#posting this because i am Cool and Smart and Hot and i am hoping that another Cool Smart and Hot person will see this

[bloopitynoot]

Reading SVSSS: Chapter 15

For those who don't know, I am reading SVSSS for the first time and sharing my thoughts!

If you have not read it, there will be spoilers! Consider this a warning.

Also- if you want to follow along, I am aiming to post updates daily. You can find all the posts in the tag bloopitynoot reads SVSSS. You can also check out the intro post for context on my read.

It's chapter 15! Time to figure out what happened to SQQ in the latest cliff hangar.

Today no tea- but I did have a blackberry cider that was very tasty.

I also did impulse buy a baby's-first-fountain pen to get into my little writing flow and add to the ambiance of my note taking journey. So, pls ignore the worse-than-usual writing; I am learning to write with it.

let's goooooo!

Well, SQQ appears to be in a coffin? p29

fuck, i'm already smudging the ink with my new pen. The lefty curse of it all. IDK how much of this is going to be legible later. RIP

okay... but how long has he been in here? MXTX is describing everything as dusty as hell. p30 (resolved as I read further- not very long LOL)

and he has his original body! That's exciting! Who did it though?? p30

LOL SQQ has 0 chance with this "advanced level plot" p31. He is totally fucked for sure.

These 'blind corpses' sound like a walking horror show. I would be so scared omg. I don't know how far the animated series got- but if this is animated that would look cool as fuck. p32

okay! they're fueled by breath! that's really neat though! pp33-34 Scary, but cool.

I would die immediately in this situation. When the thing (blind corpses) that are already horrible and unbeatable are scared of something else -> absolutely no hope in surviving. p35

ah, it is our little snake-man. I had a suspicion this was related to him and Luo Binghe's dad. He probably took SQQ's corpse too and brought it here. p35

OMG LOL Luo Binghe's dad is awful, but also feels like a troll AND is serving dad jokes. Re: thinking back to when SQQ knocked on the coffin and he answered from inside LOOOL. p36

Listen. Can we just take a moment to appreciate the absolute DILF that is Luo Binghe's father? I am a whole lesbian but that character art cannot objectively argued as anything else. p37

and now SQQ is going on about Tianlang-jun having BDE (not those exact words but I mean when you say he's working that coffin like it's a Paris fashion week runway and Luo binghe - the man you are obsessed with- could NEVER, it says something.). p38

That fucking power move too! SQQ: seems you've waited a while to meet me, why don't you come out of there and do so. Tianlang-jun: *bats eyes* okay but only if you hold my hand and work for it p39

SQQ has this habit of getting kidnapped "for his own good" but no one ever tells him why it's good for him XD this entire situation is so annoying. Tianlang-jun did this all so that he could get him away from the sects he wanted to destroy. p43

OMG scratch that. He also wants to use him as bait to snatch his sons body as his own. p45.

aside: I'm going to have to organize these notes later- I'm not catching the nuance in the hand written notes LOL my brain is processing faster than my hand (you will notice that the last 2 points here do not match my hand written notes because they were a hot mess).

What an entrance Luo Binghe! p47

Yes SQQ! You rescue your man from his dad (RE: holding Zhuzhi lang hostage) p51

holy shit. Zhuzhi lang is WILD - he really was about to just die instead of be a hostage LOL p52 I want to know what his character motivation is. He's giving the same blind trust energy as The Core Melting Hand in MDZS. Both just so loyal to a fault/their own demise. Do we learn more? or is this it? (genuine question- don't tell me WHAT we learn, just yes/no if we learn more).

That was so smart to hit the anti-theft measures in the tomb p53

aaaaaaaand he snatched the wrong person on the escape. well, that's fantastic. p54

I am loving the traps in this mausoleum though! The face with the magma and then the various rooms. I want to know if this exists as a D&D dungeon crawl/anyone has made one, I think it would be so fun. p59

omg. I don't think that Luo Binghe realizes/knows that that was his own father and cousin. that's so terrible. Truly Luo Binghe was treated so fucking badly literally his entire life. His dad does not even give a shit. Honestly probably only had him for this situation - needing a new body. p61

:((((( Our boy, Luo Binghe is in a bad way rn. gah! so many cliff hangers. p63

MXTX Cliffhangar Lord

And now I have to wait until tomorrow to see if baby Luo Binghe makes it. I'm sure SQQ is going to do something about it but dang, he is not well.

[certainlynotasimp]

I bring forth many more incorrect Sunny and Migs quotes!

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Miguel: Is something burning?

Sunny, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.

Miguel: Sunny, the toaster is literally on fire.

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Miguel: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?

Sunny: It was autocorrect.

Miguel: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?

Sunny: Yes.

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Miguel: I owe you one.

Sunny: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.

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Sunny: That was so hot, Miguel.

Miguel: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.

Sunny: I'm so in love with you.

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Sunny: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.

Miguel, joking: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.

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[When Miggy and Sunny finally get engaged, to the rest of the spider crew]

Miguel: We’re getting married, bitches!

Sunny: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.

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Miguel: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Sunny: Wow. They sound stupid.

Miguel: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.

Sunny: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”

Miguel: I guess you’re right. Hey Sunny, I love you.

Sunny: See! Just say that!

Miguel: Holy fucking shit.

Sunny: If that flies over their head then, sorry Miguel, but they're too dumb for you.

Miguel: Sunny...

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Sunny: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.

Miguel: This is a lie.

Miguel: I'm literally dating them. This is a lie.

Miguel: THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.

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Miguel: I want to be with you for the rest of my life.

Sunny: Damn, that sounds like a marriage proposal.

Miguel, getting down on one knee: That's 'cause it is.

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Miguel: I like your new pants!

Sunny: Thanks, they were 50% off!

Miguel: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks*

Sunny: The store can’t just give away clothes for free.

Miguel: That’s… not what I meant.

Sunny: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Miguel.

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Miguel walking into the kitchen and seeing all their limes peeled: Sunny, I love you but, what the h-e-double FUCK.

Sunny, sipping coffee happily: I love you too :)

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Sunny: Miguel and I are no longer dating.

Miguel: Sunny, that’s a horrible way of telling people we’re married.

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Sunny: Hey, wanna take a shower with me?

Miguel: I have a gun in that nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shoot me. Because I’ve obviously gone crazy.

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Miguel: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

Sunny: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

Miguel: That one. I want that one.

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Sunny: Are we fighting or flirting?

Miguel: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-!

Sunny: Your point?

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Miguel: I am so cool. I am an absolute Chad. I am the epitome of coolness and awesomeness—!

Sunny: Hi.

Miguel: *melts down in a flustered heap of softness*

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Miguel: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you?

Sunny: …You realize any other person that made their partner pass out in bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?

I’m not even gonna add on to this glorious post other than I’m proud🥹

[mariailoveyou-guerin]

colinbridgerton is romantic, kind, optimistic, anxious, smart-ass, insecure, wistful, imaginative, reserved, ambitious, driven, funny, protective, compassionate, creative, self-assured, decisive, brave, writer, intelligent, attentive, trust-worthy, loyal, sensitive, passionate, traumatized, vulnerable, talkative? considerate, sensible, honest, helpful, empathetic, curious, naive, thoughtful, passionate, confrontational, head-strong, nurturing, dramatic, caring, self-sacrificial, guarded, loving, hard-working, hopeful, irritable, self-reflective, cautious, kindhearted, charming, sassy! the fact I can make a thread showing all of these sides of him if only insta didn’t allow only 10 clips pics to show it 😂 maybe I should make 5 posts!

this is how pen violet and I see him and hope to see him see himself like this too in s3 part 2 or one day 🔜 nothing has haunted me more about this show bridgerton then when he said if “Penelope can see me like this then maybe I can too” I was literally crying first time I heard it because what does he mean by that we all saw him like that not just pen his mother his siblings daphne Benedict even maybe Eloise! that line has rung deep in my mind for 2 years now has me crying every time it came to mind or I watched that scene and I need it gone! closest it’s gotten to it been gone now is bc of “feelings like DREAMING of you when i'm asleep and in fact preferring to sleep because there is where i might FIND you. a feeling that is like TORTURE but one which i CANNOT. WILL NOT. do not WANT TO. give up.”

He’s also a feminist icon, handsome, cool, pretty, rich, hot, tall (has blue eyes brown hair no better combo maybe brown eyes brunette tall dark and handsome is about him) and just beautiful in and out! Idk how Julia Jess and Shondamanaged to write the most incredible amazing complex male character in history of media but my god am I forever grateful to her!

[elderflowergin]

Heya, me again! Thank you for getting into it with me. I finished Hot Stove League, what a fun and learning time. I honestly do not find baseball to be at all interesting but this one made me sit through it, and enjoy learning! I agree about Mr Bark and Mr Kwon here, I think they would have, at some point, loved to pulverize eachother from the face of the earth, but in the end came together for Dreams! And Park EunBin! I adore her so much, too much. AHH, what a delight, how amazing is she!

About JangHyun, I am looking forward to his growth. I think Part 1 was about GilChae's growth and part 2 will be his, I'm looking forward to seeing him unlock all of that trauma from his body and release it. Their parting was so horrible horrible horrible. I'm glad I wasn't online much after watching ep10, just so I could l figure out my own feelings about that ending without the many voices getting into my head.

Anyway, I think he will repent.

I'm so team GilHyun or JangChae that my assessment of both in the last EP is that they are both in the spectrum of the the five stages of grief, him: shock and her, maybe anger or somewhere further along the line. I hope I'm making sense. Because he returned to Joseon with the idea that he and GC will be talking about their future, he said they would when he 'proposed' to her before he left. And GC was probably overwhelmed when she saw him alive after thinking that he was dead for so long.(PS: what a horrific way to realise that you love someone). Maybe after a long time reflecting, he may, may, understand that he was asking far too much(the fact that YeonJun said things that make sense before Janghyun was able to see it says a lot.)

I'm very interested in how GC feels about RyangEum.

Extremely proud of GilChae( very sad that we have to keep emphasising this). I'm looking forward to their conversations in the future. To GilHyun or JangChae.🥂

Dearest Anon, I still don’t know how baseball is played but I’m glad that wasn’t necessary to enjoy the show.

I loved Park Eun-bin so much - she’s so smart and gutsy and hotheaded and full of love for her team. I deeply enjoyed her protecting Baek Seung-soo (and on occasion his one cheap suit) by throwing a shot glass at a player built like a tank. I enjoyed Oh Jung-se’s character very much as well - there’s a wonderful scene where he’s with his cousin who drops his key and waits for Oh Jung-se to pick it up - which of course Oh Jung-se does since this cousin will be his boss someday, and Baek Seung-soo observes this moment from his car. Lovely character work in that single thirty second scene.

Thank you for those amazing observations about Gil-chae and Jang Hyeon - it makes so much sense! I think they are deeply misaligned and I agree with you that they are also in two different stages of grief. I think Gil-chae tries to meet him in the middle, but Jang Hyeon didn’t wish to move at all (perhaps partly because he was in shock, as you pointed out). I hope like you do that he reflects on and regrets how he treated her. If there is one very sore point I have with the show, it is that they made Yeon-jun of all people (!!!) say the right thing to Jang-hyeon.

I think you were completely right to stay mostly offline for the post episode 10 discussions. I read very little and backed out. I think it’s just part of a larger cultural conversation that we tend to give men far more grace and leeway than we offer women. I find it ironic here because the characters literally live in an era where men had a lot of leeway to begin with and women had very little (and the show takes pains to address this too!), so it’s a real choice to place even higher expectations and tighter leeway on the women and doing the opposite for men. But this has been going on longer than the internet has been alive, I guess.

