#prepare for trouble ( whoopsie hcs )

[crispy-bonnie]

yoo,, can i get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Bain, Jacket, and Houston hcs for how they would react to their s/o being generally flirty with them specifically even while on heists ? (maybe their reactions for both before and after they're officially dating their s/o if it's not too much trouble?? tyyy :P)

MY TIME HAS COME-

apologies for the fucking radio silence on writing and shit , i’ve been caught up in other stuff to the point where i forget to write more content LMAO

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You’re flirtatious — BAIN, JACKET, HOUSTON

Houston

It’d take him a minute to figure out what you were implying, but istg once he does he is a MESS

Houston would be fixing up the van and you’d pass by and say “Nice pants. Can I see what’s in em?”

He would nearly hit his head on the fucking vehicle as he rolls himself out to look at you but you’d be gone lol

Sydney would bring it up too and go “I think you might wanna fix that problem down there mate.”

If you two are dating, he’ll stop what he’s doing and he’ll look for you

Prepare for one hell of a make out session

If you two aren’t dating, he’ll just go back to work and do his damndest not to get distracted by your remarks

If you’re physical with your flirting then oh my god someone please save this man

He would just freeze up and have no clue how to respond, regardless of whether or not you’re dating him

Houston would be just as flustered during heists, loud or stealth.

Dating or not, he’ll try to dismiss your flirting to focus on the heist, but he would ultimately fail

istg this bottom ass mf

If you two are dating, stealth heists would usually end with you having to haul a very flustered Houston back to the van because whoopsies make out session

He does his best to deny that he likes your flirting, but at some point he just gives up lol

Jacket

At first he was very confused like- what the fuck did any of it mean autism moment /j

Eventually Sokol slapped the shit outta him to get him to realize that you were flirting with him

Now whenever you make your remarks, he just goes red as he remembers what it means

He’ll be flustered regardless of whether or not you two are dating

And if you’re physical?

I hope you like cleaning melted Jacket off the floor

If you two are dating, he’ll eventually try to flirt physically as well [if you’re comfortable with it of course]

He’d sneak up behind you and wrap his arms around your waist before nuzzling his face into your neck and leave kisses on it just to make you all flustered 😳

And that’s just one of the things he’ll do

Now if you two aren’t dating, he’ll be a tsundere ass bitch and counter your flirting with empty threats or the middle finger as he attempts to hide his flustered face

During heists, Jacket will try to focus less on the flirting and more on the job at hand, especially if you two are going loud

Whether or not you two are dating, if you chuck a flirty remark at him, he’ll dismiss it and try to get you to focus on what needs to be done

“You’re a pretty hard hitter~ I wonder how hard you’ll be in-”

“Please pay attention.”

Stealth heists are a different story though

He’ll react just as he would if you were flirting with him outside of a heist, and while he does attempt to redirect you to the mission, he doesn’t make a true effort to focus back on it

He’ll especially be flustered if you two are in a cramped or in a blind spot for the guards

If you two are dating…

Good luck.

Bain

This mf

Regardless of whether or not you’re dating him, he’ll 100% flirt back

Usually your flirting would happen during heists since it’s one of the many times that you can actually speak to him

If you two are dating and he allows you to visit him quarters, the flirting would go on for HOURS

It would either end in a steamy make out session or a tickle fight. There is no inbetween and you can’t change my mind

During heists, you would often slip your flirting in when he’s asking you to do or retrieve something

“Guys, the thermal drill, go get it-”

“I’ve got somethin’ you can use your thermal drill on right here hehehe-”

Hoxton in the background just like “GET A ROOM YOU FUCKIN TWATS”

During stealth heists, you two would be flirting with each other non-stop

Like- Bain can’t say anything without you having a good comeback

If you’re alone on the heist, he’ll eventually let himself loose on you, regardless of whether or not you’re dating, and pull the deep rumbly voice card 😳😳

“[H/N], I swear to God, I will personally go down there and tear you apart if you don’t get your ass back on track…unless…that’s what you want me to do~?”

Regardless of whether or not you comply or challenge him, he’ll manage to get you back on task

Mostly because there were guards starting to close in on your hiding spot but still

If you two are dating and you manage to get out of the heist alive,

Expect a visit from Bain sometime soon

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A comprehensive sexuality list;

Whoopsie - heteroromantic / heterosexual 

Ohno - biromantic / bisexual 

Barb - aromantic / asexual

Perkeo - biromantic / heterosexual 

Merit - lesbian 

Honi - panromantic / pansexual ( However Chaste )

Cassia -  biromantic / bisexual

Muir - panromantic / asexual

Kai - biromantic / bisexual ( closeted )

Looking Glass - aromantic / asexual

Vallory - biromantic / asexual

Shiloh - panromantic / pansexual 

Motif - panromantic / demisexual 

[ciderwitch]

Because I'm falling into Submas hell after finally playing Arceus and I've just discovered the Butler outfits from Pokemas, I bring you SFW + NSFW Royal!Reader x Submas Butler Twins HCS.

