#post canon david and patrick

[legalgal421]

Coming this week to AO3.

[sspaz1000]

Explain

The word of the week is Explain, thanks @schittscreekdrabbleblog!

When Patrick gets home from work he notices that David isn’t in the house. They’ve turned their shed into a workspace, when the other is using the office. Patrick heads out to the shed and sees David painting. The strokes are hurried and frantic. Patrick taps on the door quietly so he doesn’t startle David. 

“Hey,” he says. 

“Hi,” David replies. 

“Want to explain this one to me?”

“Not yet, bad anxiety day.”

Patrick reaches for David and pulls him in for a soft kiss. “I’ll go start some soup for dinner. Come in when you are ready.”

“Thank you.”

[thealmightea]

🔁 reblog if you ship this couples like me...

[ come back for more to check for the newest because believe me when I said this will continue til the end of time ^^ because apparently I like collecting ships like collecting stamps or coins or cards. ]

[ there's canon and non-canon here, so if you don't like them as a couple/don't ship them/your ship is not here, don't come at me pls T.T ]

[ if there is good movies or series that you want to recommend to me and you think I should watch them, reply on my post down below at the end of this post or send me a message ;) ]

in alphabetical order

9-1-1 - Eddie and Buck (Buddie)

9-1-1 Lone Star - Carlos and T.K (Tarlos)

Addicted - Gu Hai and Bai Luoyin (Haioyin/Heroin)

Addicted - You Qi and Yang Meng

Alles was zählt - Deniz and Roman (Dero)

All of Us Strangers - Adam and Harry

Arrêstes avec tes mensonges - Thomas and Stéphane

Animal Kingdom - Deran and Adrian (Derdrian)

Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe - Aristotle and Dante (Aridante)

As The World Turn - Noah and Luke (Nuke)

Brothers & Sisters - Kevin and Scotty

Call Me By Your Name - Oliver and Elio (Olio)

Casualty - Jez and Mickey

Class - Matteusz and Charlie

Cuffs - Simon and Jake

Days Of Our Own - Sonny and Will (Wilson)

Dead Boy Detective - Charles and Edwin (Charwin)

Degrassi - Dylan and Marco

Degrassi - Miles and Tristan

Degrassi - Riley and Zane (Ziley)

Demain Nous Appartient - Rayane and Jack (Jayane)

EastEnders - Christian and Syed (Chryed)

El Cor De La Ciutat - Iago and Max (Maxiago)

El juego de las llaves - Valentin and Daniel

Emmerdale - Robert and Aaron (Robron)

Eu Não Quero Voltar Sozinho and Hoje Eu Quero Voltar Sozinho - Gabriel and Leonardo

Élite - Omar and Ander (Omander)

Eyewitness - Lukas and Phillip (Philkas)

Fellow Travelers - Hawk and Tim

Firebird - Roman and Sergey

Fisica O Quimica - Fernando and David

Free! - Makoto and Haru (Makoharu)

Free! - Rei and Nagisa (Nagirei)

Free! - Sōsuke and Rin

Freier Fall - Kay and Marc

Glee - Blaine and Kurt (Klaine)

Goede tijden, slechte tijden - Lucas and Edwin (Ludwin)

Grey's Anatomy - Nico and Levi (Schmico)

Hannibal - Hannibal and Will (Hannigram)

Hawaii Five O - Steve and Danno (McDanno)

Heartstopper - Nick and Charlie (Narlie)

Hit The Floor - Zero and Jude (Zude)

How To Get Away With Murder - Connor and Oliver (Coliver)

Hunter X Hunter - Leorio and Kurapika (Leopika)

In The Flesh - Simon and Kieren (Siren)

Interview with The Vampire - Lestat and Louis (Loustat)

Julie and The Phantoms - Alex and Willie

Kuroko no Basket - Aomine and Kise (Aokise)

Kuroko no Basket - Kagami and Kuroko (Kagakuro)

Kuroko no Basket - Kiyoshi and Hyūga (Kiyouga)

Kuroko no Basket - Midorima and Takao (Midokao)

Kuroko no Basket - Murasakibara and Himuro (Murahimu)

Legacies - Ben and Jed (Benjed)

Les Misérables - Enjolras and Grantaire (Enjoltaire)

Looking - Eddie and Agustín

Looking - Kevin and Patrick

Looking - Richie and Patrick

Love and Deepspace - Sylus and Xavier (Crowstar)

Love and Deepspace - Zayne and Rafayel (Snowfish)

Love Simon - Simon and Bram

Love Victor - Victor and Benji (Venji)

Man In An Orange Shirt - Steve and Adam

Man In An Orange Shirt - Michael and Thomas (Berrymarch)

Mario - Mario and Leon

Matthias & Maxime - Matthias and Maxime

MCU - Steve and Bucky (Stucky)

MCU - Spiderman and Deadpool (Spideypool)

MCU - Wolverine and Deadpool (Poolverine)

Merlí - Pol and Bruno (Brunol)

Merlin - Arthur and Merlin (Merthur)

Merlin - Percival and Gwaine (Perwaine)

Mo Dao Zu Shi / The Untamed - Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian (Wangxian)

Nadie Nos Va A Extrañar - Alex and Rafa

O Beijo do Escorpião - Paulo and Miguel

One Live To Life - Oliver and Kyle

Oz - Chris and Tobias

Please Like Me - Arnold and Josh

Please Like Me - Geoffrey and Josh

Prisma - Daniele and Andrea (Dandrea

Queer As Folk - Ben and Michael

Queer As Folk - Brian and Justin (Britin)

Queer As Folk - Drew and Emmett

Queer As Folk - Ted and Blake

Raw - Geoff and Pavel

Rebelde -Luka and Okane

Red White And Royal Blue - Alex and Henry (Firstprince)