Anon, thank you so much for coming by and making these very cool and wise observations. As you progress in your Namgoong Min deep dive, please always know you can come hang out here, link arms virtually and tell me (and us!) all the Namgoong Min feelings. Here’s a hug if you’ll have one! 🫂

[emometalhead]

Tag 3 people who have made your year better and send this to the last 10 blogs in your notifications (anonymously or not) ❣

I can't simply tag 3. So many people made this year wonderful for me, and I want to acknowledge them all!!

In alphabetical order by url:

@a-queen-of-the-clouds - Jori, you are always a joy to have on my dash. I have so much fun reading your tags. Never change!! I love you, and am grateful to know you.

@arnold-layne - My beloved!! We've been friends for a while, but I feel like our communication has really ramped up this year. I'm so glad that we've been talking more! You're a really cool person, and I love our interactions. Ilysm.

@awrestlinggirlwholoves80sbands - Alessia!! Sweetie, you are one of the kindest people I've ever met. I love your fashion, your passion for your interests, and how much you care about your friends. I am so so grateful for our continuing friendship. ILY!!

@born-to-lose - Mel, my beloved, my wife!! You know I'm obsessed with you. You are the language queen, a talented writer, and stunningly hot. Iconic all around. I love you and our friendship. Here's to another year! Kisses!!

@day-trippin-dreamer - TINA!!!!!! Our daily conversations have helped me stay sane through this crazy year. Even though timezones are not our friends, I love that we manage to stay updated on each other's days. We will meet up in Belgium to watch movies together one day. My passport should arrive in early February lol. One step closer!! I love you so much, and I adore our friendship. Thank you for everything!!

@deadhousep1ants Bee!! Hiiii! I am so glad to have met you this year! We talk more on Instagram than here nowadays, but I needed to include you on this post!! We have a lot in common, and I just generally think you're really cool. I'm really happy to be your mutual. I'm always wishing you the best! Ily.

@doctorqueensanatomy - Sheamus, I don't think I need to tell you how much I appreciate, because I say it all the time. However, I'm still going to tell you again. I love you!!!! Our friendship is precious to me, and I am so sad I can't hug you. I am still sitting, waiting, and constantly checking my email for when you'll receive any of the things I sent you for Christmas lol. I'm grateful for the opportunity to physically show how much I care, and I look forward to all of our future conversations (in text and call). Btw you're also like a super talented writer, and that needs to be acknowledged.

@duffmckagans - Kelsey, you're like a piece of my soul put into another person. We are so similar, and it's crazy how well we get along. I love our daily catch ups, and that I can text you about literally anything. There is no one else I'd rather sob to about Axl. I can always count on you. You're an insanely talented writer, so smart in general, and always have the correct opinion. You know I love you.

@emodennis - Phoenix, my dude, I am so happy we've become friends this year!! Last year, I wouldn't have imaged myself on Sunnyblr (as I literally didn't know it existed). I am so glad to be there, because otherwise we wouldn't have met. I'm excited to see how our friendship progresses in the coming year!!

@glamourizedcocaine - Alexi, you haven't been active lately. I'm not sure you'll see this, but it feels wrong to exclude you from this post. I love being able to scream nonsense about Gerard with you. You're a good friend, and I miss you on my dash. Ily.

@hobbitinneverland - İrem!! You're such a positive force on my dash and in my notes. I love you so much!! You always brighten my day with your presence. You're so amazing. Sending you the best vibes!!

@i-dont-like-rice - My dear Andi, idk if you'll see this, but I will take any opportunity to say how wonderful you are. I love your chaos. I love that I can talk to you about anything, and you'll understand. I feel like you see parts of me that no one else can, and I hope you know that your friendship is irreplaceable. I love and miss you! I look forward to our meeting in Belgium one day!!

@idontwanttospoiltheparty - Hi Fiona!! Your blog is so fun. It's the best hub for Beatles and Swiftie discussions. I love being able to see takes without absurd drama. I may not always agree with your opinions, but I have a lot of respect for you. You're really smart, talented, and all around fun. I'm grateful for our friendship. Ilysm.

@inquisitiveheretic - Lee!!!!!!! I think I'm incapable of thinking your name without screaming it mentally. You are my favorite mysterious mutual. I am always so excited to talk to you, and I feel so happy when I see you in my notifications. I think you're my biggest example of an opposites attract friend due to our wide divergence of interests, and that's really cool to me. You are someone that I take great comfort in, and I wish I could hug you. I think of you whenever I listen to Metallica, and that happens a lot. Love you.

@losers-yurio - Rylie, you aren't very active here, but I hope you know I still love you with my entire heart despite having less communication this year. I'm on better terms with my parents in regards to calling people, and I'm hoping to have more free time soon. We really really need to reconnect. I love and miss you so much. You will always be my first real Internet friend, and one of my favorite people ever.

@modernloverss - Syd!! First of all, I hope you know you can ramble to me about Ghost anytime, and I'll be very excited about it. It's been fun watching you fall down the fandom rabbit hole. All of our interactions have been so overwhelmingly positive. Your presence always warms my heart, and that is just about the highest praise I can bestow. Ilysm.

@nocturnal-light - Lynne, I am forever in awe of you. You're a creative artist, a stunning ice skater, and an impressive bassist. You can do it all omg. I'm proud of you for all you've accomplished, and I'm rooting for you from the virtual sidelines. Also, in case no one has told you lately, you're doing great with school. You will make it through!! I love being mutuals and friends. Ily!!

@no-fxn-club - Frankie, my dude, the iconic southern who confuses me constantly, you are one of my best friends. I will never be able to tell you I love you enough times. I am SO SAD I can't hug you!!!! I know you give amazing hugs. You have a big heart, and I'm grateful to be your friend to receive some of that love. You have an A+ music taste, a killer sense of fashion, and I always have so much fun talking to you about the most random stuff. I LOVE YOU!!

@nuttmeg13 - Megan, you were my first mutual! Though not directly, you did help me figure out how this place works lol. I'm grateful for you, because I really love Tumblr now that I've found community. You have The Best opinions. I have absorbed so much random Doctor Who information over the years, and I love seeing your fandoms that I know nothing about! You're one of my favorite Swifites!! Ilysm!

@ob-la-di-ob-la-di - Ameera, you are always a source of positivity. You are a talented artist, and I hold it so near and dear to my heart that you drew me!! I think about that all the time, because it was so sweet!! Every interaction we have brings me so much joy. You're gorgeous inside and out. I love you!

@only-a-heartbeat-away - Harlow!! I appreciate you so much. I can always count on you for participation in ask and tag games. It's been lovely getting to know you through games. You have an excellent music taste, and you're such a fun person. Ily! Thanks for being my friend!

@ramblinguitar - Hi Alexa!! First and foremost, thank you for all of the music recommendations this year. I think I've added every song to my main playlist. You have great taste, and a good understanding of what I enjoy. That's really cool. I'm thankful to have such an awesome, grunge mutual and friend. You're talented, and I wish I wasn't broke so I could actually buy bracelets from you. I love your work!! Ily, my dear friend!!

@smokeandmirrorz - Jeordie!! You're so damn cool. First of all, I'm so excited to receive your card this year. Your art is stunning!! I love your style, and it means so much that you were willing to make something for me again. You're so nice!! You have impeccable style, great taste in pop culture, and I love our conversations. One of these days I really hope I'm free when you do a movie stream or just a voice chat. Ily and our friendship!

@therockywhorerpictureshow - Ella, you are an incredible baker! I love seeing posts of what you have created. Your posts always make me hungry lol. A+! Also, your dogs are so cute. Such a pleasure to see!! I love seeing you in my notifications and on my dash. I'm so glad we're mutuals. Ily!

@tomkeifer - Ren, you're one of my favorite people and I hope you never forget that. You're easily one of the coolest people I know. You're incredibly smart, and I know you are going to accomplish great things in life. I am so excited to see that happen. You're a talented musician, have amazing hair/makeup skills/fashion, and are overall a good person. I'm forever impressed with you. Please drink some water. I love you!!

@th0mas-jerome-newton - Zoran, my Polish mutual, my whole heart. Ilysm!! You are such a fun presence on my dash. We don't talk very much, but you bring me such comfort. I'm grateful for you!!

@xx-key-xx - What can I say? You're an icon. I love your commitment to the 2000s. You are my favorite 2000s girlie, and I love your posts so much. Not to sound like I'm signing a yearbook, but stay cool ILY!!

[undercat-overdog]

Still answering questions to the Friday Night Fun thing? If yes, then 6, 8, 10, 11.

Answering five weeks late, but yes! Thanks for the ask, and I hope you see the answer.

6. What’s the angstiest idea you’ve ever come up with?

I don't know, sorry! I don't think anything I come up with is particularly angsty (Lulu is shaking her head at me right now.) Maybe because I can always imagine a happy or happy-ish ending.

8. Got any premises on the back burner that you’d care to share?

Some here, here, and here. I've talked about lifetime movie sex (it has roses!) before, which I definitely want to finish. One day.

Also a continuation to the Atar verse, in which Galadriel brings Halbrand to Eregion, convinced he's Sauron (he's not in this). The real Sauron is tied up in the corner (being Gil-daddy's baby and all - this story would be smut) and steaming. Probably starts talking about how he knew Sauron in Almaren and Halbrand's not Sauron, not nearly hot or smart enough, SNL Kylo Ren Undercover Boss style ("I heard the real Sauron had an eight pack"), till Gil shoves a pacifier in his mouth. Would also include something about the tRoP Adar. So many imposters, poor Sauron!!!

On the gen-ish side, a story in my head that's known by the very boring name of Sad Celebrimbor Fic, which would be a prequel to Bones in which Celebrimbor is sad and moping in Valinor after his rebirth. Some worldbuilding, Celebrimbor meeting relatives, getting in catty academic fights, and discovering Aman's romance publishing industry, writing some of his own (thinly veiled expies; he refuses to acknowledge this). Sauron would be very present but never mentioned by name or explicit acknowledgement until the very last few sentences, when Celebrimbor thinks his name, curls his lips, and leaves for brunch and daydrinking.

10. Any fandom tropes you can’t resist?

Answered here and here, and tropes are difficult for me to think of so I don't have further answers lol. Sorry!

11. Any fandom tropes you can’t stand?

Also answered here, but I am nothing if not a hater! I mentioned found family in that ask, but I'll expand on that more because the way it's written in fanfic (pan-fandom) often makes me genuinely uncomfortable - so often toxic or outright abusive behaviors are presented as healthy and desirable. I'm all in favor of toxic behaviors by characters in fanfic, but I like the author to know it, you know? I have some thoughts about how this manifests in this fandom in particular, but won't go into them in the interest of not being too negative or verbose (this post is long enough!) - hit me up in private if you want thoughts (throwaway account fine! I have tumblr dms open to all, though I can't promise I'll respond immediately because I don't check tumblr daily and am gone from it for several day or week periods at times).

Actually, on the last bit, I have anon asks enabled and I'm so sorry that if anyone without a tumblr account wants to communicate with me privately they no longer can through that. But if you do have an account, even if you don't use it, anon is cool!

[mochidreambubble]

Scarlet Hollow ask game

Tagged by @cymatile AND @georgiedoesntfloat 🖤TYSM for always including me in these haha

I'll offer up two variants for some of the answers, using my main OC file (Ashe my beloved) and my 2nd one that I use to mess around (Atlas who I have mentioned like... Once-)

TRAITS:

Your "canon" trait combination? Ashe: Mystical/Hot. I will take any chance I get to use my attractive OC son- (2nd best to go option tho via) Atlas (maybe I just like 'A' names lol): Mystical/Street Smarts. Let me break all the rules and lie my way thru everything pls- (basically, I like it if it can help me socially and Street Smarts has its perks there too haha)

What third trait would you add for hardcore mode? For Ashe I'm tied between Talk to Animals and Street Smart. Animals to go down the full something is definitely up with him kind of vibe vs the one he'll actually likely have due to his personality/bad boy roots lmao. Atlas gets Book Smart, to be deceptively like the type where he doesn't look it.

