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Clock Out [Charisma House Fanfic]
About
- Has Kaname in it.
- Basically my idea for what would be a season 3 premiere.
- Shu Matsubara please consider me as a cowriter for official Charisma House episodes /j
- I have not watched every single episode of the series so if some stuff is wrong. Too bad I guess.
- Updates every Sunday
- Content Warnings: Um…none, I guess? Unless you count a somewhat intense argument between a mother and child? Also pedophilia is mentioned in (1) line.
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Chapter 1 (Order Up!)
Working at a full time job can be a huge commitment for someone, as they would spend most of the day working rather than engaging in hobbies or things they enjoy. For Kaname Maeno, he was up for the task of taking a job to better his life. He only lived with his mom before starting work, and was an unemployed high school graduate with no interest in any higher education, as he’d much rather be playing video games in his room than doing anything else.
His mother was disappointed, because she knew her son had potential, he just wasn’t using it. Perhaps employment could be the key for him to get out of his hikikomori lifestyle. He could make friends at work, and seek higher opportunities once he makes a stable enough income. But of course, this is not the way things went. At least, not at first.
It had been about a week since Kaname started working at the café known as Caralatte, and it wasn’t super great in his experience. As a waiter, he had to take every order with a smile, but secretly hated every second. It seemed like every customer went out of their way to ignore him, whether it were the teenage girls thinking he was the most adorable little thing, or the old perverts who wanted to get close to someone who looked like a little boy.
But yesterday was somewhat pleasant…or at least it was better than the previous days. Kaname saw a face that he never met before, a boy who seemed to be around his age, with short black hair and an orange outfit. This person looked relatively normal, but he was prepared for the worst.
As the other waiters were busy with other customers, Kaname waltzed towards the peculiar man, praying that there would be no complications or complaints. He took a deep breath and flashed his usual fake smile. “Hi, my name is Kaname Maeno, and I’ll be your waiter for today. What will you be ordering?”
The customer smiled mischievously and tapped his fingers against the table, which Kaname saw as an obvious bad sign. Nevertheless, the mystery man didn’t make an impression that he’d cause too much trouble…until he started ordering.
“I’ll have a chocolate cake, a strawberry sundae, some caramel custard, a lemon meringue pie, 6 sugar cookies…” Jesus Christ…was this man ordering for a party? Or would he eat this all by himself? It seemed like this man was ordering faster than Kaname’s hand could write down, and just as it seemed like he finished, there was much, much more to write down.
Miraculously, the constant orders suddenly ended, giving Kaname (and his poor hands) a breath of relief. “W-will that be all, sir?” he asked, trying not to go insane from what he just witnessed.
“I’ll also have some ice cream, because today is my birthday,” the strange customer requested. Kaname sighed heavily, hoping the chefs won’t pass out from the intense amount of items they’d have to make in such a limited amount of time. Even the other clients looked at this man in shock, but he didn’t seem to care a bit.
“Alright, your total will be…uh…¥760,860…do you want a receipt?” Kaname asked, struggling to keep his polite tone at this point. In response, the client shook his head and laughed, acting like he could afford all this? Of course, to the struggling waiter, this was another gluttonous rich kid, just trying to test his limits. If he didn’t get a good tip, he’d be pissed.
After about two hours, all of the items the bizarre man ordered were ready. Kaname was prepared to hear a long rant about how the chefs took too long, or how something was undercooked, or some other outrageous complaint as he served the customer his food, but all he received was a “thank you”.
…huh? This was odd…it seemed like every other person he had to serve was rude and unpleasant, but this was the first time he heard a “thank you” from someone he had the “pleasure” of serving. Kaname tried not to hide his shock, but did seem a little embarrassed. He figured he’d at least show his gratitude, it was the least he could do in this situation, anyway.
“It’s my pleasure to serve you tonight. Have a happy birthday, sir.” As Kaname walked off, it was getting closer to closing time, and the amount of people looking for a sweet treat slowly decreased. He looked towards the window, seeing all the stars swirl across the sky…perhaps, it was a sign that the night was going to not be filled with pain. Maybe, for once, his mother wouldn’t have to yell at him for not going to work, or he wouldn’t have to be so angry. At least for tonight, things felt normal…
Fumiya walked to the Charisma Sharehouse with a smile (and some crumbs) on his face, fully knowing that it was not his birthday and had tricked the waiter into giving him a slight discount. He didn’t think much of it, it was basically routine for him. Just as he was about to make a right turn on the next street, he overheard an intense argument coming from a nearby apartment.
