#pregnancy inspo

[lilwifeynextdoor]

Don't ever fool yourself into thinking that you're too big to sit in his lap. He's the one who made you so heavy in the first place, he can take it 🩷

[femininitemagazine]

@mariakragmann

[nightshadedumplings]

I love the concept of someone getting pregnant and giving birth in a post apocalyptic setting. There's so many possibilities.

Maybe they end up mysteriously falling pregnant with a brood of huge, monstrous creatures that grow rapidly to full term within a day or two. They can't see what they're giving birth to with their massive belly in the way, but they can feel how large the things coming out of them are, and the tentacle-like appendages wrapping around their thighs as the first creature tries to pull itself out of them.

A setting like this would also usually mean limited to no access to medical care. Someone could live miles away from the nearest doctor, and might not realize they're pregnant until it quickens or they begin to show.

I also love imagining someone massively pregnant in a wasteland, struggling to waddle along in search of assistance, before getting stuck giving birth in some dilapidated shack. They may have had to hide from some threat, only for their contractions to start getting more and more unbearable, with them doing their damndest to stop from making a noise, trying as hard as they can to keep themself from pushing, long after their water has broken.

[sinningtamer]

insert "delivery" joke

[sovaghoul]

Idk I just started typing. More Unholy Trinity (Æther/Rain/trans (ftm) Dew) below. CW pregnancy

Rain drew lazy patterns in the hair on Æther's chest as the tour bus bumped along the freeway. It was a question the Water Ghoul asked several times a day, even in the middle of the night, as it was now. It seemed the afterglow of lovemaking made him miss Dew more strongly. Æther felt much the same.

"what do you think he's doing now?"

"Hopefully resting. Pregnancy isn't easy, so much energy needed for growing a whole new life." He absent-mindedly played with Rain's silky curls, until Rain shifted to look at him.

"can we call him? please Æther? do you think he'd be mad?" Rain's brown eyes pleaded, and while Æther found Dew's bright blue melted his knees without fail, his sub's sub was nonetheless persuasive.

"I wonder which of us he'd be more likely to answer," Æther mused.

"you, i'd think. if it were me, he might think something was really wrong. but you're his Dom. i think that means he'd be inclined to obey without thinking. that's what i'd feel."

Æther nodded, mulling it over before fishing his phone out of the compartment on the wall of the bunk. It surprised Æther when Dew picked up halfway through the second ring.

"Figured you'd be asleep by now." Dew's whispered pants sounded almost embarrassed.

Æther paused a beat before responding. "Same to you love. Are you alright?"

"Mhm, yeah, m'fine. Just um. Just miss you both. A lot. And these fucking pregnancy hormones..." Dew cleared his throat, unsuccessfully trying to stifle a soft moan.

Æther broke out in a knowing smile as his Quintempathy fed him even over the long distance. "We just...'missed' you too. But knowing us, I'm betting we have more if you need help. Don't we Rainy?"

Rain looked up and saw the smile, and returned it. He nodded eagerly.

"Your sub agrees, Dewdrop. How can we pleasure you?"

[quitealotofsodapop]

[Netflix!SWK: "And let me tell you, sifu Tripitaka was very shocked when our Xiaotian made his presence known!"]

....So, either those two did NOT realize they made a baby until said baby was leaving its first home...or it took the kid punching innards to realize something's there?

More that Tripitaka didn't know XD

At least one elder on Flower Fruit Mountain had given the young monkeys The Talk at some point. But the two mystic monkeys hadn't cared for precaution after a fight where they almost lost one another.

And they sorta forgot that they "did things" not appropriate around celibate monks (or wise for the temple of a certain fertility goddess they were crashing at) XD

Cue a few weeks later when Wukong uses his gold vision, looks near Macaque and... whoops. They both mutually agree not to tell Tripitaka until it becomes too obvious too ignore.