What trait are you least drawn to? Powerful Build. Strong? My vain bb Ashe who would never chip a nail? I promise you if he looks like he has muscle it's purely for show lol. And Atlas is a stick. Aside from achievement hunting, I'm also just not down to throwing hands/go for physical strength to solve my problems haha. Nice if you want your MC to lean more to himbo if you pair w/ hot, but if not for that then nah :p

Coolest trait? Mystical. I know I'm not alone on this haha. Aside from enjoying lore and slapping it on almost all my runs for my OC army, I feel like it fits best for SH's setting.

ROMANCE:

Who are you romancing? Reese for Ashe and Wayne for Atlas (me slapping the two Monster Lover achievements like DO YOU SEE THESE)

What romance are you least interested in? Dr Kelly. I do not hate her per say, I am just emotionally reactive to the *motions to the whole revelations of Episode 4*

Who would you romance if every single character was eligible? Isaacs or Harrison, likely? Like, I know Bo is a popular choice and I do like him, but considering it's 50/50 if he loses his dad, I wanna give the poor guys space to grieve first cause he's a sweet fellow.

MISCELLANEOUS:

What character would hurt you the most if something bad happened to them? Not including Reese who I am deeply hoping is ok on the endings where he's still breathing, I gotta say Kaneeka and Tabitha. For Tabby, I'd put my MC thru hell if I have to (and I legit yelled when she choose to take on those years the first time I played Episode 3 like Tabby NO I'LL DO IT PLS); for Kaneeka, god her whole situation is just shitty I just want the best from her and someplace that she can go very far from her mom p l s I will cry if something happens to her-

Would you stay in Scarlet Hollow when the week is over? It's too early to say. Very likely no because SH rn doesn't strike me like it will let you burn the root of whatever looms and haunts over the holler. If anything, I wanna drag people OUT of Scarlet Hollow by week's end.

Who would you vote for dog mayor? Scraps. I trust Gretchen and I just think Scraps is cool.

Tagging: no one, my SH Tumblr circle is so small anyone I would have thought of tagging has already been tagged on another person's post 😂

[cartierre]

Hi! I hope you’re having a good time! I have read and love all your post, and I had an idea that I wanted to share. Social media AU of another athlete x Charles Leclerc, where she’s kinda really intelligent (I was thinking she could be a professional chess player), and everyone thinks he likes her because she’s smart (some people event hate her), but in a photoshoot she turns out to be hot and now everyone is wondering how did he got her. Also, if she could be Mexican or latinoamerican that would be sooo cool

hello! sorry it took me a while, uni has been killing me these past days. but now i have some time at hand and am back again! i loved your request, especially the idea with the reader being a chess player! i hope i was able to capture what you had in mind, enjoy the read ♡♡

here's your request: queen's gambit | 𝐜𝐥𝟏𝟔

thank you so much!

[submergingartist666]

if you say something stupid, people should let you know

oh man you ever read a review and think to yourself “haha oh shit that was fucked up that’s a fucked up thing to say”

or even just “shit dude i don’t think you picked up at all what the artist was trying to put down and while your god awful experience is, like, so valid it doesn’t seem like you even tried to understand what happened or why …

and i don’t think it’s constructive to call an actor’s performance annoying … also ur writing just kinda sucks”

but the thing is you can’t stop them, you know? and there’s nothing i can say about how to be a better critic that hasn’t already been said, so i think if you say something stupid, people should let you know.

anyone. fellow critics, artists, you, dear reader.

i mean sure, critics have a responsibility to respect the artists we’re talking about while staying honest but we also have a responsibility to the way they’re being talked about by each other, right? think about it– the relationships critics have with artists– should they not extend past the interactions we have with them? should we not publicly address and comment on what our peers have publicly said about a public piece of art in our own reviews?

this is not about disagreement or taste because i hate most of what i see but clarity I think maybe also (for lack of better words) community? which is such a bleh word to use these days but i kinda like the idea of reviews becoming referential of a review interacting with ideas in other reviews of the same something different people experienced.

instead, we hide behind third person and we hide behind formality and authority and we think artistic dialogue only starts when we initiate it so we HAVE to have the answers, right? otherwise why the fuck would anyone want to hear from us? bc we’re smart cool sexy funny and kind? NO. bc we know what the FUCK we’re talking about (i have a BAH, mf)!

but sometimes we don’t know what the fuck we’re talking about, which is chill because you can’t always know what the fuck you’re talking about, and we should be ok with people letting us know especially if they can tell us why.

it would be, like, so hot If i saw a review that was like, “yo i saw this show and i loved the way they did this thing and this is what it made me think of, but that wasn’t this person’s experience [hyperlinked post], no they had the complete opposite time and hated it, but i see how that influenced their interpretation of the rest of the show. however, they didn’t pick up on some crucial elements (for whatever reason) that would’ve provided the necessary context for them to continue engaging meaningfully which may speak to a lapse in communication (which is a valid critique) and not an absolute failure of the artist as they’re saying.” or–

–idk i just think it’ll get really boring if we only ever do our critic thing individually bc we’re all kind of screaming into the void hoping our opinions get more attention than the next and right now, that overwhelming sense of competition and legitimacy is turning people off from collaborative, critical engagement.

could be kind of fun if we collectively decided to extend post-show lobby chats and talkbacks and conversations over drinks to somewhere like twitter or reddit a place where people can casually share their interpretations and cultural references like we do with television and books and movies, you know?

critics need ~community~ too.

or maybe we don’t maybe i’m talking out of my ass and if i am maybe you should let me know why :)

[fayewonglibrary]

Faye Wong is hot and cold (2018)

Faye Wong off stage is generous and takes good care of those around her.

by Miss Wei

When Faye Wong was at the height of her popularity, only I and another entertainment reporter could directly ask her managers, Katie Chan and Chiu Li-Kwan (Sister Kwan), for information about her and she was never wary of us two reporters.

I wrote a lot of articles and concert reports on Faye Wong back in the day.

And I was most impressed by a post-80s [born] manager from the Mainland. Once, I sent a private message on Weibo to him to ask about an artist's scandal. He replied in less than a minute and told me: "Miss Wei, do you know what? I am a fan who grew up watching you write about my idol, Faye Wong, and I couldn't imagine that you would ask me for a response. In my mind, you are god-level." I laughed and said "god-level reporter" is still a reporter, and getting news is the most important thing!

There was a period of time when Faye loved to play big two [deuces], and our staff members played with her. She is very smart, so she often won. Although she would return the money to us after winning the bet. Once she said to me in a very serious tone: "You'd better not play big two with other people, you'll definitely lose your hand."

Another time she heard that a newspaper in Hong Kong laid off an entertainment reporter, she asked me urgently: "Have you been affected? Is there anything I can do to help?” Actually, I had already left that newspaper a long time ago, but she didn’t know which newspaper I worked for. She only remembered that I was a reporter and came to me to show her concern.

Faye Wong has a cool appearance, but she has a warm heart. Even after giving birth to Dou Jingtong, she did not live in a mansion. She lived in Sister Kwan's home on Waterloo Road in Hong Kong because it was convenient. Her straightforward nature also allowed me to witness Dou Wei, Nicholas Tse, and Li Yapeng by her side. At this moment, I hope that she is truly happy!

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SOURCE: AM730 HONG KONG // TRANSLATED BY: FAYE WONG FUZAO

[bambi-lesbian-posts]

I'm certain I've talked about this before on here but whenever I see someone who like. Very sincerely believes in alien conspiracies (generally speaking, I mean those who believe in the humanoid green aliens who make crop circles and are much more advanced than us) I just sit there and think. Like. I'm certain Other Life exists or at least has the capability to exist. So to that effect, I do believe in aliens. But also. I think the Other Life is more than likely bacteria, rather than a species that is not only more advanced that human life but has also Visited Earth Before.

Which, if you ask me, is a much more interesting theory, because that means you can speculate its potential evolution and living environment. Because we (NASA specifically, i think) have been searching this galaxy and nearby galaxies for planets that are of a similar size and climate to Earth As It Is Right Now to find potential lifeforms. Which I think is a bit unrealistic and odd, because scientists recognize that Earth's bacteria started in completely different conditions from Modern Earth, and it is theorized that all plants and lifeforms developed from that very bacteria. SO.... planets with similar conditions to "baby Earth" would be more plausible if we're looking for Other Life in general, or at least the potential for Other Life, right? Which means warmer temperatures, higher concentration of minerals, an atmosphere that would definitely be considered unbreathable for Earth's creatures...

I also think that searching for Other Life in places similar to Earth is probably for the purpose of Traveling Safely to That Location etc etc but like. Aside from gaseous planets, it feels unrealistic to assume that climates and sizes and chemical composition(that sounds incorrect, but i mean planets with the same minerals and gases etc) similar to Earth are the only ones likely to support life because OUR life developed specifically for these conditions. In fact, we MADE these conditions. We had a whole range of bacteria that could not physically handle oxygen, only one type of bacteria on Earth could handle oxygen and that is because it produced it, effectively killing every other bacteria on the planet that couldn't escape to deep waters and volcanoes. So the lifeforms and the climate could have been Very Different from how it is now, and it's worth pointing out that there were lifeforms on this planet even before the climate changed.

I dont even know what I'm talking about here. I originally had a point but I got sidetracked and started just. Talking to myself. Lol.

[thee-achilles]

🥊.|my opinion on the moon signs as a leo moon.

just a little something while i get over the fact my work may have been stolen! el oh el! it’s been hard getting over and it hasn’t exactly been a fear until it happened, so please forgive me for not posting as often. DON’T STEAL OR REPOST MY SHIT.

aries

just found out my bio dad is an aries moon.... 🧍n e ways we don’t really have a good connection, but he’d do anything for me, which is something i’ve noticed about aries moons. despite being a fire sign, aries is DEAD ASS loyal. they also give amazing advice (sometimes unsolicited) and WILL match your energy. the moon sign to do them all the way and make sure you do you. y’all are hot hot. pun intended. a lot of aries moons i’ve met, i would never guess that they were an aries moon. you usually don’t know until you’re up close and personal with them. in traditional astrology, scorpio and aries share a home planet: mars. i don’t think it’s too far-fetched to think that aries can be just as secretive as scorpio under all that intense energy. not really judgmental, but stays loyal and true to their beliefs.

taurus

🤨🤨 now.. i have never been attracted to taurus placements. like yeah they’re venusians also, but taurus placements and i just kind of mind my own. if i am attracted to someone with taurus placements, they usually have air placements to go with it. most of the time, when i don’t trust somebody, they usually have taurus placements. now, i don’t believe they aren’t trustworthy and me not trusting someone that happen to have taurus placements from the get-go is not me saying they’re bad. i just think it’s my 8H at play and my venus opp. them. but taurus MOONS are the most with-standing in their beliefs out of all the fixed moon signs. like even if they’re wrong, no they’re not 😋 you’re wrong 🙄 y’all care heavily for your family and LOVE spoiling them with your money. i know i can go to you if i need help with something because y’all are always so methodical in situations and give very straightforward advice. fun to gossip with, but they aren’t gossipers, they just share what they know with people they trust and in turn, i tell them everything i know.

gemini

this is like the only air moon i’ve seen sit back and observe. y’all like to stay hidden. especially your talents. y’all just do something super cool one day and act like it’s no big deal 😒 IT IS A BIG DEAL 🤬 y’all don’t contribute much to a conversation. typical mutable moon fitting the mutable element stereotype 😒🙄 y’all like to collect info on people like little gremlins to use later to get what you want. undercover spy.🕴a bit egotistical, but super caring. will do what they need to do to get there. looks productive because they’re super smart, but they’re actually quite lazy and spoils themselves often. sometimes, i just want to punch y’all, but in a well-meaning way. kind of like a “get your mind out of the gutter” punch. when they find ambition for something, that’s when they work for it, and BOY is the end result amazing.