Roswell New Mexico - Michael and Alex (Malex)

Rykter - Mathias and Erik

Salatut Elämät - Lari and Elias (Larias)

Sala Samobójców - Aleksander and Dominik

Schloss Einstein - Noah and Colin (Nolin)

School 2013 - Heungsoo and Namsoon (Heungsoon)

Sense8 - Lito and Hernando

Sex Education - Adam and Eric

Shadowhunters - Magnus and Alec (Malec)

Shadowhunters - Raphael and Simon

Shameless - Ian and Mickey (Gallavich)

Skam - Even and Isak (Evak)

Skam Belgium (Wtfock) - Sander and Robbe (Sobbe)

Skam France - Eliott and Lucas (Elu)

Skam Germany (Druck) - David and Matteo (Datteo)

Skam Italia - Niccolo and Martino (Martinico)

Solo - Oskar and Milo

Spartacus - Agron and Nasir (Nagron)

Spartacus - Barca and Pietros (Bietros)

Station 19 - Travis and Emmett

Suits - Harvey and Mike

Supernatural - Dean and Castiel (Destiel)

Tatort Saarbrücken - Adam Schürk and Leo Hölzer (Hörk)

Teen Wolf - Danny and Ethan

Teen Wolf - Derek and Stiles (Sterek)

The Eagle - Marcus and Esca (Mesca)

The Halcyon - Toby and Adil

The Magicians - Quentin and Eliot (Queliot)

The Maze Runner - Newt and Thomas (Newtmas)

The Night Shift - Drew and Rick

The Old Guard - Joe and Nicky (Joenicky)

The Originals - Aiden and Josh (Jaiden)

The Silmarillion - Melkor and Mairon (Angbang)

The Society - Sam and Grizz

The Walking Dead - Aaron and Eric

Torchwood - Jack and Ianto (Janto)

Verbotene Liebe - Oliver and Christian (Chrolli)

Voltron Legendary Defender - Keith and Lance (Klance)

Waterloo Road - Preston and Kai

Young Royal - Wilhelm and Simon (Wilmon)

Yuri! On Ice - Victor and Yuuri (Victuuri)

... to be continued ...

❣ Give me some recs pls ❣

[bibewilderedandbuck]

So u know how in schitts creek patrick sees david has no plans for his bday and so he asks david to dinner?? And patrick wants it to be a date but then David BRINGS STEVIE. Who then convinces her queer best friend that the guy they thought was straight really wanted to date him??? AND THEN SHE WAS RIGHT

Its just giving bucktommy parallels and i can’t stop thinking about it

So anyway:

post the hurricane, maybe during the harbor tour, Tommy mentions hes turning 40 but he’s got no family left and his crew let him off for the day (which unfortunately means they DON’T have the day off- they have a surprise party planned later but he doesn’t know that yet).

And buck blinks at him like????? You’re spending your FORTIETH BIRTHDAY ALONE????

And Tommy laughs cause it’s not a big deal (even if he secretly wishes it was a big deal).

And buck does Not take no for answer. He WILL be cooking him a cake and a special made dinner “whats your favorite food? Name it? As long as it can bake in a pan and feeds a football team, I can probably put something together. Or i’ll take you out! Yes i’ll take u out, name the place.”

And maybe Buck presents him with a gift that is part of the capsized boat they rescued bobthena from. And its framed and its got a cute note thats like “the day we met and the mouth static that changed all of our lives”

Only TOMMY DOESN’T think it’s a date (yikes) so he invited Lucy (double yikes). And she ends up telling him that actually Buck is a romantic DUNCE and DOES want to date tommy but is bad at realizing how secretly bi he is (even tho she suspected it from the beginning (she did not)).

And the story only really diverges from canon there bc tommy comes to buck’s place to talk about Eddie and the Failed Date(TM). And kisses buck about it and then actually SAYS the word “date” when he asks buck out this time and its great and lovely and maybe the second date sucks

but tommy has that framed piece of metal from an up turned ship and he decides to accept Buck’s coffee date proposal.

And the rest is living in my head rent free :)

[kiwiana-writes]

2023 Writing Round Up

Thanks @welcometololaland and @rmd-writes for the tags! It’s been a weird year; there was definitely a point at which I thought I was done with sharing my writing publicly, but here we are 😂

JANUARY

Brain break 😁

FEBRUARY

We knew we were the fortunate ones [The Last of Us; Bill/Frank; rated E; 2,294 words]

First times are both awkward and exciting, apocalypse or no apocalypse.

MARCH

My mind has been expanded [Schitt’s Creek; David/Patrick; rated T; 422 words]

In which the author David finds out their his spouse has never seen Rocky Horror

Got me an appetite, now I can taste it [Schitt’s Creek; David/Patrick; rated E; 3,002 words]

Kink!verse s05e12: chastity cage for @minerforaheartofgold

APRIL-JUNE

Brain break 😁

JULY

We were supposed to find this [RWRB; Alex/Henry; rated M; 3,384 words]

The canon-adjacent soulmarks fic

Honey lips and words so true [RWRB; Alex/Henry; rated E; 1,580 words]

A smutty little prompt fill for @rmd-writes

All the city lights on the water [RWRB; Alex/Henry; rated T; 500 words]

A series of NYE drabbles as a prompt fill for @hullomoon

Before this all goes grey [RWRB; Alex/Henry; rated T; 455 words]

A painfully soft Paris morning prompt fill for @stereopticons

Looking like our bodies might fuse [RWRB; Alex/Henry; rated T; 637 words]

Post-canon paparazzi feelings prompt fill for @hullomoon

Just come along, baby, take my hand [RWRB; Alex/Henry; rated E; 1,335 words]

The ‘Alex and Henry watch Netflix’s How to Build a Sex Room’ fic @celeritas2997 made me write

Feel your hands in my hair and you whisper my name [RWRB; Alex/Henry; rated E; 2,508 words]

The barbershop meet-horny for @celeritas2997

AUGUST

With so much of my heart (that none is left to protest) [RWRB; Alex/Henry; rated E; 65,586 words]

Actor AU, Alex and Henry performing in a queer reimagining of Much Ado About Nothing

SEPTEMBER

Bukkake Breaky Heart [RWRB; Alex/Henry; rated E; 2,532 words]

Alex has a fantasy. Henry makes it happen.