“You always come home from work so angry, why not put a smile on your face?”
“Smile? What is there to fuckin’ smile about? I spend at least seven hours every goddamn day puttin’ on this fake smile only for people to harass and berate me!”
It didn’t seem super important to Fumiya, who cared about the drama of someone they didn’t know? However…one of the voices seemed familiar, which pulled him in to listen closer.
“You have to understand that work isn’t always pleasant, sweetie. And besides, you only started recently. Who’s to say that you won’t end up liking it in the end?”
“I’m to say! And I hate this shitty job and everyone I’ve met here!! And you wouldn’t even care, because you just want me to make money, don’t you? So I can be a good member of society like everyone else?”
Eventually, Fumiya decided to pull himself away, but not before he heard a scathing “I hate you” from (what he assumed to be) the son directed towards his mother. But the Charisma of Good and Evil just decided to shake it off, it wasn’t that important…but that simple phrase stuck in his mind, “I hate you.” It kept circling in his mind, with the bearer of those words reminding him of the nice waiter he met earlier that day.
“I hate you.” “I hate you.” “I hate-”
PPPPPPPPPPPPPP! The sharp sound of Rikai’s whistle interrupted Fumiya’s muddled thoughts. “Itou Fumiya, if there is one thing you should not do, it is enter the house with crumbs on your face! Go grab a napkin and clean it up!”
Of course, Fumiya’s first instinct was to question what he did wrong. “Hmm? Why?”
“Because it is not sanitary to leave pieces of food on your face! What if one of the crumbs falls off and it attracts a bug?! Then our house will become infested, and they can easily reproduce at any moment! So, I am kindly requesting you to clean it up!” Rikai complained, readily pulling out his whistle to blow again.
Not wanting to have his thoughts interrupted again, Fumiya grabbed a napkin and cleaned the crumbs off his face, but Rikai noticed that the former had a strange expression while doing it. “Is everything alright, Fumiya-san?”
“Everything is fine,” replied Fumiya, not in the mood to discuss what he heard while walking home.
“Are you sure?”
“Yes.”
Rikai felt like the youngest Charismatic was lying, which wasn’t a surprise, because Fumiya lied like he was getting paid a million dollars every time he did so. But this specific lie felt particularly strange, because he wasn’t the type to seem bothered by anything. And yet, Fumiya was clearly bothered…
“No, something is wrong. Fumiya-san, you must tell me what it is,” Rikai requested, hoping that at least some clues will be given.
“Nothing is wrong at all,” Fumiya answered, keeping his nonchalant facade intact.
“Something is wrong.”
“Nothing is wrong.”
“No, something is wrong.”
“Nope, nothing is wrong.”
The two went back and forth with each other for a few minutes, before a small voice interrupted. “E-excuse me…” It was Ohse, nearly curling up into a ball out of embarrassment.
“Ah, Ohse-kun! You haven’t come out of your room all day!” Rikai was pleased with the fact that Ohse finally decided to check in on the others for the day. “What brings you here at this hour?”
Ohse seemed nervous, repeatedly stammering over his words for a few minutes before Rikai and Fumiya assured him that he could say whatever he wanted. “I-is it okay if my friend stays over for a bit?”
Fumiya seemed oddly pleased by this question, with another (at least temporarily) resident of the house to break up the flow of the daily routine. Rikai, however, grimaced immediately after Ohse made his request.
“After the last time we had someone stay over, I’m not too keen on letting anyone stay for an extended period of time.” Rikai paused after seeing Ohse’s disappointment. “Can you inform us on who this person is?”
This question made Ohse even more anxious, not sure if Rikai would approve of his answer. “Well, it’s someone I met online, but-”
Rikai immediately huffed in disgust, not letting Ohse finish his statement. “Someone you met online?! Don’t you know how dangerous the internet can be?!?! You can be scammed, or doxxed, or kidnapped! Ohse-kun, I surely do not approve of this behavior!”