cancer

YESSSSSS YESSSSSS YESSSSSS like i’m finding out that it’s the more the merrier to me when it comes to cancer placements. come on into my space. let’s talk. i understand y’all need alone time and it’s nice to know y’all understand when i need alone time too. y’all work SO HARD. and i’m so proud of you, baby. i recognize your hard work and talent and i WILL tell you i do. you guys care UNDERCOVER. it’s giving very much kc undercover 🙄 my brother is a cancer moon and the only time i know he’s thinking about me or worried about me is WHEN MY MOM TELLS ME. she’s like “yeah your brother wants to know what you’re doing. he won’t say that to you though” it’s just so funny 😭😭 in relationships, physical touch and quality time are so important. cancer moons love hard and unconditionally, and they hope you do the same. i’ll 💓 y’all until i’m put in the ground.

leo

🦗🦗🦗.... anyways. i am a leo moon 🤞🤞🤞 so hey, brethren. ummmmmmmmmm i think leo moons are pretty awesome. i love being a leo moon and i feel like i resonate with being a leo moon so much (moon dominance lol). HOWEVER.. most leo moons i’ve come into contact with ARE SO ANNOYING OH MY GOD. like the undeveloped ones i met can’t read the room, are too dramatic (like we all are, but there’s a time & place), attention seeking, and air-headed. i need need those leo moons to also know that just because someone gives you attention, doesn’t mean they’re nice or your friend. it’s okay to be nice to people, but don’t see everything with rose-colored glasses. i know there are awesome leo moons out there and i NEED to know y’all please i am so desperate here💔💔💔💔 i’ve been stuck with annoying ass leo moons all my life i am TIRED. all the leo moons i’ve met care so hard about everything. these aren’t the people you can pick fun at without saying jk. they’re incredibly well-meaning, but sometimes it doesn’t come across that way. despite my mixed feelings on all the leo moons i’ve met, i am still one of y’all. love y’all 😍 anyways! done with my rant. it’s very evident in someone’s facial features when they’re a leo moon. the eyes, nose, lips, hair, brows.. i just know it when i see it. real eyes realize real lies, you dig?? when developed properly, leo moons are SUCH influencers. it can be very subtly too. you just garner attention when you know your power and own it. that’s my advice for my fellow leo moons. the affirmation “i don’t chase, i attract” can be VERY helpful to all leo moons because no matter how developed you are, there will be some drive to chase after the attention of something. just sit there and own it. remember you’re literally royalty. all in all, leo moons are the most leo of the leo placements and DEFINITELY wear their heart of their sleeve.🤞 (also lmk if y’all get compliments on your hair and are super specific about who can deal with it. like, my hair isn’t my whole world, but i wouldn’t let anyone touch it unless it’s someone trying to fix a stray hair or someone who wants to play with it 😍)

virgo

🤨 why are y’all always so damn attracted to me 😒 the amount of virgo moons i have come in contact with in my life is so uncanny. i just guess it from the get-go whenever i meet someone new at this point 😭 to start off.. YOU NEED TO FUCKING STAND UP FOR YOURSELF‼️‼️ stop letting people talk over you and stop agreeing with someone’s way if you don’t want it. voice your opinion. you’re a mercury moon for god’s sake. don’t go with someone else’s flow if you’re gonna suffer through it or don’t want to. y’all are so sweet and care so much but don’t show it. you give insightful advice while at the same time realizing how the person will be happiest. you guys are the definition of subtle. you see things, but don’t acknowledge them, know something, but won’t say anything, and hear something, but won’t show it. always has insight on everything. however, your face shows visible disgust when there’s something happening that you ABSOLUTELY do not like. it’s so funny too 😭 to everyone with a virgo moon in their lives, you will NOT know everything about them. they’re full of surprises. my best friend brings up something random and crazy about her childhood and i’m like 😀😀 why didn’t you tell me..? she’s been my best friend for like 7 years too. SEVEN. y’all know my leo moon wants to know everything about my close ones 😒 not like the private stuff but damn we’ve been friends for 7 years and you’re JUST now bringing up that you have a phobia of clowns when we’re headed to a fair 😀 girl bye 😒 that was just an example, btw. my bff actually isn’t afraid of anything 🙄 (hi, olivia👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩) y’all have killer music taste and tend to have rough, karmic-filled friendships and relationships. i wish i could give all of you virgo moon people a hug, but you wouldn’t know how to receive it 😭😭 earlier in my friendship with my best friend, she did NOT take physical touch well. i’m the type to randomly touch someone to let them know that i love them and eventually she got used to that. anyways, you guys are so understanding. in my top 5 moon signs 🙏 you’re one of the best🤞💓

libra

...💓 actual charmers. my leo moon loves y’all. you guys are the hypepeople of the group and will go out of your way to compliment someone. super super helpful and loves spending quality time with people they love. if they like you, you’ll know. very persuasive to the point it makes them kinda manipulative; they know how to get what the want. the most emotional out of the air sign moons. i haven’t met a lot of y’all, but when i do, y’all are SO NICE. especially meeting you guys through my blog. i’ll post something and you guys will be like “HEYYYY THEREEEEE HEY THERE YOU HEY THEREEEEEE HOW ARE YOU DOINGGGG???? TELL ME WHAT’S UPPPPP” 💓💓💓💓 you guys seem so genuine to me. that may be because i have a libra stellium, but i guess we’ll never know 🤷‍♀️

scorpio

the definition of “i gotta put me first”. y’all be fighting for your LIVESSSSS and for what? 🤨 did it ever occur to you that you are making your problems worse by THINKING they are worse than they actually are? 🤨 so dramatic omg 🙄😒 who’s the real leo moon here 🙄🙄🙄🙄 i jest, i jest 😍 scorpio moons remind me of a trail that’s always on fire and y’all are just running ahead of it. crazy artistic, crazy ambitious, knows when something is worth working for. you guys are COLLECTORSSSSSS. you guys have mini little collections of the most random things and i absolutely love to look at them and hear you tell me about them. oh you collect coins? cool! where did you find them? why do you collect them? which one is your favorite? it’s the few times you actually get to see a scorpio moon express themselves openly and my leo moon just soaks it all in.

sagittarius

i truly vibe with y’all. even if some of y’all don’t take most things seriously, you understand when you need to. you can gage my emotions easily, especially when i’m angry. y’all are SERIOUSLY SO FUNNY. you say the most out of pocket things and i live, die, and breathe for it. my fav out of the fire moons, sorry 🙄 you guys are poetry in a different language; i don’t understand it, but i know it’s beautiful and that it comes from the heart. most sag moons i’ve met share a physical touch love language with me. i relate with y’all on a physical and spiritual level. like gemini moons, they won’t act with passion until they find something they’re passionate about. and i mean PASSIONATE. places their intelligence outside of school matters and tends to be easily distracted. i think homeschooling people with this moon sign would be best for them. tends to gravitate towards their mother while at the same time having mixed feelings about them, but would defend them STRONGLY. definitely the “i can make fun of them, but you CAN’T 🤬” moon sign. better in a large friend group. let’s stay up and gossip together 😍

capricorn

one of my FAVS. you guys are so awesome and super caring. you understand that everyone expresses themselves in a different way and you’re much more open than people realize. i’ve met so many of y’all and i always get a maternal energy from you. you compliment my fiery energy perfectly and you’re perfect to discuss and decide plans with. decisive ass hoes who like control. you guys are the type to text me out of the blue to tell me you love me. you guys HAVE to know how special you are. if you’re a cap moon, hit my line and let’s be bffs‼️‼️😍😍😍😍😍 definitely in my top 5 of my favorite moon signs. i know y’all aren’t very expressive with your feelings, but if you EVER need to talk to someone, you can talk to me. y’all are crazy strong. physically, most cap moons i’ve met have super pale skin and dark hair and freckles. their eyes can be light too. they usually have wavy hair, but tend to use heat on it. also like softball, i’ve noticed, or played it for a while. i love y’all💓💓💓💓💓💓

aquarius

y’all are so chatty. not in a mean way, but it’s amazing how long i could talk to y’all for. also we could talk shit about ANYONE together and you and i won’t tell a soul. like it won’t leave the environment we’re in. y’all also know how to detach WONDERFULLY. that’s one thing i’ve learned from aquarius placements: detachment. but despite y’all’s skill for detachment, y’all always gotta stay attached to that one thing that’s no good for you 😒 channel aquarius’s sister sign leo and just leave that hoe 🙄 do what’s best for YOU. y’all aren’t overly dramatic, but when you do express feeling, it’s REAL. you keep it real, even if you attempt to hide it. y’all tend to experiment with your style a lot, and i love love love it. my venus in scorpio loves to see the constant change y’all have going on. you always look good too 😳 also y’all’s hair so unique in some type of why, but you still manage to make it look amazing. gotta give credit where credit is due, yk? 😋💓

pisces

i do be suspicious of y’all lowkey. like i KNOW y’all got something goin on. will i ever know? no. do i know you def have something happening? yes. i’ve got an inkling y’all can be some manipulative ass mf if y’all want to be. i’ve met very few of you, but i KNOW under all that ☺️ is 👹. i gotta stan though. i think it’s the neptunian undertones that make me so suspicious. y’all are crazy devoted to what you love though. you’re definitely more people-pleasing than self-serving and i think you need to find a good balance between the two to find ideal comfort. if y’all want to bake, know you will SLAY at it. everything you bake tastes so GOOD like damn... please bake me a pie🙏 were y’all horse girls when you were younger? not even the stereotypical horse girl, but like.. LOVED horses? a few i’ve met were like that 😭 you go, girl, gallop around that gym pretending to be a horse 😍 you like to keep your hair up and out of your face and tend to wear one hairstyle for a LONG time. like to stay in comfort and isn’t the type to take risks, unless other placements say different. you guys can keep y’all’s messy past hidden so well. trust me, i know 😟 sneaky mfs. it’s none of my business though 😒 love y’all 😚😚😚😚

thank you so much for reading! i’ll post more soon :) i’m currently in vienna and then will be heading to germany on vacation! if y’all want, i can post photos 😍 love you guys :) <3333

©THEE-ACHILLES 2022

[blouisparadise]

Upon request, here is a rec list of bottom Louis fics with himbo/lovingly dumb Harry! We hope you love the fics on this list. If you enjoy our rec lists, please show support by liking and reblogging this post to help spread the word. Happy reading!

1) My Ugly Mouth Kept Running | Explicit | 4005 words

Another seed, another try except they know what caused the first wilt. They will be careful, they will be kind and together they will nurture it to life.

2) Dancing In The Moonlight | Explicit | 4587 words

Something weird twisted inside Louis’ belly, he looked again at Harry and noticed how hard he was trying to dismiss the omega without looking like a complete asshole. “We have a few classes together and sometimes we go out, I wouldn’t call him my bestie.”

Not when his cum was probably still dripping from inside of him and his belly was all marked by his mouth. They weren’t friends, they just developed a nice routine over the last few months where they helped each other with their classes—for almost two or three days—and then they fucked each other senseless as a reward. There was some take-out food and really bad movies in between but still, Louis was sure they weren’t friends.

3) The Truth Is, The Stars Are Falling | Explicit | 4636 words

Harry knows Louis is gay. Hell, he came out to Harry exactly two months ago (when the dreadful dry spell started) because it was becoming increasingly hard to hide the fact that his one night stands were men. And, you know, they’re best friends so there aren’t supposed to be secrets and all that.

