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Putting my CDs out on my book shelf so I can hopefully remember that this is what I want to collect right now🤞🏻
#very much so#it goes: metal to rock to folk to electronic/disco to pop to ‘rap’ to country to soundtracks#and everything is alphabetical and the discography order until soundtracks which are just release order#I love books!! I am focusing on kindle books rn cause I have a better time reading them right now haha#so. cds on the eye level shelf to hopefully help me remember my collections right now are cds and kindle books#‘rap’ caus ei only have one album lmao#post malone’s newest
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rules: shuffle your repeat playlist and list the first ten tracks, then tag ten ppl
tagged by @crowleydiaz i adore you mony MWAH ✨✨
1. miss americana & the heartbreak prince - taylor swift
2. say yes to heaven - lana del rey
3. something real - post malone
4. enough is enough - post malone
5. from eden - hozier
6. lucky again - louis tomlinson
7. mirrorball - taylor swift
8. never grow up - niall horan
9. angels like you - miley cyrus
10. jaded - miley cyrus
tagging: @lesbiandiaz + whoever might want to
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As you can see I've updated the tumblr archive to be more streamlined as follows:
Main story
It's now the first thing on the page for an easy start for any new viewers. I've added "Kings of Hyrule" and the "Malon" arc into this section. It's already properly formatted as a comic page and those are more significant than simple doodles.
Oldest posts
These are just as canon as the main story but it's chaotic and has no particular order other than it all being early in the LU story. It's more like supplementary content than anything else.
Other highlights
Just miscellaneous other content
I was stuck for the longest time thinking the comic must be in the order of oldest to newest but I've been organizing it to be more user friendly. I've got big plans this year, and organizing was a well overdue start
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morales twins hcs
i'm absolutely in love with the idea of miles42 and miles1610 being twins, i'm so glad most of the fandom has basically adopted 42 lmao
some of my own twins headcanons, just random stuff to add onto other ppls hcs ive seen:
☆ 42 loves his mamí absolutely but def acts the most like his dad, and haaaates when anyone points it out. it's the most obvious when 42 gets mad, he sounds EXACTLY like his father then lol
☆ in fact, the twins polar opposite personalities is probs bc 1610 takes after his mom's temperament more, while 42 is as stoic, stubborn and slightly dorky as his dad is
☆ whenever the boys made each other cry (by accident or otherwise) they did the typical little kid thing and tried immediately comforting the other. now that they're older 1610 handles his emotions better and is mature when talking about them, but 42 is the one who comforts 1610 more often
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☆ as well as staying on top of his academics, 42 also plays basketball and trains in a couple martial arts studios after school. 1610 is taller than 42 bc of the spider bite but 42 has always been slightly bigger and more muscular than 1610 since he's the athlete. whenever the family attends 42's boxing matches, jeff gets an overwhelming sense of deja vu from back when he attended his own brother's matches before
☆ they both got thru school p okay, not many incidents of bullying mostly bc if anyone did try, 42 would put a stop to that nonsense immediately. 42 loves his bro with his whole heart and was glad to pick a fight with anyone who gave him any trouble at all. the whole neighborhood knew it too bc the only person allowed to bully 1610 is 42 himself!
☆ in fact, 42 doesn't win the lottery to enter visions in the first place, which saddened both brothers when they found out. so because they're at separate schools now, 42 makes sure his twin knows that if any fuckery is afoot at visions that he'd be more than happy to roll up and dogwalk any fool who tries it. 1610 laughs him off but knows his bro has got his back for sure
☆ 42 likes to pretend 1610 is the nerdy one, but they are both very big anime and manga nerds. every time they hit up any bookstore, they both make a beeline for the manga section and argue over who's gonna read the newest one first (they have to share cuz those books cost some moneeyyyy, man)
☆ 1610 and 42 love their uncle to pieces, OFC. they both pick up separate traits from him, even. 42 was inspired to start martial arts and boxing from watching videos on old digital cameras that aaron hung onto thru the years. they were of a much younger aaron back in his boxing days, when his family went to his matches and recorded them from the seats. 1610 was inspired to pick up graffiti and then even started doodling in notebooks bc of aaron
☆ 1610 is def the social butterfly and easily the most popular kid on the block by virtue of how friendly and outgoing he is. 42 is more introverted and keeps a small circle of friends, but everyone is cool with him nonetheless since they fuck with his twin bro
☆ since 42 stays at home the most (lol he a homebody) he picks up cooking much better than 1610 thanks to him staying in the kitchen to help his mom make dinner while they watch telenovelas together. 42 also knows how to dance bachata and salsa much better than 1610 too
☆ both twins love physics and math but 42 is more hardware-inclined. 1610 is about software, data, and formulas. 42 is good at taking things apart, putting things together, building and engineering. he kinda takes after his uncle aaron that way, and drove his parents nuts as a lil kid when he got his hands on radios, computers, clocks, etc
☆ 1610 loves softer brighter music like JID, steve lacy, smino, frank ocean, kid cudi, post malone, and nujabes. 42 is always bumping harder shit like pop smoke, waka flocka, zillakami, three 6 mafia, benny the butcher and some oldies like paul wall, wu tang clan, biggie smalls, MF DOOM and big KRIT. they tease each other's music tastes a lot since they're polar opposites in almost every way
☆ they actually have a shared playlist where they add new music they like (probs on some e-1610 spotify or soundcloud equivalent since everything is slightly skewed on e-1610 tbh). both of them check it periodically, and 42 is the more frequent contributor
☆ they both make art but 1610 is the artsier kid for sure. 42 doodles occasionally but he's not as enthusiastic about it as his twin is. they both go around the city tagging walls whenever they have any free time, though. 1610 loves colors, expressive styles and is good at coming up with cool ways to draw text. 42's lines, accuracy and technical skill can never be beat
☆ 1610 has superpowers, sure, but his fighting skills are trash! 42 was always the scrappy one, not 1610, so he shows his twin how to properly throw punches and other useful fighting knowledge. it def comes in handy in the future
☆ jeff loves his sons to death but he often finds himself butting heads the most with 42 since they're so similar, it kinda drives them both nuts. it def gets worse once aaron starts gossiping abt what jeff used to be like when they were kids, giving 42 plenty of ammo. they love each other but their relationship is just as complicated as it is between jeff and 1610, and 42 would be lying if he said he wasn't affected by the rift between his dad and uncle himself
☆ the minute the twins turn 16, 42 goes out and gets his drivers license on the first try (computer quiz AND road test aced) and rubs it in 1610's face almost constantly. 1610 likes to throw back that there's no parking space for another car on their block, so he can't even get his own car even if he wanted to anyways
☆ whenever the boys really fight, the whole city seems to know. they squabble a lot obvi, they're brothers. but the very few times they've given each other the silent treatment like for real, everyone in the family tries to get them to make up since it's unsettling to see two peas in a pod be so hostile with each other
☆ and since they've always been attached at the hip, 1610 being enrolled into visions felt. weird. everyone thought 1610 was gonna take it the hardest but surprisingly 42 had a harder time adjusting since he always saw his bro in the hallways at school, and was so used to him knowing the latest gossip of anybody in their grade. without 1610 around as often, 42 becomes even more withdrawn than usual
rio looks up from the pot suddenly, glancing at the time. dinner was almost ready and she… hadn't seen not hide nor tail of her son this evening. he returned home from school a couple hours earlier, choosing to skip going to his boxing class to shut himself in his room.
