#premier custard cream cookie

[quibbs126]

So I was looking for refs of Elder Custard earlier, and I stumbled across this image comparing the Custard family (which apparently is from this Reddit post)

And I realize that at least color wise, the older Custard brothers look really similar to Pure Vanilla. Like even more so than compared to them and Custard III. And heck, Custard Cream even has the same eyes closed thing as PV

So maybe they’re not as far apart in generations than I thought. Pure Vanilla��s probably not their dad, since none of them ever refer to him as such, so maybe he’s their grandfather? Great grandfather? I don’t know

(I might have to change my lore for Vanilla Powder then. And her name and design. Or just that Pure Vanilla had another kid later)

[queen-rainy-love]

Custard cookie getting haunted by his brother's ghost again!

This scene takes place in Custard cookie's office when he's about to leave for the night, he goes to hang his coat on the coat hanger when he suddenly glaces at the mirror next to his desk and sees Custard Cream's ghost in the mirror all bloody from head to toe. Custard cookie screams and knocks over some books and stuff, alerting the night guards to come rushing in to see Custard on the floor, seeing the guards come in he turned his gaze quickly back at the mirror, when Custard looks at the mirror again... Custard Cream's ghost was gone.

Spooky season story time!!!! It's official! Someone needs to send me at least one request during spooky season from now on. Story time!!!

*The scene is set at night in the Elder Custard's office. Elder Custard was working late into the night on his paperwork.*

Elder Custard: By the Divine Light, how can Caviar leave this much paperwork in one day? *looks out the window to the moon* Where did the time go? I don't wish to leave this paperwork unattended but working into the night is a sure way to get a scolding. *sighs annoying* Very well. This will be a tomorrow's task.

*Elder Custard stands up from his desk and walks to his coat rack. As he picked up his coat, something caught his attention. He turned his head toward the mirror next to the coat rack. A blurry shadowy figure stood in the mirror.*

Elder Custard: What on Earthbread?

*Elder Custard steps closer to the mirror, trying to see what is in it. As he got closer, the figure became clearer and more colorful: yellow, cream, and red. His heart drops as he notices who it is: a bloody version of Custard Cream. Before he could react, Custard Cream spoke.*

Premier Custard Cream: Why didn't you come back for me? *places a hand on the mirror* How about you join instead?

*Elder Custard screams and tries to step away. However, he bumps into his bookshelf out of fear. Elder Custard fell down with a few books and decorations. Before he could look back at the mirror, the door slammed open and guards came running in.*

Guard: Elder Custard Cookie! Are you alright?!

Elder Custard: I... *looks back at the mirror, only to see nothing.* Yes... I am overworked and seeing things. Nothing more. (Why is he doing this to me?)

[vsnapdragon]

Coolest Aunt ever

(cool cousins club down below )

[chaoticm0therfvcker]

can you do pure vanilla next? :3

Of course! Thanks for the ask!

Pure Vanilla Cookie Headcanons

In game

His staff is somewhat sentient, kinda like the soul jam but less powerful. That’s why it closes its eyes whenever PV opens his eyes and vice versa

When he was studying magic in the blueberry yogurt academy, he was quite rebellious, though still very passionate about magic. He would often skip classes to learn magic at his own pace and try to discover new spells

You know how people say that introverts don’t make friends and just get adopted by extroverts? Yeah, he adopted White Lily in that sense

He’s visually impaired, so when he was with Raisin Cookie on the ground, he covered both his eyes and his staff to get more in touch with his other senses

After the Dark Flour War, he followed a similar path as the player does in the game

Some people in nearby communities view him as a religious figure, due to the legends surrounding his kingdom and his ability to heal those around him

Before he was with Raisin on the ground, Custard Cookie III’s grandfather, premier custard cookie, was his second in command

He was very happy to see how bold yet sweet Custard Cookie III was, especially considering the impression that Custard Cookie and Clotted Cream left on him

After Affogato tried to take over the Dark Cacao Kingdom, he visited the kingdom to see if anyone needed help recovering from the events of the final battle

Modern au

He is married to Dark Cacao and lives together with him, along with their children, Caramel Arrow, Dark Choco, and Crunchy Chip

He owns a little florist shop and works part time at a local emergency clinic, and he sometimes will bring in cute plants to comfort nervous patients

