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[sekritjay]

Those of you lot playing Thank Goodness You're Here may not be aware of how toned down the 'dialect' subtitle option is - I'm a fair distance from Yorkshire but I still don't really have a problem understanding the patter even though I know precisely how thick a Yorkshire accent can get when they're off on one

It's also made me quite conscious of how I speak to outsiders. If I get on my high horse my friends immediately out me as a scouser and I've had to tone myself down when I was off in London for interviews. I'm wondering how I sound like to the north Americans who've met me

[zephyrchama]

You're watching a random movie with Mammon that turns out to have some horror elements in it. Neither of you knew this beforehand, you only skimmed the movie's description, but Mammon's not going to chicken out now. He needs to look cool in front of you. It's just a stupid movie. It's fine.

A minor jump scare halfway through the film leaves him rattled. He holds on to you tightly, quietly cursing how high quality the special effects are. It's fine, though. Really. It is.

He even offers to hold you if you're scared.

This gives Mammon an excuse to hide behind you. Perhaps this was his original aim. The two of you quickly work out a new seating arrangement on the couch. He moves you in front of him, encouraging you to lean back against him if there's not enough room to sit between his legs. You wonder how much of your head obscures the screen.

Several minutes pass in this state. You are having a very difficult time concentrating on the film. A certain someone has his arms wrapped around your chest like a flotation device.

"Hey, Mammon?" you whisper. "Yeah?" "It's really hard to watch the movie." You feel him shift a little in the seat. He asks, "Wanna turn it off and do somethin' else?" "No, can you just move your arms?"

Mammon grunts and makes no effort to even change position. There's a pause, as if he's thinking about it, before he sighs into your neck.

"No can do," he says. "Dunno what else this movie has in store, and I don't want your fragile little human heart givin' out on me if it gets worse."

Certainly, with the way his hands were gripping at you like a weak stress ball, Mammon could probably feel every pulse of your heartbeat.

"Okay, but this is a human movie. Made by humans. For humans." You really emphasize that last bit. "Yeah, but we borrowed it from Satan. Who knows what kind of sick tastes he has?"

You laugh. The way your upper body briefly swells as you inhale and then shrinks back down as you laugh, and the way he can feel every shake when you exhale, makes Mammon's heart flutter.

"Come on. I can't even snack like this," you plead. There was zero chance Mammon was letting you go after the treat you just gave him. His head is already in the clouds. "How are you gonna watch the movie if you're busy snackin'?" he counters, as if either of you still had any idea what was happening on-screen. "I just want to be able to breathe again. You're so greedy," you tell him. You would slump your shoulders in defeat if that were possible at all with Mammon clinging to your chest from behind. "Damn right I am."

[3-oclock-tea]

Every note on this post is a get fucked to that bee

[shittymihodaily]

Day 17: Yamiho (au ver. created by @princessofgames I believe)

I am once again begging the masses to consider fucked up evil capsule chess

[linxunderlife3]

Hehehe I am so evil :3 (It's 6 hours btw not 5 sobs)

//Fnaf security breach & GGY spoilers

[angelstrawbabie420]

Mind if I ask for a selfie??

yeah but bro i look like ass

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Is there any other franchise or character that you're willing to do whatever this is?

The only other thing I’m dedicated enough to would be Halo, but as far as I’m aware of there would be nothing to post. Besides Cameo vids and cameos are usually just like birthday/congratulation messages. Not really stuff you’d post. And even if there were streams for me to go through, I don’t have the time to do so.

Unless you meant in a theoretical sense, assuming there was stuff to post and time wasn’t an issue. Then yes I’d probably have an account just for Halo stuff. Not a specific character though.

[thegracefulwillow]

M'lady

Pandora Hearts Month day 22: Hat

@i-prefer-the-term-antihero

[bugsnaxed]

Here’s a compilation of a bunch of old bugsnax gifs I could find!! (unfortunately this was the highest quality I could find…)

I find it really interesting how Wiggle had her banjo always on her in older versions, if I were to guess why they changed it, there could have been issues with the animation for pulling it out to play that kept fucking up?

Also that Filbo glitch is. Fucking terrifying lol

[cervideity]

doodlin some kids from The Enemy

[sekritjay]

First snow of the season! It's late this year apparently, and it's also clearly not sticking as ground level is a couple of degrees above zero but wow, they are big, fat fluffy snowflakes, the kind you see on television and as the packing material for electronics

Back home I'd only expect snow maybe a couple of days in the year. I do remember when I was in Strasbourg, Boston and Nanjing in different years and thoroughly enjoyed the snow season there but of course back then I could enjoy it knowing I could leave

Not going to happen here though! This is just the start, and it'll remain more or less like this until March at the earliest. I tell you what, I'm morbidly interested in what it'll be like when it drops to -40.

[eldrichfuck666]

you're faithless, for you pitched me against your holy father and it seems that I am winning

[kamuro-junrenka]

I found this atrocity at a thrift shop and immediately thought of nishiki in y0

Like if the background was black instead of light blue he'd definitely use it i mean look at his drip

[chriswithrizz]

He! The silly guy! ✨ ✨

[besuretosavorit]

Nishiki has been of legal drinking age for 2 months at the start of Yakuza 0, what do you mean he's already a regular at Serena? He says he likes it because the "family higher-ups" haven't found it yet; how frequently is he having to interact with the lieutenants that he already needs a respite from them? 

I wonder how long he spent just venting to Reina about anything and everything, finally having a space of his own separate to Sunflower or the Dojima family. Anyway, this was meant to be a lighthearted "baby boy please think of your liver, you were still a teenager less than 100 days ago" type post.

[namisweatheria]

Remember how Yamato’s clothing fully covered his chest before his face/transgenderism reveal? I THINK ABOUT IT CONSTANTLY. Also I know he doesn’t pluck his brows or wear fantasy mascara. This isn’t a post op/hormones Yams it’s literally just him without The Anime Misogyny.

BRINGING YOU THE REAL YAMATO FINALLY FREED FROM ODA-VISION!!!!

♥️♥️♥️

Because he gets misgendered so rarely that he seems genuinely confused/unbothered when it does happen, I think that he’s comfortable with his body as is. Not that I don’t think medically transitioned art of him is cool, it extremely is, I just personally resonate with this version the most, so my edits reflect that. He's my dysphoria stress chew toy and these pictures have bite marks

(Originals under the cut for comparison- and like all my edits they only look good before you zoom in. Tumblr’s shitty app updates helped me on this one lmao.)