fine. teenagers can be moody sometimes and rio would rather keep her moody son at home where she can keep an eye on him, rather than worry about what he's getting up to on the streets.
strange thing is, though... rio hadn't heard a single noise come out of that room all night. 42 usually liked to have at least some music playing, maybe video game noises out of his nintendo... oh, what was it called again? whatever, that nintendo thing he played on sometimes.
rio placed the lid on the pot and lowered the flame a bit before making her way over to her twin sons' bedroom door, hesitating a bit when she noticed no light was filtering out from the bottom either. okay... that was weird, too. neither of her sons ever went to bed before dinner. ever.
the one time rio dared to try and send her sons to bed without dinner years ago-- as punishment for fighting right there in the kitchen that time-- both twins hollered so loud they got concerned knocks on their front door from various different neighbors. never again, rio remembered thinking that time.
now, the bedroom door stands oddly quiet and completely hollow without any signs of life behind it. rio knocked anyways, hoping against hope itself that 42 didn't go ahead and sneak out of the house without her knowledge. if he did sneak out, he's grounded for 3 months, rio thinks to herself mostly as reassurance. she nervously picks at a nail and strains to hear anything behind the wood.
she thinks she hears a groan and decides to try her luck by slowly opening the door. hopefully he's not in there... y'know, doing teenage boy things, either. dios mío.
rio swings the door open to...
...a completely pitch-black room, save for the sliver of streetlight filtering in past a crack in the window curtains and casting an eerie yellow glow on anything it could touch. it is cold, and also deathly quiet.
rio is shocked.
she walks over to the right side of the room where 42's bed is pushed up against the corner, next to the windows. on that bed lies a big lump, buried under several layers of blankets. the lump stirs.
rio crosses her arms. "mijo, mi amor. are you sleeping? …pero qué te pasa, pap��?"¹
42 rolls onto his back and glares sleepily at his concerned mother standing at his bedside. it's dark in the room, but rio's face is illuminated by the living room lights pouring in from the open door. she's wearing a tilted smile, but coupled with the worry lines on her forehead, it isn't fooling anyone.
42 slowly closes his eyes, chin still under the covers, and lets out the most world-weary sigh rio has ever heard coming out of someone as young as him. if it weren't coming from her own son, she might have even laughed.
she immediately sits down, lifting the cover off of 42's chin to check his temperature all over his face. he tries to wriggle away.
"maaaaaa, stop..." he grumbles, trying to pull the covers up higher over his head. "'m not sick, mamí, forreal… chill."
rio leans on a hand. "¿si no 'ta enfermó pues qué es?² what's wrong?"
42 doesn't answer for a bit and rio exhales through her nose. " 'moré, what are you doing in this pitch-black room all by yourself? no light, no music, no nothing. what's wrong? you look like you're on a death bed!"
42 finally opens his eyes again, and blinks a few times as he says, "nothing, ma. seriously, i'm just... tired. that's all. i'm fine."
"you don't look 'fine' 42, you look like 2 seconds away from flatlining."
another sigh from the boy. rio rolls her eyes and places her hand on his forehead again, then strokes his cheek.
"is it 1610? hmm?" rio asks 42. she asks so unbelievably gently, as if by only mentioning his brother's name she would shatter something in the room. a mirror or something.
42's heart clenches at the love and care his mother is showing around this particular topic. it was true, and he couldn't even deny it. having 1610 in the house less and less every week, not seeing him in the hallways at their local high school, receiving sparser and shorter replies to his texts... it was all building up in his chest and the dam was pretty close to bursting. especially now as his mom was lovingly stroking his cheek as she checked in with him. how embarassing. rio wouldn't see him cry, not right now. he closed his eyes and willed the tears away, for her sake.
miraculously, 42's voice didn't crack or waver when he said, "yeah. yeah, i miss 'im."
rio crooned something saccharine in spanish and placed a kiss on her son's forehead. she saw right through his cold tough guy act, as expected. with how much of a mama's boy 42 was, it would've been impossible not to. they spent way too much time together for her to miss how he dragged his feet getting ready for school in the mornings, how he's been skipping martial arts and basketball practice more often lately, and how unenthusiastic he's been in general.
rio chuckles as she lays her cheek on 42's forehead for a second before sitting back up. "ay, bendito. 42, you know your brother is just down a few blocks from here. why don't you go visit him soon?"
42 shuffles under the covers. he's unsure if he should even admit this, but he proceeds anyways. "uhm. he's not answering my texts lately, so." he feels strangely guilty about this, like he just snitched on his twin somehow even though he has no reason to suspect that at all.
rio sighs and looks off into the distance, bracing herself for what she's about to say. she looks back down. "yeah. i know. he doesn't answer mine, either. i was hoping he was talking to you, but... well. "
something in 42 stirs a bit. "i bet he thinks he's in some fancy private school, around rich kids, now he's too good for us," it's a weak attempt at a joke, but rio smiles down at him anyways.
"don't worry. the second he gets home this weekend, he's on house arrest. okay? he's gonna be chained to you the whoooole time. and i'm keepin' watch."
it's not much, but 42 still takes that little bit of hope and holds it gently in his mind.
"the second he walks through that door, i'm tackling him. i don't care." 42 smiles at the thought.
rio laughs, kisses his forehead again and stands up. "dinner is almost ready, by the way." she gives him a look. "you better eat with me tonight, because your brother is at school and your dad is doing overtime tonight. okay? okay."
42 sighs deeply to wake himself up a bit more as he sits up and scratches at his durag. "yeah, yeah. 'm comin', ma!"
¹ "but what is going on with you, papí?" (papí being a common term of affection for a boy in spanish, it doesn't always mean "dad" lol)
² "if you're not sick, then what is it?"