Empty your heart of its mortal dream [RWRB; Alex/Henry; rated G; 3,641 words]

Alex steps inside a fairy circle and Fey Prince Henry appears

The star to every wandering bark [RWRB; Alex/Henry; rated T; 3,895 words]

A 5+1 coda set during the epilogue of With so much of my heart (that none is left to protest)

I don’t know if I should go with XX Pro or Valencia [RWRB; Alex/Henry; rated T; 2,854 words]

Henry sends a thirst trap to his ex… or does he?

OCTOBER

Kinktober 2023 [RWRB; Alex/Henry; rated E; 6,200 words]

31 days, 31 kinky double drabbles

I’ve carried this song in my mind [RWRB; Arthur&Henry, Alex/Henry; rated T; 2,529 words]

Five times Arthur tries to get Alex and Henry together from beyond the grave, and one time two times his intervention isn’t needed.

Handprints in wet cement [RWRB; Alex/Henry; rated E; 2,421 words]

Five things Henry learned during his Oxford Slut Phase that he shared with Alex, and one thing they learned together.

NOVEMBER

Puck It [RWRB; Alex/Henry; rated E; 9,739 words]

College AU, Alex as a NCAA division I, NHL-drafted hockey player

Kinda think that I might be his type [RWRB; Alex/Henry, Alex&Bea; rated E; 12,864 words]

Alex agrees to be his friend's fake boyfriend for a weekend. He is not prepared for his friend's brother.

A Practical Arrangement [RWRB; Alex/Henry; rated E; WIP 1/3 chapters, 6,136 words published, to be finished before the end of the year]

An anachronism stew, royalty-arranged-marriage AU

DECEMBER

All Those Christmas Clichés [RWRB; Alex/Henry; rated M; WIP 16/25 chapters, 4,800 words published]

Daily triple drabbles: snapshots of the lead-up to Christmas 2023.

Puck It Real Good [RWRB; Alex/Henry; rated E; 1,793 words]

A smutty interlude set during Puck It

Tagging @affectionatelyrs @anincompletelist @cha-melodius @clottedcreamfudge @cricketnationrise @dumbpeachjuice @getmehighonmagic @happiness-of-the-pursuit @hgejfmw-hgejhsf @indestructibleheart @inexplicablymine @myheartalivewrites @sparklepocalypse @stereopticons @tintagel-or-cockleshells and, as always, anyone who wants to play!

[farm-witches-fic-recs]

Our farm witch friends really delivered with their faves last month and we're here this week to share the last of that list. Thank you to everyone who responded to pass along the fics you love and help keep this fandom reading (and writing)!

Check these community fave works out and leave the authors some love!

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Bound by symmetry (barelypink) “I am and always will be a sucker for a slow burn. This one is a diamond.”

Goodwill (@spiders-hth-is-an-outlier) “I don't know why I love this as much as I do. It's really sad, but also really joyful. It unfolds so beautifully. I love all the introspection. And the socks. I'll always love the socks.” 

If not now (MoreHuman, swat117) “There is no truer test of a relationship than all the time in the world.”

If you say run, I’ll run with you (upbeat) “Wonderful, different take on the wedding.”

Language of Love (pandorasdaydream) “This series takes the 22 min tv episodes and fills in the moments we don’t see. David and Patrick are fleshed out, while staying true to Dan Levy’s characters. The series is beautifully written and developed.”

Left unsaid (@treepyful) “A very detailed day in the life of a rare pair in the Fandom. Like, so so detailed. But every word is glorious and intentional, and somehow, though there's only like 6 words of dialog in the entire fic, so much gets said. Also, there's one of the most incredible descriptions of a thunderstorm that I've ever read.”

Neither snow, nor rain (middyblue) “Christmas slow-burn.”

Post hoc ergo propter hoc (various) “I love all of the installments in this political AU because I liked the West Wing a lot but it was never queer enough. This series has all the humor and dialogue and romance and Queer Feelings (tm) you might ever wish for in a beltway workplace drama, plus President Johnny Rose and Stevie Budd as his (eventual) chief of staff.” 

Prismatic (thetrustytaco) **WIP**  “You only see b&w until you get close to your soulmate! Gah! Not finished but so good so far!!”

Sleepless (@wellschitt) “This fic is funny, sexy, and full of heart, and at just over 10k, it's the perfect length for a reread (or in my case many, many rereads) when you need a quick pick me up on a stressful day.”

Time until the end of time (@ships-to-sail, yourbuttervoicedbeau (@kiwiana-writes)) “I've been into the idea of a waiting room on the way to the after life for a long time, and this piece totally does our characters justice. If you have an ache in your life, it will knead it and might even heal you a bit.”

Value added (theMaura) “Short. Hilarious.”

Vampires Are People Too! (@petrodobreva) “It's a rare thing indeed for a fic author to create a unique, fully realized alternative world while still holding on to the spirit of the canon work that we all know and love, but that's exactly what petrodobreva manages to pull off in this teen vampire AU.” 

Winning the Game (@ladyflowdi) “One of the most hilarious laugh-out-loud fics in the fandom.” 