Thing is, Louis told Harry he’s gay ergo, Harry is aware that Louis likes men. Why the fuck did he act so normal while fingering him three days ago, then? Is this something straight guys do to their gay best friends in Harry’s world?

Louis would really like to know.

4) "Why WAS There a Street Sign on the Floor?" | Explicit | 5761 words

Louis Tomlinson's been pining after his high school sweetheart Harry Styles ever since their painful split before the two went their separate ways for college. Will they let the Gator/'Noles rivalry keep them apart? Or will one night of football change the course for them in this game we call love?

5) Nobunny Like You | General Audiences | 5576 words

"Bunnies often get restless staying in one place for too long, so after many broken glasses and bruised knees, Louis regularly practices yoga to relieve some of the tension. Harry was glad Louis was relieving his tension—yoga made him even more flexible than he already was- but the tension in Harry’s pants was only building up, seeing that supple bum being presented so deliciously in front of him. If he could just reach out and—no. Louis is his best friend, Louis trusts him. He shouldn’t be thinking like that, Harry thought to himself."

6) On My Mind All The Time, Say You're Mine | Explicit | 9621 words

“Dude, we’re inside, and it’s night time. Those don’t look as cool as you think they do.” Louis could kick himself, he sounded so stupid, but it certainly got the guy’s attention.

It was at that unfortunate moment that he noticed several other things about this hot asshole, that he hadn’t noticed just staring from afar. First, when Louis spoke to him, his gaze was kind of unfocused behind his sunglasses, and secondly, that he had a red and white cane folded up under his arm.

“I’m… Blind,” the man chuckled, awkwardly.  

Louis wanted to melt into a puddle out of pure embarrassment.

“I— am so sorry. I have to go.”

“Hey, wait, wait,” the man soothed, grabbing at Louis’ shoulders before he could get away.

“I’m sorry,” Louis repeated, looking down at his shoes.

“It’s alright,” He cackled. “I get it a lot. More than you know.”

7) Butterfly Kisses | Mature | 11832 words

Prompt #11: Himbo Harry is smitten with stem cell researcher Louis, who only dates smart people.

8) Got Me Feelin’ Like | Explicit | 12306 words

Harry flushes and gestures to the fairy’s face with his cup weakly, “You’re just like — really pretty.” The fairy bites the side of his cheeks, trying to hide a grin and the way his face blushes, humming. “Sweet talking me won’t distract me from how massive of an obstruction you are. I’ve never seen a green refrigerator before, by the way. Very inventive.” Harry gapes at him while he pours tequila in his cup. “I’m not a refrigerator, I’m—” “—Peter Pan. Yeah, I heard.” The fairy waves his free hand and sips the tequila straight. Better yet, he doesn’t make a disgusted face, no full body shivers that Harry experiences when he drinks neat tequila. If Harry wasn’t devising a plan to marry this man when he saw him (he was), he definitely is now. “I’m in love with you,” Harry says shamelessly.

9) Tennis Court | Explicit | 18285 words

Louis and Harry are co-workers and Louis is sure Harry hates him because he always refuses to help him with his heats.

10) Fairy Tales Of Yesterday Will Grow But Never Die | Mature | 20522 words

Louis purchased an old house that’s on the historic registry and needs a lot of work. As he uncovers its years of use and abuse, he finds messages on the walls that appear and disappear, even though he’s the only one living there. He asks a nearby handyman (Harry) for help in deciphering the mystery and romance ensues.

11) Cut the Sides, Don’t Touch the Back | Explicit | 21596 words

Prompt 87: Harry’s been talking about getting a mullet for so long and Louis hates how good he pulls it off.

Aka The Mullet Fic.

12) Player | Explicit | 28284 words

Louis’ job should be simple. Harry Styles, one of the top ranking tennis players in the world, is every publicist’s perfect client. He’s charismatic, enigmatic, and fit as fuck. The darling of the media, a national treasure, and a sponsor’s wet dream. He’s also a goofball with the kindest heart, sweet, and polite, and singularly focused on achieving his goals.

There are just two minor problems. Firstly, Louis’ debilitating crush on said client. And secondly, Harry has just accidentally Instagrammed a picture of his dick to his 18 million followers. So no, Louis’ job is anything but simple.

13) Fake It Til You Make It | Explicit | 28745 words

After a serious error in judgement causes Harry to lie to his frat brothers about being in a relationship, he begrudgingly enlists his best friend’s omega roommate to help keep up the charade. There’s only one small issue…

14) Fly On, Maybe One Day I'll Fly Next To You | Mature | 29545 words

The one where Harry is Peter Pan and Louis is his lost Tinker Bell.

15) Cold As Ice And Everything Nice | Mature | 40793 words

A young boy about Harry’s age was zoomed into the camera, blushing a bright red and breathing heavily and as he bowed. The crowd was cheering for him loudly and every movement he made was bashful and flustered. He had on a very nice skate dress that was purple. His name, hometown, skate scores, and all sorts of information was in a banner on the bottom half of the screen. He was really young, especially compared to all the other competitors, which was the second thing he noticed.

The first was that the boy was easily the prettiest in the entire world, the prettiest boy Harry’s ever seen. He felt his asthma squeeze his throat and his heart beat faster and his hands get a little more clammy.

16) Slow Dance In The Dark | Explicit | 52533 words

Louis dances around and Harry takes a leap of faith. Eventually, they fall.

17) Through The Wheatfields And The Coastlines | Explicit | 52855 words

The one where Louis needs inspiration, and a certain cowboy and his lamb are the perfect distraction.

Check out our other fic rec lists by category here and by title here.

[mediocre-writerr]

betty [wanda maximoff]

folklore challenge: day 14

wanda maximoff x fem!reader

requested by @upsmymindwanderedagain​: Any chance for part II? This was GOOD.

a/n: hey guys! sorry for not posting the past couple days, i just wanted to spend the weekend with my family so i hope you guys understand! and i hope you enjoy!

pt.1

*not my gif*

“Was it worth it?” your sister asked you as you sat on the bed next to her. 

You looked up at her with tired eyes, your hangover from the night before pounding furiously on your head, “Was what worth it?”

“Losing everything to save me,” she whispered.

You thought about it for a minute. Was it worth it? Part of you wanted to say yes because you got your sister back. But a part of you didn’t think it was: losing the love your life, having everyone hate you, and losing the only consistent home you’ve ever had.

“Of course it was,” you told, but she knew you had your doubts. She always knew you better than everyone, “Now what are you trying to hack over there?” you asked, changing the subject.

“The Hydra database,” she responded, nonchalantly.

You quickly shot out of your bed, ignoring the pounding in your head at the simple motion, “What do you mean you’re hacking the Hydra database?” you whisper-yelled, closing her laptop screen, “That is too dangerous! We’re in too deep with them and they have a close eye on me. One little move or suspicion and we’re dead and all of this would be for nothing!” 

“I’m trying to help you!” she whisper-yelled, “I know you have doubts about thinking that saving me was worth it! All of the stories you told me about the people who became your family: Natasha, Bucky, Peter, Wanda. You saved me, now I’m trying to save you,”

“That is not your call to make! I am fine!” you raised your voice a little louder.

She shook her head, “Not my call to make? Do I have to remind you that I’m older than you? I’m the one who’s supposed to be protecting you, but you had to risk your life, lose your family, and lose the love of your life to save me. What kind of older sister am I to let that happen?!” 

You let out a sigh, “Fine, but we do this the right way. It’s too dangerous to do this here. We’re too close, they’ll know something’s up immediately. I’ll make a call, see if I can make a deal,”

The weather was cool in New York as you walked further away from the hidden in plain sight Hydra Base. You walked to your classified meet up spot, to be honest you were surprised that they even answered your call in the first place. 

The smell of coffee filled your nose as you sat in the local coffee shop. Your steaming hot macchiato sat in front of you as you waited for the go ahead text. It wasn’t a busy day, there was the occasional customer that walked in, but other than that no one. 

After a few moments your phone buzzed: Head to the bathroom.

You stood up and excused yourself to the bathroom, locking the door behind you, “There’s no need for that,” the deep voice told you. You looked up to see the familiar general with his eyepatch, “I already cleared out the remaining customers. You have some nerve to give me a call after everything you put the team through,” 

You sighed, “Nick, you know I wouldn’t have called if it wasn’t important. I know they want nothing to do with me,” you whispered.

“So what do you want then? I doubt The Faces know you’re here unless you want to fuck us over again,” he said with no remorse.

“I want you to get my sister out of here. Let her join the team. She’s a high tech genius. She’s smart and she’s brave, I mean she survived a Hydra prison for years, she’s a valuable asset to the team,” you try to convince him.

“How do you expect me to believe a word that’s coming out of your god damn mouth?” he asked, looking at you incredulously. 

You shrugged, “I don’t...I know you don’t trust me anymore, but that’s why I’m here to make you a deal. If you get my sister out of Hydra’s hands I’ll give you information on The Faces. All of the missions we’re working on, their identities, all of it. Each new piece that comes straight to me will go straight to you. My sister can try and hack Hydra’s database see if we can find any more valuable information when she’s there,” 

“And how the hell are we going to get her out of Hydra’s hands?” he asks. 

“There’s a mission coming up, it can go south. You’ll be waiting with Hill or Coulson or whoever and you can grab her. Capture her, turn her into an Avenger. She’s already on board with it, we’re just waiting on your approval,” you tell him the plan you came up with. 

He crosses his arms, staring at you intently, “You’ve thought this through a lot for someone who doesn’t know if I’m going to say yes,” 

“I guess I just wanted to be prepared. Look Fury, my sister her entire life was mercenaries and assassins. I was the only family she ever had. She deserves a chance to experience a family like I did, even if I did fuck mine up. Trust me, I’ve lost so much to Hydra...I want to take them down,” you told him, determination written all over your face.

“You have yourself a deal. Send me the details of the mission, we’ll pick her up from there,” he started walking out the bathroom without another word. 

But you stopped him in his place, “Wait!” he turned around to look at you, “Make sure the team doesn’t know she’s my sister. She’ll get hell for it and they’ll never trust her,” 

“I know I’m not stupid,” he commented.

You let out a small smile, “Thank you,” 

“I’m not doing it for you,” he called back before leaving the bathroom. 

So, that’s what you did. You went on the next mission with your sister. She had everything she needed packed in her mission bag. Her laptop, the notes she already had, all of it. 

The mission was running smoothly until the Agents of SHIELD came out of “nowhere”. You pretended to fight them off with no remorse, “Get your hands off my sister!” you yelled, but you got “knocked out” by Maria Hill. 

You headed back to the Hydra base, limping, and sore. Looking angry and frustrated with the entire world, “Where’s your sister?” the King asked.

“SHIELD captured her,” you muttered, “It’s your fault! You gave me the most inexperienced agents in the entire world! Now my sister is gone!” you acted. 

The King walked over to you, slapping you violently, “There’s no inexperienced agents. There’s only crappy leaders. Don’t you ever disrespect me again,” 

Meanwhile, Fury led your sister up to the Avengers Compound in upstate New York. He already called for a team meeting when they were still in the city, so the team was already there and waiting.

“Everyone, meet your newest team member Hope. Our endgame mission is still in effect and she’ll be helping with the tech side of it. Take down The Faces and Hydra once and for all,” Fury said, “Now I guess we should do introductions,”

“Hi I’m Steve,” the blonde man your sister recognized as Captain America said to her. He extended out his hand and she took it shaking his hand, “You’ve got a good grip,” he said with a bright smile.

“That is the most grandpa thing you could say,” Tony muttered, “I’m Tony aka Iron Man, but you know I bet you already knew that,” 

“Bucky,” Bucky said lifting up a hand to introduce himself.