“Wait!” Ohse interrupted, before the Charisma of Order could go on another long rant. “I may not know his full name, or have seen his face…I’ve only heard his voice, but we have spent multiple hours in games together, and we have been in voice calls and…and…he made me want to live just a little bit more…” He took a deep breath before continuing. “He got into an argument with his mom and said he just needs a few days in order to fix things, just please let him stay…!”
Argument with his mother? Fumiya thought. No, surely this couldn’t be the person he overheard saying “I hate you” to his mom, right? …right? He looked over at Rikai, who shook his head in anguish.
“Alright…but we need to make sure that our house is completely spotless for our new arrival,” Rikai demanded. “When is he coming?”
“Um…tomorrow…”
“TOMORROW?!?!?!” Rikai entered a state of panic, knocking on every door in the house in order to initiate a group cleanup session. Most of the Charismatics were not thrilled to suddenly be called into cleanup, but Iori was absolutely ecstatic!
The night was long and filled with yelling and arguments, but the members of the sharehouse managed to clean up just in time for their guest.
The next morning, the doorbell rang, with everyone at once rushing over to greet the new (temporary) resident. However, one of them wasn’t expecting who this guest would be…
“Hi, it’s nice to meet you all. My name is Kaname Maeno.”
Charisma Charge: Success
#fanfic#fanfiction#writing#charisma house#カリスマ#ito fumiya#fumiya ito#kusanagi rikai#rikai kusanagi#minato ohse#ohse minato#oc#charisma house oc#fumiya is a little shit#fumiya eats everything#he’s like kirby lmao
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all i've been able to imagine for the last several hours is lucanis sitting on the edge of his shitty little pantry bed in complete silence, holding an ipad and watching knife cleaning videos and harshly judging their techniques.
#he leaves detailed review comments on their methods and how to improve them#he might be autistic but he has a job(killing people) so he can't worry about that rn#this is the most attractive man in thedas#dragon age#lucanis dellamorte#datv#for context this is abt mary kirby saying he'd just watch cutlery cleaning videos instead of using social media LMAO#its an ipad because i like to imagine he'd have a flip phone if these technologies existed in thedas
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i'm tired, have another happy swordsman
#y'know looking on my old art he used to have much more messy hair and like#was taller but now his hair is cleaner LMAO#someone gave him a haircut#artists on tumblr#art#kirby#kirby dark matter#my artwork#dark matter kirby#dark matter blade#dark matter swordsman
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Kaladin's final smash in which he lashes mario directly into the atmosphere
#i drew half of this like a month ago and then finished it the night i made that smash bros post#and then promptly kept on not feeling like writing alt text but im doing it NOW#realistically kaladins final smash should be incredibly extra and dramatic but i think it would be funny if he just#taps whatever poor soul got trapped in attacks range on the shoulder and calmly sends them flying off the stage#perhaps this is szeths final smash actually lmao#stormlight archive#kaladin stormblessed#fanart#art#comic#cremposting#my-storming-posts#OH by the way there is something about kirby and kaladin that intrigue me ...#image id in alt text
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[The Forgotten Land Roleswap: Chapter Two 37-39]
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#three pages!! to make up for the last one page update :D#trying different stuff for flashback sequences. hope it worked hehe#in the game Smittee (err weapons shop waddle dee) calls himself a humble engineer#so why wouldn’t he carry random tools with him?? good for him.#waddle dee#king dedede#meta knight#art#forgotten land roleswap#kirby and the forgotten land#elfilis#Roleswap comic#Kirby comic#Kirby au#beast pack#gorimondo#drawing backgrounds feels like I’m dying inside lmao#conquering my fears by forcing myself to draw them!