He is really good at baking. No matter how obscure the dessert is, he’s most likely memorized it

He makes all of his kids cakes and other baked goods for their birthdays, along with the help of Dark Cacao. Dark Cacao isn’t exactly the best at baking, but Pure Vanilla still appreciates the help

He dabbles in crossdressing and wears makeup often. He sometimes leaves lipstick marks on his husband’s face because of it

He sucks at driving. Dark Cacao jokingly calls him a “passenger princess” because of the way he excitedly sits in the front passenger seat with his fancy insulated water bottle and his legs crossed

He accidentally made friends with Choco Werehound Brute. They met on two online forums, one for crossdressing and another for baking, and became close online friends. They still don’t realize who the other person is

When they were first dating, him and Dark Cacao would have picnics at the national park. They would just sit and talk for most of the time, enjoying each others presence

Dark Cacao fell for Pure Vanilla first, but seeing the soft blush that would form on his now-husbands face when they interacted caused Pure Vanilla’s romantic feelings to hit him like a truck

Let me know if you have any other headcanons!

Taglist: @janayuga @katsunemillennium @tartelongan @cedric-my-beloved @c00kietin

[acid--angel]

concept sketch (don't judge)

characters from bottom left to upper right:

White Lily Cookie

Pure Vanilla Cookie

Raisin Villager

Black Raisin Cookie

Premier Custard Cream Cookie

additional:

Cheesecake Bunny (above white lily)

[sugaaaaaaaar]

I feel like I need to start tagging these types of posts as "Cookie run makes Sug go insane"

Anyway, what is up with the Cookie Timeline. I know they are cookies so they don't human years but for the purposes of this rant/analysis, we will be using them.

So, if Custard Cookie the III is actually related to Pure Vanilla Cookie, then that means that the fall of the Pure Vanilla kingdom happened happened about 1 generation ago (because Custard III's grandfather was already grown and had a baby according to the memories seen in Timeless Kingdom)

(Picture: Premier Custard Cream Cookie holding Custard Cookie's father as a baby)

A generation is about 20-30 years but i am going to be very lenient and say Custard the III's father was 30 when he had his son and Custard III is 10. This would mean that it had been 40 years since the Vanilla Kingdom collapsed (and less than 40 years since the Dark Flour War ended. Wow.)

That means that the Creme Republic formed and established itself in less than 40 years (assuming they spent as year or two searching for a new home). While this is rather fast, it is technically possible for that to happen.

Except it's not? Kind of? This is where it gets funky.

In Crunchy Dreams, Oyster Cookie looks back on her memories from when she was a child. When her nanny told her about the mermaid and the young sailor. This is obviously about Lord Oyster and White/Black Pearl Cookie but the thing is that they mentioned that this event happened generations ago.

Assuming Elder just means parent (basing this of Custard and Clotted Cream). That means that Lord Oyster is at the bare minimum Oyster Cookie's great grandfather

Friendly Reminder thats Oyster Cookie is canonically 40-50 years old.

Okay thanks what the fudge (pun intended)

That's about century. A century.

"But, Sugaaaaaaaar, thats just a one time special event. It's not meant to be taken so seriously, and it's probably not even canon anymore."

Okay, then, I present to you Exhibit B. The most fresh evidence we got. "A Mermaid's Tale."

This is dialgue from Part 2 of the story of "A Mermaid's Tale" titled "Captain Abalone Cookie's Dilemma"

So, at this point the Republic was not only founded, but well established enough to have Family Houses and all that jazz. While not canon, i believe it's safe to assume that Lord Oyster is meant 20-30 years old because he is old enough to be on voyages but not old enough to be considered an Elder. Considering Oyster is 40-50 and the Republic was founded within 40 years, that means that Lord Oyster is Oyster's father, uncle, or older brother at best.

You se where it gets trippy? Lord Oyster's story is framed as if it was a thing in the past but for all we know this could have happened 2 summers ago or something like that

Nothing clashes with the timeline as much as the Creme Republic does. Dark Flour war ended 40 years ago? Understandable. Hollyberry has 2 young granddaughters, Dark Cacao has one grown son and Pure Vanilla has possibly one very young grandson? A little weird but not uncommon.