He was exactly how you described him. Introverted, mysterious, seems like he doesn’t trust anyone. And with your reveal as a double agent, sure as hell doesn’t trust anyone even more.

“I’m Natasha,” the lady who sat next to Bucky said, giving you a small wave

Then a younger boy went up to her with a bright smile. Yet, there was tired and sadness hidden beyond his eyes, “Hi Ms. Hope! I’m Peter or I guess Spider-Man, but since I’m not in uniform, I guess I’m Peter!” 

“Peter, I think the poor girl gets it,” another lady spoke up. She had dark green eyes and auburn hair. 

She seemed different than the rest of them, a lot more reserved than Bucky and that was saying something. All of them looked exhausted, but she looked like she’s been working herself non stop, “I’m Wanda,”

And that was probably why because she was taking the betrayal a lot harder than everyone else. She was beautiful though, Hope could tell why you had such a liking to her. 

“We just want to warn you about one thing,” Bucky said, standing up to get dangerously close to Hope’s face, “We’ve already been through so much this last year. You fuck us over, you’re done for,” 

“Bucky c’mon,” Steve said, pulling him away.

“Hope, let me show you to your room,” Fury said. 

She quickly followed him out of the room, away from earshot, “Y/N’s betrayal really hurt them, didn’t it?” 

“How would you feel?” was all Nick said.

You were a double agent for the last couple years. You’ve been giving Fury small bits of information, but nothing too severe to take Hydra down. It’s not that you didn’t want to give him that information. You just couldn’t find anything. 

You’d think that even being a part of the faces that you’d learn their identities, but you just keep coming up short. Plus they don’t trust you enough for that. 

You were sitting at your usual bar. The bartender already pouring your poison when someone sat down next to you. You took a sip of your drink, “It’s too dangerous to be spotted around me,” 

Hope smiled at you softly, but that smile quickly faded to see that you were already tipsy, “I know, but I’m worried about you. The past five times I’ve contacted you, you’ve been drunk or you’re heading to a bar. What’s going on with you?”

“Nothing, I’m fine-” 

“You’ve been drinking even before I left. When they let me out of the Hydra prison you were even drunk. You’re not okay,” Hope tried reasoning with you, but you shook your head.

“You should go. If any undercover Hydra or SHIELD agents see you with me this whole thing is going to blow up. Just go,” you murmured. 

“Y/N-” she tried to reason with you.

You slammed your glass down on the table causing it to shatter, “God damn it Hope just go!” 

Hope flinched back in response before grabbing her stuff. You let out a sigh, but you know this was the right thing, “If you wanted to know, they all don’t want to admit it or maybe they’re too blinded by their anger and their pain, but they miss you a lot. They’re treating me well and I understand what you mean that they’re like a family. Hopefully, this mission will get you back on their good graces,” 

You didn’t believe her when she said that they missed you. Who would miss you especially after what you did? 

“Hey, do you have a phone I could borrow?” you asked the bartender. 

He pointed to one by the bathrooms. You drunkenly walked over to phone and dialed the familiar number. After a few more rings someone finally answered, “Hello?” 

The familiar Sokovian voice filled your ear. You could feel your heart sink to your chest. You could practically hear how tired she was and how much pain she was in and it was all thanks to you. 

“Wanda,” you said, the name coming out like a breath, “I just wanted to say I’m sorry and I still love-”

“Stop, stop trying to contact me. You’re calling me from an unknown number, that’s fucked up Y/N. This is hard for me and I trusted you and I loved you and I can’t do this,” she hung up, leaving your heart in a million pieces, but that’s what you get right? 

You broke her heart into a million pieces, now she’s doing the same. 

A couple weeks later, you woke up in your lonely bedroom in the Hydra base. You opened your phone just to read the date on your phone: August 10. Your eyes started blurring with tears, it was Peter’s seventeenth birthday and what was supposed to be you and Wanda’s three years.

You quickly wiped away your tears and headed to your car. The entire car ride you were tapping the steering wheel, nervously. The big sign of Midtown High School came into your view. You parked in front of it and leaned against your car door waiting for him to get to school.

You noticed all of the kids walking in and even recognized his best friends MJ and Ned. You tapped your foot anxiously as you waited, unsure of how he’d react. 

Time started ticking, if he wasn’t here now he was gonna be super late. You were about to give up all together as you noticed all of the kids were already in the school and the bell rang. But that stopped when you felt a cold metal fist against your cheek, sending your head flying to the side.

Your knees scraped against the street ground. You were about to fight back when you saw Bucky and Nat standing there, Peter right behind them. 

“I told you that I never wanted to see you again,” Bucky said in between gritted teeth before sending another punch to your face, “That if I saw you again I’d kill you. So how do you think I reacted to Peter telling me and Nat that you were sitting outside his school?” 

.You started coughing up blood, “I just wanted to say happy birthday,” you let out in between coughs. 

Bucky let out a scoff, “What are you gonna do next wish Wanda a happy anniversary? News flash Y/N! We don’t want to see you again ever! You lost that right a long time ago!”

They walked away, but Peter gave you a second glance back with sad eyes. You stumbled back to the Hydra base when the faces were there, all of them with their masks off. 

“Y/N! Just the person we wanted to see!” This was the information Fury needed, you finally know their identities, “We know where SHIELD is keeping Hope,” 

“Where?” you asked, trying to sound as hopeful and confident as possible ignoring the pain that Bucky just put on you.

“The Avengers Compound in upstate New York and we’re going to attack them today,” he said and your eyes immediately widened.

You quickly shrugged it off, “Okay, well let me just get my bag,” 

“It’s already packed,” 

“Oh...well I gotta pee, so I’ll be back,” you quickly rushed off without another word, locking the door behind you.

You sent a text to Fury as quickly as possible: They’re planning an attack, be prepared. 

That’s all you could get out before someone started knocking hard on the door, “Y/L/N! Let’s go! Now!” 

You left the bathroom ignoring the constant buzzing that was filling your pocket and headed on the jet with them. Your foot was tapping nervously as you were suiting up hoping that they would get the warning and be prepared. 

The Avengers Compound seemed quiet, but you knew their safety plans in and out just in case something like this happened. You looked at the roof and noticed Clint with his bow and arrow hiding in plain sight. 

You tapped your finger on your knee lightly: 3...

A figure moved on the ground and you could see Bucky curled up on the ground with a machine gun in his hand.

2...

There was a weight pulling down on the jet, causing it to slower. You could see the faint lines that were marked in the engine and wings of the plane. Peter’s spider webs. 

1...

Boom! Clint shot an arrow out causing the whole plane to go haywire. The electric arrows that you watched Peter and Tony work on in the lab were really coming in handy.

“We’re going down!” the pilot yelled.

You opened the jet doors and you looked back at The Faces, their identities and all the secrets you got on them in a hard drive in your pocket, “Where are you going?!” The King yelled. 

“To save my family,” you used a two finger salute and jumped out of the plane. 

You smiled softly as you landed into a bush. Hydra agents already storming the grounds. You used what you learned from Hydra and SHIELD and started attacking them as they came, quick to avoid any of the Avengers. 

Hope came running out towards you after spotting you through the Compound window. She started fighting by your side, “I have the identities! We can end this once and for all. There’s a hard drive in my pock-” 

A web stopped you from getting any closer to your sister. You looked towards the direction it was shot from, Peter was there. His lips were trembling as you watched him.

“Ms. Y/L/N, I think you need to leave. I don’t want to hurt you,” he whispered.

You broke free from his web and smiled at him, “It’s okay kiddo, I don’t want to hurt you either,” you stepped towards him, but he took one step back.

As you continue walking towards him, he had no choice but to try and fight you off. He used his spidey senses to block each of your moves until you finally got close enough to hold him. But before you could even hug him he threw you into the bush. 

“I’m sorry Ms. Y//L/N,” he whispered before swinging away. 

Hope was long gone as she tried to hide and remain undercover. You continued fighting off every Hydra agent that came. Out of the corner of your eye you could see Wanda fighting off The Queen. 

She was doing a good enough job to hold her off eventually landing her on the ground. Just when Wanda thought she won, The Queen slowly stood up behind her a sharp knife in her hand. 

You quickly sprinted towards the girl who had your heart forever and always. The Queen was about to stab her when you tackled her to the ground. She looked up at you and gasped, anger quickly spreading over her face. 

You let out a sharp breath when you felt the knife enter just between your ribs. Just as she was about to stab you again you took the knife from your pocket and stabbed at her leg causing her to drop the knife.

“Y/N,” Wanda whispered, looking at you.

You smiled at her softly, “Hi,” 

Before she can get another word in someone started attacking her. You quickly hopped off of The Queen and trapped her onto the ground. 

You limped towards the center of the almost empty battlefield. There were dead bodies scattered across it, most of them were Hydra agents. Fury was standing there, watching proudly. 

“You did good Y/L/N,” he said without even looking at you.

You reached for your pocket and handed him a letter and a set of keys, “Give this to Wanda please,”

“For what? Where are you going?” he asked and your face cringed in pain as you put pressure on your wound.

“I’m leaving, it’s what everyone wants and after years of lying and manipulating them...I can finally give them something they deserve,” you whispered, “Just promise you’ll give it to her,” 

He hesitantly takes the keys, “I promise,” you started to back away from him slightly, “Agent, you can stay,” Fury offers a way back.

You thought about it for a moment, but your eyes were tired. You were physically, mentally, and emotionally tired. There was no reason to come back, no one wants you back anyway.

And Fury knew. He could see that you were now a soldier with the lack of purpose and an AWOL soul, “I have no home Nick. I blew it all to hell two years ago. I’ve tried to piece it back together...it was no use,” you cocked your handgun and looked at it bitterly.

Your mind flooding with memories of when Natasha gave it to you. You made a bet that if your knife could get closer to the bullseye than hers you get to keep her favorite gun. You think she threw the game on purpose, no matter what she said Nat never loses. 

It was a gift to never lose hope. 

Since two years ago it only has had one bullet. You stared at it, shaking your head, “It’s funny how your whole future goes to shit with a single action.” 

“Y/N! Drop the weapon!” Steve shouts coming from behind Fury, assuming you’re about to kill him, he calls for back up.

“No need for that old man,” you had a haunted smile on your face before looking back at Fury, “Thank you for everything Nick. Take care of my family for me. I would do it, but I’m going to aim for my heart and go for blood,” 

You turn the barrel on yourself, right on the chest where Wanda pointed at you the day that ruined your life and you shoot. 

“Fucking hell Y/N!” Hope ran to your body being held by Fury, who gently lowered it to lay on the floor. She kneeled by your side watching the little smile on your lips, the pain is over. 

The next few days the Avengers were reeling from what happened. From learning the truth about you and Hope to recovering from the attack, but it ultimately ended up in the same place. 

Recovering from your death. 

“Y/N told me that she had a hard drive with everything we need to take down Hydra,” Hope whispered, “But when the coroner gave me her belongings there was no hard drive,” 

They were all in a meeting, well everyone, but Wanda who was off doing her own thing. Nat was staring blankly at the gun that once belonged to her and then finally to you. Bucky’s face was itching with guilt as he stared at his metal hand, barely speaking because he realized just how bad his words hurt.

Peter came running into the room with red eyes. Tears flowing freely down his cheeks. He had his suit in his hands, “What’s wrong kid?” Tony asked, finally speaking up.

“Ms. Y/L/N fought me in the battlefield...well I thought she was attacking me and I got a hold of her and I guess,” he pulled out the hard drive from his suit pocket. A yellow sticky note attached to it, “She slid it into my pocket without me knowing...”

He looked down at the sticky note, tear drops staining the paper: Peter, you kept the hard drive safe. I am so proud of you.