Yeah, this is long, whoopsie.

Also a forewarning, both bros interact in this!

SFW ⛅

You and Elesa are members of the royal court. She is the princess and you are her noble-in-waiting.

You grew up together with her and the Butler brothers but had to leave for several years for schooling. When you returned home, Elesa practically demanded your family let you join her in the castle.

The two boys you used to play with had grown into fine and capable young men. Emmet had grown even more affable and mischievous, while Ingo remained as quietly charming and clever as always.

Emmet is the most likely to get in trouble for disrespecting or ignoring rude guests. He has a lot of pride in his work and firmly believes that those who look down on him simply don't deserve his time. If he wasn’t the best at his job, he might get in trouble.

Ingo has the same beliefs, but is better able to keep his composure. Whatever he must do to ensure peace for you and Elesa, he will.

You'd quickly fallen in love with the two brothers but knew that a lady of your station would never be allowed to court one of them.

Besides, they probably weren't interested in you, right? Surely they are this nice to everyone? (The twins were just as in love with you, but didn't want to ruin your reputation if you got caught with them.)

Elesa has to stop herself from smacking you all upside the head.

They always seem to be around you even though you know they have innumerable duties around the castle.

They take turns helping you get ready for the day before you have to assist Elesa. They personally see to your breakfast whenever they have the chance and spend a bit of the morning with you.

Emmet always saves some extra treats from the royal kitchen to share with you throughout the day

Ingo makes sure your pokemon are well-taken care of and always well-groomed if you are busy.

Whenever the three of you have free time or days off, you spend time together in town, in the gardens, or the royal battle plaza

They beg for you to attend their battles so they can show off, always making you laugh with their poses and over-the-top maneuvers

The brothers fight for the chance to ride in or drive your carriage when you go on journeys with Elesa

Elesa purposefully sends the three of you out together on errands whenever she gets the chance

Her money is on Emmet making the first move. (Skyla is betting on Ingo)

Only those suitors who manage to defeat him and Emmet in battle are allowed to court you or Elesa. No one has won yet.

NSFW 🔞

When Emmet (of course it's Emmet first) finally snaps, better prepare to be fucked within an inch of your life.

He'd fought off a particularly amorous suitor whose family had come to schmooze up to you and Elesa and the idiot had almost beaten him with a critical hit

After the battle, Emmet went to your chamber to complain and pine as he usually did when he found you half-dressed and trying to get into new evening gown.Normally one of the ladies assisted you, but they were occupied with the suitor and his family in the guest wing.

He noticed the light blush dusting your cheeks as he undid your corset and dress. He’d helped you before but now, on the tail end of that jerk and thinking about what might have happened if he lost, he just wanted to hold you, to take you for him and Ingo and run away so he never had to worry about you being stolen away.

You shivered as his gloved hand brushed against your back, looking back at him when he suddenly paused behind you.

It was the way you looked at him, flushed and hopeful, that had him suddenly crowding you against the wall and fixing you with the most serious look you’d ever seen him have

You kissed him first, but he didn’t make you wait. He was a force of need and desire, insistently pressing closer as he kissed you hard and messy, tasting your mouth and groaning at the whimper that escaped your lips

Ingo came into the room looking for Emmet and froze when he saw you both, gaping open-mouthed as a hundred things seemed to cross his mind at once. Before he could speak, Emmet broke from you, walked to Ingo, dragged him towards you and pushed him to his knees in front of you.

“What are you waiting for, brother? Our mistress requires your assistance.”

Soon you wind up with Emmet behind you, pressing kisses and sharp bites into your neck while his muscular arms wraps around your front to hold you in place as Ingo services you with his mouth, whimpering and whispering prayers and praise at how good you taste while he delves his tongue between your folds in hot, wet circles.