☆ until they get "too old" for halloween, the morales twins ALWAYS wear matching costumes. every year. every single year, no matter what. what they usually end up wearing changes every year and they aaaaaalways argue over it, of course. notable costumes so far: batman and superman (age 13), two ninja turtles (age 9) (im thinking mikey and donatello bc of personality but lbr rio most likely forbade either of them to be leonardo bc the twins would deadass get into a fist fight over it), tom and jerry (age 2), mario and luigi (age 7), woody and buzz (age 5), peter pan and captain hook (age 10), and-- rio's favorite-- thing 1 and thing 2 (age 4)
☆ 42 was surprisingly always very popular with the girls at school. in middle school, 1610 was the geeky one with braces and acne. 42 got off relatively easy in that regard and as a result was labeled "a heartbreaker" from the jump, which annoyed him. he has no interest in dating whatsoever and swore to never get into a relationship before graduating high school. he's got his mom and brother to take care of and he's going places after high school, damnit! 1610 on the other hand is a huge romantic and has a crush on a new person almost every year of school, easily
☆ the literal second 1610 set foot in the house after his spider bite, 42 was all over him asking a million questions since they both have that supernatural twintuition, and 42 sussed him out immediately. 1610 obviously had to come clean and tell his brother he was spiderman just like he told ganke, otherwise he was never gonna be able to change into his spider suit at home (plus they share a room, so. there's that)
1610 didn't even get to close their bedroom door all the way before his twin leaped up from his own bed and stalked over.
"óye, bro. what's up? what happened at visions?" 42 circled his brother, squinty-eyed in the exact same way their mom is when she's suspicious. 1610 dropped his bag next to his bed and plopped down on his sheets, trying to put some distance between them.
"uhhhh what're you talkin' about?" he tries casually, and immediately regrets it.
"uhhhhh what're you talkin' about?" 42 mocks. "don't play dumb with me. you KNOW what i'm talkin' about, stupid. first, you answer, like, none of my texts ever. then dad comes home sayin' you never let him talk face-to-face when he visited you a couple days ago. mamí has been texting and calling you nonstop, no answer either. you are a brand new person now, huh? qué te pasa, yo?"
1610 hunched his shoulders as he got up and slumped over to his desk. he was quietly weighing his options, nervously rearranging papers and sketches on the wooden table, wondering how he was going to break it to his brother that he was--
"lemme guess. you have superpowers now," 42 says easily. he crosses his arms triumphantly when big round amber eyes suddenly turn up to his face.
1610 searches his face for any hint of a joke. no... no way. did his brother just...?
"you're playin' with me. no way. how did you--?"
42's eyes widen. "wait, are you being deadass right now?" he threw his head back and crowed with laughter. "that was just a guess!"
1610 leaped forward and pushed his hand onto 42's mouth, shutting him up. "heeyyy hey hey hey hey shhhhh, man. damn, could you possibly be any louder? look," he took his twin by the shoulders and gave him a slight shake, lowering his voice to a near whisper. "mom and dad can never know anything about this. okay? anything. not a word, you understand?"
42 pushes his brother off. "ok-ay man, cool it. i promise. we can shake on it, even."
wordlessly, they did their super secret handshake they came up with and perfected in the 4th grade in lieu of hooking their pinkies together. it was the morales shake, a move that binds them to secrecy and keeping promises til death. this was serious business. 1610 relaxes a bit once they're done.
"... okay. and i mean it, pencil braids. if you even breathe a word about this, or even think about--!"
"if you don't just tell me already, goddamn."
with a meaningful look thrown at his brother's way, 1610 raises an arm silently. 42 looks back expectantly.
1610 shoots a web up. he jumps up, using the web as a bungee rope to help him flip and land feet-first onto the ceiling. once his sneakers touch their ceiling, he stands up... upside-down. he stares at his brother and his brother stares back, mouth agape.
"niiiiiiice," 42 leans back and grins up at his twin brother, spiderman.
☆ 1610 is glad he has someone besides ganke to talk to about spiderman stuff, though. his brother listens way more attentively than his roommate anyways, and even tries to help sometimes esp when 1610 needs a quick distraction so he can switch from spiderman back into his regular clothes before the parents notice
☆ 42 is surprisingly cool abt his twin bro being spiderman, actually. even when they're texting 42 is careful not to imply 1610 is spiderman, and often calls stuff in to the police station if 1610 webs anyone up and lets him know. he also gets very good at bandaging up wounds quickly
☆ 42 is a hardass on the outside and contains his emotions much better than his twin, but he's kinda different around his family, since he loves them a lot. he jokes around a lot with them, esp around 1610. they also love pranking their parents, and are p creative at coming up with ways to make everyone laugh
☆ i personally picture 42's personality being sort of like huey's from the boondocks, especially around other adults. he becomes withdrawn and speaks very clearly and directly, and is very shy around strangers. some ppl mistake that as him having an attitude problem but his friends and family know better. only difference between huey and 42 is that 42 isn't nearly as woke lmfao
☆ meanwhile, 1610 becomes a motormouth around strangers and is quick to hug and kiss random family members at family reunions. as a lil kid, he'd always be the one up at the counter ordering for the both of them and chatting with the cashiers, or bus drivers, or whoever. as he gets older and used to the spiderman thing, he chats and jokes with randoms a lil less. he has to save the good material for when the mask is on
☆ 42 is a better writer than he is an artist, actually. he has notebooks filled with poetry and lyrics he scribbles down on post-it notes just to stick them in there for safekeeping. he's also been working on a sci-fi story since he was in 6th grade in absolute secrecy; he doesn't want a single soul to see it. he'd be mortified if anyone saw the nerdy shit he comes up with
☆ even tho 1610 has never fought anyone or been scrappy with anyone else, he's very good at wrestling and dodging punches thanks to his brother.
☆ 42 is the more fashion-inclined twin, even tho they're both sneakerheads. 42 just pays more attention to accessories, the fit of his clothing, how to pair the right shoes with the right jacket. 1610 throws on anything comfortable and calls it a day, and it gets even worse after he becomes spiderman. 42 clowns his brother SO HARD after he finds him wearing yellow sweatpants with an oversized red adidas hoodie and a green puffer jacket once (it was when 1610 came home from fighting a shapeshifting lizard that tried to take over cypress hills. the sweatpants were on backwards)
☆ 1610's sense of humor is geeky and he always tries too hard with his quips and jokes. he usually gets "secondhand embarrassment" chuckles from ppl. 42's style of comedy is a mix of dry humor and unintentionally being funny. this dude will say something clever with the straightest face ever and have the ENTIRE room in stitches without even meaning to
☆ just to nail home how different they are, even tho they share a room, you can tell EXACTLY which half of their room begins and ends. 1610's half is cluttered, vibrant, covered in posters and action figures, collages and trinkets on every available surface. 42's is as clean as a hospital room, and he ALWAYS makes his bed every morning. 42 has a poster or 2 hung up but he's not much for decorating in general. he's more into alphabetizing his bookshelf and looking for more efficient storage to put under his bed
☆ when jeff looks at his sons, he sees aaron and himself and sometimes it scares him. when the boys were around 12 (the Evil Year) he made SURE to sign them up for camp trips that summer and keep them close together as much as possible. he hates to see his boys drift apart at all and is the 1st one to call it out if he sees it. he just doesn't want his boys to end up like he and his brother did…
☆ … and then other times? it genuinely makes him feel a combination of irritation and also fondness bc sometimes 1610 and 42 really really remind him of aaron and himself, esp when they were young. ESPECIALLY when they argue. in every playful slap on the shoulder, every arbitrary competition started out of nowhere, every sleepy brother slowly sliding onto the other's shoulder during nighttime car rides, he sees it. he sees them, and then he sees his past. and with every little difference between the boys slowly cracking open like a chasm with each passing day, sometimes he thinks he can even see his future.
