyways yeah. this post is absolutely not coherent but i just think fiddleford mcgucket is neat and underrated (and as much as i love fiddauthor/fiddleauthor/fordsquared/fordford/banjoportal/etc. i feel like he's getting stuck solely in shipping LET HIM BE HIS OWN GUY PLEASE). also thank you book of bill for existing because it made me remember gravity falls was a thing i was obsessed with as a kid and looking back at everything as an adult is CRAZYYY

okay peace out love you mcgucket stans

[localcanadiancreature62]

MORE Perfect Plan/Perfect World au lore

More of This au. This time with the logistics of the Perfect World itself and also Lobotomy Husbands stuff.

More Lobotomy Husbands musings + how the Perfect World works: There's no official law or government in Ford's Perfect World. Bill *IS* the law,he secretly enforces every law there by having his clones from the og Dimension 46'/ tell the actual cops what to do and he threatens to kill them if they don't comply. Although despite this,there's actual government officials cops and even Barack Obama as the president however they're just as fake as Ford's "family" since they're mere copies made to stabilize the dream world that Bill made for his researcher husband. There's even various civilians to populate the dream world,which are fake as well.

Bill and Ford have been married for 10 years,which is also the duration of how long the dream world has existed. Ford is now 70,and he has been 70 for a while as time doesn't fly in the Perfect World. No one ages here,they remain the same age as they were "created". Fidds and Stan are still in their 60s,the twins are 12,Wendy is 15,Soos is 21,etc. The general populace also stays in a permanent time stasis as no one ages or actually progresses besides the changes that Ford or Bill has made to the world.

The Henchmaniacs aren't allowed in the Perfect World,as Bill knows that those chaotic bastards will ruin the permanent stasis bubble he made for his husband in one way or another no matter how many times he threatens them as he knows that it's in their nature to destroy things as the monsters of the multiverse. Which is why Ford never actually sees Bill's friends despite the triangle often talking about them.

They're not actually married. Bill and Ford aren't actually married. Bill deadass just put a ring on himself and Ford then called it a day soon after the Perfect World was created,erasing the man's memory of him randomly giving him a ring and replacing the memory with an actual ceremony with the Henchmaniacs attending. Tfw you call a man your husband when you didn't even have a ceremony and just made him THINK you had one fr fr.

Fidds Stan Mabel Dipper Wendy and Soos are NOT aware of anything that's going on in the Perfect World. These mfs are literally empty husks with set instructions on how to act or feel,their personalities and desires are PROGRAMMED into them by Bill as if they were living dolls. Only Fiddleford is starting to become aware as Bill somehow managed to make him TOO advanced as he was given alll of the assets in order to be Ford's perfect bestie,which suddenly made him develop feelings and thoughts but Bill keeps erasing his memory every time so that he won't find out about the Horrors (everything is fake the world he lives in is a lie and his entire being is a lie and he's merely a clone of a man that was far more real than he is :]),but he doesn't know that this exact advanced copy will lead to his eventual defeat.

Ford is 100% aware of the horrific shit that Bill gets into like destroying and conquering worlds torturing people and literally having the entire multiverse under his palm but instead of being horrified about the fact that he's married to a monster,he's basically like "Oh that's nice,dear" because he's too damn happy and gay to notice how fucked up his triangular husband is. There is such a thing as being blinded by happiness...

The Perfect World was created after Bill grabbed the ashes of Dimension 46'/ and shaped the remains of the dimension into his researcher husband's happy place with his newfound abilities of controlling space matter and time. He made an entirely new dimension with the remains of the original one,one with moldable qualities and a permanent time stasis (Time Baby would be thoroughly pissed at the existence of a dimension where time doesn't progress if he was still alive). The Perfect World has since been called Dimension Infinity after the Axolotl acknowledged it as an official part of the multiverse, it's called such due to it having infinite possibilities with Bill constantly molding different aspects into it (but really out of universe,i just wanted it to sound cool fodndjdnd).