Did i miss something? Am i going insane for a game with cookie politics? Find out in the next episode of dragon ballz

[sundove88]

Pure Vanilla (Anastasia Parody) Casting

The evil Gerudo Ganondorf puts a hex on the royal Vanillians and young Pure Vanilla disappears when their castle is overrun. Years later, the Millennial Tree offers a reward for Pure Vanilla’s return. Two scheming cookies, planning to pawn off a phony, hold auditions and choose an orphan boy with a remarkable resemblance to the missing prince. They bring him to Paris for the reward, not knowing he’s the real Pure Vanilla.

Pure Vanilla Cookie as Anastasia (Cookie Run Kingdom)

White Lily Cookie as Dimitri (Cookie Run Kingdom)

Ganondorf as Grigori Rasputin (The Legend of Zelda)

Blue Lily Cookie as Vladmir (Cookie Run Ovenbreak)

Millennial Tree Cookie as Marie Feodorovna (Cookie Run)

Elfilin as Pooka (Kirby)

Hoopa as Bartok (Pokemon)

Gwyn as Czar Nicholas Romanov (Dark Souls)

Rosalina as Sophie (Super Mario)

Cynthia as Olga Romanov (Pokemon)

Cure Oasis as Tatiana Romanov (Tropical Rouge PreCure)

Premier Custard Cookie as Maria Romanov (Cookie Run Kingdom)

Clotted Cream Cookie as Himself/Anastasia’s Best Friend (Cookie Run Kingdom)

Here’s your hint for the next casting (It’s Pixar):

🦸‍♂️🌆💥

[rabbitcruiser]

National Boston Cream Pie Day

National Boston Cream Pie Day arrives on October 23. If you’ve never heard of Boston cream pie before, it’s a yellow butter cake, filled with custard or cream and topped with chocolate glaze. (Yum!) Now, we know what you’re thinking: Why is it called a pie, when it’s actually a cake?

History of National Boston Cream Pie Day

Well, when the Boston cream pie was first invented, cakes and pies were baked with the same kinds of pans, and even the words were used interchangeably. As a result, the Boston cream pie kept its old-fashioned name, in addition to its delicious flavor. It was first invented in 1856, by an Armenian-French chef named Sanzian. At the time, chocolate frosting was a fairly new idea, so the delicious dessert took the world by storm. And to this day, it remains a popular menu selection. It’s even the official dessert of Massachusetts! So get your fork at the ready—let’s eat!

Back then the dish consisted of French butter sponge cake filled with thick custard and brushed with a rum syrup. The same custard overlaid with toasted sliced almonds coated the sides, while chocolate fondant topped it all off. While other custard cakes may have existed at that time, baking chocolate as a coating was a new process, making it unique and a popular choice on the menu.

According to the website, What’s Cooking America,: “Cooks in New England and Pennsylvania Dutch regions were known for their cakes and pies and the dividing line between them was very thin.  This cake was probably called a pie because in the mid-19th century, pie tins were more common than cake pans.  The first versions might have been baked in pie tins. Boston Cream Pie is a remake of the early American”Pudding-cake pie.”

National Boston Cream Pie Day timeline

1856

A world pie premiere

French chef Sanzian invents the Boston cream pie for The Parker House Hotel (now the Omni Parker House Hotel) in, ummm, Boston.

1996

It's Official

Massachusetts names the Boston cream pie as the official “state dessert.”  A civics class from Norton High School sponsored the bill. The pie beat out other candidates, including the toll- house cookie and Indian pudding.

2010

Want seconds?

Students at Southern New Hampshire University created the world’s largest Boston Cream Pie — measuring 10 feet wide and 1.5 feet high

2015

History of New England Pies

Author Robert Cox publishes the definitive history of New England pie making. Discover the “revolutionary” roots of the Boston cream pie.

National Boston Cream Pie Day FAQs

Is Boston cream pie a cake?

Why, yes. It’s a yellow butter cake, filled with custard or cream and topped with chocolate glaze. 

Why do we refer to Boston cream pie as pie?

This cake was probably called a pie because in the mid-19th century, pie tins were more common than cake pans.  The first versions might have been baked in pie tins.

What are Boston’s other signature foods?

Clam chowder, lobster rolls, oysters, baked beans, fish and chips, and the Fenway Frank — for hungry Red Sox fans.