[randomfoggytiger]

X-Files Collector's Edition: Mulder, To Jew or Not to Jew

While there is no canonical confirmation about fans' (and David Duchovny's and Vince Gilligan's) theories concerning Mulder's Jewish heritage, these fics say "who cares?" and explore the topic, anyway.

Loose chronolgical order below~

@ghostbustermelanieking/skuls’s november 27, 1973

AU-- Different outcomes of that fateful day in the Mulder family household.

David Hearne's As Long As It's Not Patrick Swayze

Post Shadows Mulder and Scully watch a movie and bat religious ideas back and forth.

@leiascully's (Ao3) 

OctoberFicFest Day 2: Eat

Post One Breath Mulder is surprised that Maggie wants to take care of him.

Blasphemy?

Post IWTB Mulder is in Biblical times with sandals and disciples... or is he?

@writingwell/RocketMan's (Alt. Gossamer, Xanadu) Elsewhere

Mulder and Scully's car slides off the road; and the two hole up in a Lutheran church, discussing how they're never safe but never bored.

Summer's These Dreams

Mulder and Scully share a dream: saving Jewish aliens from Nazis.

@contrivedcoincidences6/Spooky66/geektime66's

Not Alone (Ao3)

Mulder reflects on religion, faith, and his lack thereof.

i_gaze_at_scully's Unnamed

Mulder is hit hard after a case involving the death of children at the hands of a pedophile.

Thalia D'Muse's Different Religion

Post Never Again Mulder ponders on the ouroboros of it all, and how much the truth has replaced his childhood beliefs.

Lapsed_Scholar's

Atonement

Part 1: Post Memento Mori Scully is furious that Mulder ghosts her for the weekend... then finds out he's turned to a neglected part of his identity out of sheer desperation to save her life.

Lights

Part 2: AU-- Emily lives, grows up with Mulder and Scully, and becomes interested in Mulder's Jewish heritage.

Heirloom

Part 3 (a prequel to Lights): AU-- 13 year old Emily expresses interest in Mulder's heritage; and is reassured that she is his daughter no matter what.

A Devil's Office 

AU-- Mulder does not leave in S9, staying home with William while Scully and Doggett and Reyes get caught up in a demon case. He later confesses to Reyes how much his son reminds him of his sister.

Beshter's Seasons: Fourth

Small mentions of Mulder's Jewish lineage slowly peek through, then spill over in a deluge of family history during the Kaddish case.

Meredith's (Alt. Tumblr)

Catching the Train

Kaddish Mulder wants to wrap up the case as fast as possible to get he and Scully back on the curing-her-cancer track.

The Sin of Submission

Sein und Zeit Mulder thinks his actions might have hurt Scully like Bill Mulder's had Tena. She swiftly reassures him.

bcfan's Hanukkah

Post Kaddish Scully buys Mulder a menorah. He assures her he's a multicultural guy.

@mollybecameanengineer/Sareki’s My Beloved (Tumblr)

AU-- Post Kaddish Mulder, shaken by Nazis and Hasidic Jews and Ariel, rushes into Scully's motel room and tells her his feelings.

incidental's (Alt. Tumblr) Into the Red Sea

Post Redux II Maggie finds Mulder in her church; and they have a conversation about his similarity to Moses's extended family.

Laura Blaurosen's In the Valley of Sorek

Post The Red and the Black Scully is scared to sleep. Mulder keeps her company, and later changes their flights so she can rest.

@amplifyme/wonderland/Lydia Bower’s

Reconciliation (Tumblr, Ao3)

Post All Souls Mulder picks Scully up from her church; and opens up about his religious past and current agnostic position.

denynothing1/Barbara D.'s Illuminations (Gossamer)

Post Drive Scully finds Mulder stumbling through his mother's Sabbatical routine. Tena had cut her son from the rituals, painting him with the same brush as her Nazi-sympathizing husband.

@mchalowitz's (Ao3) un-mulder

Pre-How the Ghosts Stole Christmas Scully is surprised by Mulder's storage wreath.

@90stvqueen/thesexfiles's Carol of the Narcissist and the Naysayer

AU-- Post How the Ghosts Stole Christmas Scully drops in with gifts, and opens a conversation that leads to more.

@aloysiavirgata’s (Ao3, WBM, Gossamer, LJ, Alt. LJ)

The Waters of Babylon (Ao3)

Mulder spends his time in Arcadia recalling on the one time he saw his parents in-love and happy and comparing it to his own failed marriage and relationships.

Gifts/Corundum and Ourania

Post The Goldberg Variation Mulder buys Scully wicked expensive earrings, curtesy of a local jeweler named Herschel.

Unnamed 

Post S9 Mulder and Scully, out-of-practice Jew and lapsed Catholic, spend a weekend ribbing each other over ham, lamb, and The Ten Commandments.

By Falling In And In - 3/5

AU-- William grows up with his parents... but that doesn't mean he's safe from the many misadventures and dangers of being a Mulder-Scully.

@cecilysass/cecily_sass/Cecily Sasserbaum’s The Gentle Art of Dream Interpretation (Ao3)

Mulder dreams of himself, his friends, and his enemies as French Jews during the persecution in Paris. He finds Scully outside; and the two of them finally discuss the topic-- and turn a new page.

DaynaFoxe's The Return of Samantha Mulder

AU-- Post Sein und Zeit Samantha is returned, alive and unaged. Mulder becomes her guardian; and Scully takes them both under her wing as they all readjust (Hanukkah and Christmas included.)

Beduini/beduini's Hurricane Season

AU-- S9 Mulder and Scully and William are trapped with the other disgruntled Scullys during a hurricane.

