#possible divorce

[mvmnbnv]

Vi before seeing the banners outside

Vi after

Sis is mad bro...

[deadpoolsmom]

actually I have a second thought about eboy anime twunk slade and it’s that he’s so funny people complaining are just cowards.

this is Absolutely what a man who is definitely gonna lose to newbie superman, be divorced, dodge paying child support, and commit himself to inventing new levels of toxic parenting and beefing with teenagers forever looks like

[redrobin-detective]

I think one underrated tragedy of Ice King's scars is that he probably took away Simon's sense of levity.

Like in his very limited appearances before Simon is consumed by the crown we see he's kind of a silly dude. In his introduction video, he only put on the crown in order to playfully tease his fiancee. Plus watching him make light of the loneliness and general misery for a young girl in a broken world. He was a dedicated man, who was generous and loved with his whole heart and threw himself one hundred percent into everything he did. He was also a fun lil guy.

But after almost a millennia of being a mad man, the brunt of every joke, someone who only existed as a broken caricature of himself and couldn't be counted on to take anything seriously, I imagine he was done with it. Now he wants to focus back on his academic endeavors, on his role as a father figure in Marcy's life, on being a proper adult. Any attempts to be silly could easily remind everyone - including himself- of Ice King, something he's eager to avoid.

So his jokes and jibes and general lightheartedness turned to sarcasm and self deprecating comments.

[maybe-boys-do-love]

We all need to be mentally preparing for the inevitable Our Skyy 3: Marriage edition next year

[everysongineverykey]

as part of the getting-worse-before-it-gets-better portion of aziraphale and crowley's season 3 relationship arc we NEED a desperate "i love you" from aziraphale met with a hissed, spiteful, and quickly regretted "i forgive you" from crowley

[mythalism]

cannot stop thinking about a romanced Lavellan being the default world state. it seems like no big deal at first until you realize that it’s the world state that all new players to the franchise will use. it is the world state they chose for people who are brand new to the world and its characters. it’s the world state they chose to get new people invested in the world. whatever happens in that world state isn’t just for us, who have been eagerly waiting, but is significant enough that they want every single brand new player to see it, to experience those scenes. i need to lay down

[fashionredalert]

I want old cranky madatobi who have nothing better to do than be achy and blind and snippy with one another whilst working seamlessly together to make snacks and maybe dinner if they're feeling frisky.

Tobirama loves his tea as bitter as his soul and Madara likes his sweet and he never hears the end of it when he kisses Tobirama with lips sticky with too sweet honey.

Tobirama falls asleep in his chair in the middle of reading a scroll, out loud because Madara demands story time (the scroll is actually a formula for yet *another* forbidden jutsu) since his eyes finally went kapoot, and Madara blindly kicks him awake and it sparks an argument which leads to Madara hauling Tobirama to bed.

Tobirama makes quips about Madara failing to get his dick hard and Madara hisses at him and tell him to shut the fuck up because he hears divorce is far less complicated now than it was when they first married 57 years ago and he could find a mistress any time he wanted and Tobirama just rolls his eyes but let's himself be bullied into bed because he's always ran cold and Madara knows better than to sleep anywhere else but beside him.

Madara hisses when Tobirama tucks his icy feet where he pleases but doesn't pull away, even when he starts to snore obnoxiously loud.

[theminecraftbee]

hysterical that cleo appears to have explained nothing to gem other than “scar is my favorite son”, judging by how repeatedly gem says that,

[codacheetah]

I joke abt Loop being a critter a lot but I do honestly wonder if they'd be considered like. Not a "creature" per se but part of some kind of mythological species from the Island's culture. To make a wish so severe and so powerful so as to completely destroy yourself, and be remolded in the shape of the Universe, well that just feels like the kind of thing that would get infinite fables written about it. Some parents warn their children that if they're too irresponsible with Wish Craft and ask too much of the Universe, they'll become a star as punishment (and if this is told to young children I have to imagine the next threat is "and you won't be able to eat all your favorite snacks anymore!") Some people however revere Stars as the most dedicated followers of the Universe, favored so much for their direct communication with it that they've been reshaped to match the stars that guide them. Idk

[fawxd3n]

wallmark (divorce) comic

//refrenced substance abuse

(headcannon in tags)

[xxplastic-cubexx]

so like do you think they made the plastic wheelchair ALONGSIDE the plastic prison as a Just In Case situation, only after they realized charles was going to be a frequent visitor, or both as in because they knew charles was going to be the only person visiting him during planning they decided to make him a chair ahead of time

[add1ctedt0you]

Canonically speaking, jc' reaction to someone he doesn't like/has strong negative feelings towards, because that person was a jerk to his sister, is to regulate his emotions according to how his sister feels. In a jyl lives au, after wwx's return, canon jc is going to his sister, saying something like: 'while I think we should throw at least a cup of tea at him because he left us you and a-ling like that, it's your choice, jin zixuan was your husband. What are we feeling now, jiejie?'