It takes until the Kingdom of Women for Tripitaka to start asking questions. When he gets his own "Egg" from the river, he starts putting two-and-two together for why Wukong has been so protective of his mate recently. Tripitaka asks to feel Mac's stomach for comparision to his own tremors. Mac's stomach kicks back at him. Tripitaka faints. Wukong and Sha Wujing are a little puzzled when they get back + a misunderstanding occurs where Zhu Bajie panics assuming Mac had also drunk the river water.

Mac has Xiaotian around the time of "His" chapter. Macaque joins Sun Wukong in his banishment and they make it in time for their infant to be born on Flower Fruit Mountain. They're happy just to stay there for a while.

Then Guanyin busts the door down and warns them that Tripitaka is about to be eaten by demons at the flaming mountains. Shadowpeach take their baby with them, cus clearly Tripitaka is gonna need more than two monkeys to protect him in future.

Tripitaka is saved, and promptly faints once more upon meeting the infant monkey strapped to his diciple's back. Each of the other pilgrims vow to destroy any creatrue that dares pose a threat to their newest member.

By the time of the pilgrimage's end, Xiaotian is a teenager and has grown up surrounded by the all beauties and horrors of the world. He has no interest in enlightenment; just sharing what he's seen and might see through the arts. His parents and adoptive uncles love him very much.

[kisasan]

Thinking about omega!kacchan who’s job is „helping” rich people get pregnant,his service includes (besides getting pregnant obviously-method is up to the client) disguising himself as a partner of the person who hires him,so the public/family doesn’t know that they’re using a surrogate.

Katsuki is very professional about his job,he always has a contract ready that specifies what the client can and can’t do,the amount of money he is going to get,and that he will be not be legally responsible for the child/children.

As to disguising himself as a partner of his client,he can do anyone,doesn’t matter the age,gender,weight,height etc. he is very skilled in makeup,he can change his voice,he has thousands of professional wigs in every color imaginable,tons of clothes and costumes,fake body hair,facial hair, birthmarks,you name it! he even has fake breasts & butts!

Katsuki also mastered a method for gaining weight,loosing weight,gaining muscle mass etc. so he is as similar as possible to the parent,his disguises are beyond perfect!

One day he gets an offered from a the very popular but mysterious businessman called „Deku”

Katsuki at first was quite shock when he saw the email,from what he knows the man is single,and he usually gets offers from married couples,very rarely from singles,none the less he decided to accept the man’s offer,especially after seeing how much the man wants to pay him (the double amount from what he usually gets) and he doesn’t get paid small,little did he knew that Deku is planning to make the omega his,he will do anything to make kacchan love him and marry him.

PS.I forgot to say it before,but if you end up using this idea,tag me so I can see it/read it <3

[lostwcnderlands]

ohkay but have had this idea in my head for a little while. muse b is a celebrity; has their own star in hollywood, the works. it's not uncommon for them to hook up with fans, always trying to live the good life && never settle down. muse a has been a superfan for awhile, so she knows this about muse b, and was thrilled to have a one-night stand. this resulted in an unplanned pregnancy, and not wanting the baby to be saddled with a famous parent && the risks that come with it, muse a never told muse b about their child. all secrets get spilled eventually... and somehow. medical records were leaked & the headlines suddenly read about the secret kid of muse b. but who is muse a? everyone wants to know! now the secret is out... but what next?

[arvandus]

The Slow Death of Dreaming

Gojo had that dream again. The same one he’d been having for the past six months.  It was an unwelcome dream, deeply unwanted and entirely forbidden, more nightmare than dream. Not in a classically horror sort of way, but in a way that left him in pain each time he woke up, his lungs gasping for air, and his heart shredded beneath his ribcage.  It made him scared; but not scared of his safety, oh no.  Gojo never felt scared like that; his jujutsu inheritance made sure of that.  It was a different kind of fear; a fear of desire, a fear of wanting; a fear of what he was capable of in the deep imaginations of his mind, but would never, ever, act on.  Above all else, it was a fear of loss.  Not the kind of loss that comes with losing what one already had; no, this was a fear of a loss that already happened, a never-has-been that never-will-be.