@sigritandtheelves/DarlaBlack’s Advent (Tumblr)

Mulder and Scully's Christmases develop over the years, mixing in elements of their partnership and family life as they do their best to stop Colonization and save (most of) the world.

Susan Proto's

Barbecue Series 10

AU-- S7 Maggie celebrates Mulder's Jewish holiday with he and Scully and Charlie... and Charlie is not happy.

Barbecue Series 17

AU-- S7 Tena sends her son, fresh from the hospital after a recent round of torture, a special gift.

Life Cycles 15 - The Grand Entrance

AU-- S9 Mulder joins a Jewish church; and Scully's pain tolerance is, once again, proven to be higher than expected (hint: their second child is born very fast and, one could say, very inconveniently.)

IShouldBeWriting's Together We Believe

Post IWTB Mulder's cousin draws he and Scully into a Jewish lore case. Scully sighs, resigned, and gets down to work.

@mangokiwitropicalswirl's (Ao3) The Seventh Time He Asked

IWTB (or Revival) Scully is ready, finally, to get married after listening to years of Mulder's various creative proposals.

@cock-holliday/biggayyeehaw’s Mulder, Scully, Skinner, Reyes, Doggett, and good old Cigarette Smoking Man himself were in a room with a tied-up Chris Carter

It's crack time; and CC has a lot of questions to (not) answer.

Thank you for reading~

Enjoy!

[s0apshipping]

vic ; they/it/he ; bisexual ; transmasc (💉3.31.23) ; march ‘98 (♓️🐯) ; american (NY) ; white ; neurodivergent (autism + ADHD) ; mentally ill ; disabled ; furry and fursuiter ; therian ΘΔ ; fictionkin ; Gaymer™️ ; selfshipper ; biology major (with a focus on zoology and epidemiology) ; wildlife rehab worker ; probably the cringiest person on this bitch of an earth

main: @guzmacore

this is a soapshipping/fight club sideblog here so that i don’t overwhelm my followers w it on my main. my main is @guzmacore and that’s where i follow and like posts from btw!

also probably will post stuff related to se7en (david mills is my boyfwend and i also ship mills x somerset), primal fear, american psycho, and other movies that are tangentially related to fc

i’m also a massive furfag and selfshipper, and i ship my cringy shitty fursona w tyler/jack/marla/david mills/aaron roy stampler/patrick bateman (among various other characters, i’ll make a carrd sometime listing all my FO’s). so possibly expect some cringe in that front if u can handle it :3 selfship posts abt them will be tagged #owo stuff

i do roleplay, so feel free to ask if you want to rp! adults only please. doesn’t matter if ‘sfw’ or not - absolutely no minors. in terms of this blog i would do rps based on tyler x jack (soapshipping), tyler x marla, jack x marla, david mills x tyler (crossover ship), david mills x jack (crossover ship), jack x patrick bateman (crossover ship), tyler x patrick bateman (crossover ship), or david/aaron roy stampler/jack/tyler/marla/patrick x my fursona (selfship). im ok with playing any of the aforementioned canon characters…and my fursona of course lol.

i’m also interested in c0/mission/s so if you’d draw selfship art of my fursona with tyler/narrator/marla/david mills/aaron roy stampler ….then hit me upppp

i don’t take myself very seriously on this blog as a forewarning lol

this ain’t ur daddy’s soapshipping/fc blog. if u dont wanna see an edgy cringe furry posting self-insert yaoi faggot shit, this prolly isn’t for u

i sometimes post suggestive/mild (non explicit) n.s.f.w content here but it will all be tagged. also if you’re under 18 pls blacklist #minors dni

🚫 no LGBTQ-phobes of any kind, ableists/saneists, racists, sexists, terfs, truscum/transmeds, proship/anti/whatever, tcc (real killer fetishizers), maps/zoos, meaningless tumblr discourse propagators (ace/pan/mogai discourse or any other dumb infighting identity-policing wastes of time), ‘cringe culture’ supporting fuckwits, anti furs, gatekeepers, general dickheads, etc. [you wouldn’t like me anyways :3c] go steal some middle schooler’s lunch money or something 🚫

[mostlyinthemorning]

20 Qs for Fic Writers

Thanks to @blackandwhiteandrose for the tag!

How many works do you have on ao3?

136

What's your total ao3 word count?

868,092

What fandoms do you write for?

Schitt's Creek

Top five fics by kudos:

Where Have All the Flowers Gone?

Second Best 

Saved to Voicemail 

Stick Handling 

Sometimes, Home Is a Person

Do you respond to comments?

I do my best but I've fallen off a bit lately. But I love and appreciate every one!

What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

Nearly every fic I write has a happy ending, but I guess It's Better This Way is maybe the angstiest.

What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

They're all pretty happy?

Do you get hate on fics?

No, thankfully.

Do you write smut?

Mmhmm.

Craziest crossover:

I've only written one crossover, but The Feelings Closet is a Schitt's Creek/RPF crossover where David Rose meets Noah Reid, so I guess that's pretty crazy.

Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Not that I know of.

Have you ever had a fic translated?

No, but that would be amazing!

Have you ever cowritten a fic before?

I've done group writes, but not an actual co-write.

All time favourite ship?

"David & Patrick is always my big cruise ship." - @stereopticons (I'm also keeping this.)

What's a wip you want to finish but doubt you ever will?

Oh yikes. There are a few, but especially the bakery reno reality show fic and the one where David is a magical street artist who is slightly out of control. Alas, there they are, in my WIP folder, unfinished.

What are your writing strengths?

Plot and worldbuilding.

What are your writing weaknesses?

Commas and keeping track of body parts.

Thoughts on dialogue in another language?

I think it's fun when done well, but I've never done it.

First fandom you wrote in?

Here we are.

Favourite fic you've written?