Emmet is able to compose himself enough to see the guests off to bed and request the next day off

Elesa demands that she gets to plan the wedding.

don’t mind me just getting absolutely carried away and wanting to write a multi chapter slowburn butler submas/pokeknight submas fic

[socheckitout-mikey]

you can totally make hc if you want!!!! i'd eat that shit up like breakfast ngl. in my opinion david is joe (kind of obvious) dwayne would be sal, marko would be murr and that makes paul q <3333

omfg yes! i had way too much fun doing these. i know they're a little shitty, but i tried istg! - mae

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The Lost Boys Pranking Each Other Like Impractical Jokers Hc's:

° I JUST KEEP IMAGINING DWAYNE AS SAL RUMMAGING THROUGH TRASH FOR HIS BIKE KEYS AND THEM LEAVING HIM DHDHDHR OR THAT TIME SAL HAD TO DIG THROUGH ELEPHANT CRAP TO GET HIS PHONE, ONLY ITS DWAYNE'S KEYS AND ALL OF A SUDDEN MARKO GOES "EH BUDDY LOOKIE ERE!" AND HE'S DANGLING HIS KEYS IN THE AIR "I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU GUYS!" SHDHFJFJF

° Paul is deadass one of the most ruthless out of all of them when it comes to prank wars. He's targeting everyone with ridiculous pranks, but they always bite him in the ass later on when he wakes up the following night with his hair dyed a luminous green. He rocks it but he totally had a nervous breakdown over it bc "THAT'S MY FUCKING HAIR MAN!"

° "Maybe you shouldn't have thrown my keys into that gross guys hotdog stand-" David drawls nonchalantly, flicking cigarette ashes at Paul's green goblin looking head.

° There was this one time that Marko attempted to prank David, and I say attempt bc it went absolutely atrociously... Maybe it was because Paul was trying to get him back and gave his buddy too much of that good green stuff. Marko's plan to train his pigeons to crap all over David had ended up with him waking up the next morning covered in pigeon shit. "Serves you right, you yutz-"

° "Man, we need to drown you in the tub." Dwayne snorts.

° "DON'T BRING THAT SHIT UP-" Paul screams from the other end of the Cave.

° "Right... But it's not like we're adding a dog into the mix..." Marko muttered under his breath, using a crumpled old napkin to clean the literal crap off of his face.

° "I SAID SHUT UP!"

° Paul thought it'd be a good idea to drop rice to bug David, but it ended up with all of them counting the fallen grains of rice lmaoo. He kept losing count and everyone got different numbers.

° Honestly, the best one's at pranking people are Dwayne and David as they're very patient and thoughtful.

° David schemes like an asshole cat, striking when you least expect it. It leaves Paul and Marko on edge for months, just waiting for David to pull a prank on them.

° "C'mon man! Just prank us already!" Paul pleads, paranoia finally driving him up the walls.

° "Yeah, we're livin' in fear here!" Marko agreed suddenly.

° "You know, you just reminded me about that..." David's just kidding, though the other two don't know that. David forget something? Not a chance. This guy is on that Petty Train™ and it's going straight to Saltyville!

° Dwayne can take years to strike with his pay back. He's got patience that even David doesn't have, and honestly, Dwayne's pranks are really intense. He'll scare the shit out of the others so much so that they don't prank him for good long while. Paul's the one who never seems to learn lmaoo.

° Well, unless he's in the mood for being playful that is...

° Like I'm talking about the fact that after digging through elephant crap in the local zoo after hours for his bike keys, he not only chased down all of them, but he kinda tied Paul and Marko up and may've just let the sun rise a little... he's waiting for an apology- he's salty now and won't care if they burn... but once he get's that apology he's been wanting to here, he's pulled them into the shadows.

° "Ahhhhh! Dwayne, man, c'mon! The suns rising!" Paul screams, thrashing around in the sturdy chains he's been bound by the wrists at.

° Dwayne responds with an expression of total anger, but it's cool and collected. He's patient. He can wait a little longer. He's in no hurry.

° Whereas David's lounging on one of the dusty old couches in the shadows. He had given Dwayne what he wanted, whether his apology was half assed or not. He still said it with some meaning, right?

° "David didn't even mean that piece of garbage he called an apology!" Marko spat out, eye cracking a vivid yellow whilst he stared directly into David's blue amused eyes.

° "Well at least I had the courage to swallow my idiotic pride~" David sing-songed joyously, folding his nimble gloved hands behind his spikes of bleach blond hair. "And it worked wonders, didn't it? I'm not the one about to be fried into ashes..."

° "Man, we're sorry alright?! We won't fuck with your bike or your keys again!" They both screamed in unison, shutting their eyes tightly as the sun began to rapidly crawl into the open space of the Cave. It's golden rays beginning to spark the ends of their blond locks alight! That was precisely what Dwayne wanted to hear, and without little thought, yanks them down and watches them scurry into a deep crack in the wall. That'd teach them from fucking with his shit ever again.