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dedede gets attached to every small creature he comes across at this point lol
#he’s a disney princess or something#normally i at least do a rough script for my comics or rotate them in my head for a few weeks#but this one just sorta happened#gonna be honest i hugged my dog and i was so overwhelmed with love and and yeah#quinn being entirely self indulgent part 965 (i won’t stop)#kirbyposting#my art or something#kirby#meta knight#king dedede#metadad#dededad#i dont really know when to tag as ship but it’s there as per usual#it’s funny i was just rambling to my friend about how i dont like to draw ideas im not committed to#but—and forgive me for using the phrase—here we are (lmao)#you know in spite of this im a cat person#is there an awoofy tag#awoofy#nice
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Bandee and Starstruck 🎀💖
starting off my february starstruck dee ship-a-ganza with the big one. they do seem like... the obvious answer, huh...?
they have far and away the most development together and the strongest personal relationship, both in what i've posted, and in her story overall! would kill or die for each other in a heartbeat. i would be absolutely lying if i said i'd never thought about it, but i'm not 100% convinced my thoughts lead me to romance specifically...
they're already pretty insane about each other! starstruck in particular is madly in love with bandee in every way it's possible to be. loves him the way he loves kirby, i think (pretty sure he does not know this. might be shocked to learn it.)
however she's daft as bricks, so he'd have to initiate, and i can't really imagine anything in their relationship would change.... so he'd have to mostly want The Title or the Performance one way or another, and i'm not super sure he would!
#so... this comic is canon to her storyline and is meant to be read as platonic friendship for now!#but i'd be v interested to hear anyone else's thoughts on this pairing in particular!! COULD it be romo??? like.. sure! but how?#i think it would be super cute. but HOW?? i'm just kinda stuck. they're already nuts about each other. what else is there? qpp maybe.#loves him the way he loves kirby. devoutly. viscerally.#the spot carved out of your heart that's just the right size. pulse beating someone else's tune. it's not your palm you know best.#do you get what i'm saying. someone please read these tags and respond i gotta know i'm not the only one#'starflung is all your prose like /that/' yeah sorry. and this is why i don't share my writing lmao. pretentious loser#starstruck dee#bandana waddle dee#my art#my comics#🎀💖
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✨Late Night Flight🌙
#kirby#metaknight#king dedede#bandana waddle dee#metadede#putting the babs to sweep#comic#LMAO I MADE THIS LIKE TWO YEARS AGO#still love it tho#the dads#its not formatted suuuper right but hey I drew this all on one sheet of paper hsjshsj#Metaknight will insure the kiddos get proper sleep in a safe place ❤️❤️#Dedede knows this means he secretly just brings them to his castle lmaooo#So he likes to mess with meta haha#they totes have some snacks and hang right after#and they collect a bunch of cute bab photos to embarrass them in the morning too lmaooooo#my art
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just taranzolor'd all over the place 🙏🙏
#idnt feel like shading#taranzalor#taranzolor#magoranza#magolor#taranza#kirby#marx kirby#oh yeah hes there lmao#he aint homophobic or nothing hes just mad he cant ruin a sappy moment LMAO#just remembered i put eyelaashes on taranza#ermm... slay!!
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Knightfall in Dream Land - Page 6
Meta Knight begins his long fall to Popstar’s surface and passes by some familiar faces on the way down.
#Kirby#Kirby fanart#my art#comic#Meta Knight#Dark Meta Knight#Sailor Dee#Taranza#sorry it took me so long to finish this page but it’s finally done#I hope that the title of the comic makes sense to everyone now#I called it Knightfall in Dream Land because the knight fell into Dream Land lmao#the parts of the comic set in the present are occurring around the time of Return to Dream Land#so the gang hasn’t met Taranza yet and isn’t aware of Floralia’s existence#but since Meta has a long fall to the surface I’d imagine he’d probably crash through Floralia on the way down and pass by the mirror#I tend not to give specific ages/age numbers to Kirby characters in my fanart/fan AU#the first reason for this is that different characters probably age at different rates since they’re different species#and the second reason for this is that I don’t see years between game releases equating to years passing for the characters#I mean just look at Adeleine she’s still a kid in Star Allies even though that was released almost two decades after Crystal Shards lmao#instead of giving characters specific ages I headcanon them as being in certain age ranges#so in the present Kirby Bandee and Sailor are all kids (and Bandee and Sailor are a bit older than Kirby)#I also see characters like Gooey Adeleine and Ribbon as being kids too#while characters like Taranza Susie Magolor Marx and the Mage Sisters are young adults#and characters like Meta Knight Dedede Daroach Captain Vul and Hyness are older adults#but in the parts of the comic set in the past Meta Knight and Dedede are young adults and Taranza is a kid#and Kirby and the Dees are babies#the older spiders shown here with Taranza and Sectonia are OCs of mine who are their mothers#their names are Lady Theraphoza (Taranza’s mom) and Queen Rachnia (Sectonia’s mom)#I’m giving Taranza some backstory since HAL refuses to tell us anything about him except he’s sad about Sectonia lmao#this post has too many tags but maybe I’ll make a separate post with my Spider Lore#Knightfall in Dream Land
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wip of Him
I cannot explain any of my design choices I just liked the vibe
#saying Him like hes god or smth LMAO#meta knight au#meta knight fanart#nintendo meta knight#meta knight kirby#kirby meta knight#meta knight#kirby#kirby fanart#kirby askblog#kirby nintendo#nintendo kirby
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@ask-prismaknight 's Mochi wanted to show off his powers and Iri decided to try it too! Unfortunately, he can't shapeshift like Mochi- but he can float instead!