Wanda found herself inside a suburban neighborhood. The directions that Fury gave her car GPS leading her straight to here...in a neighborhood called Westview. In front of a house that was built exactly how they described their dream home. The home they’d always share together. 

The Sokovian opened up the letter you wrote her. There were clear instructions to not open it until she got to the house. Tears already started filling her eyes as she saw your familiar handwriting.

Dear Wanda, 

I’ve done a lot of bad things in my life. I’ve lied and manipulated and killed people to get what I want. But this...this betrayal this fucking mission I had to do is officially the worst thing I’ve ever done. 

I keep thinking a lot about what if’s. What if I didn’t pull the trigger? What if I face the music and told you that I was sorry and that I love you more than life itself? What if I revealed that I working against Hydra to help the team? 

And I keep playing out the different scenarios. Would you hear me out? Would you want me back? Would you lead me to our spot in the compound and trust me when I said that I love and miss you and that nothing like that would ever happen again? 

But I always thought about the latter. You’d probably tell me to go fuck myself and then I’d be left with nothing...I mean I was already left with nothing.

I lost the only people who ever truly cared about me. I lost you..I wasn’t kidding when I said that I wanted to quit this hero shit and live with you in the suburbs. Now maybe you’ll finally get to do that. Start your new dream with someone else. Someone who deserves your love. 

Find someone who loves you wholeheartedly and with no regrets. Who will hold your hand when your nervous and hold you in times of need. Who will make sure that you eat when you’ve been training with Nat nonstop. Most importantly, someone who loves you so much that they will make sure they do everything in their power to not lose you.

You mean everything to me and I hope one day you can find it in your heart to forgive me. I’ll be waiting for you whenever that day comes, but until then here’s the house we were going to build together for a home that we can create on our own.

I love you Wanda Maximoff, loving you was the only truthful thing I’ve ever done. I wish I could look you in those beautiful green eyes and tell you that.

Yours forever and always, 

Y/N

[makeste]

BnHA Chapter 328: Pandora’s Box of Discourse

Previously on BnHA: DEKU TOOK A BATH.

Today on BnHA: 

Also Naomasa grew a beard. Goddamn. 

please let this be a cool chapter that plays nice with my ADHD lol

(ETA: lol I feel guilty because a lot of people hated this chapter, but I’m just happy there was a lot of stuff to make fun of, and also that I have another week to work on my backlog of meta posts since the kids were MIA.)

around one month ago?? ah, okay, so we’re gonna find out what was in that Tartarus security file huh

I love that they just randomly set the place on fire

was it necessary to do this in order to escape? no. was it a good idea to set the island they were occupying on fire while they were in the midst of still occupying it? uh. was it cinematic as fuck? fuck yeah

wow it’s a pervert!!

that’s so great that the villains set loose this fine fellow who I’m sure is definitely not a serial rapist. truly the LoV is so noble and misunderstood. they’re just trying to free society from its chains people

oh my god??!

SHANKED!!! oh my god I cheered for Stain before I realized what I was doing. time to have an identity crisis I guess

so he’s all “hey what’s going on.” which, while a respectable question, is something I personally would have waited to ask until I had put a bit of distance between myself and the fiery murder island. but that’s just my personal preference

Stain you really are tenacious I’ll give you that

“what’s the point of escaping prison if you’re not gonna be smart about it” well shit. anyways yeah you’re dead right, society is in the process of collapsing and the outside world is in total chaos, good call there

oh shit

I mean it’s not like we really expecting anything otherwise, but still. fucking brutal. I feel like these guys’ fates were decided the minute that one guy called AFO “scum” back in chapter 94. AFO is unmatched at getting long-term revenge

??

ahh, was it the security footage??

fdsdfk he’s still alive??

and he’s immediately launching into an inappropriately theatrical monologue even as the darkness closes in on him fdlfksjdlk. you know, was it ever confirmed that the other guy back in chapter 297 was Seiji’s dad? I’m just saying

very impressed that he’s still coherent enough to weigh the pros and cons before making the decision to gamble on giving this info to Stain, who at the very least has his own moral code and isn’t allied with AFO. it was definitely still a risk, but as we now know it was also the right call

what a weird alliance. so Stain tells him that he’ll give it to a just person, and the guy is all,

okay for real though I’m gonna need someone to run a DNA test on this guy. maybe it was some kind of cuckold situation?? the other guy had the family resemblance, but this guy absolutely 100% raised Shishikura Seiji and you are not going to convince me otherwise

anyway, so Stain is all,

PRISON GUARD: “???? ??????? what the hell. what the fuck does that fucking mean. I’m dying here, jesus christ, whatever man fuck you”

(ETA: I kind of feel like this might have been Stain’s last appearance in the manga, given all the fanfare. there’s not really much else he can do for the story at this point, and he seems to have gotten all the character development Horikoshi was planning on giving him. so if this really is it, hasta la vista and good riddance I guess.)

DWLFDKSLDK MEANWHILE, OUTSIDE

(ETA: I feel like this is meant to be evocative of that Sermon on the Mount painting, but in a really fucked up way lol.)

if it were me stumbling upon this scene I would just shake my head and walk right back into the flaming building. not getting involved in that mess. sorry not sorry. I’ll take my chances with the fire, especially given that it’s half-assed neutered BnHA fire lol

blah blah blah and so he decided to pass the info on to All Might -- HOT DAMN, HOLY SHIT

NAOMASA HOLY SHIT. THE APOCALYPSE LOOKS GOOD ON YOU, BOY

“I really like that facial scruff thing Aizawa’s got going on, I think I’m gonna get in on that” yes sir. “also thinking of ditching the tie in favor of the bulletproof vest look. also thinking of getting totally fucking jacked.” good lord. except I’m pretty sure that’s just body armor, but also I don’t care. anyway I should probably stop staring and actually read the fucking speech bubbles here lol

“All Might first handed this information over to Nao, and then went to see Deku, and then came back to Nao” thanks for that tidy little summary Horikoshi. we are capable of piecing events together in sequential order, I just want you to know that. but thank you

“so has Deku finally gotten a bath? also, sucks that Stain saved the day, but what are you gonna do” Nao I missed you so fucking much and didn’t even realize. how am I just now realizing that you are the perfect man

for a second I was gonna ask why Tartarus’s security systems would be cut off from the outside world, and then I remembered that’s a basic security control, and then I actually got impressed by how sensible that is. like, it’s been a while since I could genuinely say that the good guys (excluding class 1-A) did something smart. not that it helped them much in the end, but still

anyway so they’re talking about how AFO was able to coordinate the attack by communicating between his horcrux self on the outside and his ugly peanut-faced self on the inside

huh

okay you have my attention. I am taking notes here lol please continue

ah okay so he says that prior to Jakku, the transfer of information between him and his Vestige self was only one-way. but post-Jakku when Deku was in the hospital, he was able to tell what was happening inside the OFA Radical Lisa Frank Dead People Book Club Realm when he touched him. I feel like we established that before, actually. but he didn’t talk about how it actually felt, though

boy we already know this lol. yes AFO can talk with his horcrux self. and he can also communicate with his little bro in OFA too, let’s talk about that sometime why don’t we. what exactly does that imply, based on the rules we’ve established here

my god I cannot get over Naomasa and his fucking facial hair

no wonder All Might was in such a hurry to leave Deku and get back here

like I have no idea what this radio waves nonsense is but my god, people

that jawline. also so it’s a quirk, I see. except last I checked Deku didn’t have a radio waves quirk, so that doesn’t really explain his connection to AFO. but whatever, hopefully we’re at least getting closer to some kind of reveal here

(ETA: since I sometimes forget that other people’s lives don’t revolve around my theory posts, here are the two relevant links if you by chance want to know my thoughts about this.

Hagakure is still The U.A. Traitor™ regardless of whether Deku is passing information on to AFO through his psychic link, which he almost certainly is.

speaking of said psychic link, Deku is a horcrux.

just posting these now, because whenever trippy OFA stuff happens I tend to get an influx of theory asks. so hopefully this will be a bit of a time saver lol.)

-- wait, what

THAT’S what the recording was??!? holy SHIT. I genuinely was not expecting that. y’all wiretapped his fucking telepathy. fucking quirks, man. wild

AND THEY USED THAT POWER TO DETERMINE WHAT WE ALREADY KNEW, HUZZAH. GOOD SHOW

-- oh shit wait lol, except I forgot we’re not talking about 38 days from the present, we’re talking about 38 days from the date the conversation was recorded. heh. um

yeah that’s the face I would make too if All Fucking Might just casually told me we had eight days left until the end times

oh, pardon me. three fucking days

r.i.p. anyone who thought we were going to have another band arc sob. I sure hope Deku is enjoying that nap

(ETA: I realize people were hoping for a longer rest period here, but given that the man warned us all the way back in chapter 306 that we were entering the final act, you can’t really blame him too much when that turns out to be true. anyway but I do recognize that we’ve reached the point in the story where this kind of discourse is going to become a weekly occurrence, simply because there’s no possible way for Horikoshi’s actual endgame to line up perfectly with the variable headcanons of millions of fans, all of whom have wildly differing and in many cases contradictory expectations which can’t possibly all be fulfilled. anyway, so I’m already bracing myself for that lol. this coming year is going to be a wild ride.)

damn, U.A. out here looking like the motherfucking United Nations

-- is this U.A.?? I actually just realized, U.A. is four interconnected buildings, not two. wait holy shit is this Shiketsu?

wait holy SHIT

based on the overwhelmingly powerful vibes of bureaucratic incompetence, I’m thinking this really is the (future) U.N., or whatever organization it is that deals with international hero stuff

“just let them handle it themselves I’m sure they’ll be fine” yeah okay, thanks guys. appreciate it

wait oh shit did he say that it’s not just Japan?

soooo, what you’re telling me is that AFO is this close to bringing about the end of not just Japan, but the entire world, and you guys don’t think it’s a good idea to help the Japanese heroes stop him? so, genuine follow-up question: are you guys already planning your rich people exodus into space a la Wall-E, and that’s why you don’t give a fuck?? like, what??

omg international heroes

these guys are from World Hoodie Mission, right? is this Horikoshi’s way of reminding me to buy tickets

(ETA: and it worked too lol.)