° "Fuck, my hair! It's all burnt on the ends!" Paul wails, swatting the frizzy ends rapidly to put out the sparks.

° "That's literally the least of your worries, Paul." David retorted into the air, gathering himself up from the couch and towards his own nest.

° "Yeah, we almost got fucking fried you sack of shit! This is the last time I listen to your ideas-" Marko rambles on angrily.

° Yes, they did sleep curled up together in the crack in the wall. They genuinely held each other tightly, Paul waking up from nightmares! Poor baby :'(

° Marko definitely does listen to his ideas after that lmaoo.

° Also it's very true, these guys compete to embarrass each other out in public, so much so that they've pretty much become a star attraction.

° That is until that one time Marko drop kicked Paul off the Pier and cracked his skull open... Yeah, they got into a lot of trouble for that one...

° These guys are chaotic dumbasses and their prank wars a cynical as hell. Like it get's so intense, but it's hilarious! Star and Laddie are kept entertained for ages!

° They be pranking Laddie too, but it's all in good fun. He's a kid after all! They're not gonna be excessively mean to him. That is until he fucks with their shit...

° Then you've got Paul and Marko holding him up by the scruff of his jacket, demanding where their Playboy mags, bike keys, their specific wrench is, that Deff Leppard Tape... boy you name it! They'll interrogate him good cop bad cop style lmaoo.

° Dwayne's heart kinda warms up whenever Laddie pranks him. He ruffles his hair, even if it makes him mad as hell. Laddie is his weak spot tbh.

° David just gives Laddie a pointed look and goes, "This better not become a common occurrence, otherwise I'll have to shave your head."

° Lmaoo the absolute sass that he receives from Laddie after that djkgdsghjsd-

° Sometimes David allows Paul and Marko to get away with their stupid pranks on him. Although it's incredibly annoying, he also finds it endearing how happy getting away with some of the simpler ones makes them. Paul thinks he's literally gotten away with it, but Marko knows.

° Paul deems himself to be the Prank King™ and honestly he is, but you know what? He's usually quite good natured and even though he does overstep boundaries, he'll always make things up to everyone if it really bugs them. He's out to have fun, not get murdered or cause tears. Most of the time...

° He ropes Laddie in on the pranks and loves it! Paul is a great big brother! He also enjoys pranking Star quite a bit, and she can be quite mean when returning the favor.

° Marko however, plays the dirtiest! He's pretty cynical himself, so his sadistic nature comes out full throttle. The lines within him are blurred. He's genuinely good natured usually, but once someone does something that pisses him the hell off... They best be prepared for hell to arrive at their feet.

° Like this one time, Marko cock blocked Paul for several weeks lmaoo then he ate the person Paul had the hots for. He dropped them at his feet in the Cave like, "Whoopsie!" He got into so much shit from Max bc that person was like hella important, I'm talking celebrity status sfjdshfhjsdfnbds

° David's just cynical as hell and he's always got something witty to say during or after it. Definitely mocks them dsjgdsjfds David's just an asshole cat istg! I mean, not even Star is safe from his pranks, but he kinda has a sisterly soft spot for her. He likes to dig deep under her skin and bug her. She's quite fiery honestly.

° Pranks with the Lost Boys is incredibly chaotic to round it off.

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Alignment List; 

Whoopsie: Chaotic Neutral  Ohno: Chaotic Neutral Barb: True Neutral Perkeo: Chaotic Good Merit: Neutral Good Honi: Lawful Good Cassia: Lawful Evil Muir: Neutral Evil Kai: Lawful Neutral Looking Glass: Chaotic Neutral Vallory: Neutral Good Shiloh: Lawful Good Motif: Neutral Evil

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Alice in Wonderland - Whoopsie. Lilo & Stitch - Shiloh. Sleeping Beauty - Honi

DISNEY HEADCANONS | @born-of-loss

Whoopsie Alice in Wonderland - What does your muse often dream of? Do they have strange dreams? Pleasant ones? Nightmares?

Whoopsie dreams of flying, often - its not as bad for them as it is for non-magical Kenku. Sometimes these dreams end in disasters, sometimes its fine - but its the most consistent one they can remember.

Shiloh Lilo & Stitch - Does your muse have any pets? Do they want any?

Shiloh has a beautiful bird, ( what earth would recognize as a yellow billed hornbill ), who goes by the name of Prince. He acts like one too.

Honi Sleeping Beauty - What is the worst possible curse your muse could face?

Any curse that would take away her love / memories of her husband and their adventures together. Otherwise, she'd try to tough it out.

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tag dump; Whoopsie & Ohno