National Boston Cream Pie Day Activities

Bake your own: If you’re someone who loves to bake, then this is the perfect opportunity to give a delicious dessert a try. If you’re trying it for the first time, or if you’re improving on an old favorite, baking your own Boston cream pie is the perfect way to celebrate.

Throw a Boston cream party: Invite your fellow cake enthusiasts to join you in celebrating Massachusetts’ official dessert. Bring along other Boston-themed foods as well — such as clam chowder, lobster, and Sam Adams beer (if your guests are of age). And if you really want to give it that revolutionary vibe, invite your guests to party in period-style clothing!

Go to Boston: Well, what better place to get an authentic Boston cream pie than in its official birthplace? And while you’re there, check out some of the other excellent experiences that Boston has to offer. 

Why We Love National Boston Cream Pie Day

It’s delicious: The recipe is so simple — you really only need three ingredients — and yet there's something about the combination of chocolate, cake, and custard that's so comforting and tasty. Not only that, but the simplicity of the ingredients gives you a lot of room to experiment. How many ways can you jazz up a Boston cream pie?

It’s got a rich history: Boston has always been a rich cultural hub. It was the site of some of the most important events in the Revolutionary War, and has continued to be the birthplace of American traditions ever since. With every bite of a Boston cream pie, you are continuing a tradition of wicked Bostonian trend-setting and innovation that's 260 years strong.

Let us eat cake: You don't really need an excuse to eat cake — but it's handy to have one sometimes. So go ahead and treat yourself.

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Clock Out [Charisma House Fanfic]

About

- Has Kaname in it.

- Basically my idea for what would be a season 3 premiere.

- Shu Matsubara please consider me as a cowriter for official Charisma House episodes /j

- I have not watched every single episode of the series so if some stuff is wrong. Too bad I guess.

- Updates every Sunday

- Content Warnings: Um…none, I guess? Unless you count a somewhat intense argument between a mother and child? Also pedophilia is mentioned in (1) line.

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Chapter 1 (Order Up!)

Working at a full time job can be a huge commitment for someone, as they would spend most of the day working rather than engaging in hobbies or things they enjoy. For Kaname Maeno, he was up for the task of taking a job to better his life. He only lived with his mom before starting work, and was an unemployed high school graduate with no interest in any higher education, as he’d much rather be playing video games in his room than doing anything else.

His mother was disappointed, because she knew her son had potential, he just wasn’t using it. Perhaps employment could be the key for him to get out of his hikikomori lifestyle. He could make friends at work, and seek higher opportunities once he makes a stable enough income. But of course, this is not the way things went. At least, not at first.

It had been about a week since Kaname started working at the café known as Caralatte, and it wasn’t super great in his experience. As a waiter, he had to take every order with a smile, but secretly hated every second. It seemed like every customer went out of their way to ignore him, whether it were the teenage girls thinking he was the most adorable little thing, or the old perverts who wanted to get close to someone who looked like a little boy.

But yesterday was somewhat pleasant…or at least it was better than the previous days. Kaname saw a face that he never met before, a boy who seemed to be around his age, with short black hair and an orange outfit. This person looked relatively normal, but he was prepared for the worst.

As the other waiters were busy with other customers, Kaname waltzed towards the peculiar man, praying that there would be no complications or complaints. He took a deep breath and flashed his usual fake smile. “Hi, my name is Kaname Maeno, and I’ll be your waiter for today. What will you be ordering?”

The customer smiled mischievously and tapped his fingers against the table, which Kaname saw as an obvious bad sign. Nevertheless, the mystery man didn’t make an impression that he’d cause too much trouble…until he started ordering.

“I’ll have a chocolate cake, a strawberry sundae, some caramel custard, a lemon meringue pie, 6 sugar cookies…” Jesus Christ…was this man ordering for a party? Or would he eat this all by himself? It seemed like this man was ordering faster than Kaname’s hand could write down, and just as it seemed like he finished, there was much, much more to write down.

Miraculously, the constant orders suddenly ended, giving Kaname (and his poor hands) a breath of relief. “W-will that be all, sir?” he asked, trying not to go insane from what he just witnessed.

“I’ll also have some ice cream, because today is my birthday,” the strange customer requested. Kaname sighed heavily, hoping the chefs won’t pass out from the intense amount of items they’d have to make in such a limited amount of time. Even the other clients looked at this man in shock, but he didn’t seem to care a bit.