He dreamed of love.  Sappy and stupid, he knew it.  He dreamed of a familiar smile that smiled only for him, of the touch of hands that cherished, of soft moans meant only for his ears.  He dreamed of a name; your name, whispered in the quiet of early mornings beneath covers, of late night cups of coffee in an empty kitchen.

He dreamed of family.  Of the sound of laughter, of the running of little feet.  He dreamed of his own eyes staring back at him, with little cheeks flushed in skin like yours.

He dreamed of the mundane; of a boring 9-5 job that made him want to gouge his eyes out if it meant that you’d be safe.  He dreamed of a house, a modest one, that didn’t stand out, where he could blend in unnoticed. A life of normalcy, where his only titles were “sensei,” “father,” and “husband.”

These were the dreams that plagued him, making him toss and turn, and wake late at night to sweaty sheets and a lonely room.  Dreams that tortured, mocking him for wanting more than he could have, more than he deserved.

Gojo hadn’t wanted these things before you. He had learned to accept his role, his life, his title, and all the impending risk and loss that would come with it.  And yet...

When he first met you, you’d been so... opposite of him, the antithesis of who and what he was.  You were plain, simple.  You were kind yet strong; sweet, with a tangy bite if he chewed too long.  And you were painfully, blissfully, human; ignorant of the dangerous world you lived in.

He could never coexist with someone like you.

And yet, maybe it was that novelty, that taste of the mundane, that initially caught his attention. It was like eating a simple slice of warm, buttered bread after feasting too long on spicy foods.  The world of Jujutsu was wild and dangerous, and you were not.  In a way, your presence was palette cleansing.

It unlocked something in him, something forbidden.

He had brushed it off at first; a casual dismissal of you and all you represented. Why would he possibly want that?  There was too much risk involved, the weight of commitment too heavy, the cost of loss too high.

But he learned quickly that feelings (he refused to call it love) didn’t work that way. It didn’t care how he felt, or what he wanted, or what the dangers were.  It just... existed, given life from the mundane things that he’d always sneered at before; little moments and actions that he’d never bothered to give thought or weight to.

A warm smile, a greeting, a gift, a welcoming into the home for a warm meal.  Teasing, jokes, the sound of laughter.  A warm hand on his arm, a concerned gaze that was far too perceptive for a normal person.  In an odd twist, you had a way of making him feel seen without ever truly seeing him completely, without ever learning about the world he came from.

Bit by bit, you stole parts of him without even knowing it.  It didn’t matter that your heart was already filled with someone else’s love; it didn’t matter that you had a gold ring on your finger and Gojo didn’t.  Even when your belly began to swell, growing with a new life that wasn’t his, it. Still. Didn’t. Matter.  It only made the ache worse, the longing more torturous until it felt like Gojo was slowly dying, watching the life he’d never get to have be lived for him.

Because no matter what, the things he dreamed of would never happen. Not with you.  And certainly not while you were married to his best friend.

[gazagfmboost]

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[anto-pops]

I feel like this idea is such a trope/cliche but this dad!Seb stuff got me thinking and.. what if MC got pregnant while they were still in Hogwarts right before the whole ‘should we turn Sebastian in’ incident. And what if Ominis and/or Anne turned him in despite MC saying no. She realizes she’s pregnant a few months later bc no periods and her stomach is growing (ah the victorian era). She’s sad to raise it without Sebastian but has no choice, and she can’t even tell him. Anne/Ominis regret it and feel terrible but she can’t help to resent them a little for it.

Then like five years later, Seb escapes Azkaban and shows up at her house to surprise her and there’s a little four year old running around who looks just like him but with her eyes or something (maybe twins, and it’s an extra surprise for him when she’s like “there’s another one sleeping in the other room”). Cue emotional reunion. Would you be interested in writing this?

I’M SO INTERESTED IN WRITING THIS, WHAT AN AWESOME IDEA ???