☆ 42 is cool or whatever but i also hc he's kinda… weird sometimes. it gets worse when his twin bro goes off to visions, he keeps staring at walls while sitting in dark rooms and eating at weird hours of the day. rio caught him fast asleep practically hanging off the window sill one night, and another time jeff found him having an entire conversation with a brick wall once while on patrol. 42 refuses to answer any questions
☆ after 1610 gets into visions, becomes spiderman, tells his parents abt his plans to go to princeton, etc... 42 eventually starts feeling a type of way (a jealous way…) their parents also seem to pay attention to 1610 more whenever he's home just to add insult to injury. he knows he's not supposed to, but he often finds himself thinking about the prowler gloves and schematics aaron left behind. he managed to grab them and hide them in a gym bag one day while helping his parents clear out aaron's apartment. the tech currently lives under his bed…
#across the spiderverse#spiderverse#miles morales#miles g morales#BOY that sure is a lot to read huh. well. if u read all this here's a heart ♡#can u tell i am Not Normal abt these two#esp wrt them being potential parallels to their father and uncle.........#i can scream FOREVER abt this#the morales family always has me All Up In My Feels man#also LOL @ me writing fanfic again in this post#what can i say...... i guess i can't help it lol#i just love these two they are my babies............#also guess how many times i went and started writing “miles” for 1610 before having to backspace after realizing#yea thats right. Too Many Times#anyways hopes this like uhhh reads okay. the formatting might be weird cuz i had to copy n paste this from my notes app#but i think its cool. i hope#hope yall enjoy aallll of this lol#mi writing
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An (Un)Wise Father - Chapter Two
Chapter Two: Well, Old Man, I Will Tell You News of Your Son. When Matches Malone strides into Red Hood’s meeting and settles in among the new recruits, Jason Todd has never been more grateful for the full face helmet. Why was dad Bruce Batman here…?
Then Jason thinks back to the gala and curses internally. Bruce had obviously figured out from their encounter at the gala who Red Hood really is, and has decided to… what? Taunt him? Anger flaring, Jason refuses to react to the persona that Jason himself had once helped Bruce to dress up as. Whatever this is, if Bruce wants to play dress up and look like a fool, who is Jason to stop him.
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Bruce isn’t sure what to expect when he walks into the meeting led by Red Hood. Even though his recent ‘rescue’ at the hands of Red Hood had Bruce looking at Red Hood’s activities with a new light, there was still the more pressing concern.
Red Hood had deliberately gone for and pressed the emergency beacon hidden on his belt. It could simply be that Red Hood had observed one of them using it. Or perhaps this newest criminal to Gotham just thought Batman was partial to the billionaire as some rumors suggested.
Or Red Hood knows Bruce Wayne’s secret. Inspired by this tumblr post by @greystend
#bruce wayne#jason todd#matches malone#accidental adoption#except he's already your son#tumblr prompt fill#accidental fix it#red hood fanfiction#red hood#batman#batman fanfiction#jason todd and bruce wayne#Jason Todd is So Done#crack fic#crack treated seriously#angst and crack#jason todd fanfiction#bruce wayne fanfiction#accidently re-acquiring your formerly dead son#more tags on AO3
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Fanfic Entry #2
An (Un)Wise Father (6329 words) by Lynlee494
Chapters: 2/6 Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jason Todd & Bruce Wayne, Jason Todd & Matches Malone, Matches Malone & Bruce Wayne Characters: Jason Todd, Bruce Wayne, Matches Malone, Red Hood's Henchmen (DCU), Dick Grayson Additional Tags: Jason Todd is Red Hood, Bruce Wayne is Batman, Pre-Under the Red Hood Arc, Bruce Wayne Doesn't Know Jason Todd is Red Hood, Misunderstandings, Undercover, Undercover Missions, Jason Todd is So Done, Jason Todd Deserves Better, Hurt Jason Todd, Jason Todd Needs A Hug, accidental adoption, Except He's Already Your Son, accidental fix-it, Bruce Wayne Tries to Be a Good Parent, Protective Bruce Wayne, Protective Jason Todd, Fluff and Angst, Crack Treated Seriously, Crack and Angst, Angst and Humor, Bruce Wayne Needs a Hug, Canon-Typical Behavior, Canon-Typical Violence, Based on a Tumblr Post, In The Words of Captain America: "Language!", Angst with a Happy Ending, Good Parent Bruce Wayne, Tumblr Prompt, Hurt/Comfort, Jason Todd Takes Care of Crime Alley | Park Row, Crime Boss Jason Todd, Jumping To Conclusions Without A Parachute, Guilt, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Identity Reveal, Miscommunication Series: Part 2 of Your Boy That Was, Your Son That Is... Summary:
When Matches Malone strides into Red Hood’s meeting and settles in among the new recruits, Jason Todd has never been more grateful for the full face helmet. Why was dad Bruce Batman here…?
Then Jason thinks back to the gala and curses internally. Bruce had obviously figured out from their encounter at the gala who Red Hood really is, and has decided to… what? Taunt him? Anger flaring, Jason refuses to react to the persona that Jason himself had once helped Bruce to dress up as. Whatever this is, if Bruce wants to play dress up and look like a fool, who is Jason to stop him.
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Bruce isn’t sure what to expect when he walks into the meeting led by Red Hood. Even though his recent ‘rescue’ at the hands of Red Hood had Bruce looking at Red Hood’s activities with a new light, there was still the more pressing concern.
Red Hood had deliberately gone for and pressed the emergency beacon hidden on his belt. It could simply be that Red Hood had observed one of them using it. Or perhaps this newest criminal to Gotham just thought Batman was partial to the billionaire as some rumors suggested.
Or Red Hood knows Bruce Wayne’s secret.