Fic-wise, my favourite will always be Sometimes, Home is a Person which is me basically writing the post-canon future for David and Patrick that I wanted to see.

Original writing wise, I'm very proud of This Sweet Magic, which I published this February. A whole actual book!

Tagging @chelle-68, @dinnfameron, @missgeevious, @flowertrigger

[ramonaflow]

This or That [David/Patrick edition]

Thank you for the tags @flowertrigger @mammameesh @a-noble-dragon @saraminia and @hippolotamus ❤️🥰

Open Mic performance or Willkommen / Brewer-Rose or Rose-Brewer / quiet sex at Ray’s or sneaky sex at the motel / service top!Patrick or thirsty bottom!Patrick / “designated grapes” or “you’re my Mariah Carey” / David has an art studio in the cottage or Patrick sets up a veggie patch / wedding reception missing scene or post-Jake's house missing scene / bratty sub!David or competent Dom!David / David’s wedding vows or Olive Branch lip-sync / David and Ronnie's friendship or Patrick and Ronnie's rivalry / Patrick calling the Roses 'Johnny and Moira' or David calling the Brewers 'mum and dad' / pet names or no pet names / backseat car sex or backroom make outs / AU fics or canon compliant / they get a dog or cat / David in a skirt or Patrick in his baseball outfit / early morning sleepy sex or late night couch sex / BDE!Patrick or disaster gay!Patrick / Patrick’s habit of neck kisses or David’s habit of shoulder rubbing / last scene of Meet the Parents or last scene of Start Spreading the News

Some of these were just too hard so I refuse to choose 😅

I'm tagging @rainbowcoloredpalmtrees @smblmn @beaiola @trickiwooao3 @jamilas-pen

@demora00 @wordthieve @smallumbrella369 @stargazer56 @filet-o-feelings

@olderthanyourmom @alienajackson @queenmabcreates @characterassassination-at-9am @carolrain

@mrs-f-darcy @tyfinn @stereopticons @njwoman and anyone else who wants to 🩷

[legalgal421]

Read on AO3!

[sspaz1000]

Trip

I used a random generator for the list of prompts from @schittscreekdrabbleblog. I ended up with 2 which was Trip. I also added in from a post of Hot Traits, when someone wears the others clothing. This is 100 words, but my gut is telling me that this definitely isn’t finished, so I may expand upon this. 

It was the first day of their 5th anniversary trip and David woke up before Patrick. He slipped out of bed and went into the living room. He opened the balcony door and breathed in the fresh ocean air. A soft breeze made David shiver. He grabbed Patrick’s hoodie. Slipping it on, he headed back outside. He closed his eyes and listened to the waves crashing along the shore.  David didn’t notice Patrick had slipped outside. 

“Good morning.” Patrick whispered, sitting down in David’s lap. “I really enjoy when you wear my clothes.” He leaned in for a quick kiss.

[smallumbrella369]

Fic Master List

Music Moves Him 

Rated: M 

Posted: 2020-01-07

Story: Set right after grad night. David is overly cautious. Patrick wants more. Featuring a very sexy song by Two Feet 

The truest thing he knows 

Rated: E 

Posted: 2020-01-12

Story:Canon, missing scene, takes place the night before 6:1 Patrick dances for David.

Quick and Dirty 

Rated: E 

Posted: 2020-02-12

Story:Whiskey or whatever with Jake.

Bloom 

Rated: T 

Posted: 2020-02-15

Story:Alternate meeting/pining

You Are Gold 

Rated: E 

Posted: 2020-04-12

Story: David and Patrick meet in a canon adjacent timeline.

A One Time Thing 

Rated: E 

Posted: 2020-05-07

Story:What happens after Jake says, “Let’s all be with us.” 

My Heart is like Paper (yours is like a flame) 

Rated: E 

Posted: 2020-08-24

Story:Alternate Universe. Painter!David/Musician!Patrick 

Painter David Rose owns a warehouse in Schitt's Creek. He's trying very hard not to connect with people right now.

Business major Patrick Brewer is newly out and wants nothing more than to connect as his true self.

Stranded! 

Rated: T 

Posted: 2020-10-26

Story: Two idiots secretly crushing on one another go on a vendor run a week before their store opens. It's going to take a paranormal experience to get them to see the light. My contribution to Schitt’s Creek Trick or Treat. 

The Poem You Make Of Me 

Rated: G/E

Posted: 1-16-21  Updated in April w/ 2nd chapter called Day off/At last Rated E

Story:A soft comfort fic.

Freckles (Podfic read by Smallumbrella) 

Rated: M 

Posted: 2021-03-06

Story: Smallumbrella reads missgeevious ‘s Freckles, a sleepy, sexy short. 

Ocean and Sky 

Rated: G.

Posted: 3-23-21 

Story:A few days after David hurts Patrick’s feelings, he’s called to rescue him from the Wobbly Elm. Drunk Patrick. Set the night before Grad Night.

 BDE (Big Dick Energy) 

Rated: M 

Posted:2021-03-28

Story: Patrick wears gray sweatpants. David is flustered. 

My contribution to the very fun series My eyes are up here. 

Fever Dream 

Rated: M 

Posted: 10-23-21 

Story: David has a fever and his brain takes him to a dark place. 

He Shines 

Rated: G 

Posted: 2022-05-07 

Story: Marcy Brewer's experience of watching her son break apart, break away, and break free.

Dimples 

Rated: E

Posted: 2022-09-14 

Story: David discovers Patrick's lower back dimples on their first night together. 

The hours between 

Rated: T 

Posted: 2022-09-29 

Story: What does Patrick do before he goes to the Cafe Tropical for his surprise party? A missing scene from Meet the Parents.