I’m the last person to care about clichés, this is such a fun concept and ripe with potential. I’ll 100% add it to the WIP list !! 😩🫶🏻

[sejanuspiinth]

JACK LOWDEN AND OPHELIA LOVIBOND tommy’s honour ( 2016 )

[bellyprincess]

tonight I'm thinking about having my belly full of our next brood, tummy already swollen and stretched tight, while the newest ones sleep peacefully in their cribs. But while they sleep my chest aches to be milked. I'd have to pump once an hour, the pump nearly always attached to my chest, because my tits swell up so much and just start leaking like faucets.<3

[akarisims]

Good news 🤍

[doctorjuliasato]

[ Midori Francis, cis female, she/her ] — whoa! JULIA SATO just stole my cab! not cool, but maybe they needed it more. they have lived in the city for THREE MONTHS, working as a PAEDIATRIC DOCTOR. that can’t be easy, especially at only 33 YEARS OLD. some people say they can be a little bit PEDANTIC and GUARDED, but i know them to be EXTRAORDINARY and PATIENT. whatever. i guess i’ll catch the next cab. hope they like the ride back to BROOKLYN! 

Tw: Unwanted pregnancy, adoption, trauma

Julia wasn’t born wanting to be a doctor, she didn’t grow up playing doctor, but little did she know it was always on the cards for her. Pushed from a young age to focus closely on her academics she had two choices - doctor or lawyer, and in the end she chose the former. Her father was a well known cardiovascular surgeon and her mother one of New York’s top OBGYN, so it was hardly surprising when their only daughter was said to have her eyes set on medical school (Even if they were telling people long before Julia had any idea that’s what was happening.)

They tended to do that though. The pair of them would decide on something and before you knew it that was exactly what was happening, it was a control thing they loved to have, and it overflowed into every aspect of their daughter’s life. On the most part Julia was a sweet, normal child, she did well in school and didn’t make too many waves that drew extra attention to herself. With a select circle of friends - she was the girl you wanted to be in group projects with because it meant the ball wasn’t going to be dropped, you would have a finished project bang on time, and the lettering on the poster board would be impeccable to boot. Well if you’re going to do something you might as well do it properly, she knew the past of least resistance in her family was to excel so she didn’t put up a fuss. Just knuckling down to do what was expect of her. It wasn’t a miserable existence, did she get to go to as many social events as the rest of her classmates? Maybe not, but she never felt she was being deprived of anything. 

That was until she met and fell for Leo West. The two had been in the same grade for their entire school life but it wasn’t until they turned fifteen that their paths properly crossed and Julia’s eyes were suddenly opened to a world beyond her school books and music lessons. He had an freedom she had never been around before but wanted more of as soon as she’d been exposed, and it wasn’t long before (much to her parents disapproval) the two were dating. Julia’s first romance and it was a total whirlwind of infatuation and codependence they were inseparable and soon became a package deal. Even as she continued to study hard, it wasn’t with the same dedication that she’d had before and both the Sato parents started to notice, concern growing that this boy was turning their daughter’s head in the wrong direction. Not that they ever acted upon that thought - but they certainly made it known to Julia. Leo was due to go away on a year abroad once he finished high school and the Sato parents had already decided that this would be the end of their daughters relationship with him. And just like that he left when summer broke that year and Julia was back to focusing her attention onto her studies. 

Kinda. 

About three weeks later it was discovered that she was pregnant. A total disaster in her parents eyes the girl was made to go through with the pregnancy, hiding it for the most part thanks to her mother’s medical field, and the baby was put up for adoption the moment it came into he world. Never up for debate. Julia never got to hold it, they never even told her what she’d had. Instead she was just expected to go back to her studies as if nothing had happened without any kind of mental health or trauma support, and she did. But she was never the same. By the time Leo came home from his time abroad (which ended up going from one year to two) she had left for medical school so her parents didn't have to worry about the two of them reconnecting.