“Alright, your total will be…uh…¥760,860…do you want a receipt?” Kaname asked, struggling to keep his polite tone at this point. In response, the client shook his head and laughed, acting like he could afford all this? Of course, to the struggling waiter, this was another gluttonous rich kid, just trying to test his limits. If he didn’t get a good tip, he’d be pissed.

After about two hours, all of the items the bizarre man ordered were ready. Kaname was prepared to hear a long rant about how the chefs took too long, or how something was undercooked, or some other outrageous complaint as he served the customer his food, but all he received was a “thank you”.

…huh? This was odd…it seemed like every other person he had to serve was rude and unpleasant, but this was the first time he heard a “thank you” from someone he had the “pleasure” of serving. Kaname tried not to hide his shock, but did seem a little embarrassed. He figured he’d at least show his gratitude, it was the least he could do in this situation, anyway.

“It’s my pleasure to serve you tonight. Have a happy birthday, sir.” As Kaname walked off, it was getting closer to closing time, and the amount of people looking for a sweet treat slowly decreased. He looked towards the window, seeing all the stars swirl across the sky…perhaps, it was a sign that the night was going to not be filled with pain. Maybe, for once, his mother wouldn’t have to yell at him for not going to work, or he wouldn’t have to be so angry. At least for tonight, things felt normal…

Fumiya walked to the Charisma Sharehouse with a smile (and some crumbs) on his face, fully knowing that it was not his birthday and had tricked the waiter into giving him a slight discount. He didn’t think much of it, it was basically routine for him. Just as he was about to make a right turn on the next street, he overheard an intense argument coming from a nearby apartment.

“You always come home from work so angry, why not put a smile on your face?”

“Smile? What is there to fuckin’ smile about? I spend at least seven hours every goddamn day puttin’ on this fake smile only for people to harass and berate me!”

It didn’t seem super important to Fumiya, who cared about the drama of someone they didn’t know? However…one of the voices seemed familiar, which pulled him in to listen closer.

“You have to understand that work isn’t always pleasant, sweetie. And besides, you only started recently. Who’s to say that you won’t end up liking it in the end?”

“I’m to say! And I hate this shitty job and everyone I’ve met here!! And you wouldn’t even care, because you just want me to make money, don’t you? So I can be a good member of society like everyone else?”

Eventually, Fumiya decided to pull himself away, but not before he heard a scathing “I hate you” from (what he assumed to be) the son directed towards his mother. But the Charisma of Good and Evil just decided to shake it off, it wasn’t that important…but that simple phrase stuck in his mind, “I hate you.” It kept circling in his mind, with the bearer of those words reminding him of the nice waiter he met earlier that day.

“I hate you.” “I hate you.” “I hate-”

PPPPPPPPPPPPPP! The sharp sound of Rikai’s whistle interrupted Fumiya’s muddled thoughts. “Itou Fumiya, if there is one thing you should not do, it is enter the house with crumbs on your face! Go grab a napkin and clean it up!”

Of course, Fumiya’s first instinct was to question what he did wrong. “Hmm? Why?”

“Because it is not sanitary to leave pieces of food on your face! What if one of the crumbs falls off and it attracts a bug?! Then our house will become infested, and they can easily reproduce at any moment! So, I am kindly requesting you to clean it up!” Rikai complained, readily pulling out his whistle to blow again.

Not wanting to have his thoughts interrupted again, Fumiya grabbed a napkin and cleaned the crumbs off his face, but Rikai noticed that the former had a strange expression while doing it. “Is everything alright, Fumiya-san?”

“Everything is fine,” replied Fumiya, not in the mood to discuss what he heard while walking home.

“Are you sure?”

“Yes.”

Rikai felt like the youngest Charismatic was lying, which wasn’t a surprise, because Fumiya lied like he was getting paid a million dollars every time he did so. But this specific lie felt particularly strange, because he wasn’t the type to seem bothered by anything. And yet, Fumiya was clearly bothered…

“No, something is wrong. Fumiya-san, you must tell me what it is,” Rikai requested, hoping that at least some clues will be given.

“Nothing is wrong at all,” Fumiya answered, keeping his nonchalant facade intact.

“Something is wrong.”

“Nothing is wrong.”