WHO??? WHAT???

don’t tell me you’re introducing yet another badass new female character for me to fall in love with only to watch as you dismember them and/or blow them up, Horikoshi. I’m getting tired of playing this game my dude. don’t lie and tell me this time will be different. we’re not doing this again goddammit

noooooooooooooooooooo

god fucking dammit lmao. [sighs and rips the previous paragraph into shreds]

on behalf of Americans I apologize for our superheroes always being Like This

I also apologize because I love her already and I’m gonna be shameless about it. so fucking shameless you guys

is her fucking hair red white and blue. it is, isn’t it

this is the volume cliffhanger, 100% lol. it will take every ounce of Horikoshi’s willpower not to put her on the volume cover. he’ll have to settle for the spine or the inner cover this time because Deku VS his class 1-a superpals takes precedence. but it will be a close thing let me tell you

tbh it’s that smile that does it for me. she’s definitely All Might’s protege. get out there and show them how it’s done girl. and maybe call Salaam and BRD and see if you can’t convince them to play hooky from their governments as well. why not. world’s ending in three days you guys. “sorry, I’m busy this weekend” ain’t gonna cut it lol

so while I am not fully caught up with Vigilantes, I have read far enough to know that there’s an American hero named Captain Celebrity whose superpower from what I recall is being a humongous douchebag. and while I haven’t read far enough to know what happens to this guy, I can’t say I’m very disappointed to learn that he’s no longer the number one hero in the U.S. (actually, didn’t they kick him out and that’s why he moved to Japan to begin with?). anyway, so my thanks to Horikoshi for having a marginally higher opinion of Americans than Furuhashi, even though we have definitely not done anything to warrant said opinion lately, and you may have inadvertently opened the door to a pandora’s box of discourse lmao

(ETA: lol I went into the tags and they don’t disappoint. “why is she dressed like a flag” because she’s an homage to Captain America and Major Victory and literally every other character on this list. again, I apologize for fictional American superheroes being Like This. “oh boy another thicc waifu to make the fanboys happy” look, tumblr fandom never seems to have a problem thirsting over Dabi or Tomura or Aizawa or Nao, lol, I’m just saying. “where is Captain Celebrity” idk, probably murdered by the exploding bee cartel, let’s just be grateful for our good fortune and try not to Beetlejuice the man.)

anyway, so let’s see if Horikoshi’s recent character development with regards to making Mineta not terrible anymore will apply to other aspects of his writing as well. I know I was making light of discourse just now, but I do think the complaints about him introducing yet another new character at the 11th hour to be cannon fodder in the final battle are absolutely valid. and again, it wouldn’t be a problem if he didn’t keep maiming/killing off his female characters one by one instead of developing them and letting them kick ass long-term. but that said, I will never complain about Horikoshi adding another female character to the series, regardless of how clumsy the attempt may be. go ahead and pander away, just give us more girl power lol

anyway so we’ll see how it goes, but I think I’m gonna be optimistic and let myself hope once again, even though I’m probably gonna regret it lol. it is what it is. she is standing on an airplane just chilling for fuck’s sake. I’m only human. anyway fingers crossed

[babbling-idiot2]

Raoul Silva x reader

Requested: “Hello!! May I please request a Raoul Silva x female reader? Where the reader works with Bond, but for a time is kidnapped by Silva and then when she escapes and works with Bond again she is conflicted because she has feelings for Silva and then there is a showdown between her and Silva but she doesn’t shoot him when she has the chance?? And then they end up kissing. (Bond is not around) If that is waaaaaay too specific, I completely understand. I’m also a writer and really like this idea, I just don’t have any motivation right now. But If that’s too specific, then just something Silva x reader please?? If not, that’s cool! Thanks and have a blessed week!” -By Anon

Warning:

(Hello! Thank you for requesting and I hope you enjoy this. It’s actually kind of funny I had a fic for him in the drafts but never got around to posting it. But this was a better idea then mine so, I hope you enjoy!!)

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It wasn't suppose to be hard. Nor was it ever hard to do your job. Sure a few bruises and cuts here and there but it was your job and you enjoyed it. You have feared for your life before but at this point in time you weren't that scared anymore. Especially when it involved getting kidnapped. Now you had gotten kidnapped before. But it was also so easy and almost boring. Like they didn't try anymore. Well that was until you got kidnapped by a man named Raoul Silva. You knew him from a brief glimpse of a case file yet you didn't know enough to be interested. Only in the fact he is a ex MI6 agent. That's the only thing that caught you attention. 

In training you are taught many things. One being to never get involved with the target. Ever. If you did you would also be terminated. So, you never ever were involved with anyone. Even outside of your job. But luck would have it, as you've found yourself in quite a pickle. Did you get kidnapped? Yes. Was it on purpose? Well of course not. Did you know who kidnapped you? No! But it was quite the shocker to find out the ex MI6 agent, Raoul Silva had been the one behind it. When you were finally sat down. You sat in an empty room. Filled with high tech computer equipment and the sound of people moving around behind you. Mostly out of boredom and the fact that they themselves are bored with this charade. Then as you were also getting bored, you hear an elevator. You looked forward and could clearly see an elevator opening at the end of the room. Silva steps out and begins walking over to you. "Miss Williams. It is truly a pleasure to finally meet you. I must say that I have read much about you." He’s close enough now that your finally able to see him up close. You shouldn’t be thinking this about your kidnapper but he was very much more attractive then his picture "Good things I hope." "Oh nothing less of good I can assure you. Though I am disappointed they left out so much." You continue to look at him, trying to figure out where he was going with this, already having a good idea "Well that's the point isn't it? To keep as much personal information out of the files?" He tilts his head and nods slightly "Yes. I suppose that's correct but I must admit, I would like to know more about you before I get to the real reason why I brought you here. If you don't mind?"  You raise and eyebrow curiously as you continue to follow him with your eyes. You didn't answer and he seemed to just take that as a yes. He was walking around the area, not once making his way towards a chair. He kept walking, pacing in the same line as he questioned you on your past. "From what I know, you were a top student in school. A plusses and never once a B. You were dedicated to learning everything. You even graduated 2 years earlier than your classmates. Did you enjoy it? High-school, I mean." You shrugged your shoulders "Its hard to remember everything, since it was a little while ago. I do remember enjoying it though. Many good memories." He hums out in either approval or refusal. Which turns out to be refusal. "I do not believe that. You see your file here says, 'School for miss Williams was, in her words: Troubling, I was bullied a lot and had no friends. My studies were the only thing I focused on. I was the laughing stock of my high school career." You didn't say a word, you had no idea that he was really seeing your file right in front of him. "Now Miss Williams, you were bullied, treated horribly and now you are an MI6 agent. Says you've never had any infatuation for anyone in your life. Is that true?" You close your eyes and shake your head "No. I've never been in a relationship nor do I ever want one." He chuckles and looks at you, straight in the eyes "Miss Williams you do know I have your file here and every word you've said is a lie. I do not think that is a good idea. Tell the truth." He says now looking at the file again. This time you roll your eyes and adjust yourself in the seat "I was in one relationship in college. We only dated a week." "Why?" "Because he was a creep. And an asshole." "See now that is what a want to hear. The truth!" You roll your eyes again and become even more annoyed. 

You had no idea how long it had been but what was for sure was that it was long enough. You could hear the sounds of gun fire coming from outside of the building you were in. You thought for a moment that you were hearing things but when you heard the door being slammed open and the sound of an MI6 agent calling your name, relief washed over you. You were soon taken onto one the helicopters and was taken back to HQ. There you were met by a medical team and M. She was glad to see you walking and not in a body bag. She nodded your way before telling the medical team to take care of your. Also ordering you to go with them, knowing how much you hated any kind of medical attention. But you agreed and went along anyway.

Not even a day later you were reunited back with bond and even he was happy to see you again. But sadly even though reuniting gave you a slight feeling of happiness, you were conflicted. For a time you didn’t know what by. Was it work? Did you receive bad news? Did you say something and regret it? You had no idea, until it hit you one day like a truck. You thought back to when you got kidnapped by Raoul Silva. You couldn’t get him out of your mind. It was like he was an infection in your brain and you couldn’t get rid of it. Bond could tell something was wrong with you. Just by looking at you for an extended period of time, he could tell. But he had no idea what it was or better yet, who it was. 

You were ordered to go after him. Simple task, easy enough right? Well not exactly. You were hot on his trail, right behind him and yet he was just that much faster then you. Suddenly out of know where he turned this corner and right before this very large door could close you just made it through when it closed with a loud thud. Silva was at a dead end and had no where to go besides the way you came. When he turned around you already had a gun pointed in his direction. Completely prepared to shoot him if he made one wrong move. He knew that you would so, he would have to choose his next words and moves very carefully. “Miss Williams, I am very amazed at how you caught up so quick. I was not prepared for this encounter today.” “Yes well, you’ve screwed up your chances at getting out. I suggest you make yourself comfortable.” You say gesturing to the ground. He knew you wanted him to sit down on the ground but he couldn’t let that happen. “Miss Williams, Or better yet, Y/n? We both know that you won’t shoot me.” He says stepping closer. Though the fact that he knew your name was quite jarring, it didn’t impair your judgement. It was a sign that he was trying to get close. And you most definitely couldn’t let that happen. You pulled the hammer of your gun back and stepped a bit closer, keeping eye contact as to try to intimidate him. “You really think I’m afraid of what M will do if I shoot someone like you? I could care less. You’re actually lucky your up and walking now.” You never once let your confident and intimidating persona drop, not around him and at a time like this, it would be game over for you. But Silva was smart and he could see through your demeanor. “You are smart Miss Y/n. And you hide your private life so well. So hidden like a hermit in the sand. Yet I see right through the cracks. You have feelings for me.” You clench your jaw and shake your head “In your dreams Silva. I could never like someone like you.” “In my dreams? No, no, no y/n. In your dreams. You’ve thought about me since the day you got kidnapped by my men. Ever since you saw me and now, you cant get me out of your head. You can’t hide your feelings for me y/n.” He says now even more closer then he was before. You couldn’t back up anymore, for the door was closed and there was no escape from this. Your finger tightened and he saw this. He reached his hand out. Hoping that you wouldn't pull the trigger. Your brain told you to pull the trigger and end all of this now. But the more irrational part of you held you back. When he got close enough he wrapped his fingers steadily around the barrel of the pistol. He directed it out of the line of his face and slowly stepped into your personal space. He smiled at you and tilted his head at you. “There we are. I knew you couldn’t shoot me.” “It’s the worse decision I’ve ever made. I’m just as good as dead as your are now.” he starts to shake his head at you “No! No, no, no, no my dear! No one will know about this. Not even Bond. You just have to keep this a secret. You’re good at that, right?” You clench your jaw at hearing that. Keeping a secret from the MI6 was like trying to keep candy from a toddler. But nevertheless you nod your head and look to the side. You weren’t looking away for long until you felt a hand on your chin pulling you back. You looked back at Silva and saw a look in his eyes. You weren't sure what it was but what he did next gave you a good idea. He leaned forward and kissed you. It wasn’t for long but it definitely took the breath out of you. When he pulled away, on instinct you chased him slightly. When you realized what you did you looked away embarrassingly. Hoping he didn’t notice. He did, and smiled from ear to ear. Kissing your forehead and the side of your face. He leaned down where his mouth was near your ear before whispering “You should never feel embarrassed around me dear. I want to see you for you, not what they made of you.” You swallowed your embarrassment and looked up at him before leaning in slowly to kiss him back. It was quick, nervous and very sloppy. You were sure you kissed the side of his mouth. He smiled nonetheless and looked down at his wrist. Sighing out in annoyance he looks back to you. “I’m very sorry my dear, but I must end this meeting. I am suppose to meet my men in 5 minutes or our plan is ruined. Till next time my dear.” As he was walking away you stared confusingly at him. “Wait so this was part of the plan wasn’t it?” He turned back as he was about to pull a hatch open that was in the ground. He smiled at you cheekily. “My dear, I have a plan for everything.” He says as he closes the hatch behind him. You stared wide eyed at the hatch before you. 

“Well then, where did he go Williams?” You sighed out in annoyance “Like I told you before. I went down the hatch as I saw him do, when I got to the bottom he wasn’t there. He was gone. I ran to the end and searched. He was gone.” M stared at you, disappointment lacing her features as she looked at you. You could practically feel it by now. She shook her head and waved you off not bothering to say another word to you. You rolled your eyes and walked out. Fully intending to just go home. 

When you got there you hung your coat up and slipped your shoes off at the door, barley noticing the other pair of shoes right there next to yours. You looked up and sure enough you could see the back of someone's head sitting on your couch. You didn’t have your gun, and hand to hand combat was the only thing you had up your sleeves at the moment. When you came around the couch all thoughts of intruder and fighting left your mind. Silva was sitting there flipping through one of your magazines you had sitting on your table. “You know, you should invest in better security and better reading material.” He says still eyeing the magazine. “And you know I have a full bookcase right there? Also I like to be notified when I have company before they come over. I hate surprises.” He smiles and lays the magazine down, looking up to you with the same smile on his face. “But you like me, so it’s a welcomed one.” You shake your head smiling before walking over to the kitchen. You looked back and he was still seated there, looking out into space of your living room. You had no idea how you were going to deal with him. You had no idea how long this would go on for, but only time could tell now.

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