[ray935sworld]

My baby, my baby (Part 1)

David Alonso, Child of Divorce AU

(Rpf title inspired by "I bet on losing dogs" by Mitski)

Marc remembered the look in Vale's face when he told him like it was his own name. The reaction was burnt in his memories. Back then, it was happy. Now it only hurt to think back at that time.

"I'm pregnant" he had said. Tears were shining in his eyes. His voice broke. He was scared of what would happened. He didn't expect anything. Really. He was prepared to be walked out on.

He was shaking as he hold the positive tests in his hand, slowly handing them to Vale "I'm sorry. I know it's - not ideal. I'm too far to... To... Not have it.... and we aren't dating for long but - I love our child already and - I - I can't give them up. I need - " He felt himself getting into a rambel.

Vale's face was completely unguarded, the statement to unexpected to fake his expression. He looked at Marc with wide eyes, trying to fully comprehend the meaning. Then he suddenly smiled. Without hesitation he wrapped his arms around the younger man, pulling him against his chest, laughing softly.

"You-" he kissed his head. "Are-" Another kiss. His smile got even bigger. "By far" A third one. "The best thing to ever happen to me" Another kiss. The Italian caressed Marc's face, holding him close, looking at him full of love.

"And you're making me the happiest man in the world by making me the father of your child." Now Marc was full on sobbing. He hold onto his partner, stabilized by him. He felt like his world was turning. He was barely 20, still in his motogp rookie season.

But Vale made him feel like this child - their child was the most logical and most perfect surprise he ever got and he let himself drown in this feeling.

The older one just hold him, hugged him and let him catch his breath again.

"Vale, I... I'm sorry" he whispered. "No need to be. I love you. And I love our little baby. Sure, some might say it's not the normal way to go about things, but we aren't really normal, are we?" he laughed. And Marc had smiled and nodded.

"But... I'm still a rookie and this is motogp and... What if - what if -" "If anything happens. We'll deal with it as it emerges." He promised. "And we can hopefully hide the pregnancy as much as possible until the end of the season and then you just take a break for '14 if necessary." "Yeah... It's just... You know. A lot."

"Well, we are a lot as well. So no wonder our bambino is a lot as well..." His laugher eased the tension. He smiled reassuringly.

His hand wandered from Marc's waist to his front. But before he touched his stomach, he looked at his lover.

"Can I?" It took a second to understand. He felt Vale's finger lingerie on the hem of his shirt. Then Marc nodded.

He bit his lips as he watched Vale getting on his knees to be on level with his stomach. There was a tiny bulge. Barely enough to really register it, if you didn't know what to look for.

He pulled his shirt up and looked at the clear skin before pressing a kiss to his body. "Ciao bambino, my name is Vale and I'm your other papa. And I love you so, so much you have no idea. I swear to you, I'll do anything for you and your papa to make you two be safe and happy. Because you're the most amazing little miracle and you're all mine. And Marc's. Our miracle"

He kissed his stomach again. But now he looked up. "Marc, I love you and I love our child. And I swear, I'll be there for you, on every step of the way"

Marc cried again. They ended up in bed not shortly after, wrapped up in each other whispering about the future, sharing fears and dreams.

Vale had proven that he meant those words. He had partially moved to Spain and refused to be apart from his boyfriend. He handled everything baby related that Marc didn't had to physically do during the rest of the season.

He did a lot of research on food, risks, what exercise was possible or recommended for Marc, what to expect during the next month and how he should deal with all the troubles coming his ways.

Marc was grateful. He was able to completely focus on the rest of his season, still 3 months to go. Sure, he was scared but his need to race was bigger than what he expected to be the risk.

"Of course. The baby wants to race too" Vale had joked. "She's our child after all so he's practically begging you to go on the bike" They didn't want to know the gender so Rossi had started to use all pronouns for the baby.

Marc had tried to figure out if there was a tendency, to find out if Vale had a preferred gender. But it was equal.

Vale got extremely protective of him, blocking him from the media and most of the cricts. The pregancy was still not official.

Marc won the championship with a baby in his belly and he couldn't be happier.

They had expected that from the start of November till the end of March, they would have time prepare for the last months of pregnancy before Vale would go to the next season.

But once again, life had different plans. When Marc was only 6 months pregant, he started to feel wrong. Completly wrong. He suddenly was in pain and cried out.

They were currently in Spain during tbe winter break. Vale was at the store, getting groceries and he was at home, just watching TV, when a wave of pain hit his body.

