#post-scratch dave strider

[weirdmageddon]

whats with people ALWAYS drawing post-scratch dave in suits when we pretty much only see his silhouette with a short-sleeve t-shirt

like im sure he wore suits for high-profile interviews. MAYBE (also im not sure how much he’d even go for a high profile interview i like to think hes the kinda guy to turn them down and not attract too much public attention to himself. idk he strikes me as a less dreamy david lynch-like figure with a sword and inventor of 3D jpeg artifacts) but i dont think he casually goes out in suits

what if hes just in some shit like this. you ever consider that

[junk-heart]

Here are the promised sketches

I really like how I've drawn tz and vriska on the first page

[rarest-tintin]

[luxlusus]

alpha dave my beloved

[itscherryterry-again]

had a thought

[jynxiezz]

your honour i’m so fucking normal about them

[twistedshack]

Fuck it living my life and yes I'm back into homestuck, I'm officially a freak again Lmao

Decided to make the strider siblings into tandemause because why the hell not, in this household we hate canon bro strider but thrive for fanon bro

[dabantam]

Just had a random thought idea for a Homestuck au: instead of the beta kids swapping places with their guardians, they end up swapping places with the trolls that were killed during murderstuck (with the tolls ending up as humans in a more urban fantasy style setting). For example, Feferi becomes the next heiress to the Betty Crocker Corporation, Eridan becomes an intern at Crocker Corp, Eridan and Nepeta are training under the tutelage of “Old Man Strider”, and Vriska and Tavros are castaways living on the same island as Jake Harley, being taken under his wing as his apprentices. As for the Beta Kids, John becomes a blue blood (though arguably the nicest blue blood seen so far, wanting to become a comedian in an honest way), Rose is is mutant lavender blood (a potential mutation that occurs among violet bloods and fuchsia bloods), Dave is a gold blood who moonlights as a vigilante, and Jade is an olive blood who acts as a lusus caretaker.

[jinxthebinxyy]

alpha dave stuff

[vodysania]

happy bday fags

heyy happy birt-... not again.

[gritsbeat]

EL OESTE ESTÁ QUE ARDE

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

DAVE: i want to get a bike but i dont want to become one of those guys who are INTO bikes. i dont wanna wear special spandex shorts—

DIRK: I don’t want that, either.

DAVE: —or watch the tour de france live

DIRK: The what?

DAVE: its like the olympics but just the part with bikes they hold it in france every year

DIRK: Oh.

DIRK: …

DAVE: …

DAVE: do you think it will ever come here

DIRK: What?

DAVE: the tour de france. they should take it on tour. more people might watch it then i mean the word “tour” is right in the name. they could call it the world tour de france

DIRK: I don’t know, wouldn’t it be the… “Tour de Whatever Country” then? Tour de Thailand? Tour de Australia?

DAVE: no you have to keep the france part in the title or you lose the whole branding thing

DAVE: or at least you have to say the whole thing in french including the country. like “france” is french for france

DIRK: How do the French say “Australia”?

DAVE: probably with an accent

[rosebotrezi]

kidswaps that i'm making. dave plays the sims models them after his friends and mother and psychoanalyzes them and rose would have listened to 100 gecs if 100 gecs existed in 2009. thank you

[visionaryparacosmos]

*realizes i never posted this* i'd like to thank the little gay people in my phone for encouraging me to draw this

i know it looks deceptively like pre-scratch dave, but please trust me when i say this is post-scratch dave. he and maplehoof are on their way to the red carpet to promote sbahj's latest release. theyre livestreaming on whatever the shittiest streaming platform available is

[homo-sick]

This was a trend on tiktok so shhh because ik the killcount is entirely inaccurate on both but im to lazy for actual counting and it doesn’t fit the trend

[davestriderkisser]

i want that fat boy. -dave