I was serious about Bill being the Ruler of the Multiverse. He deadass got exactly what he wanted after he made Weirdmaggedon global and "liberated" Dimension 46'/,with everyone in the multiverse worshipping him out of fear and slight admiration for managing to have the entire multiverse at his fingertips due to his sheer power. But really it was all because of his assets,and him realizing that he the more he uses his powers the more his power grows as he can now control EVERYTHING like he said "I can control Space,Matter,and now that the dumb baby is out of the way,Time itself!". Bill managed to get the Time Anomaly Removal Crew as well as Time Baby's old time soldiers at his side,he ended up having most dimensional rulers to agree to his demands regarding him being able to freely manipulate or destroy their worlds as he wishes lest they get their organs turned inside out,and he even got the Axolotl to let him take on their role of watching over the multiverse for them while also giving him permission to create worlds as he wishes. However the Axolotl was half bluffing,as they only let him take on the Multiverse Ruler role while not letting him freely create worlds besides being able to mold the Perfect World as he wishes. Because they knew that Bill's new plan was going to fail horribly one day,and letting him have everything he wants will slowly make him realize that he made a mistake once it all crumbles down on him in the end.

In the Perfect World,nothing gets in nothing gets out unless they have Bill's permission. Bill was somehow able to grab his memory of the Gravity Falls natural law of Weirdness Magnetism and he ended up expanding on it so that it would reach a dimensional scale. This is why interdimensional anomalies besides the ones that already exist inside of the Perfect World won't be able to get in,as only Bill has the ability to collapse the barrier with his current higher power level. No one really wants to stay there anyway save for a few refugees from decaying or destroyed dimensions,because everyone in the multiverse know that Bill is bad news and that they figured it would be better to not interact with him at all lest they get their skin turned inside out for merely insulting him or Ford. Bill did this because he doesn't want anyone to go in and ruin everything for his husband's dream world with their chaos.

I mentioned that the Perfect World doesn't change unless Bill or Ford do something to it. Bill's changes are usually precautionary measures or putting in things that Ford would like,such as a setting that causes any intruder to be electrocuted once they enter the buildings that they own/are associated with such as their condo the Oregon Institute of Oddology the Stanley Co Comics building Dipper and Mabel's house that they live with Stan and their fake ass parents (lightning bolts are set to appear and electrocute enemies until they die. Bill is playing with this world like the fuckin sims) and a museum where ancient extinct anomalies are on display (the bigfoot mothman etc) while Ford's changes are usually science/environment related such as having Bill invent a new mineral that replaces plastic so that people will use something renewable AND one that's better for the environment (also to feed his ego cuz he'll be hailed as a revolutionary for this invention loll) or making the triangle create a chemical that is more dangerous and potent than radiation so that he has better fuel for his giant death ray machine (made for.. entirely research related reasons and not because Ford wants to see a machine that can kill thousands,totally totally not).

Bill and Ford got EXACTLY what they wanted,with Bill being able to rule the multiverse with his genius by his side while Ford is a successful genius like he always wanted if he didn't fail to attend West Coast Tech university. They got everything they wanted,but at what cost?. At what cost,Bill/Ford?. Bill has to try everything to keep Ford happy lest he'd be all alone again with a miserable genius that hates him and things would go back to the bitter way they were while Ford is outright living a lie no matter how happy he is with it..

Ford is slightly more unhinged now that he lives in a world with no consequences i.e one where Bill can immediately reverse time to get rid of all casualties with his newfound power. He freely creates machines that can cause whole species' to go extinct,he has made guns that can kill a thousand men,the chemicals he has unleashed to the public are more noxious than any regular mineral,and he may or may not have made Bill create a self destruct device for their house if any intruders got in (it would kill the intruders by the time they escape). He is absolutely batshit insane and Bill loves him even more for it,especially when he's the one enabling Ford's crazy experiments without once making him doubt whether it's safe or not since he can just reverse everything whenever something goes wrong.

Oregon still technically exists in the Perfect World which is why it's called the OREGON Institute of Oddology,except Oregon America is the only place there. None of the other countries exist,Bill purposely made Oregon the only state and America the only country so that Ford would never want to leave (talk about possessive amiright?). He isn't even aware of the fact that he's living in the middle of nowhere nor the fact that America is the only country smack dab in the middle of an empty white void as he's too preoccupied with his picture perfect life to care.

Story wise,the beginning and the end has all of the lore and fucked up shit. The middle part however,is entirely just happy Lobotomy Husbands. As this particular section contains the entirety of their 10 year marriage. (okay but it's so funny that the entirety of the story is in two parts meanwhile there's a whole section where there's just married gay people pffft).

This au is set in Gravity Falls,but it's no longer a geographical anomaly when it's literally the only place that exists in the Perfect World's version of Oregon. The town is exactly the same as canon,only with no mayor or founder or history with the Northwests and Bill is it's sole leader.