My Notes: Yet another very silly one. There are Shakespere level shenanigans with all the miscommunication in the fic. It's mainly a Bruce Wayne(Matches Malone) and Red hood story
It's not finished though I think is still worth a read (Though I am biased because I am fine reading fics which aren't finished)
Written by fellow Tumblr User: @lynlee494
(I have enjoyed several other fics by them)
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It’s “appreciate yourself” hours! Pick five pieces of writing/art that you’ve done that you love and talk about them! ❤️❤️❤️
Ahhhh okay, thank you!! 💜🌻 I finally have a free moment (aka work is slow) so I'm going to work on drafting this out :) I have far too much art I'm proud of—I'm at a stage in my progress right now where I think my art looks pretty awesome. So this list will be stuff from my Greatest Hits collection on AO3. In order of oldest to newest, I think:
incandescently happy
An LU post-adventure work, one of the first longer fics I posted. I released one chapter a day over the summer of 2022, so a lot of the notes have something about my day in them. It's about 30k all told.
I absolutely adored expanding on what the boys might do after the whole LU adventure happens (though I did forget about the fact that I think Time and Malon have a kid during this time!) This work features some proto-Shatterproof stuff, like Wind having a prosthetic leg and Four starting to specialize in crafting prosthetics/disability aids. I gave Hyrule longer hair and a job making maps for the royal family. Legend got another adventure but also started a magic garden/orchard, which pulls in more business than Ravio's stuff. Four and his grandpa adopted a single mother and her two kids. Man I went off with some of these headcanons. I've always considered writing more in this world, but I think it stands very well on its own. Maybe someday I might revisit and rewrite it with some of my new skills. :)
Rise and Shine and Fall
Whumptober 2022, focused entirely on LU! Guys this thing is almost 78k. I realize now that most people pre-plan or pre-write for things like Whumptober, but I wrote these one by one every day, which was extra-hard because I had both college classes and a day job at the time. I came up with some fun AUs, learned a lot about writing (especially whump), and proved to myself that I can do hard things like this!! I've adored doing daily challenges since, though I haven't done it in a while. I look forward to this year's whumptober though!
I really like the table of contents in the first chapter—it makes things easy to find. I know individual works are probably more accessible, but I was still getting to know AO3, and those big numbers are fun. XD I have a hard time picking favorites, because I really went off on these, but I'd say a couple of them are:
Chp 3, "Right Here" about Sky
Chp 7, "Proof of Life" about Four and Shadow
Chp 18, "I'm onwy a babey :(" about Wind
Chp 21, "6:13" about Hyrule and Time
Chp 26, "Silence is Golden" about Wild
Chp 31-32, "The Worst Thing About Earth" about Legend, but kind of more specifically the rewrite/expansion I did last year... haha...
The Marvelous Misadventures of Wind and His Merry Band or Maybe-Human Heroes
It's been a while since I updated this story (56k, 6/8 chapters), but it's constantly on my mind. I've started chapter 7 twice, and I know what I want to happen, but I am easily distracted by the siren call of some other whump fics. XD
I freaking love this story, though. I really want to finish it. It's kind of an... experiment? I guess? I want to get published someday, and I picture myself writing middle-grade novels. This story is sort of my attempt to hit that tone. Also I just love Wind so so so much. Let him be cool!!
Blood-Sucker's Guide to High School
56k Four Swords completed story! I wrote this in a frenzy of like two or three weeks, then took another two to edit. It takes plot points from a vampire novel I enjoyed and twists and applies them to a story about Shadow and the Four Swords manga boys. I'm very proud of what I accomplished here, and that it's a complete story! I think it worked out really well. I learned a lot about plotting and handling larger stories, and it helped that I had the half-remembered structure of an existing novel to use as training wheels.
I love the worldbuilding in this story! The premise is that Shadow is an evil soulless vampire from a (rather abusive, not that he sees it) family of the same, but then he gets the ability to walk in the sunshine. He's assigned to go to high school for a while to get a feast for the vampire gala, but meanwhile he's developing a conscience and getting very attached to these human boys. I think I did a good job. I love rereading this, every scene is just so fun! :)
Counterbalance
55k exactly of a stupid LU darks AU. This started life as a series of oneshots and then the plot progressively got more and more convoluted and I love these stupid boys so much. The plot is very much not tight, in contrast to Blood-Sucker's Guide, but I learned a lot about how I write and how I like to plan with this one, too.
The characters are stupid and the plot is just kinda silly and there is both a bathhouse scene AND a spa scene. Legend blows up multiple things, my lovely nasty little Dark Links need smacks and therapy, and Prince has a legitimately emotional moment at the end. I love how it turned out, it's like an ugly little stuffed animal I made and hug until the eyes pop out.
That's five but I would be extremely remiss if I did not also mention something from Shatterproof:
The Incredible Shrinking Chain
About 10k, this is entry 31/68 in my series Shatterproof, which is a close-canon AU in which each of the boys has a different physical disability. This series also plays into my publishing ambitions, because whatever I publish will very likely have some disability representation. I'm rather passionate about it, actually! Shatterproof is close to my heart, and I'm so honored that so many people seem to love it too. :) I need to work on the next entry again!!
This entry in particular is so much fun. In it, the whole Chain sans Four is stuck mouse-sized, and Four has to travel out to Twilight's castle with them to get Dusk to help break the curse. They all have to figure out how to navigate while tiny, and Four pulls some very silly stunts. I love them.
Anyway, there's my list!! I've written a lot over the last like two and a half years, and I'm so so glad that I get to be here and part of this community. The LU fandom as a whole (or at least the parts I've seen!) is so welcoming and positive and I try to give back where I can! I'm going to suggest looking through my bookmarks and ultimate rec list collection to find some new favorites from some very talented authors! :) (oof I need to update the collection soon!! I've been seeing some awesome stuff!)
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stitching up the loose threads of his soul: 12/15
Master Post / Beginning / Previous
Warnings: Graphic descriptions of violence
Time doesn’t reach the hall until the battle is over. He partnered with Legend to search for Warriors, and that turned out to be a mistake: The overprotective cucco insisted they hang back on account of Time’s still healing head. Only when the barking of knights replaces the clashing of blades does Legend finally acquiesce, darting around the last few corners without so much as a word to Time.
Shaking his head and smiling, Time follows. Hylia knows he ought to be used to his boys’ antics by now—Malon certainly is. Their breaks at the farm are interspersed with Malon’s bright, pealing laughter at however the boys have tricked, poked, or bamboozled Time.
He’s still shaking his head when he turns the final corner and his smile falls.
The sight before him is like something out of his childhood. Bodies lie haphazardly across the hall, armor stripped from them and strewn every which way to provide access to their wounds.
Some of the bodies have been left there, black cloth draped over their faces. Others are being treated where they lie with little hope of surviving even a trip to the doctor’s wing. The lucky ones swing their arms around each other and hobble away to lick their wounds elsewhere.
Time has fought a lot of battles, but it’s been a long time since one reminded him of the War of Eras.
Then his eye finds a familiar huddle of boys, a head of blonde curls just visible on the floor in the middle, and Time’s stomach drops.