“No, something is wrong.”

“Nope, nothing is wrong.”

The two went back and forth with each other for a few minutes, before a small voice interrupted. “E-excuse me…” It was Ohse, nearly curling up into a ball out of embarrassment.

“Ah, Ohse-kun! You haven’t come out of your room all day!” Rikai was pleased with the fact that Ohse finally decided to check in on the others for the day. “What brings you here at this hour?”

Ohse seemed nervous, repeatedly stammering over his words for a few minutes before Rikai and Fumiya assured him that he could say whatever he wanted. “I-is it okay if my friend stays over for a bit?”

Fumiya seemed oddly pleased by this question, with another (at least temporarily) resident of the house to break up the flow of the daily routine. Rikai, however, grimaced immediately after Ohse made his request.

“After the last time we had someone stay over, I’m not too keen on letting anyone stay for an extended period of time.” Rikai paused after seeing Ohse’s disappointment. “Can you inform us on who this person is?”

This question made Ohse even more anxious, not sure if Rikai would approve of his answer. “Well, it’s someone I met online, but-”

Rikai immediately huffed in disgust, not letting Ohse finish his statement. “Someone you met online?! Don’t you know how dangerous the internet can be?!?! You can be scammed, or doxxed, or kidnapped! Ohse-kun, I surely do not approve of this behavior!”

“Wait!” Ohse interrupted, before the Charisma of Order could go on another long rant. “I may not know his full name, or have seen his face…I’ve only heard his voice, but we have spent multiple hours in games together, and we have been in voice calls and…and…he made me want to live just a little bit more…” He took a deep breath before continuing. “He got into an argument with his mom and said he just needs a few days in order to fix things, just please let him stay…!”

Argument with his mother? Fumiya thought. No, surely this couldn’t be the person he overheard saying “I hate you” to his mom, right? …right? He looked over at Rikai, who shook his head in anguish.

“Alright…but we need to make sure that our house is completely spotless for our new arrival,” Rikai demanded. “When is he coming?”

“Um…tomorrow…”

“TOMORROW?!?!?!” Rikai entered a state of panic, knocking on every door in the house in order to initiate a group cleanup session. Most of the Charismatics were not thrilled to suddenly be called into cleanup, but Iori was absolutely ecstatic!

The night was long and filled with yelling and arguments, but the members of the sharehouse managed to clean up just in time for their guest.

The next morning, the doorbell rang, with everyone at once rushing over to greet the new (temporary) resident. However, one of them wasn’t expecting who this guest would be…

“Hi, it’s nice to meet you all. My name is Kaname Maeno.”

Charisma Charge: Success

[pure-vanilla-lilies]

Custard In My AU

Custard is the youngest member of house, he is the youngest cookie in his house. He has two older siblings, Premier Custard Cream Cookie he’s the older brother and Vanilla Cream Cookie, she’s the middle sister and then Custard Cookie, he’s the youngest of House Custard. But who are the parents of the three? Not much knows what happens to them, but after their disappearance they were pronounced dead after 72 Hours of being missing which made Premier Custard Cream the parent figure of House Custard. But it changed over the years, Vanilla Cream was not having the verbal and mental abuse from Custard Cream, so she literally moved out when she was 17 and she took Custard with her, he was 7 at the time.

With Vanilla Cream moving to a new place, after from moving one home to another, she finally set in a new place where she knew that her little brother would be much safer. With the two moving to the Crème Republic, Vanilla Cream worked hard hours at the bakery where she wanted to quit but she had to support her and Custard. Over the years, Custard soon graduated from his school, while his sister was happy for him, but she collapsed when the two were heading home. Custard was not only scared but his sister was waking up, he literally called out for help and no one wanted to help, when help arrived it was already to late. Vanilla Cream died on the way to the hospital, she was only 28 at the time.

Custard was now in his early 20’s that’s when he met his first lover, he was an absolute Angel to Custard before he died before their wedding. Custard was too upset, until about two years later he met someone else. Her name was Light Cream, Light Cream was his longest partner. Until that’s when Light Cream got pregnant with Custard’s kid, the two did planned to have the kid but Light Cream was nervous of becoming an mother. But when their kid was born, Light Cream adored the little boy, the two agreed to get married. About two years of their marriage, it came to an end due to Light Cream cheated on Custard, it really broke his heart but he won custody of their kid who name is Clotted Cream.

