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feltcaverns · 9 months ago
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Hey who’s your favorite character from 2001 a space odyssey?
HELLO!!!!!!! hell ohello hello heloo othello. hello hello. you are asking a question to me and it's to me and it's tom e!!!! hello!!!!!! you arent' a bot, are you? you should identtiyfy some stairs
hello you arent a cattleprod neither. so ythat means i can tell you about ah movies. a movies is what weve got on plushrumps.com, all sorts of hot vieeos. and all sorts ohf hot sex from the plusheres. wowwwwowoowowowwo. do you ever get hot in the head and it gets so hard to think? its been like that for me. but its also okay because it isnt always. noooooo i am hearing bad music from the playlist :C
okay so get this. youre on this space station, right? and then theres a foaaoaoaamammammmmmm foammm mmamma. a foam mamma comes out and sits on your face. and thats the plot of 20010 a space oddysey puppet sex porn parody. and its actually a big long monoloth software. this is the dark souls of sex
gamer moment.......... you guys ever read webcomics im a big fan of tim buclkey. what a jokester i sure hope theres no tonal shifts. in his web comic. i like to play video gmaes with friends i sure hope theres no tonal shifts. with this video games. oh noo!!!!!!
so if you really read into it all you can probably figure out who directed the movie? but it isnt who you thogth it was. because it turns out that guy was ALREADY DEAD............ O_O
What the fuck.
noooooooooooooo im posting it.
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word-count-bullet-count · 2 months ago
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I've been seeing a lot of knight posts recently. pretty great
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climbingthefloors · 4 months ago
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obsessed with this baby hippo from thailand's khao khew zoo.. she has been so utterly betrayed by the world
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codecicle · 2 months ago
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MY FAVORITE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS' PAST, PRESENT, AND FUTURE!!!!
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sepiamestus · 6 months ago
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You guys should read thepromised neverland
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catlaila · 6 months ago
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justice for kabru. they put my man in the wrong genre. bro was meant to be playing psychological games with light yagami and instead he’s playing yaoi mind tennis with a blonde himbo
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quicktimeeventfull · 7 months ago
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it is genuinely bewildering to me that adult human beings do not know this but if you are mean to people they will not like you. like tbh they are probably also not going to like you if you are mean to other people but they are definitely not going to like you if you are mean to them. it doesn’t matter if you are funny or if you can use r/aita rules to prove that you are in the right. people simply do not enjoy being treated like shit.
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arcanegifs · 1 month ago
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ARCANE LEAGUE OF LESBIANS: 2x08 - “Killing is a Cycle”
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kiryuing · 8 months ago
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nathaniacolver · 1 month ago
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arcane ships be like
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i love a show that teaches equality (😭😭😭)
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stemmmm · 2 months ago
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bad youtube clickbait thumbnail that reads "I think I just had a therapy session with a DEMON???"
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butchfalin · 1 year ago
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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infectiouspiss · 10 months ago
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rivetgoth · 10 months ago
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It's honestly crazy that discussion around testosterone HRT skews so much towards the beginning stages of it (to the point that you have dozens of guys thinking their transition is "failed" if they don't pass by like a year in lol) and what the initial changes of the first couple of months to years look like, like the classic laundry list of those early basic changes like bottom growth, voice drop, etc, when IMO literally none of that compares remotely to the depth and intensity of the long term total masculinization you start to experience like 3-5+ years in.
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sabertoothwalrus · 8 months ago
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modern au laios
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