“Wind!” The name that spills from his lips is one he knows well, one he has spoken time and again, but it sounds alien in this hall. The name he wants to call sits at the back of his throat, unspoken and unheard, lest Wind figure out the truth before he’s ready.
Tune, Time chants in his head. He falls to his knees at Legend’s side, just outside the circle of Links who got there first.
Tune. Time’s already hurting in this world that contains so many similarities to the War of Eras yet lacks the Captain. He can’t bear to lose Tune, too.
Tune. Tune—
“He’ll be alright,” Warriors’ voice cuts in.
Time blinks. He’s been focused on Wind’s curls, but now that he looks up, he can see his newest brother kneels beside one of his first, one hand over a swath of bandages on Wind’s side.
“He’s had red potion and stitches,” Warriors continues. His eyes dart between Legend and Time. “He just needs rest.”
“Thanks to you,” Twilight says, the words leaving his lips like an exhale. “Shot over to him like you had a lynel on your tail.”
“You protected us both,” Warriors says. “Thank you.” His skin is ashen, as though all the blood has left his body, and his voice hitches on every other syllable. Time wonders if he’s ever been on a battlefield before, or if the wounded were usually brought to him.
Before Time can say anything to soothe him, something nudges him in the shoulder, and he looks down to see Legend staring at him, concern etched in the furrow of his brows.
It’s rare for Legend to show his concern, let alone act on it, and it’s that fact that makes Time realize he’s shaking. His brothers are alive before him, but he can’t help imagining the scene Twilight and Warriors have painted:
Tune, bleeding out on the floor. Warriors, stitching up the wound with a bloody needle slick between his fingers. Warriors, bent over Tune’s unconscious body, and Twilight, braced above them with sword and shield at the ready. Twilight, too small to cover them both at the same time, but risking life and limb to do so anyway.
“Everyone else is okay?” Time rasps.
He expects nods all around, since no one else is being fussed over, but Wild and Four jerk to attention, heads whipping towards Warriors.
“Your arm!” they say in unison, Four out loud and Wild in sign, and everyone else shifts to look at Warriors.
Both his arms and front are covered in blood from treating Wind, so it takes Time a second, but then he realizes: Not all of the blood is Wind’s. Even now, blood is spreading down Warriors’ left side to coat the lower parts of his shirt and sleeve.
“Oh,” Warriors says.
He rolls his shoulder and starts to unbuckle his pauldron, but his hand shakes and his breathing has gone ragged. Four moves, kneeling behind Warriors and gently nudging his hand out of the way so he can help.
Warriors lets him and draws in a longer, steadier breath.
Then he continues, “The initial assassin attacked from behind. He got in a knife blow before I noticed him.”
“You mean you’ve just been bleeding out this entire time?” Legend snaps.
Warriors narrows his eyes. “I’m not incompetent. I switched sword arms, and I padded the wound when I could. But in case you didn’t notice, we’re on a battlefield; I didn’t exactly have time to stop and apply first aid.” Each word is sharp, each phrase pointed and punctuated, and Time isn’t surprised when Legend shoots to his feet, mouth already open for what is undoubtedly a scalding remark.
Wild waves his hands for their attention first.
“You switched sword arms?” Wild asks. “You’re not right-handed?”
Time doesn’t know where Wild is going with these questions, and looking around at the other Links—Hyrule waiting to use healing magic, Wind still unconscious, but the rest observing—no one else knows, either.
No one except Four, who perks up. “Wait, you were fighting with your non-dominant hand?”
Warriors sighs, then coughs. “I did say I could fight.”
“Not like that!” Wild signs. “You held off the traitors for so long!” He looks excited, but he’s the only one; the other Links look flummoxed.
“But you’re a doctor,” Sky says.
“You hung your sword on the wall!”
“I thought you were the enemy’s target?”
If the Links are flummoxed, Time thinks, Warriors is only more so, shaking his head with each comment.
“I’m sorry,” he whispers, voice faint. “I knew you thought I was just a doctor, but I didn’t… I didn’t mean to mislead you this much.
“I was a captain first, a knight of Hyrule. I only became a doctor after the war.”
Time stops breathing first.
Warriors follows a second later, toppling over into Hyrule’s lap.
Master Post / Next
#linked universe#linked universe fanfic#legend of zelda#lu time#lu warriors#lu chain#fanfic#stitching up the loose threads
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"The last couple of years, especially since I've retired from The Voice, I've just kind of been trying to be very mindful of the next thing that I do, be thoughtful about it and be sure that I'm not just doing things because I'm on the hamster wheel anymore," Shelton tells PEOPLE exclusively. "It happens, and before you know it, you go, 'My God, where have the last 10 years gone?'"
After 25 years with Warner Music Nashville, Shelton signed with a new label, BMG, earlier this year. The time off — coupled with the "big, big changes" in his career — have reignited his passion for country music.
"It was just time for a new chapter, honestly. And I'm ready for it," says Shelton, who drops his newest single, the rollicking "Texas," at midnight on Thursday, Nov. 14.
"When we just started down this road, the song just jumped out to me. There was something familiar about it — and then something that felt like a step forward at the same time," he says of the track, which could be his 30th No. 1. "It's always in the back of my mind: What's something I haven't done that's not going to make people go, 'What does he think he's doing?'"
Shelton has tried to tell Malone how much of an impact he made on him. "I don't know that he believes me. Also, I don't know if you've ever talked to Post Malone, but it's hard to get him to focus sometimes," he jokes. "I did send it to him in a text one time, and he wrote back, 'Dude, stop it.' He said something super nice back to me, which I don't want to ruin his image by saying that he's a nice guy."
Aside from shooting him to superstardom, The Voice also led him to Stefani, who is coincidentally releasing a long-anticipated album, Bouquet, on Nov. 15.
"It comes out the same day my single comes out, which is funny to both of us. I said, 'Well, at least we're not competing with each other on an album... but we just want to take over that day for one day,'" says Shelton. "We want it to be about our family — and then everybody else can have it back."
Of course, there's always exceptions, but for the most part I'm able to write my own schedule, and it feels good because after all these years of doing what I do, I know the times that I get super frustrated, and so I do protect that," he continues.
His favorite times are spent at home, watching football and being surrounded by family.
"I'm still a huge Arizona Cardinals fan. Last Sunday, I told Gwen, 'I'm having the best day.' We had family over, cooked a good meal," he recalls. "My team won. It was like, 'I want to have this day every day for the rest of my life — just laid-back family and watching football."
Shelton's undoubtedly still one of country's biggest superstars, but these days, he says, "I'm living a pretty simple life."