Click/Snap/Whirrr 

Rated: G 

Posted: 2022-11-06 

Story: Patrick’s body is sending him signals. First with panic attacks and then with sensations that are practically audible. So he listens for it. He follows it. Just to see where it leads him.

David Rose: Style Consultant 

Rated: T 

Posted: 2023-11-07 

Story: Patrick Brewer is new. New to Schitt's creek, new to being single, new to being gay. He's trying new things. So when a certain someone’s business card catches his eye, he decides to make a call.

[stargazer56]

This or That [David/Patrick edition]

Thank you for the tags @flowertrigger @mammameesh @a-noble-dragon @saraminia and @ramonaflow !

Open Mic performance or Willkommen / Brewer-Rose or Rose-Brewer / quiet sex at Ray’s or sneaky sex at the motel / service top!Patrick or thirsty bottom!Patrick / “designated grapes” or “you’re my Mariah Carey” / David has an art studio in the cottage or Patrick sets up a veggie patch / wedding reception missing scene or post-Jake's house missing scene / bratty sub!David or competent Dom!David / David’s wedding vows or Olive Branch lip-sync / David and Ronnie's friendship or Patrick and Ronnie's rivalry / Patrick calling the Roses 'Johnny and Moira' or David calling the Brewers 'mum and dad' / pet names or no pet names / backseat car sex or backroom make outs / AU fics or canon compliant / they get a dog or cat / David in a skirt or Patrick in his baseball outfit / early morning sleepy sex or late night couch sex / BDE!Patrick or disaster gay!Patrick / Patrick’s habit of neck kisses or David’s habit of shoulder rubbing / last scene of Meet the Parents or last scene of Start Spreading the News

Tagging some mutuals who might want to play: @tyfinn @statueinthestonetoo @68henley @wearpersistencewell @olinsghost

@fictasticvoyage @obsessedwithdavrick @beaiola @carolrain @characterassassination-at-9am

[denimbex1986]

'Doctor Who executive producer Russell T. Davies warned everyone that the 60th anniversary special episodes were going to introduce some interesting new twists to the mythology of the series meant to set the stage for actor Ncuti Gatwa’s debut as the Time Lord. Some of those changes — especially those specific to the Doctor’s companions and nemeses — have been easy to understand as Davies updating Doctor Who lore to better reflect modern sensibilities. But when it came to the arrival of the newest Doctor — the first leading incarnation of the character to be played by a Black, queer man — Doctor Who’s 60th anniversary special absolutely fumbled the ball by forcing Gatwa to exist in another actor’s shadow.

Regeneration, the transformative process in which Time Lords like the Doctor become new, drastically different versions of themselves, has always been a fascinating part of Doctor Who’s mythology and the BBC’s convenient way of passing the mantle on from one actor to another. Though the Doctor usually recalls the events of their past lives, they’ve always been their own distinct people who go on to have adventures with new companions. The regular casting changes all around are how the series has been able to run for 60 years.

In the post-2005 Doctor Who revival under showrunners Davies, Steven Moffat, and Chris Chibnall, regenerations have been momentous events that gave viewers a taste of what’s to come while saying goodbye to the Doctor’s previous face. But ever since the Thirteenth Doctor (Jodie Whittaker) regenerated into a new form resembling the Tenth Doctor (David Tennant), it’s been clear that something unusual has been going on inside of the Doctor — something “The Giggle,” the third and final of the 60th anniversary episodes, explores in detail.

After finally setting things right with Donna Noble (Catherine Tate) in “The Star Beast” and then spinning off with her on a nightmarish journey to the edge of the universe in “Wild Blue Yonder,” the Fourteenth Doctor (Tennant) returns to Earth in “The Giggle” to do battle with an updated version of classic Doctor Who villain The Toymaker (Neil Patrick Harris). In his original form (portrayed by Batman alum Michael Gough), The Toymaker was introduced as a game-obsessed being from unknown origins whose knack for defying the laws of physics and inventing deadly “toys” made him a unique threat to the universe. In “The Giggle,” the character returns to the small screen for the first time since his initial appearance with a maniacal plan to destroy the world by hiding a secret rage-inducing signal that’s coded into every screen on the planet.

Ahead of “The Giggle” airing, Davies spoke candidly about wanting to use Harris’ turn as The Toymaker to address the context the character was originally introduced in and Doctor Who’s history of depicting him as a distinctly Asian-coded white man. Here, The Toymaker is presented as an off-putting German man who can’t quite keep a grip on his multiple affected accent. And “The Giggle” spotlights The Toymaker’s protean nature as a clever way of emphasizing just how disturbed the Fourteenth Doctor has been by his inability to fully understand what’s been going on with his own regeneration process.

With “The Giggle” being a special episode in which the stakes have to be high, The Toymaker’s plan for world conquest seems poised to work as he prepares to kill Fourteen by shooting him in front of Donna and fellow companion Mel Bush (Bonnie Langford). But rather than dying from being zapped through the chest with a massive laser, the Fourteenth Doctor is left relatively unharmed save for an odd feeling within himself, and when Fourteen asks Donna and Mel to pull both of his arms, his body begins to split in two.

According to the new Fifteenth Doctor (Ncuti Gatwa), bi-generation — a Time Lord simultaneously regenerating into two separate selves — was supposed to have been a Gallifreyan myth. But as Fourteen and Fifteen team up to defeat The Toymaker, “The Giggle” makes obvious that this era of multiple contemporaneous Doctors is here to stay, and while that’s sure to delight the legions of Doctor Who fans who’ve come to see Tennant as the quintessential Doctor, it’s impossible not to read the episode as having stolen a lot of Gatwa’s thunder.

