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Benson Boone sounds like the name of a guy in a folk song who gets gunned down for adultery and thrown in a river

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i would beg to disagree but begging disagrees with me

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if you wiped every ICE agent off the face of the earth, a hundred million people would become safer overnight. if you wiped every furry off the face of the earth, the entire internet would collapse for good in a matter of hours. i know where my allegiances lie.

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well, I suppose now there will be an influx of homestuck fans online who did not read homestuck. You must understand - this is no change to the status quo

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Yesterday a kid said to me "excuse me? Your hair looks like beautiful anime hair" which is already amazing and then she said "watch me on your camera when I go down the slide I'm going to do the Peter Griffin death pose when I come out" and she sure did.

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i fear some of you forget that the destiel queerbait went on for TWLEVE (12) years which is why it’s actually not comparable to whatever ship you’re pretending it’s comparable to

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I can be trusted with an industrial grade sticker machine

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Oh, okay. I see. You think this has nothing to do with you. You go to your closet and you select out, oh I don’t know, that gaslight gatekeep girlboss meme, for instance, because you’re trying to tell the world that you think modern feminism has been co-opted by corporations. But what you don’t know is that that meme is not from Instagram, it's not from Twitter, it's not from Tiktok, it’s actually from Tumblr. You’re also blithely unaware of the fact that in January 2021, Tumblr user missnumber1111 posted, "today's agenda: gaslight gatekeep and most importantly girlboss." And then I think it was a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e, wasn’t it, who reblogged it with an image of the phrase edited over a piece of "Live, Laugh, Love" wall art? And then gaslight gatekeep girlboss showed up in the feeds of eight different Twitter repost accounts. Then it filtered down through Instagram and then trickled on down into some tragic “alt side of Tiktok” where you, no doubt, fished it out of some clearance bin. However, that meme represents millions of notes and countless Tumblr users and so it’s sort of comical how you think that you’ve made a choice that exempts you from Tumblr when, in fact, you’re wearing the meme that was selected for you by the people in this room. From a pile of “stuff.”

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still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples

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love going "a friend of mine" irl and it's a tumblr mutual

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this part of john's journal is so funny...just found out moving your kids to a different school every three weeks disrupts their education. wish my 11 year old son could be a home school teacher bc im busy avenging my dead wife who I also wish was still alive so she could be a home school teacher.

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