#iri the astral#kirby askblog#kirby oc#kirby and the forgotten land#kirby right back at ya#kirby return to dreamland#ask iri and widdle#my art#mochi#he floats like anti-gravity#it's similar to Kirby's floating/slow flight#it's gonna take some time for him to control it though lmao
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he has a high spice tolerance yall
#if yall dunno the context like. you know super star allies and the challenge mode#the spicest one(hardest mode) had skulls in it and stuff-#sooooo i did this. since i think he wouldnt be so bothered by it#i mean he is always cold he has ice powers and in the extreme heat he just still cold so#lol lmao#kirby oc#kirby doodle#mercury the lizard archer#king dedede#kirby
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going from isat to edging back into kirby is so insane to me because i forgot just how much the kirby fandom loves fandomified found family
#i saw someone call susie a mother. she would put her children through unethical experiments#i knowww i keep talking about it but its insane to me#actually i think my irritation for fandom found family tropes comes from kirby#because of the people who like. downplay and ignore kirby’s capabilities in favor of having meta knight protect him#like. no kirby is more than capable of holding his own. hes killed god. thats literally a fandom joke. wtf are you talking about#bonnie isat makes sense because theyre a weaker character due to their age and the adults want to protect them more than anything#itd be very different if bonnie had godlike power. kirby is not a bonnie. kirby is different#i get the instinct to want the adults to protect the child but like. idk its a pet peeve. is it just me#hell itd make sense if it was a mp100 situation where the situation is unfairly put on a child but thats not really the context of the games#or even the anime. lmao the anime tells kirby to pull himself by the bootstraps and shit#and like. im not opposed to characters adopting the kid characters bc thats stupid#its the characterization change and conformity to the nuclear family that bugs me#echoed voice
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I make art and cry
#digital art#punch out#punch out wii#punch out!!#little mac#mr sandman#aran ryan#birdie mac#HPLY SHIT DANNY ELFMAN FROM THE FORBIDDEN ZONE WHOA#kirby#Mr sandman is a kirby fan no questions asked#little Mac is still a little shit he is a smug ass child#his bottle blonde brother Birdie Mac is a goofy goober tbh#Aran Ryan is the only one who has a brain in that trio when going into a haunted house#also Birdie is holding a pink flip flop like a weapon lmao#first decent drawing of Little Mac I’m proud of myself he’s a cutie
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Have any of you heard about a waddle dee who fought in the arena? Ever since bandana dee showed up nobody’s seen him, I can’t imagine that bandana dee was the arena dee though…
#ask#comic#king dedede#kirby#dedede#HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEDEDE#and kirby!!#though like i'd said in a previous post. i imagine if today was *any* character's in-universe birthday it'd be dedede's#whereas kirby's birthday is completely unknown to everyone#but the people of dream land/popstar as a whole celebrate the day he first showed up there!#...which. could Also still be april 27th mind you#the last ask i drew for dedede was posted three years ago lmao#got a decent amount of asks in the inbox that he'll appear in though which i am. mildly dreading i won't lie asfsdgshf#he is Not easy for me to draw dhdgsgsdbfg#but i'm definitely getting better at it at least!#also. testing different post times again. would've done it earlier but you can't edit answered ask posts once they've been queued on mobile#only post them early or delete em for some reason#and. i only recently learned that desktop actually lets you edit them!
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