drquencher

[thecoolerpotato]

#potat : everything potato

#potat talks : the coolest potato talking (me 😎🔥)

#gang potat : the others are here too ig 😒 (dis family is too big smh)

[altruistic-meme]

so i was talking to our trivia host, and they asked me about my job and then was like... legit shocked about where i work??? and said that they never would've guessed that. and i wish i had thought to ask them at the time but we were all trying to go home, but now i wanna know where they would've thought i DID work.

so now im asking you guys; if you had no idea what my job was, what would be your guess?

[theodoradevlin]

*Winks at the redhaired beauty in a flirty way in the middle of class.*

What I think I look like in return:

What I actually look like in return:

[skzoologist]

Me: i'll go do some fun stuff, write a bit and get ahead of my schedule, maybe work on that collab i asked about :D

My body: wrong, fatigue and pain be upon ye

[merchantofdisorder]

not sure if this post will show up on their dash because tumblr sucks a litlte bit but! hi sputnik :D

[hauntedpotat]

Just found out that the homophobic 6th graders who tried to bully me in 8th grade go to my school now. Which they tried to bully me for going to. Oh how the tables have turned

[nyxicnymph]

spotify wrapped : numberz 7 and 77 :3

7- The Anthem, Good Charlotte

77- Teenage Dirtbag, Wheatus

[zbdjjsjwjajba]

this damn sweet potato has been in the oven for 2 HOURS

pls let me have my potato :')

[snazzy-little-potato]

GET HIM

[potatothots]

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[beabatiny]

𓇼 𝐏𝟏𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐲 𝐅𝐢𝐜 𝐑𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬: 𝐎𝐧𝐞 𓇼 𓆞 𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬 𓆞 𓇼 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐬/𝐀𝐠𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬/𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐤 𝐁𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐬 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭 𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝 𓇼 𓇼 𝐨𝐭𝟔/𝐦𝐮𝐥𝐭𝐢𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐬 𓇼 𓈒𓏸 Another P1 Member Sends You A Photo Of Your P1 Boyfriend Trend - @vampirehoon ot6 x reader (texts) 𓈒𓏸 𓈒𓏸 Call Me Maybe - @hksool ot6 x reader (texts) 𓈒𓏸 𓆞 Hands Off - @hrts4kyo bf!intak x reader x keeho (one-shot) 𓆞 𓈒𓏸 Hey, It's Me - @nishibons ot6 x reader (texts/thoughts) 𓈒𓏸 𓈒𓏸 P1harmony And The Coquette Boyfriend Trend - @kisseobie ot6 x reader (reactions) 𓈒𓏸 𓈒𓏸 P1harmony As your Bestfriends (Them Crushing On You) - @kyosopp ot6 x reader (headcanons) 𓈒𓏸 𓇼 𝐲𝐨𝐨𝐧 𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐡𝐨 𓇼 𓆞 Baby All Mine - @joocomics streamer!keeho x reader (one-shot) 𓆞 𓈒𓏸 Cinnamon Banana Pancakes - @kyufessions bf!keeho x reader (one-shot) 𓈒𓏸 𓈒𓏸 Close To You - @ldhluvr academic rival!keeho x reader (one-shot) 𓈒𓏸 𓆞 I Told You To Stay Still - @ratedfleur non-idol!keeho x reader (one-shot) 𓆞 𓈒𓏸 Let Me Take Care Of You - @ohmyujins bf!keeho x reader (headcanons) 𓈒𓏸 𓆞 Taking Pictures In The Mirror - @seobslatina non-idol!keeho x reader (one-shot) 𓆞 𓇼 𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐢 𝐭𝐚𝐞𝐲𝐚𝐧𝐠 (𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐨) 𓇼 𓆞 2Nite - @hrts4kyo non-idol!theo x reader (one-shot) 𓆞 𓆞 Be Better - @348kg non-idol!theo x reader (one-shot) 𓆞 𓈒𓏸 Don't Let Me Lose You - @junhannies non-idol!theo x reader (one-shot) 𓈒𓏸 𓈒𓏸 Drive Me Crazy - @woobly non-idol!theo x reader (one-shot) 𓈒𓏸 𓆞 I Look At You Like You're Perfect For Me - @lily-blue half-dark elf!theo x reader (one-shot) 𓆞 𓈒𓏸 Kiss It Off Me - @yyawnjun best friend!theo x reader (one-shot) 𓈒𓏸

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[thecoolerpotato]

all potatoes are gay. because gay is cool. but I'm the coolest potato. therefore im the gayest potato.

math.