Over the years of taking care of Clotted Cream, Custard was now the head of House Custard and making him Elder of Politics. It’s been many years and Custard was feeling depressed, therapy wasn’t helping and not even his antidepressants. It was until when he heard there was an new Elder of the republic, and not seeing her around the crème republic, it took him many months to start talking to her. The two were best friends and until Custard confessed his feelings to her, and the two dating in secret for six months until they got caught by one of the elders, who was it, it was Mulled Juice Cookie.

But thankfully Oyster gave them their blessings to continue the relationship and about two years later, he proposed to her. And who is this elder he married, yep it’s Parsnip. She brought life back into Custard, but not only she’s hiding a dark secret, he never felt so much better than the bad stuff he gone through..

[quibbs126]

Oh yeah, so I got to this part of Odyssey last night, so does this mean that Premier Custard Cream’s name is just Custard Cream, and that Premier is simply a title?

[queen-rainy-love]

Part three of the Pure Lily family tree update. Now let's talk about the changes to Pure Vanilla's side of the family. And oh boy will this be fun!

First off, I am changing Elder Custard's relation to the family. (I have caved.) He's now the baby of the family (i.e. the baby Premier Custard Cream is holding in this photo). Premier Custard Cream is now the older brother of three young siblings. And surprise! All four are the children of Shadow Milk Cookie!!! Such a fun time! (I've also thought about having a mother for them who escaped with them before Shadow Milk's influence could alter them. Her name would be French Vanilla Cookie and she's who the children take a lot after.)

Finally, there's an update to Vanilla Sugar! She's the adopted grandma to Crème Brûlée. She never married but wanted a family without settling down with another Cookie so she adopted Crème Brûlée because he reminded her of her brothers.

[vsnapdragon]

so much in love

[ashuribbon]

ive seen afew posts of you saying "would you punch custard cookie yes or yes" and since my blorbo before i left this hellhole was custard iii im curious to know how terrible that custard i guy is

You mean this guy?? He's the brother OF Premier Custard Cookie, if that's who you mean!

Cause trust me, all I need to do is copy-paste his wiki and show all the footage (with context) to show how bad of a character he is. But here is a complete in-a-nutshell of why people dislike him:

Terrible to Clotted Cream as a father, terrible to Custard III as a granduncle, terrible to Lighted Cream (Clotted Cream's biological mom), and in general, just a complete and utter prick. Also, he abandoned the Creme Republic when they were dealing with Dark Enchantress Cookie.

I usually stay cheery, but... yeah, Elder Custard Cookie is THAT bad of a prick. I'd send 1000 ankle-biting chihuahuas to his house at any day.

[o-wyrmlight]

Cookie runnn

Blorbo: Somewhere between Dark Cacao (of course), Pure Vanilla, and Madeline. More specifically, my AU interpretations of them.

Scrunkly: His Royal Highness, Prince Custard Cookie the Third (don't you forget the 'third'--it's very important!) He's just a little guy who's trying his best and isn't aware of how difficult being a king actually is. I love it when he and Pure Vanilla have grandpa-grandkid character moments. Let Pure Vanilla be a guide!

Scrimblo Bimblo: I can't think of one at the moment. It seems that every other character already has a pretty decent amount of appreciation to them. Suspicious... Perhaps Premier Custard Cream. Can we see more of him, please?

Glup Shitto: Please can we see some more Premier Custard Cream. Devsis please I am begging. I just know that he and Pure Vanilla were once married in the past. Just let me see him again. Acknowledge his existence. Do SOMETHING. (Also Second Watcher Cookie. Can we stop pretending like these two men don't exist. Thank you.)

Poor Little Meow Meow: I have two, actually. Affogato Cookie and Clotted Cream Cookie. That's a lie. I have three, actually. Throw in Dark Choco Cookie. Because he has to be here somewhere, and I would never send him to superhell. He borders on Blorbo, too.

Horse Plinko: Just look at my blorbos and you'll have a good idea. Need I say more?

Eeby Deeby: Kingdom!Pomegranate and Custard Cookie. Both of them activate my fight, flight or kill instinct, and I just know that I would legitimately loathe both of them if they existed in real life.

[leonisloresmith]

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