#posting from beyond the grave

[xboyzerox]

me getting into slipknot: woah these guys are so crazy, i really like their drummer. hope that doesn't affect anything deep within me.

me 10 months later with red and black hair and a transed gender: fuck.

[jewishrizahawkeye]

i’m watching a show called “english teacher” and this guy said “cause all of you are on tumblr” and some kid yelled “tumblrs dead”

[floralsapphics]

I need a spinoff of Agatha being the world’s most annoying spirit guide

[matterlord]

[werewitchcrafts]

trying to put together a business card right now and feeling very much like the "graphic design is my passion" meme. my own last name has stopped making any sense whatsoever. half of these fonts look the same, and my eyes hurt. send help

[cursedtrekedits]

“Well Mr. Columbo—”

“Actually, it’s Lieutenant Columbo.”

“You’re Starfleet?”

“Star who now?”

(thanks for the caption @brookbee!)

[bruciemilf]

Headcanon that, every year on their birthday, Kryptonians get new superpowers.

Clark doesn’t really keep track; That’s Bruce’s job, for the most part. This year? Mediumship.

me·​di·​um·​ship

/the capacity, function, or profession of a spiritualistic medium/

“Communication with spirits,” Bruce has this habit of nicking his thumb with his teeth, pretty, hazel eyes glossy with thought. Clark doesn’t need supervision to see how beautiful he is when his mind’s at work. “Fascinating.”

“Yep,”

Clark watches Thomas Wayne’s ghost give him the glare of the century behind his son’s back.

The skin of his jawline is entirely ripped off, peeled by Joe Chill’s gun, like the news article said. Sincerely, the Wayne glare scares Clark more.

“Fascinating.”

[undeadboything]

Emo fggt son who can't land himself a date x former goth dad who can't keep his hands off him

[fanofspooky]

Scream King - Donald Pleasence

Requested by Anonymous

[quirinah]

ummmmmmm guys this dungeons looking a little dark here..........................ummmm..... hello??? guys??

[marchivists]

[DR. GORDON’S VOICEMAIL - ONE MESSAGE, LEFT AT 1:13 AM] “hey, uh, lawrence? this is adam. [pause] you know, adam from the saw bathroom? [another pause] christ. uh, i just kind of had a question, and [laughs, annoyed] you won’t respond to my emails, so-yeah. i’m sorry for sending you a picture of my penis but i don’t have insurance and you’re the only doctor i know. [getting snippy] plus, you shot me in the fucking shoulder so I think that about covers my copay. so, let me know if my dick is gonna fall off or whatever. bye. [VOICEMAIL ENDS]

[xboyzerox]

kind of obsessed with this photo of Corey from this 2003 Hit Parader issue

[jadetheblade4]

Grampa a beautiful angel haunting YOU 💜

[xoxoemynn]

I am simply not responsible for the person I become when we get a full episode of Ed 1) with eyeliner 2) with strands of pearls and 3) WITH HIS HAIR PULLED BACK LIKE!!!! THAT!!!!!!!

[edandstede]

ed and stede would not fuck izzy hope this helps <3

[lighthouseas]

"i didn't say it" "you didn't have to" and this was the day i died actually