That was sixteen years ago and even after earning a place at The Johns Hopkins University School of Medicine, a placement at Boston Children’s Hospital, and finally getting a job offer she couldn’t refuse back in her home town of New York, she still felt totally lost. So to combat it she threw herself into her work without letting up for a second, no time to think meant no time to hurt. At least with this career she could help children in a way she could never help her own child, but that didn’t stop her eyes from lingering a couple of seconds longer on kids that came in with features that reminded her of Leos’, wondering what had happened to their son or daughter. 

Wound tight, laser focused, a stickler for detail, and well overdue for everything she’d squished down to the depths of her soul and darkest parts of her brain to come bursting out, there was really no telling when this ticking time bomb was going to go off. 

[quitealotofsodapop]

[Jackpotshipping/Ace and Joker are both laughing cus "We're old as hell! It ain't happening!"]

Maybe if they only stick it in the backdoor, eh?

[Cue them learning the term "geriatric pregnancy" and both panicking Hard.]

Why can I picture Starfruit just googling it after Jackpot said the previous statement and just showing the results to them?

[One half of their twins could still be a dumpster baby/hospital freebie thats a doppleganger for their bio one - just for funsies.]

Ooh! Ooh! Thought! There is this comic that makes rounds on tumblr about some fairies replacing a human child with a changeling - but they forgot to take the human child! So, the mom is confused by the second kid and the dad is like 'hey, twins, good job, honey'.

What if that happens? Like, some demons wanted the child of the Great Sage for some nefarious reason and to keep it hidden, they planned to replace the kid, but they fucked up.

And now Jackpot is 30% certain only one had been born, but 70% are like 'hey, free baby' XD

Referencing these posts about Jackpotshipping having more kids + possible destined Eclipse Twins.

Oh gosh, Ace and Joker are just bragging about how unlikely it is for them to have bio kids at their age, meanwhile Starfruit casually starts typing into his phone like;

Starfruit: "Yeah, oldest mortal human parent was 74." Ace, pauses mid-brag: "Excuse me?" Peach: "Lao Tzu's mom was also preggers with him for like 80 years. So she was like mega-old when she had him." Ace: "Excuse me!?" Starfruit: "Yeah and with changes in like nutrition and stuff, people are having their first bio-kid like a lot later than during ancient times. You guys are like... in your 50s or 60s? You're not out of the woods yet dudes." Ace & Joker: *caught between horror at the knowledge + offended that Starfuit thinks they look that old*

[comic that makes rounds on tumblr about some fairies replacing a human child with a changeling - but they forgot to take the human child!]

I remember that comic!

And that def sounds like a scenario Jackpotshipping finds themselves in. Like they're in the post-natal room after having their single kid (surprise miracle baby), look over, and see that there's suddenly two?? Like, when did that happen???

Joker: "I mean... that epidural stuff is wild. Thing 2 coulda slid out when we weren't looking." Ace: "Makes sense. But now I can't tell who arrived first." Joker: "Eh, lets just say they arrived at the same time. No one will question it. If they do; just say shapeshifting." Ace: "Hehe, gross. Welcome to the world Two-Pair!" Joker: "Oh man, Xiaozhēn [their grown-up dumpster "MK]" is in for a shock."

(Meanwhile with the most incompetent demons ever...)

NewGods!Jin: "I 'fink we forgot a huge step of that changeling plan." NewGods!Yin: "Eh. Probably ain't important. Plus they look better as twins." NewGods!Jin: "Too right. Also I can't remember which is the one we left." NewGods!Yin: "Me either."

I'm also reminded of that brief moment in Good Omens, where the Young parents see the accidental extra baby and are like "Yo, is that a twin?" and the nurse doing the antichrist-baby-swap panics like "Uhhh..."

The Jackpotshipping twins also don't know whos the "bonus" of the pair. The spell used to create a perfect copy of the bio baby is really powerful & rare and doesn't wear off like a hair-clone does. No way of knowing who was a freebie unless you ask Buddha himself.