It was far worst than any crash. The pain was strong and steady. At any different place, he would have been able to handle it. But he was terrified when he realized, that it was his abdomen that seemed to be the center of it all.

He cried out in pain, reaching for his phone. His hands were shaking as he called Alex. Alex was down the street, only minutes away. And whatever was happening, he couldn't do it alone.

Alex was there in seconds, having sprinted to his place. He immediately went to hold his brother and called Vale.

Marc wasn't able to remember much after what happend afterwards. He only remembered the scared look on his brothers face as the then 17 year old, started the car. He had never driven without an instructor before and it wasn't like Marc could pay attention to the road. But Alex was a racing driver so he had fate him in.

He was way too busy to worry about his driving skill, holding his stomach and being afraid and occasionally, crying out in pain, which lead to Alex giving him an anxious look from the side.

Somehow they arrived at the hospital. Marc laughed out loud when he saw Vale already waiting outside. He helped him out the car and bought him in the emergency room.

A lot of things happened very fast. And the only steady thing for Marc was that he had either Vale on his side, while Alex dealt with something or Alex on his side while Vale talked with the doctors. It took hours of pain and a lot of medication, he didn't understood - but he trusted Vale to make the right decision - until he was bought in surgery.

He was scared. He was terrified. He was sure he would break Vale's hand with the death grip he was having. He fell asleep at some point. Or he was anesthetized. He didn't know and he never asked.

But when he woke up, he saw Vale sitting next to him, his eyes filled with tears as he was holding Marc's hand.

"Ciao amore mio" he whispered. His voice was tired and his cheeks had clear tear streaks. He didn't understood. Then he remembered the pain in his stomach. The fear. The surgery.

"No" Marc whined as he started to move. "No, Vale, no. No, don't. Don't do this to me. Please" He pulled his hand away from Vale and placed it on his stomach. He needed to feel the round belly he had gotten over the last months. He needed to feel the skin that was protecting his baby from the cold and cruel world.

It was gone.

"No" he cried out. "Our baby. Vale - Vale, our ba-a-abyyyy"

"Marc, our baby is alive" he quickly said. And the man froze in confusion. He stared at his lover, clearly not understanding what he was saying. He looked down at himself. He had lost his baby bump.

"What?" he sniffed. „But... I'm... I'm not pregant anymore." "But our baby is strong. The strong there has ever been. He's alive. Marc, we have a child. You did it."

Again, he snuffed, clearly upset and confused about the situation. His brain felt scrambled. He didn't understand what was going on. But the way Vale smiled at him, made him feel safe. Vale wouldn't look at him like that if it wasn't true.

"They are okay?"

"Oh, my love, yes." He kissed him carefully and with more love than he ever felt. "Marc, you did amazing. We have a little boy. Our little boy is alive and healthy. He's at the nicu but the doctors aren't too worried. He's stable and needs to be supervisioned for a few days. And then they'll keep him here for a few more weeks just to make sure he stays as healthy as he is"

"Can - Can I go see him? Wait, what's his name? Did you already choose one?" "Yes, I did. I had to since they needed a name for the NICU." "What's his name? What did you choose?" "I... We can still change it. It wouldn't be a problem so if you want to-" "Vale, his name. What's our sons name?"

"David."

"David?"

"Yes... You said you like the name best so I thought..."

"No, no, I love it. I... Our son David"

[toxicroyjamie]

I think Jamie talks to Georgie like every night and spends at least 45% of the call updating her on the latest in his insane and volatile relationship with Roy because it's always something. She literally never knows from one day to the next what the status will be. Yes we did get in a fistfight yesterday mummy but then we went to the kebab place so we were totally friends again :) and he forgave me and he even drove me home this morning. I said he drove me home. No I wasn't there overnight. I don't even know why I said that. I don't think I even said that

[robobee]

i said this in my tags and I'll say it again. tristamp wolfwood wears off the rack clearance suits and his old crusty high school skinny jeans. wolfwood 98 wears off rack too but he gets them tailored to fit him better AND gets it dry cleaned. BADLANDS wolfwood is in the desert with no water because he spent all his double dollars on a bespoke t'aliani suit that cinches his waist and doesn't even come with the top 4 buttons lest he accidentally hide his breasts

[dasha022]

Since I can't found any new trop in DCxDP fanfictions, I will continue writing fanfics on AO3 and Wattpad by my own 😩

Here's the new one!!

A bird couldn’t help but get into trouble while searching for answers. This caused a certain ghost boy to face the terrifying truth he was so unaware of.

Now the bird will have to deal with the consequences and give the ghost a new home.

Because, that’s what a husband does. Isn’t it?