When Gatwa was first announced as the actor who would be taking over the Doctor role following Whittaker’s three-series-long run, it felt like the BBC finally had the common sense to lean more into Doctor Who’s core ideas about imagination, exploration, and discovery across time and space. No matter how vehemently Doctor Who fans might want to deny it, the fact that the Doctor — a shapeshifting alien from a planet full of brilliant time travelers — was almost exclusively portrayed by white men until 2017 was small-minded, racist, and sexist in equal measure.

Despite their being late to the party, Whittaker’s Thirteen and Jo Martin’s Fugitive Doctor both demonstrated how Doctor Who could stay true to its narrative essence while also allowing the Doctor themselves to better reflect the real-world diversity of the fandom that loves the character. Gatwa’s run has seemed poised to do the same. But everything about the way “The Giggle” brings Fifteen into the picture — from the way he’s left standing in his underwear while Fourteen remains mostly clothed to the implication that the two Doctors will seemingly coexist — makes it seem as if Davies is trying to placate the contingent of fans who don’t want to accept a queer, Black actor playing the Doctor role by keeping Tennant in the mix.

Those fans vocalized their displeasure at the idea of a Black Doctor in the same way that people griped about the idea of a Black Spider-Man, a Black Captain America, or a Black James Bond. They’re the same people who’ve lost their minds at the sight of Black April O’Neil and can’t wrap their minds around the concept of Castlevania: Nocturne’s Black vampires. They’re also the people that love Mace Windu but hated it when Finn picked up a lightsaber and then promptly disappeared for much of the recent Star Wars movies. Point is: these fans are an unfortunate fixture in many genre fandoms, and while some aspects of “The Giggle” actually comment on how dangerous their specific brand of rage can be, the whole situation with “bi-generation” plays like Doctor Who catering to the fandom’s less-enlightened desires.

You can tell that Davies means for it to be poignant and touching in moments when Fifteen confronts Fourteen about his need to deal with his emotional baggage or when the companions express their excitement at meeting a new Doctor. But all of that goodwill is immediately squandered when you have characters (who know better from firsthand experience) asking whether the Doctor comes in a variety of colors.

The trappings and optics of “The Giggle” also add an unfortunate kind of magical negro quality to Fifteen’s heart-to-heart talks with Fourteen, which is a concept that seems like it might be lost on Doctor Who’s writers room. The two Doctors defeat The Toymaker together, but the episode’s real emotional climax comes as Fifteen explains himself as the product of emotional healing that Fourteen hasn’t yet done. The concept of a time traveler “doing rehab out of order” certainly sounds cool on the page. But within the episode itself, it frames Fifteen less as his own person living for himself and more as a source of emotional support for Fourteen, who ends up being inspired by Fifteen’s sage wisdom.

What’s most concerning, though, is the way “The Giggle” implies that the Doctors will now coexist, seemingly as Fourteen joins a bunch of the older companions like Donna, Mel, and Kate Lethbridge-Stewart (Jemma Redgrave) as part of a new spinoff project revolving around UNIT, Doctor Who’s answer to Marvel’s SHIELD / SWORD / SABER.

As distinct as each of the 60th anniversary special episodes have been, they each did a fantastic job of digging into the reality of how, after decades of journeying with their ordinary human allies, the Doctor has left more than a few of them behind and feels a profound kind of regret about it. More new stories centering Fourteen and the classic companions could create a way for Davies to dig deeper into that aspect of the Doctor’s psychology, and with Tennant’s tenure as Ten / Fourteen being so beloved by Doctor Who fans, it’s not hard to understand why the BBC might want to keep him around indefinitely.

But part of what made it possible for Tennant’s initial run as the Doctor to become a monster success was the time and space he was given to fully own and make the character his own, independent of his immediate predecessor. “The Giggle” doesn’t wholly preclude Gatwa’s ability to do the same, but simply by making this era one he might have to share with Tennant, Doctor Who has already put him at something of a disadvantage.

Of course, we won’t know until the upcoming Christmas special starts to air exactly how Doctor Who will address bi-generation’s larger ramifications and what sort of figure Fifteen will be on the show. But with the Fourteen still running around, and maybe getting ready to pull everyone’s focus back over to what’s going on in his new life on Earth, it feels like the Fifteenth Doctor might end up having to share his spotlight in a way that the character hasn’t been forced to previously. Let’s hope that doesn’t end up being the case...'

[stereopticons]

This or That [David/Patrick edition]

thanks for the tags, @blackandwhiteandrose @ramonaflow @hippolotamus!

Open Mic performance or Willkommen / Brewer-Rose or Rose-Brewer* / quiet sex at Ray’s or sneaky sex at the motel / service top!Patrick or thirsty bottom!Patrick** / “designated grapes” or “you’re my Mariah Carey” / David has an art studio in the cottage or Patrick sets up a veggie patch / wedding reception missing scene or post-Jake's house missing scene / bratty sub!David or competent Dom!David** / David’s wedding vows or Olive Branch lip-sync / David and Ronnie's friendship or Patrick and Ronnie's rivalry / Patrick calling the Roses 'Johnny and Moira' or David calling the Brewers 'mum and dad' / pet names*** or no pet names / backseat car sex or backroom make outs / AU fics or canon compliant / they get a dog or cat / David in a skirt or Patrick in his baseball outfit / early morning sleepy sex or late night couch sex / BDE!Patrick or disaster gay!Patrick / Patrick’s habit of neck kisses or David’s habit of shoulder rubbing / last scene of Meet the Parents or last scene of Start Spreading the News

*I don't think either changed their names but do refer to it as the Rose-Brewer household

**They're both vers switches and you can't convince me otherwise

***Only for David

I think most people have done this by now but tagging @alienajackson @rosedavid @roseapothecary @carolrain @chelle-68 @filet-o-feelings @jettestar