[altruistic-meme]

hi in case you were wondering where i was all of yesterday :) went to momocon for a day, failed to beat the world record of spiderpeople for the second time (though we were closer this year!), met several absolutely amazing bsd cosplayers (including these absolutely stunning people who were the fucking. prettiest. ever. i was so ready to pass out talking to them.), my sister laughed after we took the photo and asked me if they were the villains bc I was making a scared face lmao, and I FOUND SOME BSD STUFF 😭 one sticker and the nendroid dolls!! also 2 other figures that were $320 each and I could. not buy.

anyway. yeah :)

[cabinetduo]

ouuu do u guys ever think abt how often schlatt pitted the Manberg cabinet against each other like encouraging bullying and dog piling during meetings, singling out whoever he decided deserved the brunt of his anger that day. and in order to protect themselves from schlatt (and maybe also because they all wanted his approval) they'd go along with it like super fucked up daily crucifixions. Like they were all desperate for him to respect and maybe also love them and the cost of that was all of their dignities and relationships right

but like, in private like away from him or one on one it was a little chiller, and I'm talking abt tubbo and quackity specifically obviously. like they don't trust each other even a little, one social mistep in private conversation is enough for it to be used as political ammunition to gain schlatts favor later right? but when they're not with him it's way less intense. guard goes down a little, you can be open about how much you fucking hate the guy or how annoying it is that he refuses to do his own paper work or how there's no way in hell the entire country is going to make it through the fall on spider's eyes alone

but like one more thing also. schlatts crazy paranoid and his paranoia is wildfire contagious

so like, with all that in mind, when cquackity spills to schlatt that tubbos a spy, he was feeling a little betrayed too. that's how I imagine he'd justify it. I mean he'd seen tubbo sneak down to those tubbos and covered it up, yknow solidarity and all that but for him to be a spy? after all they'd been through? for him to have an easy way out of hell after quackity sacrificed his dignity his pride and his morals just to get a fragile grip onto a country he can't even call his own?

whatever WHATEVERTRRR I just, on the podium when schlatt reveals that tubbo is not going to just be imprisoned but executed fo u think it hit cq that this was not just another game of hot potating being schlatts target. like he'd won obviously, schlatts love was his to claim after a move that big but he'd won a shitty fucking prize

[skzoologist]

By the way, if anyone sends in an ask or mentions me somewhere, I get an email about it. And I keep the best ones and favourite them, as a lil memory (also I can reread them easier).

Today's hoard is 4 letters:

[pygmi-says-hi]

writing tips - dialects

By dialects I mean characters with a noticeable accent.

Unintentionally, you will assign a basic 'dialect' to all of your characters that they end up using in the story. British, American, Desi, Italian...idk, but it usually is about the same as the accent you speak with.

If you have a character that has an accent different from the others and you'd like to make it noticeable, here are some pointers!

Research! Listen to people talk with that accent, and maybe spell out a few words with the twang. In Southern USA, some people say 'boil' like 'bowl'. or 'pen' like 'peeyun'.

Understand where and how the vowel + consonant sounds change so you know where to switch. if you're just throwing in dropped t's and ing's like crazy then it'll be confusing.

for example, a Frenchman speaking English won't look like a Texan speaking English. "Vat is thees kind of perfumerie?" versus "What's this kinda perfume?" type shi

2. make it legible. If you try to edit every word to sound like an accent, it'll confuse readers who maybe aren't familiar. Edgar Allan Poe's "why the little frenchman wears his hand in a sling" is a perfect example of a kinda illegible accent. If you don't know what a thick brogue sounds like or how it might affect the words, it sounds like a bunch of craziness. pick a few words here and there and make sure that the edit is still legible.

example: (Mississippi character making mashed potatoes)

og: 'I take the potatoes and boil them for ten minutes, then I salt them and begin mashing until they're soft and fluffy."

overedited (phonetically accurate, but illegible): "Ah tayke the potaters an' bowl them fer tehn min'ts, then ah sawlt and begin mashin' 'till ther sawft an' fluhffy."

dialing it back (keeping the dialect but preserving the text): "I take the 'taters and boil them fer ten minutes. Then, I salt 'em an' begin mashin' 'til they're soft an' fluffy."

difference, eh?

3. keep it consistent! the character might have a personal affect as well as their home dialect. make sure you're remembering to use it when necessary. otherwise the accent will get lost, as well as the effect. keep a little excerpt of dialogue with the necessary reminders to make it easier on yourself.

writing dialects is tricky but not impossible. don't fry the readers' brains to try and add a bit of spice.

xox keep writing!