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happy fucking john winchester got punched in the face thursday everybody!!!!!!
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sorry for the prequelposting it won't happen again
#i had to go back to see the dean thing bc I was truly only in it for loki gabriel whoever tf#spnwin#op#spn
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My Boyfriend’s Prequel Thoughts:
“The Jedi are just the yoga police.”
“Anakin would have benefited from a visit to one of those people who hugs you for money.”
“Obi-Wan is an otter. And a top, for sure.”
“The Separatists technically have the moral high ground for using mechanical soldiers that feel no pain, have no emotions, and can, in fact, be recycled.”
“I also would have thrown Mace Windu out a window.”
(singing) “Mr. Sandman! Man me a sand! Make sure an evil Sith cuts off his hand!”
“Jar Jar gets laid in canon and that frightens me more than the Dark Side ever could.”
“Anakin and Obi-Wan argue like a married couple that run a Taco Bell.”
“I want to smoke weed with the entire Jedi Council. Fat rips with Yoda 2022!”
#star wars#incorrect star wars quotes#incorrect prequels quotes#anakin skywalker#yoda#sw: prequels#sw prequels#sw#star wars shitpost#star wars shitposting#prequelposting#prequel shitposting#shit my boyfriend says#drug mention#he has opinions#obikin#obikin adjacent i guess
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That's it folks, done with the prequelposting, we're going back to reblogging wholesome content abt the gay angel
#at the end of the line it all comes down to one thing: I really really love the gay angel.#spn#prequel drama#cas my best friend cas#cas my beloved#castiel#gay angel!!!
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I like how the new star war came out & everyone here was like
"Oh well that sucked. Anyway back to prequelposting."
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the notes on that poll are actually very interesting. to me
#sorry if ops feeling overwhelmed but i feel like. if it was a good premise even ppl who gave up mightve tuned in#so it is kinda relevant?#like id given up on tvd when the originals came out and i watched that#because i liked the original family and i thought the premise sounded fun#i was wrong but i did watch the first season#so i feel like ‘i gave up on spn and this didnt entice me to try again’ is a valid response#like its just so telling that nobody gave a shit abt the premise. he literally just made it whatever and fully relied on ppl tuning in#out of blind loyalty/deanbait/casbait/all of the above#im not gonna accuse him of straight up destielbaiting bc from what ive seen i dont think he did all that much of that but it was certainly#dont you wanna see dean again! my good friend misha collins is here constantly. for no reason :)#and he did deliver on the dean so like thanks i guess#im getting derailed the point is. his premise was bad. or badly promoted cos apparently the premise is actually AUs now#like im just getting this show through dash updates but. are johnmary even in love?? is that even actually the plot fjfjfj#prequelposting#in conclusion power to that person who said they didnt watch cos it looked ugly. they get it
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getting edged with footage of john winchester dying in the prequel but then he immediately wakes up again
#prequelposting#why would you show me that. let the bastard die#idec at this point that that would unmake dean fjfjfj i just hate that fucker too much
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oh i have learned too much information abt the prequel today i need a break
#mine#prequelposting#GABE???? i will excuse queerbaiting but i draw the line at gaslighting me about gabriel archangel of the lord#also icb deans alive and timetravelling WITH HIS WHOLE ASS CAR
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i know i should just blacklist prequel tags cos every time i see anything abt it it shaves a decade clean off my life expectancy but. one day somebodys gonna punch john and i simply have to know immediately
#prequelposting#mine#im sorry#it is what it is. i am trying my best to not engage tho like. thats genuinely none of my business
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you know when you open a post and it gives you similar post suggestions at the bottom? ive seen some of the craziest fucking takes on this website through that feature, for example just now i saw the most earnest belief and defense of not only the prequel but the prequel as both an expression of jensens care for misha (irrelevant and boring to me) and his commitment to ‘fix this’, this being the ending of dean AND cas’s arcs in spn (hilarious, utterly insane and baseless and a little sad).
theyre rly out there, people passionately watching this prequel to ‘wait and see’ how the jackles longcon will pay off… how are you STILL getting queerbaited fourteen years later??? to be FAIR, they didnt say anything abt canon destiel necessarily it was mainly abt the actors and their oh so real bond of love and care but they did talk with absolute certainty abt how jackles ‘knows theres no fixing deans ending separate from cas’ or whatever so that to me implies some degree of expecting the confession to be brought up again at least if not full reciprocation and gay sex. absolutely none if which is going to happen on jensen ackles’ money grabbing scheme of a john fucking winchester prequel. ITS LITERALLY ABOUT JOHN LIKE HOW???? HELLO?????????
#rant#long post#bad post#objectively#but it was just too funny and it took a great deal of effort not to share the post itself so im doing this instead. as a treat#prequelposting#sorry#anyway i cant exactly say the good prequel that lives in my head cos i would never make a prequel but#lets say the only realistic and acceptable cas cameo for me#is cas breaking through the narrative once more simply to materialise of his own free will (heheh#and go ‘oh were changing the past? excellent’ and punch john in the nose so hard his face morphs into the dilf they cast originally for spn#mine
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tw prequelposting and i do apologize but i cannot believe jackles is baiting yall with possible-castiel in the distant future if you watch his dumpster fire first so it gets renewed… no?? fuck off??
#mine#anti prequel#i guess. idk. anyway dont watch the fucking winchesters are you high fjfjfj#embarrassing that he has to get on his hands and knees and beg people to watch his stupid project#like i thought you were the dean guy? i thought you knew the chracter better than anyone?#how come literally nobodys first instinct is to get excited for you vision lmao#idiot. stupid stupid idiot. how can a man so obsessed with dean be so wrong about him it baffles me
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"IT'S OVER, ANAKIN! I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND!"
“IN MY POINT OF VIEW I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND”
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