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So Tragic and Rare
October (pt. 6)
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Us Weekly Magazine Article

NEW MUSIC AND A NEW BEAU! Kelly Halloran spotted out with rapper Machine Gun Kelly She was gone for months and now she's back with a new look, a new sound, and a brand-new man. Keely Halloran, the former pop princess turned punk princess, has been spotted getting cozy with rapper Machine Gun Kelly (aka Colson Baker) at the grand opening of Megan Fox's newest nightclub PinkBox. Sources claim that Halloran and Baker seemed very intimate, always touching, laughing, and staying close to each other's side - signs that indicated this was not a first time meeting. Post Malone was also in attendance. The singer recently collaborated with Halloran on his song "Die For Me" (not to be confused with Halloran's new remixed version "Die 4 Me"). Post Malone and MGK are close friends so one could easily speculate that he's the link between the rapper and the rockstar. In a recent Instagram post, Halloran thanked Post Malone for helping her fall back in love with making music. Could Post Malone also be the one behind the scenes that helped her fall in love? Whatever happened, we are excited to see Halloran back on the scene, even if she is now off the market.
justmarkit Tweet Oct. 20 Keely said, "I love bad boys with her whole chest!"
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hallofan80398 Tweet Oct. 21 dating someone the complete opposite of your ex? #relatable
nolanrowing Tweet Oct. 23 calls herself bisexual and then dates a man immediately afterwards - reply to nolanrowing from nicolaqua newsflash: you can date a man and still be bisexual
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there isn't any Tween music anymore. in the 90s 11 year olds were doing the macarena to I Want Candy by aaron carter at school dances. nowadays 11 year olds are being forced to listen to the newest post malone feature on a taylor swift song while theyre all in the corner mewing and not using straws to drink their punch so they wont get wrinkles
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💋❤️Being BTS’s Secret Admirer❤️💋
Genre: Fluff, non idol au, high school au
A/N: This was originally supposed to be a Valentine’s post🫣😞
💋❤️💋❤️💋❤️💋❤️💋❤️💋❤️💋❤️💋❤️💋❤️
Jin: You leave him small goodie bags filled with Laffy Taffy’s and Super Mario gummies. There’s never a name attached to the bags, but he can always tell it’s from the same person; a light blue silk bag decorated with pastel stars. The top is perfectly wrapped with a thin purple ribbon.
| Jin hasn’t received anything from you for a week. He’s become accustomed to the daily rush to his locker to grab his little gifts; so, going without them feels torturous.
Did you stop liking him?
Have you moved on to someone else?
Did you die?
He ponders woefully as he slugs to his locker. Slowly opening it, he expects nothing but is pleasantly surprised. He sees your signature bag and a note attached.
It took me forever to find this. I hope you like it! It reminds me of you.
It’s a liquid keychain in the shape of a star. Little star flakes surround the dark blue water making it look like a small galaxy; in the middle stands a smiling astronaut grinning back at him. |
Yoongi: you leave him a small Tupperware of cut/peeled fruit; green apples, oranges, pears, and pineapples fill the containers to the brim. The top of them always has a little note of encouragement to keep him going.
| Yoongi languidly paced to his locker. He had stayed up all night studying for midterms while producing his newest demo; he looked like a dead man walking.
“Yo! Yoongi!”
“Hi, Hobi.” He lifelessly sighed as he turned the combination of his decaying lock pad.
“Rough night?”
He nodded as he opened his eyes to his locker. Inside, he found a small can of cold coffee sweating lightly, as though it had been freshly placed there. Next to it lay the usual small Chococat Tupperware filled with cut apples and peeled grapes, with a note on top.
“For you. I added the drink because I thought you needed the extra kick…”
He lightly smiled as he looked at it. He’s always surprised by how lovely you are.|
Hobi: You give him a mishmash of things: small plushies, enamel pins, and bag charms of things that remind you of him. Once you even gave him a bag of crystals and rocks you had tumbled. He can’t help but feel spoiled with all the love that you give him.
|Hoseok is always in a rush to his locker. His Snoopy keychain is chaotically thrown back and forth; hitting his Charlie Brown and Hello Kitty enamel pins as he runs past the current. He was ecstatic to see what you left him today. He finally reaches it; he can’t wait to experience your daily love again.
He looks inside to find a small silver rose necklace with a row of 7s hanging off the thin chain. He then picks up a less refined green and white beaded bracelet with bubble letters reading “Lucky boy.”
He widely smiles and giggles excitedly as he puts on his new accessories. He checks himself out in the small daisy-shaped mirror in his locker; his reflection is ruddy.
“Cute!”
He hopes he can meet you soon. |
Namjoon: You give him 2nd hand books filled with love letters and poems. The pages have a mellow yellow color that he finds comforting. You dog tag and write notes on the ones that remind him of you.
| Namjoon feels flustered when he’s at his locker. He was used to being admired, but not so intimately. He walks with his head down with a shy smile on his face. He thinks of the last poem
You gave him. “I love you straightforwardly, without complexities or pride” It makes him exposed; he doesn’t mind it. He opens his locker; what he finds is unexpected. A small letter with a small red wax seal. It has small cracks from where the wax dried too quickly, making it look sloppy; still, he opens it softly. Inside is a small, artificially aged letter.
Dearest Moonchild,
Would you allow me to float as a small star in your vast galaxy?
If only so I could stand beside
And admire you.
He leans his head onto his locker. The handwriting is shaky and the paper has unintended tears. The ink is smudged in random spots. It’s average work at best, but it means the world to him.|
V: You give him simple crochet and needle felted gifts along with small, blunt notes. He was confused at first about your intentions, but now he keeps the crocheted items on his shelf and the stack of notes next to the wall of his desk.
| “Bro, will you stop?”
Tae crinkles his eyes and turns a blush pink as his smile becomes toothy.
Jungkook caught him looking at the sticky note you left him between their shared English class.
“I can’t help it.”
Jungkook rolls his eyes so hard that they strain. He always acts like this whenever you give him something. It was the same with the crocheted heart, the needle felted bunny, and the 2 small bear plushies holding hands that you hand stitched.
“Whipped.”
He sasses as he looks at Tae, who ventured into his rose-colored world.
He couldn’t help it; the note you had given him was so sweet.
“I like the way your lips curve.”
It was simple, but spoke miles to him. Most of your notes were simple:
“Your hair looks good.”
“I made you this.”
“It’s pretty.”
This was specific for you; it was almost poetic. He looks at the sticky note and smiles sweetly. He’ll keep this one on his desk instead.|
Jungkook: You leave him endless snacks. Banana milk, shrimp crackers, and peperos fill his locker galore. He knows they’re from the same person because you leave a miffy drawing on all his snacks.
| “I’m starving. Jungkook, can you share some of your snacks with me?” Jin groans.
“Fuck no.”
“Why not?” He demands.
“ Cause it’s mine and it’s special.” He goads.
“You’re an ass.” Jin sighs as he lays his head down on his desk.
