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[feltcaverns]

Hey who’s your favorite character from 2001 a space odyssey?

HELLO!!!!!!! hell ohello hello heloo othello. hello hello. you are asking a question to me and it's to me and it's tom e!!!! hello!!!!!! you arent' a bot, are you? you should identtiyfy some stairs

hello you arent a cattleprod neither. so ythat means i can tell you about ah movies. a movies is what weve got on plushrumps.com, all sorts of hot vieeos. and all sorts ohf hot sex from the plusheres. wowwwwowoowowowwo. do you ever get hot in the head and it gets so hard to think? its been like that for me. but its also okay because it isnt always. noooooo i am hearing bad music from the playlist :C

okay so get this. youre on this space station, right? and then theres a foaaoaoaamammammmmmm foammm mmamma. a foam mamma comes out and sits on your face. and thats the plot of 20010 a space oddysey puppet sex porn parody. and its actually a big long monoloth software. this is the dark souls of sex

gamer moment.......... you guys ever read webcomics im a big fan of tim buclkey. what a jokester i sure hope theres no tonal shifts. in his web comic. i like to play video gmaes with friends i sure hope theres no tonal shifts. with this video games. oh noo!!!!!!

so if you really read into it all you can probably figure out who directed the movie? but it isnt who you thogth it was. because it turns out that guy was ALREADY DEAD............ O_O

What the fuck.

noooooooooooooo im posting it.

[word-count-bullet-count]

I've been seeing a lot of knight posts recently. pretty great

[codecicle]

MY FAVORITE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS' PAST, PRESENT, AND FUTURE!!!!

[climbingthefloors]

obsessed with this baby hippo from thailand's khao khew zoo.. she has been so utterly betrayed by the world

[arcanegifs]

ARCANE LEAGUE OF LESBIANS: 2x08 - “Killing is a Cycle”

[izzythedemigod]

I just found the funniest font ever

Like. What is this. Why is this. Who is the target audience of this?

[sepiamestus]

You guys should read thepromised neverland

[catlaila]

justice for kabru. they put my man in the wrong genre. bro was meant to be playing psychological games with light yagami and instead he’s playing yaoi mind tennis with a blonde himbo

[auxoubliettes]

[lightyakami]

it is genuinely bewildering to me that adult human beings do not know this but if you are mean to people they will not like you. like tbh they are probably also not going to like you if you are mean to other people but they are definitely not going to like you if you are mean to them. it doesn’t matter if you are funny or if you can use r/aita rules to prove that you are in the right. people simply do not enjoy being treated like shit.

[tawnysoup]

Found my fav Slay the Princess route recently. Dragon my beloved. Your horrifying beak mouth was an impossible-to-refuse lip syncing challenge 💖

Shoutouts to @blacktabbygames for making such a cool game!

[kiryuing]

[nathaniacolver]

arcane ships be like

i love a show that teaches equality (😭😭😭)

[stemmmm]

bad youtube clickbait thumbnail that reads "I think I just had a therapy session with a DEMON???"

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again