Jungkook wasn’t lying when he said they were special; obviously, they’re nothing but convenience store snacks delicately stuffed into his locker. Still, knowing that someone spent enough time to give him gifts filled him with warmth. He quickly finishes the bag of chips and looks at the little rabbit drawing on the side of the bag; without fail, you leave that drawing on everything you give him. He traces it lightly with his fingers, pondering how you look. If you’re as sweet and cute as your gifts make you seem to be; you might be the complete opposite. You could be tough, even nasty, but Jungkook doesn’t think he’d mind either way. He just wants to see you.
“Jungkook, teacher’s on his way,” Jin whispers.
“Oh shit!”
He’ll meet you one day. |
Jimin: You leave him flowers from your mother’s flower shop and Sonny angels. He is confused on why you give them, but he uses the angels as good luck charms.
| Jimin is devastated.
The white and blue daisies you had given him on Monday had begun to wilt. He sulked to his mother with dewy eyes.
“Why don’t you try pressing them?” She said softly.
He grabs last year's math textbook and opens it to a random page. He leaves the book spread as he carefully clips the stems of his precious gift. He places them over the printed equations and begins to close the book. It feels wrong as he presses down the cover and sees the beginning crinkling between the pages; he’s ruining something beautiful, but he has to. He needs to preserve it. He never knows what can happen. He places a large textbook on it and leaves it overnight. He can’t look at it.
He wakes up early to look at the flowers. The petals flatten and come off in place; he can see the pollen dusting off, giving the obsolete textbook a muddy yellow look. Still, he smiles fondly at the flowers; it’s imperfect, but beautiful. He takes a picture of it and leaves it as his wallpaper. He looks at it during his breaks and it gives him butterflies.
The next day you give him dwarf sunflowers. |
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#idol x reader#kpop fanfic#bts fanfic#bts imagines#bts x reader#kpop fluff#bts ff#bts scenarios#bts fic#bts x gn reader#bts x fem!reader#bts x plus size reader#bts x chubby reader#bts x male reader#bts x y/n#bts x you#bts x poc#kim namjoon x you#jungkook x y/n#jung hoseok x reader#min yoongi x reader#jimin x reader#jin x reader#kim taehyung x reader#kpop x gender neutral reader#kpop x reader#kim namjoon x y/n#kim seokjin x reader#non idol au#idol x male reader
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been thinking about how in the amc show lestat is going to be a modern and famous musician and thinking about who would want to collab with him and who would be apathetic toward him and who would be like FUCK YOU how dare you come up with this ELABORATE RUSE to lie to the public for CLOUT!
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people who want to collab with him
lil nas x. like, the vampire lestat would be so on brand for him. as soon as he knows that lestat exists he would be like hello yes lets make some gay shit together and piss off the christians
chappel roan. they're out here covering each other's songs but changing the pronouns to keep them gay. they're swapping fashion advice. probably do a few shows together in the missouri arkansas louisana area
sabrina carpenter gives him full permission to do me espresso and please please please covers
mainly neutral
olivia rodrigo is just. a little upset that he's out here milking the vampire thing so soon after her single. she doesn't want to work with him and she's not like, enemies with him, but she thinks it's in poor taste. like wait a second man my song's only a year old!
post malone collabs with everyone and really WANTS to collab with lestat but lestat is not interested
lana del rey. everyone is trying to get her to work with him but she's not interested
despised
taylor swift really hates him. he is the subject of her newest feud and he's just like. hm. i do not... how you say... care? which makes her even more angry. we do get a very good concept album out of it though because she channels some of her anger about his whole thing into a vampire album. like ha two can play at this game.
he really wants boy genius to like him because he thinks they're very cool and good at what they do. they don't, though. he's really bitter about that. "where is this queer solidarity they speak of? where is it for ME!??!!"
drake. he's like come on this guy says he kills people?!?!? and then everyone's like yeah. sure. but he doesn't date minors. and then lestat says "of course not! i was a father!" and drake's like HE HELPED KILL HER WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!? and lestat is like "hm yes. i Did do that. but am i attacking daniel molloy with untrue accusations when he knows all of my deepest secrets? i thought not." and drake is just seething in the corner
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Ten songs + ten people
Rules: put your music on shuffle and list the first ten songs that come up, then tag other people
thank you for the tag @outer-edges! you’re awesome <3
1. I’m Coming After You - Owl City
2. London Boy - Taylor Swift
3. Want Me Back - Cody Fry
4. Circles - Post Malone
5. I Warned Myself - Charlie Puth
6. Cruel Summer - Bananarama
7. Mia & Sebastian’s Theme - Justin Hurwitz (La La Land)
8. Overdrive - Conan Gray
9. Strange Clouds - ufo ufo
10. Our Love - Cody Fry
basically i have only pop taste bc sad slow music is NOT my jam 💀 but consider this my plug for cody fry if you like pop mixed with orchestra. idk how to explain it but it’s really cool!! his newest albums flying and pictures of mountains are chef’s kiss.
i think everyone i know to tag has already been tagged 😭 so idk if you want to do this then i tag you!! lemme see your fire music taste!
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twitter.com/NoahKahan/status/1681093489549869056?s=20
"The reaction to Dial Drunk has been so incredible and so overwhelming. I never know when or why a song is going to land and to see the meaning and connection you have drawn from this track has inspired me in a way I have never been inspired before."
"You can only imagine my shock and excitement when Post told me he wanted to not only sing on it, but write his own verse. I have been listening to Post Malone since White Iverson dropped, even covering Congratulations right when my career was beginning."
PM (Also Republic Records label like TS) added CS to playlist. There were rumors of a CS collaboration. But ouch on 2022 PM label delay- variety.com/2022/music/news/post-malone-album-delay-manager-label-1235150732/
Lol- NK also recently went to July 15 Eras Tour- he wore a tee with karma written on it under an embellished denim dress shirt. [He is on Republic Records label. I wonder if he got tix via label- also he recently charted #1 above folklore & evermore on Alternative chart.] twitter.com/likedaylightxx/status/1680401766586916864?s=20
NK funny live tweets (newest to oldest)- made me laugh like Flavor Flav:
July 16 Replying to @pasteltayswift
Reputation entrance was wild but I just loved listening to her sing anything from folklore and watching her enjoy the moment was really special
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Taylor this hangover is your fault
It’s like 10 different shows
Gotta piss so bad but it’s champagne problems so gonna let these trousers prove their worth ladies and gentleman
An unstoppable force
She knows
She’s just great
This Taylor swift shit so cool
Retweeted The Swift Society
@NoahKahan is at tonight's show!
Live tweeting the Taylor show (I’ll tweet once and then become dehydrated and turn my phone off)
July 9 I’m caught in a flash flood listening to folklore bitch I’m about to become folk lore
Noah’s Eras tweets were hilarious. I wonder if maybe they got a project in the works.
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